Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) (2023-2024)

[sage oriole]

unless perf math

[fresh wagon]

Possibly

[spring badger]

1550 - 1600 is the same thing

[fresh wagon]

I had a 790 math so cooked

[spring badger]

Everyone else sucks /s

[ocean mural]

@fresh wagon did you cure cancer

[fresh wagon]

I’m actually the most mid scs applicant ever

[fresh wagon]

Ofc

[spring badger]

That’s not even impressive for CS did you invent a new ML model

[fresh wagon]

I told chat gpt to make a cure for cancer

[ocean mural]

my ml model has 100% confidence to always return hello world

[fresh wagon]

I kinda talked about music and ai in one of my essays

[cerulean crow]

music and ai is such a fascinating field

[spring badger]

Jokes aside I literally created a modified ML model for Parkinson’s, went to ISEF, and still got rejected from Columbia and UIUC

So idek what colleges want atp

[fresh wagon]

Oh 💀

[sage oriole]

gg

[fresh wagon]

Imposter syndrome is already here

[spring badger]

Nah bruh

My SAT score

Is soooo bad

I’m test opt

[fresh wagon]

Oh

[spring badger]

I’m telling u test opt is my biggest weakness

[fallen pike]

veer what does the decision letter look like

is there confetti

[long cradle]

Cmu is a bum

[fresh wagon]

NO BRUH I WAS SO MAD

[spring badger]

It’s not even that I can’t get a high score

[ocean mural]

does it actually hurt chances

[spring badger]

I just didn’t study

[fresh wagon]

it’s literally so plain

[spring badger]

Well from my story yes

[spring badger]

Expected from CMU tbh

[cerulean crow]

it hurts ur chances for dartmouth and ut austin for u, among other schools

[fresh wagon]

I didn’t study for my first one but when I studied I did worse 💀

[sage oriole]

can I peep your app lowk

💀

[spring badger]

LMAO

[cerulean crow]

lmao

[sage oriole]

I went from 1200 to 1580

💀

[spring badger]

yeah I just needed like

ONE MORE MONTH OF PREP

[ocean mural]

wait are they test mandatory

[fresh wagon]

💀crazy

[cerulean crow]

now they are

[spring badger]

AND I WOULDA BEEN GOING IVY RN

but now I gotta wait

[fresh wagon]

I could probably do better if I didn’t think so hard during reading

[sage oriole]

i prepped for 2 weeks 💀

[spring badger]

I hope I’ll get at least one

Brown pls accept me

[cerulean crow]

where have u gotten so far

[fresh wagon]

You will

[spring badger]

I’ll donate when I’m rich

[ocean mural]

aye when you think about it, if an ivy accepts my broke ass, i can get a job easy and then donate money. its ROI for them tbh

[spring badger]

Northeastern honors
Umass Amherst honors + chancellors scholarship
UConn honors + STEM scholarship
Fordham + deans scholarship
Binghamton + presidents scholarship

All for CS

[cerulean crow]

holyy

congrats

[spring badger]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[sage oriole]

wild

[spring badger]

TY !!

[spring badger]

I kinda like this

[cerulean arch]

Real?

[spring badger]

Straight to the point

This is the cs major in me talking

[fresh wagon]

No it was from last Friday 💀

[fresh wagon]

Fr

[ocean mural]

on god im putting that on my MIT app

[fresh wagon]

Ok but I like confetti

I’m sure a school like CMU can code confetti

[cerulean arch]

Heh

[spring badger]

They can code everything but portals.

[near swift]

did it come out yet?

[spring badger]

Their portal is the ugliest out of all my schools

[fresh wagon]

Why do cs school portals suck

[cerulean arch]

This shit is taking too long

[spring badger]

No charm

[autumn wing]

bro dont bet on umd rd i heard they accept like a total of 2 people overall through rd

[fresh wagon]

So real

[spring badger]

No warmth

Nothing

[ocean mural]

FRESNO STATE RAHHHH 🗣️ 🔥

[fresh wagon]

No I did umd ea and got in lol. Umd accepts no one rd

[spring badger]

I like the dog tho 😁

Alr gang I have to go study for psych

If I decide to procrastinate again I’ll be back

[fresh wagon]

My e and m quiz is today

[cerulean crow]

W

no portal only emails

[fresh wagon]

I hate physics

[cerulean crow]

more organized than #1 cs school

[ocean mural]

EXACTLYYY 🗣️ 🔥🗣️ 🔥🗣️ 🔥🗣️ 🔥

[cerulean crow]

🔥

[near swift]

is this better then usaco plat

[cerulean crow]

oh wait cmu didnt come at 1 dammit

its coming at 2 guys

trust me

[sage oriole]

[ocean mural]

48 more minutes

swear

[near swift]

fr?

umd is that hard

[keen atlas]

damnn

[ocean mural]

@hardy dock 48 more minutes

[autumn wing]

95'% accepted through ea

and then the rest through rd

[autumn wing]

sameskis

[near swift]

wtf thats like uchicago numbers

[fresh wagon]

Umd rd is harder than ivys

[cerulean crow]

wasnt chicago like none

no one got in

[autumn wing]

yeah lol they fill their class ea

[near swift]

1%

[fresh wagon]

Yay twins

[near swift]

why do colleges do that

[autumn wing]

i got deffered gt tho

[fresh wagon]

U got it this Friday

[near swift]

usc number 1 fan would u take usc over cmu

[fresh wagon]

Idk what schools I would go to over CMU

That I applied to

Princeton?

