#Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) (2023-2024)
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Yes. I am an old fart!
has anyone here still havent received their decision yet?
donβt disrespect poopman
yeah I just realized it says '98 '28
what dept?
go navy beat army πΆβπ«οΈ
no offese meant haha, congrats to your son, and thanks!
I applied to Tepper
this making me MAD. @cmu EXPECT A LENGTHLY EMAIL.
go air force beat both πΆβπ«οΈ
oops i thought you said arotc
im blind sorry (thats why i didnt do afrotc)
π
LMFAO
What did u apply as
dietraich ir
what did you do?
i think i forgot
arotc, nrotc, usna, usma
scs & is
did anyone who applied to Tepper get their results yet?
@unkempt elk what made you think next batch would come in 20 mins
apparently alot in the reddit
that was my second choice
I dont knowo the last 2 names da
naval acad, westpoint
word of mouoth
ugh ig it's not abt the school
fr
i believe in u bro
if i check at 9:30 est and its not there youre getting reported to A2C owner chloe.
ah great
I found out abotu usafa's process about dec 25. No way I was getting a nomination sitting in india in that time
(murican citizen but living in india)**
gl on your stuff!
did cmu do this last yr
π«‘ if you want dm me since this is the cmu thread, i can give you some tips/advice on applying next year if you really want to do that
but if you get afrotc it really doesn't matter since youre commissioning as a officer anyways
it just depends on where u want to go to college lol
I'm not sure if I want to "waste" an year per-se, and I like that normal college gives me the required skillset to excel not-in-the-air-force-in-case-I-get-blown-up
Other than that ill keep ye in mind :) Always great to have someone likeminded
rah π¦
take a guess
extremely negatively
do u count as US citizen or a international applicant?
you never know maybe cmu will clutch and take you
I do not get the same opportunities as domestic but am considered in the same pool
I wanna watch an murican get two internships and make a lib with 50k downloads after studying 12 hours a day
ive only been rejected from uchic and waitlisted at another
god damn
seems unfair
did you apply to any more schools? our list is looking the same
no, just those 10
ah, do u think you'll stay in india or commit to purdue?
i have the same situation as you
if ever things dont work out* which i hope it gets better ofc
lots of factors to consider
lots of variables still
boards result, bits pilani ISA result, afrotc result, other colleges, etc
π
has anyone with a last name beginning with S-Z gotten a cmu decision?
more astrolgers have joined the chat πΏ
astrology major
I know two
is there a chance it releases tomorrow morning at 9 am est?
fuck
idt it works that way, my last name starts w an A and i havent gotten anything
the stars have lied to you.
my last name is early in the alphabet so I don't think it's that
how unfortunate
maybe they did it alternate, try asking people that
nyop my friend with last name starting with t didnβt get anything
@summer yarrow it better com in 10 mins
you mean just now?
or at 5pm est
like 9pm ish
fr!?!?!
most likely your applciation is read by the AO for india
ok wait then theyre still rolling?
or actually they mightve checked the decision late too
im in the exact opposite situation lol
imagine the AOs didnt finish their work on time and now they're just live updating the portal reading every app in 60 seconds speed run
so im guessing its released recently
probably
Frfr
π ok its still rolling maybe...
all-nighter moment
I'll sleep for a while if it doesn't
rly ur citizenship status mainly matters for finaid
thats a lie
well ig cmu doesnt even give finaid for intls
No decisions today now?
lots of colleges have radical difference in AR for intls
yes but thats based off where you go to school
Ye they have a cap on the num of intls they take so
need to have diversity
just the right amount of diversity
from what i can tell, a US student abroad is likely to be treated similarly as another applicant from the area (in that they have the same readers and stuff)
but different wrt finaid
we will never know
i mean ive emailed admissions offices at a few places
has anyone that's 6'2, asian-american, 10+ million in the bank, owns 3 ferraris, 1 lambo, single and looking, gotten results from cmu yet? or is it just me that's waiting?
