All UCs 🐻🐮🐴🐱🐶🔱🤠🐌 (2023-2024)

[teal rivet]

After the World Cup happened

they’re gonna let more people from residing here in

[blissful zealot]

Ping

[teal rivet]

like from the country I’m in

😭

[fiery linden]

bro from my school we always get loads of uc acceptances

ucla ucb ucsd

all

so i have hope

and they enroll

[teal rivet]

Yeah but not UCB 💀

[fiery linden]

yeah true

only 1

ive seen

[soft cargo]

same but only 1 UCB acceptance

[fiery linden]

and she got regents

[swift vortex]

is ucsd dropping in 3 hours

[blissful zealot]

@wheat flower

[gentle wyvern]

We only have 15 for ucsd and ucla each

[soft cargo]

4

[teal rivet]

SD is popular from my school tho

[gentle wyvern]

😭

[teal rivet]

So like

[misty delta]

at 4 pm pst is estimated

[fiery linden]

bro i know this guy who got into sd for engineering

[teal rivet]

I had 8 out of 12 ucsd

[fiery linden]

and he was honestly average

[granite dirge]

wait ucsc is out?

[teal rivet]

Same

[soft cargo]

isn't it rolling?

[fiery linden]

might seem rude

but the highest level of math he did

[misty delta]

it's out

[teal rivet]

The guy who got into UCSD with AAB

[granite dirge]

idk i saw ppl at celebration saying they got it

[fiery linden]

was ib math aa sl

[teal rivet]

💀 yeah

[fiery linden]

he had 0 rigor

no chem

[soft cargo]

he got into engineering in UCSD with MAA SL??

[teal rivet]

It’s crazy sometimes

[fiery linden]

yeah

meche

crazy

[soft cargo]

how's that possible

tf

[teal rivet]

my school has that sorta brand name

But I left it so

[fiery linden]

i was shocked too

[teal rivet]

Idk if that’ll apply

[fiery linden]

he got waitlisted from vt

[teal rivet]

but a lot of average students get into top ones

[fiery linden]

honestly

after seeing him

[teal rivet]

Because the pool is too good

[fiery linden]

i think i have a chance

but who knows

[teal rivet]

It’s random

[soft cargo]

it is super random

[teal rivet]

there’s an element of unpredictability

[soft cargo]

i got waitlisted from davis and accepted to irvine

[kind jay]

Smh need a manifestation attitude

[blissful zealot]

R u that one girl who used to Stan UChicago

[gentle wyvern]

Opposite for me

[limber cipher]

exact same for me

do we got hope at sd???

[fiery linden]

at this point it should be a minimum grade and then a lottery like draw 😭💀

[soft cargo]

one has an acceptance rate of 60%, the other 23%

like what?

[limber cipher]

Davis is like 35

[teal rivet]

That’s pretty much what it is ngl

[simple locust]

frl

[limber cipher]

not 60 bro

[feral timber]

LMAO

150K

lottery

[soft cargo]

Davis is higher, no?

[gusty wadi]

davis is not 60% 💀

[gentle wyvern]

What Davis does not have an acceptance rate of 60

[limber cipher]

no it’s 35 LMAO

Irvine’s 21

[soft cargo]

rlly?

[simple locust]

Davis is 37 now

[soft cargo]

oh

my bad then

[simple locust]

It dropped

[soft cargo]

still though

[gentle wyvern]

Davis and uci are pretty difficult to get into

[simple locust]

Really badly

[real bluff]

wait guys can anyone just change their major to anything at ucsc??

[misty delta]

also random note, if ucsc's rolling by last name, it's near the end i'm s and others are s & t and they just got in now

[granite dirge]

yup im dead for the other two

[simple locust]

David used to he 48%

[kind jay]

Gets even worse when you get into majors

[gentle wyvern]

Idk why u think that low of Davis

[gusty wadi]

100k applicants and 30k acceptances 💀

[feral timber]

I thought 30% was uncompetitve 💀

[fiery linden]

ima be completely blunt. loads of people apply to ucb and ucla when unfortunately they have no way near the academic prowess (3-4 people from my class this year)

they have a 3.4-3.5 gpa

[gentle wyvern]

Bruh

[naive pivot]

I’m V and I got in

[fiery linden]

barely any ec's

[feral timber]

ppl apply for the sake applying

[fiery linden]

i do think a lot of ucla and ucb acceptance rates are heavily deflated

[twilit escarp]

My school had like a 32% acceptance rate to Santa Cruz last year

[limber cipher]

HOPEFULLY

[fiery linden]

like its much easier applying to ucb

[soft cargo]

it's weird that one would get accepted to a uni w a lower acceptance rate than one with a higher one, unless the practice in question was yield protection

[feral timber]

in the end of they day
Money flows 🗣

[fiery linden]

than mit for example

no extra essays

[granite dirge]

how tf did i get rejected

im done

[fiery linden]

just a click

[feral timber]

$95 per application

[granite dirge]

no way am i getting into ucla and ucsd now

[soft cargo]

considering the applications are the same

[soft cargo]

from where

[fiery linden]

true but they delude themselves

imma be honest

[feral timber]

ye
Just a button click and extra money away

[fiery linden]

one girl is nearly failing

ib

applying to ucb

[granite dirge]

ucsc

[simple locust]

it’s how much money they wanna make

where they live and how likely they would accept the offer

[fiery linden]

so the acceptance rates arent really that accurate

[soft cargo]