Not Cornell

Berk? Idk

[cerulean crow]

gt?

[ocean mural]

uc merced

[fresh wagon]

Maybe

[patent vector]

Any word on the next wave 🥲

[fresh wagon]

Not Merced 💀

[ocean mural]

csu bakersfield

[fresh wagon]

Likely this Friday

[cerulean crow]

https://tenor.com/view/uc-merced-wojak-gif-24034069

[cerulean crow]

fresno state 🔥

[patent vector]

😦

[fresh wagon]

I don’t live in Cali but heard things about Merced

[patent vector]

Why is it switching to emojisss

[fresh wagon]

My cousin does tho

[ocean mural]

its my closest uc 💀

[cerulean crow]

theres a setting

[ocean mural]

NOT AS CLOSE AS FRESNO STATE RAHHHH 🗣️ 🔥

[cerulean crow]

honestly its meh

[fresh wagon]

I think she lives in San Joaquin county idk

[cerulean crow]

U LIVE IN FRESNO?!

[elder vortex]

this chat so much better than general

[ocean mural]

oh yeah thats like right next to uc merced

[north hamlet]

UCs cooked my sister

[cerulean crow]

bruh they cooked me

[ocean mural]

I LIVE LIKE 20-30 MIN FROM IT

[fresh wagon]

UCLA waitlisted my cousin

I hate ucla

[cerulean crow]

did she get into any one

[fresh wagon]

Berkeley is the only uc worth going to oos

[sage oriole]

what was ur UW goa

[north hamlet]

3.9 with max course rigor (3.9 is unbelieveably hard at my school) and pretty good ECs

[ocean mural]

UC FRESNOOO RAHHHH 🗣️ 🔥

[cerulean crow]

🔥

[north hamlet]

the bottom 3

[cerulean crow]

bruh thats good tho

[fresh wagon]

Mine? 4.0

[cerulean crow]

riverside and sc are good bruh

[patent vector]

Ngl I gotta agree but I’d go to ucla oos too ngl

[north hamlet]

what about ECs

[fresh wagon]

Some stuff I don’t wanna really talk about it too much tho

[north hamlet]

oh

np

[fresh wagon]

I think I had a good theme tho

[north hamlet]

thats good

[fresh wagon]

Ok but who cares about being happy

[north hamlet]

trust me bro

grade deflation

[ocean mural]

not ucsd people

[north hamlet]

is the scariest thing ever

[fresh wagon]

I gotta lock in for ohysics

[north hamlet]

i have 2 B's rn

[fresh wagon]

Even tho it’s 1:20

[north hamlet]

and i have been busting my ass off

[cerulean crow]

bruh thats not bad

like for caltech its bad

[fresh wagon]

They look at you compared to your region first

[north hamlet]

yeah yeah thats all pretty bs

[patent vector]

I no no like Caltech being test blind 😔

[north hamlet]

sounds reassuring

but

[cerulean crow]

r u a cali resident

[patent vector]

At a minimum be To

[north hamlet]

yes

bay area

[cerulean crow]

https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/about-us/information-center/admissions-source-school

use this for UCs

[north hamlet]

@fresh wagon plus, i live in the Bay so everyone is cracked

[cerulean crow]

sort by gpa

[fresh wagon]

True

[elder vortex]

think id rather go to my state school (psu) than any uc

[north hamlet]

ive seen this, ucsd has a 8 percent AR to my school

which proves

[fresh wagon]

I live in a fairly competitive county but def not Bay Area type

[north hamlet]

the gpa relative to your school thing is false

[steady thunder]

im from bay area lol my school way too comp

bay area just too comp in general,

[north hamlet]

tell me bout it bro

i wanna move

[keen atlas]

bay area kids are a whole different breed

[north hamlet]

to some bumbass school

[cerulean crow]

click this

see specific gpa

[fresh wagon]

I live in the best county in Maryland

[north hamlet]

ye

[fresh wagon]

So true

[north hamlet]

but

[cerulean crow]

btw have u considered the greatest school to ever exist, our lord and savior, sjsu?

[north hamlet]

wekinda feed into berkeley

[steady thunder]

but the good part is college aint gonna be insanely different in terms of comp so it woulkd be easier to adapt

[fresh wagon]

I really need to sleep 💀

[north hamlet]

22 percent AR to berkeley

[fresh wagon]

Stop the propaganda

[cerulean crow]

never

[north hamlet]

but we negative feed to ucla

cause gpa

[cerulean crow]

u shud consider sjsu instead of cmu tbh

great bay area internships and connections :D

[prisma gull]

youre cooked, daddy didnt donate a building

[ocean mural]

my school is App 39, Adm 25, Enr 13

LMAO

[cerulean crow]

nah i know a kid whos doing research at ucb about cs applied in humanities, something very legit and presented in singapore and berkeley, 4.2x uc gpa (3.9x uw), rec letter from ucb professor, pretty good essays, rej from UCI, UCSB, UCSD

they are, in fact, cooked

[prisma gull]

i mean ucs dont look at recs no?

[cerulean crow]

yea

ok screw the rec part

they used that for private unis

[prisma gull]

cs major?