Im waiting to dw
Me
ur not getting it cuh
ngmi ahhhhhhhh
wtf man
omg we got the same list and same results.
purdue likes intls i think
I wonder why
more unis shld learn from purdue
god dam hmu in dms with yo resume 
purdue kinda musty thoe...
i think nonzero chance all acceptances havebeen given out
musty dusty rusty idc they goat for giving me a chance
im actually tweaking i just want my decision
agreed
i literally don't know a single math person whos gotten an acceptance to math so ihnc who these acceptances are going to
yeah.
its actually astonishing no one got waitlisted here
maybe they're holding the WL for last lol
realistically, im not gettin in.
smn on the a2c subreddit said they did
and cmu!!! it worked out ππ
congrats!!
congrats
why not slide over your ucla acceptance to me thanks you wont be needing that
congrats
are they still withholding your decisions??
YES
unfortunately so
like an hour later????
yupp
what the hell
It better
who? x_x send link

an hour later? more like 4 hours later
maybe it's the waitlist kids they releasing tmrw
theres no way im getting waitlisted
I'm pretty sure no one got waitlisted here and on reddit
rejected if anything lol
Lmaoo they said no π
100% sure cmu still does waitlist?
@summer yarrow im giving you 2 mins grace
please 2 mins π
I'll take wait list ONG
it came out?
but like I feel like that's too many wait lists
bruh
nah I'm just saying if it does come tmrw
that would be so evil of them
will it though
anyone get in tepper?
the first guy who said accepted to cmu in this chat got in for math @unkempt elk
is that at lsa
i mean cas*
neat
i mean main college
yeah
anyways im off to sleep, 7 am and I havent slept the whole night
supposed to come at 0230 idk what they playing at
tuff
@unkempt elk you lied to me, no cmu results./
if i go to tepper and want to transfer to main college is that guarnateed?
230 am?? wtf
playing with our dreams
mellon college of science
bully @summer yarrow
thats a cool name
@mods theyre spreading misinformation in this thread.
can u trasnfer from any school to college of science?
loool
usually
Yes but itβs hard
my astrolger was wrong
damn how
mcs isnt that competitive
especially SCS
does not out mean youβre not an immediate reject/accept
its usually engineering and scs
oh
doesnt mean anything
.... weren't u also accepted to mit π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
does cmu notify when decisions come out
No
no apparently
bro i just dont understand why tepper is ranked 7 undergrad above cornell and uva mcintire is 12
some people got decisions without email
i got my decision with no email
ngl i really doubt tepper is that good but
Stfu
maybe im a hater
lwdya
anyone got any idea when cmu eng droppin?
did you get in?
It's 920 for cmu rn
Tepper is ranked 18th I think in business? Which is not bad, itβs decent
bro ill slap you da
nobody sitting at 9:30 pm releasing results
but aight 10 more mins
eh ill get breakfast
oh yeah its def good i just dont think it would be in hypsm/w/mich/chicago level which is what #7 implies
it's alr 9:30
Yeh of course
its coming on ivy day im going to hibernate for two weeks now
It will probably come tomorrow because they have released on Saturdays before or straight next week or the week after r
in undergrad its 7
yes sir!! for cs ππ
Sweet
Tepper is defo good no doubt, you will be very happy there
idc if im happy i want money
sorry that was rude
Itβs alright, I am already at a sky high with ucla, nothing can piss me off rn π
avg business major
blud finna meet tery tao
fr
wait did u get cmu math?
Where is it
nah I was deferred so didnβt get decision today
Has anyone gotten CMU
let me in cmu
wait how does that work
huh isnt today RD??
Did they lie or something
huh deferred ppl r considered seperately???
no
idk
ED deferred students didnβt get decision today
thats what im asking
when do they get
i mean wl lowkey = rd defer
Probably next week
what
cmu ed is feelsbadman
wow... congrats!
idk what u did in highschool to get in legit everywhere, but whatever that was you clearly deserve it lol
honestly i think its because i didnt focus on CS at all
i was very political science heavy and i think thats what made me stand out
esp when i suddenly put down i wanted to do cs
CONGRATS
that's interesting, did you always have a clear idea that you wanted to do cs, or were you focused on poly sci and decided cs later down the line?
thats interesting
wtf strong
especially if cmu admitted you for cs i thought theyd at least expect the majority of your app to be cs related
share with me some of your strength
any speculation as to when cmu could reject me?
wait so do u have a lot of cs experience
Good question
cus im kinda in the same boat my ecs are not very cs heavy
To some applicants, not all
will the next batch be tomorrow
My ECs are stacked for CS, but I want to do engineering lol
I mean after the first wave was there another
No
whens the next wave coming out?
