#Columbia University (CUNY Morningside) (2022-2023)

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last nimbus
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i would ask uncle iroh to kill some admits so i get pushed up

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😊

molten onyx
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he would only kill those that deserve it

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talk to ozai man

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but yeah, whatever happens, happens

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either you get in, go to columbia, have the best time ever

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or don’t get in, go to a different college, have the best time ever

heavy gorge
last nimbus
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i just want to be depressed

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:(((

heavy gorge
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tbh id be depressed if it means ill be in columbia

molten onyx
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maybe you not getting in (not saying that this will happen) is for a good reason, who knows? maybe if you did go to columbia the ceiling would fall on you in some class and you’d die

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kinda dark but you get the point

heavy gorge
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but but

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columbia

molten onyx
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but i’ve accepted the fact that i will get in

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that’s just fate

heavy gorge
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wow thats pretty confident

molten onyx
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i don’t believe in getting denied from columbia

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it’s just not in my dna

heavy gorge
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ykw me too

peak token
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GUYS

molten onyx
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hell yeah

peak token
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COLUMBIA JUST EMAILED ME

molten onyx
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i’ll see you on campus

molten onyx
heavy gorge
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yuhh

peak token
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THEY TOLD ME I AM THEIR BEST APPLICANT

molten onyx
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that’s impossible

heavy gorge
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thas crazy

molten onyx
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I applied

peak token
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theyre #1 applicant

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#1

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not #2

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#1

molten onyx
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then I’m #0

peak token
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zero is the hero

heavy gorge
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LOOL

molten onyx
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yep

last nimbus
peak token
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columbia lowkey fire

dusk glade
peak token
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my friend got rejected ED here so i wanna get in al the more

molten onyx
last nimbus
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bros a menace

molten onyx
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and where’d you get into

last nimbus
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only reach i got was mich

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💀

heavy gorge
molten onyx
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mich is t25

heavy gorge
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and HMC

molten onyx
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no matter what you’re chillin

heavy gorge
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HMC T1 ong

chrome anvil
peak token
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at colombia

chrome anvil
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lolll

errant echo
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Columbia please I love you

chrome anvil
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#1 forever

wispy nova
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columbia plz 🙏

magic vector
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did anyone’s financial aid checklist just disappear?

prisma vigil
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it’s been gone

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I tried to check it like yesterday and it wasn’t there

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jst to double check I had everything in

opal lantern
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Yeah I've only had my checklist for like a week and a half

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my app checklist

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My password has expired for the financial aid portal 💀 i just got rejected LOL

magic vector
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huh? wdym

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i think they’re just clearing everyone’s checklist bc they’re not accepting any more documents

opal lantern
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my "password expired" on their finaid portal

empty sandal
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where is the finaid portal

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i j used idoc

opal lantern
errant vale
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It's automatic

opal lantern
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oh interesting

errant vale
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Also the checklist disappointing thing is just a glitch so dw

slender python
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earlier the checklist disappeared but now the whole page is gone

errant vale
slender python
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yeah

errant vale
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Yup it has but that's just a glitch

jovial crypt
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yoo you get into the library?

jovial crypt
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happened 1-2 weeks before ed decisions too

fresh marsh
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Hilary Clinton is teaching at Columbia now

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Damn

empty sandal
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Na what

errant echo
fresh marsh
empty coral
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when do decisions release?

peak token
fresh marsh
peak token
empty coral
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tysm :)

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good luck everyone!

stable tulip
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^

errant echo
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I really want Columbia

supple harness
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Just asking this again but did anybody else get the diversity outreach email yesterday???

kind marsh
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I feel like u would have heard

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if other people got it

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prob just cus u got a likely before

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idk for sure though

somber spear
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I got an email about Columbia pre college

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💀

supple harness
jovial crypt
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theyd probably send the email to all accepted fgli students, but that doesnt mean u got a likely just for being fgli

peak token
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it j means u have earned your place among one of the best universities in the us despite coming from a lower income socioeconomic background and being a first gen student

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which is even more impressive

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i have so much respect for ppl like u

kind marsh
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I think most FGLI dont get likely anyways

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they still have to like u beyond that

errant echo
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You fought through so much to get here

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You did this without anyone helping you (other than a2c)

