Brown University (2023-2024)

[mystic meteor]

that's a W

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okay good

now get off

and do fun

[mystic meteor]

it was fun

💀

it was fun because i was nice

and it felt good knowing that i was being nice

🙂👍

kindness is in short order and if you have a wealth of it you're worth a lot i think

If I can not be a dick while being mad asf on League, I can not be a dick anywhere. :meditate:

Resistance training.

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lmfao

that's pretty true

video games used to be the only place i tilt

then i stopped

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idk i think the league is fine as long as i'm an ok person on it and i don't like

9-5 it

Indeed, I will 8-6 it.

[bold agate]

hi would anybody be open to helping me wit my 1 sentence why brown? :0 tryna see some new perspectives...

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sure im down!

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!brown

[rugged karma]

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not brown results being on my moms birthday

it was 20th last year smh

[bold agate]

Tysm! Just sent u a dm ^^

[somber oasis]

My friends ED comes out on his birthday 😭😭

Imma go on a nature hike and open mine

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How are you gonna have internet lol

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Happy early birthday to your friend

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And to your mom

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U play league?

Whatt elo

[somber oasis]

I can find a spot that has a little usually it works

[sly yacht]

Is it close to ur house

what r u gonna do if u get in

[somber oasis]

If it doesn’t work im honestly fine with that I don’t even want to open it anyway

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Lol

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Yeah kinda close I live in the woods

I’ll yell or sm

Run a little

Do a dance

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Good luck haha

I didn’t apply to brown yet but hopefully that’s me for my early

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brown ed is scaring me

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What’s your major again

I don’t if I asked this already haha

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Huh

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environmental studies

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unranked rn

[stiff nexus]

yeah heard it was cuz of a staff passing :(

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ye

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how long u been playin?

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on and off for like 2-3 years

[sly yacht]

gotchu

[vestal lava]

🤔

[mystic meteor]

the logic checks out4

[vestal lava]

i mean

[sly yacht]

It’s true

[mystic meteor]

if ur not a dick when ur super pissed and there are 0 real-life repercussions for being a dick

[sly yacht]

^

[mystic meteor]

why would you be one when there are repercussions and you're not that pissed

like unless someone runs your pet dog over or smth

genuinely extraordinary circumstances can overtake league-pissed

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🤔

[mystic meteor]

but im p sure the average thing like "oh this guy kinda trolled me a little in class today" won't make you more pissed than 19-game loss streak

[sly yacht]

Exactly

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didn't happen to me btw^

didn't lose 19 games in a row

🙂

[vestal lava]

mhm

[mystic meteor]

idk if it actually makes sense

think it might

idfk

[sly yacht]

I’m not even affected by much anymore

Cause of what I’ve seen in league

I just do not care 💀

Nothing hurts the same

[vestal lava]

i think

you both should touch grass sometimes with the new skills you have acquired

[sly yacht]

I do

I haven’t played a game in a while

[mystic meteor]

i live in the concrete jungle

💀

where's the grass

[vestal lava]

figuratively touch grass

[mystic meteor]

no im tired

[hidden heart]

please go touch grass

[hidden heart]

hi would you like to help me

[dapper mango]

omg same

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yurp

[wide thicket]

sure!!! what do u need help with

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UR PFP IS SAUR CUTE

[mystic meteor]

thank you 🐸

[wide thicket]

can u send it to me

[mystic meteor]

it's an album cover

🐸

probably not the highest-quality version of it out there

[wide thicket]

for what album

im gonna send itt o my friend because he has headphones like that

[mystic meteor]

lol

it's called "seven'th color" by yuiko

[wide thicket]

ok kewl thanks babes

[mystic meteor]

this one is higher res i think

🐸

[wide thicket]

oo thanks!!!

mwah

[mystic meteor]

👍

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i need help with getting this bitch off a2c to study for her finals

:(

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA

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okay write my commonapp

[wide thicket]

wait are we meeting tomrrow btw

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for transferring to harvard

[wide thicket]

ok bet

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yeah we are

[wide thicket]

am i getting 5 million dollars in cash first though

cuz thats part of the deal

[hidden heart]

hmmmmmm

i will bring that to you after you get me into harvard

or you can always rob z

idjk

looks rich to me

[wide thicket]

HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

im pretty sure he is.....

[vestal lava]

how about this

we exchange essays

you write mine i write yours

[wide thicket]

luck i'll write urs!!!!