🙏

[fiery linden]

a lot of people are auto rejects

[feral timber]

quirky personality gonna carry 🤩🤩

[simple locust]

someone from billings Montana would more likely go to uci than someone from austin

[worthy sierra]

erm can someone explain what a proposed major is in simple terms, got into UCSC with a proposed major in latin-american studies/sociology but IDK

pls

[teal rivet]

Ik people who got ABC in Singaporean a levels tho and got into berk EECs

[soft cargo]

isn't proposed major the one you just applied with

[teal rivet]

but Singaporean a levels so tough

[feral timber]

the only Montana is know is Hana Montana 🗣

[fiery linden]

HUH? 😭💀

[teal rivet]

Yeah they understand the difference in difficulty

[worthy sierra]

oh yah ure right

ty

[iron latch]

ucsc bioengineering admitted !! :D

[soft cargo]

np

[soft cargo]

gz 🎉

[feral timber]

congrats

[tawny island]

also

everyone today is going to be a tough day. 3 releases in one day, its going to be brutal. Everyone even people who got rejected, waitlisted or got in , you have worked so hard for the past 4 years. I am sure there is always a better university there which will appreciate you more. Congrats for your strength and resilience, hope you guys also have the strength to go thru the next 2.
we all hear "rejection is redirection" but its still fine to feel the pain for the universities you have worked so hard for.
Please be hopeful and cheerful, you will get into one or the other 😄

[feral timber]

🗣🗣

fax

[soft cargo]

needed to hear this 🙏

[feral timber]

worrying today aint gonna do shit

[kind jay]

Realistically 90% of this chat won’t get into UCLA

[feral timber]

The die has been cast

[iron latch]

tyty

[soft cargo]

yo are you an overwatch player

[iron latch]

ughhh

[sturdy salmon]

Wait so its coming out today

Fr

Tf

[feral timber]

yes
Guess who I main 😱

[kind jay]

But at the end of the day if you work hard you can accomplish anything regardless of your school

[soft cargo]

rank?

[teal rivet]

Fanum tax

[feral timber]

🤡

Silver 4

[soft cargo]

....

i have no words.

[teal rivet]

💀

[feral timber]

In my defense I got nobody to peel

for me

[soft cargo]

are u international or NA

[teal rivet]

Is that no grass touched level of mastery

[feral timber]

🙏

[soft cargo]

EU or NA

[feral timber]

International

[sturdy salmon]

Wayy too many internationals and OOS got into davis and irvine this year

[soft cargo]

or Asia

[feral timber]

That's the 2nd worst rank bro

right above bronze

[teal rivet]

Ok grass touched rank then

[feral timber]

Middle East

[soft cargo]

nah bro i was top 300 last season

[teal rivet]

YOO

[feral timber]

I play EU servers I think

[teal rivet]

u middle eastern

?

[feral timber]

Im Indian

but I live in the Middle East

[teal rivet]

oh lol 💀

[feral timber]

🗣

[teal rivet]

same

[soft cargo]

💀

[feral timber]

ay W

[soft cargo]

nice

[teal rivet]

I’m Egyptian and I live in the ME

[sturdy salmon]

Same lmfaoo

[teal rivet]

aaaa

[teal rivet]

what country if u don’t mind

[feral timber]

Kuwait

[teal rivet]

Ah

[sturdy salmon]

Ayyyy

[feral timber]

wbu?

[teal rivet]

I’m world cup ahh country

🇶🇦

[sturdy salmon]

YO

[teal rivet]

OMG RLLY

[sturdy salmon]

WHAT

[feral timber]

ooh

[teal rivet]

YOO

[feral timber]

2 qataris

[teal rivet]

Doha college ?

[sturdy salmon]

HELLL NAH

[teal rivet]

ok good

[feral timber]

Istg if u both in the same secntion n shit

[teal rivet]

I left that shitty school

[feral timber]

aw

[distant adder]

which uc's are coming out today? and what time?

[frozen wraith]

ucla/ucsd today?

[teal rivet]

I mean everyone be mainly living in Doha lmao

[granite dirge]

ucsc is out

[iron latch]

ugh

[granite dirge]

i think i might be the only person to get rejection

[teal rivet]

Please not ASD 😭

ASD is good

[sturdy salmon]

Wukair has actual cows just running cross the street

[feral timber]

My only memory of qatar

is the airport

[edgy coral]

yield protect

[feral timber]

🗣

They had the fun tube slides

[sturdy salmon]

W airport

[feral timber]

I spent 30 mins when I was 7 or 8 just sliding

10/10 would do again

[sturdy salmon]

Kuwait was were my grandparents lived so major childhood nostalgia

[granite dirge]

nah theres no way

theres people here with better stats

[soft cargo]

guys UCLA portal is down

[feral timber]

ooh
Kuwait has changed a lot

[soft cargo]

pretty much confirms that it's today

now?

[feral timber]

we know trust

[sturdy salmon]

Yea its been a decade

[sturdy salmon]

Are you asd?

