California Institute of Technology (Caltech) (2023-2024)

[midnight steppe]

[bronze peak]

Oh

[limber warren]

I got rejected I just know 110%

[honest roost]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
1 minute and 51 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[steep ferry]

ill put up a poll once decisions are out

[terse quest]

GOOD LUCK CALTECH PEOPLE

[honest roost]

THANKK YOUU!

[marsh solar]

!caltech

[limber warren]

I wouldn’t be surprised if nobody got in

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
1 minute and 37 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[terse quest]

guardians can also do poll

[desert nacelle]

Please pre select rejected for me 🔥

[steep ferry]

[bronze peak]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[terse quest]

where's encrypted

[bronze peak]

AHHHHHH

[steep ferry]

fr

[desert nacelle]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO REJECTION ARC

[celest sluice]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
1 minute and 18 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[arctic sable]

Gl everyone

[bronze peak]

@median blade

[terse quest]

beaver boy :(

[desert nacelle]

STARTING IN A WHILE

[steep ferry]

hcetlac

[crisp dragon]

Someone here is definitely getting in trust

[bronze peak]

get ready for your acceptance

[snow ruin]

its over fr

rejection

[honest roost]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
1 minute and 2 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[bronze peak]

WHERES THE BEACER GUY

[stoic verge]

fuckkkkkk

[fierce shell]

caltech gonna pull a UCI except instead of waitlists its rejections

[woeful frost]

GOOD LUCK WBERYONE

[bronze peak]

BEAVER

[crisp dragon]

You have the same name as me

[bronze peak]

BEAVERRRRR

[stoic verge]

im so scared

[terse quest]

im so nervous for yall

[bronze peak]

BEAVERRRRR GUY

ARGHHHHH

[celest sluice]

🦫

[past topaz]

GOOD LUCK YALL

[terse quest]

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCKK

[fresh minnow]

!caltech

[snow ruin]

W name

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
48 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[stoic verge]

all this to get rejected

[limber warren]

Couldn’t have agreed more

[narrow raven]

OMGOM

[honest roost]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
41 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[fresh minnow]

its wraps

[crisp dragon]

Fr

[arctic sable]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
34 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[honest roost]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
33 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[bronze peak]

30 SECONDS

[fierce shell]

REJECTION SQUAD WHERE YOU AT

[honest roost]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
25 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[celest sluice]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
23 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[bronze peak]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[terse quest]

don't spam the command

[honest roost]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
18 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[fierce shell]

rejection squad stay strong 💪

[solemn carbon]

gl

[bronze peak]

@beaver guy

[arctic sable]

Good luck

[gleaming mortar]

GL

[elder maple]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
9 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[past topaz]

GOOD LUCKKK

[jolly olive]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
8 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[past topaz]

AAAAA

[bronze peak]

WERE GOING IN

[jolly olive]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
0 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[wary cargo]

what time is it guys

[midnight steppe]

!caltech

[vagrant cape]

Caltech RD Date

Caltech RD decisions come out <t:1710012120:F> in your local time
0 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[past topaz]

omg

[bronze peak]

0 MINUTES

[narrow raven]

Status update????

[gleaming mortar]

Refresh that

[limber warren]

I’m not checking.

[crisp dragon]

Happy new year

[bronze peak]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[midnight steppe]

Aaaa

[limber warren]

I’m gonna assume I got rejected ez

[celest sluice]

rejected 😂

[midnight steppe]

thisis wild

[honest roost]

Rejected

[bronze peak]

happy new yar!

[vagrant cape]

smrithiftwbecauseyes asks: Your results?

1⃣: Accepted
2⃣: Waitlisted
3⃣: Rejected

[midnight steppe]

loving it

[median blade]

Rejected GG

[steep ferry]

aww im so sorry guys </3

[stoic verge]

rejected

[spice sandal]

good luck!!

[narrow raven]

WAITLISTED

[stoic verge]

as expected

[past topaz]

NOOOO

[narrow raven]

GOT WAITLISTED

[steep ferry]

W

[crisp dragon]

Nooo

[limber warren]

WHAT

[bronze peak]

reject

[bronze peak]

YOU INACTIVE FUCK

[fierce shell]

W

[fresh minnow]

ggs rejected

[formal flicker]

a2c bloodbath what d frick

[narrow raven]

Oh my god

[spice sandal]

always is bro LOL

[reef harness]

reject fr

[limber warren]

IT IS A REJECTED BLOODBATH

[steep ferry]

tbf its caltech

[arctic sable]

Is it calover

[austere sierra]

i got in

[solemn carbon]

rejected

[narrow raven]

Is caltech WL good?

[stoic verge]

yo u got in?

[midnight steppe]

insane

[slow haven]

I GOT ON GUYS

[limber warren]

WHAT THE FACK

[steep ferry]

congrats!!

[past topaz]

nooo way

[jolly olive]

They had a 2.7% RD acceptance rate last year its gonna be lower this year they said bc they overadmitted and more applicants this year than ever

[midnight steppe]

no never applied

[unique jungle]

ofc

[past topaz]

CONGRATS

[gleaming mortar]

Proof

[steep ferry]

congratsssss

[fading latch]

rejected

[silk quiver]

i am still mustering up the courage

[limber warren]

HOW!?

