Brown University (2023-2024)

[frank sequoia]

but these mfers made the why brown 50

[hidden heart]

pretty sure

[wide thicket]

yk i took a photo of S next to one of those posters at 3 AM once

[hidden heart]

💀💀💀

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his ass was NOT amused

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ITS 50 WORDS?

[hidden heart]

y’all with the weirdest decisions

[frank sequoia]

In one sentence, Why Brown? (50 words)*

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ONE SENTENCE?

wait i love writing long sentences

[vestal lava]

run on ahh sentence

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EXACTLY

[frank sequoia]

the others are "what do you wanna learn" "what happened to you" "what do you like to do"

[frank sequoia]

my avg sentence is like 50 words

[wide thicket]

babe are you a creative etiter

it’s giving creative writer core

[frank sequoia]

Anecdotes like these transcend formulae concerning spacetime across timespace into vibrant lives, and the standalone beauty along the principles into the furnished timeline of our inferences of our universe—questions, answers, reasons why we seek explanations and will keep searching.

[hidden heart]

it’s giving run-on sentences vibe

[frank sequoia]

thats a sentence in my "what do u wanna learn" essay for brown

[frank sequoia]

dis 1

[wide thicket]

wait

it’s ‘what do you wanna learn?’

[hidden heart]

huh

[wide thicket]

not ‘why brown?’

[hidden heart]

isn’t it open curriculum why brown

[frank sequoia]

Anecdotes like these transcend formulae concerning spacetime across timespace into vibrant lives, and the standalone beauty along the principles into the furnished timeline of our inferences of our universe—questions, answers, reasons why we seek explanations and will keep searching.

[frank sequoia]

no

its just curriculums

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wait intel06 what is the prompt

for the essay you pasted

[frank sequoia]

this one

[hidden heart]

pretty sure the open curriculum question is why brown

[wide thicket]

what is the prompt

bro

[frank sequoia]

no, I would be asked to get out of here if I write about a genshin club in this prompt

[dapper mango]

there is another 50 word why brown

[frank sequoia]

wait a sec

thats the wrong thing

Brown's Open Curriculum allows students to explore broadly while also diving deeply into their academic pursuits. Tell us about any academic interests that excite you, and how you might pursue them at Brown. (200-250 words)*

[dapper mango]

the open curriculum is 250 words

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LMFAOOOOOOOO

[frank sequoia]

this is the right thing

[hidden heart]

oh okay they changed it from last year then

[wide thicket]

some sht i would do

[hidden heart]

oh that’s also a why brown question lol

[frank sequoia]

the emphasis is the academic

[hidden heart]

they have 2

[lament moat]

[hidden heart]

mei flexing here

[wide thicket]

this is cool but respectfully I still don’t know what you want to learn

[lament moat]

my uncle just offered me a cocktail

[wide thicket]

it’s very broad

[hidden heart]

TAKE IT

CELEBRATE

[wide thicket]

take it babes u got into brown

[frank sequoia]

because this is not the first sentence or the last sentence of any paragraph

[vestal lava]

yeah, did you submit already @frank sequoia

[frank sequoia]

not yet

[lament moat]

no i don’t drink alcohol 😭😭😭

he made me a mocktail tho

[wide thicket]

gotta start training

[lament moat]

it’s blue!

[wide thicket]

just kidding!!!!!

[frank sequoia]

I still haven't do my why brown sentence thingy

[vestal lava]

would you pick brown over Stanford @frank sequoia

[frank sequoia]

to be fair actually yes

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UR ASIAN????

[vestal lava]

ah don’t lie

[lament moat]

LOL

[lament moat]

chinese 🙈

[frank sequoia]

Im not lying

[vestal lava]

ok

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SAMEEEEEEEE

[frank sequoia]

same

[wide thicket]

CHINESE STUDENTS AT BROWN RAHHHHH

[lament moat]

twins 🫰🏼

[wide thicket]

representing the gang gang

[frank sequoia]

a scaled up lac is what I need

[lament moat]

boutta join up CSA

[vestal lava]

1/3 of a2c is asian

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PLEASE DO

[vestal lava]

maybe more

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they give you free egg tarts

[lament moat]

hahahaha

[wide thicket]

at the start of the year

[lament moat]

omg

[wide thicket]

i would’ve gone more but it clashes with one of y other clubs

so sad

[lament moat]

guys u gotta tell me which clubs give the most food and merch

[wide thicket]

babe are you prelaw

[hidden heart]

I haven’t read the rest of your essay but as a word of advice, don’t waste words on these general statements

[lament moat]

pre vet

[wide thicket]

sick!!!!)

[lament moat]

tyyyyy

[wide thicket]

ill let you know if i hear of any pre-vet stuff

[lament moat]

are u pre law?

[wide thicket]

tbf i don’t have any vet friends

but ill keep an eye out

[lament moat]

i’ll be ur first bbg

🙈

[wide thicket]

yessir!!!!!

[hidden heart]

we have a collaboration with harvard on something actually

[wide thicket]

RAHHHHH

[lament moat]

u gonna defend me for my medical malpractice 🙈🙈🙈

[lament moat]

cool!!! tell me more?

