guys
#Caltech (2022-2023)
lament dew
This year, Caltech received just under 11,000 Regular Decision applications which was about the same number of applications as last year. Our class size for this year will be 235, a slight increase compared to last year when we enrolled 224 students. We admitted 35 QuestBridge students and another 118 students in our new Restrictive Early Action process. As promised, the majority of our admits will come in Regular Decision.
official stats
meager bison
This year, Caltech received just under 11,000 Regular Decision applications whic...
3.5% rd💀
finite oriole
This year, Caltech received just under 11,000 Regular Decision applications whic...
the math aint mathing, 235-35-118=82
lament dew
college confidential 💀 let me see if i can find an official one
lament dew
the math aint mathing, 235-35-118=82
ADMITTED
meager bison
they expect 235 enrolled
given a slight bump in yield, we could say 450 ish (total)
pastel swallow
i think acceptance rate hovers around 5%
fading harbor
In Pasadena, there's a place
Where science takes center stage
Where the brightest minds come to learn
And push the boundaries of what we know
Caltech, Caltech
Where the possibilities are endless
Caltech, Caltech
Where discoveries are made every day
From astrophysics to biology
The research here is world-renowned
From JPL to the Beckman Institute
The impact of Caltech is far and wide
Caltech, Caltech
Where the possibilities are endless
Caltech, Caltech
Where discoveries are made every day
With a tradition of excellence
And a commitment to the future
Caltech stands as a beacon of hope
For a better world to come
Caltech, Caltech
Where the possibilities are endless
Caltech, Caltech
Where discoveries are made every day
pastel swallow
auto admit
fading harbor
auto admit
I wish
fading harbor
lament dew
fr because they already admitted you
buoyant grail
why is it 332? don't they admit like 500 ppl and the yield rate is abysmal
fading harbor
why is it 332? don't they admit like 500 ppl and the yield rate is abysmal
118 EA
and 35 QB
lament dew
no QB is binding
verbal pawn
why is it 332? don't they admit like 500 ppl and the yield rate is abysmal
yield is ~50%
i think
lament dew
if you get into caltech QB you have to attend
peak fulcrum
so likely ~300-400 in RD
how many of those are internationals?
verbal pawn
50%
lament dew
nobody wants caltech
🤨
lament dew
how many of those are internationals?
20
fading harbor
🧐
meager bison
how many of those are internationals?
10%
gritty harness
that depends from year to year i guess
i don’t think they have a certain number for each country
lament dew
If you had to guess, how many are from Canada?
ur asking a high school senior
meager bison
If you had to guess, how many are from Canada?
given canada's low population but higher per capita apps, you could say 15% of 10%?
buoyant grail
their class size is bigger than mine
finite oriole
their class size is 1/3 of mine
pastel swallow
caltech cmon man i have sent you my speech i havent sent that to anyone lmaoooo
chilly cape
whats their class size
fading harbor
In Pasadena, there's a place
Where science takes center stage
Where the brightes...
Can some AO here review this poem and admit me lol
fading harbor
whats their class size
235
pastel swallow
some algorithmic predictions idk
meager bison
Can some AO here review this poem and admit me lol
you could just send it to their ig
if decisions are already finalized....why not
pastel swallow
they use statistics
finite oriole
like what if yield is 100% some year
they will be strict with rescinding
finite oriole
they will be strict with rescinding
catch those with senioritis
fading harbor
you could just send it to their ig
if decisions are already finalized....why not
Na I ain't doing that in life
verbal pawn
catch those with senioritis
💀 my phys avg 💀
fading harbor
they will be strict with rescinding
You too applied to Caltech!!
finite oriole
You too applied to Caltech!!
bro JPL , i will honestly buy my whole school cakes if i get in
pastel swallow
man i fucking aced my math and comp sci midterm bu fucked up my chem midterm
because chem is just uhh
fading harbor
bro JPL , i will honestly buy my whole school cakes if i get in
🔥
finite oriole
bro JPL , i will honestly buy my whole school cakes if i get in
i might not go there over Berkeley but still caltech is caltech
fading harbor
Yeah obvi
fading harbor
or waitlist
0 waitlist acceptances last year
empty wagon
i just do not want another rejection
meager bison
0 waitlist acceptances last year
and the year prior
empty wagon
smart
steep apex
U Chicago is fraudulent
chilly cape
235
oh i thought u guys meant class as in like lecture class not grade LOL
but yea sounds about right
buoyant grail
also tbh i think the application complete/fee thing is complete bs. there's probably too many people in all those categories to mean anything at all
haughty foxBOT
chilly cape
also tbh i think the application complete/fee thing is complete bs. there's prob...
what is that even about
steep apex
Slight changes to people’s portals that are not uniform
Causing people to try to predict their decision based on said change
steep apex
Some people had the dates on their application fee change or the application status at the top go from complete to nothing
I believe is the general idea
inner pond
Just keep your hopes low
steep apex
But don’t knkw if it means anything
inner pond
Some peoples English exam date changed lol
buoyant grail
Just keep your hopes low
yeah unfortunately, cause even the best of the best get rejected and even the worst get rejected, but everyone else could get accepted
chilly cape
ah interesting
pseudo kelp
They should have just made it a blank screen ffs
fading harbor
Something something portal astrophysics
Astrophysics
chilly cape
fr
buoyant grail
Some peoples English exam date changed lol
yeah what tf would this even mean LMFAOOO
swift acorn
caltech def yield protects
fading harbor
**Astrophysics**
@meager bison
meager bison
<@1046358353112223754>
sighs
swift acorn
no but seriously
swift acorn
insane applicant
verbal pawn
idk
swift acorn
exactly
full moat
**Astrophysics**
There's a reason I applied to Caltech 😭
finite oriole
i am gonna get yield protected in !caltech
peak fulcrum
if you get rejected, there's always MIT 3 days later.
swift acorn
or if they know that teh applicant is def NOT a fit for their culture
finite oriole
i am gonna get yield protected in !caltech
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
pastel swallow
hahaha as if that is any better
steep apex
if you get rejected, there's always MIT 3 days later.
