New York University (NY “Campus”) (2022-2023)

[cobalt sparrow]

Yeah for real

[wispy otter]

It’s not over

[cobalt sparrow]

Their women’s team has always been the best

[wispy otter]

Gonzaga can do it

[cobalt sparrow]

It’s not over? 🙄

[wispy otter]

11 three throws in three minutes

EASY

[cobalt sparrow]

Woe to you optimists!

Yeah now that UConn cleared their bench there might be a chance 😂

[wraith hornet]

Me with 0 knowledge about what is going on

[cobalt sparrow]

UConn has Gonzaga bent over its knee and is beating its ass in the Sweet 16

[wraith hornet]

Well I have 0 knowledge about basketball in general

💀

[cobalt sparrow]

The current score is 80-52

[wraith hornet]

Okay that is scary

[cobalt sparrow]

Yeah 😂

[wraith hornet]

🪦

[cobalt sparrow]

I love the announcers

@wispy otter “This was a complete demolition.”

[wispy otter]

I’m gonna throw this salt on your baguette

[cobalt sparrow]

Ooo salt and butter on a baguette is soooo good 👌

Final score 82-54

[wispy otter]

Fake news

[cobalt sparrow]

It’s a simulation

[wraith hornet]

Well I just fluked my bracket and it seems that all of my top 4 choices are eliminated

💀

[wispy otter]

What was ur top four

[wraith hornet]

Duke, Princeton, Houston, and Northwestern

[cobalt sparrow]

Princeton? You had a lot of faith.

[wispy otter]

So you it based off of ur fav schools right?

[wraith hornet]

Ahh well no cause I applied to only Duke out of the four

[wraith hornet]

It was just coin toss tbh

0 Knowledge

[cobalt sparrow]

pretty good guess haha

[wispy otter]

Houston and duke r good

Princeton did well this year somehow

Northwestern is kinda random

[wraith hornet]

Northwestern was my champion lol

💀

[wispy otter]

Northwestern has never made top 8 I believe

I wish nyu had sports

[wraith hornet]

[snow jasper]

You mean usnews top 8?

[wispy otter]

🏀

[wraith hornet]

Well only if they had a campus I would have wanted to go (As if I'm gonna get admitted but still)

[wispy otter]

So real

[wraith hornet]

I'm just waiting for the ivies and Duke

Bloodbath

[snow jasper]

Ah I see, the basketball top 8 (?)

[wispy otter]

Yuh

Elite eight

[wispy otter]

Ugh ik

My rd kicks off with stern too fml

[snow jasper]

Yeah March 30-April 1 gonna be brutal, I’m gonna take a hiatus from the server during those days lol

[wraith hornet]

I've got rejected at 3 LACs and Caltech alr

[wraith hornet]

🫂

[snow jasper]

Before today I was on a 6 rejection streak lmao

Didn’t feel great

[fathom thicket]

Cant wait for a reject

[wispy otter]

Im praying for stern London

But I think I’m too young

Whoops

[wraith hornet]

Well I have only 1 solid acceptance UofT CS (But still waiting for Pearson Scholarship cause even after 100k it is still expensive)

[wraith hornet]

RAWR!!

[wraith hornet]

Wait there is some minimum age!!??!

[wispy otter]

Yeah

[snow jasper]

Yoooo that’s awesome good job

[wispy otter]

18 by august 1st apparently

[wraith hornet]

Ohh wow I did not know about that

[wispy otter]

I didn’t either until I reread the common app

[snow jasper]

Did you apply to any actual English schools?

[wispy otter]

Nah but I don’t think I’ll get into stern

So hoping for next best thing

And London is cool for a year

[snow jasper]

Yeah I’m from England originally and I kinda wish I applied to some places there

[wispy otter]

I wish I did London econ so bad

[snow jasper]

But the fact that there are colleges outside America somehow slipped my mind entirely during the apps season

[wispy otter]

My friend got into Oxford so I know I wouldn’t as well

[wraith hornet]

Well ig I'm just gonna go to IIT-B/D or Singapore(NTU, NUS are kinda a saftey but you never know)
If I do not get Pearson ofc

[snow jasper]

WOAH that’s awesome

[wraith hornet]

I couldn't apply to Oxford cause they do not accept the qualification I'm studying for

Like WTF!!

[snow jasper]

Ooooof

[wispy otter]

IK HES INSANE

[snow jasper]

Says the 10 wlr guy 😭

[wispy otter]

4 safeties, 3 targets

So only 3 real ones

[snow jasper]

Don’t put yourself down, it’s really impressive

[wispy otter]

Nyu you can be four

[wispy otter]

Aww thank you!!

Im trying to just manifest rd stuff lmao

[snow jasper]

How many pending?

[wispy otter]

Not too many unlike some kids here

5 hbu

[snow jasper]

Oh 5

Twinning fr

[wraith hornet]

Apparently NYU has almost screwed up!!

[wispy otter]

YESSS

[snow jasper]

Every school that rejects me has screwed up 😔

[wraith hornet]

Nah in their decision release

Almost everyone can find out

Their decisions

[wispy otter]

What how

[snow jasper]

Please don’t be fake

Is this fr

[wispy otter]

The astrology was fake last year

[snow jasper]

Or is it some portal astrology bs

[wispy otter]

Doubt it’s real now

[wraith hornet]

I ain't discussing Portal astrology here but since their website code is a mess yk

[wispy otter]

Translation? (In English plz)

[snow jasper]

Is my man gonna elaborate or just say “I have a way to view my decision”

Smhhhh

[wraith hornet]

Nah they have made it obvious

[wispy otter]

Not true

It didn’t work last year

[snow jasper]

these housing portal things are normally fake

[wraith hornet]

Well they didn't even look at my CSS yet

[wispy otter]

People had academic that got accepted and rejected

[snow jasper]

This has been an astrology rumor for a few schools

It’s never real

[wispy otter]

People with summer got accepted and rejected

[wraith hornet]

Okay idk but afaik that is true

[wind lynx]

Has anyone here applied to NYUAD

[wraith hornet]

Well this is shit!!