The rest are rejects
oh
rip
the rest arent rejects π
Trust
almost noneβnot a single comp sci ec
yup
rooting for u!!!
I doubt it
no shot 38 people got in 12 rejected though
you guys are forgetting this server is a ridiculously biased sample
most people here are gonna get in
nah but 11% acceptance rate just in general π
thats why its so skewed
like ucla was still heavily rejected
most people that join this server are probably stellar applicants that legitimately have a strong chance
and stare at their portals all day
Indeed
it wasnt surprising that the # of acceptances surpassed # of rejections
the poll results from tonight are unusually skewed towards acceptances this time around
a2c acceptances are higher but this is insane
i expected it too before it even came out
yea 3:1 is
definitely not normal
They are doing rolling admissions. Probably gonna change
π₯Ί π
also you dont 100% know if the reactions are legitimate or not
Any current cmu students here?
im assuming most of them are because it would seem scum to lie lol
what why π
nah
im weak as flip
im also weak
are they out yet or
No
that's dedication to track them π
im like an avg applicant too lol but i check portals just as much and still pray i get in
uchicago and mit would disagree
when are they gonna be out by lmao
Hard not to feel like they released MOST acceptances early on
yeah ik what a bloodbath
uchicago was
I wish I knew
was there another wave
no
crazy
4A/33W/33R
feell like it might come tomorrow
only one at 5pm?
at 9 am est
Yo yk what would be diabolical? If a college released 25% of their decisions at a set time and let the other 75% wait for an unspecified amount of time for decidions π₯π₯π―
I'm assuming it will come soon. The email specifically said they would come out 3/15
If they meant to do it over multiple days I think they would've said that
its gotta be multiple days
doubt they would release a decision later today
im guessing just one more day though
they said "start on 3/15 then roll out over the rest of march"
Actually I take that back. They said begin releasing 3/15.
Word is that they roll out for the rest of the month
wish they just released all of them today cause the portal wasnt even laggy or slow on my side π
Wouldn't be surprised if they weren't done deciding some people's applications yet
i had to upload an updated mid year transcript last week so
a2c students
^
Does anyone know everyone who has gotten a waitlist??
for example, cmu ed2 they had like 20% acceptance rate
its the people they want to release first wave
the rejections are gonna pile in later probs
yeah
not to say that you've been rejected if you haven't gotten your decision yet
I really don't think it's random if there are 0% waitlists...
yeah
i think they released today ppl who they thought mightve got into mit
idk why im so invested in this i didn't even apply
at least for cs
lmao
I don't think they think that much into it
at least its ppl who are definite yes
that would the require the AO deciding, for every app if they think that the student would get into MIT in addition to whether they should be admitted
When does cmu qatar come
or just releasing the top of the top
they don't rank accepted applications though
nah it's not worth the effort for aos to think about that
it's more likely that the ppl who are qualified for mit also get into cmu
what i meant
or maybe a cmu ao is stalking this discord and seeing who got into mit /j
from my understanding they usually release later, there must be a reason for why they changed it all
I am pretty sure I saw a MIT admit and Duke likely student not get their decision today
yeah, I was wondering why the early release as well
tbf none of that means that they would even be accetped to CMU much less be a top admit there
a stanford admit too
Of course yeah
Git vs cmu?
it's over
But I mean we really canβt ascertain how CMU decided whom to release today
the only certain thing is that not a single deferred student got a decision
Iβm in the same position idk what to do
guyz
cmu
well actually idk gtech is good too
πͺ
Gtech gender ratio messed up lol
i just hope i get my rejection soon i can't wait for it to randomly appear in the next two weeks
Main issue
is it heavily male?
Yep
wtf is this strength
?
i need it to come rn
?
so I can like take all ths BS at once
yo so how much of cmu has come out
my personal impression is that a smallish percent of total applications have come through but they've released more acceptances than rejections so far
if i get ivies, cmu, and umich back in the span of 3 days i dont know how ill handle that
just π» with it
!ivyday
actually getting trolled
Has compsci been released? Or is it sorta random mix
!ivies
Bruh
yea ik that but like i cant wait until eom. so like i gotta know when im getting it
my friend got in for cs
can the next round come this weekend or is it gonna be next friday now
Some scs have been released
i doubt it will be this weekend
unfortunately nobody knows for sure
why can't you wait? do some colleges require you to commit beforehand?
