Duke (2022-2023)

[thick bronze]

shut up ‼️

this is our swamp

wtf is this

[sharp shadow]

dance monkey

there is no romance happening in this thread

[gritty bone]

⁉️

[wraith moth]

yeees

this is our lifeeee

but tbf if it's wattpad

it needs some smut

[gritty bone]

So true

[thick bronze]

@sharp shadow ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

jkjk

unless ❓❓❓

[thick bronze]

it's rlly ugly

[gritty bone]

Oh my

Y'all just prove me right

[sharp shadow]

i am astonished

[sharp shadow]

im y/n

[gritty bone]

Lmao

[wraith moth]

ty

[thick bronze]

I love girls

[sharp shadow]

multiple?

[gritty bone]

Wattpad

[visual bridge]

what even is this chat

[wraith moth]

it's a community

an accepting community ❤️

[gritty bone]

Wattpad

[sharp shadow]

a community

not accepting

if we get rejected from duke after colonizing the megathread i have no hope

[marble talon]

Be accepting

Or I boot you

[wraith moth]

😔

We will be accepting

We will not be like upenn

[sharp shadow]

perchance

[gritty bone]

upenn L

[thick bronze]

upenn L

duke siuuuu good duke

gm

eeveryone

@sharp shadow @wraith moth hi

[wraith moth]

gm

[sharp shadow]

good morngn

[thick bronze]

duke thread is not just a thread

its a lifestyle

[gritty vapor]

its a way of life

[thick bronze]

real

[thick bronze]

good night @wraith moth @sharp shadow i am going on a flight for 14 hours

i am going bacj to indonesia

also the bank gave us 17 apple watches for free

do u guys want one

[wraith moth]

ayyy

Goodnight

[wraith moth]

The fuck

[wraith moth]

yeah bro

send me one plz

I’ll even give u my addresss fr

[sharp shadow]

BYE 💕

[sharp shadow]

yes

[sharp shadow]

LOLOLO

shanye u made it too easy

to find ur instagram

[sharp shadow]

@wraith moth ur next

[wraith moth]

Ok

[sharp shadow]

jk

idk enough abou u

[wraith moth]

Lol

[maiden canopy]

is anyone missing their duke portal? they said they’d send it within a week but it’s been a couple days past a week

j wanna see if it’s just me

[sharp shadow]

maybe email, i got mine within like 2 days

[maiden canopy]

man that sucks

i'll probably wait until tuesday and then email then since there's no way they'd respond over the weekend now

but it's alright cuz im sure it's not a big deal

[sharp shadow]

yeah i wouldnt worry too much; ik for other schools u can try password reset by clicking that u forgot ur password and just putting in your email and then it sends you a link to make a pw. idk about duke though

[maiden canopy]

yeah i can't find duke's application portal online so im assuming you can only access it through the email link

oh wait nvm i found it lol

but i'll still email them after this weekend because i don't wanna mess something in by trying too early esp since i don't have my pw credentials/pin

[sharp shadow]

probably smart

good luck!!

[thick bronze]

follow then

u found my spam fs

that's easy

[sharp shadow]

spam = 0 posts?

[thick bronze]

gm @wraith moth

[thick bronze]

dm the@

[sharp shadow]

i want 2 know if i am righ t

[thick bronze]

ok she was right

[sharp shadow]

yippee!

ok time to block u

[thick bronze]

ok my flight is now

bye bye

[wraith moth]

hi

Been up since 4:30 bro I’m on 3 hours of sleep today

Physics prelim today

Biggest fuckery of my life

[sharp shadow]

BYE !!!!

[sharp shadow]

good luck !!!

[wraith moth]

Thank u

[sharp shadow]

@thick bronze can u get kanye to follow me now

[thick bronze]

he's busy

he got married again

[thick bronze]

L rip bozo

I have the whole organic chem chapter on monday

mid year reports already sent

so do I give a fuck or no

[sharp shadow]

no

[sharp shadow]

u primised

[thick bronze]

only if u break up with parker

[sharp shadow]

done

this was the breakup text

[thick bronze]

Charley u did smth wrong

[sharp shadow]

on vidio

???

[wraith moth]

charley

u finally found me

[sharp shadow]

fuck off

I FOUND U SO LONG AGO

AND U LIED 2 ME

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[thick bronze]

L cricket

[sharp shadow]

i asked if u have 502 followers and u said no

[thick bronze]

I took longer to find

[thick bronze]

I have more followers btw

how many does parker have

I have sm followers

[sharp shadow]

let me check

[thick bronze]

Charley I can buy you many followers

[sharp shadow]

473

he have more than me fr

[sharp shadow]

i only want kanye

[sharp shadow]

my town’s population is also like 600 so

[thick bronze]

I have more than him

[sharp shadow]

I GOT 2/3 OF THA WHOLE TOWN!