[cerulean crow]

yea

[north hamlet]

for berkeley?

or universtywide

[ocean mural]

uni wide

[north hamlet]

nice

[prisma gull]

lowkey majoring in cs just halves your chances however good they are

[north hamlet]

for berkely would be absofuckinglutely crazy

[ocean mural]

LMAO

[cerulean crow]

ikr

but rejection from all UCs they applied to

is absurd

[ocean mural]

just become gender studies major

[cerulean crow]

but is it worth it tho

[prisma gull]

did they have safeties

[prisma gull]

just major in smth connected but a little less impacted

[cerulean crow]

they got into rutgers and uw mad

[prisma gull]

like applied math

[prisma gull]

oh those are good

[cerulean crow]

yea but hes still sad

cuz he wanted a UC

any UC

[prisma gull]

eh thats fair enough

[cerulean crow]

except bottom 3

[main cedar]

what happened with cmu?

theye sent out wrong deciwsion?

[cerulean crow]

no

[prisma gull]

berkeley’s still on its way

[cerulean crow]

no cmu yet

[cerulean crow]

ikr

i hope

for him and for me

[ocean mural]

wb sjsu :(

[cerulean crow]

ESS JAY ESS YOO

🔥

[hardy dock]

LOL NAH

[cerulean crow]

28 more min

cmu comes at 2 trust me

[ocean mural]

i spelled fresno wrong

imma kms

[cerulean crow]

fres__yes__

[ocean mural]

@hardy dock shouldve applied to fresno state

monkey

[cerulean crow]

fres__perhaps__ state uni

[hardy dock]

i did

got full ride

[cerulean crow]

no way

[cerulean crow]

W

for cs?

[hardy dock]

im kidding bro

LMAO

[cerulean crow]

aw

[ocean mural]

but it aint that hard for fresno state

[cerulean crow]

they offered me a 10k scholarship :D

[prisma gull]

and even if he or you dont get into ucb, youve got other schools that actually want you

[ocean mural]

LIKE SJSU RAHHH

[cerulean crow]

yea, but like hopes were so high

[hardy dock]

^

[cerulean crow]

he was dreaming abt ucsd

[prisma gull]

thats valid

[cerulean crow]

and cudnt get into davis

so UCs are scuffed

[hardy dock]

I was dreaming abt ucsd too and then got straight up rejected

[cerulean crow]

me too

😔

[prisma gull]

i got WL from UCSD with 4.0 and as a non-STEM major so

[ocean mural]

wait @cerulean crow are you also valley kid

[main cedar]

i read something like that and i got scared af lmao

[cerulean crow]

congrats!!

[patent cove]

UCs are a scam

i dont like the UCs

[main cedar]

checked my portal but im still good

[cerulean crow]

bruh cmu is scuffed

[cerulean crow]

ikr

smh

[hardy dock]

its funny bc UCSB and UCI have such low AR for CS and UCSD is a bit higher than theirs and then i get rejected (from our school at least)

[cerulean crow]

wait u got in, or no decision yet

[ocean mural]

whats AR

[patent cove]

acceptance rate

[ocean mural]

oh

[main cedar]

i got in

[ocean mural]

💀

[main cedar]

last friday

[cerulean crow]

WWWW

congratsssss!!!!

[hardy dock]

massive W

[main cedar]

thanks i believe in yall

as well

[autumn wing]

thx bro

[autumn wing]

debating rn i’m not sure i would

[cerulean crow]

dam

ur usc number 2 fan now

😔

[autumn wing]

don’t think i would go

[autumn wing]

no i swear im number one i have the most merch

[cerulean crow]

lmao

[pulsar valley]

have there been any more waves of decisions after friday?

[cerulean crow]

nope :(

[ocean mural]

11 minutes @hardy dock

[cerulean crow]

ooo

[onyx falcon]

its coming out at 2am guys!!

[cerulean crow]

8 more min ppls!!11!1

[ocean mural]

7 more!

[main cedar]

😭

[prisma gull]

💀💀

[cerulean crow]

15 secs guys

[sick hearth]

its time.

[hardy dock]

its time!!!

[cerulean crow]

nah nuthn

its coming out at 3 guys

trust me

[hardy dock]

trust trust

[sick hearth]

just go to sleep

[cerulean crow]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-vein-thrombosis-martincitopants-gif-22443577

no

[sick hearth]

wake up in the morning and find your acceptance letter 🤩

[onyx falcon]

fr

[cerulean crow]

what if cmu comes out tho

[onyx falcon]

^^^^^

[sick hearth]

cmu not worth your sleep 😂

sleep>>>

[cerulean crow]

no i must stay awake

and refresh my portal every hour

[ocean mural]

guys

56 more minutes

[sick hearth]

what you doing here, u a junior 😂

[ocean mural]

yeah

im a phd junior on god

[sick hearth]

interesting

[ocean mural]

ask @hardy dock

[hardy dock]

he is goated

[sick hearth]

cool

[autumn wing]

vro go to sleep

it’ll come friday i bet

[glossy wing]

@autumn wing

[glossy wing]

this dude has a usc socks and sleeps with a usc blanket

[autumn wing]

i don’t think i would but at this point im not sure lol

[onyx falcon]

bros not galzing usc anymore 😔

but cmu doesnt ahve bronny

or isnt a condom mascot

[cerulean crow]

aw it didnt come at 3

its coming at 4 guys trust me

[dusty steeple]

CMU really pulled a game of thrones

The dragons are coming guys dw

[lone rain]

didnt they say friday or something

[wispy perch]

Bronny my man

[halcyon chasm]

where?