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Other people have connections, their parents are familiar with the process and can guide them, their parents can pay for them to do things like summer programs and go aways and SAT tutoring

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you earned your way into the Ivy League with your own hands

peak token
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seconded

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if you need reassurance

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read sandel’s ‘tyranny of merit’

supple harness
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Thank you for this. It’s very sweet of you!❤️❤️ good luck on your college journey!!!🥰

peak token
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you will realize how fucked this system is

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and how much you’ve actually beaten

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to get into columbia

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it is one of my favorite books

supple harness
smoky hound
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it’s so scary bro

peak token
short dagger
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I haven't gotten an email from Columbia about admission release dates

stable tulip
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fs

supple harness
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But hasn’t the new president just been like nominated or we’ve

stable tulip
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goodby prezbo 🫡

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stable tulip
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but hasnt started her position yet

supple harness
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Ah

stable tulip
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shes like president-select or smtn

supple harness
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Hmm I wonder if that will help Egyptians then. Maybe internationals

errant echo
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No not rly lmfao

copper meadow
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bee!

jovial crypt
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does anyone elses outside scholarship form still show as unreceived on idoc?

copper meadow
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bruh smig

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ive lost all hope man

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kenyon waitlist

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now my only hope is to get in grad school at havard

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and just go to ut

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d

fresh marsh
peak token
fresh marsh
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Fr

peak token
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its okay

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i can see why hed wanna draw that

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it is the #1 school

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best school ever

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and the kids man. the kids

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theyre all so kind, and

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whats the word... clever

wispy nova
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okay guys im spending the next week manifesting this offer

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🙏

tepid kettle
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Nah nah nah

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the school is terrible + would never want to go there + man i dont even care (repeat until decision day)

peak token
wispy nova
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Yea might as well withdraw my app

quiet sedge
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columbia with their heart attack emails cursedmoon

last nimbus
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BRO I JUST GOT A HEART ATTACK

rotund brook
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LOL me too

kind marsh
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I didnt even get an email

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oh

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i just got it now

stoic widget
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HEART ATTACK EMAIL

neat cradle
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thank you for the jumpscare

stoic widget
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LITERALLY ^

peak token
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what

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WHAT

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COLUMBIA SENT WN EMAIL

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???

stoic widget
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Yes

jovial crypt
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Yes

peak token
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oh shit they confirmed

jovial crypt
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They notified of release date

peak token
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ivy day

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whose surprised???

stoic widget
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Yep

peak token
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are there any npcs who only applied columbia

stoic widget
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Lmao

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Did y’all get any acceptances from other unis

last nimbus
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!ivy

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!ivyday

night wolf
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hehe

spare stag
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omg columbia just admitted me

peak token
stoic widget
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Omgggg

night wolf
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oMg iS ThAT a LiKELy??!

peak token
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guys i don’t think columbia likes me

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their email sounds mad

spare stag
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yeah i just got into columbia holy fuck!

peak token
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they sound so formal and cold

stoic widget
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y’all trolling? 😭

peak token
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i think they rejected me

night wolf
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naah they cute

high falcon
spare stag
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jessica said "This step should be completed as soon as possible to avoid a delay in receiving your admissions decision."

therefore its implying im getting in ❤️

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@peak token UWM is the abbrivation for uw milwuakee, not madison

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UW is the abbreviation for uw madison lol

night wolf
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umw

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un my way

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damn you wrote uwm

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un way my

spare stag
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umw

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uwu

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wmu

night wolf
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uWu

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cute

stoic widget
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I am so terrified for ivy day sits

night wolf
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me too

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idk how i'll handle that many rejections at once

stoic widget
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can’t do this anymore

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I did my columbia app so freaking late 😭 i started like 2days before submission

stoic widget
night wolf
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but i only had uchicago until now

stoic widget
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I submitted mine on 30th jan 🤡 asked for am extension

night wolf
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so makes sense lol

stoic widget
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Yep

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My family was sick so ye

night wolf
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i am not french no

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so even they weren't safeties lmaoo

stoic widget
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Same I applied to no safeties being international 😭

night wolf
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yeah kinda

stoic widget
night wolf
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not that easy if you're an international but still