it would be so messed up if they did only two waves one now and one eom
Honestly I feel like cmu rolled out basiclaly the equivalence of likely letters to increase the yield of their top applicants or smth but itβs prob not all the applications (theory π)
why would they releaes any rejections at all then?
maybe it's random, maybe it's people who passed the committe first, maybe so that they don't release only acceptances
but i dont know why else theyd do it this way other than for yield
has anyone that's gotten their decision get a mail?
that's a good point
hmm, are the people who got their acceptances today top applicants?
my friend is the valedictorian of our school thats the only anecdotal evidence i have
but im sure thats not the case for every single admitted student
so in conclusion its over
if 75% of the results today were acceptances it probably means that they released a fair bit of acceptances today
wait so 2 batches so far? what percent of applicats? whats the acceptance rate so far?
I thought it was just one batch
wait does anyone have the CMU 2028 admitted students discord server or smth?
Check pinned message
ohhhh tyty
so like
When is the second bath π
when does second wave come lmao
Like tomorrow 9 AM??
9am what
Anyone's guess
Bro Iβm so sad after LA I need CMU to hit or something
Next friday at 4:99 PM
π π
my guess is also that next batch will be next friday
so it's never coming then
lmao
next friday is too far π
I know someone who got in for math, and I also know someone who applied for math and hasn't heard back yet
when r we epecting next wave
Will the next wave be tomorrow
It's really odd
Can ask the CMU chat when the next batch of decisions come out?
IDK if it's related or coincidence or whatever since ppl from all colleges have been accepted online but maybe the order is just random
It's closed I think
Prolly till monday
keep me updated
i hope i jus need something good after my rejection from ucla
cmu is acc messed up for making us wait for rejections
ikr
I'd say tepper
i think all future waves are going to be rejections sadly ;-;
nooooo
I think so because there were a LOT of acceptances today
apparently usamo & being 1 pt away from MOP is not enough for cmu math now (sample size of 4) ;-;
Good things will happen to you very soon :-)
someone at my school got in and hes only an aime qual π
what more do they want, and what about those who dont even have that opportuniy
ive never taken a math comp in my life and got into cmu math, they don't care at all
i dont think competition results are super indicative of anything
does any1 know how cmu decision releases have worked in past years this rolling decision release is quite strange
its very differernt now than before
from what ive seen
i think they released all of them on the 25th? but this year it's rolling between 15th and 31st
i have no clue
is cmu still selective
Even UCs don't have "rolling" decisions
or are they releasing acceptances first
cmu is mean for giving us a 15 day rolling period
so some ppl may ahve to wait 2 weeks for a decision?
Yeah ofc, it's like rank 2 for cs, ai ml
yeah unfortunately
i phrased that wrong
i mena like have they become less selective
why are they doing this wth
maybe theyll understand
mind games
They've become more selective infact
oh wow
theyre playing with your mind
They've probably recieved way more apps this year than the previous years
π
wait so r they doing the thing where they roll out acceptances first and then waitlists and then rejections
We don't know yet
everyone that i know that got a decision at 5PM EST today were rejections
take that how you will
prob
everyone i know that got it got rejected today so idts
I think this might be a victim of small sample size. The poll indicates that the vast majority of people who got decisions got accepted (and like a ton of people got accepted.)
i can click "accept" without any repercussions or verification
could someone share the poll for today's admission decisions?
its a simple question: do i trust a2c or people that i know in person?
its in pins
when trying to stress that being gloom and doom isn't going to lead anywhere: "i think all future waves are going to be rejections sadly ;-;"
as long as you haven't been rejected/waitlisted, you're still as competitive as anyone for an acceptance 
does CMU try to strive for geographic diversity?
why waste time worrying about it and thinking of what ifs
Did anyone from CFA get their results?
thank u β€οΈ
Did anyone deferred from ed1 get their decision?
qualifying for USAMO is wildly impressive and actually indicative of skill whereas college apps are not. I hope you are all very proud of yourselves!
i was deferred from ed2 - haven't received a decision
idk i thought htat cmu was my one best chance to get into a selective college; they historically have liked math competitions,and I think my cmimc app had my best essays. iv kinda lost all hope that i will get anywhere better than my state school now
so we for sure that ed deferrals come out later?