[humble nova]

UCLA ‘28 trust

@blissful zealot ucsc bagged 💀

[teal rivet]

No

I’m in a goofy situation

[kind jay]

Smh gonna be on a plane to Chicago when it comes out

[sturdy salmon]

UCLA 28’ 🕯️🕯️

[granite dirge]

if i got rejected from ucsc i have no chance

[humble nova]

Get WiFi

[feral timber]

Safe travels 🗣

[teal rivet]

I took my exams early

[granite dirge]

rejections about to surpass acceptances

[humble nova]

Did you check?

[granite dirge]

yes

[teal rivet]

While I was in dc

[fallow stream]

there is still hope

[granite dirge]

and i thought in state would be easier than oos

[fallow stream]

what major???

[granite dirge]

[hidden cedar]

accepted to ucsc cs :P

[teal rivet]

so I when I got my results

[granite dirge]

applied math for ucsc

[blissful zealot]

Blessed with

[humble nova]

Yield protection bro

[blissful zealot]

UCs sweep

[humble nova]

Wrong UC I need ucla to accept me instead

[granite dirge]

we'll see after the two ucs come out

[humble nova]

3/3 is very different from 7/7 😭

[granite dirge]

ive a feeling ucs just dont like my stats

[humble nova]

True

[feral timber]

Mathematically both are equal to 1 🤓

[teal rivet]

I told my principal and he said I couldn’t continue even tho I got the highest marks possible and the reason was other kids would be mad that I did them early ??? But wtv I left that school and basically do it at some centre

I’m enrolled technically in a school

[feral timber]

LMAO

Principal got jealous lmfao

[teal rivet]

But I homestudy

[kind jay]

Thanks!

[teal rivet]

Yeah

He compared me with his son lmao

Like bud

[kind jay]

I have a 1 hour train ride afterwards so I can open it then @feral timber

[feral timber]

that takes dedication fr

[teal rivet]

he said his son can do his exams early and get 9s too

😂

[feral timber]

ou
Make it cinematic fr

[teal rivet]

like ok?

Why doesn’t he do it

[feral timber]

Look at the views, sip coffee and open the acceptance letter

[teal rivet]

and he continued saying negative shit

About no uni accepting me

[kind jay]

It’s gonna a beautiful night ride into the city

[teal rivet]

etc

lmao

[kind jay]

From o hare

[feral timber]

W

[kind jay]

I’ll save it as I approach my downtown stop

Notre dames getting opened at the airport tho idc

[feral timber]

lmaooo
Restarted principal fr

[agile tree]

is ucsc releasing rn???

[feral timber]

yes

[teal rivet]

lmao

Fr

[agile tree]

is it A-C atm

last names

[teal rivet]

bruh the whole country against me lmao

I can’t even take my final exams here

Gotta travel

to the uae

[feral timber]

?????

[sturdy salmon]

Stay strong man

[teal rivet]

Yeah

[feral timber]

They know u gonna make it big

the opps out for u fr

[sturdy salmon]

What kinda hater school?

Is that

[teal rivet]

minister of education says I can’t take gcses and a levels early 🤓

[sturdy salmon]

Jesus

[teal rivet]

Nah first it was fc

DC

that made me leave

And I can’t take my actual exams

without travelling

[sturdy salmon]

So glad my parents didnt enroll me there

[teal rivet]

Cuz in the uae I can get my certificate

[teal rivet]

Yeah lmao

Bruh

Everyone is confused as to why I left

I didn’t tell any of my friends I did my exams early

but I was pretty much “the best in school”

so now a lot of them want to leave lmao

Cuz I left

so the school losing either way

my biggest opps Fr

[feral timber]

W

[teal rivet]

Wanna stay humble tho

So I’m waiting till I actually travel

And go to uni

To get back in touch with my friends

I wanna move in silence

till everything works out

[feral timber]

UCLA thread going loco with the blessings fr

[teal rivet]

😭

[blissful zealot]

Nah both 100%

[feral timber]

the dude gets it

Hot stove here is waiting for the decisions

[teal rivet]

Lmao I was just doing a physics question on muons

[royal steppe]

Woo one win ucsc

[feral timber]

lmaoo

[teal rivet]

And I should’ve used that as a reason for time dilation

[valid crater]

Yes

[feral timber]

time dilation in phy 💀

is this sm advance level course

[teal rivet]

cuz the observer can see the muon live longer than it actually is

[blissful zealot]

UCB>UChicago Fr

[feral timber]

I know derivations fr 🗣🗣

[teal rivet]

Cuz time dilates

[feral timber]

oh

[teal rivet]

💀 bro wha

[feral timber]

light takes time

to travel

nvm

[teal rivet]

nah it’s not light

[valid crater]

yeah im probs choosing Berkeley but i still wanna get in </3

[teal rivet]

bruh

[feral timber]

💀

I feel restarted

[blissful zealot]

lol

[teal rivet]

Nah for instance muons live for a time t

[feral timber]

WHAT IS A MUON

[teal rivet]

but because they’re travelling at speeds near the speed of light

[teal rivet]

😭

[teal rivet]

it’s just a particle

[iron latch]

what

[teal rivet]

a lepton

[feral timber]

this shi aint in my syllabus bruh 🙏

[teal rivet]

what even is ur syllabus 😭

[iron latch]

is this special relativity

fck

oh yes it is

[teal rivet]

Yeah time dilation but with particle physics

[iron latch]

such a classic example for time dilation

💀

😭

[teal rivet]

A level is fun

But the markschemes are ass

[feral timber]

and here I was thinking CBSE is bs

[unborn depot]