HOW!}

HOW

HOW

[steep ferry]

<2% rd acceptance rate iirc

[limber warren]

HOW

[solemn carbon]

gjgjgj

[dawn ridge]

1% kek

[midnight steppe]

Wohoo

[keen idol]

I GOT IN

I GOT IN

[terse quest]

NO WAY

[bronze peak]

Congrats to those who got in

[terse quest]

SHEEP

[tranquil fable]

overadmitting their freshman class of like 3 ppl is wild

[lean jasper]

CONGRATS!

[steep ferry]

SHEEP FR?

[dawn ridge]

Lol stop the cap right now

[midnight steppe]

AAAAAAA

[steep ferry]

CONGRATSSSSSS

[stoic verge]

no wayyyy

[keen idol]

psych i didnt apply

[stoic verge]

sheep

[crisp dragon]

Sheep turned into the goat

[jolly olive]

Stop trolliny bro

[keen idol]

IM JOKING

[midnight steppe]

cracked

[keen idol]

IM JOKI NG

[steep ferry]

[midnight steppe]

u guys cracked

[crisp dragon]

lol

[bronze peak]

Oh

[keen idol]

bro cant even troll in peace

[jolly olive]

Ban him

[tranquil fable]

😭

[steep ferry]

sheep i thought better of you smh

[limber warren]

Did seriously only one person here get in?

[keen idol]

shut up

[shadow slate]

Yoooooo

[midnight steppe]

💀

[dawn ridge]

LMFAO nah don't ban him

[narrow raven]

Yeah I’m not making it

WL rate is bad

[dawn ridge]

everyone knows it was a joke

[keen idol]

ur just a hater

[jolly olive]

You know what you must do

[keen idol]

why wpuld i even apply to midtech

[jolly olive]

Do it

DO it

[steep ferry]

IM LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST HYPEGIRL

[dawn ridge]

so real

[twin python]

rejected

[pearl pollen]

w

[stoic verge]

now berekly is my last hope

please

[crisp dragon]

Because i don't think much people would turn down admissions offer from caltech

[terse quest]

don't forget to do poll in pins

[stoic verge]

for the love of god

[twin python]

OMGGG

[dawn ridge]

anyways

[keen idol]

ball state better

[stoic verge]

accept me cal

[keen idol]

so true bbg

[slow haven]

WTF

[keen idol]

BALL STATE 🔥

[steep ferry]

nah im not banning for trolling that they got in when results are already out, thats just sad 😭

[patent hare]

hi californians

[keen idol]

DID ANYONE GET IN HERE

[austere hearth]

Congrats

[midnight steppe]

yeah

[steep ferry]

2 people did (no actives tho iirc)

[bronze peak]

Like two

[dawn ridge]

Only one got in so far but idk them so probably cap

[midnight steppe]

someone

[jolly olive]

At least a mute? Pleeeease

[keen idol]

congrats kids

[dawn ridge]

Only one

[steep ferry]

no i like the green i dont wanna be kicked out 😭

[keen idol]

shut up

why u hating bro

[narrow raven]

Who

[jolly olive]

Think again

[slow haven]

I cant post a picture fsr

[patent hare]

bro this is sadder than harvard rea day 😭

[bronze peak]

Dude these inactives are fucking crazy

[narrow raven]

I got waitlisted

[dawn ridge]

@slow haven

[dense pecan]

rejected 🥲

[jolly olive]

Dm me ill post it

[hybrid marsh]

Rejected

[midnight steppe]

he's a hater? duh

[limber warren]

Statistics?

[steep ferry]

yeah you need to send a number of messages to level up

[fierce shell]

💪

[bronze peak]

Rejected

[slow haven]

Bruh

[dawn ridge]

@steep ferry give him perms if possible

[bronze peak]

Jk I didn’t apply

[jolly olive]

Harvard is like 8-9% ea? caltech RD is like 1%

[carmine minnow]

rejected

[patent hare]

230 students in the whole class is crazy

[terse quest]

rejection is redirection yall

[marsh solar]

GOT IN!!

[fierce shell]

they didn't like my Tim the beaver fanart portfolio 😔

[dense pecan]

WHAT

CONGRATULATIONS

[narrow raven]

Congrats

[slow haven]

🙏

[limber warren]

sigh

[formal flicker]

we dont manually grant image perms

[keen idol]

harvard is not 8% EA 💀 💀

[silk quiver]

unfortunate L

[marsh solar]

THAANK YOU!!

[keen idol]

ur trolling bro

[terse quest]

going to somewhere else that's better than caltech

[steep ferry]

i think its auto level up

[keen idol]

they're like 4% OVERALL

[lime juniper]

YA BOY GOT REJECTEDDDDD

[reef swift]

Congratulations!!!

[jolly olive]

Its a lot higher than their RD rate

[patent hare]

like usually around 7-8% rea

[keen idol]

and they defer almost everyone in ea

[lean jasper]

[fading latch]

heavy on the energy it takes to prepare an application. caltech was so much work 😭

[terse quest]

or somewhere you like more

[bronze peak]

rea is a more selective pool

[past topaz]

REJECTED ( never sent them my transcript supps and reccs)

[formal flicker]

the only time in recent history we granted image perms manually was to peteyMIT

[narrow raven]

Was Harvard REA better than this

[past topaz]

(sociology)

[keen idol]

ohdamn

[steep ferry]

petey W

[slow haven]

How much do i have to level up

[past topaz]

(forgot i applied)

[patent hare]

there was like 6 a2c acceptances

[terse quest]

lvl 5 iirc

js talk

[keen idol]

oh im out

[steep ferry]

omg non stem caltech applicant???

