Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) (2023-2024)

[cinder thorn]

yonkers got more people than my city

[solemn sage]

Upstate NY is washed

[cinder thorn]

rust belt

[stoic harbor]

more demand, less supply = depreciation after all

[wispy perch]

Delaware the only tax free state for online stuff 💀

[worthy anvil]

Well not even that, he quite literally cannot liquidate but so much

[wispy perch]

or smth

[worthy anvil]

If he does he is literally fucked

[shut fable]

Buffalo is upstate

[wispy perch]

Only shit it’s known for

[shut fable]

Major city

[solemn sage]

She rust on my belt til I yonker

[stoic harbor]

he cannot liquidate because it wouldn't have value

[worthy anvil]

Also has good gambling laws 😉

[worthy anvil]

it'd go down in value if he tried to

[stoic harbor]

weed is legal

[wispy perch]

bro ain’t beating the a2c mod allegations

[worthy anvil]

by like 8-12% easily

[stoic harbor]

i just said that

[worthy anvil]

Same in virginia

[stoic harbor]

way more

[shut fable]

oh fr like what?

[worthy anvil]

If he did all of it yeah

[wispy perch]

Bro would’ve loved the convo happening in the JHU thread

[worthy anvil]

like 90%

[shut fable]

NY gambling laws suck

[worthy anvil]

he cant say "hey guys dumping 240b in stock tmr"

[cinder thorn]

and for stuff in brick and mortar stores

[worthy anvil]

like tf u think ppl gonna do? LMFAO

[wispy perch]

Guys stop before the mods

[solemn sage]

Love how a few select people are in every chat I visit

[wispy perch]

cancel u

[worthy anvil]

what do u mean

cancel for what

[cinder thorn]

we do?

[worthy anvil]

lol

[cinder thorn]

thats crazy

[shut fable]

Is gambling against a2c rules

[worthy anvil]

ESPORTS yes

[wispy perch]

I found the JHU chat empty so I hopped on bere

[worthy anvil]

I gamble hella lmfao

[solemn sage]

Everything is against these mods they hate fun

[wispy perch]

Go to the JHU chat and ull undersyand

[cinder thorn]

they really do

you can give a perfect legal arguement

[shut fable]

What if it’s legal gambling (I’m 18)

[cinder thorn]

and theyll throw it out

[worthy anvil]

18 isnt legal gambling

[cinder thorn]

cause "its against the rules"

[shut fable]

Depends on state and country it is

[solemn sage]

Why don’t you gamble yourself into some bitches

[worthy anvil]

US is 21

[shut fable]

Also mods if you see this it it is all hypothetical

[coral raptor]

uh rq where is the poll?

[shut fable]

Nah it differs by state, but just most casinos are 21+ due to drinking

[shut fable]

pins

[worthy anvil]

fair

.

[wispy perch]

Bro I was tryna help someone out who was very sad and I was saying they shouldn’t get sad and they have a chance without even doing a chancme and the mods straight up appear 💀 and make that person feel worse

[cinder thorn]

too big of a gamble

[shut fable]

Also didn’t the mods host a poker night

[cinder thorn]

avg mods

the human emotional aspect is not there

[shut fable]

Guys hypothetically give me a number between zero and 36 (inclusive)

[cinder thorn]

theyre like police

[cinder thorn]

9

[wispy perch]

I love how we’re debating some Marxist manifesto (in Minecraft) in this chat

[solemn sage]

29

[cinder thorn]

they limit the words of the people

[wispy perch]

U can replace them with ai

[shut fable]

Time to let it ride /j

[wispy perch]

and it would feel more human

[cinder thorn]

to conform to the rigidness of college apps

while ignoring good avice

because "it breaks the rules"

[wispy perch]

(In Minecraft)

[cinder thorn]

its truly annoying

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/industrial-society-industrial-luigi-mario-gif-24993610

[cinder thorn]

the industrial revolution lead to the creation of discord

[shut fable]

where are the mods fr

[cinder thorn]

and overbearing moderators

[shut fable]

[cinder thorn]

(in minecraft)

[wispy perch]

They basically lurk

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-john-cena-gif-18864860

[past rune]

Apparently CMU only admitted 3 students for CS last year

[wispy perch]

And appear out of nowhere

[shut fable]

This is so the handmaids tale core

[wispy perch]

💀

[cinder thorn]

theyre like highway patrol cars, they wait for you to make a mistake, then pounce

[sturdy heart]

anyone nervous

[cinder thorn]

liek the georgia state police

[wispy perch]

There could also be undercover agents

[shut fable]

Yes like where my decision at

[cinder thorn]

fuck it we ball, thats the mentality i got

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[shut fable]

I like uva more than this school but cmu is one of the best for comp sci so it would be epic if they clutch up

[wispy perch]

Nice try fed

[shut fable]

Ur under arrest for thoughtcrime enjoy your ban

[wispy perch]

im still going to reinstate the Roman Empire in my backyard

[shut fable]

Yep you’re being sent to the ministry of love have fun

[wispy perch]

Your honor how can it be a thought crime if my client didn’t think about it whilst doing it

[cinder thorn]

the ministry of love is for you to hate

this server is organized like airship one

[shut fable]

Wait I forgot which one he goes to in the book it’s been a whole

While

[wispy perch]

Does this fit go hard

[cinder thorn]

its hard af

[wispy perch]

Will I get into gatech with it

[cinder thorn]

you can try

better to try and suceed than to fail

[sturdy heart]

whatd you apply gatech as

[wispy perch]

Are u beating the a2c allegations

tho

[cinder thorn]

aerospace engineering

[cinder thorn]

the best way to beat allegations is to forget they even exist

if i cant see them, they never happened

[shut fable]

Ga tech is gonna be the end of me

[cinder thorn]

i want to get into gtech

[sturdy heart]

oh gl! I know alot more defered students get accepted from OOS than instate

[cinder thorn]

but if i dont

[sturdy heart]

obviously

[shut fable]

If they defer me just to reject me like why even defer me

[cinder thorn]

ill go elsewhere

[shut fable]

Also their countdown is scary as fuck

[wispy perch]

bro imma call @cinder thorn next time

[shut fable]

The portal locks and it’s just a ticking clock counting down

[wispy perch]

bro is better than Saul

[cinder thorn]

countdown?