[thick bronze]

good

and me also

and Kanye follows me

so he also follows you in a way

[sharp shadow]

KANYE FOLLOW ME !

and then we wil talk.

[thick bronze]

😔😔😔

[sharp shadow]

🙄

@wraith moth BRO DIDNT EVEN FOLLOW BACK!!!

[thick bronze]

who's jaeden

is he before parkwr

[sharp shadow]

STOP

LOL

no

[thick bronze]

I am better than both truss

[sharp shadow]

parker my first love

[thick bronze]

I found a white parker

[sharp shadow]

i thought jaeden was friend and then he tried hit on me and then i rjected him

[thick bronze]

L

jus like me fr

[sharp shadow]

❓

[thick bronze]

is parker always white

sith 114 followers

on the boytlm of your taggeds

[wraith moth]

True

[thick bronze]

cricket is so sexy 😢

[wraith moth]

Sorry

One sec

Followed

[thick bronze]

@sharp shadow did u have a UPenn interview

duke thread talk about duke challenge (impossible)

[sharp shadow]

LOL

i cant post parker because my parents r strict

they dont know him

🙏

[sharp shadow]

yes

[thick bronze]

W parents

[thick bronze]

was it good

[sharp shadow]

yes

his name was cornelius and he was kinda robotix

c

[sharp shadow]

they are racist and would kill you

u can find the real parker in my comments and my spam

but u r not allowed on spam

[thick bronze]

cornelius

can I be on the spam

[sharp shadow]

no i look too hot there

no men allow

ok 1 man allow

i dont even post pictures of parker on there because theres like 2 ppl on there who know my mom and i cant risk ANYTHING!!!!

he flood my comments tho fr

[thick bronze]

desperate

[sharp shadow]

O.K

i have chronic eczema and asthma do u still love me

[thick bronze]

yeah

[sharp shadow]

cricket got so many bitches in his comment section

tf!

[thick bronze]

tf!

I had sm ho in the comment section of my posts

j had to delete them coz it was too many

respectfully it's disrespectful for people to see all that simping

[sharp shadow]

i understand completely

i had to archive my post bc it got like 20k likes and like all of them were men

it made parker defensive

he was going rapid fire after all of them in my comments yk

i send my best friend to say mean things to girls in parkers comment section

[thick bronze]

I think it's cap

unarchife it I wanna see

[sharp shadow]

oh i actually cant do that

[thick bronze]

right

🤨

[sharp shadow]

green is my bsf replying to women in parkers comment section

💕

[wraith moth]

😭

[thick bronze]

@sharp shadow @wraith moth wake up

[wraith moth]

hi

[sharp shadow]

hi

[warm maple]

FUCK DUKE

[sharp shadow]

shut up this is our home

[warm maple]

shut up i got rejected comfort me man

[sharp shadow]

ummm duke mid tier!!!! lol ivy wannabe!!!!!

[ebon gale]

HAHA I CANT

slay char

[sharp shadow]

💅 💅

[faint obsidian]

has anyone gotten an interview notif yet?

[rugged marsh]

Yea

[ebon salmon]

Yea

[wraith moth]

first time this channel's being used for something duke related

[compact hill]

nope

submitted before prio deadline too

[faint obsidian]

i got it yesterday but now i am scared for it LOL

[hearty oyster]

still no portal

[sharp shadow]

real

[wraith moth]

Ayo damn

[tough hearth]

Predictions for RD acceptance rate this year?

[tough hearth]

When did you apply?

[sharp shadow]

zero

[tough hearth]

Fr

[sharp shadow]

0.1%

[tough hearth]

They take too many ED

[sharp shadow]

@thick bronze , @wraith moth , and i will be the only ones accepted

[tough hearth]

😢

But I want to see the lemurs

[sharp shadow]

we will consider your application

[tough hearth]

Ty

@hearty oyster go here and reset your password to set up your portal https://admiss.ugrad.duke.edu/account/login?r=https%3A%2F%2Fadmiss.ugrad.duke.edu%2Fapply%2Fstatus%3Ftab%3Dadmissions

[thick bronze]

why are ppl using this for duke relatedt talk

i dont like it

[fathom river]

Wheres my

Interview

[ebon salmon]

Did u apply before the 20th/live near a big city

[opal rose]

nah fr tho

[fathom river]

Yes to both

I’m an hour out of nyc

[opal rose]

no to both

[fathom river]

Submitted both parts of the app before 20

[opal rose]

did yall like the essay prompts

[fathom river]

Yea

[opal rose]

personally think duke was my worst one

[fathom river]

Does duke let u update activities

Or covid info stuff

[opal rose]

maybe if u email them

[ebon salmon]

Yeesh

[fathom river]

Cuz i fixed a ton of mine after submitting

[ebon salmon]

Then possibly never

[fathom river]

Ik 😭💀

[ebon salmon]

I got my request like two weeks ago

[ebon salmon]