[wide thicket]

EXACTLY YOY GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lament moat]

🫰🏼

[frank sequoia]

wow

[hidden heart]

@vestal lava

[wide thicket]

i genuinely wanna be a defense attorney too so

[frank sequoia]

the brown subthread really be talkin

[wide thicket]

i got you babes

[vestal lava]

what

[lament moat]

give me ur card once ur famous

😩

[frank sequoia]

the cornell and stanford subthread is just on topic thats all I can say

[wide thicket]

HAHAHAHAHA A GIRL CAN HOPE

[hidden heart]

tell mei about the brown harvard collaboration of taking care of cat(s)

[vestal lava]

veteran collaboration with brown?

[wide thicket]

boutta become the next coming of Elle woods

[vestal lava]

oh no

oh

[frank sequoia]

this is becoming cat chat 2 with this

[vestal lava]

I don’t know anything about that, sorry

[lament moat]

better see “[cat lastname] and associates” on some massive building someday

[wide thicket]

GIRLLLLLL

YOU WITH VETS

i defend you for whatever you do (because you can do no wrong) and u take care of my pets

FAIR TRADE!

[hidden heart]

I smell corruption

[vestal lava]

you would let someone else take care of your doggo?

surprising

[wide thicket]

well if he ever needs surgery or anything yes

im afraid of blood and all that

so imma need the professionals so step in

wby and ur cat

[vestal lava]

i don’t think she’s fond of the idea

plus i highly doubt anyone could take care of my cat better than me

[wide thicket]

SOOOOOOOOOOO GORGEOUS

[lament moat]

luxury pets

[wide thicket]

she is genuinely the most gorgeous cat ive ever seen

i won’t say most gorgeous pet because i have favoritism but

[wide thicket]

he’s so cute

[wide thicket]

<3333

[lament moat]

🫰🏼

[frank sequoia]

cat chat 2

[lament moat]

i lowkey want to also do pet grooming on the side 😂

cut and blow dry

[meager raven]

i was deferred ED and just spoke on the phone with a brown student who went to my HS

and i fell in love over again but that’s okay

i have a little paragraph of my loci to write about that lol

[wide thicket]

omg ur that really nice person

im so sorry you got deferred but please keep in mind brown doesn’t defer a lot!!

one of my best friends was deferred and then got in

actually 2 of them

deferral means there’s admissions officers willing to fight for your spot

[vestal lava]

that’s one way to look at it

[frank sequoia]

good lord Brown is just really stanford but friendlier

and Cambridge university but american

(not cambridge mass)

[wide thicket]

how is brown like cambridge wtf

[frank sequoia]

uh actually thats a bad analogy I take that back

uh

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yeah

[frank sequoia]

uh

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an attempt was made though!

[frank sequoia]

I am 50 words from being done with brown supps

[vestal lava]

Rahhhhh

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hey i say that

[frank sequoia]

cat

cat chat

[vestal lava]

we* say that

[wide thicket]

i saw that.

[vestal lava]

we saw that

change your vocab cat

[wide thicket]

never.

[vestal lava]

ok later

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where are you going

[vestal lava]

gym

[wide thicket]

IN THE BREAK IS CRAZY

but bai have fun

[vestal lava]

well, im not gonna sit here and do nothing

[frank sequoia]

asd

[vestal lava]

bye

[wide thicket]

hahahaha

oh

my bad i guess?

ah got it

lmfao

yes

im a freshman

well yeah im gonna verify myself soon but i do go

ohh

i didnt know people did that

but no im not one of them

[mystic meteor]

i fucking lied
idc about anything else this is the real reason i applied

[wide thicket]

real!!!!!!

i love it here so much

will defend brown to the grave

i kinda feel bad for them

college applications becomes some people’s entire lives

and they base their entire self worth on it

[mystic meteor]

[wide thicket]

it’s the fault of high school culture

not really the person

also it’s the persons family pressure a lot of the time, especially first and second gen immigrant applicants

[mystic meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/omegalu-liguess-omegalul-twitch-emote-sadge-gif-20577467

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i know i felt it from my mom

[mystic meteor]

idk my parents used to rag on at me about it

and then i think they realized im taking it too hard and now the roles are reversed

[wide thicket]

she didn’t even want me to get into a top school necessarily, i just felt anything that wasn’t the best was disappointing the tens of year she put in to get me into a good high school

[mystic meteor]

i cant break out of the mindset

[wide thicket]

it’s hard to just say ‘if you lived your life for you, everything would be fine’

the entire point is they can’t choose that

its external pressure that becomes your entire sense of self

[mystic meteor]

i dont know how to leave the mindset

i've been locked into it for so long

when i was nine i made a remark to my classmate about trying hard so i could get into harvard

[wide thicket]

i get how you feel

[mystic meteor]

and it was the most natural remark on the planet

[wide thicket]

when i opened my brown letter i was crying i just didn’t wanna make my mom sad

[mystic meteor]

i cant remember the last thing i've done that wasnt to sate my video game addiction or for college apps

[wide thicket]

and when i got in i was mainly happy for her

[mystic meteor]

i have lived for this for so long

[wide thicket]

im really sorry about that

[mystic meteor]

and i dont jnow how to let it go except to sate the hunger

[wide thicket]

i would tell you to not place your self worth on things you can’t control but

[mystic meteor]

i know in a year it'll be fine

[wide thicket]

i know it’s hard to get out of it

[mystic meteor]

but i dont know how to break out of it now

[wide thicket]

but yeah you need to remember you will be fine whatever happens

i promise

[gilded haven]

u got this!