[sturdy heart]

as someone who was defered ->>> accepted, the countdown is the worst aprt

[shut fable]

Yeah for ea their portal was literally a blank page with a countdown

Northeastern was bad as well

[cinder thorn]

ominous

[cinder thorn]

could be

[shut fable]

You just open it and it says THE WAIT IS OVER and nothing else

[wispy perch]

Graduation pfp goes hard tho

[sturdy heart]

lowkey has ts since last year

[wispy perch]

I bet u the mods gonna hop into this normal convo

And say that we’re speaking about politics

😭

[cinder thorn]

they gonna take it down like an authoritarain goverment

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/there-is-only-rome-barbarians-nothing-else-exists-rome-is-the-best-rome-is-powerful-gif-21512235

[cinder thorn]

it seems everythign is politics to the mods

we were talking about taxes, just like filing taxes and stuff

cant talk about that

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-not-get-into-that-lets-not-talk-about-that-dont-ask-me-i-dont-want-to-talk-about-that-lets-not-argue-gif-13529075

[cinder thorn]

politics

[wispy perch]

💀 bruh rlly

what about intl students

and tax stuff

[warped sundial]

it has a better name and u can get hella opportunities in research

[sturdy heart]

the worst part of instate gt is going home

[warped sundial]

but it’s personal preference

[sturdy heart]

you will take 3 extra hours just because of trafic

[wispy perch]

I’ve seen those drone shot vids

and it’s always fucking full

never empty

[cinder thorn]

cant be that bad

[sturdy heart]

😭

do you know

[cinder thorn]

i-95 in my state is bad

[shut fable]

What city is cmu in again.

[wispy perch]

I’ll get u a vid and then tell me if it’s bad

[cinder thorn]

cause all the population takes it to get to work

[shut fable]

Like Cleveland or something stupid

[wispy perch]

Pitt

[cinder thorn]

pittsburgh

[shut fable]

yeah thought so

[autumn wing]

does anybody know if cmu sends admitted students packages or will follow up with any typa email or somethn because im getting ghosted rn

[cinder thorn]

if i dont get into cmu, i can always go to upitt

they right next to each other

[sturdy heart]

the only times the roads are fine are from 12 am -5:30 am and 11:30 am -3:00 pm

everything else is traffic

[cinder thorn]

you ever see the whole population of a state on one road

trying to get home

thats what i-95 is in delaware

[fallow lion]

when is the next cmu wave anyone know

[wispy perch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C389cyEOKT1/

atlantadroneguy

Slow Motion
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#dronevideographer #atlanta #atlantatraffic
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Likes

10000

Instagram

[cinder thorn]

monday

[nova moth]

whyd u ping me texas monkey

[wispy perch]

this ain’t even one of the worse ones

[shut fable]

that’s crazy

[fallow lion]

oh kk any idea what time

[cinder thorn]

thats not that bad

[shut fable]

Probably 5

[marsh crow]

😵‍💫

[wispy perch]

That’s one of the normal scenarios

[shut fable]

Here are the mods

[cinder thorn]

no

[restive jolt]

i’m fairly certain they send a physical acceptance letter at the very least, but it’ll probably take at least a week after you were accepted, if not even longer bc it’s rolling

[cinder thorn]

the police has inflitrated

[shut fable]

I have a genuine question. Is discussion of gambling allowed in this server

[sturdy heart]

i think in 2020 they sent the RD letters home before the decesions came out

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-hold-on-hear-me-out-colin-jost-saturday-night-live-listen-to-me-gif-23903222

[marsh crow]

gambling?

yeah sure lmao

[wispy perch]

ok

[marsh crow]

Actually where is Fqngz

[wispy perch]

guys

[marsh crow]

@graceful tree come here

this is ur environment

[shut fable]

Screenshotting in case I get banned but thanks for answering!!!!

[wispy perch]

should I apply to 99 percent of my Unis

[autumn wing]

ight bett

[wispy perch]

And double the rewards

[marsh crow]

Some mods talk about sports betting sometimes

[shut fable]

Y’all ever play craps before

That is where it’s at

[wispy perch]

Bro is the first self aware mod

[graceful tree]

omg gambling gajsdh asflkajsldfhjk

ok bye

[marsh crow]

see

HEY

[graceful tree]

i have to go yell at caitlin

[marsh crow]

COME BACK

boo

[autumn wing]

more schools need to send physical acceptance letters i love those so much they boost my self esteem way more than computer letters for some reason

[wispy perch]

Underage gambling 💀

[autumn wing]

idk why

[wispy perch]

Pretty much college admissions

[shut fable]

The more stickers they send the more I like the school

[inland hamlet]

lol

[cinder thorn]

thats true

[restive jolt]

when i got into penn state i found out through an acceptance letter in the mail before my portal was updated and i have not felt joy like that since

[shut fable]

Arcades are a gateway into gambling it’s kinda fucked up

[wispy perch]

Bud I remember winning 5000 tickets on the arcade machine

[shut fable]

I check my mailbox for my Harvard likely letter everyday just in case they forgot to email me !!!!