[wispy otter]

They have to lmao

[snow jasper]

Honestly their website has one purpose: to show decisions after a certain date. It would be pretty embarrassing if they mess it up haha

[wispy otter]

Financial is separate from admissions

[wraith hornet]

It is still not marked as reviewed on their website

[wraith hornet]

Not for intl

[wispy otter]

Does anyone have it marked as reviewed?

Idk I didn’t apply for aid

[wraith hornet]

Says so on their website that it gets marked as reviewed after they verify it

[wispy otter]

But none of that is a huge coding error that reveals admissions lmao

@snow jasper smh

[snow jasper]

Who could’ve guessed it!!

The fact that the portal astrology didn’t work completely came out of left field ngl

[wraith hornet]

Well ig I'm just gonna take it as a rejection so I do not get disappointed on decision day whatever be the result

ATB to all!!

[snow jasper]

Jk thanks @wraith hornet for tryna share the news but for future the portals almost never give things away

[snow jasper]

My strategy for literally everywhere

[wraith hornet]

Ahh yes ik as even I do not believe in such stuff but NYU is just weird

Idk why but it is

[snow jasper]

True

Weird school

Who wants to get accepted here anyway!

[wispy otter]

I wish they could drop on Monday

[wispy otter]

Me 😭

I need the confidence boost

[snow jasper]

Same 😭

[snow jasper]

Bro tf u talking about “confidence boost” with 1 rejection 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You’re insane

[wispy otter]

My dad still wants me to go to Indiana Kelley

[terse vigil]

1 rejection bro needs a confidence boost

[snow jasper]

Real and true

[wispy otter]

I mean my parents r telling me everyday that this week is gonna be straight rejections

So yeah it would be nice to prove them wrong

[snow jasper]

Damn that sucks sorry

For me it’s me telling my parents that this week is gonna be straight rejections

[terse vigil]

man your parents suck why would they tear you down like that 😭

[wispy otter]

It is ok lmao not your fault

[wispy otter]

Bc “I’m just being real”

[wraith hornet]

+1

[snow jasper]

They aren’t from america so they don’t know how competitive the college things are and they think I’m gonna get in everywhere

[terse vigil]

my mom is just happy that a nice catholic college accepted me LOL

[wispy otter]

Well actually lemme revise

My dad is that bad one

My mom is delusional

[terse vigil]

thats what my parents thought too they dont understand the competitiveness

[wispy otter]

Thinks I’ll get into Duke and Cornell

So yeah ☠️

[terse vigil]

they only know harvard tbh

[wraith hornet]

That is so real... Like the acceptance rate is <1% for intl with aid in most schools

[terse vigil]

theyre like wtf is columbia

we literally live in new york

[wispy otter]

STOPP

[snow jasper]

Yeah that’s my mom, she was like “are you sure you wanna ED to Cornell, I know you like it but if you get into there and MIT then you’ll be in a tough spot”

[wispy otter]

PFFT

My mom was stunned when penn rejected me

[terse vigil]

and we live in the city

[wraith hornet]

UPenn 💀

[terse vigil]

i only applied to harvard cause tbh i dont think the ivy life is good for my brain

but shiii if i get in ill go if they say yes i say yes

[snow jasper]

So you applied to the most Ivy of the ivies

👍

[terse vigil]

yeah

the top of the top

[wraith hornet]

🫡

[wispy otter]

You’re so valid

[terse vigil]

the chad of all chads

[wispy otter]

I applied to Cornell in spite of it being an ivy tbh

[terse vigil]

i applied not expecting a thing dont worry

[wispy otter]

I just love the school

[terse vigil]

im ready for that sexy rejection

[snow jasper]

Same, I don’t like the “Ivy vibe” but I feel like Cornell is so different

[wispy otter]

FR

[terse vigil]

ivy is a joke

its literally famous bc idk

they have the lowest acceptance rates in the country

[wispy otter]

False

Northeastern remains on top 💯

[terse vigil]

everyone knows about them bc theyre so advertised for their amazing prestige

LOOOOOL

northeastern rejecting yale and mit admits like

[snow jasper]

I swear northeastern has to yield protect

I might be coping but I feel like I’m not

[terse vigil]

they rejected me

i think theyre looking for money

bc tbh they rejected a lot of high need students

and accepted a lot of low need students

[weak ivy]

can confirm

0 efc so thats part of it too i guess

[wraith hornet]

Only reason I did not apply

[weak ivy]

i applied cuz there was no essay and it was a decent cs school

fee waiver means i can apply wherever with no cost

[snow jasper]

Congrats on MIT, that’s honestly so amazing

[weak ivy]

thank you

yeah its a dream come true and im super grateful

its also one of the only non safties that have accepted me so far

[terse vigil]

safeties….

