Cornell (SUNY Ithaca) (2022-2023)

[limpid ocean]

im an asian boy in entrepreneur or some kinda management (supply chain mb) who wants to open a restaurant fr

[fiery pollen]

if i tell you you'd bully me

[marsh musk]

nah nah now i wanna hear it

you can dm it

[fiery pollen]

that's not gonna help!!

it's like a cringy botany joke

*pun

[marsh musk]

okay

say it

:)

[indigo moat]

hmm so either i am already rejected or the math recc rule is not as mandatory as the website says

[indigo moat]

say it lol

[fiery pollen]

you too? bruh

[tough pebble]

say it

[marsh musk]

ong

[amber lantern]

is this a fr ong moment or an ong fr moment

[tough pebble]

anyone over the age of 60 would have a stroke reading that message

[fiery pollen]

what's the difference

[plain chasm]

i got another finaid mail

[tough pebble]

for real, on god or on god, for real

[fiery pollen]

i still don't get it

[marsh musk]

nah this is like

ong fr

moment

[tough pebble]

maybe you’d get it if you told us your botany joke

[marsh musk]

like ong fr fr

shit cray

[deft hedge]

damn, think that means they probably already made a decision

[fiery pollen]

bro they shredded ur app

[plain chasm]

they probably made decisions on everyone already

[marsh musk]

oof lemme check if i sent a math rec

idek

[plain chasm]

we are 10 days to ivy day

[deft hedge]

probably not

there are thousands of applicants

[plain chasm]

they’ve still had months to review

[indigo moat]

idc at this point, but stop changing topic, make the botany joke

[tough pebble]

none of us will judge you

🙏

[marsh musk]

oh wait

isnt the math rec only for like

engineering or somethin

[fiery pollen]

last time someone sent their app essay in the stanford channel we flamed him

yeah it is

[plain chasm]

yes

[marsh musk]

forgot

ye i applied business so

didnt submit math

even tho i coulda

[indigo moat]

yh i can assure i have made worse botany jokes lol

[deft hedge]

pretty sure I sent a Chem/CS/English Recommendation, hopefully they dont mind no math

[marsh musk]

i mean

idk

it prolly helps if u have the math

but like i dont think they would completely reject a candidate they like bc of that

esp if they have a science rec

[deft hedge]

bro AP chem was all math lol

[fiery pollen]

just says strongly encouraged- iirc someone back in ED said admissions were okay with physics though

[mossy barn]

solution: CAS

CAS > eng anyway

[amber lantern]

^^.

brooks > everything else

[sand star]

Argh

[bronze wasp]

Once again here to talk about how beautiful Cornell is like why is the campus so good

[summer girder]

i once tried to rollerblade through cornell

not a good idea

nearly died

[bronze wasp]

Isn’t Cornell like very much on a hill or smth

[fiery pollen]

yea

leg day

[bronze wasp]

Yea ig that sucks but it’s still gorgeous

[limpid ocean]

lol

[limpid ocean]

fun

love hills

[sleek solstice]

Yo engineering ppl what did u all write for the last prompt

Stanford is discussing what all they wrote

Thought we could also discuss

[fierce rivet]

Engineering problem question?

[sleek solstice]

Yup

[amber lantern]

yo

[marsh musk]

What were the questions for eng?

[amber lantern]

whats up

[verbal quail]

The last prompt was about diversity right

[amber lantern]

any policy applicants here?

[marsh musk]

Dyson had like 1 single question that was 650 words

[amber lantern]

same with brooks

[verbal quail]

I withdrew, but I remember talking about being a stem kid who does policy debate

I also talked about how aspects of my culture shaped me

[thick abyss]

Yup

[marsh musk]

yup yup

Cornell need to respond to my email

b4 I call them fr

they don’t wanna see me angry fr

[drowsy glen]

Im ngl i only remember writing what was essentially a very nice "engineering bitches are bad at communication and worse at recognizing it as a legitimate issue they should work on"

[amber lantern]

LOL u stem bitches need to touch grass and talk to people

[fierce rivet]

I wrote about a problem I solved in my locality and had created an app for

[oblique haven]

I applied to ILR so same

[marsh musk]

Valid what’s ikr

Ilr

[plain coral]

My coe essay was about 9/11

Airborne carcinogen detector

Or smth

[plain coral]

^

Inspired by my uncle being in nyc during 9/11

Idk if i included that tho

Cuz word limit

[marsh musk]

damn

sounds good

[oblique haven]

Industrial Labor Relations

[marsh musk]

Oh

What’s that

[oblique haven]

in the ilr school everyone has the same major ilr

it’s a pretty flexible major id day

But if I were to really describe it

[marsh musk]

oh I c I c

[oblique haven]

heavy on social sciences

really to improve work

[limpid ocean]

thats interesting lol

[marsh musk]

Yo @deft hedge did you end up calling

[marsh musk]

Trying to think if I should call

[placid ember]

I emailed admissions a bit ago w an update for extracurriculars and they just got back to me saying to upload them to my portal, this is probably a dumb question, but do i upload the update here

[wicked saddle]

nice username

[placid ember]

pls

[wicked saddle]

and yes

[placid ember]

hahaha thank u

[amber lantern]

affirmative

short doc

short n snappy updates r best!

