#All UCs 🐻🐮🐴🐱🐶🔱🤠🐌 (2023-2024)
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at least u got some waitlists, no?
not an outright rejection 😭
My stats look low in comparison to people here but I still got ELC at my school somehow
I think my extenuating circumstances and writing cooked tho fr fr
i have to go to school tmrw and like let like everyone know .. hahha...
thanks :)
4.6 W/3.95 UW cs major here also
Yeah this server is a minority
liek sure u gotta go through the hell part 2 of getting off waitlist but theres still another chance
So far waitlisted by all
2 wl but i got rejected from like 8 schools 😭
HELP NAH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
god.
UCLA take me off the waitlist pls 🙏
broo reall
im cooked
This server lowkey lowered my self confidence in my app until the SD decision 
getitng cooked by the underclassmen
yea its tough out here...
I’m a little salty because my friend got in some nice schools while I’m lowkey a failure lol
Didn’t you get into SD?
Undeclared
:(
So I got in but basically rejected from my major lol
oh that sucks
hey man meemee got waitlisted by all ucs
i think
or rejected
let me check
Sucks because I would love to go there lol
He was waitlisted sd and La
tbh idk wat to feel about sd bc idk if ill even get off the wl and into cs
lol dont listen to them
Nah don’t listen wtf do they know
my friend got into all the ucs so far....
and wl at la
yea lmaoo
well yea
Our decisions are about even but he applied data science/stats for those schools
but also when theyre like
nooo its ok
ull get into better schools
like no tf i wont 😭
but i know theyre all like
ohhhh
LA and Irvine opps fr fr
Berkeley my only chance at ending w/ more UC acceptances than rejections
anticipating my decisions cause for some reason my stats got leaked to them 🧍♀️
ds is just a tad little less impacted than cs
berkeley please 😭 🙏
so its like if the "dumbass kid" can bag a good college, we're chilling
YES berkeley save me
I should’ve applied a different major to sd lol but my dumbass did cs for every school
damn
You are no dumbass
hoenstly idek what hes majoring in
Surprising I got into half of them ngl
im just a bad test taker 😔
liek its test taking only too
ur profile pic is cool thats all that matters 💅
The delusion rides on 😔
dw its just undergrad !!
also its not over
u got berkeley!!!
The bigger challenge is getting my Berkeley cousin a girlfriend because holyyyy
Bro is about to graduate and hasn’t gotten a single girl
LMAO
Even his parents are disappointed
cause sjsu is just that good for job opportunities
my entire room is just berkeley engineering merch
bc YES
send some
its not about me going for prestige i just wanna leave home 😔
Definitely Berkeley bound
Berkeley is definitely still a little too close to home

my last hope frr
i have a singular berkeley sticker on my mac
But I’ll take it
i think its a sign
LMAOOOO DUDE I HAVEA. FRIEND WHOS LIKE THIS HES EVEN IN THE STUDENT ASSOCIATION FOR WAHETEVR ADN APPARENTLY ALL THE GIRLS R BADDIES BUT FRUITY 😭 DUDE IS SUFFERING
i remember being obsessed with berkeley just bc my family visited it randomly one time 💀
honestly I’m just happy SD and not LA took me
I can successfully leave this goddamn city
doesnt berkeley have something called like the rainbow protocol
bro i opened my mac at school w the berk stickers and my friend said "delusion" so now im scared to open my mac at school
what.....
where a bunch of people discover their sexuality as gay
this is so real
i saw a tiktok about it
evil friend 😭
probably not hte best source
Yeah we’ve literally sent him some prospects and he seems to dodge all attempts at getting with them
IKR :((
bro ppl keep asking me why i committed to penn state liek no i didnt commit to penn state i just liked their stickers
bro is a girlfriend magnet (in that he repels them)
LMAOOO
So are you in or are you out
mark cuban will invest
No he’s literally always around girls because he’s in this dance club and his comments are flooded with them
We’re starting to suspect he might have a little rainbow in him
i was about to say
it's the berkeley water fr
what if its cause he swings the other way
dude
The Berkeley effect
They’re turning the frogs gay
so true
do u understand that?