[wraith hornet]

[weak ivy]

ive been rejected and waitlisted by safeties also

[tame oar]

yeah nyu was my safety

[weak ivy]

i meant non safeties

im stupid

[tame oar]

i was really reaching for cal state fullerton but i’m settling for nyu ☹️

[weak ivy]

for example

[tame oar]

yield protect

[weak ivy]

for sbu im in state and was still accepted for non engineering majors so i dont think its yield

idgi

[tame oar]

that’s so weird

well u got MIT who cares

[tranquil wing]

Is nyu April 1?

[orchid portal]

they sent an email and it's on the 28th at 4 DEST

EST

[vernal sparrow]

the portal is blank right

[knotty skiff]

nyu will be my last rejection 👍

[vernal sparrow]

mines basically this

[scenic yoke]

Nyu pls 🙏🙏

[orchid portal]

yes

same

[vernal sparrow]

aight thanks

[autumn jasper]

i’m not ready to be rejected from nyu

my heart will be crushed

[forest kayak]

I'm hoping my optional essay carries 💀

[graceful bough]

Is it confirmed that it’s coming out on the 28th? Or is it gonna be the 1st

[forest kayak]

28th

[graceful bough]

Thankyou!

[hallow river]

it’s okay guys washington square park stinks anyway

[forest kayak]

ngl it would be awesome to experience what it'd be like to not depend on a car

https://tenor.com/view/california-i-love-california-california-love-gif-26529479

[autumn jasper]

bruh same

[tame oar]

you guys will make it

[wraith hornet]

Were there 2 optional essays? I remember I did only one!!

[graceful bough]

Same ….

[placid cairn]

nah only 1

the diversity

one

[wraith hornet]

Iirc there were 3 and we could choose any 2

Or was it for a diff school

[placid cairn]

https://blog.collegevine.com/how-to-write-the-nyu-essays-2022-2023/#:~:text=New York University asks all,to submit one additional essay.
1 optional for everyone. 2 for tisch. 1 for scholars program

[slow hawk]

How likely is it to get an 80-75% of the COA in fin aid from NYU 💀😶

• im INTL

[wraith hornet]

Well it is highly unlikely but we all need to have hope!!

(I'm in the same place)

[slow hawk]

Gap year knocking the door lol

[wraith hornet]

Nah I still have UofT, Singapore, and IIT so I'm not that stressed out

[slow hawk]

Good for you
Hopefully you get into somewhere you like

[wraith hornet]

Yep 🤞

ATB to you too!!

[analog bramble]

you got into IIT?

which campus which course?

[wraith hornet]

Not yet

[analog bramble]

when is JEE

also which singapore schools?

assuming NTU NUS?

[wraith hornet]

JUNE 4th

[wraith hornet]

Yep

Those are basically like safties

[analog bramble]

HOW IS NTU

AND NUS A SAFETY WHAT

[wraith hornet]

Well I have all the National awards which were auto admits a few years ago + I'm confident of a really good JEE Adv rank

• Some Olympiad stuff

[wispy otter]

Dos dias

[wraith hornet]

😶‍🌫️

[wind lynx]

Is applying to NYU and getting a deferral to NYU Shanghai common?

[wraith hornet]

Idts

[wind lynx]

Cause I live like 15 minutes away from NYUAD campus and I applied there

… and got deferred to Shanghai instead

[wraith hornet]

But ig Candidate Weekend invites are out already

[wind lynx]

I didn’t even want the main NYC campus

[wraith hornet]

Well you did get what you want so it is a W

[wind lynx]

And I have no clue which campus is better

[wraith hornet]

Well is NYC even a campus?!!??

[wind lynx]

The main NYU

[wispy otter]

Did you indicate that as your first or second choice

[wind lynx]

third choice

[wispy otter]

Interesting

[wraith hornet]

Nah I was just kidding guess you did not get it

NVM

[wind lynx]

😵‍💫

[wispy otter]

Well you still said you were ok with it

And not many are

[wind lynx]

No not really

I declined the offer

[wispy otter]

So they stuck you there

[wind lynx]

Oh wait nvm

I get what you mean my bad

[wispy otter]

No worries

[wind lynx]

So I’m guessing people want NYUAD more than NYU Shanghai?

Or is Shanghai just a worse campus

[wispy otter]

That’s why you have to be rly careful with what you say you’re ok with

[wraith hornet]

Ig not many intl want to go to China

[wraith hornet]

I agree to that

[wind lynx]

Curious though, if I put my only option as NYUAD would I have gotten accepted there

Or had a better chance than if I included options ^

[wispy otter]

We can never know

More likely though yes

[wraith hornet]

If you put it as choice #1 then prolly yes but generally they do not take you if it is #2

[wispy otter]

But usually you get third choice when you don’t get into others

[wind lynx]

#1 was NYUAD
#2 NYU NYC
#3 NYU Shanghai

[wispy otter]

Yeah

[wind lynx]

It just wasn’t meant to be I guess

[wraith hornet]

Then ig they just put you in Shanghai cause not many people go there

[wispy otter]

Bc you didn’t get into 1/2, you got 3 and not many applied

[wispy otter]

Good outlook!

[wind lynx]

I might try transferring in the future

[wraith hornet]

GL with that!!!

[wind lynx]

Appreciate the insight and support guys

[fathom thicket]

I only put nyc

[wispy otter]

Same here

I did first year away too but I think I’m too young

[analog bramble]

abu dhabi is amazing

u guys should come visit

[wraith hornet]

Well if I had gotten in NYUAD!!

(But yeah I might come some time)

[analog bramble]

PU it’s cool

[alpine badge]

frrr

wait u from here?

