Brown University (2023-2024)

[rich mist]

and i do not like parties

so i will be a nerd 💀

[mystic meteor]

ye i do not like loudass place

• i don't like alcohol

i like chilling at home with like 1-3 friends

[vestal lava]

naurrr that’s so cute we should be friends

[mystic meteor]

🙂

Bro

[vestal lava]

how solid was that impression

1-10

@mystic meteor

Why not

[vestal lava]

You already are

[mystic meteor]

like

hmm

it needs more rs

ngl

lol

the "naurrrrrrr" also tends to be its own message

essentially, the feel is a little bit off

i think the words make sense, though...? 🤔

yeah i think the main thing is that the "naur" tends to have more "r"s and that it always resides in its own message @vestal lava

6.8/10 the issues are minor but noticeable

[vestal lava]

hmm

[mystic meteor]

only 68% because it feels wrong when you send that 💀

[vestal lava]

lemme try again

[mystic meteor]

honestly probably more like 78%

[vestal lava]

NAURRRRRRR

[mystic meteor]

the caps are reserved for real emergencies

[vestal lava]

that’s saurr cute let’s be friends <3

[mystic meteor]

LMFAO

[vestal lava]

ah shit i forgot the !!!

[mystic meteor]

real

[vestal lava]

true

[mystic meteor]

do you feel like

a little bit off writing that

💀

[vestal lava]

yeah

i dont think i could ever say this myself

even if someone held a gun to my head

[mystic meteor]

it takes a certain kind of person

respect tho if u can say it

[vestal lava]

im not nice enough

[mystic meteor]

fr

only the supernice ppl can send/say that ngl

[vestal lava]

hmm

or the pretenders

[mystic meteor]

🤨

r u going to cosplay the "naurrrr"-sayers

[vestal lava]

nah nah

i would rather go on perm lose streak than do that

[mystic meteor]

damn

i just played vs jax

worst fucking experience

cchamp is so disgusting

[vestal lava]

in wr or pc

[mystic meteor]

pc

[vestal lava]

dudes broke cancer in both

prob*

[mystic meteor]

thank god champ has strong early ok midgame insane lategame

i played

rengar top into jax

🙂

you can imagine how that went

[vestal lava]

oh

yeah

[mystic meteor]

when he cancels my entire kit

[vestal lava]

gg

[mystic meteor]

i shit on him level 1 bc im just

better

and then he had tp

🙂

game over

[vestal lava]

joever

[mystic meteor]

i should take tp into that lane ngl

fucker just abuses my ass if i dont

it's ok tho he just rolls me

at one point he just 70-0'd me 0 counterplay

[vestal lava]

did you win the overall game at least

or nah

[mystic meteor]

yueah

[vestal lava]

ok wroth then

[mystic meteor]

the jax started inting into our ez/brand so

i got fucking farmed though

[vestal lava]

i see

[mystic meteor]

jax disgusting champ

at first he's op sustained fighter

[vestal lava]

ye late game broken

[mystic meteor]

then he becomes a fucking assassin for some reason at level 9

when he maxes his w

and then he becomes both lategame

riot games

incredibly mobile

incredibly tanky

has aoe cc

good burst

incredible sustained damage

builds sustain

[vestal lava]

riot brain

[mystic meteor]

i play rengar so im not really allowed to speak but like

jesus fucking christ

i'm pretty sure jax is worse ngl

rengar is just more obnoxious to a certain champ pool

namely adcs since even mages are 3.3k hp 180 armor these days???

and some adcs are just tanky for some reason so seems ok

miss me with that bullshit "rengar oneshot op" shit only works if i'm ahead asf

[vestal lava]

hey

this is brown chat

keep it on topic

[mystic meteor]

im sorry father

[vestal lava]

nerd

[mystic meteor]

i shall go do weed and be happy

[vestal lava]

avg brown applicant/student

[mystic meteor]

im having the filthiest cookie of all time

It's on-topic because it's brown.

[vestal lava]

what flavor

[mystic meteor]

mf is over an inch tall

double chocolate

[vestal lava]

that’s not a cookie bro

that’s a cock

[mystic meteor]

it was called a -

Oh

Okay 🙂

[vestal lava]

hmm wait

[mystic meteor]

I apologize for my abuse of the term "cookie."