[mystic meteor]

thank you 🫂

it's

well

it's comforting to know the work will be done in a few weeks anyway

💀

[wide thicket]

omg congrats

on brown!!

[mystic meteor]

PURPLENAME ENJOYER

[wide thicket]

i was banned when ED came out but hey im here now

[mystic meteor]

💀

the return

[iron sandal]

got my acceptance packet nice @hidden heart

they sent no merch tho…🤨

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we got a hat

and a fanny pack

[iron sandal]

last year?😭

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mhm

hat with class of ‘27 written on it

so yk it’s rare

[iron sandal]

mine better be delayed fr

did it come with the actual packet or after?

😭

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unfortunately it came with the packet

so

[iron sandal]

NOOO

was it a box bc mine was just an envelope

[wide thicket]

that’s super good for you! congrats you broke out of it

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oh

[gilded haven]

ty!

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actually i kinda forgot

the hat was white though which sucks

wish it was brown fr

[iron sandal]

my brother got a hat and glasses two years ago now they send me nothing smhhhh

[wide thicket]

oh ur brother goes?

[wide thicket]

also glasses is crazy we did not get that

[iron sandal]

yep

[iron sandal]

it was cheap sunglasses so dw💀

[little snow]

broke AF

[wide thicket]

merch is merch

[wide thicket]

i might know them

[iron sandal]

and I have none😭

[wide thicket]

brown is only so big

[iron sandal]

he’s sophomore

[wide thicket]

every freshman basically already knows each other

[wide thicket]

no i know

u said 2 years ago

[iron sandal]

OHHH

yeah

😭

[wide thicket]

hehe no worries

@iron sandal what are u majoring in?

[iron sandal]

planning to do CS or one of the CS combined majors like CS and APMA

but also I have the open curriculum so I’ll definitely branch out!

[wide thicket]

cool!

apma people are always cool

[iron sandal]

might have to unenroll tho after they sent no merch

I feel betrayed

[frank sequoia]

what is apma

[iron sandal]

Applied math

[wide thicket]

hahaha

yeah

u get some free stuff

when u get there

but the hat with ur grad year is so fire

[iron sandal]

or I could go broke at the bookstore😭

I’m already in RI so lowkey might go soon

[wide thicket]

oh yeah

[wide thicket]

u live in RI?

if so have you ever been to tiverton or woonsocket cuz i got mad friends there

[iron sandal]

yep!

[iron sandal]

I’ve been to Woonsocket to get my drivers permit😭

but I live like 20 mins from Brown

[wide thicket]

sick

u live a dream

my friend is currently on a 40 hour commute back to india

[iron sandal]

ouchhh, ik some of my brothers international friends just stay on campus over break

[wide thicket]

yeah a lot did that in thanksgiving but because christmas break is a month

i feel like most people prefer to go home, also because at this point they wouldn’t have seen their family in almost 5 months

[iron sandal]

yeah but a few that I met don’t have the best situations going on in their home countries so they don’t have a choice🫠

[wide thicket]

oh yeah

that’s why i said ‘prefer to’ ^-^

[iron sandal]

also I see at as both a dream and not for a lot of reasons😭

[wide thicket]

i have a friend from palestine so yeah he can not go home

[iron sandal]

but ik I’ll be happy at Brown

[wide thicket]

yay!!! most of us are happy

i for one am very happy

i love it here

[iron sandal]

I also know all the local spots that I can gatekeep🙃 LMAO

[wide thicket]

BRO DONT GATEKEEP

i was lucky because one of my best friends lives in RI and he has a car

he took us to see a constellation viewing point

a clear sky spot

it was so wonderful

[iron sandal]

I unfortunately don’t have a car yet😭 but Prov is very walkable at least

I feel like there’s always a lot of RI students at Brown for some reason tho

[wide thicket]

welllll yeah kinda

[lament moat]

[wide thicket]

if I’m not mistaken it’s because brown is obliged to accept more students from some RI high schools

at least that’s what one of my friends from RI at brown told me

it’s the same with cornell and ithica NY

cornell accepts so many students from ithica high school it’s absurd

[iron sandal]

hmmm really? I’ve heard that rumor but not sure how true it is

one thing my brother told me is that a lot of the professors live in Providence obviously so if they have kids they just send them to the private schools around Brown and they already have a big boost which gets them in

could be a mix of both tho

[wide thicket]

im pretty sure it has to do with taxes

but yeah the professor thing is real

[wide thicket]

one of my professor’s kid goes here

[iron sandal]

atp I’m not gonna think about it much bc I’m still in ahhhh😭

[wide thicket]

rhode island

[iron sandal]

Rhode Island

[wide thicket]

our motherland

lowkey i love Rhode island i wanna go to Newport so bad

brown is in Rhode Island !