UCLA's too straight for me 😭
understand what
I drove through Berkeley yesterday and honestly gave me second thoughts
Pls ucla take me off waitlist 🙏
But Berkeley I still love you
yes lol
i think most of my family lowkey hates Berkeley 💀
i dont like them putting chemicals in the water; it turns the frickin frogs gay
do u understand that? turn the frickin frogs gay
gay. frogs. frickin. frogs. slams table
screw this crap
Kevin: I want 50% of the company, but a royalty offer. I will loan you the money and until I get the money back, I want half of your revenue sales
idk shark tank tbh
that just jumpscared the hell out of me
me??!?
was i hallucinating that one r/berkeley post that was asking if berkeley was gay cause the guy on tinder kept getting guys
and then when asked in the comments if he set it to guys as well (he did) why, it was because he didnt wanna be sexist
I saw that one lmao
what percent get off waitlist
what a fem queen
Apparently the same percentage as it’s regular acceptance
But it varies from major and year obviously
pray bro
Not over till it’s over 🗣️
fill up the 3000 characters in the waitlist adtl info and theyll definitely let you in 🙏
I went on a field trip there and there was a happy guy selling ice cream
it's ingenuity
Reaction images are my forte
maybe this is why im not bagging any ucs
I want to go to sd but it’s like a gamble for my major
I LOVE UR REACTION IMGS BRO
THEYRE SO SILLY
Im definitely not gonna go into cs if I’m going sd obviously
Thank you
regressing to pictographs 😭
sd is top 3 in california for cs 😭
wait can u switch into it even thiugh u got in as undeclared
Yeah so trying to declare cs is impossible
dont do waht my friend did
It’s capped and doubt there’s going to be room mostly
LOL why did she even try
Obviously lol
dude whats teh point of letting u in undeclared like ur not getting ur major and they know what major u want (which is literally impossible tbh)
bro she said she "changed her mind" and she hates engineering
its like essentailly a rejection esp if u didnt have like smt to fall back on that isnt impossible to get into
Idk bruh I’d prefer a waitlist or something
thats crazy
im wl and i have 0 hope of getting in
they're just hoping that you'll settle for another major sadly
I guess this is my sign to stop doing cs
isn't that almost the same thing? eecs doesnt require you to take ee classes iirc
And become a business major idk
and if i get off, will i even get cs?
thats so depressing
Yes cs cringe
this is why i gave up on STEM <333
Would u go to ucsb for ur major or ucsd undeclared
construction engineeering is based
dude i cant give up on stem
I disapprove of this reaction image
Lol that’s basically what it is
yea i think so idk but she got in as undeclared in engineering?
the only thing i wouldve liked other than stem is polisci
and i wouldnt have known at all
Well if I’m guaranteed cs then I’ll go to ucsb
no
if gov wasnt a class that ONLY SENIORS CAN TAKE
What if UCSB gave you 2nd major?
if i took gov in idk sophomore year I PROLLY WOULDVE GONE INTO POLISCI OR SMT 😭
ever since i realized i hated physics and coding i've come to the conclusion i cannot handle stem lmao
What abt Davis
learn cs, get an mba, create a unicorn company in silicon valley!
ic i thought you said she wants to switch from eecs to cs
I’d take sjsu over Davis lol
im really good at one very very specific area of physics and dogwater at everything else
yes you can stem is so much more than just the NPC majros people wanna do
id take davis lowkey
yea no she wanted to move the cs college or sum idk
even if it is cs
HS students after picking the hardest ever fucking degree to get into college for and get a job with
I’m so anxious for berk.
dude litsrlaly me
I’m waitlisted from davis and have no plan to opt in so
I DIDNT HTINK AEROE WAS THAT HARD OF A MAJOR BRO
David is also too close to home
LHAJLKFHDSKJLHFDJKSL
where you do keep getting these I'm curious 😭
Didn’t u do bio?
