Johns Hopkins University (2022-2023)

[oblique gull]

very fair

[tribal walrus]

but people still choose to believe in it

[oblique gull]

i mean is there even any portal astrology for jhu

[tribal walrus]

gotta make it s minor or smtg it’s prolly part of decision science

idk prolly

someone prolly has a full work up for jhu from when the portal went down lmao

[oblique gull]

bro it literally said nothing 😭

just said portal is inactive

[tribal walrus]

that was prolly good enough for someone

just like how stanfords not real

[oblique gull]

stanford isn't real though

that is a fact

[tribal walrus]

or the crazy part of how dartmouthsimp got into yale and not fartmouth

very unpredictable just like portal astrology

[oblique gull]

very true

see i was a princeton simp

lets see if i get into MIT

break the cycle

[tribal walrus]

time to rename yourself princetonsimp

and write love poems for princeton until ivy day on reddit

[vague steeple]

not the portal astrology

LOL

[scarlet pine]

What is portal astrology?

[quartz condor]

💀

[quartz condor]

like trying to guess things based off of changes in the status check/application portal

[tribal walrus]

anyways i’m a future anthropology major with a minor in portal astrology and decision science

[magic radish]

💀

[scarlet pine]

What is JHU portal astrology?

[magic radish]

Portal astrology (not necessarily for a specific school) is looking into random changes in the portal and trying to determine if it means you've been accepted/rejected

Aka a waste of time

[hybrid pine]

Ig that's why it's banned

[pale current]

Well, this is a drastic change on my portal.

[scarlet lantern]

deleting bc its showing ur email

[pale current]

💀

I even reviewed the snapshot for a quick two seconds and didn't see it

[scarlet lantern]

L

[pale current]

Oh well now I do 💀

Thank you 😂

[golden finch]

guys why does my portal say accepted? /j

3pm est is so soon

good thing i have friday off

[scarlet lantern]

fired

[quartz condor]

💀

[keen trail]

I have to go to school goddamnit

[fresh forge]

oh frick it's this friday

[hybrid pine]

Idc

Going to school on the same day as a major decision has to be like a top 20 worst feeling in hs

[trim yoke]

i have thursday and friday off

😭 thank goodness

[hybrid pine]

Luckyyy

[trim yoke]

the one time i love my school LOL

[kind lark]

It’s funny I’ll be flying when Ivy day decisions release so I’m gonna be anxious my whole flight🙃

[obsidian harness]

I have something major coming up so I'll prolly open ivy +stanford around 8-10th april (assuming i dont give in to my anxiety and chek them right away)

[dull marsh]

why

is there some holiday im missing

[trim yoke]

teacher work day

and then some other thing

[dull marsh]

o

lucky

our teachers usually work by teaching

[tribal swift]

why can’t they just release it at midnight like a music video

i’m gonna be in school all day so anxious

[magic radish]

U want them to force everyone to wait till midnight?

[tribal swift]

12am friday i mean

if that makes sense

come on friday releases! lets see who makes it to #1 in the college hot 100!

[magic radish]

I think they release after their office has closed so they dont need to deal with like complaints till the next week

[tribal swift]

HAHA

that’s smart and hilarious

imagine the voicemails tho 😭

[golden finch]

jhu music video

[vague steeple]

LOL

[sleek vortex]

!jhu

[hybrid pine]

Johns Hopkins will release on March 32nd 3 pm EST.

[lunar vault]

how’s baltimore

like is there stuff to do

besides being robbed

[solemn cloak]

Does anyone know if finaid documents request means anything

I got multiple emails + a text about it last week

[cerulean aurora]

it means you should get in those financial aid docs

[scarlet pine]

why arent you sending them docs even after multiple mails

i sent them after the first one so no text to me

[solemn cloak]

I already did 💀

They just keep sending them

[scarlet pine]

it doesnt mean anything

[solemn cloak]

Even tho it’s finished

[scarlet pine]

ig

i am not getting into BME

[barren sable]

!jhu

dammit it doesnt work yet

[hybrid pine]

Fr !

Like we need it like the newest single

[hallow fulcrum]

is ee hard to get into

for jhu

[golden finch]

they don’t, contact them back asap

even if you think you submitted something

they did that to me too

until i got css in

[oblique gull]

They don’t admit by major other than BME

[vague steeple]

hello peoples

[storm siren]

3 days!!

[vague steeple]

3 days!!!!

my 19th birthday is tmrw

[storm siren]

happy early birthday then!

[vague steeple]

tyty

[river cloud]

bro stfu

adam fr

[vague steeple]

jahoo

[tribal swift]

happy early birthday david!!

[primal cloud]

!johnshopkins

!johns hopkins

[kind lark]

3 days y’all

[neon echo]

how is everyone feeling

this is my next L

[high cypress]

looking forward to the drama tbh

the acceptance channel wild today

[golden finch]

samesies!

unless neu releases thursday

[neon echo]

Northeastern had no essay right

I should have just applied cus fuck it

[storm siren]

i regret applying to neu

[lunar vault]

how

[storm siren]

they've just been the worst to deal with. they accidentally sent out certain emails to EA early, they've randomly decided to do rolling admissions for RD????, and after learning more info about them i'm just not sure

i should've used that commonapp slot on purdue or UNC

[lunar vault]

ah yeha

we need a maxed out common app role

thatd be funny

[storm siren]

it would be

i would have it 😎

[lunar vault]

same

[storm siren]

i didnt even realize there was a cap until i was 12-13 schools in

and then i was like "Oh."