Always another rejection down the road 😭
swift acorn
anyone here considering gatech?
finite oriole
if you get rejected, there's always MIT 3 days later.
MIT safety school fr
buoyant grail
i applied to gatech, i'm waiting on rd
fading harbor
if you get rejected, there's always MIT 3 days later.
For another L (I didn't apply so ATB!)
steep apex
Gonna stack these Ls to make a beautiful brick house
finite oriole
I got caltech on get MIT am I in ?
steep apex
Yes
versed field
lol
steep apex
Guaranteed
fading harbor
I got caltech on get MIT am I in ?
💯
full moat
I got caltech on get MIT am I in ?
You need to upload this to your portfolio for that to work
steep apex
Did it disappear
inner pond
Damn
buoyant grail
mine's still there ya
fading harbor
Nope I meant something else
meager bison
mine isnt gone
fading harbor
Gotta delete that
fading harbor
💀
steep apex
🧐
meager bison
steep apex
full moat
fading harbor
😶🌫️
chilly cape
did your banners disappear or no
steep apex
meager bison
they did
steep apex
fading harbor
did your banners disappear or no
No astrology plz
chilly cape
ok sorry LOL
steep apex
None of my dates are changed and my status is still there
Oh wait my bad
No more astrophysics sorry 🙏
meager bison
No more astrophysics sorry 🙏
pls stop
pastel swallow
one more portal astrology and i will start sending sheldon cooper feet pics
full moat
fading harbor
Astrophysics!???!?!!
full moat
Caltech admits say astrophysics
fading harbor
steep apex
Astrophysics!???!?!!
Astrology doesn’t exist at caltech
fading harbor
Caltech admits say astrophysics
Wow I'm dead
fading harbor
Astrology doesn’t exist at caltech
😭
chilly cape
sheldon cooper what now 💀
steel falcon
I love waking up to #1053404319891861524 in the morning
steep apex
one more portal astrology and i will start sending sheldon cooper feet pics
Go ahead I’m willing to take on the challenge
chilly cape
pin worthy fr
amber flame
I love waking up to <#1053404319891861524> in the morning
I can agree with this
empty wagon
guys i got yield protected
empty wagon
^ pre emptively telling you gys
full moat
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
chilly cape
fading harbor
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
empty wagon
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
steel falcon
I want a milkshake
empty wagon
which flavour
empty wagon
vanilla milkshakes = sweetened milk
fading harbor
Our cat emojis @steel falcon ??
steel falcon
Wb
chilly cape
oreo milkshakes >
steel falcon
oreo milkshakes >
They have espresso at breakfast place
velvet flume
You guys got this
finite oriole
oreo milkshakes >
WWWWW
plush sun
the universal gas constant
steel falcon
You didn't see your earlier ping by idk_man?
I’m not adding more
buoyant grail
Is caltech a pisces
full moat
Imagine if nothing shows up at 8:31 and we all got the time wrong
chilly cape
im still convinced its 8:21 bc i normally use 0.0821 atm L / mol K
empty wagon
Imagine if nothing shows up at 8:31 and we all got the time wrong
plot twist; it's 8:31pm
stark ibex
💀
buoyant grail
im still convinced its 8:21 bc i normally use 0.0821 atm L / mol K
why????
fading harbor
I’m not adding more
🥺
chilly cape
why not
inland bane
What if it's the R value for a unit other than atm, then we'd have no idea
chilly cape
this is why ur a flop
what if u dont have joules tho
haughty foxBOT
steep apex
sub one hour
fading harbor
The checklist hasn't gone yet. Did they use some other units?
fading harbor
meeting over
How was it?
chilly cape
is it supposed to be gone ?
fading harbor
is it supposed to be gone ?
It normally is
lament dew
How was it?
good
fading harbor
Cool!
full moat
It normally is
'27 RD is different
fervent torrent
Isn’t it 8:21
pastel swallow
man we use 8.314
fading harbor
Isn’t it 8:21
8.314459
steep apex
i believe that most people think its 8.314 J/ mol K rather than 0.00821 L atm/ mol K
lament dew
10 minutes makes no difference
inland bane
You guys forget that there are a buncha R values, it could come out at 6:23pm too lol
chilly cape
pst
inland bane
But how is it coming at 11:31 then?
Time zones
pastel swallow
i bet caltech release it accurate to the microsecond
full moat
10 minutes makes no difference
That's 10 more minutes of ||pain||
steep apex
But how is it coming at 11:31 then?
8:31 pst so 11:31 est
fervent torrent
Ohh
lament dew
we know caltech is sometime today
lament dew
it won’t be 8pm
prisma ferry
bleeeeehhhh
fading harbor
But how do we know it’s not pm
8pm💀
inland bane
It could be 6:23pm PST
steel falcon
But how do we know it’s not pm
Because no school would release at 11pm ET
prisma ferry
one more hour sigh
fading harbor
Because no school would release at 11pm ET
lament dew
Because no school would release at 11pm ET
except udub
steel falcon
It’s genuinely not a thing
lament dew
LOL
charred hill
!cLtech
steel falcon
Latest I’ve seen is 9pm
charred hill
!caltech
steel falcon
except udub
Rolling schools are exempt
haughty foxBOT
prisma ferry
yeah
inland bane
Because no school would release at 11pm ET
Every school should release at 3am varying on your local time zone, make it as bad as possible
buoyant grail
eh, maybe they're insane this year
buoyant grail
imma go rewatch steven universe to get my mind off this
prisma ferry
uw seattle released at 11pm
no my friend got it at 2 pm
lament dew
it was 11:30pm
warm lava
is that like aliens
versed field
Every school should release at 3am varying on your local time zone, make it as b...
already that in my time zone, for omst of them (except ut austin rd, MIT ea and Caltech rd)
prisma ferry
imma go rewatch steven universe to get my mind off this
so real
steel falcon
The schools that do waves usually send out notifs throughout the day
And those notifs can come late
prisma ferry
im gna keep refreshing my email sigh
prisma ferry
skipping every filler episode (fuck you watermelon stevens)
LMFAOOO
lament dew
is that like aliens
so like, mitigating kessler syndrome (space junk collision which clogs up our air space), and IAU space policy diplomacy
fading harbor
In Pasadena, there's a place
Where science takes center stage
Where the brightes...