[vestal lava]

lemme rephrase that

actually

i donf know how to say it any better

[mystic meteor]

i dont know how to say it any worse

how is that a cock bro

[vestal lava]

shortened version of cookie

but bigger

[mystic meteor]

bro...

well

you might be right

fuck

[vestal lava]

like think about it

🤔

[mystic meteor]

no you're right

i concede

there's literally no other way to say it

no better no worse

[vestal lava]

🤝

[mystic meteor]

but yeah uhhh

this cock tastes pretty good!

[vestal lava]

ayo

[mystic meteor]

: D

it got me bringig out the milk fr

wait

bro i stfg

LOL

[vestal lava]

🤨

[mystic meteor]

like

chocolate goes well with milk

but

🙂 ok my bad

[vestal lava]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[mystic meteor]

i tried

to be a normal person

but calling cookies cocks makes it kind of hard i won't lie

fundamental flaw

[sly yacht]

Same

[mystic meteor]

3 might be too many ngl

[sly yacht]

💀

[mystic meteor]

m,aybe 1-2

[sly yacht]

3-4 is perfect number

for me

5 stack

lol

[sly yacht]

Shocker

@vestal lava u play league?

What elo

[sly yacht]

????

[sly yacht]

This is a wild statement 💀

[mystic meteor]

mad?

that cock was good

[sly yacht]

How good was it

[mystic meteor]

very rich and decadent

[sly yacht]

Damn

[mystic meteor]

paired very well with milk

ngl

[sly yacht]

I want some fr

give it to me

[vestal lava]

wtf

[vestal lava]

nah

I take no responsibility for the messages sent in this thread over the past few hours

O7

[mystic meteor]

wrong channel

gg

[vestal lava]

No, we can’t exchange monitors

[fiery night]

Um

Do I need to go look at those messages

[vestal lava]

Nope

[fiery night]

I’m very concerned for you

[vestal lava]

What did I do

[hidden heart]

everything

[wide thicket]

who is this about

the impersonation

also no

i have never smoked weed (not yet)

but i am willing to try

actually i wrote a piece on cannabis legalization

read it yall:

https://www.brownulr.org/blogposts/examining-the-historical-disparities-in-cannabis-related-legislation-and-illuminating-the-ongoing-struggle-for-medicinal-legalization

subtle extracurricular flex teeeeeeheeeeeee

[vestal lava]

isn’t it obvious

[vestal lava]

I wish I could

[vestal lava]

no self doxing allowed cat, youre getting banned

👋

[lament moat]

[hidden heart]

cat nice

doxxed yourself

[lament moat]

sylviaaaaa

do u like cats or dogs better

[hidden heart]

hmmmm

probably cats

but i also love big dogs

[vestal lava]

good answer

[hidden heart]

i don't like small dogs

[lament moat]

so ur in love with cat is what im hearing

[hidden heart]

💀

she's literally a copycat

copying my concentration choices

[lament moat]

imitation is flattery

[hidden heart]

true

[lament moat]

me too

[hidden heart]

i am flattered

[lament moat]

my pfp

[hidden heart]

no ew.

[lament moat]

doggo so cute

[hidden heart]

labradors

and huskies

[lament moat]

hehe

Guess the dog breed

[hidden heart]

she's not my type

fortunately for her

[lament moat]

😭😭😭

[hidden heart]

hmmmm

labrador husky mix?

[lament moat]

😩

[wide thicket]

guys im pretty sure i have accidentally sent my actual home address

[lament moat]

nope

[wide thicket]

to this server before

[lament moat]

😭😭😭

[wide thicket]

im sure i will live

[hidden heart]

wtf

oh right

[wide thicket]

GUYS READ THE ARTICKE

[hidden heart]

52nd floor or something

[wide thicket]

I SPENT SL MUCH TIME ON IT WTF

[hidden heart]

no

it's literally christmas eve

[wide thicket]

WHY???????

does it look like i gaf????

[hidden heart]

currently delivering gifts to underprivileged children

like you

[lament moat]

golden retriever st. bernard mix

[hidden heart]

oh oki i thought maybe golden retriever

[wide thicket]

it’s also my birthday eve

well

[lament moat]

SHES SO CUTE

[hidden heart]

oh

happy birthday dummy

[wide thicket]

26th 👍🏼

[lament moat]

that’s my papas birthday

are u my papa

[wide thicket]

only the coolest people ever are born December 26

[lament moat]

so true

[wide thicket]

was he also born December 26 2004

[lament moat]

erm

[hidden heart]

mao zedong

[lament moat]

i’m 06

[hidden heart]