[golden finch]

no essay

[golden finch]

their admissions are wonky af 😭

[oblique gull]

please no repeat Ls

🙏

[obsidian harness]

hello to my #7

[vague steeple]

hello

[storm siren]

if i dont get into johns hopkins on friday im changing my pfp to this little guy for a week

mark my words

[ebon prairie]

Does anyone know how many applied this year?

[strong igloo]

FUCK UIUC

JHU>UIUC

[storm siren]

last year was 39,500 so it would likely be comparable to this year

[strong igloo]

How many got in

[ebon prairie]

It seems like a lot of colleges saw significant declines in their amount of rd applicants but saw significant increases in ED which is so weird

[strong igloo]

More people wanna be one and done

[lunar vault]

less

[dull marsh]

hopkins is like 2% rd

😭

[obsidian harness]

now add intl + fin aid to that and you get me not even hoping for jhu

[hybrid pine]

wait for? I thot it was like 6

fr*

[dull marsh]

6 is total

[hybrid pine]

oh ye

O well

[dull marsh]

rd might be like

4-5

[hybrid pine]

yea

[golden finch]

rip

[oblique gull]

ED rate is quite good, but I mean makes sense it’s binding

Not nearly as many apps logically

[hybrid pine]

well yeah

Rd rate isn't too bad

[oblique gull]

I know a lot of the schools who have EA say it’s same standard as RD

but is that true for Ed

[hybrid pine]

I think it's the same standard throughout

[oblique gull]

Or would they take potentially weaker applicants knowing they are bound to attend

Well ig they wouldn’t right

Just take the best of what they have

[hybrid pine]

probs not at least for the top schools

[oblique gull]

Yeah

[hybrid pine]

There's enough strong applicants that Ed

[oblique gull]

Yeah it’s jhu dude what am I saying

[hybrid pine]

well whatever happens

[oblique gull]

Good luck dude

[hybrid pine]

yeah u too man

Going in with no expectations tho

[oblique gull]

Idk

So far 1/2 from top schools

L today with mit but took a w with caltech

[dull marsh]

cant relate

😭

[oblique gull]

I’m sorry bro

[dull marsh]

waitlisted and rejected from my two reaches so far

nah all g

[hybrid pine]

u got umich at least bro

[dull marsh]

true

go blue

[hybrid pine]

honestly I saw this yesterday but

[oblique gull]

Is umich best public outside of Berkeley and la ?

[dull marsh]

in my unbiased opinion yes

[oblique gull]

Absolutely true

[hybrid pine]

probably

[golden finch]

waitlist isn’t rejection

you got this

[dull marsh]

true

🤞

[golden finch]

also you have umich

you’re good

[oblique gull]

Yeah I think umich is probably honestly

[dull marsh]

true x2

[oblique gull]

But good luck with jhu g you got it

[hybrid pine]

what else is there that's a good public

[oblique gull]

Fs

[hybrid pine]

SD or UCI maybe

[oblique gull]

UNC

[dull marsh]

theyre the ones that waitlisted me 😭

[oblique gull]

UF

[hybrid pine]

But I don't think they stack up to umich

[oblique gull]

Georgia tech

[golden finch]

i forgot to submit my update letter here so i’m prob not gonna get in

[hybrid pine]

what update letter

[oblique gull]

Ah ED2?

[dull marsh]

yep

[oblique gull]

I see I see

Is jhu waitlist good

[golden finch]

made an update letter with a few new awards and such

[oblique gull]

Or do they accept 0 ppl

[hybrid pine]

oh

[dull marsh]

nah

they accept no one

[hybrid pine]

nothing really happened for me

[dull marsh]

latest cds said

2 out of 5000

💀

[oblique gull]

That sucks 💀

[hybrid pine]

Other than a Olympiad medal and varsity sport

Maybe I'll update my other schools

[oblique gull]

Jhu you couldn’t submit an update on portal

So I emailed it but not sure if they received

[hybrid pine]

o

[oblique gull]

Bc never got a response

So idk

[dull marsh]

whend u submit

[oblique gull]

Maybe reject? Or maybe they just process documents and don’t respond

[golden finch]

yeah that was my issue

[oblique gull]

I sent update mid Feb I think

14 or 15?

[golden finch]

i didn’t submit over email because i couldn’t figure out the email to submit to

💀

lame excuse

[hybrid pine]

I'll just send one now through email 💀 what do I have to lose

[golden finch]

they already decided

[hybrid pine]

oh wait yeah

Duck

[golden finch]

there’s 0 chance they’re not decided already

[oblique gull]

[email protected]

[hybrid pine]

I'll just send for my other schools

[oblique gull]

That’s the one I did

[golden finch]

it’s a good wl letter

[hybrid pine]

whatever

[oblique gull]

Yeah no shot bro 3 days out

[hybrid pine]

idek if I'd take JHU over usc

[dull marsh]

fo rwhat major

[golden finch]

i had 1 intl award 1 national 2 regional and 2 big advancements on ecs in my update letter so i’m pretty sad that i didn’t get to submit it

[hybrid pine]

Neuro and cs

but I got nearly full ride at usc

ion think jhu gives that much aid

[river cloud]

sheesh

that's fire

[hybrid pine]

shit my update letter ain't that good 💀

[golden finch]

that’s crazy

good stuff

[hybrid pine]

thanks man

[oblique gull]

