All UCs 🐻🐮🐴🐱🐶🔱🤠🐌 (2023-2024)

[limpid goblet]

and i really really really really want to do aeroE

[jade quiver]

I was talking about Davis not you 💀

[limpid goblet]

like i spent all 4 years of hs convincing my parents aeroE is a better major for me i like it better and theyre finally convinced that i do love aeroE

[heady cobalt]

u said im everywhere but nowhere bud 🤨

[limpid goblet]

all that for me to go to EE? like if i dont have a choice ill take it but i still would 100% rather go aeroE

[limber cipher]

LMFAOO

[limber cipher]

reading comprehension isn’t your bright spot huh

[limpid goblet]

i mean i interpreted it that way too

[heady cobalt]

im a cs major

🕶️

[limpid goblet]

[jade quiver]

Half the people that graduated from my school went to Merced so I didn’t apply there

[heady cobalt]

ohh wait i totally understand it now

[limber cipher]

it’s okay we’re in the same boat

[jade quiver]

Aren’t we all

[limber cipher]

cs majors on top!!

path to homelessness

[limpid goblet]

lol that one guy in the UW thread hating on cs majors

[heady cobalt]

u need to word ur sentences better bud

[jade quiver]

I would too

[limpid goblet]

i am cs hater not cs major hater 🔥

[jade quiver]

Sounds like a skill issue

[valid crater]

Then what would you call English majors

[limpid goblet]

goners 😔

[jade quiver]

“English is the new programming language” - Nvidia

[heady cobalt]

english is actually really helpful for nlps and llms

[jade quiver]

Prompt engineers are going to be a real thing

[valid crater]

damn

[heady cobalt]

real

[agile wedge]

relatable

https://tenor.com/view/maisfcporto-porto-fcp-fcporto-party-gif-22062565

[royal steppe]

is the perdiction

davis dropping at 3pm PST or 4pm PST

[limber cipher]

hopefully 3 so I can get it at 6

[limpid goblet]

3

[tawny island]

28th, berkeley itself said 28th

[topaz widget]

@agile wedge dude guess what
remember i said id sacrifice a tonsil for UCLA??

today my fucking tonsil isinflammed ☠️

[limpid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reaction-meme-haha-emoji-gif-gif-17470264342123209059

[hushed terrace]

it’s a sign

[topaz widget]

it better be 😭

[agile wedge]

WELL

[pallid crater]

Y'all know what's coming up tomorrow 😳

https://youtu.be/lV4bqpokhtI?si=0WcjXd-ByHrApDyh&t=39

[agile wedge]

I HAVE NEWS

MY BALLS HURT

[turbid ermine]

BASED

[agile wedge]

@topaz widget

[topaz widget]

LMFAOOOOO

WE BOTH GETTING IN

[agile wedge]

at what cost

[topaz widget]

fr 😭

[limpid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reaction-meme-haha-emoji-gif-gif-17470264342123209059

my honest reaction

[agile wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/suit-meme-gif-3154536417054843778

[limpid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[agile wedge]

bro i just shit myself for a moment

cause the logo changed

so i thought i finally got banned

[sharp saddle]

LMAO

[tepid gust]

wait is davis actually coming out tmr im so confused💀

[agile wedge]

cause no logo

[sharp saddle]

yes

alley yes

alley YES.

it is.

YES.

[limpid goblet]

STOP SOMEONE IN THE UW THREAD HAD THE SAME EXACT REACTION

[turbid ermine]

#🖋-changelog mentions speculation

[tepid gust]

okie

[agile wedge]

real shit honestly

[tepid gust]

im a little nervous

[limpid goblet]

can u take some of my nervousness

[turbid ermine]

we usually wouldnt change for speculation i j have bias

[agile wedge]

@turbid ermine would you ban me? 🫣

[turbid ermine]

yes

[limpid goblet]

LMAOOOOO

[tepid gust]

real

[agile wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mo-salah-mo-salah-crying-crying-football-liverpool-gif-24806298

[pallid crater]

@turbid ermine Do you know what the font is on the icon

[agile wedge]

i aint know youd do me like that fr

[valid crater]

you the goat

[turbid ermine]

i do not

[pallid crater]

Because I swear I recognize this font

[tepid gust]

i have a stats quiz tmrw im lowk more nervous abt that 💀

[limpid goblet]

wait same though

[pallid crater]

Oh shit I remember now

[limpid goblet]

and i have a gov test 🧍‍♀️

[tepid gust]

twin

[tepid gust]

ACK GL

[limpid goblet]

why does everyone have a gov and/or stats test tmr

[turbid ermine]

what is it

[pallid crater]

https://www.behance.net/gallery/96690897/Maragsa-Typeface-FREE?locale=en_US

[limpid goblet]

THANK U AND U TOO

[gentle wyvern]

Imma wear black and white tmr

[pallid crater]

It's a Filipino font 😍

[gentle wyvern]

Embody the cow

[tepid gust]

bro and then i have a stats midterm next week worth like 300 pts 💀

[turbid ermine]

lol nice

[grizzled kiln]

cute!

[agile wedge]

yall know em videos where they record people and ask what they think theyll get on a test, and they reply with "ONE HUNDRED"

they did that but asking if wed get into davis

if i get rejected im finished bro

[pallid crater]

Yup

Same font

[sharp saddle]

PREAYING FOR DAVIS PLEASE EDAVIOS PLSEAS EPLESAE

[limpid goblet]

dude

i recorded a video

of my ap physics class

doing that

scores rnt out yet but

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-hand-rub-gif-4550607172171818262

[tepid gust]

💀

[agile wedge]

shits about to get good

[coral dagger]

this is horrifying

[tepid gust]

we did that w my badminton team and we all lost

[coral dagger]

the devil made that typeface

[pallid crater]

What

[gentle wyvern]

Why worry when you already know you will get in. You get what I’m saying. Have that alpha mindset

[agile wedge]

i legit shouted "IMMA GET INTO DAVIS JUST WATCH"

[pallid crater]

What did Pinoys do to you 😔

[tepid gust]

the cutoff gon be crazy

[agile wedge]

i got that alpha in me

[turbid ermine]

i might be running a scavenger hunt when decisions drop but i am happy to answer any questions im able to about cow school!