[iron sandal]

yes it’s Harvard…

[wide thicket]

yeah!!! soak in ur acceptance babe you deserve it and congrats again <3

[iron sandal]

oh yeah the beach towns are pretty nice, butttt very lacking in diversity💀

[wide thicket]

it’s a nice place

one of brown’s pulls for me was the location

it was one of the main reasons i chose it over Columbia

in ED

hahaha

[iron sandal]

yes fr Columbia wishes they had a Thayer street

[wide thicket]

LMFAOOOOO

columbia is in manhattan

[iron sandal]

it’s in NYC, but more north so not like Times Square

[wide thicket]

i live in manhattan

i don’t want to go to school where i live

[iron sandal]

…

oops

[wide thicket]

SORRY

[iron sandal]

LMAO

[wide thicket]

well I feel like it’s different for you

in the most respectful way possible money wasn’t really a problem for me

im sorry

it’s the same with my friend at brown from ithica NY, he could easily have gone to cornell but didn’t wanna go to school where he lives

i would say high upper middle class

so yeah idk

ok maybe

idk

[iron sandal]

don’t ask that💀

[wide thicket]

yeah it was an odd question imma be fr

[iron sandal]

I’m proudly poor tho I’m a questbridge kid😭

[wide thicket]

RAHHHHHHHH

I LOVE THE QUESTIES

YALL ARE ALWAYS THE SWEETEST

[iron sandal]

I DIDNT EVEN MATCH WITH BROWN THO… they didn’t match me but then accepted me through ED two weeks later when I moved my app

😭😭😭

[wide thicket]

yeah my friend lives in the princeton town

but he didn’t wanna go there for the same reasons

well he’s in summit New Jersey so an easy commute

[iron sandal]

still considered a qb kid tho ahhhh

[iron sandal]

I’m ngl Princeton the town seems reallyyyyy boring

[wide thicket]

babes ur still a questie forever

[wide thicket]

yeahhh

[little snow]

currently writing princeton supps i do not need this energy thx !!1!

[iron sandal]

part of the reason why I love Brown so much, bc it’s not a large city like Columbia or UPenn, and not in the middle of nowhere like Cornell or Princeton

[iron sandal]

😭😭

[wide thicket]

bro exactly my reasoning

it’s literally the perfect college town

it’s perfect

in my humble opinion

if you wanna go to a big city, boston is a 30 min train ride

[little snow]

dartmouth always being forgotten

[wide thicket]

if you wanna go to a reasonably big city, you can take a 10 minute walk downtown prov

[iron sandal]

oh yeah if maps weren’t a thing they’d go missing

[wide thicket]

and if you wanna stay on the cute little campus you can

mhm

30-40

[wide thicket]

no because where even is dartmouth

what’s NEU

[iron sandal]

yeah I definitely feel that, but there’s a lot more struggle that comes with it before all the college stuff💀 feel like some people also blame us for supposedly being pity accepts😂

[wide thicket]

oh i see

[hidden heart]

no fanny pack or shirt or hat?

frame the acceptance letter!

[iron sandal]

NOTHINGGGG

[wide thicket]

pity acceptance is crazy

the questies are the most hardworking people i know

[hidden heart]

oh they've been treating the ed applicants worse than last year so far

i don't know if this is a trend

[iron sandal]

feel like it’s a coping method at some point, but blaming us poor kids is crazy😭

[hidden heart]

are they sending you 7 emails a day at least

[wide thicket]

yeah no

[iron sandal]

nope but I did set up my brown email

[wide thicket]

they’re just mad because they had more resources and opportunities and STILL fumbled

[hidden heart]

yeeeesss now start bothering the admission office starting jan 7

[iron sandal]

might just walk there myself to ask for that hat😭

[hidden heart]

32-24=8

[hidden heart]

bookstore stuff is not worth it (speaking as someone who bought quite a bit of stuff there)

[iron sandal]

I went test optional tho ahhhh

[hidden heart]

wait till the free stuff comes out

on campus

[wide thicket]

what i said ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[hidden heart]

or

[wide thicket]

babe i got a 1290 on the sat so

i feel you

[hidden heart]

lady i do not believe you

the ENGLISH SECTION??

[wide thicket]

unfortunately it’s true

[iron sandal]

gotta get at least one champion brown hoodie tho…

😭

[wide thicket]

i got 790 on english section 👍🏼

[hidden heart]

oh my god

your math

[wide thicket]

i can’t do math

[hidden heart]

[wide thicket]

i genuinely can’t do math

people say it for fun but I can’t

[hidden heart]

apologies to hear that

[wide thicket]

i don’t even know how to do quadratic formula stuff

[hidden heart]

oh no people can't do math at all it's true

[wide thicket]

don’t be sorry

i don’t ever plan on doing it

apart from physics 220 next semester

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[iron sandal]

exactly why Brown is amazing bc you never have to take a math class if it’s not in ur concentration😭

[wide thicket]

yeah i didn’t know anything below that too

[wide thicket]

exactly <3333

my friend gaslighted me into taking intro to astronomy tho

[hidden heart]

x equals to negative b plus or minus the square root of b square minus four times a times c all over two a

[wide thicket]

next semester

he’s gonna tutor me

[hidden heart]

treat it like an english sentence

[wide thicket]

so it’s fine

[hidden heart]

and everything makes sense

[wide thicket]

respectfully no

[hidden heart]

i think

i dunno how math works 💀

it just makes sense

[wide thicket]

real

[wide thicket]

oh

stlvia have you taken logic yet

for the phil req

[lament moat]

[hidden heart]

nope

i heard it's math

[wide thicket]

it’s linguistics math

[hidden heart]

so i'm somewhat excited for mathematical proofs

hell yeah

[wide thicket]

i have to take it fall next year

[hidden heart]

only behind cornell out of the ivies

[hidden heart]

same

[meager raven]

it is not! i live there

[wide thicket]

it’s good

[meager raven]

cutest little town

[hidden heart]

that is not what my friend who also lives there tells me lmfaoo

[wide thicket]

do yk summit New Jersey

[meager raven]

i love nj

[meager raven]

yes i do!