And I don’t like davis environment
i don't enjoy the other stem fields to the extent of majoring in them either tho
coding and physics are just the standouts for that i detest 💀
Nah ur excused aeroengineering is cool
my grades this year are shit so im not getting off the waitlist LMFAO
HOW 😭
Yes but actually I got into college 🤓
"Im thinking of applying for astrophysics major but I also kind of like electrical engineering" - high schooler who has not even gone past precalc
Debatable
U SEE THOSE MEMES ABOUT PPL FALLING ASLEEP IN PHYSICS OR COMPLAIING PHYSICS IS THE HARDEST SUBJECT
THATS MY ENTIRE SCHOOL
LITERLALTY
ur hella smart for majoring in aeroe
ESP THE ONES THAT TOOK ENGINEERING CLASSES
I’m built different
those aerospace engineering classes and their PDEs scare the shit out of me 😭
i took physics and didnt like it...
so im the only person ik from my school that took aeroE
We need builders
Yeah aerospace was lowkey way too popular at my school a few years ago
well the ones ik that do like went into cs
I mean are u going pre med cuz if that’s the case we all did pretty much difficult majors
I remember everyone announcing their majors was like aerospace
Yeah going pre-med
if ur doing cs then uh
polisci supremacy 💪
dudeee evryone ik is like either cs, data science, or something like that
same
Yeah makes sense
aerospace engineers when they realize they will be working HVAC particle control their whole life and not NASA
i got ucb, usc, and washu left
so i thought i had a solid chance for aeroE
u from bay?
not aiming for nasa tbh
SpaceX
makes sense
whats funny is that i originally wanted to do aerospace 💀
that prolly ruined my entire application
bay area is addicted to cs
No its actually ventiliation systems
jkkkk
which is why im getting out
bay area is crazy
@limpid goblet I wanted to do AeroE but then I realized I’m really fucking bad at math
Did you apply to Embry Riddle?
omg begginham u got so many gifs
what are u aiiming for
nah
dont like the school or location
u guys do realize bay area has high living costs righ
prolly airbus
Ngl usc cs wouldn’t be terrible either, connections go crazy
so 100k average salary prob aint gonna do much
ive lived my entire life in the bay
W shit
make the eurofighter have a better search and track radar
you could be the one forgetting to bolt down the doors tho 🙏
lmaoooo sure
let it carry amramms
Only time I’m grateful for living where I am is during college app season 🙏
i wont be if i dont go into boeing 🔥
@limpid goblet I wanted to be a pilot/aeronautical engineer so I fuck with your interest
dudee i wanted to be a pilot too
last year
but i was too busy to start learning
i cant wait to see u on the news for doing something awesome at nasa
so i gave it up for now
is it possible to get good airbus positions w/o a citizenship in the EU ?
LMAOOOO
crazy
not sure
plan is get into college first
so then obviously bay area has lots of rich people
and then figure it out
Why not do AA’s cadet flight academy and work regional and then move up to the actual airline???
I am
since iirc Northrup requires US citizenship for most stuff
ofc
do it then
i didnt have enough time last year to do proper research
like
90% of my time was spent studying or sleeping
real
remaining is walking to school/library or eating
usc anything is amazing
nah
this except fornite and roblox
pilots are way cooler than aeropeace engineers and get more girls
im hella scared of heights
Well there’s a pilot shortage rn so I’d reckon you would have an easier time than pilots in the early 2010s
They’re also giving out bonuses like there’s no tomorrow
a bunch of pilots are too
you dont really see the heights if ur a pilot tho?
literally have u seen top gun maverick
its really funny i want to go into enigneering but i trust like only 2% of any technology in tehe world
thats also true
just a bunch of clouds for most of it
My mom didn’t want me to be a “glorified bus driver” :(
at the air shows you know who the kids talk to? pilots. They dont talk to lame ahhh 50 something aerospace engineers
its more like oh hey childhood dream vs oh i actually want to go into piloting
Ikr
yes fly navy
i like doing behind the scenes stuff
but also i like interstellar more if anything
bro letting his mom control his life
i dont want to be the astronaut, i want ot be the person designing the tech that gets the astronauts into space
im definitely fs a design person
HELP WHAT??