[agile wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-lobo-lobisomem-werewolf-lobisomem-pidao-gif-5024427197428066691

[coral dagger]

it is like fraktur but... off

[coral dagger]

does it smell like cow that bad? i hear conflicting things

[agile wedge]

cut off to not even a waitlist just rejected

[pallid crater]

It isn't trying to be a Fraktur font 😭

[turbid ermine]

ive smelled cow maybe once bc the cows arent really in the central part of campus, theyre near tercero dorms iirc

[kind jay]

My exes dream school is Davis praying on downfalls rn

[limpid goblet]

bro my 3.79 gpa aint thaaat bad right

[tepid gust]

ive had field hockey tournaments there and it STINKS BC THE COWS ARE RIGHT THERE but i think everywhere else is ok

[pallid crater]

Filipinos are on the other side of the world from Germany

Smh

[coral dagger]

damn what did they do to you

[agile wedge]

my ap lit teacher told us repeatedly their sister got in w/ a 3.5 but we're all still very scared

[gentle wyvern]

Hey Chloe as someone who already knows they will get in. I’d like to ask you something. Does uc Davis support alphas?

[turbid ermine]

huh

[agile wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-wolf-furry-lone-wolf-cringe-gif-26450517

[limpid goblet]

bro yea im trying to like

cope throug hthe stories of ppl who didnt have the fuckin

top tier gpas

4.0 and above

and they still got into the schools that i want to get into

[agile wedge]

im scared cause i feel like i could easily just be stuck with UCR

like i dont have the gpa for people to expect much better than that

[limpid goblet]

i need a uc w aeroE for reasons i already said earlier

[tepid gust]

sat cant save me w this one

[kind jay]

“Scared of attachment”

[gentle wyvern]

But but the abgs

[tepid gust]

you got some wild takes

[coral dagger]

eh

[hushed terrace]

LMFAO

[jade quiver]

learn the art of forgiveness 🙏

[agile wedge]

ive been to UCR they are LYING

[heady cobalt]

wait uw is out?

[limpid goblet]

no

[tepid gust]

HUH

[kind jay]

Shit happened like 3 days ago

Too soon

[heady cobalt]

bro r y’all hacking the website or sum

[coral dagger]

what is an abg

[agile wedge]

asian baby girl apparently

[gentle wyvern]

I’m half awake and half asleep right now

[agile wedge]

but its not truew

[limpid goblet]

its not coming out today

[coral dagger]

oh

[limpid goblet]

theres no way

[coral dagger]

shouldnt you to to UCI for that

[limpid goblet]

its already 9 and no decisions

[jade quiver]

heard its just the sororities

[limpid goblet]

no updates

[agile wedge]

it is a lie manufactured to get unknowing applicants to commit to UCR

[gentle wyvern]

I seriously don’t care anymore either go CC or local csu

[agile wedge]

do not believe it

[tepid gust]

go to sleep

[heady cobalt]

but I love uw 🩷🩷

[jade quiver]

i'd rather die than rot in this town for another year ngl

[pallid crater]

Btw before y'all get davis decisions tomorrow

[gentle wyvern]

Got calc hw, English hw, physics hw

[pallid crater]

Y'all go and remember y'all passwords

[coral dagger]

om

omg*

[heady cobalt]

lmfao help

[coral dagger]

i had to

fight for an hour

[pallid crater]

Because Davis has weird ahh restrictions on their passwords

💀

[coral dagger]

to get my password

[limpid goblet]

saved on a google doc 🫶

[jade quiver]

i dont think i activated the portal 💀

[coral dagger]

i forgor what it was

because i wrote a whole ass sentence

[tepid gust]

oh D:

[rocky heron]

Forrealz like just one uc plsszzzz i cant dtay here no more ☠️☠️☠️

[coral dagger]

💀

[pallid crater]

Do it now please Davis' portal is so clunky 💀

[edgy pier]

So decisions coming out later today? For UCD

[gentle wyvern]

My friends been saying 4 MORE YEARS For the past month bro

[coral dagger]

tmrw

or today

if you are on the east coast

[tepid gust]

now why is ts called a Passphrase

im gonna struggle for like 2 hours tryna get in tmr

[coral dagger]

"thisismypassphrase" was what i had

[edgy pier]

it’s already 12 am est sorry

[agile wedge]

nah google docs dont hit like saving it on a gmail draft

[coral dagger]

(i changed it)

[limpid goblet]

i agree w this

[coral dagger]

took me 3 hours of trial and error to remember this

[tepid gust]

ok i should probably figure out what i put 💀

[pallid crater]

If you don't know you have to deadass call their support center to get it changed

[tepid gust]

I KNOW AKLDSAJF

ok im locking in

[coral dagger]

at the specified time

[pallid crater]

Huh, I just looked at the email I got when I had to do that

[coral dagger]

they will be bogged down tmrw

so do it early

[pallid crater]

The support center dude's last name was Davis

Crazy coincidence

[coral dagger]

why did the support center dude tell you his last name

[pallid crater]

They put their names on their emails

[tepid gust]

WAIT OMG i got it yay

[limpid goblet]

lmao reading this wo context was WILD

[tepid gust]

i remembered my passphrase ❤️

[limpid goblet]

congratulations

[tepid gust]

its a sign fr

[jade quiver]

why does davis say "passphrase" bro just say password

[tepid gust]

ong

[coral dagger]

yeah, that phrasing legit made me almost have a heart attack

[tepid gust]

they have not updated this portal since the 1800s

[limpid goblet]

nah bro

[jade quiver]

how do i even view the application status

[coral dagger]

it is

the little bit of text

[split pecan]

they recieved ur app they probably want you

[coral dagger]

says "pending review"

[limpid goblet]

bro ikr

[limpid goblet]

yea this

[coral dagger]

yeah

that is the app status

[tepid gust]

this is coming out next week rihgt

[limpid goblet]

tmr (through speculation)

[tepid gust]

WAT

i hav a badminton match tmrw too much is at stake

[turbid ermine]

I feel Davis’s portal isn’t that bad

[limpid goblet]

u should join the UW thread

[turbid ermine]

Maybe the admit one is better idk

[coral dagger]

you are biased

[turbid ermine]

I just don’t remember it being bad

[turbid ermine]

No I’m fr

[tepid gust]

there is some bias here !

[tepid gust]

oh ya okie

[limpid goblet]

the login is janky but the actual thing itself is nice

[turbid ermine]

Yes I can agree with this

[limpid goblet]

my friend spent like 10 min today during class trying to log in and failing

[jade quiver]

in terms of looks it's not bad compared to some other uc portals..