I’m unsure

[fathom river]

I couldve gotten one and not noticed

[ebon salmon]

Probs a policy somewhere

[fathom river]

But ive chrcked

[ebon salmon]

Usually it’s just a person emailing and not duke

Maybe check by like “interview”

[opal rose]

not getting in anyway so not stressin

[ebon salmon]

Shush u could

[opal rose]

1500/3.9

ye im cooked

only thing maybe going for me is ecs and affirmitive action

[ebon salmon]

That’s not bad man

[opal rose]

not good enough for duke judging by the cds

[ebon salmon]

Did u indicate that u wanted one

[fathom river]

Yea

[opal rose]

their 25th percentile was dead 1510

like

bruh

[fathom river]

Bro imagine no duke grads live in ny

[opal rose]

u get the quora emails too xD

[opal rose]

nah aint no way

[fathom river]

Or maybe they think that i cant have an nyc interviewer and need one from my county

[opal rose]

ive only gotten cornell and rice interviews

but i live in central va

[fathom river]

I’ve only gotten mit

[ebon salmon]

CDS said 1490 if that makes u feel better

[opal rose]

not surprised

[fathom river]

And he was so perfectly matched

[ebon salmon]

My duke was was definitely my fav

[fathom river]

He plays tennis with my physics teacher

[opal rose]

ah i see

so i barely qualify

[fathom river]

And his daughter is a freshie at my hs

[ebon salmon]

I wish I got cornell too but not for business

[opal rose]

well damn

[ebon salmon]

Ahh yeah

My interviewer had kids at my hs too

[opal rose]

my cornell interview was pretty much perfect

[ebon salmon]

Was v weird but cool

[opal rose]

but i dont think it matters much

[ebon salmon]

Yeah tbh they don’t

[fathom river]

Yea

Wouldve been great if i knew her

But i didnt

[ebon salmon]

Tbh test scores don’t matter much anymore

Especially with sat new changes

[opal rose]

cuz i moved from intl its pretty much all i got going for me

[fathom river]

Bro im so glad our year wasnt theyear of digital sat

Digital sat soudns like bullshit

[opal rose]

i only haave 7 ap classes cuz ive been here since jr year

[opal rose]

ONG

[ebon salmon]

Same here

[opal rose]

did they ask u to do the test run

[ebon salmon]

I wasn’t allowed to take any before junior year

[opal rose]

my mom was like hey u should do it but i was not boutta do that again

[ebon salmon]

The digital sat is a joke

[fathom river]

Yea i only have 7ap classes too
I think 8 tests on record tho (i took 7, am going to take 3)

[ebon salmon]

Too easy

[fathom river]

We ignore the two ap tests i bombed

[opal rose]

missed out on about 4 or so cuz a lot of ppl at my school take apush, world history, csp and human geo in freshman/sophomore year

[ebon salmon]

Apush as an underclassman lmaoooo

[opal rose]

only got 3 on record got 4 this year

[ebon salmon]

I have 2 on record, six this year

[opal rose]

the smart kids r cracked pretty much most of our t20 goes to uva

[ebon salmon]

Bc my school is dumb

[opal rose]

6 is crazy

which ones

[fathom river]

The ones im withholding r a cold stats (didnt study) and chem (also didnt study for but took the class)

[opal rose]

tbh i couldve but i rly hate history

and did honors

[fathom river]

My school doesnt even offer any ap humanities

courses

[ebon salmon]

Micro, macro, apes, stats, lit, and psych

Lit I don’t need to take bc I got a 5 in lang last year thankfully

[opal rose]

i didnt even kno there was micro lol

[ebon salmon]

My hope is that this while working two jobs is loved by duke

[opal rose]

i had all my eng requirements done and got a 5 on lang

so didnt take lit

[ebon salmon]

Micro is the foundation 😭

I took lit solely for gpa boost

[opal rose]

we just have macro lmao

[ebon salmon]

Lame

[opal rose]

i rly hate stat

lowkey harder than calc bc for me

idk y

[ebon salmon]

What r y’all on rn

[fathom river]

what if the honors arent new

theyre just stuff i wanna include

[ebon salmon]

Then no

[fathom river]

😭

[ebon salmon]

it has to be between time you submitted and present

[fathom river]

sad

[opal rose]

unit 5 sampling distributions

[ebon salmon]

Same here

[fathom river]

we're on

[opal rose]

bombed a quiz

[fathom river]

chap 7 in stats

😭

why r we going so damn fast

[opal rose]

but he lets us retake for full credit

[ebon salmon]

Chapters=units?

[fathom river]

Yea

[ebon salmon]

Bro no fair

[opal rose]

my teacher is an ap reader so hes so bloody strict with the marking

[fathom river]

Its by the flamingo textbook

[opal rose]

yall got a textbook

[ebon salmon]

Dang there’s only nine units

Y’all r fast

[fathom river]

No

[opal rose]

with that i still have a B : )

[fathom river]

7/12

[ebon salmon]

There’s only 9 actual units lmao

[opal rose]

?