[vestal lava]

[sly yacht]

Can you write mine too

[vestal lava]

how much for

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luck is applying to brown

[wide thicket]

u have to be my serf forever

thats the price

[hidden heart]

LMFAO

rip

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hmmm

ill considrr it

cause these prompts do be long asf

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@vestal lava why you applying to brown

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wdym

[vestal lava]

wdym

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Aren’t you at harvard

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because harvard <<<<<<<<<<

obviously

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exactly

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no?

he goes to rutgers

[sly yacht]

What

[wide thicket]

i love rutgers

[vestal lava]

nah

[hidden heart]

cat you can't steal my peasant like that

[wide thicket]

LUCK HAS BEEN MY PEASANT

[vestal lava]

hhuh

😐

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What’s going on here @vestal lava

[wide thicket]

@vestal lava tell me im right

please

[vestal lava]

😐

[mystic meteor]

big H student walks into brown domain and gets deleted

colorized

[hidden heart]

showing the harvard inferiority

[vestal lava]

i think this is one of the times you are not speaking facts

[sly yacht]

I hope i get Harvard early

Otherwise I’m a brown repper

[mystic meteor]

💀

fake fan

[wide thicket]

btch

so brown is a side piece?

we dont want u

[sly yacht]

[wide thicket]

go to harvard sub

[vestal lava]

he a real one

[mystic meteor]

real one for harvard

why is he here

💀

[wide thicket]

mhm...

[hidden heart]

we rejecting you

[sly yacht]

NOO

[hidden heart]

anyone who wouldn't choose brown over harvard shouldn't be here tbh

[vestal lava]

well tbh, i dont know why im in here either

[mystic meteor]

rejection beam

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shits and giggles

i think.

[vestal lava]

yeah i think so

[mystic meteor]

that is, shitting on brown applicants and then giggling

🙂👍

💀 yo?

w

h

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💀

[vestal lava]

i didnt say anything

[mystic meteor]

i mean we can just ccp that and it was never sent

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yg

uh

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However

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sometimes

i think yall get rejected from brown

just for being on here

[vestal lava]

shit

[mystic meteor]

all the time i know im going to get rejected from brown and not particularly for being on here

💀

[hidden heart]

it's the league

[mystic meteor]

yeah i know

i was about to screenshot the client and send it as the explanation

LOL

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@vestal lava yo accept my friend req

[lilac dragon]

!brown

[rugged karma]

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u play league right @sly yacht

[sly yacht]

Ye

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🙂

It's toplane.

[hidden heart]

get off and touch grass please

quite literally

[mystic meteor]

it's 9:04

it's like, 5 hours past sundown

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Fucking hell

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ye

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I play mid

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im a creature among creatures

🙂

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I’m gold 💀🤣

[mystic meteor]

oh same

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My friend hit dia

[mystic meteor]

i was silver and then i was like

what if i didn't rage

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I tht ur unranked

[mystic meteor]

im unranked rn

💀

last split i was silver

[hidden heart]

Y'all bad jeez

[wide thicket]

mine is accepted

[mystic meteor]

and then i said "i do not want to be silver"

[wide thicket]

take Ls

[mystic meteor]

and then i hit gold 1 in 2 weeks

and then i said "what if i got mad again"

[rich mist]

mfw brown chat becomes league chat

[mystic meteor]

and dropped to gold 4 and got banned after saying angry things

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He’s just taking some time

[mystic meteor]

[wide thicket]

he dont want u

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That’s not true

[hidden heart]

he dont want u

[mystic meteor]

happens

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He responded to my dm tho

[mystic meteor]

🤨

[hidden heart]

it's okay, we all make poor decisions sometimes

harvard students especially

[mystic meteor]

leave the response there and don't respond to establish the power dynamic

nearly just died on a random fiber of grapefruit

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would've been on the new

s

[mystic meteor]

worth something, i guess

💀

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He’s gonna accept it luck’s my g fr fr

[mystic meteor]

and if he doesn't

🙂

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Then i ropemeaxx

💀

[mystic meteor]

good solution

i think we're getting somewhere

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🔥

[mystic meteor]

[sly yacht]

What’s ur rank

Well elo

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they play csgo

DNI

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Bru

Sauce me your ign sometimes

Maybe we can play @mystic meteor

After i finish these stupid college apps 💀💀

[mystic meteor]

you

might not want to play with me

🙂

im not fun to play with

trust

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😟

U can’t be worse than me

[mystic meteor]

🙂

this is my seventh account

that's all i can say

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i don't play league i played cs

[mystic meteor]

you don't want to play with me trust me 🙂🤝🙂

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and relative to league ranks i'd say i was pretty good lol

[stiff nexus]

love playing computer science:go

[mystic meteor]

League is harder than CS:GO.