Massive fucking W bro

Good stuff

[golden finch]

my app is not good without my update letter idt so i’d be surprised if i didnt catch another L friday

[hybrid pine]

damn

[golden finch]

hopefully neu spares me and plops me in oakland or smth so i can count a w

[hybrid pine]

I think my JHU essays were good

[obsidian harness]

i already expect an L,
i basically copy pasted yale's 400 word prompt for jhu's

[dull marsh]

did u say ur fine with the nu.in

[golden finch]

my jhu essays were okay

[oblique gull]

Struggled for JHU essay ngl

[hybrid pine]

There's this one thing I covered in my essays and for all the schools that I applied with that essay I haven't gotten rejected, so maybe 🤑

[oblique gull]

One of the most annoying ones for me tbh

[dull marsh]

DUDE

SAME

ITS SO HARD

[oblique gull]

Princeton as well

Princeton killed me

[golden finch]

no i put preference boston no for everything else, but they said they don’t care about your preference

[obsidian harness]

jhu had just one right?

[oblique gull]

Yeah

[hybrid pine]

yeh

[oblique gull]

Praying for you g

[golden finch]

the jhu essay was like 3/4 why major 1/4 why jhu

[obsidian harness]

cool, freaked out for a moment thinking i missed some

[obsidian harness]

me who wrote about neither

[oblique gull]

Ngl I did not approach it like that at all

[hybrid pine]

that's how I did it!

[golden finch]

wait i lied it could be a community essay too

[hybrid pine]

I did 3/4 community tho

[golden finch]

i forgot the prompt but that’s how i did it

yeah

[hybrid pine]

3/4 community 1/4 why jhu

[oblique gull]

Yeah mine ws mainly community I think

[golden finch]

3/4 was community mixed with why major

[oblique gull]

And like a little bit in why jhu

[hybrid pine]

Mine was basically community and then bringing that to jhu

[obsidian harness]

my entire essay was community mixed with my comedy stints

[hybrid pine]

I tried to stay away from major talk bc my ecs are already hella spiked

[golden finch]

aren’t you supposed to connect to ecs

[hybrid pine]

so unless there was a essay q that was directly asking for why major I didn't talk about it

[golden finch]

or maybe i was given bad advice

i see

[hybrid pine]

idk 🤷 I rarely did that

[obsidian harness]

idts, on the essays that worked, i did see a couple that didnt

[hybrid pine]

my common app essay was ecs tho

[golden finch]

my commonapp essay was less ec based

[hybrid pine]

I just felt like colleges would care more about supps then common app

but idk I ain't no ao

[golden finch]

my CA was culture + heritage / hobbies + community

[hybrid pine]

this whole process is bullshit anyways

[golden finch]

yeah

[hybrid pine]

gonna be a Powerball lottery in a few years

[golden finch]

it already is a lottery

[hybrid pine]

😭

[obsidian harness]

i avoided culture and heritage since i was literally from the country with most intl apps and figured that was over milked anyways

[golden finch]

i tried to tie it in lightly

[obsidian harness]

that sounds cool

[golden finch]

don’t know if it works or it’s perceived as pity points

[obsidian harness]

i mean if its contextually relevant idt they'll see it as pity points

[golden finch]

i went for my mom immigrated from x, i share yz traditions with her and she’s inspired me to do abc things

[hybrid pine]

I didn't talk about cultural heritage cuz that shit milked so hard

[vague steeple]

hey yo whats up

i am now 19 years old

not a slay

ugh

[hybrid pine]

and I'm fucking Indian n every Indian kid I know did that

[golden finch]

hbd david!!

[hybrid pine]

hi grandpa

[dull marsh]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

🍰

[hybrid pine]

hbd

[oblique gull]

My common app essay was struggling with identity and culture 💀

[vague steeple]

my common app essay was about how music both hurt and helped me which shaped my identity

[hybrid pine]

w

[obsidian harness]

yo hbd!

[hybrid pine]

#essaysthatworked

[vague steeple]

lol essays

[lunar vault]

does anyone know the deferred acceptance rate

[hybrid pine]

higher than 0

[lunar vault]

higher than rd...???

[hybrid pine]

post on cc from 4 years ago says 15

u were deferred from JHU?

[lunar vault]

yeah

[lunar vault]

rates went way down since 2019

[hybrid pine]

It was 2018*

[lunar vault]

still

[hybrid pine]

crazy

prolly still higher than rd

Considering Rd was 5 last yr

Prolly like 8-9

[lunar vault]

merrrrrrrrrr

[hybrid pine]

I wonder how many were deferred tho

[lunar vault]

less than 533

[hybrid pine]

is JHU ur numbah 1

[lunar vault]

was

i got in to usc, prob gonna get full ride

so

[hybrid pine]

same bestie

[lunar vault]

in a similar situation

yeah

im also neuro

[hybrid pine]

yeah I know

[lunar vault]

...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754607880359116824/1066922358528561183/image0-2.gif

[hybrid pine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/736035194418495609/841756216279433276/huevo.gif

why is this so small

How do I enlarge the size

[lunar vault]

https://tenor.com/view/холодильник-speech-bubble-gif-25663959

[hybrid pine]

Harry Potter and the Frivolous Fridge

[river cloud]

why is ED rate so high this year

it was 44%, no?