[wispy perch]

And I didn’t get 25

[cinder thorn]

chuckecheese

smh

[marsh crow]

my gateway into gambling was rdr2

[wispy perch]

Rat

[wispy perch]

😭

[autumn wing]

reaal

[marsh crow]

But gambling is bad

unless your card counting

[shut fable]

I’ve spent a concerning amount of time during this spring break gambling…

[autumn wing]

YOOOO FIRE GAME ALERT!!

[cinder thorn]

?

[marsh crow]

then it’s good

[shut fable]

But it’s ok cuz I’m up

[restive jolt]

uiuc sent me stickers for the i key on my laptop keyboard

[cinder thorn]

gambling aint fun

[wispy perch]

99 percent leave before their big win

[shut fable]

My friend got one from Purdue for P

[cinder thorn]

theres more entertaining ways to make money

[shut fable]

Try craps

[wispy perch]

Chuck E. Cheese, rat, we get rodents whacked
Way too many steppers, I can't hold 'em back
Body full of scars, face full of tats
You pray on your knees, I pray to my strap

[restive jolt]

sell your plasma🤑

[spring badger]

Are we hype for 2nd wave gang

[restive jolt]

you make like $100 per donation and you get snacks

[shut fable]

Neu sent me zero stickers literally so cringe

[cinder thorn]

sell your soul 🤑

[wispy perch]

NEU most greedy college

[cinder thorn]

you gain hella power

[spring badger]

Fr

[autumn wing]

oh yeah uiuc and purdue sent a bunch of stickers

[shut fable]

Hopefully they send out a decent amount tomorrow

[autumn wing]

uiuc sent me two identical admitted student packets so that was dope

[restive jolt]

they sent me a letter signed by all the admissions officers but no stickers ): why are the public schools eating up a private w $80k tuition

[shut fable]

This would be my first reach school that’s not mit cuz that doesn’t count

[inland hamlet]

damn lol

[spring badger]

Yeah

[shut fable]

The presidents letter I remember that

Uva sent me a single shoe lace

[restive jolt]

didn’t jhu send a google home to everyone who got in last year

[autumn wing]

huhhhh?? send a pic

[restive jolt]

ik marquette sends you a pretzel

[inland hamlet]

wait what! that's hecka cool

[shut fable]

Not home rn

[spring badger]

UIUC rejected me EA and then rejected my appeal so I hate that school

I’m not even a bad applicant bro

[shut fable]

I’ve seen that I think that’s for committed people tho

[autumn wing]

ight

[autumn wing]

did you apply cs?

[shut fable]

On spring break rn

[restive jolt]

no google home could make up for having to go to school in baltimore

[autumn wing]

the acceptance rate for cs is sooo cooked

[shut fable]

I Lowkey threw my applications by wanting to major in cs

[autumn wing]

oh well ill ask my uva admit friend

[spring badger]

Yeah CS first and bioengineering appeal

[shut fable]

Like I want all the schools I applied to to know that I’m not just doing it for the trend

[spring badger]

I’m cooked

[shut fable]

And that I actually like cs

[cinder thorn]

so great ful i switched from cs

[wispy perch]

Bud

[cinder thorn]

too manypeople there

[wispy perch]

there’s enough people who actually like cs

that it’s still over

[worthy anvil]

Imagine

[cinder thorn]

oversaturated

[worthy anvil]

fuckin CS nerds bro

[autumn wing]

yeah its so cooked for cs there like 2% ar

[cinder thorn]

2 percent?

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[cinder thorn]

lol

[worthy anvil]

@wispy perch arent u CS?

[cinder thorn]

2 percent is like zero

[autumn wing]

i applied electrical engineering because im like the electro wizard from clash royale in real life

[wispy perch]

Yes

[worthy anvil]

Lmfao

[wispy perch]

I still hate on cs

[spring badger]

Yeah I just hope it’s not indicative of my chances we other schools

[worthy anvil]

I love CS

cant complain

[cinder thorn]

did you wanna make it harder for yourself

[shut fable]

My friend and I made an electric glove taser for Halloween

[wispy perch]

Too many unqualified people

[worthy anvil]

just spent 2h for some reason writing code for google sheets

[wispy perch]

Tryna apply

That it’s impossible to get a job without a referral

[cinder thorn]

i mean dont you learn cs in college

[worthy anvil]

I agree

[worthy anvil]

No lmfao

HAHAHAHA

[wispy perch]

No u learn a glorified applied maths degree

[worthy anvil]

^^^^

[wispy perch]

Without the mechanics

[autumn wing]

GOATED

[worthy anvil]

And u learn intro to 4 languages

lol

[cinder thorn]

its mathmatics?

[wispy perch]

just stats and linear algebra with discrete maths

[worthy anvil]

algorithms

is all it is

lol

[wispy perch]

tbh that’s why Waterloo CS is goated

[worthy anvil]

I mean if u take electives sure u learn specific stuff

[shut fable]

We were wizards for Halloween so we made some wizard gadgets 🧙

[wispy perch]

They actually have interesting stuff

[worthy anvil]

I wish I didnt have to go to college for CS

biggest waste of fucking money

[cinder thorn]

cybersecurity?

computer engineering?

[worthy anvil]

I dont do cybersecurity

CE and CS is diff

[wispy perch]

It’s the best way to get a job

[worthy anvil]

Not even close lol

[wispy perch]

Cuz they don’t accept bootcamp mfs

[cinder thorn]

are there any degrees similar to cs

[worthy anvil]

Yeah best way to get in the door

after u get ur first job

ur degree means fuck all

😂

[chrome fulcrum]

yall ready for tmr?