[hidden heart]

not true

[mystic meteor]

DOTA is the only comparable video game.

[hidden heart]

also played dotaw2

[stiff nexus]

yes true

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Sulvia def toxic af

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absolutely not true

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you guessed it

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All cs players r

[hidden heart]

cat can confirm i'm toxic irkl

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csgo is literally just lower iq genre of video game 💀

moba for 9 trillion iq warlord mastermind.

[sly yacht]

^^

[mystic meteor]

we sacrifice social ability for iq

trust

source: trust me

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Yea just trust me bro

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lmfao

i just never liked mobas

[mystic meteor]

ye idk im ass at fps

i cannot play it

[hidden heart]

like i wasn't good at fps either

but i grinded about 2000 hours in 3 years

[mystic meteor]

🙂

[hidden heart]

2020-this year

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i see

[hidden heart]

and got to global

lol

on my fucking macbook

[sly yacht]

Do u still play

Wtf

[mystic meteor]

i randomly have a guy added on steam who has 14k hours on vrchat

so you're not too far gone

that guy is built diff

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yeah i know

[mystic meteor]

idfk what you do on vrchat

[hidden heart]

vrchat is cool sometimes

it's just talking

[mystic meteor]

14k hours worthy?

💀

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My friend trades cs skins

lol

[hidden heart]

some people spend their lives on there

[mystic meteor]

oh my god

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that's like

a dead profession

[mystic meteor]

i watch my friend at berkeley waste his fortune away gambling cs skins

idfk what b0ro is doing

idk how to help him

💀

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bozo

[mystic meteor]

sure but i want to help him

[hidden heart]

i have a decent inventory for long term investments but i dont profit much

[mystic meteor]

it's kind of depressing 💀

he'll just stream it and my friends and i try to get him to stop but he wont

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💀💀💀

[mystic meteor]

joever maybe

[hidden heart]

nah he'll unbox like a butterfly sapphire and suddenly become rich

[mystic meteor]

or he could value his learning over his csgo gambling and have a secure path to hopefully figuring out what he's going to do for the next x years

💀

but that's not as fun ig

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i uh only friend people i like talking to sorry dawg

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LMFAO

LMAOOOO

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[mystic meteor]

schlawg

[vestal lava]

it's not you it's me

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jesus

[vestal lava]

i think i have a total of 15 people friended

[mystic meteor]

you have to at least make that two messages such that it looks like there was some hesitation

[hidden heart]

don't kill the poor child

[vestal lava]

in total

[mystic meteor]

send him a rejection letter

👍

[vestal lava]

since making my discord acc

6 years ago

[mystic meteor]

teach him that if you never try you never fail

[hidden heart]

damn

antisocial

[sly yacht]

[vestal lava]

nah

[hidden heart]

i have like 7 friends on here too

so

and even longer account than you

hmm

[mystic meteor]

do you not have any irl ppl added

[vestal lava]

damn

antisocial

[hidden heart]

yes

nah this is like

my 4th discord account probs

burner accounts

[mystic meteor]

??

are you on the run

what is this

[hidden heart]

nah i had like 4 discord accounts at one point

i deleted 2 of them

[mystic meteor]

💀

[hidden heart]

my main one is used for irl chats

[mystic meteor]

oh

[hidden heart]

this is like a side account for shitposting online

[mystic meteor]

i just have one integrated accont

this is my second and now only one

w/e if irl ppl see what i post here

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Can you at least check dm and reply to my message @vestal lava

[mystic meteor]

No.

[sly yacht]

[vestal lava]

yeah i gotchu later

[mystic meteor]

important information regarding ur extended car warranty bro

check now

[vestal lava]

😐

[hidden heart]

he is a nigerian prince

demands your immediate attention

[carmine sierra]

How professional were yalls video intros?

[vestal lava]

not very

[wide thicket]

not profesh

[hidden heart]

nonexistent

she dipped 💀

[vestal lava]

moderators diff

[hidden heart]

who banned her lmfao

[vestal lava]

idk

[hidden heart]

can we get an explanation

[mystic meteor]

wtf just happened

💀

i went to do math for like 5s

[mystic meteor]

really fucking trash but that's why im not in brown

[hidden heart]

she got banned apparently

[mystic meteor]

💀

wha

[hidden heart]

i'm confused

can we get a mod here?