[deft hedge]

not yet but probably like in 30 min

[marsh musk]

Alr let me know

What they say

[mystic shard]

!cornell

[nova crescent]

cornell please accept me i lov eyou so much

[thick abyss]

Retweet

PLZ cornell

[lapis barn]

if cornell rejects. me im crying so hard

[amber lantern]

u down bad for every school

[uncut mauve]

same ngl

[amber lantern]

ngl i am too i’m a slave for the ivy league

[uncut mauve]

schools pls take me 🥺

[thick abyss]

Eh

Cornell is my top by a lot

[lapis barn]

sameee

[plain coral]

Rawr

[lapis barn]

cornell is my #2 choicee

[plain coral]

Cornell on my tier contends w duke and brown but im gonna get rejected from those two so

Cornell!!

[marsh musk]

Cornell!

[lapis barn]

same i got stanford and harvard

and i already know its most likely gonna be a rejection

so cornell PLZ ACCEPT ME

[plain coral]

Yeah only students w legacy or atheletesget into brown from my hs

And my duke interview was so ass

So

[lapis barn]

this girl already got into stanford through questbridge

so my chances are slim to none

basically 0.01%

[thick abyss]

Same here

[marsh musk]

Cap stay hopeful

[thick abyss]

Cornell and duke r my top two by a lot

[marsh musk]

Ye Columbia Penn for me

but Duke up there too

[amber lantern]

DDMF

[winged glacier]

cornell would be pretty cool if they admitted me

[marsh musk]

ye only if they admit u tho

[calm wyvern]

anyone here that applied to Nolan?

[amber lantern]

good morning everyone

[thick abyss]

I did!

[naive grove]

Me too\

I think it would be odd not to

[winged glacier]

true

[deep jasper]

!cornell

[thick abyss]

!cornell

[crimson zodiac]

!cornell

[calm wyvern]

!cornell

[round venture]

!cornell

[bronze wasp]

🌽 L

[pine granite]

!cornell

[wicked saddle]

cornell chat after using the same command that doesnt work

(!cornell)

[wicked saddle]

🌽 W

[marsh musk]

!Cornell

[wicked saddle]

Top 3 choice after yale/Princeton

[marsh musk]

yale Princeton not on my top 3

[round venture]

idk why i know i’ll be accepted but i still have anxiety waiting for my letter

[marsh musk]

Ye it be like that

Don’t feel real

[wicked saddle]

Lol at least one W on ivy day for us

[round venture]

I actually withdraw Harvard, Columbia I think

I have Yale and Upenn and Cornell

[naive grove]

no longer interested in h and c?

[round venture]

I’m actually no longer interested in any of them

only cornell

[bronze wasp]

This how I feel with Columbia but I still wanna see my chances

[round venture]

did you also got a cornell likely?

Oh you got a columbia likely

but you wanna see other ivies. Make sense

I’m committing to cornell regardless of my any acceptance

so

[amber lantern]

@thick abyss where u go

:(

[thick abyss]

Studying for exams

[amber lantern]

come online for a bit

i’m bored

[wicked saddle]

Bettt 1/3 already

I'm waiting on Princeton, yale, Columbia and Harvard

All very hard asks

At least ik my Princeton app was bomb

Oh damn I forgot my Cornell diversity officer meeting was today

[round venture]

Good luck bro!

[wind nimbus]

real

[wicked saddle]

Yeah thx, just trying to learn more abt the school for the future😭

[wind nimbus]

i j got cornell and brown for the ivies tbh

alr took the colombia L

[wicked saddle]

L Columbia

[round venture]

^

[wind nimbus]

real

[thick abyss]

Teach me chi squares

[amber lantern]

ewwwww

[wicked saddle]

Ew chi square

[amber lantern]

i hate stats

stats r dumb

[wicked saddle]

Significance tests are stupid they all do the same thing🙄

[wind nimbus]

lol we doin that now

fuckin hate stat

[thick abyss]

Ugh fr

Significance tests were sm better than this

[wind nimbus]

eehh

all the same

state plan do conclude my balls

[thick abyss]

But matrices 🤢

[wind nimbus]

i mean dont yall use calcs to do em

it aint all that bad

i just generally hate my stat class so like

[thick abyss]

Not hard

Just I was sick when we learned it

And she made it a two day unit so I’m worried I’m missing stuff

[wind nimbus]

Fair enough

[long oak]

yall know if/when another wave of likelies comes out?