Ucsc is out

[feral timber]

u take the cake fr

[teal rivet]

BRUH WAIT CBSE IS EASIER?

that’s crazy

lmao

i didn’t know that

I don’t know anything about CBSE ngl

So idk how difficult it is

In comparison

[feral timber]

We didnt have this lepton bs

[teal rivet]

lol

it’s not that bad

[feral timber]

physics is my bane fr

[teal rivet]

particle physics fun tho

They gotta add it

[simple locust]

icse

is harder

[feral timber]

oui

[teal rivet]

tbh

Anything is harder than AP

Comparatively

[frozen wraith]

ucla portal is down

might come out today

[ocean crypt]

In how much time will UCLA/UCSD release their decisions

[teal rivet]

3 hrs

[ocean crypt]

Cool thx

[feral timber]

wait fr?

[teal rivet]

Idk

[frozen wraith]

7 or 8pm EST i think

around that time

[teal rivet]

someone said 4 hrs

Some time ago

[feral timber]

8pm EST

[hollow harbor]

good luck guys <3

[ocean crypt]

ffs

[teal rivet]

3 am for me

😭

[feral timber]

Imma check it tomorrow morning after sleeping

[feral timber]

fr

same

[teal rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/u-hivemind-the-u-impostor-among-us-arcade-craniacs-gif-23537411

💀

UCLA brainrot

[feral timber]

💀

We losing brain cells

My last final is on Tuesday

[fiery linden]

4am for me 😭💀

[feral timber]

I need UCLA acceptance for motivation 🗣🗣

[teal rivet]

All my fucking decisions have always almost been 3 am

[fiery linden]

Same

[feral timber]

it's usually midnight for me

first time 3am

[fiery linden]

Georgia tech was 5 am for me

[frozen wraith]

apparently ucla is 7% this year so

🙂

[feral timber]

💀

[frozen wraith]

i am fine

[feral timber]

If I get into UCLA

[frozen wraith]

🙂

[teal rivet]

Yeah I expected that 💀

[feral timber]

IVY league possible?? 😱

[frozen wraith]

for sure

[teal rivet]

It’s 💀 brutal

[agile wedge]

Basically I’m not getting in

[teal rivet]

OMG BEGGING4ham

MY LONG LOST TWON

[feral timber]

UCLA got a lot more imp

[teal rivet]

If u get in I get in

[feral timber]

I aint that religious but imma pray fr fr

[teal rivet]

and vice versa

[granite dirge]

im so cooked for ucsd and ucla

[feral timber]

bro used soul link

[agile wedge]

I’m here and ready to rumble

[tight kestrel]

UCLA comes out today?

[feral timber]

yes

[granite dirge]

u got into ucsc?

[feral timber]

8pm EST

[tight kestrel]

What time

wtf 8

[teal rivet]

I prayed alot for berk early and my mum did too DIDNT work 💀

[agile wedge]

Didn’t apply

[fiery linden]

Source?

[frozen wraith]

Idk my friend told me

[fiery linden]

😭

[agile wedge]

Only did UCLA, Berkeley, SD, Davis (accepted), Riverside (accepted), Irvine (rejected)

Idk what that means

[feral timber]

😭
It's fine. God prolly wants u to get into LA

[agile wedge]

Prob don’t mean anything

[feral timber]

🗣🗣

[honest vine]

are UC waitlists ranked

[teal rivet]

LA land of shaytan

[tight kestrel]

how r u gonna get into ucla but rejected from UCI

[feral timber]

u gotta cleanse the shaytan from LA

[agile wedge]

Idk let people have hope

[acoustic ibex]

LOL

[feral timber]

chosen one fr

[teal rivet]

Smrithi got into berk but waitlisted UCI 💀

[feral timber]

it's random

to a degree

[tight kestrel]

Who does UCI think they are 😭😭

[agile wedge]

UCI is random card

basically

[heady cobalt]

bruh

[acoustic ibex]

Then it wasn’t meant to happen

[teal rivet]

UCI rejected the best applicants pretty much

[acoustic ibex]

Dw

[feral timber]

it's the best uni fr fr

Rank 1

in being UC Irvine

[teal rivet]

My mum then saw the guy stealing the iPhones vid

at Berkeley

😂

[acoustic ibex]

Flip a coin to see if this person get in

[tight kestrel]

Maybe rank one in asian population

😂😂

[lilac yoke]

does SD come out today?

[agile wedge]

More or less

[tight kestrel]

UCI literally all the Asians

[feral timber]

😭

[agile wedge]

UCLA and UCSD

[lilac herald]

uci is so goofy

[acoustic ibex]

😭

[feral timber]

India (Mini edition)

[fiery linden]

Why is EECs so tough to get into 💀

[lilac herald]

its more like china mini edition

University of Chinese Immigrants they call it

[fiery linden]

Why tf was there not just an ee major

Adding cs

[tidal gale]

f should i stay up till 4

[teal rivet]

It’s mostly asian Asians then Indian Asians

[fiery linden]

Harmed my chances

[tidal gale]

casual racism loving it

[native kiln]

are UCs out?