[lone apex]

rejected caltech whoops

[west steeple]

caltech waitlist

[narrow raven]

At least I can flex my waitlist to caltech

[terse quest]

or DM it to someone so they can post it

[past topaz]

bc of qb rd my beloved

[limber warren]

Stats?

[steep ferry]

alr good job everyone, you guys are going to better schools trust

[patent hare]

qbrd goated

[past topaz]

i just clicked every school

[limber warren]

I really don’t wanna check my portal

[wild needle]

i got waitlisted

[steep ferry]

i stayed awake to make the poll lol but yeah im out

[patent hare]

WHAT

[narrow raven]

1590, 5.8 W

[patent hare]

EVERY SCHOOL? ur worse than lincoln 😭

[lone apex]

what I thought you were the one they asked for AP scores

[terse quest]

bye smrithi

[past topaz]

i have like 20 incompete apps😍

[steep ferry]

its like 1 am for me and im going out tomorrow 😭

[stoic verge]

@low holly yo u got in?

[bronze peak]

Anon did you get in

[frozen hearth]

how can i check my decision

it doesn't show it

[narrow raven]

Refresh

[vale swallow]

rejected

[wild needle]

i was, i assume that means i got to committee

[pearl pollen]

same and i was never a qb finalist and they still sent my app. never sent them a a transcript supp or anything LOL

[lone apex]

Wild

[steep ferry]

lets not cold ping people!

[stoic verge]

my bad

[narrow raven]

My 4 in AP physics C probably got me waitlisted

[past topaz]

theyre tryna lower their ar even more

[narrow raven]

I had all 5s

[pearl pollen]

u could tell LOL

[dawn ridge]

@frozen hearth

[steep ferry]

reminder!

[dawn ridge]

Be careful

You doxxed yourself

[frozen hearth]

no thats my friend 💀

[steep ferry]

awh im sorry :(

[frozen hearth]

but do you know

why

[dawn ridge]

That's even worst. Don't doxx your friends

[bronze peak]

dont doxx ur friend 💀

[jolly olive]

24 rejected 3 WL 0 accepted 😭😭

[dawn ridge]

This is a bannable offence btw

[bronze peak]

didnt someone ger accepted here

[narrow raven]

What consequences does doxxing myself have

[desert nacelle]

It is okay

[wary cargo]

#✨-celebration-station

[midnight steppe]

who?

[desert nacelle]

ANybody got in?

[wary cargo]

our only one i think

[patent hare]

#✨-celebration-station yes

[bronze peak]

ah

[steep ferry]

nah 2 people got accepted

a2c is still a2c

[spring yew]

who was waitlisted

👀

[jolly olive]

Far better

[steep ferry]

much better

[bronze peak]

Hopefully

[jolly olive]

No one showed proof yet

[steep ferry]

if we have ivy league likelies, we'll have stanford rd admits

[narrow raven]

What consequences are there from doxxing myself

[jolly olive]

Im alr in your walls

So nuffin much ig

[surreal torrent]

fu caltech

[frozen hearth]

so does anyone know hwo to check

[steep ferry]

meh they're inactive people so no reason for them to text if they didnt get in

[terse quest]

js don't do it why do you want your personal info on the internet

[bronze peak]

Check your email

[hollow trail]

beaver breakroom

not the portal

[knotty lantern]

Holy shit i got in

[hazy patrol]

I GOT IN (i didn’t apply i’m heading over to pasadena rn tho)

[lone apex]

beaver breakroom

[patent hare]

why is caltech so tiny

[knotty lantern]

....

Yo

🤣

[past topaz]

WHAT

CONVRATS

[steep ferry]

do you go everywhere 😭

[bronze peak]

@knotty lantern you got in???,

[steep ferry]

did you check? or did you not apply i forgot

[knotty lantern]

Nah I'm playing ❤️ thank yall tho

[lone apex]

wdym

[dawn ridge]

I wanna see the acceptace letter

[lone apex]

You have to go to beaver breakroom to check ur letter lol

[past topaz]

same

[dawn ridge]

Someone who got in send

[lone apex]

I got rrrrrrejected

[hazy patrol]

i’m pretty close to Pasadena now my sister is heading there for somethn

[knotty lantern]

God I love fucking with yall

so funny

xd

[hazy patrol]

nvm i lied im going to irvine rn not pasadena

[dawn ridge]

Someone who got in send acceptance letter

[steep ferry]

no i meant did you check your decision

[steep ferry]

🫂 its ok columbia on top

[patent hare]

how many does caltech accept rea

[steep ferry]

100 i think someone said?

[lone helm]

LOL, got rejected 😎

[dawn ridge]

No

[steep ferry]

insane 💀

[bronze peak]

From caltech??