[wispy perch]

if u believe those tiktokers yapping about college degrees being useless 💀

[worthy anvil]

I dont use tiktok, not a fan of brainrot

[cinder thorn]

theyre not useless, just undergraduate more worthless

[wispy perch]

Then when u need a pay rise do a masters

[shut fable]

Ignore the doom posters fr

[wispy perch]

It was YouTube

shorts

But still

[worthy anvil]

Brainrot

lol

I get what u mean tho

[wispy perch]

Skibidi toilet 😂

[worthy anvil]

A college degree isnt useless

but like

for CS its experience that pays

not the degree

[wispy perch]

There’s this mf who’s whole personality is getting into gatech

[cinder thorn]

i was just checking out some potential jobs for my field, they all wanted master degrees

some bs

[worthy anvil]

My buddy makes 250k or so and he went to a no name uni for 4 years

[wispy perch]

sajjad khader

[cinder thorn]

more money to be spent

[worthy anvil]

GATech of all places

like its good

but rlly?

[wispy perch]

😭

[autumn wing]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-gif-13444728

[worthy anvil]

It's not so good u make it ur personality dog

Like MIT is a personality

[shut fable]

Like most physics majors end up doing finance because they learn good math skills in college

[worthy anvil]

Oxford

[wispy perch]

He always has weird ass face expressions

[shut fable]

Any college degree is useful

[worthy anvil]

Not GT bro

[wispy perch]

Like he’s exaggerating

[worthy anvil]

[wispy perch]

worse than kid toys reviewers

[worthy anvil]

lol

I hate Gohar Khan or wvr his name is

[shut fable]

Except some but I don’t wanna be controversial

[worthy anvil]

bro pisses me off

[cinder thorn]

makign college a personality aint too good

[worthy anvil]

ofc not lol

[shut fable]

All those tik tok college accounts are fear mongering to sell their counseling services

[worthy anvil]

ong

[shut fable]

Remember brown girl

[cinder thorn]

maybe

[wispy perch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C22y9caxGf6/ BRO HAD TO SNEAK GEORGIATECH ONCE MORE 😭

Instagram

EVERY REEL

[worthy anvil]

after 4h spreadsheet is done

[wispy perch]

bro gotta stop saying gatech every vid

[cinder thorn]

thats how you make money on tiktok

[worthy anvil]

(dave is my spreadsheet mascot, he goes on every spreadsheet)

[cinder thorn]

these services

councelling and shit

[wispy perch]

Yeah “75percwntchance”

wtf is that account

[wispy perch]

@worthy anvil 😭 pls watch this 😭

what is bud cooking

[shut fable]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-super-cell-electro-electro-wizard-wizard-gif-18762234

[cinder thorn]

iron man

[shut fable]

Built in a cave out of spare parts from temu 💀

[wispy perch]

💀

[cinder thorn]

rebooted iron man

[wispy perch]

Temu 💀

whoever downloads that shit

I pray on their downfall

[cinder thorn]

sign into temu so i can get free shit

[autumn wing]

i will be making one

[cinder thorn]

temu is good for free stuff

but super scammy

[wispy perch]

💀

[worthy anvil]

😂

[wispy perch]

I ain’t taking chances

[worthy anvil]

My grandma buys shit off temu bro

I was making fun of temu one day

and she said she uses temu

😭

like dog

[cinder thorn]

youre only risking losing your credit card info

slight danger

[worthy anvil]

she is paying 7 yr olds to make her clothes bro

[wispy perch]

Bro sold her soul cough sold her data to temu

[worthy anvil]

😭

Those poor 2-7 y/o factory workers

[cinder thorn]

i mean, most fashion is made with sweatshop labor

[worthy anvil]

This is why I just dont wear clothes

Naked

[wispy perch]

That’s why I always use an empty card online and just put money in it when I need to use it

[shut fable]

Womp womp

[cinder thorn]

use alibaba

[worthy anvil]

I use Alibaba

[cinder thorn]

youll get your item in 9 months

[worthy anvil]

I spent like 20k on there total

[cinder thorn]

or is that ali express

[worthy anvil]

💪 silver member

[worthy anvil]

Nah takes 2-3 😂

[shut fable]

Y’all know those drop shipping tik tok accounts

[worthy anvil]

They ship that shit via a massive container ship

[cinder thorn]

2-3 months is still alot

[worthy anvil]

Depends

[cinder thorn]

ye

[worthy anvil]

You could get it faster

some use planes

DHL planes

[cinder thorn]

if temu is too expensive, use tiktok shop

[wispy perch]

Bro I ordered some PCBs off of China

[worthy anvil]

Costs 2.2/kg tho

[wispy perch]

and the mfs on customer support

[worthy anvil]

Yeah ur a nerd

[wispy perch]

absolute ass

[worthy anvil]

alibaba?