surprising cause i absolutely hate 3d modeling
LMAOOOO NAHHH
African parents my brother fr fr
But in all honesty I fell out of love with it anyway, if I wanted to do it I would have
u get paid to fly everywhere though 😔
my mom did not want me to be a tech support, she wanted me to be a life support(doctor)
LMAOOOOO
i rememebr my parents kept tryna convince me out of aeroE and into bio
they wre like
but i have a phobia of bones and i faint when i see blood
SPACE IS IRRELEVANT??
do u even like physics?
my mom wanted me to be a doctor just bc i could look at blood 😭
or space?
and they were like in the future when AI takes over
who will be replaced first
engineers or doctors
🧍♀️
💀 WILD TAKE
THEY WERE SO GOOFY FOR THAT
idk what happened but they suddenly realized oh shit space might be the future
Crazy ass take
same for mine
but i hate both fields
damnn im sorta the same like im not gonna be fearful around blood but i cant take like big wounds and stuff where its very very gory so when i did apply bio (to jhu 🧍♀️) i did genomics
i dont wanna be part of deciding whether someone can live or not
i wrote a hella personal supp for jhu too which is so sad that mightve actually been my greatest essay
ture
engineers gotta be like that though :/
i think i could handle the blood and guts but i dont think i could survive the premed gunners 💀
I wrote my greatest essay to Chicago (rejected) so I understand
but for genomics its more research and i have a clear goal of what kind of research i would do
Dog eat dog type of world scares me a little
fr
my high school is super relaxed so idk if i can handle a hyper competitive environment 😭
my story is hella fuckin unique too my sister has like a syndrome thats extremely damn rare like that shit was discovered in 2016 or smt apparently but like bc its caused by mutations and stuff i wanna study it ykyk develop a cure cause they discovered smt that actually works ykyk jhu if they wanna let me in
if only uchicago had engineering
i loved their campus
Imma just have to try and work it out
i would love to go watch chicago symphony
berkeley let me in so i can watch the sf symphony 😔
did you apply to Northwestern ?
I wrote my NU essays 2 hours before being due, am I cooked?
LMAOOO
i was thinking abt it and my faverite essays are prolly the ones where i just talked abt teaching a hypothetical Hyperpop class 💀
that essay was sm fun tho ngl
I think it’s over for me
i'm a deranged hyperpop obsessive lol
i think it was literally just my biggest regret in high school not starting a club related to my culture (lmao they prolly hate me for this) so id liek to start one at nu
ugh why tf would i write about chiense yoyo instead of lion dance 😔
chinese yoyo kinda iconic tho
yes its super cool
I’m running out of my 1st album of reaction imgs
i think most of my supplementals were super bland 😭
definitely have not ruined my toes because i keep dropping them
Gonna need to reach into my other one
first album.
how is ur storage not dying
It’s called being prepared and ready
went ot a concert last night and my phone gave up 30 min into it cause it ran out of storage
5 petabytes of reaction images
I LOVE THIS IMG SO MUCH
honestly same yea
i thought my ucs kind of ate but
lol it’s one of my personal favorites
dude its so good
i love the ones that mildly roast the reader
me when i write about educational policy 5 times in a row 💀 💀
i kept recycling the same topic over and over which like yea but for me it was like
im so uncreative
after i submitted like
idk i remember for yale and columbia i got lazy and did the thing ur not supposed to do 💀
and copied the same essay for both of them and changed the names 😭
💀🔥
essay for columbia: i would love to go to yale
oh
close enough
LMAO
dude my stanford essays
im gonna striahgt up copy paste one of them bc idc if anyone plagiarizes i wrote them in 20 min bc i thought itd be funny
idc anymore though i hate Columbia now lol
Why do I have this image
What historical moment or event do you wish you could have witnessed?