[ebon salmon]

So ur chapters are diff

[fathom river]

The flamingo textbook is fit like perfect to the ap curriculum

Yea it doesnt match ap classroom

[ebon salmon]

So what stuff r u learning rn

[opal rose]

yall do like a part1 part 2 kind of thing?

[fathom river]

We just go by the txtbook

6.1,6.2,6.3

[ebon salmon]

Jae what material are you on rn

[fathom river]

Uh

We just finished chap 6 which was like

Geometric vs binomial

Dist

[ebon salmon]

Ohhhh

Ur actually sorta behind lmao; not by a ton

that’s ap unit 4

[opal rose]

ye i was boutta say lmao

[fathom river]

Idk i took stats online last yr so im just cruising

[opal rose]

honestly only took this class so i can take less stat in college

[ebon salmon]

Ah gotcha

[opal rose]

fair enough

[ebon salmon]

But lmao u scared us when you said u were on unit 7

[fathom river]

Lmao

[ebon salmon]

That’s like WAY diff

[opal rose]

any of yall take BC?

[fathom river]

In bc rn 😭

Doubled up in math cuz why not

[opal rose]

i took ab last year so was chillin

[fathom river]

Fr

This yr what is happening

[ebon salmon]

Bae what major r u going for

[opal rose]

but then we hit integrals and started doin new shit

[fathom river]

We’re learning taylor polynomials

[opal rose]

now everyne is like yo we're kinda fucked

[fathom river]

Biomed eng 💀

[ebon salmon]

Ah

Sick tho

[opal rose]

the fact that idk wut that is

we're doing inverse trig integrals

[fathom river]

Lmao

[ebon salmon]

Tbh my worst classes rn are lit and econ

not math

[fathom river]

We’re going in a weird order i think

[opal rose]

stat for me

[fathom river]

Bro my worst classes r

Like

[opal rose]

fair enough

[fathom river]

English history stats

For 0 reason

[opal rose]

same

[fathom river]

Boutta have the most ass midyear report

[opal rose]

CS like half of this server xD

[opal rose]

ye thankfully only duke and tufts require it for me

[ebon salmon]

Somehow I pulled out a 3.96 midyear report

So clutch

[opal rose]

ap lang was easy tho

[fathom river]

My school does midyear report in nov with our first trimester

BUT THEN THEY SEND ANOTHER UPDATE

WITH OUR SECOND

[ebon salmon]

Speak for urself

[opal rose]

my school doesnt update gpa

[fathom river]

jskdkxk

[ebon salmon]

My teacher was insane

[opal rose]

till end of year

[fathom river]

We dont have ap english

I took lit and lang exams last yr

We follow a special curriculum for english its so bs

[ebon salmon]

Bae why both

[fathom river]

Grading scale is unpredictable

[opal rose]

tbh where im from we did a lot of analysis and already took 2 years of lit so i was big chilling

[opal rose]

o ok

[ebon salmon]

Lucky

[fathom river]

Cuz why not 😭 needed ap exams outta the way for junior yr since i couldnt show them on my transcript

[ebon salmon]

Ours was literally insane

We had a 20 page paper due day of lang exam too

[ebon salmon]

Ikkk but they give u the same credit lmao

[opal rose]

nah not rly no honors or ap so my weighted gpa was mid af going into jr year

[fathom river]

Didnt know thay

[opal rose]

and its not exactly easy to pull up

[fathom river]

💀

Tbh they were fun

[ebon salmon]

Ah gotcha

[opal rose]

tf xD

[ebon salmon]

my lang teacher

[fathom river]

What wasnt fun was having lit and csa exams back to back

[ebon salmon]

Death of me

he made everything INSANE

ruined Taylor swift

[opal rose]

my teacher got us a whole panera spread for breakfast so we could chill out LOL

[opal rose]

oh nah

taking csa this year

[ebon salmon]

Mine sucks this year

[opal rose]

we had a project over the winter break that we had a month to do and apparently hellla ppl copied their projects so she made us explain each line of code like what they do and how they work

and if you couldnt then u aint do it

i had almost 200 lines : I

[ebon salmon]

LMAOOOO

[opal rose]

she even made us explain the } and wut variables would stop running

like

[opal rose]

let me check mine actually

i have 3 first week and 1 on week 2

no back 2back

so we good

[sharp shadow]

@thick bronze @wraith moth wtf are yall doing

sorry shanye it like 3am for u

cricket it not even 2am u should still be awake and on the grindset

[wraith moth]

smh

i was grinding

[sharp shadow]

ok good

[compact hill]

im in nyc

and still dont have an interview

ur probably fine

[thick bronze]

I'm disgusted

frankly I'm just appalled

why are they talking about duke here 🤬😡😡😡😾😤😤😡👿

[thick bronze]

sleeping

I have orywnic chem test

sad‼️‼️‼️

[sharp shadow]

WAAKE TF UP!