i am highkey stressed ☠️

[hollow swift]

Yes

They release 3/30

7pm

These are called super likelies

[tawny prism]

😭😭

[thick abyss]

They wouldn’t with another week lmao

[hollow swift]

Calc >

[round venture]

LOL

i was talking with this cornell ambassadors

and one of the girl told me that she rejected columbia over cornell

“Columbia sucks, #2”

[open glen]

👎

Columbia is the best school ever

We will stay number 1 forever

[grim valve]

👎🏼

[deft hedge]

Aren't they 19

Cus the ranking scandal

[grim valve]

#2 in NYS

[naive grove]

the schools feed on their own clout

so its actually gonna hurt columbia a bit

Not that much but a bit

[humble meteor]

fuck cornell your bear is ugly

if i reject u first u cant reject me

[naive grove]

like take a random lower-end (ranking wise) t20, say a vanderbilt or a notre dame

something like that

and just put them on #1 USNews for 2 decades

I guarantee their yield etc, will increase more than they otherwise

would

and they'll feed on their own clout like that

[humble meteor]

usnews is the dumbest metric

[naive grove]

and eventually actually become a better school than before

[naive grove]

Yes

but my point is that because some people take it seriously

the ranking does matter

[humble meteor]

yeah

i know so many peolpe who unironically thinkg usnews determines everything

[naive grove]

columbia will be harmed by this

not that much

but a little

they trolled themselves

[humble meteor]

do some research into the schools ur applying to instead of going off a shitty list 😭

[wicked saddle]

that meeting was so nice

so like, no one was gonna tell me that cornell dining is top 10 in the nation ?

[bronze wasp]

Cornell in general has to be the best quality of life. Like it's just to amazing😭

[wicked saddle]

they were saying so many great things, like people there essentially do like 5 minors because the classes are so free

my hs is nothing like that so it'd be a massive relief

[thick abyss]

Bae they have an entire hotel school

Ofc they gotta make their food slap

Amazing ice cream bar too

[wicked saddle]

cornell casually offering a wine class

keep it classy fr

[bronze wasp]

Cornell has so many niche majors I love it

[wind nimbus]

im alr into top 1 hehe

[deft hedge]

Apparently NY law says you have to be 21 to drink alcohol, unless if you're in the Cornell wine tasting class

[wicked saddle]

😭 true true

[plain chasm]

8 semesters of wine tasting

[wicked saddle]

what if im drinking age in my country

[plain chasm]

🍷

[topaz aurora]

educational underage drinking

[deft hedge]

I love Cornell

Pls accept me

[wind nimbus]

shit i shldve thrown that in my essay

[limpid ocean]

pls cornell

i wanna be in the middle of nowhere

[marsh musk]

💀

[limpid ocean]

we beg

[calm wyvern]

live laugh cornell

[tawny prism]

i won’t lie i want cornell so bad this isn’t funny anymore 💔

[wind nimbus]

nah fr

[limpid ocean]

true

i want dyson

[fiery pollen]

i wish they wanted me fr

[deft hedge]

I just want to email my interviewer saying I got in

He was a nice dude and said he would help me if I got in

[naive grove]

I got 3 interviewers

alr got my EZ reject at MIT

fuckin

yield protection

cant believe it

[deft hedge]

For Cornell?

[naive grove]

so I cant tell him

no I mean overall

I got MIT, Stanford, Pton

[tawny prism]

aw naw i was stressing over the cornell finaid portal astrology

turns out the mfs on reddit are just dumb and there’s 2 separate finaid portal links LMAO

[naive grove]

Not surprising

💀

[wind nimbus]

they got u bad gang 😭

[tawny prism]

they got me at my weakest 💔💔

[wind nimbus]

real af 😭

[thick abyss]

Ivy day

[calm wyvern]

lol

[prisma pebble]

Lmao I made a post on the megathread explaining this a month ago and still saw people going crazy over finaid astrology

[tawny prism]

your post was probably what saved me 😭 it was someone explaining that

i hadnt stopped to actually read it before

[prisma pebble]

Haha glad it helped 🤣

[deft hedge]

Wait can you explain?

Me intentionally not sending documents to Cornell so I can get automated fin aid emails

[prisma pebble]

If you google "cornell financial aid status" you'll realise that there are two different finaid pages... one that shows your to-do list and one that's for viewing your aid decision (this one is for admitted students but both are accessible with the slate credentials)

[solemn finch]

Can we not astrologize

Thx

[deft hedge]

We aren't, they are debunking astrology

[solemn finch]

Kk love that

[deft hedge]

So people thought having access to one was a good sign?