[pallid crater]

Meanwhile UCLA portal

[valid crater]

fonts have ethnicities???

[limpid goblet]

😍
🫶

[pallid crater]

Actually from the stone age

[coral dagger]

huh

where did that come from

[jade quiver]

they have cool hover animations

[valid crater]

yeah I need to log into Davis beforehand bcuz im opening at school tomorrow i don't wanna forget my details LOL

[valid crater]

oats' filipino font

[coral dagger]

what font is my ethnicity

[coral dagger]

oh

[jade quiver]

portal abusing css

[pallid crater]

What no 💀 but a lot of cultures have their own writing styles/fonts that just evolved naturally

Or in this case this guy was inspired by some Filipino motifs

[coral dagger]

i hate having to write backwards

[hushed terrace]

this was so funny wtf

[coral dagger]

i write in cursive and with a slant so writing in my other language is a pain in the ass

[edgy pier]

Same

[gentle wyvern]

oh what mine says im accepted

[coral dagger]

bro what

[tepid gust]

hahahaha!!!

[pallid crater]

Here's another Filipino font btw https://www.behance.net/gallery/64253003/Quiapo-Free-Brush-Typeface

[limpid goblet]

bro

pause

PAUSE

[fallow stream]

What!!

[gentle wyvern]

bro

[fallow stream]

Please elaborate

[gentle wyvern]

im jking

[limpid goblet]

💀

[pallid crater]

It's inspired by how some Filipinos would hand-write signs with brushes and the signs look like this

it's cool

[gentle wyvern]

i havent even checked my portal

for the last 3 or 4 months

[fallow stream]

…… my heart

[limpid goblet]

dude ive been stressing for the past two hours abt uw

[fallow stream]

I can’t take this anymore

[tepid gust]

real

[coral dagger]

the amount of rage i feel rn

[jade quiver]

haven't checked my portal since submitting my application

[tepid gust]

make sure you remember your passphrase

[limpid goblet]

😭

[gentle wyvern]

uw?

[edgy pier]

Fish you toyed so hard

[gentle wyvern]

sorry. mi falta. perdoname

[limpid goblet]

I LITERALLY JUST REACHED THE TOP PF TEH STAIRS I WAS READY TO FLY BACK DOWN TO CHEXK

[coral dagger]

im gonna relapse bruh 😭

[limpid goblet]

yea

my dream school

[gentle wyvern]

like u wash

decisions come out when?

and why at the middle of the night

[tepid gust]

Help me 😭

[limpid goblet]

tmr maybe

[valid crater]

v interesting!!!

Whenever i talk to oats i learn something new

[coral dagger]

probably around 3:00, to be more specific

[gentle wyvern]

u guys got any confirmation cuz my friend wants to go here

[limpid goblet]

dude i was aboutta jump down a whole flight of stairs so id reach my computer faster

[limpid goblet]

uw?

[coral dagger]

vibes

[limpid goblet]

uhhh

[coral dagger]

oh nvm

[limpid goblet]

last years patterns

[edgy pier]

Too early y’all

[coral dagger]

im gonna sleep

[limpid goblet]

came out on 7-9 past years

at 8-9pm pdt

[tepid gust]

youll be fine dw

[tidal wren]

omg good luck!!! i'm also a badminton player that's so cool/kinda rare to find others 😭

[gentle wyvern]

hmm did they ever give an ahead notice

[limpid goblet]

i hope so 🙏

[gentle wyvern]

last year

[limpid goblet]

nope

just dropped outta nowhere

[tidal wren]

tmrw i'm wearing a uc davis badminton shirt to school for good luck 💀

[edgy pier]

Oh I gotta rot though school the whole day to see my decision 😭

[tepid gust]

AAAA u are so cool for this and tysm

[gentle wyvern]

ya well then good luck my friend. hope u get in. seattle is great

[limpid goblet]

thank u 🙏

[tacit geode]

yeah tercero = cow (my friends dorm is in tercero lol)

[tepid gust]

what the heck i want this

if i dont get in i at least gotta cop that

[tidal wren]

it was from a 2019 tournament LMAOO its so cute

i need to find out the artist who designed it

[tacit geode]

lmao fr fr

guys i gotta get into davis cause if i get rejected it means im cooked for my other apps... tho uc decisions be random af

[limpid goblet]

real

[tidal wren]

i'm manifesting both of us get in 💯 and then we'll join the badminton team fr

[tepid gust]

yup theyre completely random so no matter what youll be ok!

[gentle wyvern]

Hope my AO was drunk and just accepted me

[tacit geode]

fr fr.. they so random

[tacit geode]

me with mit fr

hope they were just

[lapis nexus]

That Davis “if I don’t get in I’m fucked” is a mood

I’m so mad they didn’t take updates

[tacit geode]

being silly

[tepid gust]

YAYYY

[tacit geode]

fr fr

[heady cobalt]

real

[jade quiver]

Ao probably took one look at my application and tossed it

[agile wedge]

real shit

[gentle wyvern]

liar

[lapis nexus]

Legit got selected to lead a 200k conservation project of an entire local wetland

Like

Cmon

Maybe then they would actually let me in 😭

[gentle wyvern]

why u posing as me

[lapis nexus]

I’ve been fish for 6 years

For all I know, you’re posing as me

[gentle wyvern]

well clearly not cuz ur not still under the water

[gentle wyvern]

woah woah slow ur roll bud fish NUMBER 2 or should i say the FAKE ONE

[lapis nexus]

HAH

Well

[limpid goblet]

fish vs fish 😭

[lapis nexus]

🐟

[gentle wyvern]

Hey fish are u still swimming

are u still thriving

like you think u are me

[lapis nexus]

🐟🐟🐟

[gentle wyvern]

please name urself fish number 2 pls

i will always be the original

[lapis nexus]

🐟🐟🐟

[coral dagger]

i bet the AO printed out my application, cut out the letters like a ransom note, and re-arranged them to tell me to go work at McDonalds

[lapis nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-wink-gold-fish-swim-cute-gif-17467988

[gentle wyvern]

uhhhhh guys lets calm down im pretty sure my essay rizzed them up

[jade quiver]

I was literally legends in clash of clans they have to let me in

[tough lark]

nah surely he was on something else

[jade quiver]

Real

[gentle wyvern]

oh well i legit wroe abt my identity

[lapis nexus]

Holy shit yeah you’re in

Did you apply to Stanford?