[lone rain]

instagram

wwait nvm

i read it wrong

[quasi lily]

They said Friday in live chat but April 1 on instagram

[lone rain]

what d'fuck

[wispy perch]

Bruh

Can’t they fucking make an email announcement

[unborn flax]

ikr

i have been waiting

[crimson sluice]

Same

[merry folio]

"While some decisions began releasing early on March 15 and will continue over the next two weeks, applicants who have not yet received a decision can expect to receive an email notification that a decision is available in the portal no later than April 1, which is our typical deadline. Our team acknowledges the anxiety and excitement that comes with college admission decisions and we thank you for your patience while we work to meticulously release decisions."

this sucks so bad

[empty cape]

where was this posted

[crimson sluice]

Instagram

[weary wave]

they r just saying April first to give them a cop out probably

[prisma gull]

getting college updates through instagram stories is a new level of digital age

[wispy snow]

always been getting college updates thru ig ngl

like big EA day

umich, unc

gtech

[iron smelt]

It's like how western governments use twitter

Lol

[lusty vale]

CMU is a scam

the college doesn't actually exist

that is why they won't let us in

[wispy snow]

go tartans!

[wispy perch]

I agree

[tacit sandal]

its ok i forgive cmu even though they lied to us multiple times (im hoping an AO here sees this and accepts me)

[velvet crescent]

tempted to withdraw this

[gloomy oriole]

I wholeheartedly agree with this

[wispy perch]

Usernamechecksout

[merry folio]

14hours ago at the time I sent this. It's under the comments section of their most recent post

[tidal tree]

meow

[cinder thorn]

is cmu out>

[shut fable]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[cinder thorn]

bro its been two days since they said itll be out

they lied

fr

[weary wave]

Friday 5pm

probably

[cinder thorn]

and what happens when they dont send it then?

[weary wave]

im pretty sure we can expect it by then

because they were going to roll some decisions on Monday but didn't due to it stressing students out apparently

so they should already have another group of decisions finalized

[hardy dock]

NO LATER THAN

That’s been on their website for god knows how ling

Long

The “no later than april 1st”

[tranquil sail]

okay when is this shit coming out

[near fossil]

UT did the same thing, they said no later than feb 1st and released a majority of the decisions on feb 1st

[tranquil sail]

i needa know if i have to accept offer of admission and they are just dragging it out 😭

okay 👍

[near fossil]

but ppl are saying the AOs said this friday

so id just wait till friday

if no decision by friday, then wait til april 1

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

[near fossil]

tf i do 💀

[cinder thorn]

insightful info is bad?

[wispy perch]

A joke

[near fossil]

lmao

[wispy perch]

I wanted to use it

[near fossil]

lmaoo

[wispy perch]

I love the gif

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[near fossil]

there was another funny one

[near fossil]

oh yeah it was this one

lmaoo

[wispy perch]

😂

[sweet horizon]

stop 😭

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-tool-mickey-mouse-mickey-clubhouse-gif-18764497

[restive jolt]

carnegie mellon university i am playing piano at carnegie hall and therefore you MUST let me in please i beg of you

[chrome fulcrum]

You're in

[sage oriole]

i need to be in

[chrome fulcrum]

You're in too

Acceptance for you

And you

Acceptance for everybody

[prisma gull]

YOOOOO NICE

congrats on carnegie (hall)!

[wheat moon]

[cinder thorn]

𓋴𓅲𓎢𓉔 𓆑𓅲𓈖

[cerulean crow]

guys cmu in 8 min trust me bro ill be right this time

[sweet horizon]

THAT'S SO COOOOOOLLL CONGRATS

[restive jolt]

THANK YOU < 3

[restive jolt]

THANK YOU 🤭🤭🤭

[cerulean crow]

aw cmu isnt out

its coming at 1 guys trust me

[wheat moon]

cmu is reducing my libido rn

[chrome fulcrum]

LMAOOO

I truly believe live chat is being run by an LLM

[tacit sandal]

what are the chances we get a wave in 10minutes ?

[wheat moon]

AT THIS POINT DAWG THEY SWITCH UP EVERY MINUTE.

FUCK THIS SHIT

[sterile sphinx]

can be true this is cmu we're talking about

[wispy snow]

that's what i've been saying

[wheat moon]

fr

[chrome fulcrum]

0.00001%

[wispy snow]

u guys have been talking to bots for 5 days

btw day 5 of where is my cmu offer

[inland crypt]

Bruh wtf

I hate cmu

[cinder thorn]

dont we all

[ocean mural]

guys cmu in 47 minutes

swear

[raw crystal]

Wtf they said it's gonna be Friday and now April 1st? I lost my patience with them 😭 They should just give acceptance to all the people who had to wait at this point

[patent vector]

Have we considered the live chat might just be a bot and not a person

[sterile sphinx]

I asked

They're a real person

[patent vector]

Damnn

[cerulean crow]

thats what a bot wud say

[sterile sphinx]

nah they said ''lol' at the end

[raw crystal]

That's a cool AO

[upbeat void]

But how else would a bot look human?

[raw crystal]

But if it's CMU then they might be able to fine-tune Gen Z texting language in there idk

[onyx falcon]

average cmu live chat bot

they just greated an nlp

[quasi quarry]

The agents are obviously real people💀

[vapid ermine]

unless

chatgpt said it was a real person last friday

[tacit sandal]

Guys AO just told me OMGG

That CMU decisions are NOT coming in 10 minutes

[vapid ermine]

[fresh wagon]

if you believe they will come

[visual scarab]

Did anything come out?