[prisma pebble]

Yeah.. and they kept switching between the two links which gave rise to a ton of speculation

That's why the reddit megathread has like 600 messages XD

[thick abyss]

ONE

WEEK

[topaz aurora]

one week until full hell is released on this server 😻

[wind nimbus]

ivy day is to a2c mods what black friday is to retail workers

hell

(former target employyee whos first day was black friday)

[tawny prism]

my condolences

[wind nimbus]

was not the greatest day

[limpid ocean]

damn

its like d.b. cooper guy

no one knows till this day who did it

[tiny cobalt]

come to cornell for the esport rizz

(that is our vice president btw)

[fierce rivet]

That would break my heart even more on ivy day

💔

[dim token]

overwatch 😻

[dim token]

HAHAHHA WTF I WANNA STUDY SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY HV A VP WHO LOVES OVERWATCH

[marsh musk]

bro he fasho plays tank

[dim token]

HAHAHAHAH

[marsh musk]

He looks like he’d play rein

or sigma

[dim token]

2 old men

[marsh musk]

💀💀

[winged glacier]

is that the guy that put the car on top of mit?

[pine granite]

na its the dude who stole all that money by hijacking a plane

[broken harbor]

Overwatch W

[winged glacier]

oh bruh

[limpid ocean]

W

[limpid ocean]

Cooper hijkacked an airplane

No onefound him

[winged glacier]

did the find the plane

[limpid ocean]

Nope

He got like 300k in the 1970s of ransom

And the plane

[winged glacier]

did he hurt anyone lol

cause if not id just let him go lol

[thick abyss]

Besides threatening to shoot

Nah

He just jumped out

[winged glacier]

woah

i need to read on him

[thick abyss]

Buzz feed unsolved is a great way

Old episode I think a few years back but they’re just funny

[marsh musk]

Don’t even think he kept all the money cause didn’t they find most of it buried

Or some at least

[limpid ocean]

Think no

[limpid ocean]

Idk

I thought they never see him again

[marsh musk]

They did never see him

but like

I think they found some of the money

[limpid ocean]

Hm

He prob dropped it lol

[winged glacier]

he probably got a fake identity or moved to a foreign country or both

[deft hedge]

They found some of the money in a river

Most likely died

[limpid ocean]

I mean

He prob faked his name and used makeup in the first place

[winged glacier]

true

[crimson zodiac]

ive gone thru the whole cycle

now ive become a monk

[tired apex]

Does anyone have the “waitlist correspondence” option in the upload materials drop-down?

[timber venture]

i have 😯

[tawny prism]

everyone does

[topaz aurora]

its been there forever

[timber venture]

omg exhales in relief

[round venture]

got a second burst of tears from the admission office. I was reaffirmed that I was accepted

[sour trail]

didn’t u get a likely letter?

[plain chasm]

cool, i mean since you got a likely doesn’t that mean that anyway

lol

[round venture]

even with the likely, I was nervous and scared

I’ve been getting rejections from every other college i applied to

[wind nimbus]

That’s valid tbh

[glacial dagger]

we still in the trenches 😭

[flint hemlock]

i got a letter - what reaffirmation did they give you

you got me scared bruh

[round venture]

they said i’m accepted

[flint hemlock]

you mean like on the letter they sent us?

oh you visited campus

[round venture]

I got the likely letter, but I was still nervous so I called them

And they said i’m accepted

[worn owl]

!cornell

!mit

[brave pier]

does that mean i can just call them and ask them if i got accepted 💀💀

[round venture]

Well you need to accepted in the first place

I’m just paranoid

[blissful totem]

i applied to Cornell mostly as a joke and I’m nervous anyway lol good luck everyone

[deep jasper]

!Cornell

[craggy folio]

u lowk could go like i got a likely (or j quote the beginning of it) and go like am i accepted? i'm kinda paranoid it's not an acceptance n j wanted to verify ngl

i once called columbia n the person was so confused n was like "ur accepted" and i was like ???????? i didnt even submit my transcripts wdym im accepted (i was calling them bc my counselor said it was an error on their end 💀)

[brave pier]

bro

what if i tell them i got a likely

and they say i’m rejected

💀💀💀💀

[craggy folio]

LMAOOOOO

[brave pier]

that would be embarrasing asf

[craggy folio]

u'd still find out

sooner

[brave pier]

true

[craggy folio]

idk if they can even see tho

tbh

idk how they verified the person w the likely got in

cuz idk if the ppl doing that even have access to results

[brave pier]

it has to be in their system right

[craggy folio]

but if they get access to it so esily

then cant they j tell their senior friends if they got in or not 💀

[brave pier]

wait the ppl we call r students advisors ?