[lament moat]

so that would be REALLY awkward

[wide thicket]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[hidden heart]

lmfao nice cat

are you a maoist

[wide thicket]

also 26122004 there was a huge natural disaster

[lament moat]

ur the antichrist

[hidden heart]

was it because you were born

[hidden heart]

i know my birth caused a massive earthquake that killed 75000

oh shit

💀

[wide thicket]

i had 225,000

[hidden heart]

cat are you 06 or 05

[lament moat]

💀

[hidden heart]

*04

[wide thicket]

are you dumb

[hidden heart]

damn you're old

[wide thicket]

yeah im 04

[hidden heart]

old

[wide thicket]

i know

[hidden heart]

boring old

[lament moat]

are u flexing

[wide thicket]

04 is so much better

[lament moat]

ur kill counts

[wide thicket]

mei we are superior

[hidden heart]

she's born on 1226

[lament moat]

☹️

[wide thicket]

even number years

[hidden heart]

let her have her killcount moment

[lament moat]

i’m 06

[hidden heart]

don't think she's surpassing the lb for 1226

[wide thicket]

yaurrrrrree

[lament moat]

💪💪

[wide thicket]

05 is such a gross year

[lament moat]

my partner is 07

[wide thicket]

THIS IS CRAZY

I CHOSE IT FIRST

IVE ALWAYS BEEN PHILO LIT ART

HELP

[wide thicket]

ur the star not them babes

[hidden heart]

i declared it back in grade 10

suck it up

[wide thicket]

bitch

you want to be me so bad

[hidden heart]

in fact i knew i was gonna be on this path since i was 5

so you're literally copycat

[wide thicket]

no

yk luck was impersonating me earlier

[lament moat]

help

[lament moat]

help

i want him to go to brown

[hidden heart]

huh seems like mao is the only 1226 famous person i know

[hidden heart]

meh

50m is enough

cat not surpassing that

[wide thicket]

LOOK AT THIS BS

[hidden heart]

naurrr that's so cute

[wide thicket]

awwwwww <333 do yk if he’s gonna apply

[lament moat]

i think so 😢 but prob not attend

[hidden heart]

we need more felines on campus

especially tigers and lions

[lament moat]

meow

[hidden heart]

the only tigers we get are tiger moms

[lament moat]

tiger balm

[wide thicket]

we have someone called the second

with a plural

do you know him

[lament moat]

[hidden heart]

what

[lament moat]

cat or sylvia

does brown have a pottery club

[hidden heart]

yes

[lament moat]

does brown have any public arts clubs

[vestal lava]

that was a solid as fuck imprison though

you can’t lie

[hidden heart]

think so!

if not you can always just go to riosd

risd

[lament moat]

yippee!

[vestal lava]

It’s brown

[lament moat]

do either of u guys know abt sports scene?

[wide thicket]

THERES A POTTERY CLUB???

[vestal lava]

Those are the 2 clubs they most definitely have

[wide thicket]

oh my golly gee i wanna go

i wanna make some cute stuff for my room

[lament moat]

let’s all go together

[wide thicket]

or make a bunch of stuff and break it as stress relief

[wide thicket]

yesssss <3333333

are you into pottery?

[lament moat]

i’m into exploring it

i don’t have any experience

[wide thicket]

imma be real neither

that’s what the club is for :D

[lament moat]

does brown have any badminton

[wide thicket]

when i read it i was gonna say ur copying me by putting ‘auuu’ into words but then i realized u were actually trying to be me

[hidden heart]

yes

[wide thicket]

yes!!!!!

[hidden heart]

naurrrr

[vestal lava]

Do you play?

in hs

[vestal lava]

I was bored ok

I don’t actually want to be you

I couldn’t do that

[wide thicket]

i know

[vestal lava]

you’re saurrr smart

[wide thicket]

what happened to losing a mario cart

[wide thicket]

not smart just lucky

[vestal lava]

bro I got cooked

[lament moat]

No

[vestal lava]

and I was actually trying too

[wide thicket]

as you should

[vestal lava]

badminton is really fun

[hidden heart]

mario caurrrt

[lament moat]

my bf plays

and i’m competitive

and i want to beat him

[vestal lava]

good

[lament moat]

IN THE TAME

GAME

[hidden heart]

you ain't beating a trained player 💀

[wide thicket]

oh my god when i was at my friends christmas party we played the mario board game video game thing and i lost by 1 point it was devastating

[lament moat]

he plays for hs

[hidden heart]

unless you've trained too

[wide thicket]

sylvia ur friend S beat me

[lament moat]

at jv

[wide thicket]

by one point

[hidden heart]

why we talking about s

[lament moat]

i played for a summer a few yrs back

[wide thicket]

it was so heartbreaking hearthsattering heart wrenching

[hidden heart]

i love him but this conversation is nauurrrt about him

[wide thicket]

bc i lost to him at a game and luck did that too

[lament moat]

but i played vars tennis for 4 yrs

[hidden heart]

same!