[humble nova]

wasthere an email

[jade quiver]

No unfortunately

[lapis nexus]

That’s their loss

[jade quiver]

Real

[runic hawk]

nah the counselor jus posted this that’s it

[valid crater]

Check Davis thread

#1135723523025940620

[tacit geode]

fih on fish combat

[lapis nexus]

The other real move is to check the official admission stats that include racial attributes

[humble nova]

you suck for that 😭

[humble nova]

Let's not venture here

[lapis nexus]

Race actually does not impact it at UCs

[gentle wyvern]

i identify as a fish

[coral dagger]

i clicked other on the race question

[lapis nexus]

So yea uh… no need to do that 💀

[coral dagger]

idk if that matters at all

[runic hawk]

😦

[tacit geode]

yeah esp cus ca has had no affirm action for ages now

[coral dagger]

they dont look at it i believe

[humble nova]

i fr thought it dropped

[jade quiver]

I think it plays some role if there’s like a 2,000 Asian applicants applying for computer science 💀

[runic hawk]

i gave everyone heart attacks lol

[coral dagger]

bruh why does your counselor have the inside details

[humble nova]

oh well I don't like checking immediately after stuff comes out it's bad luck for me

[lapis nexus]

Genuinely there are actual stats

[humble nova]

id imagine

[humble nova]

it does not

[runic hawk]

she the plug fr

[lapis nexus]

All of them do, this one’s just nice

[coral dagger]

not as much as the person who remembered their password and typed "I GOT it"

[tough lark]

aw shit

[humble nova]

Anyways lets not venture to the college race discussion

[tough lark]

i forgot that was the Meta

[split pecan]

LOL

[humble nova]

please don't make these jokes

[split pecan]

i should start going in random threads and doing that

[humble nova]

it's very insensitive

[limpid goblet]

DUDE

[agile wedge]

ah i understand

[coral dagger]

im gonna have a cardiac incident this month istg

[limpid goblet]

SHES SO SILLY

girliw was just celebrating her pw and then gave everyone a heart attack

[humble nova]

💀 don't

[runic hawk]

lnfaooo

[lapis nexus]

Race based spite is never the answer in admissions

[tough lark]

bro move on

they literally said stop talking about it

[agile wedge]

^ real

[lapis nexus]

Yeah sry im kinda behind in this convo

[split pecan]

rolling

[lapis nexus]

20th or earlier

[split pecan]

until the 20th

times r based on ur name

[coral dagger]

i hate rolling apps

[limpid goblet]

omg my dad was going through apps online he said everyone single person he saw put lgbtq i. their app

me when im axtually lgbtq 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

[split pecan]

thats the time ur acceptance will come out

[humble nova]

cause they're weirdos

[limpid goblet]

i didnt put it tho

[split pecan]

like on the day of

no

[coral dagger]

colleges should just flip a coin and tell you a day after you apply

[humble nova]

I want to hit withdraw on sc so badly

[split pecan]

thats just the time itll release that day if they do a wave

[lapis nexus]

Why?

[split pecan]

random

days

until the 20th hits

so everyone will have their letter by 20th

[turbid ermine]

Davis

[coral dagger]

davis

[humble nova]

we have beef

[split pecan]

not sure

[lapis nexus]

What beef?

[split pecan]

we wont know

[coral dagger]

rolling apps, probably

[split pecan]

thats why everyones mad at ucsc

[coral dagger]

idk what yall expected from the cannabis UC

[split pecan]

LOL

[coral dagger]

although i believe Angela Davis a professor there still so that is cool

[tough lark]

HUh?

[jovial kraken]

🍃 🐌

[coral dagger]

i will scream and cry like a toddler

[sharp saddle]

i will march to their office

[split pecan]

u get an email "sorry jk lol go aggies"

[coral dagger]

it wont even be funny it will just be upsetting for everybody involved

[sharp saddle]

LMAOOOO

[jovial kraken]

nahhhh trust

[coral dagger]

"actually we aren't accepting anyone this year. ok bye."

[split pecan]

i would riot

[coral dagger]

everyone would riot

[lapis nexus]

That’s what UCLA is gonna say this year istg

[coral dagger]

imagine they are just like "none of yall were good. humanity really fell off. hope next year is better"

[limpid goblet]

dude im tempted to troll one of my friends

make a fake ucd email

snd send that to them

id get canceled though

[split pecan]

NAH

[jovial kraken]

i would never forgive u

[limpid goblet]

i would never forgive me either

[split pecan]

that would be my 13th reason

[limpid goblet]

have u guys seen the a2c post

[valid crater]

yeah someone in a2c said their friend sent them a penn likely to troll

[limpid goblet]

of the guy whos friend

pretended to be harvard

and sent his friend a likely letter

bro told his mom and everything 💀

[split pecan]

"hey its me john harvard u got in lol"

dude if anyone ever did that im hunting htem down

[valid crater]

actually someone sent a screenshot of the Columbia likely

i coud troll my friend hmm

[split pecan]

how to ruin someones year in 5 minutes

[valid crater]

is his pain and anguish worth losing our friendship over tho

[limpid goblet]

i sent this to my friends and they actually believed it

[split pecan]

like to them?

[heady cobalt]

“I do not regret”

[coral dagger]

if they believe that you might as well tell them gullible is written on the ceiling like jesus lmfao

[limpid goblet]

YEA LMAO

[split pecan]

lmao

[limpid goblet]

YEA LMAOOOO

[split pecan]

like the heart attack at first and the gradual anger as you read on

[obtuse scroll]

Lmao i instantly associated thank you for applying w rejection/waitlist💀

[turbid ermine]

Insane cs major timestamp

[limpid goblet]

inspect function 🫶🫶🫶

[valid crater]

LMAOOOOO i would love if i got that

[coral dagger]

is this technically a crime

[valid crater]

to be so special as to be the worst applicant at a top university

gotta be first somewhere right

[coral dagger]

because it has the guys signature on it

[limpid goblet]

i took it from hte ivy rejection simulator 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

[turbid ermine]

It could be considered defamatory yes

[limpid goblet]

😭

oopsies

[turbid ermine]

It’s okay

I used the fbi’s seal for an r/a2c post and I haven’t been arrested yet

And that’s a blatant crime

[limpid goblet]

CRAZY

[coral dagger]

i mean, we are all gonna be in debt anyways so does it really matter?

[coral dagger]

wait what

not like

an edited one?