I would like to see the moment that a Taiwanese politician, Wang Shu-Hui snatched the written proposal of direct transport links and shoved it into her mouth. As much as I love my culture, legislative violence seems to be embedded into it.
my final 3 braincells fr
WHAT IS THISSSS 😭
I DONT KNOW
IM DYING HELP
IT WAS IN THE DEPTHS OF MY ALBUM
this is iconic tho i love this
The Stanford community is deeply curious and driven to learn in and out of the classroom. Reflect on an idea or experience that makes you genuinely excited about learning.
Theoretically, if a human were to spin fast enough like a Beyblade, their rotational velocity could carry them upwards. This could happen and is proven by the physics of a bike, because the rotational velocity of a bike wheel creates a stabilizing force that is perpendicular to the direction the wheel is turning, also known as angular momentum.
When my physics teacher showed us the phenomenon of angular momentum with a gyroscope, I was stunned. She demonstrated the inner workings of speakers, using simple electromagnets, and how we’d be unable to walk without friction. These simple demonstrations, part of our curriculum, instantly got me captivated into physics.
From then, I realized that everything had to do with physics. My teacher, Mrs. teacher showed me how intertwined physics is with every subject. In AP Biology, our gel electrophoresis lab needed electric fields strong enough to pull DNA and RNA to show their molecular sizes. Many of our designs in my engineering classes invoked the use of physics to reach our deliverables; from using the force of gravity to sort marbles based on their mass, to making aerodynamic hovercrafts travel the furthest distance they could.
These small epiphanies, ranging from wait, I learned this in my physics class to haha, imagine if I managed to become a helicopter are what drives me to learn more. Because after all, I can’t create more silly ideas in my head that sound plausible if I don’t learn more.
whoever is reading this and wants to plagiarize it, i literally do not care i dont wanna go to a school that has the goofiest mascot that would 100% terrorize children
🔥
The Stanford mascot
my bones rattled in fear
jumpscare 😭
this is instant rejection]
you didnt go all the way with the joke
my bad 😔
girl why are your supplementals so much better than mine 😭
no way bro
DUDE I WROTE THESE WHILE HIGH ON SOUR CANDY
LITERALLY
I SPENT WEEKS ON MINE 💀
OK I DID TOO FOR MY OTHER SUPPS
Is your pfp the interior of Caesars Palace in Las Vegas
yep you nailed it
lol
NAHHH
I WAS GONNA BE LIE
im so disappointed i didnt get that
💀 💀 who knows maybe theyll pull through
I’m going to miss The Mirage’s volcano
i dont think ive ever been inside caesars palace
it's my fav, though I haven't been to many places
dude i used the wrong physics concept too
its not angular momentum
and even if it was
that one was fire too
thats not
I remember when I was in there I dropped my spaghetti on the floor
oop
😭
which theoretically yes that could happen too
if a human were to spin fast enough
yeah my incompetent physics brain didnt catch that lol
they can stand on their sides
yea that's just how awestruck you were
and start going like a wheel
i didnt either until i sent to a friend and they were like
It’s pretty cool and unique
good job
UR SPAGHETTI
NAUR
caesar's palace made me feel poor
oh i just remembered that i wrote a supplemental abt a class that i later dropped 💀
🧍♀️
maybe they wont catch that
at elast
i put "ap bio" in one of my piqs for the ucs
and then
i forog to report ap bio
it was for harvard too 
on my academic record
and i didnt catch it until like 5 days before the first ucs came out
like at that point its too late
at least u got usc 🔥
fwiw usc's campus is beautiful
god that gate
i didnt enter it but
i got to see the entrace
jesus chrsit man
beautifu;
my friend's comment on the three words i sent to brown 💀
it's not game theory, they wont spend too much time overanalyizing your application, so I think you're chilling
IVE LITERALLY NEVR SEEN USC BEFOIRE 😭
why u skulling? thats peak
AND I LIVE IN LA
its a cool campus ngl
they have a target
thank god
WHIMSICAL IS CRAZY
usc was just never on my radar before this year bc i never thought i'd be able to afford it tbh
U SHOULDDD
I LIKED THE CAMPUS. EVEN THOUGH IVE ONLY BEEN TO ITS ENTRANCE
true for instate ucla better
LIKE CMON
HE WAS THE GUY WHO DID A WHOLE VIDEO INTRO ABT HIS CONLANG TOO 😭
IM ON THE GROUND
NAHHH 😭
crazy guy but he somehow got into Brown ED im so jealous 😭
bro lucky him
bruh now i regret not applying
i will be immersed with the brick
I LOVE BRICKS
to USC?