[past topaz]

noooooo

[lone helm]

yeah lol

[steep ferry]

lol do you go to places because of your sister

[steep heron]

this is very true

[patent hare]

only 130 rd acceptances is crazy 💀

[lone apex]

I would've went to Columbia over Caltech anyways so this decision didn't rlly matter still hurts tho

[hollow trail]

same 😎

[grave prawn]

got rejected

rip

[abstract needle]

waitlisted

[proud basin]

Rejected

[lone helm]

it's okay

[proud basin]

It is what it is

[steep ferry]

why do you think a2c ar is so low lol

[solemn carbon]

same

[bronze peak]

seeing ppl w/ ivy likelies getting rejected honestly boosted my self confidence 💀

[dawn ridge]

what is ur major

[lone helm]

kinda expected haha

[lone apex]

cs

[wraith portal]

How many rejects?

[lone apex]

cs

[bronze peak]

What does caltech even want 💀

[steep ferry]

stanford ON TOP

[crisp dragon]

be a massive nerd

[lone helm]

🤣

[bronze peak]

sleep deprivation

[dawn ridge]

bruh

[lone apex]

Hopefully this isn't foreboding for MIT 🙏

[lone helm]

🤩

[solemn carbon]

yea i got a likely and got rejectd lmao

caltech an opp

[lone helm]

damn 🫠

[terse quest]

actual bloodbath this is worse than chicago ed2 😭

[bronze peak]

No fucking way

[lean jasper]

Fr???

[solemn carbon]

not caltech likely

[patent hare]

wait, caltech admitted 412 people to co27? is their yield only like 50%

[solemn carbon]

ivy likely

[dawn ridge]

I got an ivy likely & was rejected from MIT

So like

[ionic ingot]

How many people get waitlisted?

[lean jasper]

Wait

U got rejected

[bronze peak]

it was 66% ish last year

[steep ferry]

yeah 50% yield iirc

[tranquil fable]

my friend got into caltech from my school like a few years ago praying this continues over for my other friend 🙏

[lone apex]

what ivy likely did you get

[dawn ridge]

It all depends

[patent hare]

inch resting

[proud basin]

Who got in

[dawn ridge]

Little do you know, Columbia lmfao

[steep ferry]

CHICAGO ED2 SCARES ME SO MUCH FOR CHICAGO RD 😭

[lone apex]

LMAOOOOO

[patent hare]

did u go to columbia

[dawn ridge]

Of course not

[terse quest]

SMIRTHI YOU'RE GONNA GET IN DWWW

[dawn ridge]

I dislike Columbia

[patent hare]

why

[lean jasper]

why

[lone apex]

Where did you go

[dawn ridge]

The people there are opps

[knotty lantern]

fr?

tf

[bronze peak]

[patent hare]

more like 300 rd acceptances

[dawn ridge]

I would rather not say

[patent hare]

but still

very low

[knotty lantern]

thats wild

if i got into caltech I'd go ngl

[dawn ridge]

Also their engineering program

Was mid

At Columbia

So like

[bronze peak]

Guys don’t worry

[knotty lantern]

Caltech physics is amazing

[lone apex]

I mean did you go to another Ivy or ivy equal

[bronze peak]

When I toured caltech

[steep ferry]

THANK YOU BUT LIKE atp i dont even wanna know if i wanna get in??? because since i got berkeley instate i dont think my parents would let me so i feel like it'd be better if i didnt get in lol

[bronze peak]

All of their students looked like zombies

[dawn ridge]

Yeah

[lone apex]

their cs is like top 10

[dawn ridge]

I did

[tranquil fable]

is caltech engineering rlly good

[patent hare]

interesting

[lone apex]

yes

[dawn ridge]

Yeah

[tranquil fable]

like meche

[lone apex]

yes

[restive totem]

~95

[night agate]

gt better anyways

[lean jasper]

Wait you got a likely from Columbia RIHGT

[patent hare]

i applied to 0 california schools idk why im here

[lone apex]

yes

[knotty lantern]

This weekend is so fuckin depressing

[lean jasper]

okay

[dawn ridge]

Oh fr?

[austere hearth]

How many got in?

[dawn ridge]

Good for u mate

[midnight steppe]

so life's sorted it seems? 🤧

[tranquil fable]

oh cool

[knotty lantern]

Idk I did

[steep ferry]

IDK 😭

[knotty lantern]

and like 2 others

[patent hare]

i only applied to schools in the northeast, california seems too hot ngl

[austere hearth]

Congrats bro ur goated

[knotty lantern]

yeah thats fair

[tranquil fable]

its not

im wearing 3 layers rn

[knotty lantern]

Yeah fr

[tranquil fable]

its cold

[median blade]

Guys I can now properly 💩 on Caltech

[patent hare]

its prolly like 50° 💀

[median blade]

LLLL

TERRIBLE SCHOOL

[formal flicker]

personally mit is spooking me rn

[median blade]

ANTISOCIAL BUFFOONS

[tranquil fable]

66

💀

[terse quest]

if you committ berk I WILL BE SEEING YOU THERE (bc if i don't get any RD schools my parents are satisfied w then i'm going to school in the bay areaish)

[patent hare]

HUH

[knotty lantern]

you get in?

[austere hearth]

Caltech is mid ngl

[bronze peak]

shit on their AI images

[median blade]

It’s trash holy

[patent hare]

bro that is shorts and tshirt weather

[formal flicker]

no, i applied rd and pi day is 5 days away

[tranquil fable]

thermal, t shirt, fleece fluffy jacket

[median blade]

I’m gonna spread propaganda against Caltech

[bronze peak]

I went to caltech and all of the students looked like zombies

[ionic ingot]

Does anyone know how many applicants get waitlisted?