[mystic meteor]

least bannable person out of all of us

💀

[hidden heart]

she has been banned before

[mystic meteor]

💀

repeat offender of whwat

[hidden heart]

no idea

at least she's gonna focus on studying now hopefully

[mystic meteor]

true 💀

perhaps a boon

leave the shitstacks and go study angle

[little snow]

god knows what i'll put on my brown video

[hidden heart]

did you ban our brown student 💀

[vestal lava]

not switching channels

[hidden heart]

wait what

[vestal lava]

well, that's part of it idk for sure

[mystic meteor]

well thank god im not getting banned then considering my attention span is the most abominable little microorganism in the world

💀

oh do you mean like

switching to on-topic channel

LOL

[little snow]

We don't discuss moderator actions with people that aren't the party sorry🙏

[mystic meteor]

i hate confidentiality

[drowsy cobalt]

Rip College confidential

[hidden heart]

how does that work even

[mystic meteor]

i do not know because i am a prim and proper little bastard who has never broken a rule in my life 🙂👍

[mystic meteor]

idk just like discussing offtopic things in the wrong channel repeatedly?

[mystic meteor]

is it down or smth?

[hidden heart]

oh she got banned for saying something about uk system

[mystic meteor]

nvm it loaded

society is still doomed

[drowsy cobalt]

No it’s a joke bc you said you hated confidentiality

[mystic meteor]

i see

[vestal lava]

when did a little bit of trolling ever hurt anyone @drowsy cobalt

i do it all the tiime

[mystic meteor]

my brain too small for humor

[vestal lava]

nothing has exploded (yet)

[mystic meteor]

[mystic meteor]

i was very sad and angry after our discussion last night!

[vestal lava]

cap

[hidden heart]

lmfao

[mystic meteor]

extreme exothermic reaction!

[hidden heart]

mods i think he's saying that y'all should ban him too

just saying

[mystic meteor]

it's a cry for help^

[vestal lava]

nah

[mystic meteor]

"let me out of this server"

please help my main man luck 🙏

[vestal lava]

total server engagement drops by 20% if i get banned

[hidden heart]

nah

[vestal lava]

both harvard and brown threads going down

[hidden heart]

i carry this channel

harvard can die

[mystic meteor]

engagement with a2c directly correlates with less happiness

🙂

my life has gotten 9x worse after joining! 10/10 would do again

[hidden heart]

statistically if you leave it might get better

[mystic meteor]

statistically if i leave i'm going to have to have the breakdown alone

instead of making it the problem of random people online

im not intelligent or responsible enough to deal with this shit alone i need to go to the rejection channel IMMEDIATELY and laugh at my downfall there

[hallow magnet]

Could anyone read my essays over?

[mystic meteor]

bro

ok nvm

LOL

you had the freshman role for a bit

[hallow magnet]

What

[mystic meteor]

idk why

[hallow magnet]

Ok

[vestal lava]

yeah sure

[mystic meteor]

r u about to troll bro

💀

[vestal lava]

send me $5k

[mystic meteor]

jfc

[hallow magnet]

Just for cash?

[mystic meteor]

no

jesus fucking christ

LOL

thank you for interpreting my speech as being nicer than it actually is

[hallow magnet]

Ur welcome?

Idk I've never heard it

[mystic meteor]

💀

that is good.

anyway that guy trolls dont worry about him 🙂 idt he'd read ur essay for 5k usd, even

bro would probably take the money and sprint

[vestal lava]

bro what

[mystic meteor]

dont lie

[vestal lava]

this is slander

[mystic meteor]

u would

and it's kind of based

but u would

!

i mean is there something wrong with that

if a guy were offering 5k for me to read their essays there's already something wrong

might as well make it a little worse

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@hallow magnet I can

[mystic meteor]

wait is it "were" here for the hypothetical

[hidden heart]

Yeah

[mystic meteor]

nice

i don't know this language

[hidden heart]

smh

[hallow magnet]

Ok thanks I can dm it to you

[hidden heart]

yes

[vestal lava]

i'm literally better

[dapper mango]

!brown

[rugged karma]

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[mystic meteor]

harvard student speech

[hidden heart]

and which one of us is a writer remind me?

i'm a

very established poet since 1960

[mystic meteor]

ok but he has phd in harvarding

[verb]