[hidden heart]

about the same as harvard i think if not better

[iron sandal]

yes but for bored college students with low attention spans?😭

[wide thicket]

my good friend he lives there

[hidden heart]

harvard engineering isn't that special

[meager raven]

there are so many cute restaurants, cafes, etc

[hidden heart]

it's in the middle of nowhere though

maybe because i'm a city girl

[meager raven]

yes and there are a lot of towns nearby.. the shore etc

nj is great

[meager raven]

it isn’t!

[hidden heart]

it is

[wide thicket]

i wanted to go to rutgers

if i didn’t go brown

i would’ve applied to Rutgers

[meager raven]

maybe compared to new york, but it really isn’t in the middle of nowhere

[hidden heart]

i lived in a place surrounded by nothing for 4 years and princeton somehow still disappointed me

[iron sandal]

idk I just feel like I’d get bored after the first semester or two as you’d have seen everything

[hidden heart]

reason why i didn't end up applying

[meager raven]

maybe. it’s not a city; it’s a town

in a suburb

maybe it’s because i’ve lived in central jersey my whole life, but i love it

[wide thicket]

that’s literally most college towns though imma be real

[meager raven]

i think there’s plenty lol

[wide thicket]

unless it’s in a city

[hidden heart]

boston and chicago and new york are the only places not like that tbh

[meager raven]

and new orleans!

[iron sandal]

definitely why I preferred a school in a more urban area😭

[hidden heart]

UIUC stem is definitely worth

[wide thicket]

Ivy League connections got me my first job

[wide thicket]

New Orleans is my favorite place in America

i would never ever get bored there

[hidden heart]

nepo

[meager raven]

i’m here now actually:)

[wide thicket]

i made 60 dollars in 2 hours

[meager raven]

love it.. in the winter*

[hidden heart]

NEPOTISM

BOOOO

no she's not sociable

• someone who knows her irl

[wide thicket]

im an introvert just sometimes extroverted

[hidden heart]

jk she's pretty sociable and liked

she's popular

[wide thicket]

‘and liked’ is crazy

[hidden heart]

https://tenor.com/view/wicked-glinda-popular-gif-5123920

[wide thicket]

bro

that isn’t even real

[hidden heart]

cat is liked

and well respected in our philosophy class

[wide thicket]

what can i say

i love everyone

[hidden heart]

because she brings wonderful little conversations to everyone

and offers intriguing ideas

[wide thicket]

IS THIS SATIRE

[hidden heart]

no this is like teacher's comments

[wide thicket]

all i did was spread hate

[hidden heart]

on report cart

[wide thicket]

the first time i met you

im so sorry about that btw

[hidden heart]

wait what

[wide thicket]

when i was shitting on the republic

[hidden heart]

huh

oh

yeah

not forgiven

[wide thicket]

i was going through something.

[hidden heart]

still disappointed that you didn't actually read the material

[wide thicket]

i was reaping my own consequences

of not doing a single reading

[wide thicket]

IM SO SORRY

in hindsight i should’ve

bro how did i skip every reading and get 100% and you actually did the readings and didn’t

[hidden heart]

and disappointed that you care more about the grade than the learning 😔

[wide thicket]

that’s insane

[wide thicket]

i am prelaw

i need a 4.0

[hidden heart]

because i didn't focus on the nitpicky details but was focusing on the bigger ideas

[wide thicket]

you can do both

they’re not mutually exclusive

[hidden heart]

and i didn't try to memorize everything but reconstruct arguments

[wide thicket]

wait im gonna go check if i passed social psychology

[hidden heart]

bro i read the materials speeding through 60 pages in 30 minutes like everytime

[steep wasp]

guys omg i love this school sm

[mystic meteor]

💀

[wide thicket]

ok it’s not out

[steep wasp]

wtf is this brown pls accept me already???

[mystic meteor]

[hidden heart]

which is why i hate when teachers turn them into exams

[wide thicket]

MY FRIEND IS IN THAT OMG

[hidden heart]

wtf is this

[mystic meteor]

sad and alone down bad evenings

[wide thicket]

brown matchmaking club

[hidden heart]

can i get matched with someone

[mystic meteor]

lmfaooo

[wide thicket]

how have you never heard of it

[mystic meteor]

😭😭

[wide thicket]

bro is bitchless

[hidden heart]

idk i don't have a social life and i'm single forever

[hidden heart]

yeah so?

i'm like

[wide thicket]

u have friends

[steep wasp]

IS IT FUN

[hidden heart]

known to be bitchless

[wide thicket]

i see you have friends

[hidden heart]

yes i do

[steep wasp]

now i really wanna go to brown

[hidden heart]

LMFAO rip

[wide thicket]

WELL I HAVE NEVER PARTAKEN BUT

[steep wasp]

!!!