[hybrid pine]

What the fuck no

It was prolly less than 18

[lunar vault]

it was 15%

533/7500ish iirc

defer rate was <10%

rest reject 💀

[river cloud]

lmfao

bro

unreliable asf

google images

[lunar vault]

???????????????

[hybrid pine]

Where the fuck u getting that from

[river cloud]

LOL

https://ivyleagueprep.com/johns-hopkins-university/

scam fr

[lunar vault]

nahhh

[hybrid pine]

bro if it was 44% I would be at Baltimore rn

[lunar vault]

ivy league prep

[river cloud]

LMAO

yeah

[tribal swift]

i wish their admit rate was still double digits 😭

[lunar vault]

0.5 is double digits

[kind lark]

2 days out y’all how we feeling

[lethal sleet]

nervousss

no portal astrology lol so just gotta wiat

wait

[kind lark]

Same here just letting my fate be in the universe’s hands

[normal horizon]

Did someone cap me telling me jhu rd decisions delayed to 19th at 3 pm?

[obsidian harness]

as long as jhu doesnt send out emails/portal updates that say no, its cap

[hybrid pine]

um actually 2 days 1 hour and 46 minutes 🤓

[tribal walrus]

thank you for putting the emoji

it makes it much better fr

[lunar vault]

does "We are unable to offer you admission into our class of 2027" mean anything? likely????

[golden finch]

😮 you’re in

[open harness]

u good i got that too

just trust the process

[tribal walrus]

hi, i like your pfp

thanks for listenign

[open harness]

🙂

[hybrid pine]

does the hopkins portal look like anything special if you get in vs not

like confetti or a video or anything

[open harness]

you mean when you open up your letter?

[normal horizon]

It means they are unable since you are so awesome and they suggest going to HYPSM instead.

[normal horizon]

Yes confetti

[open harness]

theres no confetti

[hybrid pine]

like when you just open your decision yk

wait so is there confetti or isn’t there 😭

[open harness]

can confirm there is no confetti

theres just a big blue congratulations

ill send a pic

[hybrid pine]

ohhh ok tysm

just wanted to know if i can see at a glance whether i got in or not rather than reading the whole letter 😭😭😭

[open harness]

no they make it very clear

lol

[bitter raven]

What’s the acceptance rate for rd

Is it actually like 5%

[dull marsh]

yes

[hybrid pine]

yes

[soft plank]

I hope I don't get in so I don't have to decide where to go lmao

[tribal swift]

if you get in give me your spot 😁

[vague steeple]

if u get in ill send u free merch

:D

[magic radish]

😳

[golden finch]

i can’t promise i’ll get in but i would like merch yes

[vague steeple]

given we have ur shirt size

ill send u free hopkins merch

base don what's left over

i also just won a scavenger hunt here and got free hydroflasks

[golden finch]

😦

are you sending some of those too

[magic radish]

whos we lol

[vague steeple]

.......admissions office

[magic radish]

oh 💀

[vague steeple]

oh haha i work in admissions

i can snag some.......free merch.......possibly

[hybrid pine]

Can you get me in

[vague steeple]

i cannot get u in

[hybrid pine]

Can you boost my application

😔

[golden finch]

can you check if i’m admitted 😳

tell them calypso#9517 wants to know

[hoary whale]

I hate to ask but at the same time I want some lol

[pale current]

can you see if i get rejected so i can be sad sooner :D

[hoary whale]

Honestly same

[pale current]

I'm expecting to see just text on a screen with the words "unfortunately" and "cannot offer you admission to the class of 2027"

[hoary whale]

Yeah lmao

Had MIT yesterday do that lol

[pale current]

literally no expectations

[hoary whale]

Lowkey, I just want at least one target or reach school under my belt

But I know it won’t be JHU lol

[pale current]

lol

If i get into jhu imma fall off my chair, experience an overwhelming amount of shock go through my cardiovascular system, and go under cardiac arrest and die lol

from just shock and joy

[hoary whale]

Damn bro

[pale current]

imma need the EMS

I have three decisions coming this Friday and I have literally 0 expectations 😂

[hoary whale]

I’m cpr trained, I’ll get the AED dw

[magic radish]

I'm expecting to get rejected 😂

[hoary whale]

Same lmfao

[pale current]

aren't we all--

[hoary whale]

I had no idea it was coming out at 3

I thought it’d be 7

[pale current]

bro if i get a "welcome bluejays" my jaw will drop to the floor

i don't even want to go to the school man i just want the acceptance letter 😭

[hoary whale]

Imma cry during tennis tryouts

[pale current]

imma get a reject though, that's inevitable

my app was literally a clown app

[hoary whale]

Same lmao

When you get a fee waiver it feels so much less consequential

[pale current]

exactlyyy

[hoary whale]

My gf really wanted to go there but her parents made her ed2 nyu and she got in

[keen trail]

@vague steeple is it too late to submit updates lol

I had to ask

[hoary whale]

It was really tragic

She’s rank 3rd and has a 1520 and a 34

[vague steeple]

yes

most likely

[keen trail]

Lmaoo it was worth an ask

[pale current]

Are you able to access my rejection and send it to me via DM :')

[hoary whale]

Same lol

[soft plank]

lmao

[vague steeple]

LOLLL

[open harness]

can I get some ⁉️

[vague steeple]

probably HAHAHA

but u alr got in

[open harness]

yeah but like

i want a free hopkins shirt..