[hidden heart]

who tf cares

[mystic meteor]

harvard students

[hidden heart]

that doesn't say much

[mystic meteor]

it does to them

💀

[hidden heart]

well they're delusional

who cares

[mystic meteor]

them

[hallow magnet]

Do you want to read it then

[vestal lava]

me

[mystic meteor]

https://tenor.com/byviN.gif

[vestal lava]

i'm one of the best hidden writers in this server

[hidden heart]

lmfao sure

[mystic meteor]

bro stays hidden for a good reason

💀

what's that thing again where ppl will b like "this is fire; put it out" and shit like that

oh this thign

[hallow magnet]

May I please read your essays

[hidden heart]

this person joined today

idk man

seems

very opportunist

[vestal lava]

yeah, i dont share my essays on discord

[mystic meteor]

ok i'll see u at ur dorm in 5

[vestal lava]

ayo

[mystic meteor]

would u shit ur pants if someone knocked on ur door in 5

[hallow magnet]

What were yours about?

[mystic meteor]

💀

[vestal lava]

a book

[hallow magnet]

Oh

Which book?

[vestal lava]

nah

the boy who harnessed the wind

[mystic meteor]

you know for sure that shit was about like "how to win friends and influence people"

[vestal lava]

wtf

[mystic meteor]

💀

what's even in that book

maybe i should read it the title sounds really funny LOL

[hallow magnet]

I've heard of it

[mystic meteor]

have harvard essay prompts changed from last year

[hallow magnet]

I know that oen of the actors of the movie adaptation was in 12 Years a Slave

[vestal lava]

yeah

[hallow magnet]

If im not mistaken

[mystic meteor]

gg

[vestal lava]

sounds about right

[hidden heart]

met him before

funnily enough

back in like

[mystic meteor]

https://tenor.com/HD9b.gif

[hidden heart]

middle school

[mystic meteor]

this dude.

[hallow magnet]

Avatar!

I love that show

[mystic meteor]

why

[hallow magnet]

I like Katara

[mystic meteor]

why

[hallow magnet]

And the giant animal

I forgot the name

Sorry

The flying mammoth

[mystic meteor]

bro doesn't evne like the fluffy mans enough to remember their name 😭

Neither do I. We are the same.

🤝

[hallow magnet]

Hahaha

Bros?

[mystic meteor]

perhaps

[hallow magnet]

Ok

Are u also applying to Brown?

I am applying to all Ivies

[hidden heart]

Least prestige whore asian

[mystic meteor]

lowkey i cba at this point

if i got rejected it might be fire

[hallow magnet]

Ha

[mystic meteor]

i'd shit my pants for maybe a year as an upper bound and then figure out what the fuck is going on

maybe i never figure out wtf im doing if everything actually goes right

[hallow magnet]

I think I'm gonna rejected

[mystic meteor]

maybe that's cope but maybe a little crisis is what mjy dumb ass needs

💀

same

it's like we might be on the fast track to the temporary L and the eternal W

do you know what i mean

[hidden heart]

from brown? if you're applying to all 8 ivies because they're ivies then probably

[mystic meteor]

rejection isn't redirection that's cope but rejection is catastrophic fucking L that can spark growth

[hallow magnet]

Well I EDed to UPenn

[mystic meteor]

💀 NOOO

[hallow magnet]

What?

[mystic meteor]

im applying to upenn because their first essay prompt is super cool

💀

forfun that shit

[hallow magnet]

Eded?

[mystic meteor]

might be cool to get in

no RD

but the prompt was nice

it sparked an idea

i'm going to go thank people who are important to me by june next year

[hidden heart]

LMFAO

[mystic meteor]

i should start drafting those

[hidden heart]

okay that's

no

[mystic meteor]

?

[hidden heart]

💀

[mystic meteor]

nah

im alive bc of some of these ppl

[hidden heart]

oh june next year

sorry

i thought you meant

[mystic meteor]

?

[hidden heart]

june freshman year

and

[mystic meteor]

wha

[hidden heart]

writing to future penn classmates

[mystic meteor]

BRO

[hidden heart]

💀

[mystic meteor]

😱

[hidden heart]

sorry lmfao

[mystic meteor]

im

im so sorry that that's the impression of me that i gave you

https://tenor.com/bzz4j.gif

[hidden heart]

you troll too much

💀

[mystic meteor]

💀

but ye idk like

idt i've thanked some of these ppl enough

[vestal lava]

youre doing penn app?