[lean grove]

as an ex-San Jose, California resident who moved to Manhattan a year and a bit ago...

it's fucking incredible

being able to go anywhere in the city independent from parents for a fixed cost (often free if you have a public school-provided MetroCard) is so liberating

Went to an event with family and wanna dip early? subway

wanna go to the beach in the summer without getting sand all over your car? subway!

wanna not risk crashing if it's super late and you're exhausted? subway (though be wary of who else is on the train with you at night lol)

I don't know if there's any city in the western hemisphere that's as car-independent as NYC

fuck cars; all my homies HATE cars

[naive loom]

idk driving around at 6 pm with music on full blast is a vibe for me

subways are honestly pretty dizzying for me, like i went to madrid once and they were sooo packed during the morning and afternoon

ig i just gotta adapt to the lifestyle

[lean grove]

it's all a matter of preference!

then again...

[lean grove]

the subway lifestyle results in lower carbon emissions per capita

there is no sustainable urban future that involves cars being the PRIMARY means of transportation

Having denser urban fabrics that allow for greater walking, biking, and surface-level light rail and trams are all viable solutions that can avoid the dizzying nature of subways

unfortunately

we got rid of streetcars in the 1940s and 50s to make way for shiny new buses

man, if only urban planning were a lucrative career path...

[analog bramble]

yes but dubai

[alpine badge]

nice

im from abu dhabi

[analog bramble]

ty

[alpine badge]

u national?

[plush cliff]

k im here now

[autumn meadow]

damn that sounds nice I gotta learn how to drive

[autumn meadow]

just take the bus

NYU has their own buses too

[unborn cedar]

same

[wispy otter]

@wraith hornet

You were right

They have so many coding issues

I just got into smth but idek what

[hard night]

Hey so

If I indicated that I wanna apply for aid

But didn't send the CSS profile

[smoky maple]

uh ohh

[hard night]

Will they consider me without aid?

[hard night]

What

[smoky maple]

id assume theyd consider you without aid if you gave them no information to consider you with aid

but idk fs i didnt do aid

[hard night]

Uh whatever

[smoky maple]

but i put not to be considered for aid anyway

[hard night]

I'd get rejected anyway

[autumn meadow]

yea

[analog bramble]

nope

american citizen indian male

[fading knot]

does nyu send likely letters

or like does the portal change before the decisions come out

[analog bramble]

i haven’t heard but i’m sure they do

[vapid wave]

Dont think so

just wait 2 days

[shrewd sable]

oh shoot 2 days

time is going by so fast wtf

[stiff lagoon]

i’m gonna actually throw up

[royal grotto]

I’m not getting in 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[stiff lagoon]

me either i alr know i’m rejected but like i’m just being delulu 😍😍

[fallen wing]

i manifest acceptances for you all

nyu better accept me

havent gotten accepted from a single private bruh

let me pay that full tuition

[rugged pulsar]

kinda the same here got accepted to 1 private but its a small local one

[fallen wing]

i am cursed by cs

[stiff lagoon]

u as well!! you’re gonna get in ;))

[fallen wing]

🙏 hope to see you there

[stiff lagoon]

ONG!!

[analog bramble]

anyone able to access housing portal

[autumn jasper]

nah

error

anyone else?

[stiff lagoon]

i can access it

[autumn jasper]

shit

[stiff lagoon]

idk what that means

[autumn jasper]

this link?

yeah it’s the same

[stiff lagoon]

yes

that’s what i see

[forest kayak]

press the 3 lines on the left in the middle

[autumn jasper]

damn i think that means u got in

[forest kayak]

do you have fall housing app?

[stiff lagoon]

it just says my name😭😭

no i only have summer

[forest kayak]

me too

some had fall housing

[stiff lagoon]

nah i don’t think so they’re probably just updating and stuff so don’t look too much into it

[wispy fjord]

how r yall planning on paying for NYU

[stiff lagoon]

begging

it says error basically

[pliant aurora]

nope

[pliant aurora]

yeah i can but I think they already fixed it so no astrology just wait for two days

[shrewd sable]

link astrology 😈

[fallen wing]

no housing for me im gonna be homeless there

[plush shoal]

No

[fallen wing]

also no

[stiff lagoon]

yeah i’m not relying on the portal astrology cus it’s such bs

[stiff lagoon]

LMFAOOO

[tame oar]

yes

[stiff lagoon]

u can sleep with the cute rats😘😘😘

[fallen wing]

heard theres alligators in the sewers

theyll make for some nice roommates

ill dress up as a furry to be among them

[stiff lagoon]

fr don’t even have to pay 🥱🥱🥱

or maybe you’ll meet the teenage mutant ninja turtles😍😍

[fallen wing]

if u cant beat them join them

[stiff lagoon]

fr

[plush shoal]

What if you try to access through NYU Home?

It only appears summer for me

[lament cape]

let's not look thru housing links

just wait the 2 days for decisions

[autumn jasper]

i have accepted that i’m rejected

the portal astrology isn’t looking too good for me

[wild olive]

same

[wild olive]

no one can

[analog bramble]

they are

[wild olive]

except for ppl in ED

[analog bramble]

there are people

able to access the

[wild olive]

he got in ed

[analog bramble]

tihing right

the housing portal

[wild olive]

no

[analog bramble]

who applied RD

which l;ink is it

[lament cape]

no

literally don't think too deeply abt housing links

this is usually inaccurate anyways do not trust the portal astrology

[wispy otter]

I have this too

But I don’t think it means anything

[wild olive]

have what

[analog bramble]

the same screen

when she logs in

[analog bramble]

duyde

BROWN

DID THIS STUPID FUCKING THING WHERE THEIR PORTAL

WENT DOWN AND NO ONE HAD DECISIONS EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE WHO GOT IN

[wild olive]

the error shi?