[feral timber]

Asian Asians 💀

[acoustic ibex]

As a Bengali I think they put me under Indian for yield protection

[teal rivet]

It’s not 3 apparently it’s still 5 hours for me

[tight kestrel]

I got in for CS at UCI but is their program even good

[tidal gale]

thankfully no uci for me

[lilac herald]

4pm

[fiery linden]

Yo Dhaka?

[feral timber]

nahhh 💀

[teal rivet]

American definition of Asians

[acoustic ibex]

Nah I’m second gen

[teal rivet]

I was out as white

[tidal gale]

oh shit yeah i am NOT staying up till 6am

[native kiln]

just ucla and ucsd right

[teal rivet]

💀

I’m ME

[feral timber]

Tume Bangla jano?

[fiery linden]

U don’t live in Bangladesh?

[radiant tendon]

UCSC is out

[feral timber]

W

[tidal gale]

💀

[teal rivet]

Not remotely white

[radiant tendon]

ami bangla jani!

[lilac herald]

yeah

[acoustic ibex]

I understand it but can’t really speak it

[tight kestrel]

When does USC come out

[fiery linden]

U from Bangladesh?

[lilac herald]

i fucking hate how they spread out all the uc decisions over the span of like 5 weeks

[feral timber]

ayy W

[acoustic ibex]

Nope, live in cali my parents are immigrants

[lilac herald]

theyre playing mind games

[feral timber]

Indian

West Bengal

[tidal gale]

bro just offended every bengali

[radiant tendon]

me tooo

[lilac herald]

like bro just release all of them on the same day PLEASE

[upper mango]

we will find tranquility

[tight kestrel]

oh yah berk is march 28

[tidal gale]

oh damn dont see too many bengalis here

im from the glorious north india

[fiery linden]

Very hard to find a fellow Bangladeshi student applying to us colleges man 😭

[acoustic ibex]

That’s because most can’t immigrate let alone apply to college

[feral timber]

Gonna represent mamta Banerjee 🗣🗣

[teal rivet]

Wdym

I know a lot 😭

[feral timber]

Hamba Hamba international edition

[tidal gale]

uttar pradesh here man

[tidal gale]

oh fugg

[fiery linden]

Na like studying in dhaka

Here

[feral timber]

ayy
Yogi

[teal rivet]

Wrote about utter Pradeep in my English exam

[fiery linden]

Not overseas Bangladeshis

[acoustic ibex]

I think I have a couple relatives from uttar pradesh

[teal rivet]

Ah yeah pretty much impossible

[acoustic ibex]

Yeah it’s super difficult

[tidal gale]

real shit lucknow is the best indian city no questions asked

[fiery linden]

Bro I wrote about how my grandfather migrated from India and had to face prosecution in 1971 😭💀

[tidal gale]

lmfaoo

[acoustic ibex]

Out of my gazillion cousins I only know one studying international

[fiery linden]

In my piq

[tidal gale]

autocorrect lol

[fiery linden]

Proper randirona 😭

[feral timber]

that's a cool essay topic fr

[tidal gale]

oh that war

[teal rivet]

Wait where are u from

[feral timber]

LMAO

[upper relic]

Have UCSD UCLA or Berkeley released yet?

[acoustic ibex]

I was considering that LOL

[tidal gale]

ay yo we goin randirona here huh

[teal rivet]

💀

[acoustic ibex]

Born in US

[tidal gale]

my english paper on the contrary is bakchodi

purely

[teal rivet]

Ethnically I mean cuz u said cousins

[gleaming kestrel]

damn me too

[upper relic]

?

[tidal gale]

ayy lko gang?

[feral timber]

My essay was on my MUN development arc
Being noob-> Organising MUNs and speaking at Harvard MUN 🗣🗣

[tidal gale]

cooked

[teal rivet]

Berkeley is still far away

but today is ucsd or la prob

[fiery linden]

My kids hopefully will say this 😭💀

[gleaming kestrel]

haanji bhai

[acoustic ibex]

Oh my cousins are still in Bangladesh, my parents are like one of three couples in our family that migrated altogether

[teal rivet]

Ah

[feral timber]

Nahh
Got into 7 unis till now

[abstract flint]

What decisions are speculated for today?

[tidal gale]

arre bhenchod where do u live bruh

[teal rivet]

bro every Bangladeshi ik here in Qatar loves the uk for some reason

[feral timber]

including nyu

[tidal gale]

no i meant like you cooked

[gleaming kestrel]

noida

[teal rivet]

everyone flocks to the uk and they hate on america 😭

[upper relic]

I got rejected from Udub

[fiery linden]

HONESTLY MAN

[tidal gale]

ed2??

[feral timber]

ou shi

[feral timber]

yes but had to reject

[fiery linden]

Out of 20 kids in my class

[acoustic ibex]

The UK is great for Bengali’s ngl

They have a ton of halal food

[fiery linden]

15 are going to the uk

To study

[feral timber]

100K a year a bit too much

[fiery linden]

And 5 to the us

[acoustic ibex]

Islam is the second largest religion there

[tidal gale]

oh i thought lko

[acoustic ibex]

It’s up

[teal rivet]

same with a lot of other kids from other countries tho so not surprised

[tidal gale]

AY YO ITS THAT MUCH

[vagrant crescent]

when is it dropping

[tidal gale]

A GURL IN MY SCHOOL COMMITTED

or is about to

[feral timber]

pretty much

[gleaming kestrel]

where u from

[royal steppe]