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definitely easier than usa admissions

stoic widget
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yea

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Was gonna apply to UK but I got into a good school by then so-

night wolf
stoic widget
stoic widget
night wolf
stoic widget
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I got into 3 unis
RIT
Pratt
Parsons

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art major 🧍

night wolf
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oooh

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nice

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i got into paris uni

stoic widget
stoic widget
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That’s your safety

night wolf
stoic widget
night wolf
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THANK U

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i feel so unseen usually

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because where my literature girlies at

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idk

stoic widget
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Literally

night wolf
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like

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i didn't even have examples of people who got in

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so weird

thin hedge
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Not Columbia sending that email instead of my likely

stoic widget
thin hedge
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They mixed them up

stoic widget
night wolf
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i have no chance

stoic widget
stoic widget
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you will get in!

night wolf
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WILL I???

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😭

stoic widget
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I would like to know if you got in on D-Day! Sending you love!

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You sound like a great person carlthrowheart blobheart

night wolf
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THAT'S SO NICE OF U OMG

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stop

stoic widget
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You will at least to one!

night wolf
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that would

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change my life

stoic widget
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true true

night wolf
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ahjdkodfjf

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i wish the best for you too

stoic widget
somber spear
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But he got Columbia

exotic fractal
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Excited for Thursday even if I don't get in

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I feel lucky to even be able to apply to schools like Columbia and feel as if I have a chance

empty sandal
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would anyone like to exchange supplements realism

somber spear
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@empty sandal

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Sure

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If you also did Eng

empty sandal
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i put my course of interest as CS but i don think that matters too much cuz of open curriculum right

somber spear
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You mean core curriculum

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🗿

empty sandal
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yea yea

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was j looking at Brown stuff my b

lost sand
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actually mine might be crap

empty sandal
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so is mine send it over

exotic fractal
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I don't even remember what I wrote for my supplementals at this point 💀

buoyant dagger
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Same

somber spear
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Guys

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No one said Columbia is the best school ever today

tepid kettle
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perhaps because it is the worst school ever (unless i get accepted)

somber spear
stable tulip
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^ talked to ao

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can confirm

errant echo
tepid kettle
lost sand
errant vale
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COLOMBIA ❤️

quiet sedge
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🇨🇴‼️‼️

peak token
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madison is better

spare stag
peak token
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the entire UWisconsin system is trash

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(my friend got rejected from wisconsin madison and this is copium6

molten onyx
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got denied

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rip

peak token
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rip

jovial crypt
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UW gave me

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No money

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At all

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They're by definition a UL

molten onyx
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guys everyone remove your application!! lets boycott columbia

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shit country shit university!

quiet sedge
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unfortunately colombia is the best school ever

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so i can’t

errant vale
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(PUN INTENDED)

molten onyx
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if i beat you in a game of chess will you

errant vale
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Nope

molten onyx
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wanna play one for fun

errant vale
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Yeah that sounds more like it

molten onyx
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pog

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send me the link

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what

errant vale
molten onyx
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rippp

errant vale
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Well now it did lol

errant vale
molten onyx
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aight

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mind if i ask

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what your elo is

errant vale
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I do not play professional 💀

molten onyx
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ah

errant vale
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12__ for rapid

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__ = some number I do not remember

hybrid vapor
fresh marsh
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guys my portal updated is this a sogn of acceptance ‼️ /s

molten onyx
stable tulip
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Paul Rudd's son got in Columbia ed RDJScream

hybrid vapor
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I will probably be joining you next week

molten onyx
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dw ill talk to my boys and get you in

hybrid vapor
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Cheers boss

opal lantern
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Does anyone else get these emails from Columbia about once a week for their dual degree programs?

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neat cradle
opal lantern
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Yeah I’m kinda scared to unsubscribe from the list lol

lost sand
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(joke don’t ban me mods)

somber spear
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Columbia is the best school ever

supple harness
somber spear
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I started the game with chronojet

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In 7th

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I have a magnolia deck, flagburg deck + the starter deck s

supple harness
somber spear
supple harness
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I try playing the gacha but zero is….well smth

somber spear
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Dud you get a likely or the user just trying to manifest

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?

supple harness
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I have a built Harri deck but zero can still be meh

supple harness
somber spear
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W

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CC or SEAS?