[analog bramble]

no

i think shes busy ill forward

[wild olive]

ig this

[analog bramble]

but this is for the housing page

[wild olive]

ohh

yea

[lament cape]

yeah i was literally there

but looking into housing links is not the way to go 😭

[analog bramble]

twas dumb

i hated it

[wild olive]

when did the brown thing happen

LOOL

[lament cape]

ED

[analog bramble]

ED

[lament cape]

anyways

[analog bramble]

i got fucking rejected ED

[rough shuttle]

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[lament cape]

stop w the housing links

i beg of you

[analog bramble]

fuck brown and their hippie ass culture

most irrelevent ivy

along with dartmouth

no one cares about brown they think theyre so cool

(coping mechanism)

[manic portal]

same lols

they are pretty fire ngl

[analog bramble]

fuck brown

they sUCK

[manic portal]

deff gonna try to apply for graudate

[wild olive]

Nyu nyu

[analog bramble]

def not

[smoky maple]

mine doesnt work sad they fixed it

[naive loom]

llolo

[white widget]

bruh i didnt get it

am i rejected

[plush cliff]

what portal astrology

enlighten me

[white widget]

some poeple can acsess da housing portal

before decisions

[smoky maple]

aughhhh fr

[plush cliff]

oh damn

[smoky maple]

thats annoying

[white widget]

did they fix it or are we jus rejected lol

[lament cape]

no

[plush cliff]

im not goonna lie portal astrology be real sometimes

[lament cape]

literally no 😭 this does not determine if ur in or not

[plush cliff]

happened to me with wesleyan lol

but nyu is definitely different

[lament cape]

on some very few occasions it's accurate but also it just causes panic in the lead up to decisions

[slow sluice]

does every applicant get an nyu email address?

[shrewd sable]

wasn’t there portal astrology last year that ended up being false

[naive loom]

uh i didnt get one

i only have an id number

[shrewd sable]

there’s only 2 days to go anyways

[lament cape]

^^

[wispy fjord]

damn no portal for me

[plush shoal]

From NYU Home?

In settings?

[slow sluice]

yea

[plush shoal]

Yes

[analog bramble]

fucj nyu

[plush shoal]

Idk how to feel 😭

I got invited to CW from NYU AD

But I can’t access to housing or brightspace

Even if CW means 80%-100% acceptance

[lament cape]

ignore that

[analog bramble]

what is CW

[analog bramble]

that’s so cool congrats on NYUAD

[lament cape]

candidates weekend

smth like that

[analog bramble]

come visit me sometime

it’s nice here

also weeknd prolly coming to AD this year so

oh and AD is so safe and cool and we have a rlly cool ferrari world

yeah that’s abt it don’t come here

[fallen wing]

i went to ferrari world

the roller coaster there was my first roller coaster

safe to say i didnt go on roller coasters for years after lmaooo

[analog bramble]

Lol

the one here is p fast

265 mph or smth

[fallen wing]

its the fastest roller coaster in the world

if i recall correctly

[tame oar]

skill issue

[analog bramble]

nvm it’s

240kmh

yeah fastest in world

it’s not that bad

i have motion sickness

And i was fine

[white widget]

Where

Can you access the nyu drive and nyu email on home

It says google invalid or sum

[plush shoal]

thanks 😭

I have been so paranoid lmao

[lament cape]

you'll be fine

if you were invited to CW ur pretty much in anyways

[plush shoal]

I hope I am going to be accepted in the end 😭

[plush shoal]

😭 yeah, it will be straight out rude to invite someone to cw and reject them

But who knows 😭👍🏼, anyways I will stay positive

I will tell you guys how it goes

And if I get accepted in the end, the portal astrology is truly bs

[white widget]

can you acsess nyu email

[plush shoal]

No

🗿

[white widget]

ok i cant either

[plush shoal]

And yeah!!

[plush shoal]

I fell in love with AD after searching more about NYUAD

[high ore]

what does yours say

[white widget]

Restricted

[high ore]

it says restricted or there was a problem processing…etc?

[white widget]

It says there is a problem accessing

[real moth]

huh

that changed within the past couple hours fs

[high ore]

what changed

[real moth]

the thing you linked

[high ore]

the bright space?

[real moth]

yep

[high ore]

what does yours look like

[real moth]

same as yours

[high ore]

so how did it change?

what was it before

[austere fractal]

Is there some portal astrology going on I see

[real moth]

it was showing some login screen I kind of forgot

[high ore]

hmm maybe they patched it

[white widget]

Did u get into the housing thing

[high ore]

wait text me

[lament cape]

omg stop

[high ore]

because they banned me for talking about this before

LMAO

[real moth]

nope no such thing in my vocab list

[lament cape]

last warning

[high ore]

girl…

[lament cape]

stop with the housing links

[high ore]

i just asked for them to text me

😭

[real moth]

I think saying astrology somehow warns mods

[high ore]

it does

[lament cape]

stop with the housing links

just stop.

[high ore]

i texted u

[austere fractal]

It’s probably a flagged word then

[lament cape]

just wait for 2 days

[vapid wave]

Stop being such a party pooper.

[cobalt sparrow]

Y’all have negative patience.

[terse copper]

You asked them to text you because you were already banned once for discussing it ..