[craggy folio]

at least for usc and columbia yea

[brave pier]

mmm

i’m pretty sure cornell is dif

[craggy folio]

idt AOs have the time to call everyone

though

like be there

to answer all the calls

[brave pier]

cause when i called them to see if they got my research abstracts it was a grown person

or not grown person

[naive grove]

no

[brave pier]

but like

[naive grove]

im pretty sure they probably just said

[brave pier]

not a student

[naive grove]

"if you got a likely you're in"

I dont think they reviewed him individually although mby im wrong

thats just my suspicion

[brave pier]

prolly

just one more week right

we will find out

[craggy folio]

yea

i have 2 tests that day woo

[brave pier]

i’m on spring break for 2 weeks

😭😭

[craggy folio]

two tests that i have not started studying for*

[brave pier]

what class

[craggy folio]

LOL thats good and bad ig 😭

chem n chinese

[brave pier]

i hate chen

chem

sm

[craggy folio]

me too!

i barely get through it

its so boring

i listen to music all class

[brave pier]

what’s the test on

acids and bases ?

[craggy folio]

and fall asleep occasionally

uhhhhh

good question

[brave pier]

💀💀💀

[craggy folio]

i would know if i paid attention the past two weeks

[brave pier]

😭😭

it’s kinda scary how ap tests r soon

i haven’t started studying for shi

[craggy folio]

yeah thats true

i should

start

studying

[naive grove]

Im doing no AP tests

this year

Lmao

[brave pier]

dayum

[craggy folio]

i took ap gov last sem

[brave pier]

i’m taking 7💀

[craggy folio]

but

i dont have it this sem

so

yeah : D

and i got a 98 in that class (ppl usually get their first Bs there LOL it's a hard class here)

but i have no idea who the current vp / pres is

im like

bob

that sounds familiar

is that our president

then bill clinton was trending before

and i was like

OOOO our president

wait

no i dont think thats our president...

was it bob?

💀

anyways

idk how i passed either

[round venture]

Well

You're suspicion is wrong, they asked for my full name and my date of birth to verify

And they told me indeed, that I got a likely and I will be accepted.

If you were accepted but you didn't get the likely and you lied to them

it would be bad

[brave pier]

how

what’s the worst that can happen lol

[round venture]

Why would you lie to them

when the decision date is 7 days away

[brave pier]

so i can get my decision early

why else

i’m saying i could have done this like 1 week ago

when the likeliest came out

likelies

also congratulations on getting in!!

[round venture]

Thanks, Cornell is my dream school!

Don't give up hopes, I almost did

[thick abyss]

How r we doing y’all

I wanna get in so badly

[brave pier]

i wna get into gtech so badly

[feral hull]

Yes

[hallow sierra]

same 😭

[craggy folio]

someone should call n pretend they got a likely to see if they'd actually hint towards ur decision or smthn

idk if theya ctually can see u got a likely vs getting accepted so

worth a try : ' )

[calm wyvern]

funny idea

[flint hemlock]

okay so whos doing it

[brave pier]

it’s 7pm for cornell

don’t do it today lol

[thick abyss]

Don’t

It’s stupid and wastes their time

[flint hemlock]

i alr got a likely i dont need to lol

[craggy folio]

i have time to kill i might if i remember tmr ngl

cuz idc abt cornell

[marsh musk]

I mean

that’s like

too far

Just wait the week and see if u in or not

[craggy folio]

LOL its not even serious i literally dont give a sht

like if im rejected idc

if this gets me rejected

idc

i do not want to go to cornell the slightest

[pallid mica]

help me cornell, you're my only hope 🙏

[brave pier]

bruh u got GT

[pallid mica]

but still

I got friends at cornell

[plain chasm]

new strat

“hey, i got a likely letter. my name is xyz and my id is xyz, can i confirm i’m accepted?”

“….sorry”

[marsh musk]

even w a likely letter

doubt they would do that

cuz its not an official like offer

[round venture]

If you lie to them

and you get accepted

You turned that W to a L

[wicked saddle]

got into washu hoping that my dream school cornell does the same

washu giving me hope for cornell lol

[round venture]

They do in fact know if you were accepte

[marsh musk]

its 7 more days lmaoo

[round venture]

yeah

[marsh musk]

yall acting like its gonna be 3 more years

tryna cal and manipulate AOs

[thick abyss]

7 days sucks

But we’ve waited like 60

We can deal y’all chill out

[round venture]

I’m not manipulating anyone

[marsh musk]

not u

[plain chasm]

just say “sorry i got an email march 15 at 7pm—is this your email?”

and give them a wrong email

ez

mitigation

(this is all a joke)

[round venture]

Well it’s not at 7pm

Also, just don’t lie to them, you might ruin your chance of getting accepted

especially lying

[wicked saddle]

id rather just wait the 7 days

even if it did work im too lazy to call them

[soft bronze]

was there a confirmation email sent yet?

[fiery pollen]

nah but columbia said 30th

[thick abyss]

Penn too

[naive grove]

Yale has said march 30 7 pm eastern forever on the portal

like for months

[fiery pollen]

damn

all the speculation was truly for nothing

[soft bronze]

i mean i know when ivy day is but does it mean that they are done once they send a confirmation email or is it just that didnt do it yet...