[fresh wagon]

i dont think anything came out since last friday

[visual scarab]

Whelp gonna stay depressed till April 1

[fresh wagon]

maybe this friday

[stoic nexus]

im choosing to believe its this friday

[wispy snow]

they will WHAT?!?

[fresh wagon]

💀

[tacit sandal]

its not out

damn

i think it will be at 2

i have a strong gut feeling

my gut is never wrong

[weary wave]

nah friday

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

(This is just a joke I’m doing it cuz I love this gif)

[shut fable]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

Cmu thread is brainrot

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/radiant-residents-second-extinction-funny-meme-i-really-gotta-hold-on-skibidi-toilet-gif-5808861340941637375

[cinder thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/jujustu-kaise-jjk-hello-chat-hello-chat-gif-17693165939034133704

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-gif-263331367497102609

[cinder thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991437796243939524/1207086283491377192/fun.gif

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[cinder thorn]

the wait destroys brainells

[shut fable]

Literally

I’m losing sleep over checking my portal

Where am I in the process?

[cinder thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-gif-232248345825342653

[wispy perch]

When the implicit integration fucks u up so badly and now u gotta redo the whole question once again

[devout shard]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-tweaking-gif-9271187936738472903

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/trust-the-process-process-amc-trust-the-process-gif-21593406

[shut fable]

Lobotomy

[cinder thorn]

this is me but with power series

[twin plume]

Did anybody here apply fine arts?

[wispy perch]

💀

[shut fable]

Wait till yall get to calc three that shit is lethal

[cinder thorn]

calc bc is lethal

calc is lethal

it makes sense then doesnt

[shut fable]

The bc is the only ap exam I’ve taken

[wispy perch]

TAYLOR swift series or something idk I drive a mclaren

[devout shard]

Light work no reaction

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mclaren-720s-burn-rubber-drift-gif-14696330

[shut fable]

It’s got a little kick trust

[wispy perch]

Fr

😭

[devout shard]

Multi is easier than calc 2

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-horn-gif-18739910

[shut fable]

Line integrals

[wispy perch]

Gabriel’s horn

[shut fable]

Vectors

[wispy perch]

On god

[cinder thorn]

nah thats crazy

if thats true

[shut fable]

Greens thereom

[cinder thorn]

im not gonna like ymself

[shut fable]

Curls

[wispy perch]

Yeah it’s like Calc 2 is harder then Calc 3 obv new stuff

But like it’s faster and easier to learn

Idk

Or maybe u just become better in maths in general

[shut fable]

I didn’t study for the bc and got a 5 calc 2 is easy mode

[devout shard]

Series fucked me over majorly

[wispy perch]

Calc 2 🥱

[solemn sage]

Yea nobody I know enjoys series

[wispy perch]

Calc 3 🥱

[cinder thorn]

youre also not everyone

[devout shard]

Real

[shut fable]

Smoking that bc pack 😴

[cinder thorn]

calc bc is eating me up

[wispy perch]

Topology 🤓

[solemn sage]

It gets better bro

[cinder thorn]

its stupid

[wispy perch]

Dimensional analysis 🗿

[devout shard]

😭🙏🏻

[cinder thorn]

ill have to retake calc 2 in college

so it wont

get bettre

[solemn sage]

Discrete 🤫🤫🤫

Linear algebra 🤫🤫🤫

[cinder thorn]

since i dont understand it atm

[shut fable]

I’m retaking calc 2 in college cuz I don’t remember anything

[devout shard]

Linear is the lightest work

[shut fable]

Matrices

[solemn sage]

Taking it rn 💀

[wispy perch]

I fucking hate transforming fucking matrices

I like anything linear algebra

[devout shard]

Number theory has got a kick fr

[wispy perch]

Except matrices

MATRICES FUCKING SHIT

fuck matrices

they’re useful

But so annoying

[solemn sage]

Type shit

[shut fable]

Finding the determinant of any matrix bigger than 3x3

[cinder thorn]

so real

[devout shard]

5x5

[wispy perch]

The determinant is the area 🤓 or smth I’m glad I finished that shit last year

[shut fable]

Y’all do Boolean algebra

[solemn sage]

Maple saves my ass for matrices stuff

[cinder thorn]

its just jibber jabber

[shut fable]

That shit is terrible

[fallen pike]

linalg is like the most important subfield of math, maybe science

[wispy perch]

yeah but for cs 💀

Idek why we have it

[shut fable]

Boolean algebra just don’t make sense sometimes

[solemn sage]

Any of y’all waiting for Hopkins today?

[wispy perch]

We have a whole maths module in maths called decision maths which is just djikistrad algorithm lmao

[solemn sage]

[wispy perch]

and network shit

[wispy perch]

Not waiting tbh 😭

[fallen pike]

what school do u go to??