the only reason i can even go is bc of NMF 😭
i mean my parents would be ok they just gotta cut back on some spending
but like
idk
otherwise the finaid would probably be 0 lol
being able to pay 90k a year is wild
bricks make anything sexy
yeaaaa
the worst part is
if i had gotten in
like if i applied
my dad wouldve forced me to go
damn 💀
prolly for the better tbf
NO LITERALLY
uclas campus is to die for
royce hall ❤️
i come from a UCLA family sooooooo it was kinda silly getting into usc 💀
omg that hall pissed me off bc its asymetrical on purpose
oblock ❤️
after i noticed i could not unsee it
i love that caption
yeah i already died
then i got realived when they rejected
My summer class instructor pulled the fire alarm here
i just see "eat my ass" in front of royce hall and im just
Got us evacuated
giggling like a middle schooler
thats hot
HUH 😭
So I was doing a summer program
My instructor was going off about James Maddison
Tripped on the projector wire
And fell onto the fire alarm
Hit the fire alarm
And hit the ground
thats so funny 😭 i feel bad for them i'd be dying from embarassment
bro took the fire alarm w them 😭
we should start a tradition of taking a piece of royce hall every time ppl visit
so that in 10 years half of it will be gone
bro
wild statement
that's my late night thought of the day
ppl just taking a hammer and casually chipping at it
my late night thoughts come up at around 11pm
watched something that said the architect put 52 imperfections in the building to represent the 52 sundays of the year. it's supposed to be modeled after a cathedral I think
thats when i ask some weird ass questions apparently
i got to sleep at 9pm so this is basically late night 😍
is this u
sleep deprivation makes u say wild things
me when i ask if jesus was enby bc he never got a Y chromosome cause yk mary was a virgin
LMAOOOO
LMAO
😭
r/trees
what did ppl breathe when trees didn't exist
yea
we didnt actually need to breath before trees were invented
exactly
the tree council is the reason why we have lungs now
Algae produce more oxygen than trees
its all bc of them trees
Green apple flavor marker scent
Truly the unsung heroes
my favorite
i miss mr scent markes or wahetevr theyre called
personally preferred the cotton candy ones
They are a better alternative to smelling alcohol
i never got scented markers as a kid 😭
our skibidi toilet </3
CRIMINAL
Probably because there is alcohol in there
literal brainrot
bro that’s so real
Hot take I think that the green apple markers are on par with smelling gasoline
This is real? Damn
this is why im evil nowadays
my brainrot was literally fidget spinners and tycoons on Roblox
my scented markers were sharpies 🥰
NOT THE FIDGET SPINNERS
My brain rot was
I HAD THREE OF THEM AND THEY WERE MADE OF METAL AND I THOUGHT I WAS SO COOL
You all remember like “mine diamonds”
actually there was this one old ass green marker i had for a while that always smelled strongly of vinegar
did u have a slime phase
i enjoyed thatone
😭
I started hating my own generation since the slime generation
my brother gave me a ucla fidget spinner 😭
and making slime without any of the necessary ingredients
criminal
Resulting in me being single all throughout hs
I tried making my own fidget spinner
REAL
me when i tried to make slime w shampoo and vinegar </3
LMAOOO
dating in hs is overrated
i remember accidentally flooding our microwave with glue trying to make slime with my cousins 💀
Eventually I just discovered what a non-Newtonian fluid is with a corn starch and hurt my hand really hard. Ow
omgg real
AOHFLDSFHROKJFSD I ALWAYS EVER HAD THE WHITE ELMERS GLUE WHICH NEVER WORKED AS WELL
omg lmfaooo
I agree, that is why I didn’t do it
bro how ru alive
I JUST TOOK SOME RANDOM ASS GLUE IN LIKE. A SAUCE BOTTLE 😭
when i put it in the microwabe it EXPANDED AND FLOODED OUT OF THE BOWL
BROOOOO
😭
From then I never dared to slap any kind of goo, not that I ever get asked to do that ever again or smth
uh having a younger sister
literally spent half an hour cleaning out the microwave in secret 💀
i gaslit my mother
i did that toio 🧍♀️
THE SECRET PART IS SO TRUE
WILD
The benefit of not being an only child
listneing to footsteps
i have my family's footsteps engraved into my soul
ingraved?