Was UCSC supposed to come today? i thought they said the 19th

[fiery linden]

Bro if u convert that to inr or bdt

It’s ropes 💀

[tidal gale]

lucknow

[acoustic ibex]

NAH

[feral timber]

Im gonna uncommit

[teal rivet]

I mean I doubt you’re not gonna find halal food in nyc or LA

[fiery linden]

Crazy man

[teal rivet]

😭

[feral timber]

It just feels wrong asking my parents to pay that much

[acoustic ibex]

You’d be surprised

[fiery linden]

Ucs will cost 1cr local currency 😭💀

[gleaming kestrel]

do uk how many hours I still have to be awake for ucsd

[fiery linden]

Per year

[acoustic ibex]

At least in LA

[abstract flint]

What ucs are today

[acoustic ibex]

Not that many options

[feral timber]

Hindu Bengalis exist too

[teal rivet]

We can eat kosher

[feral timber]

just sayin

[tidal gale]

im gonna have my fair share of pork in usa lmao

[teal rivet]

is that not available either

[acoustic ibex]

I don’t see a lot of kosher either 💀

[feral timber]

Halal chicken on top fr

[tidal gale]

not worth, see it in the morning

[teal rivet]

No wonder it’s the land of the shaytan

[acoustic ibex]

I mean Hindu bengalis can say they’re from India and hang out with anyone

[teal rivet]

but my aunt been living in LA and says it’s fine

😭

[tidal gale]

i might consider beef man its tempting as fuck

[feral timber]

😭

[fiery linden]

Bro halal food is one of the reasons go to umich

[acoustic ibex]

Fr

[fiery linden]

And the bidet

My did

I am so scared

[kind jay]

Bro what

[feral timber]

Everything is a collection of protein and fat in the end

[kind jay]

😭

[fiery linden]

Living without the bidet

[feral timber]

🗣🗣

[fiery linden]

Fuck

[kind jay]

@teal rivet dude there’s a whole halal cart empire in New York

It’s a massive thing

They’re everywhere

[teal rivet]

It’s a joke I like to say like go onto Venice beach and a lot of people do voodoo shit

[kind jay]

What’s voodoo shit 😭

[tidal gale]

real

[feral timber]

can they voodoo and get me into UCLA

that

is imp q

[teal rivet]

Yeah ik two Egyptian brothers who basically benefited of the one dollar pizza thing lmao

[fiery linden]

Which eventually ends up in ur toilet

[teal rivet]

sadly I think it’s for harm

[feral timber]

The cycle of life 🤩

[tidal gale]

also real but some of the meats are tastier

[unique basalt]

when do ucsd and ucla come out

at 3 today?

[feral timber]

Gonna harm the remaining 149K applicants ez

[kind jay]

Tbh after not eating beef my entire life I can’t eat jt for long or else I feel revolted

[rustic agate]

yeah they come out 3-4 PM ish

[feral timber]

Chat join me in being the 1K that gets accepted

[teal rivet]

bro I remember some mf girl in my class rlly did witchcraft on me

I don’t even believe in that 💀

[feral timber]

😭

[tidal gale]

damn

[rustic agate]

Too bad I'm already accepted

[tidal gale]

sd?

[feral timber]

Hogwarts degree>Harvard degree

[kind jay]

I was just conditioned to it lmao

[teal rivet]

😭

[feral timber]

LA

[tidal gale]

ohh

[tidal gale]

LA GANG
RAHHH TERENCE TAO

[kind jay]

My body’s not used to beef so it’s gonna react like that

[rustic agate]

No

LA sucks

[teal rivet]

She confessed and I was gonna laugh 😂 cuz she was talking about bs astrology signs and wtv and I honestly didn’t understand shit

[rustic agate]

Wait so she asked you out?

[tidal gale]

ooh idek have never like seen it irl

[rustic agate]

fml

I'm probably going to be single4life

[feral timber]

you saying u don't believe the movement of the planets affect ur lives 😱😱😱😱

ur chakra is imbalances

[acoustic ibex]

Me too man

[tidal gale]

like brother like brother

[feral timber]

definitely a scorpio

fr fr

[acoustic ibex]

Single gang

[rustic agate]

lmao I'm a scorpio myself

[acoustic ibex]

What is this Scorpio slander

[unique basalt]

!ga

[tidal gale]

yeah i mean were in a2c soo

[feral timber]

Pisces on top tho 🙏

[rustic agate]

:|

[feral timber]

It was meant to be with me being a bengali

[acoustic ibex]

Exactly

[teal rivet]

She said that she did that when she used to like me to fall in love with her 💀 but thankfully she grew older and told me about it but it’s funny 😭 we’re still friends but it shows u how stupid people could be when they’re young

[rustic agate]

Deshi or Indian Bengali?

[acoustic ibex]

I’m a Bengali Scorpio

[feral timber]

who cares about getting accepted into a relationship when u can get accepted into a uni

🗣🗣

[feral timber]

Indian

[meager minnow]

Is UCLA today??