[fiery pollen]

doubt it means anything whether or not they send it

[soft bronze]

ok fun : /

[fiery pollen]

i mean idk if knowing if theyre done or not would help my mental health

(it would not)

[thick abyss]

They’re done

They aren’t going a week to ivy day

If ANYTHING they’re shifting kids into and out of waitlist

[fiery pollen]

nah i can smell them tossing my app in the trash

[soft bronze]

thats stressful to think about

[tulip barn]

Ily Cornell

Ily the first time

Ily the last time

[long oak]

uhh would it be worth

to send additional info

this late

i was kinda stupid and didnt send it earlier

;/

[topaz aurora]

it’s a bit late decisions are prob finalized by now

[calm wyvern]

not rlly

yea

[topaz aurora]

or very close to being finalized

[long oak]

cus i made naclo invitational round and then like

didnt really think about

sending it or anything

ugh it is what it is

hopefully i still get accepted and it wouldnt matter

[marsh musk]

@long oak

not too sure if its worth

they probably wont see it atp since its so close to being finished

but you could save it if you were to potentially be waitlisted

[lost harness]

lmaooo next level portal hacks 💀

@mint slate mods

[craggy folio]

dont take me seriously 😭 im far too lazy for that (unfortunately)

[plain coral]

Hello

[wind nimbus]

hi

[thick abyss]

Hey

[calm wyvern]

h

[fierce rivet]

👋

[plain coral]

Hi

I cant picture myself on campus

But accept me anyways

Bro i saw SO MANY ANIMALS

WHEN I WALKED ARND CORNELL

[limber granite]

cornell want me fr 💪

[limpid ocean]

CORNELL

i beg

[limpid ocean]

its a mutual agreement

that i should go to cornell

and that they should accept me

[wheat dawn]

True

[native lintel]

To anyone who's received a Cornell likely, did any of ya'll apply to their Business School and get a likely?

[marsh musk]

I didn’t see many Dyson likelys

[native lintel]

what about Nolan?

[thick abyss]

Those came out before the others

A few weeks before

Like ten got it

[limpid ocean]

10 tho 🥲

Whats the cap for business undergrad?

[thick abyss]

10/200

So still 190 left

[limpid ocean]

Lol

[limpid ocean]

Total?

[thick abyss]

For Nolan yes

[limpid ocean]

Of business undergrad admits?

[limpid ocean]

Only nolan

[thick abyss]

Yeah

Idk the Dyson figures

[limpid ocean]

I thought thats all of the business undergrads

[limpid ocean]

I think 300

[thick abyss]

But for Nolan 212/1293 got in last year

[limpid ocean]

Ic ic

[limpid ocean]

16% ish?

Thats good

[thick abyss]

Yeah not horrible

[limpid ocean]

U’ll get in Riley 💪

[thick abyss]

I’m praying

[limpid ocean]

U’ll be fine

Im chilling with a 3% so

[marsh musk]

Dyson is also pre small

They don’t accept many students

[limpid ocean]

Please Dyson

Get me in

[winged glacier]

i also like my Dyson V12 Detect Slim Cordless Vacuum Cleaner

[limpid ocean]

🤡nah i want dyson business

[bronze wasp]

I wonder why Cornell get the most applicants from every ivy

[vernal raven]

Biggest campus and class size

[wicked saddle]

There a whole state school component of the school too

[bronze wasp]

Oh yes the SUNY part!

[deft hedge]

Cus Cornell is the best?

Seems quite simple ngl

[hexed gulch]

No💀

[open glen]

Cap

Columbia is the best school ever

🥱

[hexed gulch]

No💀

[deft hedge]

They asked me to write about what books and podcasts I listen to, instantly closed that application

Sorry I'm not gonna go into a 200 word essay about the weird shit I listen/read

[marsh musk]

Lmao

It wasn’t an explanation

It only asked for a list

[deft hedge]

Welp, I ain't gonna list that out lol

[marsh musk]

Lol

One of the easier supps I enjoyed columbias

[deft hedge]

Bro all the shit I read is political theory and this one niche sci fi universe

That would have been instant reject

[plain coral]

Wtf gross rlly??