[mystic meteor]

yeah i might note ven submit this shit

but i should at least write three thank-you letters

actually i prob have a lot more to write

💀

too many bastards have saved me

[vestal lava]

three?

[mystic meteor]

now ihave to thank them jesus fuck

nah way more than three now that i think about it

[sly yacht]

… @vestal lava

[mystic meteor]

aLOL

[vestal lava]

dont they only have 1 primot for ty

[mystic meteor]

😱 stop blueballing my man and read the dm fr

hmm?

oh yeah

no this i sn't for the app anymore

the app was inspiration for letters tha t i'll prepare for other people

i couldn't give less of a shit about penn

💀

[hidden heart]

oh

just write thank you letters

no need for essays

tf

[mystic meteor]

no yeah

idk why i said it as i did but like

i heard about that prompt online and i saw it and i was like

oh

mayb ei should do this like

[vestal lava]

true

[mystic meteor]

as a real human not a college applicant

🙂

[hidden heart]

yall really dont think of writing thank you letters to friends on your own?

losers.

[mystic meteor]

no i just thank them briefly

but i think some people i should thank like

more sincerely

[vestal lava]

penn supps were light

[sly yacht]

ACCEPR FRIEND rquest @vestal lava

[mystic meteor]

my math teacher, older sister, swimming team, etc.

[hidden heart]

ah shit penn took away a question from last year even

[mystic meteor]

penn essays are chill i just

[vestal lava]

😐

[mystic meteor]

dont particularly care about that school

[hidden heart]

i wrote

[vestal lava]

fair

[hidden heart]

a 1800 word letter

[mystic meteor]

might replace it with duke because duke food is apparently fire

[vestal lava]

wtf

[mystic meteor]

😂👌

[hidden heart]

for a friend's birthday

[sly yacht]

Who r you Penn ty letter to @mystic meteor

[hallow magnet]

Is it?????

[mystic meteor]

i'm probably going to write it to my math teacher

[vestal lava]

it is

[mystic meteor]

he's kind of shit at teaching hs math

[hidden heart]

the person i wrote the penn ty letter to will never get to see it lmfao

[sly yacht]

Oh cool

[mystic meteor]

but he's lowkey my north star

[hallow magnet]

Have you been?

[mystic meteor]

irl

[vestal lava]

no

[dapper mango]

no it def is

[hallow magnet]

Do you go to Duke?

Oh

Sorry

[vestal lava]

no, im from brown

[mystic meteor]

🙂

[hidden heart]

he goes to haverford college

[mystic meteor]

jfc bro's already RPing

[dapper mango]

if you dont vibe with the AOs its prob cuz that school's culture isnt for you

[hallow magnet]

Oh cool i am applying there

[mystic meteor]

he goes to harvey mudd college

[hallow magnet]

How is it like?

[sly yacht]

[hidden heart]

lmfao he's not brown

[vestal lava]

it's amazing

[hallow magnet]

It’s not my top choice but i applied because it’s an Ivy

[hidden heart]

true

[dapper mango]

he goes to UMass Cambridge

[mystic meteor]

[hidden heart]

please don't come here.

[hallow magnet]

Why not?

[mystic meteor]

damn

🐸

[hallow magnet]

It’s not good?

[mystic meteor]

yeah it's shit

[hidden heart]

we don't want people who just applied because it's an ivy lol

[mystic meteor]

that's why it's called brown

[hidden heart]

y'all are boring as hell

[hallow magnet]

Why?

[mystic meteor]

[dapper mango]

yeah brown is ass

[hallow magnet]

Me?

Or them

[dapper mango]

(brown is mine)

[hidden heart]

all of you

who apply just because ivy

[vestal lava]

the people are so nice, the food is amazing, and i really just love providence

[hidden heart]

please care more about that

[hallow magnet]

My Asian mom told me

[mystic meteor]

guesstimate the amount of people at brown who do that

[hallow magnet]

I want to fulfill her dreams

[mystic meteor]

gg

ur lost

welcome to the fucking club

damned to your fate

[vestal lava]

you can get double fried fries and a chicken burger at like 1:30 am

[dapper mango]

i need my open curriculum, pass/fail, lax culture, and mid sized city

[vestal lava]

can it get any better??

[hallow magnet]

That’s nice to hear

I have a friend at Brown

[hidden heart]

likely about 60% of the asian population here

[mystic meteor]

you're never going to escape it's over

[vestal lava]

actually?