[teal rivet]

😭

[feral timber]

yes

8pm est

there u go

[meager minnow]

Alright thank you

[teal rivet]

I have Calc game

guys

[rustic agate]

Except Unis play hard to get harder than actual people 😭

[feral timber]

😭

Being left on read irl? ❌
Ignored by uni? ✅

[rustic agate]

Ngl the second one hurts more

[feral timber]

and unis are more expensive

[rustic agate]

even worse is getting ghosted by a job

[feral timber]

it's out

[feral timber]

Haven

t

[teal rivet]

True

[rustic agate]

technically rolling

[feral timber]

had to deal with that yet

[rustic agate]

oh you will, especially internship hunting

[feral timber]

F1 Visa 🗣🗣

[teal rivet]

guys it’s easy to pull a gf just pull a Taylor series while she’s in maths class and let her ask h for help

[acoustic ibex]

Internship hunting is going to kill me

[feral timber]

I dont need an internship anw
Volunteering got my back

[rustic agate]

it's bad already with gc and citizenship

F1 is going to make it worse

[agile wedge]

@rustic agate would you say that UCSD is very very difficult for pre-med

[feral timber]

fr

[teal rivet]

😭

[feral timber]

Premed dont need that much internship

[teal rivet]

Fr

[acoustic ibex]

I’m saved

[feral timber]

I can get by doing volunteering

[rustic agate]

Getting in or just university difficulty?

[acoustic ibex]

Oh

Not saved

[distant adder]

do UCSD and UCLA both come out today?

[agile wedge]

University difficulty

[distant adder]

and anyone knwo the times

[humble nova]

Please please please

[teal rivet]

HOLD ON UR DOING PREMED AS AN INTL????

it’s impossible

[feral timber]

volunteering doesn't need the authorization

[blissful zealot]

Light work

[feral timber]

nuh uh

get rekt

[teal rivet]

nah

[feral timber]

It's doable

[humble nova]

I heard usc is next Friday f usc 😡 (prepping for ucla)

[rustic agate]

Oh it's pretty hard. Doable but you have to put a lot and I mean a lot of work

[feral timber]

why u gotta be like this

[teal rivet]

Cuz u can’t get residency in the us

[feral timber]

ik

[humble nova]

You will not hear from me after 5 btw 😭

[teal rivet]

no like visa wise

[feral timber]

why is mf doing this

[fiery linden]

Gonna become an investment banker 💪

[rustic agate]

Bye

[agile wedge]

But would it be worth UCSD premed over like Davis premed from what you do know?

[teal rivet]

I’m not talking about ur ability

[rustic agate]

ahaha me

[feral timber]

broksi respectfully

[rustic agate]

I'm a Biz minor and looking for IB positions

[feral timber]

stfu 🙏

[fiery linden]

I don’t even know why I am studying engineering 😭

[humble nova]

UCSD bio >>> ucd bio

[teal rivet]

yeah u can do premed but can’t get into med school in the us

cuz it’s reserved mainly for permanent residents

[feral timber]

for the sake of being civil

[teal rivet]

and citizens

[feral timber]

I wont say more shit

[fiery linden]

Apparently math/engineering is better for ib and quant than biz majors

[teal rivet]

no I’m curious

I wanna know how u can do it

[acoustic ibex]

Even for us it’s insanely dumb

[rustic agate]

I'm in Corporate Banking(IB lite) 😭

yeah

[humble nova]

Take it to dms

[teal rivet]

Ok

[jade quiver]

Virtually no upsides to comp sci at this point 💀

[feral timber]

nuh uh
I ain't talkin shit 🙏

[jade quiver]

Hard to get in college for, hard to get degree, hard to find job for, hard to keep job

[acoustic ibex]

[nova bridge]

waitlisted ucsc its so over

[acoustic ibex]

Hard to keep job?

[teal rivet]

I’m not dissing u I’m just curious as to how it’s possible cuz I used to wanna do it

[jade quiver]

Layoffs

[blissful zealot]

No

[acoustic ibex]

Oh nah screw that

[blissful zealot]

Tell me of you get in

ASAP

[humble nova]

No

[blissful zealot]

Y

[humble nova]

Will not be chwaking for a while

If it’s wl or rejection I will be crying

[nova bridge]

me when i get into a sub 10% school and not ucsc

[humble nova]

So

[blissful zealot]

:(

[humble nova]

Neu’s admissions and ucsc’s admissions are super different

[humble nova]

I’ll lyk at some point though

[pallid crater]

The end is nigh

[nova bridge]

i know but its funny

so i think its safe to assume ucsd and ucla are off the table for me

and ucsb

[pallid crater]

Hol' up

[rustic agate]

ye

[pallid crater]

UCSC released its second batch?

Nice

[gusty wadi]

yeah 👍

[nova bridge]

i think its rolling by last name

mine starts with b so

[gusty wadi]

i got it

[west goblet]

ucsd

[gusty wadi]

and my last name is y

[nova bridge]

oh nvm then

[rustic agate]

?

what about it

[jade quiver]

idk i'm t-z but got mine

[agile wedge]

Thank you for this information

[nova bridge]

i know people who dont get into irvine/davis can get into the top schools

[agile wedge]

Looks like if i get into any college today its a sorry to UC Davis

[nova bridge]

but thats not true for ucsc right

[agile wedge]

But i wont

[jade quiver]

literally me (delusional)

[blissful zealot]

Hmm ok

[pallid crater]

Irvine

[feral timber]

5 hrs to go

[pallid crater]

Irvine doesn't exist

[barren coyote]

I got waitlisted ucsc, I think it’s over for any other ucs

[nova bridge]

but is it true

[acoustic ibex]

They judge apps independently

You’re fine

[random saffron]

not how it works

u could get rejected by every uc but then get into berk/la

i know multiple ppl who had that happen to them

[barren coyote]

Hopefully 🤞

[barren anvil]

any results yet?