[plain chasm]

make stuff up

[open glen]

Yes

Cornell is the youngest and biggest ivy

[marsh musk]

Ye

Dyson nice tho

[deft hedge]

My worst fear was during an interview the interviewer would just bring it up lol

[plain chasm]

they can’t read any of that

bing chillin

[marsh musk]

None of the interviewers had my supps I don’t think

they all just said they had my name address and hs

[oblique haven]

CALS, ILR, and the graduate vet program are all partnered with the NY government

[marsh musk]

And contact info

[oblique haven]

so tuition is a bit cheaper for NY residents

[amber lantern]

WHEN BROOKS LIKELIES

[thick abyss]

Bae we have less than a week

[deft hedge]

guys i need that ivy miracle

got a little rejection streak going

[topaz aurora]

same 😔

[amber lantern]

until we both get rejevted

😍😍

nah ur gonna get in tho w ur hospitality waffle

i mean

hospitality niche interest

[spare forge]

do likelies guarantee u get accepted or like

could they still change the decision after

[calm wyvern]

guarantee

someone who got a likely called and they verified

[spare forge]

ok

[solemn sleet]

Guarantee 99% of the time

They wouldn’t waste time calling you and stuff if they were gonna end up rejecting you

[naive grove]

u have to do something actively wrong

just like getting rescinded

if u just coast along as normal ur in

[round venture]

I'm at Cornell Dining hall right now

I see someone having their pride wearing "DYSON" on their sweater lol

The food is definitely 10/10

Loved it

LOL

Everyone just sang happy birthday song to a perosn lol

[thick abyss]

PLZ SEND PICS

IM BEGGING

[thick abyss]

Did u try the ice cream

[round venture]

Something I ate

I don’t want to take pictures of others right now

it’s very crowded

[grand harbor]

unrelated but ur pfp is SO cute

doggo <3

[round venture]

ITS A BEAR!

[grand harbor]

BEARO

MBBB

4RYGEWDUASHIJO

MBBMB

[round venture]

I need to match Cornell ❤️

[grand harbor]

my friends dog looks j like that

fooled

[grand harbor]

yeye slayed

[thick abyss]

LMAO I meant of cornell

[lofty meadow]

fr, i visited not too long ago, went and got some food at mac's cafe. as a practicing catholic, it really meant a lot when they served vegitarian lasgna specifically as an option on friday during lent.

[round venture]

🙂 Cornell is nice

[naive grove]

Very good profile picture.

09shrub

[round venture]

I can't wait to get my official letter

[grand harbor]

very soon bestie !

what like

6 days

;)

[round venture]

haha

i got other things to worry about

3 unit tests

[grand harbor]

💀 im over school LOL

ap calc can go and kill it self

[round venture]

I'm trying my best not to fail!

[lofty meadow]

ty, i've had it since big chungus wasn't a dead meme, i simply have never bothered changing it

[round venture]

I think I had this bear profile pic since December where I ED cornell

[hallow sierra]

[hallow sierra]

bae... ur herre

[grand harbor]

aw u have such a cute pfp

and i love the cat standing

[round venture]

Everyone here, is cornell your top 1 choice?

[hallow sierra]

aw nick wilde 🥺 papi

[hallow sierra]

yes 🥲

[pine granite]

yuh

[grand harbor]

nick wilde >

[thick abyss]

@round venture can I wire you to visit Nolan

[round venture]

Nolan?

That place is about 15 minutes away from here

[thick abyss]

They’re that far apart?

Damn but yeah

No worries

[round venture]

Well, Cornell is pretty big

that's why there's a lot of bus station all aorund the campus

[thick abyss]

Damn I didn’t get that impression

[round venture]

Anyways, Cornell is my top 1 pick as well

I ED and got deferred

[hallow sierra]

me too

[round venture]

and I wrote them a sincere letter

[hallow sierra]

except i didnt get a likely like you 😭

congrats btw

[round venture]

Now I got an early admission letter

The main idea, don't give up!

[hallow sierra]

🫶

[thick abyss]

As it should

Cornell is top

Always

[round venture]

My essays slayed the admission office

I think Cornell cares a lot of demonstrated interest, and you telling them why you should be in cornell

[thick abyss]

Bro my essay was just me simping

[round venture]

I literally did EVERYTHING to get in

People were laughing at me for going to the admission office in person to learn more about cornell

But that opportunity got me an in-person interview with someone that changed my life

Now I got an early acceptance letter. So... who's laughing now

[wind nimbus]

u wanna look at my essay maybe

[round venture]

you can dm me if you'd like

[thick abyss]

Do you live in NY?

[round venture]

I live in Ithaca!

[thick abyss]

Bro ur perfect for cornell

I was gonna say Lmao idk how to do it in person

[oblique haven]

I was about to ask about your package but it’s too early 💀

that CALS tuition better eat if you’re in Ithaca

[round venture]

yup

20k cheaper

[thick abyss]

DAYUMMM

huge dub

Also do u mind if I dm you too?

I have some cornell and now ithaca questions lmao

[round venture]

sure

i’m just about to walk to library rn

[thick abyss]

YESSS

[fiery pollen]

yummy!

[thick abyss]

NOW WINE

[round venture]

dorms

i see soooo many stars

[marsh musk]

ow

wow

that shit is beautifully majestical

[vernal raven]

Cornells by far the prettiest school ive seen

[round venture]

it’s pretty

[thick abyss]

God stop making me love this school

[plain coral]

OMG

WAIT

[plain coral]

YOU CAN SEE THE STARS??