Can this be pinned?
prisma ferry
i just renewed my hulu but its not letting me watch sigh
pastel swallow
Can this be pinned?
nahhh the pin belongs to me
buoyant grail
my mom has the hulu acct so i only have hulu on my computer otherwise i'd use my phone
inland bane
Dude I'm gonna be on a plane when the caltech decisions come out 😭
fading harbor
nahhh the pin belongs to me
🥺
prisma ferry
Dude I'm gonna be on a plane when the caltech decisions come out 😭
its in an hour tho?
lament dew
Dude I'm gonna be on a plane when the caltech decisions come out 😭
pay for wifi to open ur decision
💀
fading harbor
Can this be pinned?
@steel falcon
prisma ferry
i can open disney+ but not hulu wtf
inland bane
its in an hour tho?
steel falcon
<@342878563411820544>
Let the community decide
inland bane
pay for wifi and dont fly southwest or wtv that is 😭
Southwest is the southbest, this is spirit sadly
pastel swallow
think you're worthy for caltech huh? fix the plane rn
buoyant grail
i can open disney+ but not hulu wtf
then watch star vs the forces of evil
inland bane
think you're worthy for caltech huh? fix the plane rn
I'm a pilot tbf
buoyant grail
i still watch the ending to svtfoe cause i love eclipsa
prisma ferry
this whole year ive been rewatching a bunch of old cartoons
buoyant grail
SAME
prisma ferry
girl im point to phinneas and ferb
pastel swallow
I'm a pilot tbf
nahhhh man that rich flex ffs
prisma ferry
i still watch the ending to svtfoe cause i love eclipsa
this is so based
fading harbor
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
prisma ferry
shart
inland bane
nahhhh man that rich flex ffs
I interned for Southwest, it didn't cost nearly as much as you'd think
lament dew
does anyone have lyrics for columbia kid anthem
buoyant grail
i'm tempted to rewatch phineas and ferb but i think i would also just wait until the new season comes out
pastel swallow
I interned for Southwest, it didn't cost nearly as much as you'd think
ahhhh i thought you owned a cessna and everything
inland bane
ahhhh i thought you owned a cessna and everything
nope! I rented for lessons
inner pond
guys I got rejected
true ginkgo
💀
warm lava
so like, mitigating kessler syndrome (space junk collision which clogs up our ai...
ooh thats cool
pastel swallow
guys I got rejected
man stop fucking messing up my bowels
warm lava
Southwest is the southbest, this is spirit sadly
wrong spirit is based
inner pond
man stop fucking messing up my bowels
💀
inland bane
wrong spirit is based
sure, but nowhere near as based as southwest
pastel swallow
wrong spirit is based
1v1 for caltech rn
meager bison
too lazy to go on
warm lava
my flight to boston w/ southwest is always $500+ but i got it down to $160 w spirit lmao
prisma ferry
Let me INNNNN
warm lava
fun fact they've also never crashed a plane 👍
inner pond
omg
buoyant grail
anyways im waiting for this thread to become a bloodbath
prisma ferry
praying that frog essay will carry me
buoyant grail
especially for you poor internationals
plush sun
columbia gave me nearly a month's extension to apply and im so fuckin glad that i still didn't apply
inner pond
This thread is super active today. Is there something going on with Caltech?
lament dew
NOOO
buoyant grail
This thread is super active today. Is there something going on with Caltech?
idk bro
buoyant grail
calypso just post it in chunks 😭
inland bane
This thread is super active today. Is there something going on with Caltech?
possibly
lament dew
Verse 1:
Caltech is the school that's clever
With brains sharper than a beaver
From physics to computing, they're the leaders
Pioneering science with their eager readers
Chorus:
Caltech, oh Caltech
The school that's out of reach
A genius crowd that's hard to beat
Caltech, oh Caltech
The place where minds do meet
The best in science and tech complete
Verse 2:
From Feynman to Thorne, they've got the best
Their Nobel prizes put their skills to test
With research labs that are truly blessed
They're pushing boundaries without rest
steep apex
This thread is super active today. Is there something going on with Caltech?
nothing is going on
fading harbor
This thread is super active today. Is there something going on with Caltech?
Nope. Nada. Never
inner pond
Oo
pastel swallow
yeah i pull up
inner pond
I am going back to my cave then
lament dew
Chorus:
Caltech, oh Caltech
The school that's out of reach
A genius crowd that's hard to beat
Caltech, oh Caltech
The place where minds do meet
The best in science and tech complete
Verse 3:
Their engineering programs are top-notch
With robotics and aerospace as their watch
They're sending rockets to the sky, without a botch
Caltech students can achieve beyond a notch
Chorus:
Caltech, oh Caltech
The school that's out of reach
A genius crowd that's hard to beat
Caltech, oh Caltech
The place where minds do meet
The best in science and tech complete
Outro:
Caltech, oh Caltech
The school of science and intellect
Their excellence will never deflect
Caltech, oh Caltech
Their legacy will always connect.
pastel swallow
pull up to the admit party
inner pond
Chorus:
Caltech, oh Caltech
The school that's out of reach
A genius crowd that's...
damn that's thick
prisma ferry
pull up to the admit party
real
lament dew
columbia kid moment ft caltech
inner pond
columbia kid moment ft caltech
xD
fading harbor
Meanwhile my poem💔
buoyant grail
i kind of wonder, what's some caltech admit underdog stories
inner pond
Meanwhile my poem💔
you wrote a poem?
meager bison
Meanwhile my poem💔
it was cool it was cool
fading harbor
you wrote a poem?