[wide thicket]

it seems cute <3333

[steep wasp]

awww

[wide thicket]

MY FRIEND IS IN THIS

they made little bracelets

[hidden heart]

this is not

it

[wide thicket]

at an event

[hidden heart]

they're a cult

[wide thicket]

bro

hating on taylor is giving not a girls girl

don’t do that

[steep wasp]

THATS SO FUCKING CUTE

[hidden heart]

i don't hate taylor

i hate the new age fans who are literally cult members

[iron sandal]

I hate Taylor

[steep wasp]

swifties are a cult is a known fact tell me something i dont know smh smh

[mystic meteor]

it's ok rachmaninoff clears

[wide thicket]

i saw you exchanging ur gifts with E that was so cute

[hidden heart]

i'm an old school fan kinda

[hidden heart]

true

i was listening to variations on paganini lately

and

[wide thicket]

idk who that is

[mystic meteor]

rach when one of his hands are large enough to envelope my entire skull

[wide thicket]

why are so many people in this world called ethan

[hidden heart]

nba size

[mystic meteor]

fr

[wide thicket]

ohhh

yeah she’s not a girls girl for that

[mystic meteor]

this guy grabs not one ball but two balls with one hand

wait

LOL

💀

that sounds a little diff from the basketballs i had in my imagination

[hidden heart]

swifties is a group orchestrated with propaganda to convince young women (and men) of an inaccurate depiction of real world and social order and use it to achieve political goals in the future

not completely but that's a general thesis i think has some truth to it

[mystic meteor]

[wide thicket]

what is bro yapping about

it’s literally just music

that’s cute

[hidden heart]

no it is not

[mystic meteor]

until they prove it

[wide thicket]

😭😭😭

[mystic meteor]

[hidden heart]

modern celebrities are literally headfigures of cult of personalities

it's concerning

[wide thicket]

and what

that’s me and kpop

[mystic meteor]

laugh at this user,

[hidden heart]

and that's a problematic relationship obviously

[wide thicket]

i willingly partake in it

[hidden heart]

and that's the problem

duh

[wide thicket]

bro

[hidden heart]

not very philosopher

[wide thicket]

is against people liking celebrities

[mystic meteor]

wtf is going on 😭

[hidden heart]

no but i'm against them taking it too far

[wide thicket]

my friend and i are going to target next week to get kpop albums

[hidden heart]

that's fine

but tracking every possible detail of an artist's life and etc is very problematic

[wide thicket]

i had a stan page with 7000 posts

[hidden heart]

oh goodbye

[mystic meteor]

7000

[wide thicket]

most people don’t do this with taylor actually they just follow her love life and stuff

[steep wasp]

see this is why i wanna go to brown where else will you find people who psychoanalyze women singing about love

[wide thicket]

yaur

[hidden heart]

they do though i have fanatical friends

[mystic meteor]

that is

built diff fr.

[wide thicket]

good for them actually

i support

[steep wasp]

oh def

[hidden heart]

tbh i'm weird

and the nerds here think i'm too nerdy

so

[wide thicket]

yeah…

[hidden heart]

do you think i'm too nerdy

[mystic meteor]

has there ever been 'too nerdy'

💀

[steep wasp]

no

[hidden heart]

i literally write romantic poetry and play hockey

[wide thicket]

ermmmmmm

[mystic meteor]

what does it mean

[hidden heart]

i take it as a compliment tbh

[mystic meteor]

HOCKEY nvm ur too nerdy....

[wide thicket]

ur def something

[hidden heart]

it means i have outintellectualized people and they are unwilling to concede

😎

[wide thicket]

my first impression of you was Z saying you were really smart

[hidden heart]

z is biased

[steep wasp]

awwwww

sylvia you are a slay

[hidden heart]

awww ty!

[steep wasp]

im applying to brown bcuz of you

[hidden heart]

apply for yourself! do things for yourself

[wide thicket]

by what

[hidden heart]

but direct your goals for larger purposes

[hidden heart]

biased positively towards me

[wide thicket]

from what

[mystic meteor]

i have decided to get myself ahead on life by applying to dartmouth and developing a drinking problem early in life

[steep wasp]

no as in im applying because i really like everything about brown including the community which includes people like you and cat bcuz you both seem pretty darn cool

[mystic meteor]

happy ppl r kind of based it's true

habby

[hidden heart]

cat is cool agreed!

[hidden heart]

interactions and our friendship probably

i find that people usually either really like me or hate my guts

i'm a polarizing figure

[mystic meteor]

you should become a politician fr

🫵😂👍

[hidden heart]

philosopher queen

hmm

i dunno i don't want power

[mystic meteor]

i mean

[hidden heart]

i want bitches

(not really)

[mystic meteor]

i'd trust u being in office more than a bunch of psycho pedos in office

💀

[hidden heart]

oh i know i'd do a better job

[mystic meteor]

change da world

[hidden heart]

but being a politician doesn't give you real power

you're a puppet for the interest of the party

unless you run as independent

[mystic meteor]

down with the government.