[median blade]

When I’m in college

[knotty lantern]

at 6:28pm

lol

gl 🙏

[bronze peak]

their campus is actually dated as fuck too

i just want to let everyone know that you are INFERIOR to a 12 year old sheldon cooper

[hollow trail]

ok

[knotty lantern]

I think CMU is on the 16th

[median blade]

Maybe it’s good that I didn’t get in

[hollow trail]

💀

[formal flicker]

the only way i get in is if they think i cooked on my essays

[bronze peak]

Like holy I went in person

Dude I had to pretend to my MOM that I liked it

[dawn ridge]

rejected or wl?

[hollow trail]

same

[bronze peak]

So she wouldn’t get mad

[limber warren]

I’m way too scared to check, this is giving me GeorgiaTech flashbacks only to get a rejection

[knotty lantern]

I thought I cooked on my essays but apparently they suck ass lol (Maybe I didn't come off as sincere)

[median blade]

Reject

I can’t get waitlisted anyway

[dawn ridge]

its okay

[bronze peak]

caltech prob gets chatgpt to summarize everyone's essays

[median blade]

Yeah

[dawn ridge]

i wonder what the sophmore got

[median blade]

I’m not too sad surprisingly

[grave ruin]

Rd?

[knotty lantern]

ye

[steep ferry]

OMG SLALYYYYYY you me and @tropic kraken should meet up a2c mod meet up frfr

[tranquil fable]

can u get waitlisted from a defer

[dawn ridge]

u shouldnt

[bronze peak]

Also caltechs receptionist is awkward as fuck

I’m just gonna put that out there

[dawn ridge]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[dawn ridge]

THAT IS FUNNY AS FUCK

SO TRUE TOO

[grave ruin]

We def gettin that 😈 # caltechrejected

[knotty lantern]

[bronze peak]

if caltech is willing to reject nerds who willingly choose to name themselves on discord "cohomology enjoyer" then who knows what they are smoking

They made that exchange so awkward 💀

[knotty lantern]

they work at caltech bro

wht do u expect

caltech is legit the nerdiest school on the west coast

lmfao

[bronze peak]

It’s the most rigorous school in all of the USA

[bronze peak]

actually that's west point

[knotty lantern]

it also has the most nobel prizes I believe

[bronze peak]

Albert Einstein used to live there

[median blade]

Mid school fr

[knotty lantern]

Sheldon used to work there

[median blade]

I think my essays and LOCI weren’t that great

But whatever

[bronze peak]

Walter white went to caltech

[dawn ridge]

Oh wait you were deferred

[jovial otter]

Rejected

[dawn ridge]

Yeah

[knotty lantern]

he did indeed

[median blade]

Yeah

[bronze peak]

But look how he ended up

[dawn ridge]

You weren't gonna get it either way - the deferral rate accpetance is ridiculously low

[bronze peak]

So you guys are chilling

[dawn ridge]

That sucks

[spring yew]

wait how many accepted from here

[dawn ridge]

I know of no one

[faint dome]

Someone got into cal tech what the hell

[bronze peak]

One

[dawn ridge]

Who got deferred accepted

In caltech

[median blade]

It’s supposed to be 10-15% isn’t it

[bronze peak]

caltech deferal is still impressive tbh

[spring yew]

who 😮

[knotty lantern]

He could've been a billionaire tho

[bronze peak]

#✨-celebration-station

[median blade]

That’s what past years say

[dawn ridge]

Hmm

I personally know of no one

Who was in ur case

[jovial otter]

Where is the poll?

[dawn ridge]

At caltech currently

[bronze peak]

Ngl MIT is just caltech in every way but better

[median blade]

Mhm

[dawn ridge]

No

[median blade]

True

[bronze peak]

As someone who doesn’t like MIT I’m saying that

[median blade]

Too bad MIT rejecting me too

[lone apex]

wrong

[knotty lantern]

MIT is amazing

[dawn ridge]

I got rejected from MIT & Stanford

[lone apex]

mit on top

[dawn ridge]

Kek

[knotty lantern]

MIT

beaver

has

a

[dawn ridge]

Stanford my biggest opp

[knotty lantern]

fat

🍑

[median blade]

LOL

[knotty lantern]

Tim is caked up

[bronze peak]

HEY

[median blade]

Ok bro

[knotty lantern]

ong

[bronze peak]

caltech def rejected me bc i used an mit prof rec letter - that's the only conceivable reason why

[median blade]

Fr

[proud basin]

F

[knotty lantern]

but Bernoulli???