Yep
upper crater
my dad tells me so many caltehc funny stories
meager bison
upper crater
its great
steep apex
pastel swallow
i kind of wonder, what's some caltech admit underdog stories
not 40 minutes before the decision my man 😭
meager bison
Oh that's gonna hurt if you get rejected
why do you take great pleasure in joking around like that
lament dew
BRO
lament dew
BROS WRITING A DISS Track
inner pond
damn
upper crater
very caltech
pastel swallow
bro wants to add 1 to the R
buoyant grail
@prisma ferry favorite SU gems and why is it lapis?
fading harbor
its nerdy 💀
Yep
inner pond
have you guys ever wondered why does a circle look like a circle ?
lament dew
Chorus:
MIT, you think you're so fly
But Caltech's the one who's gonna reach the sky
Your tech might be impressive, we won't lie
But when it comes to brains, Caltech's got the supply
Verse 3:
Your engineering might be on point
But our astrophysics, it won't disappoint
Your smarts might be high, but we'll rise above
With our brains and our grit, we'll show our love
rugged jungle
goodluck everyone caltech rd
pseudo kelp
D time
buoyant grail
tbh the real debate here is tau vs pi ❤️
prisma ferry
<@468868940278530058> favorite SU gems and why is it lapis?
LMFAO
inner pond
what if you are waitlisted
inland bane
what if you are waitlisted
then you wait
prisma ferry
what if you are waitlisted
id still cry
upper crater
my dad had this one friend who was cracked at piano
and that friend got told to play "ride of the valkyries" on the schools piano in some grand room
and he did
and thats the song that caltech plays on the speakers during finals/midterms week
so ppl got mad af and threw the pianist in the showers
and then in revenge a couple weeks later, the pianist came back to the grand piano and played like a random mashup of classical music but every so often hed slip in like 5 seconds of the main bit of ride of the valkyries and quickly switch back to a different song, like testing the limits of how much valkyries the other kids would take
fading harbor
Why would you even do that
buoyant grail
write an fanfiction about tim and bucky
inner pond
then you wait
that's just a delay of rejection
pseudo kelp
A waitlist is a rejection but hope for other unis
fading harbor
my dad had this one friend who was cracked at piano
and that friend got told to ...
Wow! Need to get an admit.
inner pond
true
inland bane
that's just a delay of rejection
it's a waitlist, not a rejection
prisma ferry
write an fanfiction about tim and bucky
which beaver is better? (today its bucky let me in)
steep apex
it's a waitlist, not a rejection
0 people got in off the waitlist last year
inner pond
it's a waitlist, not a rejection
ya tomato tomato
steep apex
it is basically a soft rejection
prisma ferry
0 people got in off the waitlist last year
idfc its still an honor
inner pond
true
fading harbor
0 people got in off the waitlist last year
Or even the year before
verbal pawn
imagine it’s j not 11:31 am
buoyant grail
tbh i want to just get my rejection so i know i can stop worrying ab caltech and instead worry about gatech or stanny
lament dew
One day, at a conference in a distant place,
Bucky and Tim met, and there was no need to save face.
They bonded over their love for engineering,
Talking about the latest tech and how it was pioneering.
As they spent more time together,
Their bond grew stronger, it was like they were meant to be forever.
They helped each other with their research and design,
And soon enough, they realized their love was more than just fine.
They went on walks by the river, watched the stars at night,
Enjoyed each other's company, their future looking bright.
Bucky and Tim knew they were perfect for each other,
With their love for engineering, they were more than just a couple.
So they decided to build a dam together,
A monument to their love that would last forever.
Bucky and Tim, the beavers from Caltech and MIT,
Together they built a masterpiece that everyone came to see.
And so, their love story became the stuff of legend,
The beavers from different worlds who found each other and never questioned.
Bucky and Tim, the perfect match, and forevermore,
Their love was an inspiration, something worth living for.
prisma ferry
considering the class size is like 240 to be waitlisted is crazy
verbal pawn
considering the class size is like 240 to be waitlisted is crazy
they waitlist+accept
pallid gazelle
8:31 is SI units smh
verbal pawn
~9-10%
pallid gazelle
Gotta use imperial
inner pond
I just want my Harvard acceptance !!! That's all let's get rid of Caltech already.
verbal pawn
so it’s still p competitive
inland bane
Or even the year before
Last cycle 5 students were admitted from the waitlist
verbal pawn
caltech applicant pool is also prolly better than say mit or ivies
prisma ferry
waitlist is competitive too ill cry if i get on it 💀
meager bison
Last cycle 5 students were admitted from the waitlist
cds says 0
maybe thats 2021 idk
prisma ferry
i had a stroke over uvm yesterday so if i get in idfk what ill do
fading harbor
Last cycle 5 students were admitted from the waitlist
RIP cds
lament dew
caltech applicant pool is also prolly better than say mit or ivies
more specialized
inner pond
waitlist is competitive too ill cry if i get on it 💀
like better than rejection, but a delayed rejection
lament dew
i wouldn’t say 110% better
upper crater
potentially 40 minutes yall
prisma ferry
im home alone too so if i have a panic attack my mom wont be there 💀
inner pond
damn
fading harbor
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
lament dew
also ngl im thinking a large portion of caltech applicants are international
inner pond
I have parents next room
prisma ferry
potentially 40 minutes yall
i need a shower or smthn i cant wait and do nothing
pastel swallow
my bowels acting up
lament dew
could be sample bias on a2c
inner pond
I hope they don't come in
lament dew
but it seems like more domestics apply to mit
inland bane
RIP cds
I might be wrong but I remember seeing on the caltech website 5 students out of 500 on the waitlist were accepted
prisma ferry
how many ppl apply ?
inland bane
how many ppl apply ?