[quartz condor]

[hybrid pine]

I want Hopkins

I want John so bad

[vague steeple]

o h

[hoary whale]

What about johns?

[hybrid pine]

johnny

my dream

my sugah

[strong igloo]

jjangu pfp

idk how to spell his name

[vague steeple]

lol

[hybrid pine]

shinchan

[lunar vault]

https://tenor.com/view/shinchan-gif-8005295

[obsidian harness]

i'll prolly sleep through jhu decisions and check it around 5-6 hours after it comes out idk

[hybrid pine]

did me every morning

minus the waking up

[hybrid pine]

Are u intl

[obsidian harness]

yeah, india

[strong igloo]

jjangu is the korean version lmao

I deadass didn't even know he was japanese until 2 years ago

[hybrid pine]

oh wtf

is it originally Japanese or Korean

[lunar vault]

originally jp

but popular in korea

and china

[hybrid pine]

And India

I've seen dat shit on my cousins tv

[lunar vault]

oh damn

[hybrid pine]

Doraemon also hella popular in India

[lunar vault]

xi yang yang?

[obsidian harness]

nah thats different iirc

[lunar vault]

ik, just wondering if hes seen it

[hybrid pine]

nah I haven't heard of that

send a pic of da Chara ters

[hybrid pine]

What in the Poptropica

Nah I haven't heard of dos

[lunar vault]

im p sure it was only popular in china

[hybrid pine]

damn

bust

[lunar vault]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znd4dNz_nR0

the song is so good

[hybrid pine]

U watched ninja Hattori

[lunar vault]

a little bit

like a little little bit

the live action is so scary wtf

[hybrid pine]

What the hell have they done

Imma have nightmares now

[tribal swift]

one day guys

[bitter raven]

What time does it come out

[obsidian harness]

3:00 pm est

[solemn cloak]

!jhu

[hybrid pine]

Bob

[hybrid pine]

27 hours till release for the class of 27

[lethal sleet]

guys

im so nervousssssssssssss

[mossy kernel]

i thought they were releasing early from that email

oop

[tribal swift]

they just sent an email oh em gee

it’s actually happening tomorrow

[limber crescent]

fuck that email jumpsxared me

[hybrid pine]

llol

[slow agate]

BRO

THESE MFS

SCARE S ME

SO MUCH

[hybrid pine]

I want John but does John want me

john got too many options dawg

[strong igloo]

Bro did anyone get jhu emails other than the decision released tmmrw thing

Jhu went ghost on me and im scared ☠️

[hybrid pine]

AO team probably too busy going through 10000s of apps

too much work for them to manually take every rejected student off mailing list

[strong igloo]

Did you get portal astrology

[hybrid pine]

?

i did some for gatech

with the oscar website

[strong igloo]

Nah for jhu

[hybrid pine]

oh wait

[strong igloo]

Fuck man

[hybrid pine]

what is the method for jhu

[strong igloo]

Idek

Im trying to portal astrology it

[hybrid pine]

they probably got it under lock

its just 28 more hours

[ashen wren]

Is it impossible for 2 people from same school international to get in?

[strong igloo]

Depends on the track record

if your int school historically takes more people I dunno

[ashen wren]

Like nobody even tried for us

[tribal swift]

no bc john wants me so bad

i say that through tears

[hybrid pine]

John wants me so bad

[lunar vault]

i didnt get the email...

[ashen wren]

It means u get in

[lunar vault]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/446768929642381342/754420787825475664/image0-2.gif

bet

[strong igloo]

Wait if you didnt get a likely letter are you fucked

Bro ☠️☠️☠️

[ashen wren]

Likely?

It just says when the decision coming out

[hybrid pine]

bro what

Like 30 people get a likely letter

And it mostly athletics

[tribal swift]

maybe hopkins doesn’t do portal astrology, they do email astrology

[kind lark]

One day out exactly

[slow nymph]

JHU PLEASE 🙏

[storm siren]

johnny boy let me in

[jade vessel]

johnny say yes

[ashen wren]

Anyone else always thought it was john not johns?

[manic dirge]

did anyone find any portal astrology methods?

[quartz condor]

the stars said no

[pale current]

If you wrote "John Hopkins" or "Johns Hopkin" in your essay, they pretty much reject you right off the bat 💀

According to an admissions intern

[ashen wren]

Im too scared to go back and check now

[hybrid pine]

I just called it JHU

Saves words

[flat bramble]

I called it Johns Hopkins once and JHU once

[pale current]

That's fine

[hybrid pine]

let me check

I just said Hopkins

And mentioned "being a Blue Jay"

[normal horizon]

Don’t forget to call it the Nest

[exotic umbra]

lmfao what why

[kind lark]

Ewwwwww it’s official

The nervessss

Tbh I’m not even gonna be able to check my portal when decisions get released for a few hours rip

[normal horizon]

Let me in

[dull marsh]

pro tip

they released it like 10 minutes early for ed2

so check at like 2;50 to 2;52

[hybrid pine]

that means I might get to check in class 💀

do they send email

[hybrid pine]

😹

I will be on the portal from 11am

(I'm pst)

So it releases at 12 for me

I have no school tomorrow

That'll be fun

[vague steeple]

pro tip they always release like 5-10 min early

[reef tendon]

ooh thats good to know

thank youu

[dull marsh]

????

i literally just said that

and you said "i assume it’ll just be uploaded exactly at 3pm"

bruh

[reef tendon]

i didnt see what you said, i only saw the person who asked abt the email

my bad I apologize

[hybrid pine]

Specifically jhu?