[lament moat]

so really

my ego can carry me

[hidden heart]

oh okay nice

[lament moat]

(joke)

[wide thicket]

i was talking to luck

[hidden heart]

this server really is filled with asians i guess

[vestal lava]

ye

[lament moat]

we’re all asian

[vestal lava]

like 1/3 or 1/2 is asian people

[wide thicket]

OH WERE ALL ASIAN???

[lament moat]

i’m chinese

[wide thicket]

guys we are family

[frank sequoia]

thats so real, and I don't look forward to having weed anyways, is brown bad

[wide thicket]

no

[vestal lava]

no

[frank sequoia]

ah

[vestal lava]

lmao

[hidden heart]

bad with weed yes

[wide thicket]

guys im gonan go to sleep can someone just read my article

i put so much work into it

[frank sequoia]

what

why

how

[vestal lava]

how much will you pay me if i read it

[wide thicket]

i won’t pay you it will just make me really really happy

[vestal lava]

hmm

[mystic meteor]

im korean

[vestal lava]

sorry, can’t do it

[mystic meteor]

🐸

[wide thicket]

:(

[hidden heart]

a lot of people who use weed

so

[vestal lava]

wait

[hidden heart]

and dorms smell horrible at times

[vestal lava]

you ripped the profile picture from harvard crimson

🤨😵‍💫

wait not the profile picture

the header of the article

The logo

[wide thicket]

im so tired

what’s happening

[hidden heart]

go to sleep

tf

[vestal lava]

go to sleep

[wide thicket]

what does it mean

[vestal lava]

ill read it and summarize for you tomorrow

[wide thicket]

guys i need you guys to explain stuff super clearly when im tired

[hidden heart]

skill issue

[wide thicket]

imgonna cry

[hidden heart]

true

[vestal lava]

this is my vocab

woah | harvard

[mystic meteor]

ayo wtf harvard

🐸

[lament moat]

yes link

[hidden heart]

transfer

duh

[mystic meteor]

true mb

[vestal lava]

🔥

[mystic meteor]

🐸

[hidden heart]

nah

[mystic meteor]

defected from the more chad schoool...

[wide thicket]

https://www.brownulr.org/blogposts/examining-the-historical-disparities-in-cannabis-related-legislation-and-illuminating-the-ongoing-struggle-for-medicinal-legalization

[mystic meteor]

but ok...

[hidden heart]

i changed it temporarily so i can act pretentious as hell

[wide thicket]

mei you are a real one

[mystic meteor]

🔥

[vestal lava]

..

[hidden heart]

harvard history department sucks though

compared to yale

[mystic meteor]

WAUGH did u write this

[vestal lava]

how do you know?

[wide thicket]

yes maam

[vestal lava]

you been there?

[mystic meteor]

wtf im not literate enough for this

but it's amazing

i think

[vestal lava]

hop on wr

[wide thicket]

wait i actually did take it from the crimson

oh

that’s wild

[vestal lava]

u love harvard saurrr much

[mystic meteor]

pls im trying to

[wide thicket]

i was just searching for weed illustrations

[mystic meteor]

be a human rn

[lament moat]

law 😩

[wide thicket]

yessssssssssirrrr!!!

[lament moat]

pre law 😩

[hidden heart]

i asked my historian teacher in hs

who knows like quite a number of good historians

and we compared harvard and yale departments

yale is much stronger as of right now in terms of historian resource

[vestal lava]

hmmmm

sounds fake

[hidden heart]

hmmmmm

sounds salty

[vestal lava]

hmmmmm

skill issue

[wide thicket]

this is literally fan behavior

we are better than this

we can have our own identity beyond the other ivies

[hidden heart]

oh i did this back in grade 12

before ea

[wide thicket]

ohhh

ok👍🏼

[vestal lava]

your true self lives with harvard

i know

(i was there)

[wide thicket]

u love to advertise harvard only because you saw me advertising brown

i know what you are

[vestal lava]

anti-brown propagandist

?