[pallid crater]

UCI do be goofy tho I must say

[acoustic ibex]

They’re not coming out for a while dw

[feral timber]

5 hrs to be precise

[acoustic ibex]

6 pm?

[pallid crater]

If it comes out within the next two hours my school is going to devolve into chaos

😭

[fiery linden]

Wasn’t sd supposed to come in less than 2 hours

[pallid crater]

6PM PST is evil

[fiery linden]

?

[random saffron]

ucla always comes out after school hours so it’s gonna be a while until decisions are released

[acoustic ibex]

Fr

Oh nah

I’m going to my mosque at 6

[fiery linden]

San Diego is supposed to be 3pm

If

[acoustic ibex]

I am NOT opening that there

[tidal gale]

pacific?

[fiery linden]

California time

[tidal gale]

fuck thats like early

no actually

[fiery linden]

Yeah

[acoustic ibex]

That is two hours

[tidal gale]

4:30 am man damn

i finna sleep

[acoustic ibex]

Yeah nah just sleep

[fiery linden]

Bro it’s 2 am here and I’m staying awake till suhoor at 4 😭💀

[acoustic ibex]

That decision isn’t going anywhere

[fiery linden]

And then

UCLA at 6am

My sleep is destroyed 💀

[acoustic ibex]

Why are you staying up 😭

[fiery linden]

Can’t sleep man

When decisions come

[feral timber]

Ramadan Kareem yall

[fiery linden]

I spiral

[feral timber]

Pray for us fr

[acoustic ibex]

Ramadan Kareem

[fiery linden]

Ramadan Kareem

[acoustic ibex]

We will win through whatever Allah gives us

Even if we don’t like it at first

[feral timber]

I like how spent the past 3 hrs talking about UCs 🗣🗣

[humble nova]

maybe

[feral timber]

The wonders of applying to college

[jade quiver]

I should take a nap

and wake up

to be dissappointed

[acoustic ibex]

And not being productive 🔥

[acoustic ibex]

We believe

Nah you’d win

[feral timber]

Ignored my 8 chapters worth of revision 🤓🙏

[jade quiver]

College admissions got me so stressed I started doing leetcode to give me new problems to worry about

[feral timber]

LMAO

[acoustic ibex]

💀💀💀

[fiery linden]

Honestly it’s crazy how we’re all so anxious about getting accepted to get an education for which we’re gonna pay

Kinda seems crazy

When u think about it

[jade quiver]

true

[fiery linden]

Something as simple as education

“Prestige” “rankings”

[jade quiver]

i mean everyone knows the system is corrupt

College admissions is akin to gambling

Everyone knows it's wrong but what if you win big

[acoustic ibex]

99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big

[feral timber]

fr

they should be competing for us

[nova bridge]

looks like its gonna be northeastern yall

[feral timber]

🗣🗣

[acoustic ibex]

What’s their coa 😭

[feral timber]

that's why I applied to 20 unis 💞

[acoustic ibex]

I applied to 27 🔥

[jade quiver]

what better way to get rejected than to get rejected while eating a chipotle burrito

[winter grail]

wdf

[acoustic ibex]

Real

[nova bridge]

my parents are payign and i dont have better options

[acoustic ibex]

Dang I wish I was in that position

[fiery linden]

The most annoying thing is to get deferred and then waitlisted 💀

Like what Uiuc did to me

[edgy coral]

27???

[humble widget]

When my school is 0/50 for UCLA and berk for the past 3 years 💀

[acoustic ibex]

Yep

[nova bridge]

i have to pay them back

[acoustic ibex]

Nvm

[nova bridge]

i did 33

[feral timber]

u counting each uc seperately?

[balmy laurel]

you will break that streak

[feral timber]

20 Common App + 5 UCs

[distant adder]

What time is UCLA and UCSD today

[feral timber]

for me

[edgy coral]

woah

[fiery linden]

My parents are paying for me but their expectation is that I return to their business 💀

[edgy coral]

thats alot

[acoustic ibex]

Dang neu is a good result for that many

[fiery linden]

Which I have absolute 0 interest

[balmy laurel]

7-8? est

[feral timber]

double income 🗣🗣

[balmy laurel]

like 4-5 pst

[acoustic ibex]

What’s their business 😭

[feral timber]

Walter White Inc.

[fiery linden]

Selling stuff in a store, albeit in a large scale but still

Wanna be an investment banker

[feral timber]

AHA

[fiery linden]

Live in nyc

[distant adder]

Bet

[edgy coral]

you own costco?

[acoustic ibex]

Side job

[distant adder]

Do yk if both UCLA and UCSD come out? @balmy laurel

Or is it just UCSD

[feral timber]

BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL 🗣🗣

[fiery linden]

NO? 😭

[distant adder]

I’m seeing mixed

[edgy coral]

hmmmm

[fiery linden]

Asian country

[edgy coral]

ahhh ok

[feral timber]

See
Channel profit from business into investing

and then gg

become Warren Part 2

[proper merlin]

ucla portal says it’s down and will be back up later today

[balmy laurel]

ucsd i think most likely ucla they haven’t said a thing