[reef tendon]

ill delete what I said so I don’t miscommunicate

[pale current]

It's their biggest pet peeve

[plucky cliff]

The way I just checked my essay and wrote John Hopkins, yeah im fucked LOL

#alreadyrejected

[exotic umbra]

LMFAO WAIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE ITS JOHNS@HOPKINS LMFAOAOSOV

[left mica]

i always wrote JHU lmao

went the safe route

[exotic umbra]

i wrote hopkins

stop i have an internship there too that’s embarrassing

i’ve never realized i thought it was john hopkins

[vestal wharf]

i also just wrote Hopkins lol

[pale current]

Hopkins, JHU, and Johns Hopkins are all fine. But anything else, they wonder why you applied if you "can't spell our school name right"

💀

[tribal swift]

AND YOU STILL MISSPELLED IT?? 😭

[exotic umbra]

not on application

but every other time ive written it i def did 😭😭😭

[slow nymph]

notre dame waitlist

this is my new home

[obsidian harness]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IntltoUSA/comments/11t4t54/me_whenever_i_get_an_email_from_a_college/
accurate reddit post

[vague steeple]

did u guys know that the AOs for jhu are a lot of them are jhu recent grads

i learned this today because in our meeting they were like seniors graduating! do u wanna be an AO? and i was like are yall fucking fr

[graceful tapir]

I had an adrenaline pang when I got a “welcome to class of 2027” e-mail before realizing it was CUNY Lehman College 💀

[solemn cloak]

!jhu

Bru

[brisk tinsel]

we’re u just finalizing stuff

we’re

were

.

[long steeple]

JHU RD is 5%

Did anyone mention that yet

[dull marsh]

many times

[brisk tinsel]

🤣👍

[long steeple]

Oh no

My bad

[simple mauve]

i'll honestly be happy w a waitlist

[hybrid pine]

what’s the command

!hopkins

!johnshopkins

help lmao

[vague steeple]

LMFAOOO i dont think it wroks

[graceful tapir]

eat like a king who's on a budget-

[hybrid pine]

Good luck guys and girls

And everything in between

We will all end up loving the place we commit to

Hopefully

I've posted this many times

[mossy kernel]

JHU, u should accept me

[hybrid pine]

33a is crazy

[mossy kernel]

haha thank u

[fringe saffron]

I wrote a mix of all three for “diverse writing” LOL

[vague steeple]

diverse writing :D

i want bubble tea

[lunar vault]

33?

[mossy kernel]

yes

[lunar vault]

huh

how

[mossy kernel]

i applied to a lot of schools

[fringe saffron]

I applied to 19 lol

[mossy kernel]

thats a good amount

[fringe saffron]

Yeah I got into Grinnell so far, but if I get in tomorrow, it’d be nice

[lapis quarry]

how many in total?

[mossy kernel]

about 64

[vague steeple]

dam

i uh

[mossy kernel]

manifesting and praying for u!!

[vague steeple]

applied ed jhu

[white flower]

i applied to 27 but a lot of them were bs/md apps so i had like 10 safety schools with bs/md programs

[fringe saffron]

Thanks! Did you apply?

[mossy kernel]

thats awesome, jhu is great but i think im gonna get rejected

i submitted my app before i edited my scoir essay

so its lowkey bad

[lapis quarry]

holy. did u have a fee waiver?

[mossy kernel]

i didnt end up applying to grinnell but i thought about it

[white flower]

you submitted on coalition?

[fringe saffron]

I liked my jhu essay, it’s up there as one of my best

[mossy kernel]

yeah, i only paid about $400 total

[mossy kernel]

commonapp and coalition

[fringe saffron]

I mean they expect us to pay half of our salary for tuition every year soooo

[mossy kernel]

but i did jhu on coalition

[mossy kernel]

WHATTT

[white flower]

bro i hated coalition so much. i did jhu on coalition as well

[hybrid pine]

what's ur top choice Jak

[mossy kernel]

its annoying, but i like that u have more room to explain ur ECs

[mossy kernel]

Columbia

[fringe saffron]

yeahhh

[lunar vault]

hes kind and clever

[mossy kernel]

Yesss and I lvoe free water bottles

i have 7 decisions today

im nervous

[lapis quarry]

DAMN

what 7

[mossy kernel]

uroch, pomona, bowdoin, colby, jhu, amherst, and haverford

[lunar vault]

too many

[fringe saffron]

What we’re all y’all’s best ecs out of curiosity lol

[lunar vault]

potus

[white flower]

i don't think uroch is coming out today

[mossy kernel]

im development director for the TX High School Democrats of America

[mossy kernel]

i heard it was on the 17th, at least i hope

i think they posted it on instagram story

[hybrid pine]

scotus

[white flower]

oh shit nvm then

[fringe saffron]

Wow that’s cool

[hybrid pine]

research lowkey tho 💀 couple internships and a pub

the a2c starter pack

[lunar vault]

skull

[fringe saffron]

That’s crazy omg, I’ve been to the Capitol with my states representative bc of something from my ec but you are insane