[thick bronze]

nooo

[fluid cipher]

Did anyone get an interview request as an international applicant (from India or South Asia)?

[thick bronze]

no

[sharp shadow]

hi shanye

@wraith moth

hello cricket

@thick bronze

[thick bronze]

hello

[sharp shadow]

good luck on test

[fluid cipher]

Kk, Gl for your test

[sharp shadow]

NOYB speaking facts 🔥🔥🗣‼️

[thick bronze]

why is ur role hs freshman

[thick bronze]

thanks g

u r way better than char

[sharp shadow]

the color is cuter

but sani changed it back

💔

[sharp shadow]

i said it first and i will kill noyb

[thick bronze]

who TF is sani

[sharp shadow]

mod

TF

[thick bronze]

why do you talk

to people outside of this thread

that's shameful

[sharp shadow]

u never respond in an appropriate timely manner

ive had to see other people

shanye drop yo email 🔥‼️

[thick bronze]

why

[email protected]

[thick bronze]

i spit on you

you disgust me

paaaatuuuuhhh

💦

[sharp shadow]

u dont know what im into

[sharp shadow]

so i can send you cute holiday cards obviously

[thick bronze]

???

[thick bronze]

ok

[sharp shadow]

LOL

[fluid cipher]

Well that would definitely be a difficult job 🙃

[sharp shadow]

im kidding i love you

i simply exist to defy @thick bronze

[fluid cipher]

🙂

[sharp shadow]

🙂

[thick bronze]

I love u

[sharp shadow]

i love u 2

[hearty oyster]

duke doesn't accept resume?

[fluid cipher]

Well I did try to find a place to put it but didn't find one. I'm not sure if one should put it in Student Miscellaneous.

[hearty oyster]

didn't they say do not upload a resume on iy

t

[fluid cipher]

Well then they probably don't accept it.

Though I did put my AP scores cause there wasn't any option of uploading them anywhere else ☠️

[wraith moth]

congrats @thick bronze

But she still loves Parker

:(

[thick bronze]

noo

@sharp shadow u didn't email ne

[sharp shadow]

fake email

[thick bronze]

it's my real email

also I finessed that organic chem test

5 minutes late to the test
finished 15 minutes early 😹😹😹😹

[sharp shadow]

LOL

[sharp shadow]

yay!!!

parker and i email poems we write to each othr isnt that cute

[warm maple]

NO

it is fucking cringe

[sharp shadow]

U DONT EVEN KNOW ME !!!!!

[thick bronze]

i know u

it is fucking cringe

[wraith moth]

Dang

How y’all doing lads

[fluid cipher]

💯

[thick bronze]

duke thread dead

[sharp shadow]

i’ll kill you

[hearty oyster]

[faint obsidian]

i have my interview tmr i am scared

i just tried prepping and i get so nervous and just freeze 😣

[ebon salmon]

If u want I could do a mock one with u

[thick bronze]

why don't I have an interview

[marble talon]

Bc you’re just built different

They’ve observed this thread and feel they have enough info on you

[sharp shadow]

youre already admitted

[thick bronze]

please god no

[thick bronze]

i kno

[somber saffron]

is that counter serious?

[sharp shadow]

yes

[somber saffron]

do i believe that...?

[faint obsidian]

ahh tyy but i did more ppractice w my mom and im much better now

[thick bronze]

yes

[sharp shadow]

yes

[thick bronze]

gm

[sharp shadow]

goo dmornnging

[thick bronze]

ok

[sharp shadow]

ok

[sharp shadow]

@wraith moth @thick bronze why dont u guys love me anymore

[wraith moth]

aw are you feeling un loved

why don’t u ask Parker to love you hmm

[sharp shadow]

:(

FAKE FRIEND.

[wraith moth]

i think Shanye finally understood that he doesn’t stand a chance against Parker

jk love u

[sharp shadow]

lier

all i need is friend and my heart is broken

[thick bronze]

I'm busy 😭

back in school

[sharp shadow]

so many excuses...............

[thick bronze]

what should I do

talk to parker u

this duke thread has fallen apart‼️‼️‼️

they talk about duke here now 😢

[sharp shadow]

exactly

it's all ur fault

[thick bronze]

no

u

[sharp shadow]

i stay active

just waiting for my silly little trio to love me again

[thick bronze]

no

we are over

all good things must come to an end

[sharp shadow]

:(

shanye.. after all we’ve been through..

[wraith moth]

no

@sharp shadow @thick bronze revive chat

[thick bronze]

cba

got physics test. and eng on the same day

[fluid cipher]

Well I guess you guys can submit this chat as supplement info for college apps 😅

"Colonizing the Duke megathread"

[compact hill]

if one of them gets in

theres no way they reject the other two

gotta keep the trio together

[fluid cipher]

Yeah!!