[jovial kraken]

yay banner changed

i luv cows

[turbid ermine]

I brought it up but the subreddit mod was like “no no it’s fine”

[lofty marsh]

💀

[edgy pier]

😃

[limpid goblet]

this is so funny omg

[turbid ermine]

That April fool’s year was amazing

We’re never gonna come close

[coral dagger]

i wonder how many a2c kids are in prison rn

i wonder how many of us are gonna be in prison

[limpid goblet]

not our entire frickin gov class printing out every single government agency logo thing for their speed dating project

[coral dagger]

it better be for something cool at least

like conspiracy to overthrow a democratically elected government

(that is a joke)

[turbid ermine]

At what point does one become an A2C kid? How far down the prestige hole must we go before we truly identify as an A2C kid?

Hey vsauce, Michael here

[limpid goblet]

“i got an A-, will i get rescinded?”

[turbid ermine]

Actually Google Gemini tells some great A2C jokes

[coral dagger]

bold of you to assume prestige chasing is a hole and not a D-Day landing craft

[obtuse scroll]

Absolutely

[limpid goblet]

dude r/highschool has to be like a case study or smt

every time their posts show up in my feed its like

A+, A-, A, A, A-

captioned “is this good enough? what can i do to improve it?”

[limpid goblet]

BRO I REMMEBER ONE OF MY FRIENDS SO CONFIDENTLY TOLD ME

USC IS A TARGET

AND UIUC IS A TARGET

(deferred and rejected)

😭

[jade quiver]

Harvard, isn’t that a community college?

[valid crater]

No way this is real

[turbid ermine]

It’s Google Gemini lmfao

[valid crater]

My friend told me he only got into safeties so far except umich (he got into osu and uiuc and ucsc and upitt and asu and msu)

[limpid goblet]

dude wasnt this like an actual quote

i rmemeber seeing it

[limpid goblet]

i wish to become this delulu

[jade quiver]

Idk it’s just a funny quote that apparently gets every Harvard student mad

[limpid goblet]

stamford 😔

[jade quiver]

Harvard students trying not to bring up Harvard in every conversation challenge: impossible

[lapis nexus]

Oh I just go to a little school near Boston 👍👍👍

It’s nothing much <3

[jade quiver]

“Yeah I went to school in Cambridge”

[lapis nexus]

OH HOW DARE YOU? BUNKER HILL? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A 8.9 GPA IN HIGHSCHOOL

(I just googled community colleges there)

And let’s be honest

[limpid goblet]

“only 8.9?”

[lapis nexus]

Bunker hill sounds way cooler than Harvard

[jade quiver]

Bunker hill university

University of Bunker Hill

That name goes hard

[lapis nexus]

Ikr

[misty delta]

UBH

[jade quiver]

Pretty accurate

[lapis nexus]

“These places are for poets and philosophers, not engineers who can build the next killer app”

[misty delta]

: |

[lapis nexus]

This makes the LACs sound great

[limber cipher]

Chloe gives sdsu vibes

[turbid ermine]

I was accepted there yes

[jade quiver]

You’re telling me my tic tac toe project won’t get me a job?

[lapis nexus]

Noooo of course it can you can go work at Raytheon

[limpid goblet]

writing sonnets is crazy

[granite dirge]

whats the point of honors anyways

[limber cipher]

zero clue

[limpid goblet]

idk 😃😃

[limber cipher]

you get to tell people you’re in honors college to feel elite

[lapis nexus]

Merit

[limpid goblet]

i only know that at purdue its better housing lol

dunno if its same for ucr

[granite dirge]

ok thats fair

[lapis nexus]

For example at Oregon

[jade quiver]

Purdue has a nice gym

[lapis nexus]

Better housing and garunteed research mentoring

At some schools it’s not worth anything

At some schools it can save your ass

[limber cipher]

I wonder if there’s like an mit honors college

that would be a crazy level of elite

[lapis nexus]

Like extra sweaty

[lapis nexus]

You get it if you play valorant 25/7

[limpid goblet]

not only ru fighting ur way into mit ur fighting ur way into honors

[limpid goblet]

the worst part is some ppl might actually think like this

[turbid ermine]

I told it to act like a slightly arrogant prestige chasing computer science r/applyingtocollege student

So

[jade quiver]

Funny part is a lot of people working in faang are from state schools

[jade quiver]

“Slightly”

[lapis nexus]

How many times do you think this guy has touched grass

[limpid goblet]

😭

[turbid ermine]

If I dont put slightly it starts calling people mortals

[limpid goblet]

or taken a shower

[limpid goblet]

THAT

LMAOOOO

these lowly mortals

itd say peasant

[turbid ermine]

It likes to say “mere mortals”

[limpid goblet]

mere mortals is crazy

[turbid ermine]

I’ll run one

[jade quiver]

That sounds like an accurate mindset in that context

[limpid goblet]

me when im a mere mortal

[turbid ermine]

3. Brainless Sports: Football, basketball - come on, unless you're a recruited athlete (which, duh, wouldn't be an extracurricular), these scream "jock" not "coding prodigy." We need to showcase the intellectual side, not just meathead routine.

4. Coding Club for Noobs: Being a member of a generic coding club is like joining the "Breathing Club." Big whoop. Colleges want to see evidence of independent projects, not participation trophies for showing up to meetings and messing around with Scratch.

[valid crater]

As a poet and a philosopher I am very disappointed about not applying to any liberal arts college

[lapis nexus]

SO TRUE

You mean

I don’t have to deal with sweats like you 😍

[valid crater]

@hard radish mindset

[turbid ermine]

Oh i got it

[edgy pier]

As a writer I’m disappointed I can’t afford going to lib arts colleges that I applied to😭

[valid crater]

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

[jade quiver]

If you didn’t build a categorical cross entropy classification binary sigmoid activated linear unit multi dimensional recursion data compiler and compression with optimized complexity for abstracted tensor analysis machine learning opencv AI model then it’s over

[turbid ermine]

What questions should I ask it

[valid crater]

thoughts on t10s-t30s

[jade quiver]

Thoughts on community college

[lapis nexus]

Wait this is Google Gemini

This is just

It’s general mindset?