[median blade]

100%%%%

[knotty lantern]

Caltech is better Physics

MIT better engineering

[median blade]

I don’t think so

[knotty lantern]

it 100% is

lmfao

[median blade]

Caltech is genuinely just not the best at anything

Bro what are you basing that on

[bronze peak]

caltech has sheldon cooper

[knotty lantern]

they 100% are the best at physics

The Big Bang Theory bro

[bronze peak]

@median blade Stanford MIT and Harvard are ranked higher in physics than poopy tech 💀

[median blade]

What is ur reference lol

[knotty lantern]

Sheldon legit won them a nobel prize

[median blade]

Yeah

Princeton 100% is better with its proximity to IAS

[lean jasper]

I don’t think Sheldon is real

[knotty lantern]

they got a nobel prize for super asymmetry man cmon now

[knotty lantern]

bull shit

[lean jasper]

[jovial otter]

Winter 🥶

[median blade]

Princeton + IAS is absolutely the best

[bronze peak]

got rejected there too 😭

[knotty lantern]

He's real and he's

[jovial otter]

Massachusetts winters suck

[median blade]

I’m going to get rejected too lmao

[bronze peak]

That one person who got accepted seeing us dunk of Caltech and all of its bad attributes:

[median blade]

Lol

fr

LLLL

[jovial otter]

Did someone from here get in?

[median blade]

GIMME UR ACCEPTANCE

[knotty lantern]

I did yes

[bronze peak]

Wesley got in

Oh Wesley you dog

[jovial otter]

Where is the poll

Who is Wesley

[median blade]

Check pins

[jovial otter]

How

I’m on mobile rn

[limber warren]

Wesley finally got an acceptance, a rather important one in fact.

Congrats!

[knotty lantern]

I'm just playing guys

[terse quest]

poll here @jovial otter

[bronze peak]

trust when I say

No one applies to caltech cause it’s their first choice 💀

Caltech is a place you end up at

[knotty lantern]

It was my first choice

but I wasnt gonna get in

so I didnt apply lol

I'd 100% do caltech over MIT

[hazy patrol]

a lot of the time

[crisp dragon]

Caltech honestly seems so dead

[bronze peak]

I toured

Everyone seemed so depressed

[hazy patrol]

caltech seems like such a boring school

[median blade]

It is

It sucks

It’s horrid

[hazy patrol]

i used to live nearby

[median blade]

It’s garbage

[hazy patrol]

like 5 mins

[median blade]

It’s dog water

It’s the scum at the bottom of my shoe

[crisp dragon]

Funny how even Pasadena doesn’t know caltech exists

[bronze peak]

It seems like such an ego swamp too

[median blade]

I stepped on it

[hazy patrol]

i want a normal college experience

[bronze peak]

LMFAO WAS BOUTTA SAY

Pasadena is nice but they don’t give two fucks about caltech

[crisp dragon]

I think CohomologyEnjoyer doesn’t like caltech

[knotty lantern]

This is wild ngl

Considering like 15 ppl from here got likely letters to columbia

yet like no one got into caltech

[jovial otter]

The only person who goes to Caltech that ik from discord says they hate it 💀

[hazy patrol]

really cuz when i lived there i heard a lot about caltech

[native seal]

accepted

[bronze peak]

Maybe about how smelly and poopy caltech is

[hazy patrol]

but that’s probably cuz of that one jpl fair they throw up

[crisp dragon]

My friend lives in Pasadena and when I mentioned caltech he was so confused and thought it was a state school lmao

[dawn ridge]

can u show me the acceptance letter this year

[jovial otter]

@obtuse fossil got in

[bronze peak]

Show proof

[hazy patrol]

bruh 😭

[native seal]

no

[jovial otter]

W

Oh so lying

[dawn ridge]

y'all i wanna see the acceptance letter 😭

[crisp dragon]

Gatekeeping acceptance letters 💀

[dawn ridge]

like i wanna see if it was different from last year

[wild needle]

Okay so update: it seems like they really did let very few people in and are planning on admitting off the waitlist because my college counselor sent me this: I spoke with the CalTech person yesterday. You should join the waitlist. They expect to take from it and she specifically said she hoped to be calling you to invite you off it.

[dawn ridge]

if y'all still got the confetti or not idek

[hazy patrol]

tbf i only knew because of the jpl fair thing

[knotty lantern]

He seems like he's kidding lol

[jovial otter]

Oh

[knotty lantern]

Just like I said I got in

and yall thought i did

[jovial otter]

@bronze peak

[knotty lantern]

dog I got waitlisted by my safety school

[bronze peak]

this looks like a rejection 💀

[dawn ridge]

wtf

so mid compared to last years one

[jovial otter]

Fr

[faint dome]

How big is the freshmen class like 250 or smth

[hazy patrol]

i haven’t been on the reddit in ages i just stay on the discord now

[dawn ridge]

230

but ye

[muted pewter]

Not the portal astrology being correct 💀

[halcyon stone]

No way they’ll even waitlist at all considering how overenrolled it is

[vague galleon]

1 acceptance is actually insane

[spring yew]

wait was 4thony an athlete or smth i.e recruit in other colleges ?

[bronze peak]

Probably

[spring yew]

why

probably

caltech doesnt do athletics

[halcyon stone]

Caltech doesn’t do athletics lol

They had a 13 year losing streak in basketball

💀

[twin python]

someone here got in they didn't do the poll tho

[bronze peak]

LMFAO

CALTECH POOPY CACA FARTY BURP THROWUP MOMENT

[spring yew]

its 4thony

go to celeb area

[twin python]

another one

[spring yew]

oh

👀

[twin python]

@slow haven

[obtuse fossil]

guys im not active sorry

[slow haven]

Sup

[faint dome]

Do they even recruit athletes 😭

[halcyon stone]

Yeah Caltech genuinely only admits the nerdiest ppl on earth 💀

[faint dome]

Do they even do sports LOL

[tropic kraken]

WWW yes

[bronze peak]

You an athlete

[rare bronze]

Hiiiii Ruby

[tropic kraken]

@dawn ridge mat mat mat guess what

[slow haven]

Wild accusations

[rare bronze]

No

[twin python]

do the pinned poll

[tropic kraken]

WB TUBBA

[marble tartan]

guys this state school really loves rejections for some reason

[slow haven]

How do i do that on phone

[tropic kraken]

make sure to react!!!