The customer support for my shit was good lol

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[worthy anvil]

they mass dm me tho

[wispy perch]

Nah u can’t order pcbs from Ali baba 💀

[worthy anvil]

i get like 20 dms from alibaba a day

[cinder thorn]

i think i bought a phone from temu once

[wispy perch]

well I bet u can

[worthy anvil]

I acc got one 49 mins ago

LMFAO

[cinder thorn]

it was alright

but it was supposed to be an iphone

[worthy anvil]

1688.com is also good

[wispy perch]

but like pcbway

[cinder thorn]

it comes with android software

[wispy perch]

Pandabuy 💀

[shut fable]

The pandabuy memes are so funny

[cinder thorn]

how does that work

[worthy anvil]

alibaba

[worthy anvil]

I've used this before

[wispy perch]

FR 😭

[shut fable]

For one of my Chinese class projects we had to buy stuff off temu in Chinese

[wispy perch]

💀

[worthy anvil]

look at this shit tho bro

they fucking spam dm me

You buy 1 thing and they dont fuck off

[wispy perch]

Better than Baylor uni

[worthy anvil]

BRO

[worthy anvil]

Kentucky Uni is worse

ffs

[wispy perch]

They said I’m eligible for a full scholarship

💀

[wispy perch]

I didn’t even apply

[wispy perch]

😂

AND TULANE

[shut fable]

Bro case western and rose hulman need to stfu and stop emailing me

[wispy perch]

why tf is Tulane sending me shit

[cinder thorn]

they love you

[inland hamlet]

no way 💀

[cinder thorn]

i keep getting shit from pacific univeristy

[worthy anvil]

Bro these mfers dont leave me alone

I get like 10 dms a day

[cinder thorn]

that sounds fun

[wispy perch]

They wanna artificially lower their ar %

[worthy anvil]

Like leave me alone

and the saddest shit @wispy perch is some kids @ my school fall for it

[shut fable]

Y’all remember those full sail university YouTube ads

[worthy anvil]

like 1 girl got a full ride to university of kentucky and committed 😭

[wispy perch]

They’re probably desperate

[worthy anvil]

like please get help

[worthy anvil]

Yeah she was dumb as shit

lol

[wispy perch]

KFC

[wispy perch]

😭

[worthy anvil]

REDACTED

[cinder thorn]

crazy

[wispy perch]

😭

[shut fable]

Hey my friend goes to uk

[wispy perch]

Nice

[cinder thorn]

university of kentutcky?

[wispy perch]

what’s ur friend’s name

[shut fable]

Only cause he ain’t got enough money to go elsewhere

[worthy anvil]

I mean thats fair

[cinder thorn]

i should have applied to university of oklahoma

[wispy perch]

Nah I’m trolling

[worthy anvil]

Like this kid isnt poor tho

[wispy perch]

Cuz u said ur friend goes to the uk outta nowhere

[worthy anvil]

Like they just dumb

[shut fable]

Uk = university of Kentucky

[wispy perch]

If they ain’t poor

[worthy anvil]

Their 4th attempt @ the SAT they got a 940 😭

[worthy anvil]

Don't even get me started

[wispy perch]

The University of San Francisco

[worthy anvil]

lol

[wispy perch]

absolute scam

they send me 10000 emails

[worthy anvil]

Same

[wispy perch]

I unsubscribed

[shut fable]

Someone at my school convinced themselves they were getting into mit with a 930 sat…

[wispy perch]

they still send shit

[cinder thorn]

hate those guys

[cinder thorn]

delusional

pure delusion

[shut fable]

Do y’all also get emails from pitt Bradford

[cinder thorn]

yes

[shut fable]

Like who even is you

[wispy perch]

What if all of us took that attitude
After we faced a rejection and a "no"
And we have a meeting and no one shows up
Or somebody say, "You can count on me!"
And they don't come through
What if we have that kind of attitude that cause repossess
… Nobody believes in you
You've lost again and again
The lights are cut off
But you're still looking at your dream
Reviewing it every day and saying to yourself
… It's not over until I win

[cinder thorn]

and i already got into the main campus

why they sending me shit

im not going to your random ass campus

[cinder thorn]

university of pittsburgh satellite campus

[shut fable]

I got some FSU Framingham state as well like you’re not real

And Ithaca college like ithaca is an imaginary place

[cinder thorn]

ithaca is where cornell is

[wispy perch]

Hustlers university 100% ar

[shut fable]

Cornell isn’t real

[wispy perch]

💀

[cinder thorn]

i got some from randolph college

idk where tf that is

[shut fable]

Yep them too

[wispy perch]

Some mf at my school is one of those Andrew tate kids

He fucking paid for that course

💀

[cinder thorn]

hes an complete fool

[wispy perch]

And he said he’d drop out of school in 2 months

lmao

😂

[shut fable]

St. John’s as well won’t stop spamming me

[wispy perch]

like bud

[cinder thorn]

aint graduation near

[wispy perch]

u ain’t even making 1 cent

[cinder thorn]

💀

brother broke

damn

[shut fable]

Gambling is the best way of making income trust

[wispy perch]

Nah I’m graduating early so he was in y10 g9

[shut fable]

Don’t need no hustlers university

[wispy perch]

When this convo happened

[wispy perch]

mods agree

U miss all the shots u don’t take

[cinder thorn]

all these bum ass colleges tryna get me into their school

direct admissions was bad

cause i had universty of iowa saying id get full tuition if i go there

i aint going back to that godforsake place

[shut fable]

You can only lose 100% of your money while gambling, but have the potential to earn like 10000+%

Think about it

[wispy perch]

Iowa so dead the name makes me depressed

[wispy perch]

I remember some guy bet all his life savings

On roulette

[shut fable]

British guy

[cinder thorn]

theres absolutely nothing in iowa

[shut fable]

And he won

[wispy perch]

Yeah

💀

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/veep-selina-meyer-hello-iowa-iowa-julia-louis-dreyfus-gif-22680275

Wasn’t there a trump rally

💀

So therefore Iowa isn’t empty (not political mods)

[wispy perch]

Iowa 😫

[marsh crow]

😵‍💫

[wispy perch]

Ur a chill mod

[worthy anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-shake-fist-gif-16572435364533840266

Any of yall play minecraft

[wispy perch]

😭

[wispy perch]

Yes

[worthy anvil]

You able to do some goon labor?