[wide thicket]

where are you from

tell me rn

[mystic meteor]

im not going to lie i can't even focus for long enough to read the title of the article

i've been trying for like 4 min

im ngmi

luck right fr.

[vestal lava]

ye

[wide thicket]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[vestal lava]

you’re ngmi

lol

[wide thicket]

WAIT

[hidden heart]

harvard supremacist

[wide thicket]

THATS SO FUNNY

HELP ME

AKA UR SUCH A SWEETHEART

[hidden heart]

go to sleep fucker

[mystic meteor]

im literally sobbing

it's so hard im so illiterate

[wide thicket]

i will send you a voice recording of me reading it to you

all 2000 words of it

[vestal lava]

wtf

[wide thicket]

what

[hidden heart]

que

[mystic meteor]

i made it

[hidden heart]

ngmi

[mystic meteor]

oh

mb

🫡

[hidden heart]

yeah sorry

another day

[vestal lava]

ill send you summarized copy aka

O7

if you can’t read that one either

then ngmi

[hidden heart]

what school would sylvia plath go to in the modern world?

i've always thought brown

but maybe she chooses smith or wellesley

[vestal lava]

idk who sylvia Plath is

[wide thicket]

ur saurrrr cute

[wide thicket]

writer

[hidden heart]

poet

[wide thicket]

most notable works include the bell jar

amongst others

[hidden heart]

yall really only know the bell jar

wtf

her poems >>>>

[wide thicket]

IM SO SORY.

may i be vulnerable

[hidden heart]

her poetry is literally better than bell jar

[wide thicket]

i have never read her poems

[vestal lava]

lady lazarus gaps tho ngl

[mystic meteor]

ok i read it i think

[hidden heart]

why is that such a common thing in modern teenage girls

like

[vestal lava]

that was quick

[hidden heart]

identity crisis

[wide thicket]

HOW DOES HE KNOW?

[hidden heart]

agreed but didn't you not know sylvia plath a second ago

probably by favorite poem

*my

[vestal lava]

fr?

lucky guess

[mystic meteor]

idk if i really read it i am half comprehending the language

[hidden heart]

what

[wide thicket]

Sylvia did you know luck wears eyeliner

@hidden heart

[hidden heart]

i think he's hot

[wide thicket]

LUCK

Sylvia is flirting with you in the brown university 2023-2024 channel

[vestal lava]

Ok

[hidden heart]

cool

[wide thicket]

harvard ass response

[hidden heart]

sorry i'm not emotionally available for a relationship

you know who is though

cat

[wide thicket]

yall never know what to do when being flirted at

[hidden heart]

she wants you

[lament moat]

help

[hidden heart]

she has told me in person

[wide thicket]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hidden heart]

wat

[wide thicket]

guys i will neither confirm nor deny any statements

[vestal lava]

I think

[hidden heart]

she doesn't want to admit her feelings or deny that she has feelings

conclusion

[vestal lava]

you should go to sleep

[hidden heart]

commitment issues

[mystic meteor]

marijuana is classified as being more dangerous than it actually is (compared to heroin, fentanyl)

some stats to back it up

history of weed being super villified as a weapon against black communities

DEA is fucking trolling or smth and doesnt listen to docs
california is balling and has been for a little bit i think

770 reading/writing btw

[vestal lava]

QED

[wide thicket]

isn’t this a math thing

[vestal lava]

yes

[hidden heart]

yes

[wide thicket]

it means like work done

[vestal lava]

you remember

yes

yes

[mystic meteor]

thought it was just a statement that something has been proven, no?

[wide thicket]

or something

[vestal lava]

yes

[lament moat]

[hidden heart]

do you know what it stands for

[wide thicket]

something latin

[vestal lava]

you got this cat i told you

[mystic meteor]

quod eratus demonstratum or something stupid like that

[vestal lava]

yes

[hidden heart]

yup

[mystic meteor]

idfk what it actually is

[vestal lava]

your memory is saurrrr good

[wide thicket]

quod eratua demonstrat

[mystic meteor]

something like that

do u actually have to know what it is

[hidden heart]

nope

[mystic meteor]

[vestal lava]

yeah, you basically got it

[mystic meteor]

ok

[wide thicket]

thank yaurrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hidden heart]

just a random piece of latin knowledge

[mystic meteor]

lemme go google it

[hidden heart]

yaur gonna go sleep

[wide thicket]

yaur

i am

[mystic meteor]

quod erat demonstrandum

[hidden heart]

yaurn

okay so none of yall conjugated it right LMAO

it's okay latin is hard

[mystic meteor]

bro i cant even conjugate in english

tf

[wide thicket]

i had to take latin

[mystic meteor]