Is it still March 31 for decision
i believe so because that's what our decision letter said right?
none of the ed deferrals from my school have received a decision too
everyone i know that got it today got in ;sob
no one ik that's heard back has gotten in lmfaoo
damn okay π
0 people from my school has gotten in yet
5 or 6 from mine got in
out of like 20-30 that's heard back
but only 5 or 6 heard back
we have like 3 that heard back from our school today. 1 admitted and 2 rejected
I would be flabbergasted if USAMO qualifier does not pique interest of other admissions officers
in terms of cmu, I know someone who just got in for math who is definitely less math-savvy than you. so you should feel good about your math abilities, they are not directly correlated with whether or not you get in
have all acceptances already been sent out
No
they r out again?
i hope not but seems like it LMAO
No Iβm in India so I just woke up rn and checked
congratss
i think so
Tyyyy π€©
2/3 of the moppers iv heard from did not get the acceptance. The one who did had a very significant legacy
ik someone who got in just a few mins ago
i think they were planning to release them all today but they were struggling w systems and stuff so they prob wanted to get the acceptances out of the way cuz thats more important than telling ppl they got rejected cuz theres no way theres a 75% acceptance rate rn π
Idts a few of my friends also applied and theyβve got stronger apps than meβ¦they still havenβt received a decision
act?
yee
yea its so over
checked a few min ago
dammit
I think update
or got their acceptances a few min ago
joever
yeah that's gg
Guys I fell asleep about 6 hrs ago, all I know is there was a wave of decisions at 5 pm est, did another wave come or no?
no
nothing rteally
donβt think anyone was waitlisted yet
bane of my existence
tbh from what iv heard i think either cmu does not care at all abt oly or they yield protect because mit is poaching everyone
might be a big possibility of waitlists next wave?
damn didnt get in π¦
my least fave text of all time
if waves r like this
where is that
wait when was ur decision posted
most likely I think
mine just shows the checklist
no i dindt get one. Im jus guessing
link?
ahh
OMG SAMEE
high chance yea
same
dude it's over
mine shows checklist and no update yet
for me
*us
ππ
π«
yep
same for me
consider that they're just orz
did you apply rd?
Am sharing pain
I hope CMU accepts a lot of the defers
yea
Same
we've been thru sm
but yeah this matches what I'm hearing (they didn't hear anything yet)
dam ur even more unlucky cuzz they only released rd decisions today
but not everyones
π
what dept/major
IS
i did scs first & is 2nd, i didnt see alot of people get accepted from those yet
majorly engr & tepper so idk
i saw one IS i think
All acceptances arenβt out cause Iβm still gonna get in
yeah but compared to the multiple engr acceptances, idk how cmu is doing it but the dept is probably a big factor
W energy
what link
GUYS I GOT IN BOTH UCLA AND CMU
did anyone submit test-optional
Congrats! What major?
electrical engineering for both
I got rejected from both lmao π
What's a realistic decision time for everyone who hasn't gotten them yet?
girl how would any of us know we don't work at the admissions office
Carnegie Mellon if you can hear me right now please save me
Probably next week
Damn I thought this had happened before with some other schools and I could get an estimation at least
If it's next week I have like 5 decisions that week and I'll be on the other side of the country
now i have become rejection, destroyer of dreams
well it's cmu's first time doing rolling admissions
so no, we can't make any predictions
why we gotta be the guinie pigs
because they felt like it
login to ur portal see the decision update
?
No way
yeah
this feels like its been happening more and more often
it came
They updated????
nah bro is capping
It wasnβt there at 9pm
send a screenshot
dont get your hopes up
anyone else in tepper?
me
why dont u just login does it cost 80b dollars??
tepper?
carnegies business school
congrats do u think ur gonna go there
yeah probably
i got uva too and im kinda stuck π
"
Thank you for applying to Carnegie Mellon University! Please review your application checklist below. "
well it's not in, send a screenshot or you're capping
hmm i didnt apply there
thats what ive been getting
dam congrats on tepper tho !
did you just get this
you too!
no i got it 5pm est sry
all good
that SAM kid is just capping for no reason
has anyone tried emailing the admissions dept for cmu or are they like not reachable cuz friday evening?
that was probably the first wave or whatever
girl why would they update the portal at midnight
stop the cap
you sure it wasn't at 2pm pst/ 5pm est?