Me being instate but nyc and other city light pollution and the only stars i can see r like the big dipper

Bro montana was fucking gorgeous at night

[pine granite]

not getting in is gonna hurt so fucking much now

genuinely so beautiful

[plain coral]

I have 8 pending decisions and only acceptances are safeties

This is great

Cornell please

😭

[pine granite]

literally me

except neu somehow

but idk if that counts

[plain coral]

Congrats fr tjo

This is my stack

💀

[thick abyss]

This is so pretty!

Rn I have 3 target/reach acceptances

[plain coral]

The prettiness hides the pain

[thick abyss]

But I don’t loveeee them

[fiery pollen]

smith is a safety? ☠️

[pine granite]

did you do cs jaelyn?

[plain coral]

Bme/premed

[pine granite]

i mean suny has to be cheap right

[plain coral]

Yeah 28k

[thick abyss]

Do cornell AO’s like humor

[pine granite]

and thats like the #1 thing for premeds

[thick abyss]

My intro to the essay was gold

[plain coral]

Smith is 85k and rit is 72k

[open glen]

No scholarship

[plain coral]

My cornell interviewer id marry her

[open glen]

For RIT?

[plain coral]

24k to rit

[open glen]

😭

[plain coral]

Per year

[pine granite]

my cornell interviewer was so nice

[open glen]

Ah

[plain coral]

Price isnt an issue for me which is adding to my anger

Like case im willing to pay ur 86k can u let me in

💀

[pine granite]

id go to rit then

the campus looks so nice

[round venture]

I get full financial aid for cornell I believe

😭

[pine granite]

i hate you sm rn lin

[plain coral]

I almost applied cals bio

[pine granite]

❤️

[plain coral]

But then i couldnt write three essays about plants

[round venture]

I got rejected most of the liberal arts

[plain coral]

So i just applied coe

😭

[round venture]

because of my aid seeking

[plain coral]

Aw

Im glad cornell covers a lot tho

[round venture]

But cornell took me

so i’m happy

I think cornell covers 95%

[oblique haven]

sick

[oblique haven]

I need to make my list look like this

[plain coral]

On my way to the cornell bookstore when i toured i saw a skunk and a groundhog

Like

Interacting

[round venture]

I think that’s the building for physics

You can see the clock from here

[wicked saddle]

Wrote my heart and soul out on their CAS essay they better stop playing games

[round venture]

Imagine hanging out with your partner here

[fiery pollen]

it looks like u would get murdered there

im sorry cornell

[round venture]

looks better in spring

I love cornell especially at night

the view is amazing

[lofty meadow]

what's funny is i feel like i remember exactly where this is

[round venture]

We are entering CALS

[lofty meadow]

is that the art museum? i remember that being like the best view of campus

[marsh musk]

Looks p nice

Only complaints I’ve heard about

Cornell is Ithaca

[fiery pollen]

chris default pfp 😦

[marsh musk]

yes

[marsh musk]

Rocking default today

[fiery pollen]

i noticed you change very often

[wicked saddle]

hi

[marsh musk]

Stalkin

ys I be changing often idk I get bored of them

[marsh musk]

DANNNY

wsp

[fiery pollen]

yeah chris i don't touch grass so i spend all my time stalking a discord user

[wicked saddle]

whatsgoody bro

U change name?!

[marsh musk]

Frl cmon u gotta go outside sometimes

[wicked saddle]

identity crisis?!

[marsh musk]

YO wym

[fiery pollen]

chr1s to chris 😱

[fiery pollen]

i refuse

[marsh musk]

nah it was chr

now it’s Chris

But my name isn’t even Chris

gg

[wicked saddle]

OH i see

[marsh musk]

🙏 praying 4u

[marsh musk]

Bro

Cornell needs hurry up on then decisions

[wicked saddle]

T-6 dayss right

[marsh musk]

Yessir

[wicked saddle]

then u come join me

;p

[lofty meadow]

less than 6 days at this point

[lofty meadow]

manifest this for me danny

[marsh musk]

Yup 6 days then we see how amazing your essay help was

[fiery pollen]

💀 im not ready bruh

[wicked saddle]

YOOOO chill

[marsh musk]

NAH in a good way

🥱

[round venture]

it was so satisfying to hear the AO saying that I was accepted

I was relieved and cried

[wicked saddle]

LOLLL bout to say bro is pinning it on me 😔😔

[wicked saddle]

U GONNA MAKE IT

[marsh musk]

Nahh bro Cornell needa pull through for me

[wicked saddle]

09SHRUB GONNA MAKE IT

[marsh musk]

I need to attend a school that has the same name as the worlds best blow dryer

[round venture]

manifesting for all of y’all

[fiery pollen]

worlds most mid vacuum

[hallow sierra]

[lofty meadow]

my sophomore year grades during covid may have screwed me, we'll have to see