😭

[vestal lava]

idk enflish bro

[wide thicket]

in my old school

[hidden heart]

enflish

[mystic meteor]

he's proving himself right

[vestal lava]

I rest my case

[mystic meteor]

QED fr

[hidden heart]

go sleep yal

[mystic meteor]

i dont have swimming tmrw

i have to stay up while i can

[wide thicket]

QED is the harvard version of something im tryna think

but i can’t rn

[mystic meteor]

no-swimming days are a limited commodity

[wide thicket]

oh my god i use to swim

[mystic meteor]

i wasn't in a bad mood on dec 15 after getting deferred by brown

[wide thicket]

when i was like 9

[mystic meteor]

bc i didn't have to go to swimming that day

[wide thicket]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU GOT DEFERRED?

[mystic meteor]

ye it's lowkey chill im happy

[vestal lava]

higher than me 😵‍💫

[wide thicket]

it’s okay a win is a win

[mystic meteor]

i thought i would get rejected

LMFAO

[hidden heart]

man's getting led on by brown like i get led on by my delusions

[mystic meteor]

toxic relationship 😭

[hidden heart]

exactamente

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WAIT i did not know this was notes on my article help?

[mystic meteor]

i still want brown fr.......

[vestal lava]

hire me bro ill get you into any school @mystic meteor

trust

[hidden heart]

🟤

[vestal lava]

100% success rate

[mystic meteor]

im not boosted like that bro

[vestal lava]

0 downpaumenr

nah

[mystic meteor]

LOL

[vestal lava]

it’s worth

[mystic meteor]

did you just

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daurnpawment

[mystic meteor]

gg sga ;g gp98fg ewyhfp9a 8tyt4g9p38wgu

[vestal lava]

I can’t type bro

[wide thicket]

it’s giving me off the percs

[mystic meteor]

barely hanging on 🫡

[wide thicket]

aka i can see into the future you get in

roll the credits

[hidden heart]

aue9a838fq89h39q

[vestal lava]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-credits-video-game-gif-14466133

[hidden heart]

aka send your school list

i'll do a chanceyou

[wide thicket]

who is this

what show

[vestal lava]

i just googled gif

[wide thicket]

oh….

luck what animes do you like

[mystic meteor]

HIDEO KOJIMAAAAA

[mystic meteor]

erm

[vestal lava]

let me check my list

[mystic meteor]

u can probably guess every school on it ngl

[wide thicket]

myanimelist????

[hidden heart]

send your list

[vestal lava]

anilist

[mystic meteor]

im going to get shamed

[hidden heart]

i will accept and reject you

nah

it's fine

[vestal lava]

i don’t use myanimelist anymore

[wide thicket]

noooooonononononononono

[mystic meteor]

i dont even want to go to like 30% of it

[hidden heart]

8 ivies + uchicago + northwestern + ?

[vestal lava]

harvard is on the list

🔥🔥🔥

[mystic meteor]

LMFAO

[vestal lava]

Wtf

[hidden heart]

that's a big list damn

[mystic meteor]

deathball down mid

[vestal lava]

that’s just all the t20s bro

😵‍💫

[mystic meteor]

yes

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bro is in application hell

[vestal lava]

i only applied 4 places

bro a grinder

[wide thicket]

where

[mystic meteor]

with some LACs because they actually have ✨humans✨

[vestal lava]

Harvard, yale, upenn, and cornell

[mystic meteor]

💀

[wide thicket]

oh my god he applied to cornell and upenn

[mystic meteor]

what was the plan if things went south

[wide thicket]

my only 2 Ivy League opp schools

[vestal lava]

I guess we’ll never know

[mystic meteor]

LOL

[wide thicket]

kanye ass statement

[mystic meteor]

idk my plan is just

im going to morb out on the apps

and have no regrets

[vestal lava]

I got hella lucky

[wide thicket]

ill come fight them with you

[mystic meteor]

✊

[vestal lava]

mmmm, haikyuu, i want to eat your pancreas, a silent voice, erased, aot, and some others are like my favorite favorites

[mystic meteor]

immmmmmm SUCH A FRAUD???

[wide thicket]

Ohmy god

[mystic meteor]

i create new rengar builds on league of legends.....

innovator?