[compact hill]

🤩🤩🤩

[thick bronze]

why do we have fans @wraith moth @sharp shadow

why does this duke thread have lore

[thick bronze]

honestly man im considering it

[thick bronze]

all 3 are getting rejected jus saying

we are all a mess

[wraith moth]

fs fs

[wraith moth]

noooo

we 3 at dook

[wraith moth]

[sharp shadow]

what do you mean we’ve already been admitted

[sharp shadow]

theyre internationals and im stupid so we getting rejected immediately fr

[raven garnet]

you're either autoreject or autoadmit

iirc that's what i've heard

[compact hill]

got interview today

[fathom river]

Wow

Michael saying im not good enough for duke

I see

💀

[raven garnet]

i mean... you're either guaranteed in or not

[fathom river]

What if there r just no interviewers

:(

[solemn pasture]

Got my interview I want to cry

[ebon salmon]

Happy tears?

[solemn pasture]

Sad

FUCK HES LIKE RICH

HE HAS BUILDINGS AT DUKE NAMED AFTER HIS FAMILY

WHAT THE HELL

[ebon salmon]

That means that he rly likes the institution at least

[solemn pasture]

I’m sobbing rn

Has anyone already had an interview

What do they ask

[ebon salmon]

I did

P standard stuff

[solemn pasture]

omg how was it

[ebon salmon]

Rly good I liked my guy a lot

Also rich but expected bc business

Tell me abt urself, why Duke, fav teachers you’ve had and why, what leadership roles have you had, why should duke accept you

Then we talked a lot abt my questions I had for him

Abt 50min so not too bad

[solemn pasture]

Ooh okay nice

[opal rose]

i didnt apply by the deadline so rip my interview

[fathom river]

I applied by dec 20

ig autoreject squad

[solemn pasture]

Auto accept

[hearty oyster]

i applied like the day after deadline Common app problem

no interview for me yet

just got my portal today

[fathom river]

The essays were so good ig my stats and honors and ecs ducked it up

Cuz we submitted before fixing this

Those

[solemn pasture]

Ohh

Uhh

[fathom river]

💀

[solemn pasture]

Idt they're too bad

Also aren't ur stats good lmao come on

[fathom river]

No

[solemn pasture]

Bruh

[fathom river]

Should i try to calculate my gpa

[solemn pasture]

Yeh

[fathom river]

So i can prove it to u

💀

[solemn pasture]

Wait for me

[fathom river]

It bothers me how calculator

[solemn pasture]

I will get out of bed

6:20

[fathom river]

Dont

[hearty oyster]

im getting auto rejected

[fathom river]

Take into acc

My lack of a+

[hearty oyster]

since i dont have a 4.0

[solemn pasture]

WDYM dont

We don't have a+ too

Guys I have a question

[solemn pasture]

I had 3.7 UW chill

[fathom river]

Yea so isnt it weighted weird in uw calculations

[solemn pasture]

I put it in the interview channel if someone wants to take a look

[fathom river]

Just disproportionately low

[solemn pasture]

What

[fathom river]

Cuz a- is 3.7

[solemn pasture]

A+ is 4.3 UW scale

A is 4.0

Usually

[solemn pasture]

I have a 4.0 and I'm getting auto rejected too dw

[fathom river]

Rlly???

[hearty oyster]

i have 4.33 this year and last year

[fathom river]

Lie

[solemn pasture]

Usually but it differs by school which is why gpa is recalculated lol

[hearty oyster]

but 3.0 first two year

💀

[fathom river]

Uw?

[hearty oyster]

yeh

[solemn pasture]

I had 3.5 sophomore 💀

[fathom river]

They look at upperclassman years

[solemn pasture]

And 3.8 every other year

[fathom river]

More closely

[hearty oyster]

i had 3.9 freshman year

[fathom river]

Than fresh and soph

They dc

[hearty oyster]

2.6 or smth sophomore year

[solemn pasture]

Covid sucked

I feel ya

[hearty oyster]

some family problems

lol

[solemn pasture]

Isn't your school alr online

[hearty oyster]

i hope they will see my explanation

[solemn pasture]

I don't see it

[hollow ravine]

HI GUEST

i missed you

[solemn pasture]

Yes but I couldn't meet ANYONE so

It was worse

[solemn pasture]

#💋-interviews message

[solemn pasture]

I missed u too omg

[solemn pasture]

Ohh yeah makes sense

Both

[hollow ravine]

bro applications was absolute hell

HELLL

[solemn pasture]

I wasn't going to prepare for interview tbh

Just go in and wing it

[hollow ravine]

i submitted to 40 schools

[solemn pasture]

But I had stuff that wouldn't fit in why us that I wanted to bring up

[hearty oyster]

u dont havw to prepare

just some specific things abt school

[solemn pasture]

Idk I say both cuz you'd want to show how you're a "complete fit" for the school

[hearty oyster]

i definitely fucked up my chamce of getting into northwestern with that interview

[solemn pasture]

Nah I was planning on just waking up and going if I got one

[hollow ravine]

interviews are fun just know why you like the school why you fit the school and what you want the interviewer to know about you

[solemn pasture]

Loll

[solemn pasture]

Okay hmm

When I did my internship interview we ended up talking about soccer

"I love duke basketball!!"