[minor pier]

the beaver confetti is so silly

[rare bronze]

What are u surprised I’m here

[bronze peak]

TUBBA

[slow haven]

I lowk did not think id get in

[bronze peak]

MY PAPI

[dawn ridge]

Are you planning to commit?

[spice sandal]

first bloodbath 😈

mit soon 😈

[bronze peak]

Oh dg

[marble tartan]

their beaver hella goofy

[spice sandal]

then ivy day bloodbath….

[obtuse fossil]

idkkk we'll see

[slow haven]

Both beavers this week

[minor pier]

fr

[obtuse fossil]

i need to go on a visit and see if i like it

[halcyon stone]

Wrong msg mb

[tropic kraken]

scared asf dg

[twin python]

did yall watch the beaverheimer video

[tropic kraken]

penn or bust

[spring yew]

congrats btw! can u dm stats or if u were athlete 👀

[spice sandal]

can you do my sql hw for me query master

[halcyon stone]

Where’s the poll

I can’t find

[spring yew]

💀

[slow haven]

Pinned

[tropic kraken]

pins

[crisp dragon]

Damn my friend got into caltech wow

[obtuse fossil]

tbh my stats arent even that good i think my essays carried

[slow haven]

Same

[twin python]

so did mine

[dawn ridge]

my stats weren't that good either

lmfao

[slow haven]

I submitted research

[dawn ridge]

ye

me too

[obtuse fossil]

oh i didn't but

[slow haven]

Surprised u didnt get in tbh

[obtuse fossil]

i did like the snippet of your life thing

[halcyon stone]

Apparently the mobile app is dogshit and buries pins into like 3 menus

Found it tho

[tropic kraken]

yup

@dawn ridge matttt

[dawn ridge]

what's good

[tropic kraken]

guess what

[crisp dragon]

She had connections with an AO

[dawn ridge]

what

[tropic kraken]

I am uc bound!!!

[dawn ridge]

LETS GO

[ionic ingot]

Does anyone know what percent of applicants get waitlisted?

[dawn ridge]

WHERE

[twin python]

bruh how

[dawn ridge]

WAIT WHAT

[tropic kraken]

TYY

[dawn ridge]

UR UC BOUND?

HOLD UP HOLD ON

[tropic kraken]

I GOT INTO UCD AND UCI HONORS YESTERSAY

[bronze peak]

GG

[dawn ridge]

OH WHAT THE FUCK

[hazy patrol]

YOOO MY FRIEND GOT IN 🔥🔥🔥

[dawn ridge]

CONGRATULATIONS

SO PROUD OF U

[tropic kraken]

THANK YOU!!!

[dawn ridge]

I TOLD U SO BTW

[tropic kraken]

TY TY

[dawn ridge]

I GOT WAITLISTED FROM UCI LMFAO UR JUST BETTER

[tropic kraken]

YOU DID I ACTUALLY MADE IT IN

[tropic kraken]

NAH THIS WAS YIELD

[bronze peak]

I am scared for Stanford

[dawn ridge]

AHH THIS IS GREAT

[tropic kraken]

f stanford!

[dawn ridge]

GOOD FOR U

[bronze peak]

Congrats Ruby

You will be living the California dream

[tropic kraken]

I'M SO EXCITED JUST NEED UCLA AND PENN AND I'M DONE

[tropic kraken]

i alr am love ca !

[dawn ridge]

niceeee

i think u will clutch ucla lowkey

[tropic kraken]

manifesting them both

[tropic kraken]

if I do i will be so happy

[tropic kraken]

how are your transfer apps going btw

[spring yew]

how many internationals got in

👀

like 30?

[crisp dragon]

It really isn’t about what you know but who you know damn

[spring yew]

lol

[slow haven]

Ur cracked bro

[tropic kraken]

congrats to all the caltechers built different

[spring yew]

+n for infinitely large postitive n

[tropic kraken]

I am not mathy enough for this one sorry 😭 still at calc bc

[dawn ridge]

i mean i wait for decision now fr

[dawn ridge]

only 2

[tropic kraken]

when are they coming

[obtuse fossil]

guys everyone has a chance i got into caltech but waitlisted at irvine 🤣

[tropic kraken]

stanford '27 fr

[dawn ridge]

idek tbh

[knotty lantern]

3 including me

[tropic kraken]

irvine is so silly

[dawn ridge]

stanford my biggest opp

[tropic kraken]

dang that's so rough

[dawn ridge]

if i don't get in its okay

[obtuse fossil]

mine too.

[dawn ridge]

did u do rea?