[hidden heart]

but that requires building a cult of personality basically

or at least public imaging

[mystic meteor]

small price to pay for salvation 💀 save this eternally damned world fr

[hidden heart]

as someone who values authenticity over anything else

[hidden heart]

i'm trying to do that through changing the education system and through my literature/poetry tbh

[mystic meteor]

🙏

[hidden heart]

i'm convinced that nothing, law or medicine or politics or etc can save the world at this point and it requires fundamentally changing the way a (every) person thinks

[mystic meteor]

im sad knowing my precious underclassbros in the swimming team will undergo the same college app process im doing rn

change da world for them fr

[hidden heart]

because everything is rooted in how the general people perceive the world- if that doesn't change then nothing will change

[mystic meteor]

yes

[steep wasp]

dont be a politician be THE politician

[hidden heart]

changing the appearance of things going well won't make it last, only if you cause a root change

[steep wasp]

omg i love that

[mystic meteor]

but how to change that fundamentally?

[steep wasp]

do you publish your poetry somewhere

[hidden heart]

nope but i can share!

i probably should start publishing i'm just not happy with my works for too long

[hidden heart]

change the way people think

from sheeple to people

[mystic meteor]

i dont see how one can hope to save such widespread damnation

[steep wasp]

i'd love to read some!

[steep wasp]

lol me

[hidden heart]

will dm!

also would love to see your works!

[steep wasp]

in 10th i went on a publishing spree and spammed lit mags

did i get published? yes. do i hate everything i've published? also yes.

[mystic meteor]

you'd need a lot of resources and influence to be able to build educational infrastructure, no?

[steep wasp]

ok but i hate everything i've published the only thing i moderately like rn are my college essays

i could send you my common app LOL

[mystic meteor]

and even then there will be bastards constantly pushing back against the teaching of critical thought

[vestal lava]

for some reason, every philosopher or writer i have met in this server happens to be from this thread

[mystic meteor]

is it winnable

[vestal lava]

no

unwinnable

go next

[mystic meteor]

so what do we do then

no next planet

[vestal lava]

well

there is nothing we can do

[mystic meteor]

must make the enemy team throw

[steep wasp]

because brown is the liberal arts school

[mystic meteor]

and then 1v9 comeback

so how do we 1v9 comeback

[hidden heart]

that works hahahah

[vestal lava]

did you early here

[hidden heart]

i did a lot of creative writing for my common app

[vestal lava]

does enemy team have a yasuo?

[mystic meteor]

why do you know that champion

[steep wasp]

no im applying rd

[mystic meteor]

?

[vestal lava]

lucky guess

[mystic meteor]

never make fun of me for playing league again.....

u have clearly played b4...............

[vestal lava]

nah

[mystic meteor]

fraud............................. i spit

[vestal lava]

i played mobile version

It doesn’t count

[mystic meteor]

nah wtf

get out

💀

wild rift player

[vestal lava]

I don’t have a pc bro

[mystic meteor]

is rengar in wr yet

[vestal lava]

he’s been in it

[mystic meteor]

oh

i played briefly on launch

[vestal lava]

but I don’t play it much anymore

[mystic meteor]

do you like rengar

🙂

[vestal lava]

I just do customs with my friends from time to time

[vestal lava]

well

considering you’re a Rengar main

ill say yes

[mystic meteor]

oh

[vestal lava]

but idk I don’t play him

[mystic meteor]

i thought you were going to say no after that initial clause ngl thank you

🫡

[vestal lava]

o7

[mystic meteor]

he's uh

something special for sure

[vestal lava]

yeah just like you

[mystic meteor]

there's a famous clip of a french adc player getting oneshotted by rengar in 0.1s and screaming

[vestal lava]

sounds about right

[mystic meteor]

nvm 0.01

[vestal lava]

heads or tails

[mystic meteor]

https://youtu.be/yW_st2H2Y2Y?si=Xwm4rxikToyC3mNK

tails

[vestal lava]

oh

ok

[mystic meteor]

?

did i fuck up

[vestal lava]

i will read the chats in this channel then

[mystic meteor]

Oh

[vestal lava]

heads was dip

[mystic meteor]

🙂

i picked tails because rengar has a tail

🙂🙂🙂🙂

[vestal lava]

yeah

you’re ngmi

[mystic meteor]

i am normal fr

[vestal lava]

too accurate

[vestal lava]

🤔

[vestal lava]

they just take a lot of people from NY in general, it’s practically a safety school at this point

[vestal lava]

apply Harvard

im doing something similar

https://datamatch.me

[steep wasp]

damn

trust harvard kids to make love into a cs project

[vestal lava]

im on the team so technically you know

i could theoretically

tweak the algorithm

to match you with whoever you want

O7

[steep wasp]

still

[wide thicket]

guys

I PASSED SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY

IM SHAKING

[steep wasp]

omg slay

[wide thicket]

THANK YOU

[vestal lava]

rahhhhh

[wide thicket]

im s/ncing the class

[meager raven]

yay!

[vestal lava]

good job

[wide thicket]

it means i just have to pass

not taking it for a grade

[meager raven]

im proud of ya

now we can breathe??

[vestal lava]

it’s the most optimal way according to the algorithm

O(1) solution

[wide thicket]

thank you so much ur so sweet

[iron sandal]

do you have to decide before the grade comes out?