[shut fable]

Trust me yall do not wanna go to Baltimore

[wispy perch]

A level books

[fallen pike]

ah

[solemn sage]

💀

[wispy perch]

why 😭

[fallen pike]

bc ap csa doesn't that advanced

[wispy perch]

It’s easy compared to everything else

[fallen pike]

neither does ap cs ab (the data structures ap they scrapped)

[wispy perch]

Bruh CS A level

[devout shard]

Ong did not even apply

[wispy perch]

Is 10x harder than CS A AP

[fallen pike]

yeah seems like it

[wind grotto]

CS A is pretty light too

They should make a harder CS AP

[cinder thorn]

no it wasnt light

[fallen pike]

they had a data structures AP but scrapped it

[wispy perch]

Ur cs a curriculum is like a chapter in our 50 chapter book 😭

[cinder thorn]

it was the worst thing ever

[hardy light]

how about... a block diagonal matrix

[cinder thorn]

i was lucky to get a 3

[wispy perch]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[cinder thorn]

i was doing so bad in that class

[wind grotto]

I took it in freshman year without studying and got a 5

Didn’t take the class

[hardy light]

😂 ||nxn||

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-call-guys-gif-23861907

[cinder thorn]

consistent 1/20 on all exams

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/magnetic-field-vector-field-brutus-lab-elec-gif-14181046

[cinder thorn]

it was not lightwork

[wispy perch]

We have to integrate this shit

[cinder thorn]

hardest class ive ever taken

[solemn sage]

Speak American please

[cinder thorn]

how tf you intergrate that

[wind grotto]

Have u not taken physics

[full kite]

dafuq

[shut fable]

3D vector fields and curls

[wind grotto]

Or chemistry

[cinder thorn]

im taking it, its easy af

[shut fable]

We just did that in my class

[wispy perch]

It’s curls stuff

[wispy perch]

MY MAN

[inland crypt]

What in the nerdy ahh is going on here 💀

[fallen pike]

linalg is way harder than ap physics c

[cinder thorn]

i chose not to do chemistry

[solemn sage]

Spam curls for big biceps type shit fr

[wind grotto]

Physics C is def not easy lmao

[shut fable]

Curls are actually interesting but like so complicated

[cinder thorn]

my distrcit doesnt offer that

[shut fable]

The thumb hand rule thingy

[cinder thorn]

we go upto ap physics 2

[wispy perch]

I loved 3b1b intro

[cinder thorn]

and im taking ap physics 1

[wispy perch]

and like how u can use it in ohysics

[shut fable]

Omg we used that too

[wispy perch]

Just hate the long ahh questions

[cinder thorn]

and I said, "hardest class ive ever taken"

[wispy perch]

our curriculum sucks

[shut fable]

The khan academy one with 3b1b guy

[wispy perch]

They give u the goofiest questions

[cinder thorn]

not saying its the hardest class anyone can take

just what IVE taken

[hardy light]

directional derivatives in a slope field?

[wind grotto]

Ok 👌

[shut fable]

Without visualization with computer graphics I would be so lost in calc 3

[fallen pike]

vector field!!!

[hardy light]

oh

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-am-i-reading-what-am-i-reading-linus-tech-tips-linus-ltt-gif-25129292

[wispy perch]

This is a2c users

[shut fable]

At each point there’s a vector with an x y and z component that is based off a multi variable function

[wispy perch]

I always have to clarify shit people forget to read

[hardy light]

mhm i am aware

[wind grotto]

A2C and CC brain rot

[wispy perch]

Ngl maths edits hit hard

[shut fable]

CC brainrot is so unreal

The CC parents are insane

[fallen pike]

what's cc

[shut fable]

College confidential

[wind grotto]

So unhealthy man

[cinder thorn]

? is this in relation to what i said?

[wind grotto]

The whole applying process is extremely toxic

[hardy light]

did my IB Math IA on the sum of n-dimensional unit n-hyperspheres using a hyperspherical coordinate system

[cinder thorn]

good luck to the future kids

[fallen pike]

damn what

[hardy light]

it was fun

[fallen pike]

why is AP so much less advanced

[hardy light]

got the idea from a yt video

[fallen pike]

than other stuf

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/bumm-computer-film-gif-20380398

[fallen pike]

😭

[hardy light]

oh IAs are open to us

as in

you can choose whatever u want

[cinder thorn]

because college board, and cause alot of schools cant afford the system of ib

[hardy light]

but IB Math AA HL goes on till first order linear and non-linear homogenous differential equations

idk if AP Calc BC goes till there

[cinder thorn]

nope

[hardy light]

dang

[cinder thorn]

we dont

[wispy perch]

No if u read the parts after I’m making fun of the people who don’t read ur statement then make assumptions

[fallen pike]

no we do?

[hardy light]

vectors? equations of planes?

[cinder thorn]

i assumed

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-ok-gif-7562907362786808474

[cinder thorn]

we have vectors

[wispy perch]

sounds cool

[cinder thorn]

idk what equations of planes is

[wispy perch]

but idk what it is 😭

[cinder thorn]

or first order linear and non-linear homogenous differential equations

[hardy light]

oh so calc BC goes till i assume like vector equations of lines

[wispy perch]

💀

what curriculum is that

[cinder thorn]

we do?

then it must be called something esle

[hardy light]

how can ODEs be called smthing else

😭

[cinder thorn]

i dont remember that

[fallen pike]

it's just the sus stuff where u pull out the dx and integrate on both sides

[wispy perch]

Fr 💀

[fallen pike]

like super unrigorous

but we do it

[cinder thorn]

oh

[hardy light]

wait what

just one method?

[cinder thorn]

differential equations?