[wispy perch]

well played

cuz I haven’t touched it in like 6 months

💀

[wispy perch]

😭

[worthy anvil]

Well I dont play either I just hire ppl to do development on it and then resell the dev work I pay them to do for 10x more than it costed me

Anyways

You good with ideas?

[wispy perch]

💀 bro investing into his business like a startup

[wispy perch]

Sure

[worthy anvil]

dms

Need some goon labor

^ He doesn't do goon labor.

[wispy perch]

mission failed successfully

[shut fable]

I’m goated at Minecraft

Pay be a cheeseburger meal and Mc Donald’s and I’ll do anything for you

[worthy anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-fat-obese-carry-litter-gif-17472166

[inland crypt]

Yall ready for decisions tmrw

[shut fable]

How many they gonna release tho

[worthy anvil]

Yeah I’m getting in

They releasing mine

[inland crypt]

Mine

Acceptance

[worthy anvil]

No one here believed in me

But god did

[inland crypt]

Hopefully

[shut fable]

GOD DID 🗣️

[worthy anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/hopewink-dj-khaled-gif-5654575335784931802

[simple hill]

so are we thinking cmu is going to release at 9 AM tomorrow or 5 PM again

[worthy anvil]

5pm

[simple hill]

how you know

[worthy anvil]

Seems they done with 9am stuff 😂

[shut fable]

5pm but don’t expect much

[worthy anvil]

They never do 9am on weekdays

No school does

[simple hill]

I better be in the second wave fr

[worthy anvil]

If I’m not I’m going crazy

I will donate a kidney to get in

[fresh wagon]

good luck everyone!

[worthy anvil]

If there’s any AOs with a bad kidney reading shoot me a message igu

Bro

Nah too bad I can’t send here

[knotty saffron]

anyone wanna volunteer to hop on live chat tomorrow and try to figure out when they releasing tomorrow pls ☝️ (and if they released all acceptances alrdy 💀)

[worthy anvil]

I volunteer @stoic harbor

[simple hill]

@worthy anvil will do it

[worthy anvil]

Yeah right

That kangaroo and I got smtn in common if yk what I mean @simple hill 😉

[shut fable]

You got it let us know how it goes

[worthy anvil]

(We’re both care free)

Ik you were thinking smtn else and that’s disgusting 🤢

[simple hill]

wow

[knotty saffron]

Okay will try to figure out if cmu is just mass trolling all of us 💀

[shut fable]

Thank you Lego Star Wars yoda

[knotty saffron]

Ofc the big squid

[tidal tree]

meow meow meow meow meow meow cat meow

meow meow

[knotty saffron]

Me too this is so real

[restive jolt]

i’ll call them in the morning, but they definitely haven’t released all acceptances already. the college of fine arts’ decisions were delayed

also if everyone else got rejected why wouldn’t they have just released all of the decisions on friday lol

[worthy anvil]

We all know they ain’t gonna give a legit answer 😂

[restive jolt]

i got a legit answer when i called them on friday

[worthy anvil]

They gonna laugh and give us some random ass answer 😂

[restive jolt]

for timing at least lmfao

[worthy anvil]

Yeah that’s all 💀

[restive jolt]

i mean if i can get timing confirmed for the next wave i’ll be happy

[worthy anvil]

It’s 5pm tmr

😂

[restive jolt]

that’s speculation tho

[worthy anvil]

They aren’t gonna release @ 9am on a weekday

[restive jolt]

there are other times than 9am and 5pm lol

[worthy anvil]

Nuh uh

[restive jolt]

i also think that people assume everyone who works in admissions offices knows everything abt the school’s admissions

which is not the case, especially at a school like cmu where admissions are so specific to the college you applied to

[worthy anvil]

The fact someone called and said they laughed and then gave an answer makes me think they do 😂

[restive jolt]

they probably laughed bc they were getting so many calls abt the decision release

[worthy anvil]

Perhaps

[knotty saffron]

U r a hero 🙏

[worthy anvil]

Well yeah call tmr if u can 🙏

And ask if all decisions will be out pls

We need to know 😭

[restive jolt]

i wonder if they’re gonna put the live chat back up before the end of decision releases lol

[worthy anvil]

They have it up from Monday-Friday

They didn’t take it down cause of decisions lol

It’s only open on week days

[restive jolt]

ahhh i got you

[worthy anvil]

Ye it’ll be open @ 7:30am tmr

They get in early

[flat thorn]

Good luck tomorrow everyoneeee

[worthy anvil]

Gl 🫡

[tidal tree]

❤️

[worthy anvil]

My brothers we will get in!

[tidal tree]

my frc team 1 for 1 rn

we have 3 more decisions to go

that means we're gonna all get in

right

[worthy anvil]

I got in guys I know it trust

🫡

[tidal tree]

[worthy anvil]

If I get in I’ll paint my dog A2C green

[flat thorn]

I was so happy when I got it

[worthy anvil]

You got in?

[flat thorn]

I was on the treadmill and I swear I almost fell off

Yes

[worthy anvil]

Good shit

What college

[loud cape]

Woooowww

[flat thorn]

Teller

[worthy anvil]

What?

[flat thorn]

TEPPER

[loud cape]

Huh

[worthy anvil]

Oh

[flat thorn]

GOD

[worthy anvil]

😂

[loud cape]

Ohhhh

Bahahahha

[flat thorn]

Hahaha autocorrect

[worthy anvil]

That’s a solid one good shit

[merry basalt]

LOL congrats!!