at that point I knew I was a lawyer by heart
i think my parents and my aunt+uncle were in the room literally next door the whole time 💀
Lawyering fr
and then applied cs </3
the saul goodman pipeline
bro u were legit seconds from being cooked
uh speech and debate ruined it for me
Sandd?
i thought u were talking abt actual sand and i was gonna talk abt eating sand on the regular in preschool 💀
Tried it, apparently people’s strategies are too conventional for my likings
ok btu who didnt
always a smarter white kid from Cupertino
i also used to eat seawater 🧍♀️
ALWAYS CUPERTINO
i love being at a school that never places or goes to states in anything <333
I smoke seaweed
u what
my brother has a story where he tried to drink his way out of drowning in a pool 💀
dude im so in shock im like
physically moving trying to figure out a response to that
actually tweaking
ITS THE FUNNIEST STORY THO 😭
I actually tried that once, then I realized the true meaning of drowning
dude now i gotta know
And a 7 day sentence from the local hospital
bro 🧍♀️
like this crazy pool instructor just threw him in the deep end and he just. sunk to the bottom 😭 so his idea to survive was to start DRINKING THE POOL WATER so that the water level would lower and he'd survive??
Bruh what
my cousin sabved him tho so he's still alive 👍
i wonder how many ppl have drowned bc of this line of thinking 😭
kids are dumb asf 💀
some swim instructor traumatized me for 9 years i think
Wait since when did the ucs megathread take over general
when i was 3
LMAO
my parents. as any parents did wante dmt o learn how to swim
We’re better than them
so they took me inot a poola
we r coping
Yes we are better than general
nd being a 3 yr old i was curious but not enough to actually go into the pool
this
Please get us in ucsb and Berkeley
ah yes I love Berkeley and ucb
im scared abt tomorrow bc i think one of the worst ppl i know got into ucla 💀
2 wonderful schools
so the instructor (i think, it may have been my parents) had the wonderful idea of giving me a little bit of encouragement.
as my 3 yr old self crouched on the side of the pool ,someone pushed me in head first and apparently i started screaming bloody murder or smt
Tf is an ucb
I want to get into Berkeley but I don’t think it’d be best for me
always
And how does it compare to Berkeley
oh I meant ucsb
whats with swim instructors and shoving kids into pools 😭
CSU Berkeley?
dude i literlaly thought i met begging4ham at ucla a couple weeks ago in this thread
You are glad I don’t have that copy pasta on my clipboard rn
LMAOOO YEA i mean i know how to swim now and i ended up being a raelly strong swimmer before i quit i never competed but i always beat the other kids in the unofficial races we had
That would’ve been hilarious
CSU Palo Alto
not with that image no
uhm ok I love cal
Cal
Don’t worry I am not an old disheveled white man
sureeee
ok I love berk
with a crazy receding hairline
Bark
Sus

bark for berk 😳
reminds me that i keep getting Berkeley's furry club on my tiktok fyp 💀
u what
Barkley
anyways—
my favorite school i meanw aht
I met them irl
and then-
what on earth.
i live like half an hour away from berkeley and ive never met any of these furry clubs
is that a thing
I waved to say my salutations and then got boba
Nobody has better reaction images than me
If you name anyone else you’re lying
furries are usually chill tbh
Imagine having Berkeley as your fav school. Sad
the berkeley effect is crazy
i only know berkeley has some sort of "naked run" because my friend keeps saying she wants to join it or smt
that's ucla
ucla has the same thing
my fav school is uwash 🧍♀️
Naked run at Berkeley???