when did this show up
yeah it was probably the 5 pm one no way they release at midnight
no cap
and why is bro not sending the actual letter
Imagine if they did though
why would they
yeah this gotta be cap
u want to see me get rejected
Cause they felt like it
so many more people would be freaking out about it
exactly
this megathread would be going crazy rn
it's probably just the same update as the one from 5 pm
not a single waitlist goddamn
yeah there was like 100+ messages/min for the 5pm
maybe u got accepted
bro is unironically a bot
they will come to ur home and give u a surprise bomm bamm
Can a new wave come on the weekend or is Monday the only option
I think there's a bunch of applications they have no idea what to do with yet so they're saving their wait-list till the very end
plum u r no ones bestie
maybe it was a mostly acceptance wave
no
i'm just calling out ur cap for saying that they released a new wave
yeah i think next wave going to be much tougher and much more waitlists
yes
yeah probs
no i got it yesteday i mean 5pm ET
Honestly after getting rejected from all the UCs I'll take a wait-list here at CMU
oh so what was the point of this convo
fun
any heinz school decisions
no cap tho
yeah
I got into CMU but I genuinely forgot what major I applied for.
Doesnβt matter, itβs admit by school anyway
does anyone have a screenshot of the whole acceptance letter
pop off king!
from pc
nah
maybe
so does anyone have a sc of accpetance?
Why do u need it lmao
did more waves come out?
im still waiting π
I got in around 4, not a new wave.
I donβt think more waves will come out today
Ugh
yeah, not like the AOs are gonna wake up at 1am and release
Ye exactly
Maybe they will release in the afternoon again
(hint hint AOs that's exactly what you should do, troll everyone)
they prob also won't do it on the weekend
sad
holy cow
Whatβs a mopper
Do we have an idea when the next day of judgement is?
And why the decisions are staggered this year?
imo camper
dont tell me cmu is acceptance today rejection tmrw

am i doomed
nah there were acceptances and rejections today
oh ok
i js havent seen anyone rejection today
oh
doomed 
i hope not π
damn
this is like a girl leading on a dude
i did rd π
lmao
like how u lead me on *
also did u get in
Do you guys know when itβll be out for everyone else? I I got my decision at 2pm today but almost no one else I know did
Gregtech: New Horizons? π
π§
That joke would've killed if you knew what obscure reference I was making.
before that comes jhu
More like gregtech: new hell
Who applied to tepper
So like last year did CMU roll?
ig by looking at the reaction videos
Uh has no one gotten decisions yet
only one wave so far right?
AirPods Pro versus AirPods Maxβs
seems like it @fallen pike
Lots of ppl in the first wave
When is the second wave coming
20 hours
Is it based on time zone
Where r you getting this info
why would they release at 10pm est lmao
π
Dude
I canβt see my decision
Is it based on time zone or something
Iβm pst btw
Dude what π
So I will get a jump scare when decisions come out
Like itβll just randomly come out?
bro what
is it based on when u submitted lol
someone should defo contact live chat when it opens again
The leading college in BEPO
How are these fcking decisions coming out
what's bepo
Rolling
They sent an email stating it's rolling
behavioural economics, policy & organization i think?
i atleast hope i get a mail when decisions are out
They should really state how they are gunna roll it out like every week
wharton prolly better for that lol
i wouldn't know either ways, hopeless cs applicant moment π
we're in the same boat π
did you apple to yale?
Did you get decisions
if you were 1 point from mop they might have yield protected you tbh
cmu scs loses like all cross admits to mit
Did you Apple
cmu scs is not yield protecting
uh
mop is a whole different level
like 90%+ moppers get into mit
Correct
This girl from my school with MOP got rejected on Thursday and that shit was crazy π
from mit?
Yea
that's wild
Mit wilding this year π
she'll definitely end up somewhere good
what is mop
imo team selection camp
DAMN
Yea she got caltech but mit missed out smh
caltech is better in many ways
prolly will land hypsm too
honestly caltech is on the level of hypsm
they have insane clout in physics especially
Caltech is good for research
without a doubt
mop prolly guarantees yale too
http://hypsmc31.com/ found this on a2c; suppose itβs part of the acronym now
With that kind of math you might as well just say community college LMAO
oof
Whenβs the next wave? Anyone have any idea?
sat 9 am π₯Ί
Oh wow, I didnβt expect them to release on a weekend damn
rlly?
confirmed?
no lmao
i just hope
thats what they did previous years
they usually always release on sat at 9 but idk this rolling thing is new
good luck cuh
Tyty
i got rejected π
when?