[rare bronze]

Why didn’t you tell me Ruby

[tropic kraken]

they will accept you and be like "where did we go wrong the first time"

[median blade]

Caltech is trash

[tropic kraken]

sorry tubba i forgot 😭 congrats on uva btw

[obtuse fossil]

yeah to stanford

[civic yarrow]

does anyone have a pickture of the waitlist letter for caltech i just want to see what it looks like

[obtuse fossil]

but rejected

[median blade]

Dude there’s a guy that spreads misinformation about UCLA

[rare bronze]

I@didnt

[median blade]

And says they hate it

[tropic kraken]

my friend got jeff and my cousin is going

[tropic kraken]

huh

[median blade]

I’m gonna do it for Caltech

[tropic kraken]

f stanford fr

[bronze peak]

PoopyNalgasTech

[tropic kraken]

i also got rejected

[median blade]

💩 tech

[crisp dragon]

If anyone wants to see the acceptance letter (from my friend not me because I’m bad lol)

[hazy patrol]

hope usc does this

[median blade]

Dude it’s so cringe

Caltech trying to “portray their values” makes me want to RIP MY HAIR OUT

[crisp dragon]

She knew an admissions officer bro

That’s how she got in

[tropic kraken]

they will trust

[rare bronze]

Someone misinformed

[tropic kraken]

I will reject usc if they accept me don't want to go to that L school

[rare bronze]

That I got in

[median blade]

who

[rare bronze]

I got waitlisted from VTech

[hazy patrol]

pretty sure they still have to be mad smart tho no?

[tropic kraken]

eddie said you told nim to tell mods you got in

[marble tartan]

6.4% acceptance rate in this chat go off guys 🎊 🎊

[tropic kraken]

WWW

[median blade]

oh ur friend

i didnt realize ur the one that sent the pic

[tropic kraken]

higher than caltech's actual acceptance rate

[marble tartan]

wait i did it wrong its actually 4.5%

still W 🎊

[crisp dragon]

Yeah she’s smart but her not too extraordinary ecs or anything, I knew her and it was mainly the ao who pushed her application

[bronze peak]

Ahhh nepotism

[median blade]

Wonderful

[hazy patrol]

one man’s trash is another man’s treasure

[median blade]

Sooo wonderful

[sage star]

Waitlisted

[rare bronze]

No I meant like cause Ik grac got accepted to UF and I’m guessing she had a big party so I wanted one when I got in

[median blade]

the portal astrology was right 💀

[crisp dragon]

Like she also had barely any stem experience, but congratulations nonetheless

[median blade]

bro wtf

did she just personally know an ao

out of nowhere?

[minor pier]

wild 💀

[median blade]

or was it from CUC/some other event

[crisp dragon]

She went to CUC

Yes

[median blade]

…………….

[crisp dragon]

And then from there she got the AOs number or whatever

She got deferred early round

[median blade]

holy rizz

[crisp dragon]

Fr

[sage star]

So far i have not been rejected anywherre

That streaks boutta break itself in 5 days

[median blade]

MIT is a bit of a formidable school

I’m so done

I just hope I get into UCLA

[bronze peak]

@sage star you’re like the mace windu of a2c

[spice sandal]

this sounds very much like you’re trying to minimize the accomplishments of your friend which is not something good friends do !!

[bronze peak]

Idk if anyone has ever told you that

[sage star]

Wdym

[bronze peak]

Cracked

[sage star]

Like i die?

[bronze peak]

Wise

Sexy

No

[median blade]

LOL

LOOOOL

[minor pier]

bald

[sage star]

💀 that i am not

[median blade]

I don’t think he’s bald 🤔

[spice sandal]

it is very hard to be happy for other ppl while you’re still going through the college admissions process but lets not say ppl got in because they knew AOs 😊

[bronze peak]

Don’t you have like a medal in something

[crisp dragon]

My bad I’m not trying to undermine her accomplishments, she’s pretty smart but just trying to say it’s not like she was out of this world so it’s to give others hope for their other apps

[spice sandal]

and fyi if people really do know AOs well the AO is obligated to recuse themself from discussions 😯

[median blade]

guys im gonna block caltech’s email

they can cry that they missed me fr fr

[spice sandal]

yeah you should do that

and unfollow on insta and linkedin and everything

[bronze peak]

Careful they’re still in the 80s you’ll shut down their entire system

[spice sandal]

their loss 🤷‍♂️

[median blade]

LOL

[knotty lantern]

Deserved

[median blade]

Caltech is FINISHED

[knotty lantern]

Shouldn’t fuck with me

[median blade]

obliterated

demolished

[limber warren]

I didn’t check my application status for CalTech

[knotty lantern]

Ong if cmu rejects me I’m going ham

[median blade]

flattened

[limber warren]

Because I know I got rejected

[knotty lantern]

That AO is getting bullied

Ong

[neon nacelle]

Rejected :/

[median blade]

FR

[knotty lantern]

Like that AO is legit being obliterated

[spice sandal]

who what

[knotty lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/square-up-fight-me-wsp-gif-19415631

[bronze peak]

Lmaooo

[spice sandal]

did some AO say smth

[knotty lantern]

Ima bring in micro wrestlers to beat they ass up

Micro Tiger and I gonna

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-fight-mouse-cat-hit-gif-17312376

[jovial otter]

Someone needs to give you a link I think

Link to the poll

[slow haven]

I figured it out thx

[native seal]

no im just not going to dox myself lol

[native seal]

yeah ill give it to you

[limber warren]

YOU GOT IN!?