[hidden heart]

those are very good reasons

[sly yacht]

Bro

[hidden heart]

providence is actually really nice

[hallow magnet]

Are you talking to me

[mystic meteor]

i need the

[sly yacht]

🤣

[mystic meteor]

fucking

bubble tea store

like

[hallow magnet]

Isn’t it kinda bad

[mystic meteor]

2 blocks away from the green

you don't even understand

[hidden heart]

tf

no

[mystic meteor]

that one tea place is fire

[hidden heart]

providence is very good

[dapper mango]

yeah im tired of nyc but dont wanna go full blown rural

[noble scarab]

i like the curriculum and the campus when i visited and i need to go somewhere i can afford + east coast

[hallow magnet]

How

[hidden heart]

that place is fire indeed even though i barely go

[noble scarab]

also yeah i like the city its enough

[mystic meteor]

providence is like the whitest safest city tf

💀

compared to chicago like

[hidden heart]

providence is similar to boston in vibe

[mystic meteor]

you could sleep on the sidewalk

[hidden heart]

i mean yes

[sly yacht]

Chicago is 💀💀

[mystic meteor]

and just get showered with 100 bucks

[dapper mango]

exactly without all the harvard kids

[hidden heart]

true

[sly yacht]

Is chica actually that bad

[hidden heart]

without mit kids either though

[mystic meteor]

nah

[hidden heart]

:(

[mystic meteor]

chicago is fine

[hidden heart]

i want mit kids here

[mystic meteor]

actually idk

LOL

[sly yacht]

💀

[mystic meteor]

i've never lived in another big city

[hidden heart]

chicago is not fine at all

[mystic meteor]

there are apparently shootings and muggings a lot of the time

[dapper mango]

its ok risd makes up for it

[vestal lava]

go to nyc

[hidden heart]

true

[mystic meteor]

but i've never seen one which is strange

there are, however, car chases like

every week by my apartment

[dapper mango]

no pls were tired of newbies

[mystic meteor]

and i live near downtown

LOL

[noble scarab]

WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO

YOU WHAT MATE

[sly yacht]

It sucks

[hidden heart]

risd/brown is probably the best two school combo outside of harvard/mit

[sly yacht]

Sorry

[mystic meteor]

i mean

chicago prob > the other 2 big cities

[vestal lava]

finally something based

[mystic meteor]

realistically?

chicago is cleaner than NYC

[vestal lava]

nah, i think nyc diffs chicago

[hidden heart]

yes but chicago is hella dangerous

[mystic meteor]

and the people aren't assholes like in LA

[sly yacht]

It does

[mystic meteor]

worth

[hidden heart]

in comparison to nyc

[mystic meteor]

worth

[vestal lava]

it's probably nyc, chic, la

[mystic meteor]

if i get shanked i won't see the rejection letters

modern problems require modern solutions

[sly yacht]

Why didn’t you apply to uchi

[vestal lava]

🤔

[mystic meteor]

because i don't want to be a boosted fucking bastard that got in because of legacy and shit

i have a disgusting ego that won't let me do it

🙂

[vestal lava]

ouch

[sly yacht]

💀

[mystic meteor]

i'd rather end up at uiuc

[dapper mango]

nyu/pearsons is the worst

[hidden heart]

parsons?

[noble scarab]

IN WHAT WAY.

[mystic meteor]

no pearson fr.

[hidden heart]

columbia/julliard is a sick combo and best in nyc

[sly yacht]

It’s just a worse nyc

Let’s be honest

[dapper mango]

they dont deserve to have their name spelled properly

[hidden heart]

lmfao

[noble scarab]

nyc and chicago should not be compared

[dapper mango]

theyre all FIT rejects

[mystic meteor]

what

chicago > nyc

?

[vestal lava]

no

[sly yacht]

No

[dapper mango]

yeah true all tho id take columbia/science po over it

[mystic meteor]

im right

👍

[noble scarab]

theyre not really comparable

[dapper mango]

even tho i hate columbia

[noble scarab]

theyre different

[mystic meteor]

they're comparable because i said it's better :woahexit:

[noble scarab]

new york has more pros but also more cons

[sly yacht]

You’re just coping

[mystic meteor]

no bias trust

[noble scarab]

nyc has more things to do because its just larger

but also is dirtier and definitely less taken care of

[hidden heart]

i sabotaged my own columbia application last year because i didn't want to go lmfao

[mystic meteor]

i fucking hate it when things are dirty

[noble scarab]

as for safety on average chicago is probably a bit more dangerous but new york's most dangerous spots are more dangerous than chicago's