Damn AIs fucked

[pallid crater]

No

Carly asked it to act like an A2Cer

[lapis nexus]

LMAOO

[pallid crater]

So it really isn't a reflection of Gemini

It's a reflection of A2C

[lapis nexus]

NGL? I thought it was a real human being

[jade quiver]

well given that it's probably trained on data from the internet this is what it predicts is the general mindset of the internet

[pallid crater]

So what you're really saying is that A2Cers are fucked

[lapis nexus]

So it’s pretty accurate

[pallid crater]

The sad thing about satire is that the things it makes fun of are actually real

[jade quiver]

gemini thinks A2Cers act like this

[valid crater]

why aren't you a poet/liberal arts kid

you'd make a great one

stem 👎

[lapis nexus]

Stem without the arts is only a shell

[turbid ermine]

Idk how to word that

[pallid crater]

MIT Course 21W 😍

[valid crater]

What are your thoughts on schools like USC, NYU, Vanderbilt, Emory, Georgetown etc

[jade quiver]

the student loan debts are battle scars

[lapis nexus]

STUDENT LOANS ARE A BADGE OF HONOR

[turbid ermine]

That’s a wide range

[coral dagger]

i think about half of the kids in my town go to the local CC because it is one of the best in the nation and gives you easy transfer to all of the UCs

[valid crater]

IS THAT A MAJOR OMG

[pallid crater]

Yes

Comparative Media Studies is also a major

[edgy pier]

There’s a BS for everything omg

[pallid crater]

They're under the same department

[pallid crater]

All majors at MIT are Bachelors of Science majors

[valid crater]

kill me

[pallid crater]

Yes, even the Art and Design major

[valid crater]

why didn't I apply mit

[valid crater]

:O

[lapis nexus]

At Berkeley all bio majors are BAs

[valid crater]

it's okay im okay i can't do cold weather anyway

[lapis nexus]

Which is a big reason I’m iffy on it

[pallid crater]

Bachelors of Arts in Physics 🗣️

[jade quiver]

half the kids in my town go to the local cc because they didn't get accepted to other schools

[valid crater]

i think Cdss is also BA

ba computer science

[lapis nexus]

Wait

Yeah

💀

[coral dagger]

that is fair too since i live in the Bay Area and UCs are a warzone for admissions rn

[turbid ermine]

UC Berkeley, UCLA, UC San Diego - those are the powerhouses. Steep acceptance rates, amazing CS programs, and alumni who are literally changing the world. Those are the places that crank out the unicorn engineers, the ones with the dream job offers before they even graduate.

Of course, getting into a UC is brutal. The competition is insane, and even with a perfect GPA and killer SAT scores, it's no guarantee. But hey, that's what makes it worth it, right? The acceptance letter is like a golden ticket to the land of opportunity.

Now, some of the other UCs, like Merced or Riverside, might not have the same cachet.

[lapis nexus]

I think that’s all of California

[jade quiver]

I think admissions in the bay area for any school is a warzone

[lapis nexus]

I go to an insanely sweaty school

Like, we have probably beat you in a science comp

But 60% of us go to CC

[coral dagger]

Bay Area MUN sucks ass because everyone is just there to put it on their college apps

[lapis nexus]

Bc the UC system is just

[coral dagger]

all the private school students are like

[lapis nexus]

Too much

[coral dagger]

legit awful people

(not all)

[jade quiver]

pros of living in a dead area

[coral dagger]

but they have very little awareness of others and of the world which especially shows in MUN

[jade quiver]

i've met some private school kids from socal before, they're pretty passive aggressive

[lapis nexus]

oh my areas dead

[coral dagger]

not even that

[lapis nexus]

i never hear ppl shut up ab it

[lapis nexus]

Shortest Mater Dei Student

[jade quiver]

my area is so dead nobody knows it even exists

[lapis nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-king-james-king-crown-lakers-gif-3644805052166030831

[jade quiver]

had some dude transfer to our school and complained how ghetto it is because he couldn't go to his gated community private mansion parties every weekend

[pallid crater]

I am crying

[coral dagger]

they just show very little care for the often serious subject matter of MUN conferences and other stuff

also there was a huge uptick in private school MUN clubs this year and i think some of their consulting firms told them MUN is good for ECs so they all added MUN as a class with hella amounts of funding

[lapis nexus]

HELPPP

[turbid ermine]

What the fuck did you plug in

That’s hilarious

[pallid crater]

Please act like an r/applyingtocollege user. Make sure to be prestige-obsessed, highly anxious, and somewhat neurotic. Do not use emojis. Imagine that you live in an asian household with immense family pressure. Make sure to be obsessed with "stats."

[valid crater]

Okay that's not too bad i thought it'd say the uc's aren't t10s therefore they are useless

[lapis nexus]

I had ppl at my school who legit wouldnt speak to me until I won a science comp 💀

Its a professors kid zoned school

[valid crater]

Tbh they would not get into t20s

[turbid ermine]

Bruhhhhh

[topaz glacier]

oml the "is that even impressive" 😭

[sharp saddle]

HAHHAA

[turbid ermine]

You made the perfect A2Cer

I have never done nearly as well

[lapis nexus]

lemme do that and see what it thinks of the UCs

[coral dagger]

this a2cer lives inside all of us somewhere

[lone quarry]

hey yall davis is coming out tomorrow, right?

[turbid ermine]

Yes

[lone quarry]

awesome, do we know around what time?

[coral dagger]

3:00

[turbid ermine]

3pm pt

[lapis nexus]

3pm prob

[coral dagger]

i need to sleep

[lone quarry]

ahhh thank you guys!

[coral dagger]

i will not come back to this discord server for the weekend

[turbid ermine]

Gl!

[lapis nexus]

Name change for davis

[coral dagger]

unless i get in, in which case i will brag about my success but subtly so people can't tell

[pallid crater]

💀

[lapis nexus]

d a m n

[turbid ermine]

It’s over nuke the subreddit

[lapis nexus]

try UCs

[turbid ermine]

Yeah I wanna see if it tiers them

[lapis nexus]

im currently trying to make the sweatiest bot

[turbid ermine]

Like a2cers do

[pallid crater]

I am crying

[turbid ermine]

God damn it

Slightly off with SD/SB in A2C minds

but still solid

[lapis nexus]

I did it

damm ranking SB low is kinda

💀

ngl

[coarse dock]

i feel like we might live near each other 😭

[lapis nexus]

of the UCs

LA and Berkley are at the bottom of my list

[lapis nexus]

Mine says that shit all the time

Socal?

but yeah

I got

the average A2Cer

[pallid crater]

Literally Bay Area'd

[coarse dock]

nah i live in the bay lmao

[lapis nexus]

damn

yeah im socal

[turbid ermine]

If Berkeley didn’t have dogwater reqs for my major that possibly could’ve added a year to my time there I don’t think it would’ve been too bad

But that eliminated it for me

[lapis nexus]

!
Uh, hey guys... I'm putting it all out there, so please be brutally honest with me. I've poured my heart, soul, blood, sweat, and tears into this whole college application process, and I need to know if it's been enough.