[loud cape]

Wow you’re so cool

[worthy anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-hasbik-cute-meme-influencer-gif-21732737

Watch where u stepping

Bud

[loud cape]

Huh

[merry basalt]

Wesley I swear I have seen u in like every chat 😂

[worthy anvil]

I ain’t got shit to do

So here I am

[merry basalt]

Real

[tacit sandal]

^

[worthy anvil]

I don’t do school work and my pc is broke so

😂

Here I am

[tacit sandal]

Wesley u better get accepted

[merry basalt]

I’m procrastinating on my hw 😔

[worthy anvil]

Ong if I don’t I’m committing mass genocide on a family of snacks

[merry basalt]

Wut schools did u apply to?

If u don’t mind sharing^

[worthy anvil]

UVA
VT
RIT
CMU
Cornell
BU
GT

UIUC

accepted RIT

Waitlisted VT

Waitlisted UVA

[merry basalt]

Solid list

[hardy dock]

gang i think im cooked for tmw

[worthy anvil]

Rejected UIUC

[hardy dock]

anyone wanna see my CMU essays

[merry basalt]

My essays were so mid after I reread them 😭

[loud cape]

Same

[worthy anvil]

My rejections are all from the UCs since I didn’t meet the section F requirement aka the art req

So I’ve only got 1 rejection

[merry basalt]

That’s fair

[worthy anvil]

Which was UIUC

Oh and defer cmu

[merry basalt]

Noice

Cmu will work out tmr for all of us 💪

[worthy anvil]

It better bro

I wrote them a LOCI and all

[merry basalt]

🙏

[worthy anvil]

And it was a solid letter

[hardy dock]

i wanna read now

im curious

may I?

[worthy anvil]

^ me too

[merry basalt]

Uhh oki

[tacit sandal]

Me too

[merry basalt]

Am I supposed to j paste them here they’re so long 😭

[worthy anvil]

Let me see how statistically mid ur essays are

Ye go for it

1 by 1

💀

Or dm it to us

[merry basalt]

Hold on

[worthy anvil]

Ye do dms

Don’t paste

[tacit sandal]

Mine is so cringe its like a middle school story

[worthy anvil]

Ppl will steal

[hardy dock]

dms

lets make a gc guys!

[worthy anvil]

Accept friend req

[hardy dock]

we can all share together

[worthy anvil]

Yeah lol

Let’s see how statistically mid we all are

[hardy dock]

yes

[tacit sandal]

Hahaahahaha

[merry basalt]

LMFAO oki

[worthy anvil]

Accept req

[cloud dagger]

yes pls lol

[hardy dock]

bett

[cinder thorn]

ye

[fallen pike]

Wow. poopoobutt and poopman in the same place. What are the odds

[hardy dock]

insane

[long cradle]

I read a post earlier saying that if decisions haven’t been out yet for some it’s due to them being unsure abt ur application to accept or reject

Read another post saying that they are trying to figure out yield rate with the first wave which doesn’t make sense

Cuz who would commit right away

[merry basalt]

😭

PLEASE

r they really going to make that many decisions over a weekend

[long cradle]

No FR! Like I legit only have hyper reach schools left now that most of my UCs are done

I’m pretty much cooked and off to my local csu

[long cradle]

Ngl idk how they would

[merry basalt]

manifesting the best for everyone

[long cradle]

But if they are really thinking and unsure abt our apps I take that as a W

[merry basalt]

im hoping its j the fact that they have a new portal and its fucking them over to release them all at once

waitlist or accept ig??

getting off that waitlist is dam impossible tho

[long cradle]

PLEASE NO MORE WAITLIST! IM BEGGING JUST REJECT ID RATHER GET REJECTED AT THIS POINT

[merry basalt]

NO FR

the anticipation of knowing i could get in but didnt

sfkbgsdhkfb

[long cradle]

I got waitlisted by all the UCs like TF

[merry basalt]

the ucs get liek 100k+ applications

[warped sundial]

yo

cmu tmr at 5?

[merry basalt]

its literal luck

hopefully

[hardy dock]

mhm

[hardy dock]

breh

no way thats true

[livid pendant]

from where?

[long cradle]

I hate luck

[long cradle]

Reddit

[hardy dock]

ofc it was reddit

[livid pendant]

then it's gotta be 100% legit fr

[long cradle]

Again thus I didn’t use the word confirmed or confident

[livid pendant]

i guess it makes some sense

[sturdy heart]

nah I work in admissions

[long cradle]

Kinda feel uncomfortable with essays. Some info reveal a lot abt me and kinda doxable

[sturdy heart]

we already sent out all the acceptances

[long cradle]

I can say stats here I don’t mind

4.6 W/3.95 UW

Went test optional here despite a 1410

Felt like it was too low

I’d say it’s alright. No research, but had 3 internships. 2 unpaid and one paid.

Had couple leadership at school

All cs related

Not too that extend rather close LLC and one being non profit

One was nepo I won’t lie. I had my cs teacher recommend me to one

Cmu, UCs, duke, Stanford, usc, Cornell, couple csus, UPenn

Realistically speaking duke was a personal choice I wish I get accepted there the most

Def but UCs I did a lot

And csus I did 4 for safeties

So far gotten into all except SLO

[cinder thorn]

yes

[long cradle]

Yup. My dad isn’t mad at my decisions and he’d be happy to send me to local csu and then go get masters

[merry basalt]

they should just release some decisions over the weekend if theyre in the office atp

[long cradle]

I wonder what they are doing rn Ngl

[merry basalt]

17 hours till the next batch

maybe its bedtime for me

[worthy anvil]

imagine sleeping

[long cradle]

Lol wishing us the best of luck tmr

[worthy anvil]

nerd

[merry basalt]

i havent even done my hw yet 💀

[sage oriole]

ong

Weslley

[merry basalt]

fr 🙏

[sage oriole]

Wesley*

are you tryna see one of my trash CMU essays

💀

[worthy anvil]

sure dm me it

[sage oriole]

@worthy anvil

[worthy anvil]

Just dont do it

lol

Its 2nd semester tf they gonna do fail u?