Like 8,000
inner pond
Ya 5 outta 500
meager bison
could be sample bias on a2c
def sample bias
prisma ferry
Like 8,000
yeesh
lament dew
how many ppl apply ?
just under 11k for rd
inner pond
oh no
lament dew
This year, Caltech received just under 11,000 Regular Decision applications which was about the same number of applications as last year. Our class size for this year will be 235, a slight increase compared to last year when we enrolled 224 students. We admitted 35 QuestBridge students and another 118 students in our new Restrictive Early Action process. As promised, the majority of our admits will come in Regular Decision.
inner pond
250 + yield 250
upper crater
i need a shower or smthn i cant wait and do nothing
i made a smoothie but got impatient and i think i broke my blender
prisma ferry
prisma ferry
i made a smoothie but got impatient and i think i broke my blender
real i just made matcha
inner pond
what's there yield rate?
upper crater
i think its cuz
quiet gorge
Deferred to class of 2028, military here I come 
@lament dew
upper crater
they want to keep the class size the same
fading harbor
Deferred to class of 2028, military here I come <:demonic_cat:811256013491404810...
There comes Mr. Gollum🫡
prisma ferry
yeah its fair too
upper crater
but more and more ppl are noticing caltech
meager bison
my checklist is still not gone 
wasnt it supposed to
quiet gorge
There comes Mr. Gollum🫡
Bonjour
prisma ferry
lets see ig i submitted 3 abstrtacts
lament dew
Deferred to class of 2028, military here I come <:demonic_cat:811256013491404810...
hope to see you on campus next year :>
inner pond
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
inner pond
damn 32 min
upper crater
this is 100% my first rejection i have no research LMFAO
prisma ferry
im gna go take a shower ill be back
inner pond
My first rejection of the year
prisma ferry
this is 100% my first rejection i have no research LMFAO
legacy tho
fading harbor
this is 100% my first rejection i have no research LMFAO
<50% admits do research
prisma ferry
hopefully the research carries but i doubt it 😭
pastel swallow
imma go take a shit
inner pond
This is going to be my first rejection
lament dew
yeah not many admits have done research
prisma ferry
i sent a maker portfolio but not an art portfolio
quiet gorge
hope to see you on campus next year :>
If I survive the training and dont die accidentally, yes 
prisma ferry
second acceptance ❤️
lament dew
If I survive the training and dont die accidentally, yes <:peepocry:790555234434...
fully believe in you
prisma ferry
yeah not many admits have done research
hopefully i have a good chance then 😭
inner pond
Just take me already
prisma ferry
fully believe in you
ty for ur service
meager bison
I'm having a meltdown despite 0 expectations idk how
fading harbor
Give me my rejection already!!!!!!!!!
buoyant grail
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
prisma ferry
I'm having a meltdown despite 0 expectations idk how
me af
manifesting my acceptance so 💀
lament dew
imma go get something to drink and take a walk
lament dew
cya in like an hour 🙏
inner pond
I wish everyone on this server who are active on the caltech thread right now get accepted
prisma ferry
cya in like an hour 🙏
bye calypso <33
lament dew
byebye
fading harbor
cya in like an hour 🙏
👋
quiet gorge
I opened my REA when I was eating choccy ice cream. Go get some choccy ice cream it's good for both too much happiness and too much sadness and too much idk-ness. Also it cures depression
chilly cape
GL EVERYONE
full moat
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
meager bison
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
meager bison
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
meager bison
!caltech
inner pond
!caltech
meager bison
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
woven stirrup
30 minutes until ur life could change
pseudo kelp
Going to Caltech won’t change ur life
inner pond
Going to Caltech won’t change ur life
please stop
woven stirrup
Going to Caltech won’t change ur life
going to any school would
tropic terrace
is caltech in 30 min
amber flame
yo ppl just be patient
lament dew
my mom just screamed at me accusing me of lying about my decision and said caltech is already out and i didn’t get in 💀💀💀
inner pond
yo ppl just be patient
we are dead here
pseudo kelp
University is just a facilitator for your goals, if you have no ambitions and desire then you won’t reach far in life regardless if you go to Caltech or no
lament dew
like bro
inner pond
my mom just screamed at me accusing me of lying about my decision and said calte...
damn!!!
that's a pain
pastel swallow
my mom just screamed at me accusing me of lying about my decision and said calte...
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
lmaoooooooo
lament dew
“im your mother you keep lying to me i should know everything”
pseudo kelp
my mom just screamed at me accusing me of lying about my decision and said calte...
Just tell her Yh I didn’t get in so you can deal with parent disappointment early
meager bison
my mom just screamed at me accusing me of lying about my decision and said calte...
💀 ?
lament dew
like WHAT THE FUCK you didn’t even go through the US education system
inner pond
University is just a facilitator for your goals, if you have no ambitions and de...
you touch grass budy
lament dew
i get ur worried and i get i’m going to be slandered to hell and back if i don’t get in
tropic terrace
why
lament dew
it’s so annoying
fading harbor
my mom just screamed at me accusing me of lying about my decision and said calte...