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I did SEAS

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For applied math and physics

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Bc they don’t accept by major

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So I just decided to have a bit of fun

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@supple harness what else are you waiting on?

supple harness
somber spear
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Ah

supple harness
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I feel like SEAS is more competitive idk

somber spear
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CS+math/stat/physics is based

supple harness
somber spear
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I might want to do CS lol

somber spear
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I have here Columbia and Yale for ivies

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CMU tmrw

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Cooper Union 4/1

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Duke is also on ivy day

supple harness
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Duke is day after ivy day

somber spear
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Oh

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Bruh

supple harness
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Oh nyu Tuesday

somber spear
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I didn’t do NYU

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I was gonna

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But then I didn’t have enough time for the optional supp

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And was like

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I can’t write one in 30 min without it being bad

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And there’s no point of applying without doing the supp

supple harness
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I was happy they got rid of the long why is essay tbh

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The short diversity one is easier

lost sand
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i think i prefer cc curriculum anyways

somber spear
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I don’t like the core curriculum

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Too much

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Otherwise

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Columbia is amazing

supple harness
somber spear
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I went on a tour a couple of days ago

lost sand
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i mean i applied to both columbia and brown and they’re like opposites for curriculum

somber spear
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It was beautiful

somber spear
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They are

somber spear
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Not even ap scholar

lost sand
supple harness
supple harness
lost sand
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like engineering looks fun if i had the ECs for it

supple harness
lost sand
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my personal statement was sort of about like adapting to new things sounds cheesy but

lost sand
supple harness
lost sand
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like bro i can’t even qualify for aime

supple harness
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MIT would chew me up

lost sand
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at least i’m assuming or you’re manifesting which is also valid

somber spear
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Like

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I despise it

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I did it in freshman year

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Then quit

supple harness
lost sand
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math ain’t for me

somber spear
lost sand
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like the competition

somber spear
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Oh

lost sand
somber spear
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Like AMC F=ma USA(B/C)O

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?

lost sand
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good for you dude

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nah it’s multiple subjects

supple harness
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Yea most stem based competitions are way way out of my league

lost sand
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i couldn’t even make a water bottle rocket for secme like

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and i wanted to be an aerospace engineer major LIKE

supple harness
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Yea I feel like I’m not cut out to be cs honestly😭

tough valve
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All of the decisions for Columbia are made now right

devout solstice
tough valve
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👌

quiet sedge
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🇨🇴🙏

tough valve
chrome anvil
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MIT wannabe angrysad /j

sly bone
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fuck everything i just want colombia

hallow fable
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i had a dream last night that i got into columbia

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lol

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(not getting in)

chrome anvil
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sheeeeeesh

static ermine
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ez acceptance

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they wanna give me bachelor's and mba together frfr

stable tulip
stable tulip
fickle owl
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Columbia emailed my councilor today for clarification about my midyear report... I'm suddenly a lot more nervous about Thursday

stoic widget
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Good luck 😭

twilit nebula
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does anyone know if there's an admitted students columbia server

green goblet
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@stable tulip you have been summoned

stable tulip
twilit nebula
errant echo
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PLEASE COLUMBIA LET ME IN

empty sandal
bitter nimbus
sly bone
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c-o-l-o-m-b-i-a

chrome anvil
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#1

sly bone
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#18

errant echo
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Guys it’s the final countdown

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The Ivy Day countdown is the last one in my name

stable tulip
sly bone
somber spear
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CMU WILL REGRET REJECTING ME WHEN I GET HERE IN SHA ALLAH

rare cairn
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columbia is the best school ever

pseudo sage
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Columbia kids are kind and clever

stable tulip
sly bone
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rankings be inflating some ithacan egos fr (as you can tell i got rejected cornell ed)

stable tulip
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😔cornL

pseudo sage
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Bruh I just learned that Cornell apparently blacklisted my school

peak token
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coLumbia

pseudo sage
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For a broken Ed agreement

peak token
peak token
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you can always showcase that you are unlikely to do so by modifying your ED agreement to be a legally binding contract

sly bone
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jokes apart, i really do like columbia a lot