[fallen pike]

lol yeah

[hardy light]

not even integrating factor

[cinder thorn]

the basic one

[hardy light]

only separable

[fallen pike]

yeah it's pretty basic

[hardy light]

bro why tf does IB math get the same amount of credit as AP calc BC then 💀

[cinder thorn]

speaking a whole different language

[cinder thorn]

idk, ask the college

you seem to be making life harder for no reason

at least you got the exposure

[hardy light]

IB math is standard, i can't really make it harder 💀

[cinder thorn]

also depends on the school, ib math could be easier or harder

and depends on the person

[wispy perch]

ayo

😭

[hardy light]

wdym

the exam is still standardized

[fallen pike]

nah i'm pretty sure ib is harder

[wispy perch]

Nah I def think IB has it

But either this guy didn’t learn it

or smth

Are u SL or HL

?

[hardy light]

only A level further math is what i would say is harder than IB math

[wispy perch]

Yeah and I chose the hardest topics 💀

[fallen pike]

damn

[hardy light]

HL, i am doing applied math at ucla 💀

[fallen pike]

we got outdone by the british 😭

[wispy perch]

Im doing mechanics 3 💀

[cinder thorn]

easier or harder than the class its credit is for

[wispy perch]

Not u

the other guy

Why is he saying there are no ODE

[hardy light]

in the previous curriculum for IB, you got to choose which option you wanted to study further

so you could go on to Calc 3

or Discrete math

[wispy perch]

British students just come home study and that’s it

No ecs

[hardy light]

or probability & statistics

[wispy perch]

No awards

[hardy light]

and i am forgetting the 4th option

[wispy perch]

Yeah that was much better idea

[fallen pike]

lin alg?

[cinder thorn]

i mean it could have been tought to me as something different

or my meory is shitty

idk

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-wojak-sad-summer-finna-be-a-movie-gif-18724859

[cinder thorn]

calc confuses me

[wispy perch]

A level student

[fallen pike]

imo it's more productive to study analysis and linalg than calc 3

[wispy perch]

Bro is playing himself

[fallen pike]

bc you're eventually gonna have to revisit calc 3 under a lense of manifolds and differential forms

[compact birch]

lol real analysis?

[wispy perch]

basically u move around the dx and dy

idk

I can’t explain it to u

Without giving u an example

Hang on

[fallen pike]

yeah this is why odes are sus if u don't know differential forms

[hardy light]

my bad (do you mean me, or like calculus 💀 )

[cinder thorn]

oh i know that

the implicit defferiation

and the differntial equations

it just confuses me at times

[fallen pike]

that's not implicit differentiation?

[wispy perch]

Ah

Ngl for further maths and maths at a level u get confused

Sometimes in maths u can leave out ur answer as ln(1+ x2)

But in further maths u gotta substitute in a Trig function

[fallen pike]

lol what

[cinder thorn]

these words are just words to me

they mean something

i just know the math

if i see it

[hardy light]

yeh gotta do that for ib math too

[cinder thorn]

i know what im doing

sometimes

[wispy perch]

I never heard of a level normal maths doing trig substitution

[fallen pike]

calc so bad

[hardy light]

u cd leave ur answer as is but u will only get marks till that working

[fallen pike]

do linalg

or algebra

[wispy perch]

Yeah

I hate the books method Istg

[hardy light]

the other IB math gets to do linear algebra

[fallen pike]

yeah idek trig substitution and i've taken real analysis lmfao

[hardy light]

the only linear algebra we get to do is gaussian elimination for reduced row echelon form

which is barely any linalg

[wispy perch]

I was teaching my younger bro and opened the book and they even teach u substitution so shittily

Some goofy ahh method

[fallen pike]

sadge

[wispy perch]

💀

[hardy light]

other IB math has markov chains

maybe even canonical forms, i am not sure

[fallen pike]

u substitution is so beautiful in higher dimensions

[sterile sphinx]

ib chem has markov something

[hardy light]

markovnikov's rule

for major and minor product

[fallen pike]

like u substution and change from xy to polar coordinates are both applications of the change of variable theorem 🤯

[hardy light]

in Sn1 nucleophilic substitution reaction

[sterile sphinx]

yeahh right i remember

[hardy light]

did you take exams in november or will take in may?

[fallen pike]

wtf

why is ib so advanced

😭

[sterile sphinx]

will take in may 😢

[hardy light]

swiss education moment

[sterile sphinx]

still i'm not getting accepted to good unis

[hardy light]

damn, good luck!

[sterile sphinx]

thanks! wbu? may?

[wispy perch]

I made a whole vid about those for the google algorithm 😭 but yeah they teach it in decision maths modules for maths

[hardy light]

yep

[sterile sphinx]

all the best!

chem hl or sl?

[hardy light]

i am PCM HL

[sterile sphinx]

same!!

[hardy light]

death combination in other words

[sterile sphinx]

Math AA

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/a-level-a-level-computer-science-a-level-computing-computer-science-it-gif-24570273

[sterile sphinx]

what r ur sl's?

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/business-gif-27471581

[hardy light]

economics, spanish B, english A language & lit

extended essay in math

[sterile sphinx]

i've got eco and eng A sl too!

[hardy light]

oh cool

[sterile sphinx]

Hindi B EE 😅

[hardy light]

french B?

oH

wait damn you're from india

[sterile sphinx]

yesss

where u from?

[hardy light]

michigan but i live in india xd

[sterile sphinx]

wow!

[shut fable]

Guys what if cmu is dropping in 6 minutes

[narrow hinge]

[hardy light]

if it does, i will do a hand reveal

[shut fable]

ok bet

Where am I in the process?

[hardy light]

looks like no hand reveal

[autumn wing]

i hope cmu stops playin around for yall

ucla is still huge tho

[prisma gull]

where is the process in me?