[mossy kernel]

oh wait i dont think uroch is today

[lapis quarry]

haha ty but honestly it was 99.999% luck 😵‍💫

[mossy kernel]

thats so fucking annoying

[white flower]

ye they taking long asl

[vague steeple]

OMG UROCH

fuck uroch

[lapis quarry]

i wish all my decisions wld come out rn

[mossy kernel]

uroch is like my #3 so if they could hurry the fuck up that would be cool

[fringe saffron]

bruh same, i solo published a molecule I discovered which breaks conventional laws of organic chemistry, traveled all over the country to present it, all with the help of my mentor and resources from my local college

Aka this means I mixed two chemicals blindly and saw a color change

[mossy kernel]

BRUH WHAT 😭

[lunar vault]

bro discovered a molecule 💀

[mossy kernel]

BRUH LITERALLY PUBLISHED A MOLECULE

BYEEE

[hybrid pine]

💀💀💀

[white flower]

💀

[hybrid pine]

bro casually dropped that

[lunar vault]

codezero is there actually a number between 3 and 4 i feel like you would know

[vague steeple]

im from roch

so uh

[white flower]

lmao its a daily occurrence thing for him

[fringe saffron]

Yeah about that, they rejected me two days ago

[lunar vault]

huh

[hybrid pine]

whaa

[lunar vault]

oh i wasnt referring to mit lol

logsday type beat

[fringe saffron]

oh lol what were you referencing

[lunar vault]

https://tenor.com/view/logsday-hero-omori-dylan-gif-27094971

[fringe saffron]

I was wild junior year bruh, and somehow managed to touch grass while doing that, I mean that also is a wacky story but yeah

[fringe saffron]

i mean it looks pretty cool 😊

[white flower]

that looks so complex

[mossy kernel]

whats it called

[fringe saffron]

Well I just call it by it’s conventional IUPAC name, which is 2-sulfonyl-manganese (II)-tricarbonyl-nicotinic acid dimer

[lapis quarry]

😭😭😭

[hybrid pine]

🤓

I'm kidding

[fringe saffron]

Do you know cis and trans isomers in alkenes? It might have been gone over in ap chems organic nomenclature chapter

[hybrid pine]

Good work dude u are gonna make it

Incoming Nobel prize in chemistry

[white flower]

man im taking ap chem rn and ngl i have no idea whatchu be saying at all

[fringe saffron]

I hope so bruh, my top 4 ECs were research, one was cancer research where we found radioactive fluorine which helps with cancer and is under fda trials

[hybrid pine]

💀💀💀

bro if u don't get in the college admission process is cooked

[lapis quarry]

did u apply BME

for jhu

[mossy kernel]

thats boring

[fringe saffron]

So basically we have a this

[white flower]

bro published a molecule AND is gonna cure cancer. gah dam

[fringe saffron]

In chem, they taught us that trans isomers are always more stable than cis isomers

[hybrid pine]

bro what's a isomer I need review

[fringe saffron]

However, this molecule i somehow scrambled together doesn’t follow this rule

[hybrid pine]

Oh wait that's the diff orientation

Thingy right

[slow agate]

Yes

[hybrid pine]

okie

I'm smort

[fringe saffron]

It actually is 1.8-3.7 kJ/mol more stable than the trans isomer, which means that what they teach us in organic chem is not always right

[slow agate]

yes chemistry is a subject filled with exceptions and its still better than the cancer that is physics

[fringe saffron]

I mean I like Chem, but I also like photography, it’s literally my high school job and my favorite thing ever besides exotic cars

[hybrid pine]

bro said what they teach us in ochem like we took ochem 💀

[white flower]

💀

[fringe saffron]

Bro after taking thermal waves and optics I quit physics

[slow agate]

here in india ochem is compulsory

[fringe saffron]

Yeah I saw an organometallic coordination chemistry lecture at my dads old school when I went back to india

[hybrid pine]

bro this shit looks like the flowers in calc bc like the parametric stuff

[fringe saffron]

This is just d orbital lobes

[hybrid pine]

anyone know what I'm talking about

I remember orbitals tho

Roughly

[fringe saffron]

Broo not polar coordinates I hate those

Ok I’m going to bed bruh I want to get into jhu

[graceful cave]

Johnathans Hopkins

[slow agate]

I CALL IT THAT TOO LMAO

[barren sable]

i called it Maryland, but i head jhu and Maryland are good friends and lacrosse buddies so shouldn't be a problem right?

[winter shard]

quick question: wouldn't the cis isomer of HO-CH=CH-OH be more stable than the trans isomer because of H-bonding between the OH groups? (idk i only know super basic ochem)

[vivid forge]

wouldnt both isomers exhibit hydrogen bonding?

[winter shard]

oh i meant within the molecule

@vivid forge

[vivid forge]

oh then idk

[hallow fulcrum]

you look at the overall dipole of the molecule

pretty sure

[vivid forge]

Halogens are pretty reactive, though

[river cloud]

it would be kinda sick to get in

not gon cap

[hybrid pine]

Bro I can't sleep

It's 2

this decision lowkey doesn't even matter too much for me

idk why I'm so stressed

[river cloud]

yeah

i really want ucla

and jhu

esp bc im doing premed

[hybrid pine]

Dub

I want JHU

[river cloud]

i hope we both get in tho ong

ya

[hybrid pine]

I want all my universities 😈 I HATE rejection!!!! 👹

[river cloud]

🥴

[hybrid pine]

I'll Speedrun JHU rejection today

I'll record myself

[river cloud]

lmfao

nice

speedrun

[leaden egret]

Less than 12 more hrs yes?