[wide thicket]

💍

@vestal lava

[vestal lava]

yes

[vestal lava]

What

[wide thicket]

@vestal lava

[mystic meteor]

im going to tell them about my eclipse rengar build

[vestal lava]

What

[rich mist]

same

[wide thicket]

💍💍💍

[mystic meteor]

GSIDOGA HDR9AGH WEP98ERWH 9FAEF we are the same

[hidden heart]

Amherst 😔
Brown 😔
Caltech 😭
Cornell 😐
Dartmouth
Duke
Harvard 😔
Northwestern
Princeton 😔
Rice 😎
Stanford
UChicago 😎
UIUC 😎
UMich 😎
UPenn 😔
UVirginia 😐
Vanderbilt 😎
Williams 😔
Yale 😔

[mystic meteor]

WAIT BALLSTATE

[hidden heart]

lmfao ball state

[vestal lava]

What do I respond with

Finger?

[mystic meteor]

is the sunglass acceptance

[hidden heart]

yup

[wide thicket]

i would presume so

[hidden heart]

you two

[vestal lava]

👍

[mystic meteor]

MIFAN DAXUE

[hidden heart]

get married already

and get out of this chat

[wide thicket]

THATS THE WRONG DINGER

[hidden heart]

LMFAO

thought you were korean

[wide thicket]

men are so stupid#

[mystic meteor]

wtf is the man

i am

wo ai mifan daxue fr

[rich mist]

that's just luck

[hidden heart]

kek is also accept

[wide thicket]

this is actually so fire

[dapper mango]

ball state #1

[vestal lava]

There is no ring finger emote

[mystic meteor]

only the middle finger

[hidden heart]

🖕

[vestal lava]

I can give you a middle

[mystic meteor]

discord is opping

[vestal lava]

🖕

[wide thicket]

oh hai moderator friend

[wide thicket]

💍

[hidden heart]

i think your best chances are duke

and northwestern

tbh

[wide thicket]

i think judging people based on their anime taste is really valid

[vestal lava]

nah i think he has a solid shot for all

[rich mist]

my best chance is northeastern state university

[hidden heart]

yeah but i'm just making a prediction

i would just like to mention that nyu waitlisted me

[mystic meteor]

my numbers are near perfect

[hidden heart]

so anything can happej

[mystic meteor]

my ecs and awards are

[dapper mango]

you got columbia in the bag trust

[mystic meteor]

entirely laughable

LOL

[vestal lava]

🤓

[mystic meteor]

im literally a do-school do-video games bot

[wide thicket]

im sso tired

[vestal lava]

go to sleep

[mystic meteor]

true

[rich mist]

wait did you get in

i frogot

forgot

or

got

[dapper mango]

i got deferred

[hidden heart]

cat shut saying im so tired

and go tf to sleep

[rich mist]

damn

rip

[mystic meteor]

what's the is dartmouth about to kill me or smth

[rich mist]

deferred gang

[wide thicket]

guys as an empath im sensing you think I should sleep

[mystic meteor]

deferral clan..

[frank sequoia]

what does this mean

[dapper mango]

brown really said maybe 🫤

[rich mist]

yo wsp my deferred homie

[vestal lava]

you’re saurrr smart

[frank sequoia]

hey

[vestal lava]

go to bed then

[rich mist]

4 deferees in the chat rn

[hidden heart]

no it would despair you is all

[mystic meteor]

lmfao

[wide thicket]

oh my god hi wow i haven’t spokeno you in aasaurrrrr long

[mystic meteor]

i'm alright with not getting in at this point i think

[wide thicket]

okay I sleep

o7

[frank sequoia]

imagine putting a positive emoji for UChicago

[vestal lava]

did you know that if you sleep 7 hours you get better skin

[mystic meteor]

gn take care

[frank sequoia]

it is either academically dangerous or physically dangerous

[mystic meteor]

my heart will def b spasming on march 28th

[rich mist]

i predict brown is intel's safety

[frank sequoia]

could kill you

[vestal lava]

glass skin >>>>>

[mystic meteor]

but like

[frank sequoia]

No

[hidden heart]

he's guaranteed uchicago

[frank sequoia]

Brown is still a reach

[mystic meteor]

i'm not 😭

[frank sequoia]

I am an intl

[mystic meteor]

my friend ED'd uchicago and got rejected

[hidden heart]

brown is a reach for almost everyone lmfao

[mystic meteor]

he's a lab student too

[rich mist]

you a stanford deferee u getting into a t10 minimum

[vestal lava]

🤔

[mystic meteor]

true stanford deferral op

[hidden heart]

all 7 ivies are

[vestal lava]

O7

[hidden heart]

so

[vestal lava]

good night

[rich mist]

intel is just him

[frank sequoia]

Hopefully, but S defer is an insane asspull as domestic chinese

[vestal lava]

🔥🔥🔥

[frank sequoia]

bruh what

[hidden heart]

oh shit where in china are you from

[mystic meteor]

stanford deferral harder to get than cornell acceptance

😂

[frank sequoia]

beijing

[hidden heart]

nice

which school?