UwU(university of Washington university)
my brother said part of the reason he chose ucla over berkeley was the undie run 😭
APPARENTLY
THATS WHAT ITS CALLED
OH MY GOD
that would be a nightmare bro imagine all the cs majors
BFHKJSHFKJLDSHKL
yeah im pretty sure ur thinking abt the ucla undie run lmao
ok i think im gonna go commit to sjsu
HELP
NAH THIS MADE ME ALGUH LOUDER THAN I WANTED TO
Nah lowkey….Berkeley do me a solid here
let me in Berkeley
NO IM TELLING U IT WAS AT BERKELEY
ok this is y I tell ppl I do cognitive science
my friend whos majoring in CS was talking about these scent sticks that morticians use 💀 and how she was gonna have to buy one in order to survive in her CS classes
BERKELEY PLEASE
bro
damn 😭
Petition to start a nonprofit for cs majors that offers free deodorant
she dropped the whole article and dipped
this is the real cheat code to get accepted to MIT
I do remember that berkeley had a protest for naked people once
they need it
bc i had a gigantic crush on this person and i listened to every word they ever said until they dropped that nuke and i had to take a wild step back
fr
what nuke?
LMAO
It be like that
block button
💀
bro one day I was wearing this hand lotion in my engineering class and someone dude smelled it and asked to use it and by the end of the class the bottle was almost empty but the class smelled good so
sacrifice?
BRUH 😭
we're still friends but i had my entire brain neurons altered
worth it idc
is it the one that smells like flowers
Idk I would’ve said something dumb as fuck tho
like the really thick one
i just said i supported her 
that feels like rubbing tar over my hands
it smells like jasmine flowers and this other flower I forgot
narrows it down yes
ITS SO HARD
IDK
ITS LIKE MY MIND CANNOT FUNCTION WO HAVING A CRUSH ON SOMEONE
🧍♀️
💀
some ppl can, i cant apparently
just find peace
damn girl
i've had 3 crushes my entire life
nonexistent
I’ve had 0🤡
in my brain
I had one, didn’t work, gave up
do I win?
thats fr crazy
i cant imagine that
at all
idk im always admiring at least one person
then i almost started dating one, didn't end well
I am not a winner :(
canon event
same
ha L
man
is bro gonna take that
im joking btw
man shut up I’m having a characterizing moment that leads me on a path of redemption
bro has no enemies
bro got that anime training arc fr
dude why is it
the gym is calling your name
mha type an
staring into my SOUL
That is how I felt after saying that
bro was mewing 😭
i clicked on the wrong one 🧍♀️
idk whats going on anymore 💀
I favorite gifs on my free time it’s over
pictographs are back in vogue in the UC thread lol
FR
LMAOOO
all my gifs r from
oh god
sophomore year
i have one gif favorited
WHAT
for whatever reason this is in my gifs 💀
gif spam in uc thread goes crazy
This is an educational space
Please use this space wisely
that gif timing was kind of perfect tho
educational class about gifs and internet culture <333
they pulled out the caps at the beginning of every msg 😭
🤫🧏♂️
simply showing examples from the time frame of 2020 to 2024
start gif maxxing bro
i think AP World has irreparably changed my brain chemistry 💀
the bs skills are still there
I’ve already maxxed you haven’t
Wait wrong gif
get on my level
this gif makes me feel touched
in a bad way
LMAO
☝️🤓
I HAVE RANDOM CHINESE COMMERCIAL GIFS
that’s it im hopping on pc it’s over for u guys
HUH?