[lunar vault]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/171098141460922369/904968667522023454/thedoginmyhands.gif?width=619&height=619

[hybrid pine]

Yes math

[hybrid pine]

nice sleep schedule.

[lunar vault]

i love ap chem !

[hybrid pine]

hahahaha

I haven't studied for any of my classes past week

I'm cooked

Rescinded, even.

[lunar vault]

smae

rescission speedrun any%

[leaden egret]

Yall having senioritis

Me too

[hybrid pine]

I am so hard

[lunar vault]

⁉️

[hybrid pine]

Yesterday I was on a2c the entire day

[hybrid pine]

Heeee heeeee heeee

[leaden egret]

My discord daily usage time increases as ivy day gets closer

[hybrid pine]

Facts

This is my ivy day honestly

Cuz I only have 3 schools on actual ivy day

5 today

[lunar vault]

i have

10 on april 1

[hybrid pine]

😹

I have 2

[lunar vault]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-melt-homer-scary-gif-14299487

[leaden egret]

What unis?

[hybrid pine]

johnny UCLA UCI UCSD and swarth

n then case tmrw

[leaden egret]

Ucla is today??

Damnnn

[hybrid pine]

N then berk duke and Cornell on 30th

N then Stanford and rice

[hybrid pine]

Yeah

[leaden egret]

Stanny 😢

[hybrid pine]

Stanny is gonna rail me

[leaden egret]

Stanny johnny

Who else

[hybrid pine]

Stanny and johnny are gonna rail me

They gonna take turns

Dukey wukey

[leaden egret]

U got usc tho

[hybrid pine]

Yeah gotta wear a trojan

[leaden egret]

LMAO

[hybrid pine]

But abstinence is better

Like me

[lunar vault]

do you think they give out sc themed trojans at those dating clubs

[leaden egret]

..

[hybrid pine]

😭

[leaden egret]

Lmaooooo

[hybrid pine]

You can be the test subject for that

[leaden egret]

Anxiety levels soaring high

[hybrid pine]

Still got 10 hours

I'm gonna die if I don't sleep

[leaden egret]

But somehow i dont feel anxious for johnny

[hybrid pine]

Idek why I feel anxious for johnny

[lunar vault]

were you deferred ed

[hybrid pine]

I'm more anxious about ucs

[hybrid pine]

I didn't Ed anywhere

[leaden egret]

I believe im going to be sttaight up rejected by johnny

[hybrid pine]

Couldn't commit for the cost! I was gonna do rice tho

Me too

Good thing with Johnny is that if ur in it's very blatant acceptance

Giant CONGRATULATIONS

so I don't have to read the letter

[leaden egret]

Any johnny portal astrology?

[hybrid pine]

I'm too lazy for that

The decisions alr been made

Whatever happens now is up to the man upstairs

[tribal swift]

todays the day!

[soft plank]

Honestly i gotta get better at ochem

Rn I'm trying to synthesize a molecule that could be a possible treatment to PNH but I haven't ever done the procedures like HPLC and NMR spectroscopy before

I dont have enough chem knowledge to do some of this stuff

[storm siren]

oh johnny boy let me in

notre dame did me dirty yesterday but i know you won’t <3 (hopefully)

[keen trail]

Nmr ain't that bad cause most machines automate the process but hplc is pain

Do a happy dance and pray the equipment doesn't break

[soft plank]

I mainly just don't know how to do some stuff

Like I'm trying to make a procedure but it's like 36 steps to get to one of the reactants I need

[solemn cloak]

Pls

!jhu

[soft plank]

Trying to work with a biochemist rn but he's sorta procrastinating

[solemn cloak]

Let me in

I’ve been getting rejected by all the t10s

Be the first one to accept me

Thanks

[brisk tinsel]

!jhu

[keen trail]

@soft plank rip are you doing this in school? That's crazy

[soft plank]

Working at a hospital

Gotta start doing actual lab work tho

The PI keeps giving us new projects lmao

Like I have 3 or 4 projects that I gotta multitask on since he has a new idea every so often

[hybrid pine]

so today we ask

does johns hopkins want world peace

[mint trail]

How’s everyone doing on JHU day

[hybrid pine]

Morning

[hybrid pine]

today I have trigonometry exam

[mint trail]

U got this!!

[vague steeple]

TODAY'S THE DAYYYY

also i go on spring break after today

[quartz condor]

manifest

[weak moth]

gl everyone!

[hybrid pine]

yeah, I’ll fail if I don’t get a good grade

does anyone have informed delivery anything

[vague steeple]

i also just slayed a midterm

so channeling the energy to yall

[west raft]

Everyone ready

[storm siren]

4 hrs

[mint trail]

Guys this might be dumb but how do u access the application portal

I tried searching for it online but I could only find the grad school portal

[jade vessel]

Check the email they sent you

[vague steeple]

admissions.jhu.edu

[slow nymph]

bro

5% RD

you’re trolling me

[west raft]

well what did u expect from a school that has ED and ED2

[hushed palm]

how yk

[slow nymph]

someone said in this channel

[hushed palm]

thats class of 36

26*

its prob even lower now

under 5%

[mint trail]

Noooo 😭

[mint trail]

Ok got it

[mint trail]

Thank you 🙏

[hybrid pine]