[real moth]

yeah

as long you dont say it ive noticed people can talk as much as they want

[cloud granite]

so if i asked someone to dm me the portal astrology is that bannable

[real moth]

but after they say it theres suddenyl like 5 mods here

[austere fractal]

Do u think tandon had a high AR @real moth

[cloud granite]

hypothetically

[austere fractal]

Cuz it’s kinda mid I heard

[real moth]

AR?

[austere fractal]

Acceptance rate

[cloud granite]

just wait till ur in our shoes man 😭

[cobalt sparrow]

I applied this year. I’m getting my decision in two days just like you.

[real moth]

yeah probably but being in nyu lowers it probably. afaik there arent too many good things abt tandon

• cost is insane

[cobalt sparrow]

I guess it helps that I don't give half a damn about NYU

[austere fractal]

Just nyu is prestigious and highly ranked that’s it

[terse copper]

Howre your decisions going so far? I think we talked about it a while back

[real moth]

yeah pretty much from my understanding

[cobalt sparrow]

We did! Waitlisted at UChicago and Northwestern 🫠. Waiting on the other 8 now.

[wraith hornet]

[terse copper]

It’s okay ❤️ other schools will make up for it

[pliant aurora]

daddy is here behave yourselves

[cobalt sparrow]

💀

[real moth]

see what im saying

[terse copper]

nah

[real moth]

0 mods here before

4 mods here now

[cobalt sparrow]

Hopefully, an Ivy would be nice

[lament cape]

bruh

[pliant aurora]

🥰

it worked

[cloud granite]

im ngl i dont understand how nyu has so many students but the acceptance rate so low

[cobalt sparrow]

I was gonna make a joke about this but I’m not homosexual so I’ll refrain 😂

[wispy otter]

SO many apply

[wraith hornet]

Wow it seems like Portal Astrology has taken over 💀

[pliant aurora]

same way ucla has so many students but <8% AR

💀

[wraith hornet]

But it isn't allowed

[cobalt sparrow]

In times of desperation

[pliant aurora]

cuz everyone applies

[wraith hornet]

🙃

[pliant aurora]

nyu has 0 supps too

wait

1 essay

or smth

optional

[real moth]

so its dollar store northeastern

[wispy otter]

Umm

[autumn meadow]

they just get so much more applicants

[wispy otter]

Way better

[real moth]

proof?

northeastern has 0 supps

nyu has 1

[wispy otter]

Rankings, job placements, respect, international recognition, etc

[real moth]

I was joking

[wispy otter]

Your satire isn’t very clear lol

[austere fractal]

If u did not do the essay for nyu

That’s prob not good

[wispy otter]

Basically required

[autumn meadow]

anything mentioning northeastern in A2C is satire

[cobalt sparrow]

It’s a bum ass school

[austere fractal]

The Ao will know you have no interest

[white widget]

That shit ass school sent me to London instead of rejecting me

[cobalt sparrow]

Oh hi Riley

[wispy otter]

I’m just a proud nyu defender 😭

[cobalt sparrow]

@wispy otter Nervous for Ivy Day yet?

[pliant aurora]

ye but

120k applicants

[wispy otter]

Dude

Beyond nervous for this entire week

[pliant aurora]

id imagine some dont actually do the essay

so if you do and ur competitive the actual AR for you might be way higher than 10%

or whatever it is currently

[white widget]

What’s the easiest school to get into for nyu

[autumn meadow]

yes I know someone who didn’t do it

[main sequoia]

let’s be fr most prolly did the optional essay

[autumn meadow]

but they don’t care to get in

[alpine badge]

defo ad if youre a national

[pliant aurora]

if ur cracked at an instrument nyu steinhardt low key a safety

[autumn meadow]

And they had a fee waiver so nothing lost

[white widget]

Nah like cas stern etc

[shrewd sable]

it was the fastest essay to write fr

[alpine badge]

like if youre from the uae its pretty easy to get into nyad

[cobalt sparrow]

Felt 😂

[alpine badge]

oh that idk

[wispy otter]

Rn

[white widget]

I applied tandon

[wispy otter]

Stern is terrifying me

[white widget]

Hopin I get the dub

[wispy otter]

Then emory

Then cornell

Then duke

[cobalt sparrow]

I’m like oh shit five days and my fate is decided

[wispy otter]

FRR

[autumn meadow]

I think the highest acceptance rate ends up being liberal studies but I could be wrong

[alpine badge]

its so crazy that in like 1-2 weeks ik which uni ill be attending

[shrewd sable]

ill know by saturday

[autumn meadow]

and it’s really just a alternative option for most

[shrewd sable]

really scary honestly

[pliant aurora]

yall have good choices rn?

[wispy otter]

Nyu question for y’all

I turn 18 on September 1st

[autumn meadow]

yeah it’s the last week

[white widget]

Got rejecting my most of my schools lmao 😭😭😭

[cobalt sparrow]

Lord save me

[wispy otter]

I accidentally said im okay doing first year abroad

But I’m too young

Wtf happens

[autumn meadow]

they just won’t send you abroad

[terse copper]

You’re all going to be successful no matter where you end up ❤️❤️

[cobalt sparrow]

You’re old enough to drink in Europe!

[wispy otter]

Can that cause me to get rejected bc I’m dumb? Ik it’s stupid just worried

[cobalt sparrow]

Never too young

[wispy otter]

I’m 17 lol

[alpine badge]

i say that to myself every 5 seconds i think i’m ok

[autumn meadow]

probably not

[cobalt sparrow]

My point exactly.