[mystic meteor]

you're actually crazy for getting stanford deferral

[dapper mango]

no literally 😭

[vestal lava]

cockrel hate 🤝

[mystic meteor]

cockrell

oh

i just thought about rell from league

it's over

[hidden heart]

doxxing beijinger

[mystic meteor]

this was not the play

[frank sequoia]

Camford Royal School, but if you have actually heard of it I will find a way to congratulate you

[rich mist]

realistically the odds are against you but i'm optimistic for you

i hope u get in

[hidden heart]

i think i know a royal school

[mystic meteor]

i hope we all get in

[frank sequoia]

No shit but I am really proud of my school and I am pretty much the only semi active a2cer here

[hidden heart]

which district

[frank sequoia]

that is Beijing Royal School, which is different

[rich mist]

i'm definitely not getting in bc im too lazy to do the video

[vestal lava]

you gotta let me review your harvard essays bro @mystic meteor

[hidden heart]

oh nvm

[frank sequoia]

😭

[mystic meteor]

bro no they're so shit

[hidden heart]

are you in shunyi

[mystic meteor]

i don't want people watching me shit my pants LOL

[hidden heart]

or changping

[vestal lava]

that’s why i said let me read them mf

[mystic meteor]

man

this is my war fr

let me die honorably

[hidden heart]

i'm also from beijing

[mystic meteor]

🗿

[vestal lava]

ill boost you up

then you solo queue it

[mystic meteor]

im not eloboosted fraud

[vestal lava]

but that’s your name

[frank sequoia]

woooo

[vestal lava]

in game and irl

[mystic meteor]

u right

damn

u didnt have to hit me with the irl part

🐸

but i kind of am

idk how i got this far

[hidden heart]

where's your school though

which district

[mystic meteor]

i often look around and wonder how im unironically alive at the age of 18

[frank sequoia]

Haidian, but the most depressing part of the district

[hidden heart]

oh is it wudaokou

💀

[frank sequoia]

no

[hidden heart]

or huangzhuang

[frank sequoia]

no

[hidden heart]

qinghe?

further north???

[frank sequoia]

Sijiqing

[hidden heart]

oh shit

[frank sequoia]

idk if you can make out of it

[hidden heart]

sihuan wai?

i know where sijiqingqiao is

[rich mist]

ok guys im starting my harvard essays

[frank sequoia]

No, it is outside the 5th ring hwy

just outside it

[hidden heart]

oh shit that's far

[rich mist]

me too

well i hope you guys get in i don't really care if i get in

[hidden heart]

(dunno why i say that when i live near 6th ring now)

[frank sequoia]

climate here is equivalent to climate at cornell

[hidden heart]

beijing is cold this year

crazy hold

cold

[frank sequoia]

now?

[hidden heart]

providence and boston be experiencing 15 celsius a week ago

beijing -13

i was so mad

[frank sequoia]

what

[hidden heart]

i don't know

[rich mist]

i have to manifest all my hope energy for stanford

[mystic meteor]

beijing getting trolled tf

[hidden heart]

it's meant to be like -15 here too

[mystic meteor]

lmfao

[hidden heart]

beijing getting some weird ass weather the past few years

when i was back in the summer it was 42 celsius for a month basically

[frank sequoia]

a2cers across the world be saying touch grass

and I be like no it is really too cold

[hidden heart]

skill issue

okay wait are you guys in that sports league thing

for like international schools

[frank sequoia]

and I touched grass, went up, and found myself unable to type above 50wpm. My normal speed is about 100.

me? no

[hidden heart]

weak

[frank sequoia]

damn

[hidden heart]

no like your school

[frank sequoia]

😭

[hidden heart]

i think you'd know my old school

[frank sequoia]

idk

[rich mist]

the only grass i know of is a restricted topic in this server

[frank sequoia]

no I don't

[hidden heart]

fair

[frank sequoia]

what

[hidden heart]

i went to tsinghua