[dapper mango]

my friend is praying he gets rejected ED

[mystic meteor]

realistically simply do not venture onto the red line past 8 pm

and you're probably ok

[mystic meteor]

this is actually based

what a fucking gladiator

i hope he gets rejected

[noble scarab]

its always the red line tbh 😭

[dapper mango]

yeah he hates columbia but his parents forced him to apply so he could stay home + go to an ivy

[mystic meteor]

jesus LOL

my parents were going to force me to ed to uchicago

they only let me do brown because it's prestigious

this was essentially my only option that i liked

[noble scarab]

my parents wanted me to ed uchicago because if i didnt ed i wouldnt get in (they might be right but i didnt want to do binding)

[dapper mango]

mine wanted me to rea to yale but since i did qb i cant roll my app over to rea so i went with brown

[noble scarab]

if i get rejected theyll prolly be like "we told you so"

[mystic meteor]

so... i hope i get in so they don't make me ed2 uchicago

[dapper mango]

uchicago ea is pretty good too

[mystic meteor]

[noble scarab]

and i'll be like yeah 😭

[dapper mango]

its just rd that sucks

[mystic meteor]

i mean i'm going to regret having ED'd to brown

[noble scarab]

EA defers a lot

[hidden heart]

uchicago ed is far easier than ed2

[mystic meteor]

0 question

[hidden heart]

also easier than brown ed

[noble scarab]

so i'll have to think long and hard about EDII'ing

[mystic meteor]

i just would've regretted it a lot more if i just shot the dream in the balls day 0 and never EDed

so w/e

if i get rejected it is what it is

[noble scarab]

uchicago is like my 2nd choice which was enough for me to not ED

[mystic meteor]

shit happened i "tried"

[dapper mango]

uchi is just columbia but quirky

[noble scarab]

and i wasnt gonna REA princeton

[dapper mango]

i like northwestern better

[noble scarab]

uchi is just columbia but an actually good core

[mystic meteor]

uchicago is just columbia but shitpostable UC meme

[hidden heart]

personally

northwestern has no real personality

💀

[dapper mango]

columbia core is designed by a maniac

[mystic meteor]

what happens in northwestern

evanston is cute

[noble scarab]

i do love northwestern

i would love to go there

i did an astro program there and it was such a vibe

[mystic meteor]

i would love to like

[dapper mango]

northwestern has nice views, good vibes, and good programs

[mystic meteor]

know where the fuck im going!

🙂

[dapper mango]

whats not to like

[mystic meteor]

i cba at this point! tell me what the fuck is going on and what i'm doing!

[noble scarab]

northwestern is just so wholesome

[mystic meteor]

their math is ass compared to uchicago

💀

[noble scarab]

outside of that one scandal 💀

its wholesome

[mystic meteor]

what scandal

💀

this?

[noble scarab]

yes

living in chicago it was very like prevalent in our news

[mystic meteor]

i

didn't hear about it because my head is stuck under a boulder

[noble scarab]

🔥

[mystic meteor]

probably why my iq is fucked too

[noble scarab]

i was worried abt it bc i was starting to research colleges around that time

so my parents were iffy on northwestsrn

but then it got handled + i dont even do sports

so its fine

[mystic meteor]

i mean

doesn't every institution have like

extreme fucking problems anyway

[noble scarab]

yeah

this one was pretty big though

at least for northwestern

[mystic meteor]

hal fof them being frats SAing people 9-5

[noble scarab]

true

[mystic meteor]

dunno how the fuck that happens

💀

like.

idk you'd imagine somebody'd stop it but maybe that's expecting too much

i.e. swarthmore students protest the frats SAing ppl repeatedly and the administration calls the cops on them

it's like ok

[noble scarab]

yea it can be really complicated

[mystic meteor]

my bad for trying to prevent assault

idk the complications

💀

is ther emoney involved

[dapper mango]

😭

[mystic meteor]

there's always money involved

[dapper mango]

i still remember the whole brandeis thing last month

[mystic meteor]

"grr ne touches pas mon frat"

went through three conjugations before it worked

i know what im doing trust

[dapper mango]

*fraternité

[mystic meteor]

idfk man

The French™️

[sly yacht]

RPELY TO MY FUCKING DM BRUH @vestal lava

I KNOW YOU READ IT

YOURE NOT HIM

[mystic meteor]

💀

waow

[vestal lava]

😐

Ok

[sly yacht]

Thank you

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