[vestal lava]

you have to decide when you register for the course and can switch to letter grade within the first 4 weeks of the semester

[mystic meteor]

video gaming

also damn u rly read the entire chat

im sorry bro

💀

[vestal lava]

nah you’re good

[mystic meteor]

was it at least fun

[vestal lava]

kinda relatable tho

yeah

[mystic meteor]

does it get better once you go to college

[vestal lava]

it could for you, i just have a unique situation

[mystic meteor]

[vestal lava]

welll maybe not unique

but i have a situation

so yeah

lol

[mystic meteor]

gg.

💀🤝💀

i think league of legends will make it a lot worse

do you want to run an experiment on this hypothesis

🙂

[vestal lava]

what’s in it for me

[mystic meteor]

ummm

rengar

[vestal lava]

deal

[mystic meteor]

🙂🤝🙂

[vestal lava]

O7

[iron sandal]

ohhh interesting

[mystic meteor]

truly one of the mutualistic agreements of all time

[iron sandal]

what’s better a C or Satisfavtory😭

[vestal lava]

Satisfactory

[wide thicket]

yes

you have to decide like 4 weeks into the semester

i almost didn’t snc social psych

would’ve gotten a C or B

[wide thicket]

S

they don’t have to know if you got a S with an A, B, or C

but a C is just a C

[mystic meteor]

💀

[iron sandal]

do you ever find out or nope

[wide thicket]

well yeah

you know how you did

you get to see your score for every assignment and exam

[iron sandal]

ik my brother said failing is better than a C bc it doesn’t show up on ur transcript if you fail

but good to know

[vestal lava]

what’s your brother majoring in

[wide thicket]

that’s true

[vestal lava]

im assuming not premed or pre law

[wide thicket]

but if you fail more than 2 classes you need to take 5 classes in upcoming semesters

to get enough credits to graduate

i had friends this semester ourposefully not take the final so that they could fail themselves

instead of getting a C

grade strategies are crazy

[vestal lava]

that’s smart

real intelligence

[rich mist]

no I was literally writing an article about this and then I got lazy and forgot about it

[rich mist]

sylvia we would be best buddies

[gilded haven]

why would u choose to take a class for a letter grade

[lament moat]

[wide thicket]

people only pass/fail classes that they’re taking for fun

that don’t contribute to their major

unless it’s just a really hard class

if you’re applying to grad school they will see every class you pass/fail

so you don’t wanna pass/fail anything relevant to your major or what you wanna do after college

[gilded haven]

gotchu

[hidden heart]

COME TO BROWNNN

[vestal lava]

we’re brown students of course we’re nice

we’re brown students of course we’re high every day

damn i just got deja vu from that message

i have definitely been here before

[iron sandal]

PLME is overpowered for that tho😭 can pass/fail every difficult class and ur still going to med school

good luck!!

[vestal lava]

goose you’re doing cs?

[wide thicket]

yep!

one of my good friends is a PLME princess

he technically just has to pass

everything

and he’s still going to a top med school

babe good luck yeah

if u need any advice with anything at any point lmk!!!

awww that sounds so cute!

just wondering are u applying for anything english related?

[iron sandal]

the YouTube ones had me thinking I had to create a whole movie😭

I just talked in front of a phone and showed a few pictures💀

[wide thicket]

that’s what most people do 👍🏼

don’t let youtube fool you

caution if you take neuro10

that is a whole premed weeder class

my friends fought for their lives imma be real

yeah.

please do ^-^

[iron sandal]

LMAO

[wide thicket]

that was insane

i remember seeing that

[iron sandal]

he was just bragging

lowkey

[wide thicket]

it was really bad though imo

[wide thicket]

it wasn’t even bragging it was just super pretentious

like someone trying to be authentic

[iron sandal]

the Spanish was so bad too😭

[wide thicket]

i remember at one point he sang about how he did stuff with women in stem

the way he phrased it just gave me the ick

[wide thicket]

wait are we talking about the dude who did the rap

[iron sandal]

I think he ended up at Northeastern

[iron sandal]

yeah

[wide thicket]

good school 👍🏼

[iron sandal]

he added a Spanish part in there

[wide thicket]

oh i see

forgot

[iron sandal]

Brown better

Always

🙃

[wide thicket]

real!!!!

💟

[iron sandal]

omg also he had a whole bit about helping his elderly neighbors😭😭😭😭

[wide thicket]

yeah…i remember that

it was all just

so artificial

and impersonal

but trying to be super authentic

[iron sandal]

I lowkey messed up at the end of my video but kept it bc I was lazy

[wide thicket]

hey if it worked it worked

nobody has to know u messed it up

[iron sandal]

trueee

[alpine pecan]

@wide thicket heey cat what are you studying at brown? (if youre ok with answering ofc)

[vestal lava]

cs and math

[alpine pecan]

ohh cs

[vestal lava]

hey guys

you should apply to harvard

[alpine pecan]

how good is astronomy there?

[vestal lava]

very very good

there’s a giant telescope on top of the science center and you can see the stars with it

[alpine pecan]

ommmg

[heady root]

what are your thoughts on professor avi loeb

ive heard mixed things

both sides

like hes a crackpot astronomer

or hes onto somethn

[alpine pecan]

are you studying there?

[vestal lava]

i go to brown

i have friends at harvard though

[mystic meteor]

🙂