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(except if they reject me, then fuck mid schools)

quiet sedge
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🇨🇴

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🙏

stark tapir
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Columbia will accept me

stable tulip
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Spice

gentle river
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i thought ice spice was from spice girls and i was so confused why ppl were hating on her

stark tapir
stable tulip
dense kindle
stark tapir
mint hemlock
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Literally wearing columbia to demonstrate interest

shadow pivot
mint hemlock
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Yale ain't a clothing brand

shadow pivot
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I meant yale shirt

mint hemlock
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Ohh 😄

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I'm not brave enough to buy merch before I get in

shadow pivot
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I bought by mistake

mint hemlock
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Bc no way I'm wearing clothes from a school that rejects me

shadow pivot
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That's true

mint hemlock
shadow pivot
mint hemlock
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That's nice though hope you get in 🙏

shadow pivot
mint hemlock
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💙

static wyvern
exotic fractal
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i have a shirt i will be wearing on thursday

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though every school ive worn merch for on decision day has denied me 💀

mint osprey
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checklists aren't visible right

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on the portal

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or is mine glitching

kind marsh
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bro

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why is ivy day so close bor

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Im gonna die

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also yeah my checklist is gone

mint osprey
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aight

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upenn and dart so smart for closing the applicant portal until decisions fr

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otherwise portal astrology stonks

prisma vigil
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I mean

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they are

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but like

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Financial astrology exists too

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But they can’t close that one so idk how they would get around it

kind marsh
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astrology is hardly their problem

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what's it to them if the neurotic seniors and theorizing about who did or didnt get in

prisma vigil
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fax

wispy nova
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manifesting offer

stable tulip
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Manifest deez nuts

pallid niche
slow sierra
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**

errant vale
empty sandal
slow sierra
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what have we done

opal lantern
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*****

empty sandal
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u cant do more than 3 stars i think

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well okay cool guy

opal lantern
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😂

errant vale
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But this tread is alive atleast

sly bone
errant vale
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Wait what does hope mean!!!

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WTH??

sly bone
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lmaoo

errant echo
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COLUMBIA I LOVE YOUUUUUU ACCEPT MEEEE

errant vale
sly bone
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my week's top artist on spotify is the kind and clever productions

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demonstrated interest ++

vapid burrow
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if you use a backslash \

jovial crypt
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*************

somber spear
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😻

flat moss
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if i don’t get in idk what’s gonna happen to me

somber spear
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Columbia diss track if I’m rejected

quiet sedge
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colombia is the worst school ever 😡

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other ivies are so much better 💪

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boom first two lines finish the rest

wispy nova
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if i dont get in, it doesn't matter
without me, the students in columbia get even fatter

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(idk bro)

errant echo
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COLUMBIA PLEASE

hallow hamlet
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when's it coming out again?

stable tulip
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30th 7pm est

patent moss
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please let me in columbia😩‼️

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i woke up at 2AM twice for your interviews and spent hours getting +20 finaid documents for you

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don’t do me like this😭😭😭

peak token
somber spear
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YESSIT

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IM MAKING A CMU DISS TRSCK

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SINCE I GOT REJECTED

dense kindle
wispy nova
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Xd

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let me in columbia

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colombia is the best school ever

empty sandal
patent moss
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i spent last week doing the finaid stuff because they added like 3 forms for me to do

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and then when i finished it, an ao emailed me saying i need to complete my finaid application

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but when i checked with the finaid office it was done

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liek wtf do you want me to do😭😭😭

prisma vigil
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I can’t even see the fin aid checklist

empty sandal
prisma vigil
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let’s hope I ain’t missing nothing

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💀💀

exotic fractal
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getting tax returns from my noncustodial parent was like tearing down a brick wall with my bare hands

errant echo
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AAAAAH PLEASE COLUMBIA

pseudo sage
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Columbia is the best school ever

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Columbia kids are kind and clever

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Well stay number one forever

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Columbia is the best school ever

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C o l o m b i a

wispy nova
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actually guys

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i think columbia is bad

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lets withdraw our apps

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and apply to colombia instead

empty sandal
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ILL DO IT TOO I SWEAR

sly bone
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wont matter

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decisions have been made

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unless a significant portion of accepted students withdraw, the office wont even notice

magic seal
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it’s a joke 😭😭

pseudo sage
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Ight I got yield protected by NYU