SAT: 1600 (Yeah, I crushed it)

GPA: 4.0 unweighted (Every single class was AP or honors, because I'm a freakin' machine)

Extracurriculars: President of the Math Club, Vice President of the Science Club, Captain of the Debate Team (undefeated, by the way), Volunteer at the local hospital (I practically live there), Internship at a tech company (I basically ran the place)

Awards: National Merit Scholar (obviously), First place in the State Science Fair (three years in a row), AP Scholar with Distinction (no big deal)

Essays: I bared my soul in those essays. I cried actual tears onto the keyboard, and I'm pretty sure they're the greatest pieces of writing ever produced by a human being.

Letters of Recommendation: My AP Calculus teacher compared me to Einstein, and my Debate coach said I'm destined for greatness. So, you know, pretty solid.

Hooks: None, really. I mean, unless you count the fact that I've donated, like, gallons of blood and tears to this process. Oh, and I've probably single-handedly increased the GDP of my hometown with all the sweat I've produced.

Dream Schools: Harvard, Stanford, MIT, Yale (because anything less would be an insult to my existence)

So, what do you guys think? Do I stand a chance at these ultra-competitive schools, or should I just resign myself to a life of mediocrity? I need your brutally honest feedback. Thanks.

[coral dagger]

I might have gone a bit too far

[limpid goblet]

cant be complete wo the debate

[turbid ermine]

Not the gdp

[turbid ermine]

I wonder if it’d say that if you asked where it lived

[turbid ermine]

Hahahahhaha

Amazing

What was the prompt

[lapis nexus]

The UCs? Ha! They're fine, I guess, but let's be real here. They're not exactly Harvard or Stanford, are they? Sure, they're decent schools with solid programs, but they're not going to make you stand out in a sea of applicants.

Look, if you're aiming for the best of the best, the UCs might not be your first choice. Don't get me wrong, they have their strengths, but if you're like me and you're gunning for Ivy League or bust, you're probably not going to waste your time with them.

That being said, if you're more concerned about getting a good education without breaking the bank, then yeah, the UCs could be a solid option. They're known for being more affordable than private schools, and they still offer a respectable education.

But let's not kid ourselves here. If you're dreaming of making it big on Wall Street or becoming the next Silicon Valley billionaire, you're not going to get there by going to a UC. You've got to aim higher, my friend.

[turbid ermine]

Ask it how much debt it’d take

[turbid ermine]

Figures lmfao

[lapis nexus]

ima ask what it thinks of UCs

[lapis nexus]

and I want to see if y'all can guess the UC

[lapis nexus]

LMAOO ARE YOU ASKING AB YOUR HIGHSCHOOL

[turbid ermine]

Is it actually called paly

[pallid crater]

No

I'm in socal lol

[coral dagger]

perfect

[lapis nexus]

🤝

[pallid crater]

Yes

[turbid ermine]

Odd

[coral dagger]

describe the CSUs

[turbid ermine]

I meant for the personality

[turbid ermine]

Surprised it knows what an opp is

[coral dagger]

oh uh

[pallid crater]

It does not but it took enough context clues to make up that answer

[soft marsh]

DOES UCI COME OUT TMRW?

[pallid crater]

Davis

[turbid ermine]

Fair

[coral dagger]

i think i deleted it already lol sorry

[turbid ermine]

Prolly not

[limpid goblet]

uci is crazy

[tired heath]

do we think its more likely to be the 15th or 22nd

[turbid ermine]

Honestly dunno

I’m putting 15th on calendar tho

But last time this calendar happened it was the 22nd

[tired heath]

oop

when was the last time this calendar happened

[turbid ermine]

15th matches the third Friday trend

[turbid ermine]

2019

[tired heath]

interesting... 2019 wasnt leap year tho

[turbid ermine]

It’s not based on that

Every year numerical days shift

[tired heath]

yeah no fs

[lapis nexus]

Alright, let's talk about this school - or should I say, "school". It's like, fine if you're into settling for mediocrity, I guess. But if you have any ounce of ambition or self-respect, you wouldn't even consider it.

Sure, it's ranked decently in some areas, but let's be real here - it's not exactly the pinnacle of academic excellence. And the campus? It's like a sad, second-rate version of those picturesque Ivy League schools. Not to mention, the surrounding area is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

And don't even get me started on the students. It's like a gathering of the most average, uninspired individuals you'll ever meet. They're just going through the motions, content to settle for a subpar education and a lifetime of unfulfilled potential.

But hey, if you're into that sort of thing, then by all means, go for it. Just don't expect anyone to be impressed when you tell them where you went to school. You might as well wear a sign that says "I gave up on life".

[tired heath]

ykw numbers r too confusing this is why im not a math major

[lapis nexus]

whats the UC this stereotypical A2C bots talking ab

[turbid ermine]

When I say this calendar I don’t mean the entire year I mean a year where 3/1 was also a Friday

[tired heath]

ohhhh thats smart

then i feel like 22nd might be more likely?

[lapis nexus]

I hope not...

Id rather it not be next friday

but id rather not wait

[tired heath]

this is so true

but im rlly trying not to get my hopes up j to have to wait another week

[turbid ermine]

Oh wait yeah that actually makes a fuckton of sense now that I’m looking at my archives bc UCSB and UCB were also on the same dates they’re on this year that year

[lapis nexus]

Like fuck it man im willing to take the public humiliation to just know

[rocky heron]

no cuz this is literally everyone at my school lately LMFAOOO

[pallid crater]

This is like half of the posts on the A2C subreddit ong 💀

[rocky heron]

Like just tell me now i cant take it no more

[lapis nexus]

my dream school is already known for placing 20 mil ppl on their waitlist

[coral dagger]

which school?

[lapis nexus]

UCSD

marine bio major cope

[coral dagger]

oof yeah

[split pecan]

just deny their waitlist

[jovial kraken]

reject the rejection

[coral dagger]

i like UCSD cuz their college system gives me an advantage i think

[turbid ermine]

Does someone wanna find me the 2019 UCI decision date bc I cannot for the life of me find it

[tired heath]

yall do u know if uci has a "view decision" button or does it do the UCLA or UCSD thing where it j like tells u straight up

[split pecan]

"sorry i regret to inform you that through careful consideration i cannot accept being on the waitlist"

[turbid ermine]

And UCI hasn’t historically always lined up with others

[lapis nexus]

tells you straight up

[coral dagger]

"i am arriving shortly."