[grave jungle]

where is the process

[cinder thorn]

where is the process

[grave jungle]

where is cmu

[cerulean crow]

its coming at 3 trust me trust

gamblers fallacy
didnt come out for the past like 50 hours, so its likelier to come out next hour

[chrome fulcrum]

the process

[wispy perch]

Never talk about the mission

[left lantern]

apparently according to data

on fridat 125 people in china got accepted

usually cmu takes 180

so feel like most acceptances were released on friday

and some rejections mixed in

[upbeat void]

That js likely true

Imo

[cinder thorn]

most likely

this mostlikely just been for no reason, but still the chance is there

[weary wave]

run a 1 prop t test

[left lantern]

tbh i am sure if i were to the p-value would be <0.05

[weary wave]

yeah

[weary wave]

180 from china?

[cinder thorn]

i this they meants 180 in total

[vagrant niche]

bro its over

JHU got their decisions before us

[cinder thorn]

its cauese they were clear about the date like 3 months ago

[sage oriole]

what data

[ocean mural]

52 more minutes

[rich mural]

💀

[cinder thorn]

will you be doing thsi for the next two weeks?

[ocean mural]

Yea

[elder vortex]

ts never dropping

[cinder thorn]

nah, they most likely got all their people

they just doing it differently this year, and ghosting us

[elder vortex]

wdym

[vagrant niche]

let it go bro ☠️

[cerulean crow]

no

theres 38 min and 7 sec

[knotty saffron]

Wait where the data from

[restive jolt]

me when i get a notification that cmu admissions posted an ig story: 🙂

me when it’s just a repost of a lame ass reel: 🙁

[inland crypt]

I blocked them

[spark fog]

where am i in the process?

[graceful oar]

where am i in the process?

[inland crypt]

Someone from my school got their decision last week

Smh why not me

[small imp]

the 2 ppl that got accepted so far at my school had done a program/research at cmu

[restive jolt]

enough with the “where am i in the process?” where are YOU in the process carnegie mellon

[lusty vale]

I don't

[little urchin]

called cmu, they said all decisions would be out by friday

could be another lie, but who knows

[chrome fulcrum]

Same

Except they ghosted me when I applied for research

Friend did tho

[raw crystal]

Honestly I don't trust them anymore at this point

I wonder what's the reasons are though, like is it that they haven't finished all of the applications yet or they have all the decisions already but can't give them out for some reason?

[final nexus]

A lot of people have called and texted the virtual chat thing, and they all said releasing the rest on Friday, so it’s probably true…. Hopefully

[lusty vale]

https://tenor.com/view/derek-zoolander-read-school-signage-zoolander-gif-17902099

they let the dietrich kids make the portal

[cerulean crow]

lmao

aw dangit cmu didnt come at 4

its coming at 5 guys

trust me

[raw crystal]

Yeah but then it's kinda a weird thing though cause some got it and some don't so idk it's because of the portal or not

And also why is it "rolling"

Is it like the system can't handle sending out too many decisions or something? It's weird

I feel like the AO might haven't finished reading all the applications or smth

[sage oriole]

did you get your decision yet?

[raw crystal]

Cause I think most colleges have very similar portals so they might just use the same system as the others

[raw crystal]

Nope

[sage oriole]

ok thank God

a stanford accept hasn't gotten in yet there may be hope(I'm coping)

[lusty vale]

this prolly

[lusty vale]

every school uses the same portal

https://slate.org/

[raw crystal]

Yeah so idk if it's just CMU

So maybe the AO then

So wtf they're still reading my application or something?

[spark fog]

I hope they spend extra time on my app 😊😊😊

[cerulean crow]

not fresno state 🔥 🔥 🔥

[lusty vale]

fresco state

wtf

[cerulean crow]

no no fresno

[raw crystal]

I mean if anyone in here had friends who got into CMU and they didn't and they live in the same area, then probably not because AOs read applications based on area

[cerulean crow]

wait do u live on east coast or west coast

[lusty vale]

you sure they don't use slate?

they might just have different CSS for it

[cerulean crow]

100% sure they dont

[lusty vale]

east

[cerulean crow]

they use email 🔥 🔥

[cerulean crow]

ah

[lusty vale]

they still prolly use slate internally

[cerulean crow]

prolly

[lusty vale]

scammed once again

why must we live in so much pain everday

[inland crypt]

Oh yall still checking?

Just wait till friday bruh

[graceful oar]

its gonna drop in 53 min 🙏🏾 trust

[cerulean crow]

its coming at 6 guys

trust us

[lusty vale]

Its coming at 9pm

trust the process

[lone kernel]

someone posted a screenshot of live chat a while ago that said they stopped rolling and will just release all the rest on friday

[lusty vale]

could be fake

[cerulean crow]

def fake

its coming at 6 guys

[knotty saffron]

did someone ever ask cmu if all acceptances r out alrdy 💀

[past ermine]

coming out in 2 minutes guys trust me

[lusty vale]

trust

[restive jolt]

respectfully the live chat has said so many contradictory things that it’s not even worth paying attention to atp

[chrome fulcrum]

They are deciding between 2 4.0 gpa imo gold medalist isef finalist ioi platinum winners

[fallen pike]

There was a post on Reddit that 125 acceptance were sent out to Chinese international

Maybe all the admits have been sent out already

[raw crystal]

True they can't decide

[simple hill]

If it was truly only that then they would have more likely just released all the rejects/waitlists.