What!!???!
inner pond
I am going to hide in the closet for tonight
rugged jungle
hopefully the research carries but i doubt it 😭
It didn't rea for me but ig I'm one of the few that got rejected w research
steel falcon
I am going to hide in the closet for tonight
Dw bro I hid in the closet for years you’ll be fine
inner pond
Dw bro I hid in the closet for years you’ll be fine
Thanks for the mental support carly
lament dew
if i don’t get in so they can post on their facebook about how they raised a perfect kid
i’m useless to them
buoyant grail
@lament dew ur parents are "no contact" vibes (go nc with them after u get into college 💀 or out of college lol)
lament dew
and it fucking sucks lmfao
inner pond
I am just packing up my things
meager bison
isnt checklist supposed to disappear
WHY hasnt mine sadge
inner pond
I ate a banana tonight
buoyant grail
then put ur mom in a nursing home
amber flame
my mom just screamed at me accusing me of lying about my decision and said calte...
my mom got mad just for reminding her 🤠
amber flame
we are dead here
yeah, ik
primal dragon
isnt checklist supposed to disappear
WHY hasnt mine sadge
mines there too idk why
fading harbor
and it fucking sucks lmfao
I feel that. Even my parents have similar thoughts!
lament dew
they have no clue about decisions they just want to make themselves feel better about themselves
inner pond
mines there too idk why
same here
upper crater
how many of yall applied for caltech upclose btw?
buoyant grail
my mom thinks that i should be realistic about caltech and whether i'll get in cause she knows it's really hard and my app isn't great
meager bison
how many of yall applied for caltech upclose btw?
i did
inner pond
how many of yall applied for caltech upclose btw?
what's that?💀
buoyant grail
and she also wants me to stay instate
swift acorn
so even if I got rejected, saved $75
upper crater
what's that?💀
fly in full pay to tour caltech
lament dew
it’s so frustrating
verbal pawn
Going to Caltech won’t change ur life
it’ll cause it to cease to exist
upper crater
but its technically only for urm
verbal pawn
so yea it would
inner pond
fly in full pay to tour caltech
Oo nah didn't
verbal pawn
that’s why i’m not going
lament dew
im going to go sit at the clubhouse for a bit and open my decision elsewhere
upper crater
i was looking at the pics from caltech upclose
true ginkgo
good luck everyone
swift acorn
but its technically only for urm
did you get the fee waiver?
tropic terrace
i didn’t do like half the essays
all g my g, if they think your useless cuz u didn't get into caltech then take advantage of wherever college takes you, hopefully rather far away from them. college is a process of changing and maturing imo so leverage it
lament dew
im not going to be hounded for like 3 fucking hours for getting in or not
inner pond
hope we will see each other again
upper crater
person
meager bison
im going to go sit at the clubhouse for a bit and open my decision elsewhere
maybe you're parents are just as anxious as you are, its gonna be fine
true ginkgo
i can
upper crater
at upclose
inner pond
This thread will be dead today
upper crater
did you get the fee waiver?
yeah
lament dew
maybe you're parents are just as anxious as you are, its gonna be fine
hopefully it’ll be fine
upper crater
rejected --> fee waiver
buoyant grail
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
inner pond
I will miss you guys
lament dew
i don’t want to open this app pissed
swift acorn
caltech hasn't confirmed the 8:31 time has it?
upper crater
no
lament dew
im going to walk
meager bison
i swear january was yesterday wtf how is it march!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
lament dew
cya
swift acorn
so it could be something else
upper crater
theyre just leaving us guessing which R they meannt
swift acorn
yea lmao
inner pond
I am gonna touch grass goodbye guys
upper crater
lament dew
wait i thought the fee waiver was allowed
what
meager bison
imagine some random IT major trolling us with all the beaver breakroom changes
lament dew
they give it to you yeah
inner pond
Ok never mind
lament dew
if you applied to CUC and got rejected you got the fee waiver if you selected ATP
amber flame
def it is 0.082
upper crater
def it is 0.082
yeah i think its 8:20
cuz the AM
in the unit
itd make more sense
lament dew
what they're talking about here
https://discord.com/channels/786557653924708373/...
OH they mean if you got rejected from up close
upper crater
what they're talking about here
https://discord.com/channels/786557653924708373/...
i meant i got rejected from upclose
so i got the waiver
fading harbor
yeah i think its 8:20
An early rejection wow
true ginkgo
OH
meager bison
doesnt matter
true ginkgo
my bad, i didnt understand the context of what u guys were saying
meager bison
im refreshing it every 2 mins since an hour anyways
inner pond
im refreshing it every 2 mins since an hour anyways
welcome to the university of depression and anxiety
you will also get a full ride of Mental trauma
upper crater
yall im ngl the acceptance form for caltech is ugly
their beaver is just
all over ur screen
inner pond
ya
upper crater
(from seeing it rea posted)
true ginkgo
i mean... its a stem school not an art school 🥲 im coping for them
rugged jungle
yall im ngl the acceptance form for caltech is ugly
lmao the rejection's so average as well
upper crater
pls
meager bison
except theydidnt mention numbers
scroll up
upper crater
my act is supposed to make up for my gpa
true ginkgo
true ginkgo
this is rea
rugged jungle
yeah
upper crater
goddamn
steep apex
Let’s go we prepared
pastel swallow
this is rea
gave me a fucking heart attack
fading harbor
this is rea
For a sec I thought decisions are released
rugged jungle
that rea rejection was painful lmao
true ginkgo
LOL sorryyy
next fossil
Lmao
next fossil
I thought this isn’t the gas constant time?
rugged jungle
are we sure its coming out in 17mins?
true ginkgo
unfortunate : (
fading harbor
💔
haughty foxBOT
carly asks: Breakfast and breakfast place or wait until lunch at home?
1⃣: Breakfast and breakfast place
2⃣: wait until lunch at hoke
fading harbor
Why is the checklist even there
next fossil
Either it’s 8:21 or 8:31
steel falcon
Thank you chat
rugged jungle
rea came out at 8:06 i have no idea what that meant tbh
steep apex
Remember guys: if you never open your decision, did you get rejected
steel falcon
I will get out of my pajamas
rugged jungle
Remember guys: if you never open your decision, did you get rejected
superposition!
frosty cove
where do u get these charts
upper crater
me rn
next fossil
Someone said on Reddit that the AOs on the admitted students discord said that it’s 8:31 am
I’m not sure if it’s true tho
haughty foxBOT
NOYB asks: Will
1⃣: Caltech
2⃣: reject
3⃣: me?