And uh politics and shit

"I love the work hard play hard culture! I think it aligns with my values"

[hearty oyster]

idk anything abt duke

except for they lost to unc last year

💀

[solemn pasture]

Well like

[hollow ravine]

when i did mine she talked about how weird one of my ecs was and just asked all about it

[solemn pasture]

I was gonna bring up a special Columbia csd un program that woulda taken way too long to explain in words

[hollow ravine]

idk how they hired me i said mice meat smelled so tasty

[solemn pasture]

And some other stuff

Hm

[hollow ravine]

IT DOES

[solemn pasture]

idk what to say

[hearty oyster]

yum

[solemn pasture]

I love the electric campus culture

Mice meat

💀

[hollow ravine]

i wanted to eat the mice everything i was flushing their bones out

i would eat mice skewers tbh

we would throw the meat away we just needed the bones what a waste i would’ve taken it home

[hearty oyster]

chill

[hollow ravine]

🐁

[opal rose]

uh huh

[hollow ravine]

no one understands my struggle ☹️ it smells so good

and luria broth too

and lab ice looks so tasty

and agarose

OH AND PROTIEN GELS

i would play with them after i scanned them

[opal rose]

im lost

[chrome ember]

my lab mentor has tasted lb before

apparently it does not taste as good as it smells

[hollow ravine]

I ASKED MINE IF I CPULD she laughed

it smells like chocolate milk

[chrome ember]

huhh

it smells like bread

[hollow ravine]

stuff in the lab i worked at looked tasty

it literally smells like chocolate milk what

cause it’s so sugary and has tons of fat

[chrome ember]

i wanna smell ur lab’s LB

[hollow ravine]

i would make liters of it every day

i was so tempted

well i should say it smells rlly good pre autoclaving

[fathom river]

35 act and 3.75 uw are trash bestie.

[solemn pasture]

Literally my stats bestie

[fathom river]

no

u had a 36

[hollow ravine]

no difference

[fathom river]

and they ignored ur gpa cuz u had violin stuff

international competitions like

stfu

u have no right.

[hollow ravine]

but you’re forgetting the most important part and why they got acceoted

cause they’re sexy

duh

[solemn pasture]

I had 1

[hollow ravine]

one more than me

[fathom river]

so?

[hollow ravine]

im internationally recognized ( i put on my harvard app that my microsoft certifications were international certifications which they are so i didkt lie but definitely not impressive)

[solemn pasture]

GUYS MY INTERVIEWER IS ON THE DUKE BOARD OF TRUSTEES

I AM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

[rugged marsh]

Sounds like a good thing

Make a good impression

[hearty oyster]

or u get rejected

[ebon salmon]

Bro calm down plz lmao

It’s a good thing

Also tbh don’t stalk them THIS much

[solemn pasture]

It was the first result

I'm done looking

I keep finding more about how cracked he is

[ebon salmon]

Lmaoo

Similar major or nah

Also don’t click on his LinkedIn

[solemn pasture]

I DIDNT LMFAO

Not that stupid

[ebon salmon]

Lmaoooo

[solemn pasture]

He's an attorney and I am a bio major

But his undergrad degree was eng I'm pretty sure

[ebon salmon]

Maybe say you wanna do environmental law 😏

Or ask for his kid’s phone number

[solemn pasture]

LMFAO

[thick bronze]

well thats discouraging

i saw avatar last night

i came home at 1 am

it is now 7:30 and i am in school

not good

[solemn pasture]

its first come first serve, so idt it has anything to do with admissions

[thick bronze]

michel was wrong

i even did their fucking interview deadline

i been roobed

[thick bronze]

ive not got any interview and that makes me sad

from any uni

i live in indonesia its not even obscure

[sharp shadow]

i loved it

[sharp shadow]

cus ur auto admit dont worry fr !!!!
i havent gotten anything either and they probably put me in the same region as everyone from houston

[thick bronze]

i aint no auto admit

[sharp shadow]

ya u r

[thick bronze]

let it go bruh

finish the 13 apps

[sharp shadow]

ok fine

done

[thick bronze]

siuuuu

[sharp shadow]

wat does that mean!!!

[opal rose]

not based

[sharp shadow]

oh

[sharp shadow]

i created my own soccer club for low income families (600+ families enrolled) and played varsity for school and was captain of my other team and got player of the year award so hop off my dick 🤬🤬

[opal rose]

i played soccer in africa and raised funds for over 2000 kids to buy cleats and balls and going D1

[sharp shadow]

MY POINT WAS JUST THAT I AM EDUACTED!!!!