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Columbia is my hope now

buoyant dagger
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god bless

wide oyster
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ok but what are the chances of being waitlisted with a likely

stable tulip
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??

wide oyster
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heard it’s happened before and now i’m paranoid LMAO

prisma vigil
heavy gorge
wide oyster
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LMFAO

short dagger
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Got rejected from NYU

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Hoping Columbia might accept me

cedar breach
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no chance of going to new york now 🤡

somber spear
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Only listening to Columbia anthem now

stable tulip
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Better be listening to the right one 😡

somber spear
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I’m sure I am

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@stable tulip

stable tulip
somber spear
kindred zinc
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Took NYU L

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no way I get into Columbia the way I'm getting rejected

kindred zinc
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ahhhh, my bad. Clearly NYU Rejection Letter = Columbia Likely Letter

pseudo sage
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Literally

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Just yield protected

stiff talon
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Quora Moment

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jovial crypt
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LMAO

chrome anvil
rare cairn
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the best school ever

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i bet their students are kind and clever

short dagger
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I bet they have subway station

exotic fractal
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ny subway has my heart

stable tulip
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mf rat took it

exotic fractal
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i feel you, a seagull in traverse city has my bagel

green goblet
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@stable tulip he still haunts your campus to this day

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stable tulip
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is this racially motivated?

green goblet
vapid venture
green goblet
#

Which country are you from?

vapid venture
#

Columbia used to be a national joke

vapid venture
green goblet
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Wait which president for my curiosity

stable tulip
vapid venture
patent cradle
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IKEEEE

green goblet
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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vapid venture
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A reporter asked him about gay rights in Iran and he legit said "we do not have any (f slur) in Iran"

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And that exact year his government executed around 4 gay couples iirc

vapid venture
green goblet
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Damn

stable tulip
jovial crypt
stable tulip
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wheres are C suseyes

green goblet
#

🇨🇴 🇨🇴 🇨🇴

prisma vigil
somber spear
stable tulip
#

Men 🥵

exotic fractal
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real

short dagger
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Morning everyone

rare cairn
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does columbia have free water bottles at orientation?

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because that’s a deal breaker if they don’t

vapid venture
errant vale
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#1 COLOMBIA

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(#18)

sly bone
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idc what rankings say

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I'm going to columbia if they accept me

hybrid vapor
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fr

sly bone
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if not, i'll just pull a mike ross and attend anyways troll

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this is the 4th time i made that reference

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someone please laugh and validate my humor

hybrid vapor
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i mean i've watched suits like 3 times.......... sooooooo

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haha

pseudo sage
sly bone
errant vale
wispy nova
short dagger
sly bone
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praying any ivy prayingreversed

shadow pivot
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praying Columbia prayingreversed

short dagger
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The only Ivy I applied to is Columbia

fast forum
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Colombia

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I would like to be a kind and clever kid pls 🙏

jovial crypt
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For people who got accepted ED1

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When you open the letter it starts with the video every time?

errant echo
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COLUMBIA PLEASE LET ME INNNN I WANT TO HEAR THAT VIDEO ILL LITERALLY SING ALONG IVE MEMORIZED IT

radiant jacinth
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highkey want a columbia lion

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prisma vigil
magic vector
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even their mascot is cute 🥹

drifting vigil
jovial crypt
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@hearty lion

hearty lion
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hey pookies

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all of you admits are who i was meant to be.

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anyways

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any successful EDers!?

jovial crypt
green goblet
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@stable tulip

stark tapir
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y’all r gonna be seeing me freak out in this thread tmrw when i get my acceptance letter

jovial crypt
stark tapir
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60 mate

surreal oyster
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dude thas impressive

jovial crypt
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No fr

gentle river
pseudo sage
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LET

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ME

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INNNNNNNNNNNNNN

stable tulip
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k

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done

stable tulip
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then u click

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and video plays

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bum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum bum

jovial crypt
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Columbia is 😩 the 👧 best school 🤔📚 ever