4⃣: 1️⃣
5⃣: :Yes
6⃣: 2️⃣
7⃣: :Definitely
8⃣: yes
rugged jungle
831 makes sense
fading harbor
That was a mess
true ginkgo
NOYB asks: Will
1⃣: Caltech
2⃣: reject
3⃣: me?
4⃣: 1️⃣
5⃣: :Yes
6⃣: 2️⃣
7⃣: :De...
what
frosty cove
what
next fossil
Lmao
steel falcon
Ok so you gotta use commas to separate stuff
So like Will caltech reject me?,yes,no
Would be the input
fading harbor
So like Will caltech reject me?,yes,no
tyty
steep apex
No, input is yes and def yes 💀
true ginkgo
true
haughty foxBOT
NOYB asks: Will caltech reject me?
1⃣: Yes
2⃣: Definitely Yes
steel falcon
Well you can use /poll too and just do the question
quick vine
good luck everyone
haughty foxBOT
carly asks: Will caltech come out at 8:31?
steel falcon
Like that
steep apex
I need tissues to wipe the tears after 😭
peak fulcrum
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
peak fulcrum
😬
rugged jungle
I need tissues to wipe the tears after 😭
honestly get something thicker like a cloth 💀 IF you get rejected that is
steep apex
I mean tbh there will be tears if I get in too
rugged jungle
u right u right
steep apex
Either way might need the cloth 💀
next fossil
If you don’t get into Caltech they didn’t deserve you
rugged jungle
yield protection fr
steel falcon
**carly** asks: Will caltech come out at 8:31?
So many lurkers lmao
rugged jungle
they dont want the beef w mit
fading harbor
Caltech Yield Protect Incoming
next fossil
So many lurkers lmao
MFs watching in the shadows seeing us panic for the next 11 minutes
steel falcon
Cal(Yield Pro)tech
verbal pawn
finna be playing valorant
check during match
W, nice.
L, need to clutch up in val.
fading harbor
The mf Checklist is still there
fading harbor
it is 8:21 and i dont see the result
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
buoyant grail
Caltech: "sorry, we crashed >_<"
haughty foxBOT
Sowwy, we cwashed
warm lava
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
fading harbor
Sowwy, we cwashed
RIP English
lament dew
“sorry it’s actually pm”
fading harbor
people were saying it might come out at 8:21 fsr
💀
woven stirrup
is anyone else wagging their tail in their furry costume rn?
fleet pewter
Better not be pm
stark ibex
quick vine
why's caltech so specific abt 8:31 is it a history thing
fading harbor
“sorry it’s actually pm”
💀 💀
true ginkgo
goofy behavior
full moat
where's the 8:21 people at
steep apex
is anyone else wagging their tail in their furry costume rn?
Bro
lament dew
why's caltech so specific abt 8:31 is it a history thing
chemistry
empty wagon
hello
lament dew
ideal gas law
fading harbor
why's caltech so specific abt 8:31 is it a history thing
Gas constant
buoyant grail
why's caltech so specific abt 8:31 is it a history thing
PV = nRT
R = 8.31
quick vine
Gas constant
ohhhh
true ginkgo
why's caltech so specific abt 8:31 is it a history thing
R = 8.31 in PV = nRT
lament dew
hi ooga
full moat
GUDGHRLFUEIAHYUIRHUUERHG 9 minutes
quick vine
nerdy as fuck ofc caltech would do that
woven stirrup
r deez nuts
lament dew
r(acceptance)
woven stirrup
what if it’s 831 pm
fading harbor
R might stand for Rejection
💀
warm lava
is anyone else wagging their tail in their furry costume rn?
me rn :3
fading harbor
r/acceptance
naive dirge
r(acceptance)
You got this!
true ginkgo
is anyone else wagging their tail in their furry costume rn?
me asf
empty wagon
im opening mine right after @lament dewin lets us know if she got
cerulean reef
hi not applying to caltech but this rush feels fun
steel falcon
hi not applying to caltech but this rush feels fun
Me fr
empty wagon
bec ur cracked (i assume)
next fossil
If you don’t get in know that at least you aren’t in the sweatiest school known to man
tulip plover
oh woah
plush sun
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
prisma ferry
IS IT OUT
empty wagon
and just open it to delete the portal from my bookmarks
tulip plover
out in 6 mins
fleet pewter
Ima get in I’m him
lament dew
ooga lmao
prisma ferry
Ima get in I’m him
real
empty wagon
look
next fossil
If you do get in then be happy that caltech is awesome
lament dew
there’s a possibility i just disappear
steep apex
Guys why is the clock not moving
fleet pewter
Manifest
empty wagon
thats tru
steel falcon
100 away from 10k messages in here
plush sun
boutta turn into a bloodbath is 6 mins
gritty harness
Guys why is the clock not moving
it’s not lifetime
empty wagon
boys
fading harbor
Checklist not gone yet. Is it pm
next fossil
Good luck everyone!!!
steel falcon
Y’all were like 700 away a half hour ago
fleet pewter
Easy dubs
lament dew
gonna be worse than uchi rd 😔
steep apex
It’s time guys
naive dirge
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
dull venture
6 minutes
steep apex
Let’s go ultra instinct
fading harbor
Y’all were like 700 away a half hour ago
Caltech dominance
woven stirrup
i didn’t apply i j like watching decisions
verbal pawn
calypso did you REA
full moat
BEST OF LUCK EVERYONE
steep apex
Think of goku
verbal pawn
ah
marble smelt
same
odd plume
Good luck guys!
woven stirrup
fading harbor
i applied rd
Betrayed Caltech for Harvard ig
marble smelt
did yall do the caltech interview?
wintry nest
good luck everyone
cerulean reef
good luck caltech kids
empty wagon
oooooooooooooo
fading harbor
did yall do the caltech interview?