[lapis nexus]

Sadly I care way too much for this tomfoolery

with other schools tho...

[tired heath]

damn okay thats rough

[lapis nexus]

all the UCs do to my knowledge

[tired heath]

berkeley has a button

[lapis nexus]

Also dont lose hope

[split pecan]

it says February [02/15/2019]- Late March [03/22/2019] - freshmen Early April [04/02/2019](rolling thereafter) - transfer

[lapis nexus]

a good friend of mine struggled in hs

but he had a super good internship

and got into almost every UC

including berkley

dont dismiss your potential bc of some stuff online

[split pecan]

i got this internship at a cardiology clinic

i hope that cooks for me

[turbid ermine]

So they were lined up with the third Friday unlike the other two

Tyyy

[lapis nexus]

Sounds similar to what he had!

[turbid ermine]

Wait no

I lied

They did one later

[fallow stream]

Define struggled??

[split pecan]

im begging...

[coral dagger]

colleges should add a livestream of them reviewing ur app when they get to it

[split pecan]

ill do anything for you uci

[coral dagger]

no sound though

[lapis nexus]

Failed AP Physics

[coral dagger]

just video

[split pecan]

i am also getting destroyed by ap physics

[lapis nexus]

got a couple other Cs

[coral dagger]

IB chem destroyed me this tri

my first C

[tired heath]

i hv sm respect for STEM majors

idk how yall r doing ap physics or chem

i STRUGGLED in honors

[coral dagger]

im not a STEM major

[lapis nexus]

idk either

[coral dagger]

i hate my life

[split pecan]

i am a bio major

[coral dagger]

why did i take this class

[split pecan]

taking ap physics

idk why

[coral dagger]

IB Diploma istg

[topaz glacier]

IB diploma

[lapis nexus]

Im from an academia family and their perspectives are so interesting\

[coral dagger]

literally the most neurotic group of students I know (i am one of them)

[limpid goblet]

bro has a higher grade than me

[lapis nexus]

like u talk to these ppl and realize oh shit

it was all a lie

[split pecan]

not after the test we just took

[lapis nexus]

never forget that rep>ranking

[topaz glacier]

im also one of them 😔

[limpid goblet]

i 🫶 capacitance

[split pecan]

I DONT

[coral dagger]

rip

[split pecan]

i thought i ate

[coral dagger]

there are only 2 schools in my area that offer it

[split pecan]

but i got eaten up

[coral dagger]

and they tried to remove it from my school

started a war at school board meetings

[lapis nexus]

oh yeah my school doesnt have IB ]

IB is dying iirc

[split pecan]

@limpid goblet we dont have ib rite?

[coral dagger]

wut

[lapis nexus]

im curious

[limpid goblet]

ib?

[lapis nexus]

is anyone here not in california

[split pecan]

like ib classes

[limpid goblet]

no

[split pecan]

yea

[limpid goblet]

none at all

only ap

[split pecan]

yea thats what i thought

[limpid goblet]

also can someone send me a transparent img of the davis cow

[coral dagger]

i have a burning hatred for oos UC applicants

[steel matrix]

assalamualaikum

[split pecan]

fax

[limpid goblet]

I CANT DOWNLOAD THE STICKER ON MOBILE

[steel matrix]

mashallah tomorrow's UC davis letter will be what you guys wahnt to see

[coral dagger]

take a screenie

[steel matrix]

hopefully uc davis doesn't try to be mysterious and different by giving us a weird ass decision 🙏

[limpid goblet]

i wanna change the w in my pfp to the davis cow

[limpid goblet]

i

[tired heath]

fun fact last yr uc davis posted a tiktok when they blasted decisions

[limpid goblet]

🫶

u

i clicked send instead of emoji LMAOO

[steel matrix]

if it come sout at 3 i'm opening the letter in physics class 💯

[lapis nexus]

imagine davis trolls us and comes out next friday

[tired heath]

they posted on twitter at 5 tho

[steel matrix]

oh fr

[lapis nexus]

wait they POSTED?

[limpid goblet]

ITS SOXCUTE

[split pecan]

thank you brotha

[limpid goblet]

OMG

ITS ACTUALLY SOCCUTE I LOVE IT

dude if i get in im buying myself a davis cow

[steel matrix]

what are you yapping about gang

[limpid goblet]

one for me one for @split pecan

[tired heath]

like they like posted smt on twitter and tiktok

[split pecan]

fax

[agile wedge]

Davis take me

I have saved a Davis jacket in my browser which I shall purchase

[lapis nexus]

are y'all gonna commit

if its a yes

[steel matrix]

Are you fucking kidding me

[split pecan]

depends on what other ucs say (UCI PLEASEEE)

[lapis nexus]

what do you like ab UCI

genuine question]

[steel matrix]

are you a cali resident

[split pecan]

yes i am

[steel matrix]

First ever cali resident who wants to attend uci

[split pecan]

honeslty it's mostly the campus and area LMAO

[agile wedge]

If like NU, UCLA, Berkeley, UCSD, JHU, and possibly NYU say no, most likely

[lapis nexus]

Nah most ppl i know want to go to UCI

[lapis nexus]

REALLY?

have you been?

[split pecan]

i live in bay area so i wanna go to socal

[steel matrix]

are you guys in oc or somewhere else

Oh

That makes a lot of sense

here in OC nobody wants to go to uci

[split pecan]

yea when i visited my grandparents

[lapis nexus]

im in irvine LMAOOO

[steel matrix]

bro there is no shot u want to go to uci

[split pecan]

bay is so dry

[limpid goblet]

LMAOOO WHAT IS THIS

[agile wedge]

socal guy here it ain’t amazing bro don’t believe the propaganda

[steel matrix]

nobody at my school fw uci

[split pecan]

anything better than here

[limpid goblet]

i will fw uci

[steel matrix]

My cousin goes to UCI he fucking hates it

[lapis nexus]

"I want to go to UCI for the area" first person ever to say that

listen

I love irvine

[split pecan]

nah but the asian baddies

[steel matrix]

my cousin is literally miserable there he wants to transfer out so bad

[lapis nexus]

Cant deny that

[agile wedge]

they are lying bro it is false

[limpid goblet]

genuine question whats wrong w that