Columbia kids are kind 🙁 and 💩👵 clever

We'll stay 🎮 #1 1️⃣forever 🕘

Columbia is 💦💦 the 🍆👏 best school 🏤🏤 ever

C-O-L-O-M-B-I-A 💀

We 😱 got 💌 a 👨☝ UPS store ✉ only 👏👏 3 😭 minutes 🕗🕕 away 😬

And 👑💰 not to 💦 brag but we 😁 have 😣 our very own 🍆 bus 🚃 station

And 🔛💮 got free 💜 water 💦💦 bottles at 🍆 orientation

manifesting for tmrw 🔥🔥🔥

short dagger
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Doesn't Columbia also give out a free book during Orientation?

stable tulip
exotic fractal
pseudo sage
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Colombia is the best school ever

short dagger
last nimbus
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columbia you should just let me in

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ill even get bit by a spider

quiet sedge
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colombia 🙏

stable tulip
gentle river
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wait is columbia room n board like 20k 💀

short dagger
quiet sedge
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colombia is still the best school ever

errant echo
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COLOMBIA LET ME IN

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I WANNA IMMIGRATE

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GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET VISA STRAIGHT ONTO YOUR CAMPUS

quiet sedge
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i wonder if colombia has good transportation

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maybe even their own bus station?

stable tulip
#

Ngl this is sorta cute

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prisma vigil
sly bone
somber spear
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COLUMBIA IS THE BEST SCHOOL EVER AHHH

short dagger
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I feel like admissions rates are gonna drop to 2%

errant vale
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💀

stable tulip
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nah not for columbia

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thanks to usnews ❤️ our ed acceptance rate actually went up

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like 2k less ppl applied ed

errant vale
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Wow!!

short dagger
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nice

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I applied rd so it's probably higher

fading heart
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my columbia app was done at 3am 🤡 no one to blame but myself

short dagger
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💀

sly bone
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Dear Columbia,
You better not reject me.
Regards

thorny wasp
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🦁

stable tulip
errant vale
fading heart
sly bone
errant vale
#

MAY THE ODDS EVER BE IN YOUR FAVOUR

waxen juniper
sly bone
waxen juniper
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show what'd u send

chrome anvil
sly bone
waxen juniper
stable tulip
errant vale
sly bone
errant vale
#

Yeah

waxen juniper
hybrid vapor
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all good ez dub copium

waxen juniper
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I'm gonna die tonight

hybrid vapor
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all good

gentle river
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istg if i dont get in after the columbia admissions office was like ur admitted im gonna 🐔

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(also they said this and i was like dude. im calling bc it says u havent gotten my transcripts nor teacher recs wdym im admitted.)

waxen juniper
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dude why did i not call the admissions office

gentle river
errant vale
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19 hours to doom!!!

waxen juniper
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i live in south asia and i've got the timezone for all my devices set to EDT

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i think i might need help

sly bone
waxen juniper
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yeah in the current market? no thanks

sly bone
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columbia you better pull through

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my top choice

fallen minnow
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Yo

fallen minnow
sly bone
fresh marsh
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Meirl i need Columbia

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Or I'll cry

errant vale
#

I literally need to see some cracked person's stats so that I feel less bad if I get rejected!!!

fresh marsh
errant vale
#

Straight reject (Yield Protect)

short dagger
#

Happy Ivy Day everyone!

fresh marsh
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Do you think being the child of POTUS would be a hook

errant vale
waxen juniper
errant vale
#

Maybe if you are the dean's son yk...

fresh marsh
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What if i had my finger on the nuclear button

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If you don't accept me i will declare war on several sovereign nations

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r/suddenlyartcollege

waxen juniper
pseudo sage
#

COLUMBIAACCRPTMEUSGWGWATSVWGWUSJZJAHQGWDGSUCIC

sly bone
quiet sedge
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CCC O L O M B I A

errant vale
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For UK admissions they are made of gold with studded diamonds

sly bone
errant vale
#

Like WTF

sly bone
#

shit policies 101

quiet sedge
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i couldn’t apply to oxford cause i chose the wrong ib subjects for their bio and medicine type programs

errant vale
#

😭 😭 😭

fickle owl
fallen minnow
errant vale
#

Yield Protection

dense kindle
#

columbia ily 🦕

quiet sedge
# fallen minnow IB? Stats?

yeah i take sl bio and medicine needed hl. in sept i had 39/45 so i was right on the cutoff but my midyear was 42/45

patent moss
#

columbia please let me see my interviewer again😭😭😭

keen lynx
sly bone
chrome anvil
errant echo
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

errant vale
jovial crypt
errant vale
chrome anvil
#

not expecting to get it

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💀💀💀💀💀

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LMAOOOO bro 😭😭 wtf is that

somber spear
errant echo
somber spear
errant echo
#

Would they have been UMich in state or UMich OOS 😂😂😂

somber spear
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No they got into Harvard

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But chose Umich

chrome anvil
#

what.