WTF??
lament dew
did yall do the caltech interview?
ur funny
dull venture
Caltech for Intl, If I get in then like,,, what the f
fleet pewter
we got this
lament dew
good luck everyone
fellow astro enjoyer :0
fading harbor
Caltech for Intl, If I get in then like,,, what the f
Intl with aid
woven stirrup
i was so tempted to say “ OMG IT’S OUT” j now and troll yall
steel falcon
i was so tempted to say “ OMG IT’S OUT” j now and troll yall
Pls don’t
dull venture
Intl with aid
damn bro
steel falcon
I will get rid of you if you do
wintry widget
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
dull venture
Me no aid but still
gritty harness
i was so tempted to say “ OMG IT’S OUT” j now and troll yall
do it
steel falcon
No
peak fulcrum
Me no aid but still
same
lament dew
should i open on pc or phone
wintry nest
fellow astro enjoyer :0
yeeeaaaa
fading harbor
I will get rid of you if you do
🔥
peak fulcrum
should i open on pc or phone
pc
spice sigil
I will have to open it at school and then get back to my work right after for the next 10 hours. 😢
stark ibex
So does this appear right when u log into your portal or what
fading harbor
should i open on pc or phone
Both
fleet pewter
Do I wear a Caltech shirt for luck
gritty harness
should i open on pc or phone
whichever one is cheaper for u in case u smash it out of happiness
naive dirge
@lament dew you should film it when u get in
next fossil
You got this everyone!!!!
verbal pawn
^
lament dew
whichever one is cheaper for u in case u smash it out of happiness
me when my phone suddenly gets thrown against the wall
cerulean reef
Do I wear a Caltech shirt for luck
but then imagine taking it off like lowk crying if u get rejected
gritty harness
me when my phone suddenly gets thrown against the wall
🤣
fleet pewter
but then imagine taking it off like lowk crying if u get rejected
Yeah that’s true 😩
eager elk
i’m at an optometrist appt frantically refreshing (i have no hopes for this)
verbal pawn
caltech drip
fading harbor
I ain't creating a reaction video of my rejection
true ginkgo
So does this appear right when u log into your portal or what
i think so
steel falcon
but then imagine taking it off like lowk crying if u get rejected
Slowly take it off to reveal your next college decision’s shirt under it
gritty harness
me when my phone suddenly gets thrown against the wall
lemme watch my results on my TV 
and throw my tv against the wall
lament dew
i’ve got a balloon i’m ready to light on fire
cerulean reef
Slowly take it off to reveal your next college decision’s shirt under it
LOL
steep apex
ok guys last 3 minutes
cerulean reef
thatd be a funny reactions video
woven stirrup
are yall scared
naive dirge
!caltech
mint lintel
i need a fucking reality check
haughty foxBOT
lament dew
lemme watch my results on my TV <:kek:926373036440043531> and throw my tv agains...
watching it on my home theater burning it to the ground if i don’t get in
eager elk
i need a fucking reality check
SAME
fading harbor
Slowly take it off to reveal your next college decision’s shirt under it
Rip it off!!
charred hill
are yall scared
no cuz i already know im gonna get rejected
verbal pawn
lmao i already got my
cerulean reef
im so scared rn (i did not apply to caltech)
fading harbor
To reveal MIT
verbal pawn
UIUC rejection reality check
verbal pawn
im so scared rn (i did not apply to caltech)
lmfao
marble smelt
are yall scared
nah i already know i am rejected
woven stirrup
in ten minutes yall are gonna know whether or not u got into caltech
lament dew
like 3
spice sigil
Isn’t it 2 mins
lament dew
lol
eager elk
im so scared rn (i did not apply to caltech)
i’m so scared rn (i’m not getting in)
steep apex
in ten minutes yall are gonna know whether or not u got into caltech
bro like 2
fleet pewter
2 min
verbal pawn
🙏
inner pond
man
cerulean reef
theyre saying that 10 minutes into the future u will be settled in your fate
inner pond
portal crashed IG
fading harbor
No
wintry widget
picking 2 songs to play for 2 outcomes
true ginkgo
i need closure. caltech has been stringing me on as if i were an ex or something
woven stirrup
theyre saying that 10 minutes into the future u will be settled in your fate
exactly
dull venture
portal crashed IG
bro add yale to ur name
inner pond
bro add yale to ur name
dude I am freaking our rn
steel falcon
Happy 10k
warm lava
someone livestream theirs
inner pond
couldn't here you
woven stirrup
i doubt it’ll drop at 8:31:00
verbal pawn
R is 8.3144598 so lie
fleet pewter
1 min
steel falcon
someone livestream theirs
Y’all gonna have ur address lmao
verbal pawn
8:31:45 perhaps
empty wagon
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
fading harbor
i doubt it’ll drop at 8:31:00
44s
spice sigil
This will be the most disappointing rejection.
cerulean reef
okg
lament dew
gonna livestream my home address
tulip plover
ooh good luck good luck
warm lava
Y’all gonna have ur address lmao
its funny :3
true ginkgo
beaver breakdown. it's gonna be a real breakdown right now fs
plush sun
is it outt
peak fulcrum
good luck yall
true ginkgo
im breaking down
lament dew
PULL UP we’re partying
stark ibex
Well shut
nova dragon
Good luck y'all
stark ibex
Shit
plush sun
let the Ws rain
buoyant grail
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
fleet pewter
W
stark ibex
It’s been a pleasure soldiers
prisma ferry
sigh
lament dew
bruh
plush sun
here we go
verbal pawn
someone j tell me when its out
marble smelt
gl everyone
verbal pawn
so i dont have to spam refresh
fleet pewter
Gl everyone
fading harbor
!caltech
haughty foxBOT
dreamy sparrow
good luck to all of you!!