[autumn meadow]

they wouldn’t reject based off that

[wispy otter]

What’s the drinking age in Europe???

[white widget]

Idk if you can drink in abu dahbi ngl 😂😂😂😂

[terse copper]

Yes but not because of the abroad thing being a factor

[shrewd sable]

us drinking age kinda high ngl

[autumn meadow]

16

[wispy otter]

Can you explain?

[pliant aurora]

nah they just wont consider u for first year abroad i think

[wispy otter]

16??? No fair

[alpine badge]

lol yes you can but it’s only in certain hotels/places

[cobalt sparrow]

There’s a reason I’m going to France for a month 😉

[autumn meadow]

Well the UK

[terse copper]

I’m joking haha, I mean they could reject you for being dumb as in having a horrible application

[alpine badge]

imagine drinking so mid and not halal!

[white widget]

We we baguette bonjour

[wispy otter]

OHHH OK

ok I can stop spiraling

[cobalt sparrow]

I’ll be black out drunk on a nude beach in Nice living my best life

[autumn meadow]

nude beach is crazy

[wispy otter]

A nude beach

At 17

Bro 😭

[cobalt sparrow]

I’ll be 18 then

I’m kidding about that part

[shrewd sable]

drunk while nude 😭

[alpine badge]

imagine being 17 too like y’all are young

[autumn meadow]

my man ready to flash the baguette

[autumn meadow]

listen….

[pliant aurora]

im 17

😭

[autumn meadow]

late birthdays

[white widget]

bro im 15

[terse copper]

I’m 17 😍

[alpine badge]

i’m 17 too dw but it’s just that y’all are too young

[pliant aurora]

<3 perfect

[cobalt sparrow]

I may be 17 but I look like a grown ass man so I’m fine

[autumn meadow]

FIFTEEN??

[terse copper]

😅

[white widget]

im 2 years ahead

[wispy otter]

Child wtf

[alpine badge]

bro i was 16 and i didn’t even know what harvard meant

[white widget]

i turned 15 like 2 months ago lol

[alpine badge]

i thought it was hogwarts irl

[wispy otter]

@white widget did you skip grades in HS or before

[lament cape]

same

[autumn meadow]

AND YOU TURNED 15 THIS YEAR?

[alpine badge]

bro is 15 and a senior?

[white widget]

yeah

[wraith hornet]

[shrewd sable]

🤨

[alpine badge]

why u skipping life

[white widget]

yessir

[alpine badge]

it’s not fun

[shrewd sable]

why speedrun

[wispy otter]

It was a one or the other question lmao

[terse copper]

he’s speedrunning

[autumn meadow]

nah that’s crazy as hell

[alpine badge]

take your time bro

[wispy otter]

Questioning ur academic brilliance

[cobalt sparrow]

Life only goes downhill from here

[white widget]

bro im 5, 😶‍🌫️ 3 tho

shor tasf

[wraith hornet]

Let us get back to Portal Astrology

(Just kidding)

[autumn meadow]

cause you just turned 15

[cobalt sparrow]

Soon you’ll be wishing you were blackout drunk on a nude beach

[alpine badge]

like i’m class of 28 cuz i have 1 year of military before uni

it’s crazy a 15 year old is gonna attend uni before me

nahhhh

[wispy otter]

While smoking a baguette

[terse copper]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-big-no-ross-friends-gif-3532268

[autumn meadow]

you’re supposed to be a freshman

that’s insane

[cobalt sparrow]

Naturally

[wispy otter]

Tbf I was 15 junior year

[frosty depot]

grade skip gang yessir 😈

[wraith hornet]

Obv lol!!

[wispy otter]

But a senior

That’s insane

[alpine badge]

i’m gonna go poop i don’t wanna talk anymore

[white widget]

school is so boring

[bold lantern]

I’m 13

[cobalt sparrow]

Geez man

[alpine badge]

And i’m black

[white widget]

bruh i took ap calc bc in 10th grade

[autumn meadow]

dump one out for NYU

[frosty depot]

guys im a senior and 12 is this good ?

[wraith hornet]

+1

[white widget]

i was like 13 or 12 or sum

[plush shoal]

Qhat

[cobalt sparrow]

Oh @wispy otter you totally gave away what high school you go to 😂

[plush shoal]

💀

[frosty depot]

joking

[wispy otter]

Nt? Idrc

[alpine badge]

i’ll do it for us 🙏

[plush shoal]

Why is the chat so active rn i love it

[wraith hornet]

Cause decision day is close

[wispy otter]

Babe

Wait for Tuesday

[alpine badge]

it’s cuz we 17 year olds that have nothing else to do with their lives

[wraith hornet]

💀

[alpine badge]

except for a speedrunner

which made me contemplate about life ngl

[white widget]

dont worry

[terse copper]

I’m terrified

[alpine badge]

god always has a plan 🙏

[wispy otter]

Me too queen

I get off at work at first job at the exact time this comes out

[alpine badge]

even if it means getting a bachelors degree at 30 years of age it always goes well

[white widget]

i barely even hit puberty yet lol

[terse copper]

but is God’s plan the same as ours

[wispy otter]

Then second job forty min later

[wraith hornet]

Ig god real?