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why.

errant echo
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UMich is a good school

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At that level you’re not rly getting an academic diff only a networking diff

chrome anvil
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yeah ik but i wouldnt take umich over CHYP

errant echo
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Except their last name is always going to mentally be attached to “Former Pres” until they get married, but like even then

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so the networking will come to them

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so why do they care lmaooooo

chrome anvil
#

right

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not for us plebs tho

somber spear
#

One of them went to Harvard

errant echo
somber spear
#

One of them chose Umich

errant echo
#

I am positive one of them went to Harvard

somber spear
#

According to Wikipedia the one that chose umich transferred to USC

leaden knoll
#

gl all

chrome anvil
short dagger
somber spear
#

Hopefully I get into this Columbia

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School

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I forgot the S

short dagger
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I've been rejected from all of my top schools

somber spear
#

Then C turned into Columbia

somber spear
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😭

short dagger
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Bruh NYU was brutal

somber spear
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Cooper Union and CMU

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Dual reject

somber spear
short dagger
#

Colgate, Fordham, NYU

somber spear
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😔

chrome anvil
#

i got WL

somber spear
short dagger
chrome anvil
#

copium 🤩

somber spear
#

Average is 30

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Last year was 40

chrome anvil
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bro that’s low 😭

somber spear
errant echo
#

Harvard enjoys a yield around 80

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Yale is slightly lower

chrome anvil
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yeah… well 40+ is ok

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like expected

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yeah

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MIT was like 88 or smth?

sly bone
chrome anvil
#

yale take meeee

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i’ll bump ur yield up

sly bone
#

caltech is 54 something cuz idk

chrome anvil
#

top choice ong

errant echo
#

Last year yield was 71

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For Yale

chrome anvil
errant echo
#

For Princeton it’s been 77 recently

chrome anvil
#

i’d expect that to be much higher

errant echo
#

YALE I SOULD TSKE YOU

somber spear
#

73

errant echo
#

IF COLUMBIA DOESNT ADMIT ME FIRST

chrome anvil
#

huh

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MIT is the highest

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?

errant echo
#

That’s way too high

somber spear
errant echo
#

MIT yield is 77

somber spear
chrome anvil
#

oh wait

errant echo
#

On average

sly bone
chrome anvil
#

nvm

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lol

somber spear
#

Like Harvard makes sense

chrome anvil
#

is this trolling

somber spear
#

The 20% who don’t go

chrome anvil
#

wtf is 100% yield

somber spear
#

Probably got into other t20s

sly bone
somber spear
somber spear
sly bone
#

1/1 is still 100% but it doesnt count

somber spear
#

Statistical anomaly

chrome anvil
#

then it don’t count

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💀

errant echo
#

I mean

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Yield is technically a measure of how good admissions officers are at admitting students they’ve successfully enticed to come

errant vale
winter nexus
errant vale
#

^^ That should go to starboard?

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(The video)

waxen juniper
stable tulip
#

wooooo ivy day

waxen juniper
#

I'm so scared

stable tulip
#

and i cudnt even open it when they released so i had the extra stress of seeing a buncha other ppl get in 😭

waxen juniper
sly bone
waxen juniper
sly bone
waxen juniper
#

no some people are just manifesting that's why i asked

fresh marsh
#

COLUMBIA IM BEGGGGGGGGING YOUUUUUU

sly bone
fresh marsh
#

Amen

hallow hamlet
#

Fun fact my 70 year old track coach went to Columbia full ride with a track and cross country scholarship

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Many years ago

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He’s terrifying and awesome

olive oar
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Columbia, I’m sorry but I will officially be cutting off my manifestation supply and redirecting it to Stanford. Goodbye.

neat cradle
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my middle school brother sent me this today telling me it was a book he was reading

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