When
the letter was released couple hours ago i checked it randomly 
So is there any clue for the next wave?
someone guessed 9am on saturday, idk if itβs true but past decisions have come out then
wait and see
Have past decisions come on a Saturday?
CMU tmr then
apparently @left lantern
hopefully

you mean todau?
Imma remain hopeful as well then hoping that it doesnβt actually continue till end of March
My bad ya today ig
thats the theory. idk tho
no same also im gonna be up for midd and wellesley anyways
I want one of these games for A2C except itβs about portal astrology
Where is my A2C San Francisco Bay Area Asian male cs major to do it for me!
that would be so funny if anyone knows how to game dev. i only know how to make discord bots and complete the AP CS A exam
if anyone does a portal astrology game i will happily playtest
Itβs like you know how people have bucket lists and stuff or things they wanna achieve before their career ends
The portal astrology game is mine
you should code it
I cannot quit being A2C owner until that game is complete
Idk how bro
ok fair enough
also re: the game - do people actually skip school for college apps?
Yes
damn
i didnt have it in me to even skip orchestra rehearsal the night before my ED was due
β¦which may explain the β1Dβ
Yeah, one of my friends did
But studied the night before exams
i see
This is jokes
this shit is boring
i didnt make it
Unlike my portal astrology game
If it existed
You see
Itβd start with a login
And everything would look normal
Until you log in a second time
Then something would look off
Youβd click a button to view the status of documents required and something would quickly flash before your eyes
Not your life
But a sign
If you managed to read that quick flash youβd notice thereβs one document youβre missing
That document would be additional info about your financial aid
but imo it reflects how mechanically the average student is expected to act to βwinβ the real-life game of college admissions. every action is but a statistic, taken purely to further the college admissions process. players are expected to put in ungodly hours studying, writing applications, and exhaustion and sanity are neglected until the tipping point. even worse, activities like socialising and watching tv have merely become recovery measures, not done for fun. where did the spark of curiosity and joy in learning, school, friendships go? is everything done for a mere score, a letter, and not for the love of life itself? may the god(s, depending on your religion) who has/have forsaken us, if there is one out there, hear out plea, and give us some grass to touch.
-viola, Yap(le) β28
(hypsmc31)
In order to turn in this document you must inspect element your portal to unhide the submission area
Once you do, a pixel in the banner of your portal will discolor itself
dont forget to navigate to the sister site, the βadmitted studentsβ site, and refresh
Thatβs where the discolored pixel leads to
Once you decipher the base64 it spits out
itβll give you a βno accessβ page but you need to click βaccessβ for access
But if you click the word βnoβ then your application gets automatically withdrawn and you lose
There will also be an admissions chat bot guiding you along your astrological journey
This conversation is concerning
Iβd assume your admissions chat bot warned you that you were getting too close to the truth then
Your admissions chat bot both instructs you through the game and lets you know when the AOs are getting on your track
If the AOs catch you doing astrology then your application is withdrawn!
it will send you a strongly-worded warning
Yes AOs can communicate through the portalβs inbox tab
sometimes the chatbot is a tech person, sometimes a tired senior
There are extra chat bot personalities you can buy through our A2DLCs
Wesley would you play this game
Perhaps π€
you know
you guys are just fucking insane
π
Yap University prospective
yall fucking overhype the amount of work you do
if you don't kike it
i was talking about the game πππ
you're not fit to be a candidate for the schools in the first place
i like my irl life
whoever made the game is just a miserable piece of shit then
π
i mean itβs satire
and itβs working
i goofed off till like junior year second sem and believe i have a solid shot at most top schools
you know
considering this is a2c
there's a good chance it isn't
πΏ
also it doesnβt seem to be made for profit or anything, just a funny personal project
i mean yea ofc
What unis you got into?
in EA?
Yeah
well i applied chem E everywhere
udel with honors and a half ride ( it's t5 for chem E), tamu, umn twin cities + 60k merit ( t5 for chem E)
purdue, uiuc, wisconsin madison
then safeties asu,msu, psu ( all with heavy aid)
i got rejected from georgia tech, ut austin and uva ( in EA), defer from umich and Rice ( my ED)
for RD i'm riding on 2 rejections rn ( ucla,cmu)
Whatβs ur gpa?
but it's the weakest part of my application