😂

I could get an F in every class rn and pass with a solid 64 avg.

[merry basalt]

LMFAO if i dont pass my seminar class i dont get my aa

💀

[worthy anvil]

I aint gotten into any school that would take back my offer so idec

[merry basalt]

but i got two frees tmr so i could do it then

[worthy anvil]

I say that but I've tried more 2nd semester than 1st lmfao

[olive nova]

I love how he writes "higher" when he means "hire"

[worthy anvil]

Educated

[patent cove]

its finally monday in pittsburgh

[cinder thorn]

you gotta wait till like 7

[hardy dock]

pls tell me they're joking

[long cradle]

Do u actually?

[cerulean crow]

pm or am

[hardy dock]

nah he is faking

lol

[long cradle]

The way I thought it was over

[hardy dock]

same LMAO

[true dock]

gl yall

[hardy dock]

tyyy, gl to you too!!

[worthy anvil]

CFA hasn’t even been sent out so not even possible for them all to have been sent out 💀

[hardy dock]

whats cfa

[empty cape]

Is the next wave another batch or r they releasing all

[hardy dock]

its rolling the entire next week

not next

this coming week

sorry

[rich mural]

what time do they release tmrw

[main cedar]

yo

whats good wasabi

[rich mural]

yo

[hardy dock]

5pm est

[rich mural]

sup

[hardy dock]

@rich mural r u bay area

[main cedar]

hes in my area

[worthy anvil]

College of Fine Arts

[hardy dock]

im asking bc of mutuals LOL

[empty cape]

Hopefully I get it tmr

[hardy dock]

oh yea

[rich mural]

are you?

[hardy dock]

yep

[main cedar]

decisions should be releasing till the end of the month

and yeah its supposed to be 5

[rich mural]

if i get accepted im gonna go crazy

[main cedar]

if you get accepted we are basically twinning

if you get accepted we are rooming with lw if we all go

[hardy dock]

same

been dreaming abt this day since

start of junior yr

[tribal light]

👀

[hardy dock]

FROG PFP

OMGG

[tribal light]

hi!

[ocean mural]

samee

[hardy dock]

hihihi

[hardy dock]

thats crazy

[sage oriole]

been dreaming about this day since soph year

praying I get in

futurepray

[tribal light]

are they still being delayed

[hardy dock]

decisions for CMU?

ED2 was delayed i think

[sage oriole]

yeah ED2 was delayed

[main cedar]

For defer?

My friend said Ed 2 for cmu came out like last month or something

[sage oriole]

ye

but also the ED2 decisions were delayed by a day

[main cedar]

Ah

Alright that makes sense

[simple hill]

Next wave comes out today

[merry basalt]

i cant sleep yall

[glossy wing]

how dyk

and at what time

[simple hill]

what

lol

they posted it on their IG story

and I'm sure other platforms

[simple hill]

no idea probably 5pm

[glossy wing]

wait what does it mean regardless of staus

so accepted/denied both get emails

[sage oriole]

idk it's kinda vague

[simple hill]

yes

so like if your decision is accepted/wl/denied you will still get an email saying oyur decision is here

[knotty saffron]

Wait wtf happened to the dude that claimed they were working in admissions

[sage oriole]

wdym

[knotty saffron]

Like this

They dropped this and left 💀

[simple hill]

idk i think he was joking

i hope

bc he said they already sent out all acceptances

[knotty saffron]

This seems like a troll ngl

[simple hill]

Probably

[hardy dock]

He was joking

dw

[proven rapids]

did any cmu scs kids get in rd?

[hardy dock]

still waiting

I think a couple got in

[tropic garnet]

I think deferred people didnt get a decision yet

[rustic yarrow]

yes, i got in last friday

[simple hill]

I'm not deferred and no decision

Not sure how they did the waves

not by last name either mine starts with B

[rustic yarrow]

right

and they are sending both acceptances and rejections

[tropic garnet]

I meant. Deferred people surely didnt get it

Not all RD people got it

Some did

[rustic yarrow]

could it be by time of submission?

i remember sending in my app a few days early

[simple hill]

Nah hater KVD sent his in like December 20th

Which was a lot early

[rustic yarrow]

so strange

[simple hill]

If I had to guess it's either truly random or it's based upon a percentage

Like they released 20% of CS, 20% of whatever other schools they have, etc. etc.

[rustic yarrow]

in the past was it all sent at once?

[simple hill]

Uhh no idea

[rustic yarrow]

didn't receive any emails but had my decision on the portal already

[simple hill]

Yeah if you look at the portal the nit won't email you

Like if you look at the portal before a certain amount of time has passed, the function to send an email to you won't run

[rustic yarrow]

ohh interesting

[hardy dock]

makes sense

just hoping its random

and not acceptances first

[simple hill]

Definitely wasn't only acceptances

There were some rejections and waitlists also

[rustic yarrow]

yea it isn't, some people at my school were rejected on friday

[quartz falcon]

Guys I just realized I didn’t send official SAT scores to Carnegie Mellon. Do they accept self report scores?

[main cedar]

pretty sure most schools are fine with self reprotred but like once you commit you hav to send official ones