[alpine badge]

my plan is gods plan inshallah 🙏

[white widget]

no way yall believe this shit lmao

[wispy otter]

@alpine badge my cousin did the military thing

[white widget]

im 17

[wispy otter]

Got his degree at 27 (?) and doing just fine

No debt and thriving

[autumn meadow]

….damn

[alpine badge]

exactly you see

[terse copper]

nobody was gonna call you out for no reason

[autumn meadow]

but you being 5’3 was real

[alpine badge]

i’m gonna be either class of 28 or 29

rip

[white widget]

nah im 5 5 bruh

and a male

[alpine badge]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[autumn meadow]

yeah okay

[frosty depot]

no guys i’ve met him irl it’s real

[terse copper]

me too

[frosty depot]

he’s 5’1” though not 5’3”

[alpine badge]

5’5 is cool tho ngl

[white widget]

it reallyt isnt

[wispy otter]

Still short 😭

[alpine badge]

i wanna be short for once

[white widget]

i get clowned on

[alpine badge]

feel like it’s cool

[terse copper]

5’5 is fun, I never get clowned on (im female)

[white widget]

welll im a guy

[alpine badge]

bro u gotta be more successful in life then flex it

easy revenge plan

[wispy otter]

@white widget u should get the shoes that make you taller

[white widget]

nah im actually 6 , 3 lmao

[wispy otter]

They have padding or smth

[autumn meadow]

aren’t you supposed to be shitting

[alpine badge]

i am shitting

rn

[autumn meadow]

humble tall flex

[autumn meadow]

…

[bold lantern]

Yooo that’s crazy, I’m still 13 though

[alpine badge]

i’m sorry but no 6’3 says he’s 5’3 then says he’s 5,5

[alpine badge]

good for you 🫵

[bold lantern]

Kiss me

[autumn meadow]

he’s coping

[autumn meadow]

gonna have to bend down to do that

[alpine badge]

astagfrullah it’s ramadan

haram brother

[bold lantern]

Bro it’s nighttime though

[autumn meadow]

you garden gnome

[alpine badge]

or sister

[bold lantern]

I’m brother

[alpine badge]

even better

but still

gimme 23 days

[bold lantern]

😭😭😭

I’ll wait

[wraith hornet]

!sani

[rough shuttle]

https://i.imgur.com/wYgTmUG.png

[pliant aurora]

is Nyu comin out today

tomr*

[shrewd sable]

chewsday mate

28th

[wispy otter]

2

[pliant aurora]

freak

[vapid wave]

!sani

[rough shuttle]

https://i.imgur.com/wYgTmUG.png

[alpine badge]

i wish the best for everyone here

its 6 am so i gtg sleep

gnnn

[terse copper]

goodnight!!!!

[manic portal]

what is an astrology😴

[terse copper]

I’m a Pisces 🐠

[manic portal]

@terse copper Leo here

[terse copper]

ick

[manic portal]

🥳

[terse copper]

I mean

??

[wraith hornet]

Virgo!!

[terse copper]

omg W

[wraith hornet]

^^ This is better than stressing about portal astrology

[alpine badge]

im gonna go sleep rn

forgot to turn off the pc

ffs

[manic portal]

sideee eye

[alpine badge]

that makes 2 of us

[wraith hornet]

❤️

[alpine badge]

guys im sorry if its like dumb but what does astrology portal mean

im dumb ik

[wraith hornet]

Looking at changes in your portal

And speculating whether one got in or not

[terse copper]

^ thinking they influence your decision

yeah what noyb said

[alpine badge]

so its like saying, im a virgo so i think ill get into all of my unis yay

[rough shuttle]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 45 times.

[wraith hornet]

[alpine badge]

cold

[wraith hornet]

My fav ❤️

[alpine badge]

guys why did i get wl by ucsd

it doesnt make sense

its time to got o bed

7 am is wild fr

[wraith hornet]

YIELD PROTECTION

[alpine badge]

YES EVEN THO THEY DONT

THEY

YIELD

PROTECTED ME

nyu better anyway

[wispy otter]

Virgo

Man

[alpine badge]

imagine not being a virgo????

like fr

[wispy otter]

Im a Virgo as well

[alpine badge]

youre not any virgo

youre the virgo

[wraith hornet]

A lot of Virgos here!!

[alpine badge]

sometimes i wish i was a crab

[terse copper]

I like being a Pisces

[alpine badge]

idk about that but ur gracie that’s a W in my books

[placid cairn]

yo same

[autumn meadow]

Capricorn 🥹

[autumn meadow]

a lot of virgins not surprised

[placid cairn]

slander

[terse copper]

ickkkkkkk

[wraith hornet]

Why does NYU use Spaghetti Code!!

[terse copper]

??

[wraith hornet]

Their website is broken as f and the code is not clean

[terse copper]

that seems odd for nyu

[wraith hornet]

^^ Someone should refer them this book

[terse copper]

I’ll email them dw

[wraith hornet]

Yeah ik but the fact that they do not even have a proper campus

[terse copper]

I’ll mail it to all of their buildings in nyc as well

[wraith hornet]

[lean grove]

guys i really wanna get into NYU

[alpine badge]

guys i’m finally in bed

[lean grove]

LETSGOOOO

[terse copper]

stop typing here

[lean grove]

i'm down bad for NYU

[alpine badge]

:(

[mystic sundial]

what did bro do

[lean grove]

i got BU with pres scholarship so hopefully i have a chance 🙏

[alpine badge]

okay

[placid cairn]

take melatonin 5mg and youll be asleep in 30 mins

[terse copper]

not sleep ):

[alpine badge]

NAH ILL SLEEP IN 1 CUZ GRACIE BEING MEAN

[terse copper]

BU with pres scholarship is a GREAT backup