IN THE SPORT!!

i live in a very rural rich community so that shi was revolutionary

i tore my ACL and meniscus twice (once while showcasing for the american youth team ☹️) and my surgeon told me to never play soccer again

LOL

[compact hill]

oh-

concern

i hope your acl is okay now

[ebon salmon]

I was gonna say this was dope

Then saw the user 😭

Don’t satire me like that

[sharp shadow]

LOL

my user fake

my club real

[sharp shadow]

thank u we chill

the first time was cus i got wrecked at the state championship

[compact hill]

nooooo

[sharp shadow]

the second time was cus i got wrecked in a scrimmage during showcase

[compact hill]

not at the championship

😭

[sharp shadow]

LOL

[compact hill]

thats gotta hurt

[sharp shadow]

so both times were

terrible

[compact hill]

not just physically

[sharp shadow]

everyone thought i was bein dramatic

[compact hill]

😭

soccer in a nutshell

[sharp shadow]

we had 0 substitutes so my team played with 10 ppl on the field

i think we wouldve lost anyway but STILL!!

[sharp shadow]

real

[compact hill]

this is why

the other football is better

ppl dont fake injuries + if they do have injuries they play through them

it's beautiful /s

fuck nfl safety protocols 🤡

[sharp shadow]

i would meet a bunch of american football players in physical therapy rooms who also tore their acl etc

[ebon salmon]

WAIT WNAT?

DOPE

[sharp shadow]

😁

thank u

[ebon salmon]

How old were the kids

I’m imagining 600 little kindergarteners

[sharp shadow]

ages 3 to 18

we have a bunxh of diff leagues

but yea the kindergarteners r cute

im no longer part of the club really because i was immobile for so long lol

[thick bronze]

nfl >

[sharp shadow]

i didnt found it by myself it took a lot of help from personal trainers etc i didnt do much other than kickstart the foundation

[thick bronze]

(her parents paid for it)

[sharp shadow]

NO !!!

[thick bronze]

yh

[sharp shadow]

my parents do not know how soccer work

[thick bronze]

they did

they do

u sly dog

[sharp shadow]

Ok

Full pay International moment

[thick bronze]

i am poor

[sharp shadow]

join my soccer club

low-income families welcome

[thick bronze]

sounds shit

[sharp shadow]

it’s amazing

ok the boys team is shit but i dont care about them

the boys 18u*

[ebon salmon]

Char I used to play soccer

[thick bronze]

u are shit

[sharp shadow]

oooo

[ebon salmon]

Recruit me

[thick bronze]

who are u

im so hungry rn

[sharp shadow]

u guys argued about kanye

[ebon salmon]

Ur mom

[sharp shadow]

why do u hate me

[thick bronze]

oh thats why i blocked them

[sharp shadow]

LOL

[ebon salmon]

PLZ

I was civil

[thick bronze]

i dont care

[thick bronze]

parker

[ebon salmon]

Ur looking at my comments even tho you blocked me

[thick bronze]

ye da 🐐 no 🧢

[sharp shadow]

guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😭😭😭😭😭😭

[thick bronze]

kanye west follow on instagram

[ebon salmon]

So I’m in ur brain

[sharp shadow]

tell him follow me

[ebon salmon]

guys are disgusting 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😭😭😭😭😭😭

[thick bronze]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4dSLfdnCy43DPJiqpoZoKe?si=c6f18a8eee1f4a7f

listen to this song

[sharp shadow]

ok

ok i listened to the whole thing

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[thick bronze]

thoughts

[sharp shadow]

i like it

shanye did u know i produce music and sell beats to soundcloud rappers

[thick bronze]

he is rapping from the point of view of a gun

[thick bronze]

no u dont

[sharp shadow]

yes

i got that from the previous lyric

[thick bronze]

the barrels my dick

[sharp shadow]

u know nothing about me

[thick bronze]

a bar

[sharp shadow]

yes

[thick bronze]

i dont want to

[sharp shadow]

ya u do

[thick bronze]

no

not when u associate with parker

[sharp shadow]

ur jealous

[ebon salmon]

Shanye is a simp

Peace out

[thick bronze]

yes

this is the end of our trio

im taking the kids ( @wraith moth )

[sharp shadow]

NO!

[thick bronze]

yes

[thick bronze]

we are thru !!!

ok im leaving

u keep midket

[sharp shadow]

ok

Bye,

[thick bronze]

Bye,

[sharp shadow]

Bye. ??

[thick bronze]

Bye. ??

https://open.spotify.com/track/6j8gTlbhj9KJSeypNcNAS9?si=6722d5f10aff4bd6

[sharp shadow]

is this our breakup song

[solemn pasture]

a duke acceptance 😔

silly men