#Harvard. The reasons that I have for wishing to go to Harvard are several. I fe (2022-2023)

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humble stirrup
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it’s like naviance

kind elk
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Yeah

teal sail
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yeah my school does

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only counsellors though

grim trench
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I bet most of the top schools haven't started the committee process

teal sail
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wait for real?

midnight girder
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evil

vague ice
teal sail
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i thought they all started in like beginning of march

grim trench
midnight girder
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u gave the portal astrologists more fodder

static obsidian
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I mean it’s three weeks out

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That’s not an insignificant time

humble stirrup
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but they’re still in it

vague ice
static obsidian
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They probably are battling out the most borderline of applicants

vague ice
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thought all of yall knew about it ages ago

humble stirrup
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right now it’s likely the decision between admit or waitlist

simple burrow
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oh did i say complete i meant processed

static obsidian
grim trench
vague ice
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Slate astrology in full effect ✨

midnight girder
grim trench
kind elk
humble stirrup
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also btw y’all, I got rejected by georgia tech EA and it still shows as last updated 3/2

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so slate means nothing

grim trench
vague ice
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Just 1030 were offered waitlist at yale last year

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I'd say it's nice

grim trench
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applying over 20 is crazy

vague ice
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Nope

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All free

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Fee waivers

grim trench
static obsidian
static obsidian
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No jealousy needed

grim trench
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The only fee waiver I got was from WUSTL and they sent me the fee waiver just to reject me lmao

static obsidian
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i gotta remind myself too

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Sometimes I straight up think abt how much I spent on this

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Not only college but also ACT SAT

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PSAT

static obsidian
gusty garnet
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The ivies aren't even showing up in my slate 😭

vivid verge
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I only saw Yale

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😭

static obsidian
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is it true that only 5 applicants per year get in w/o interviews?

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Someone on Reddit says it was in the lawsuit but I can’t find it

bronze spire
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Every couple days someone brings up some random bs like this 😭

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Interviews are not that important

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Dont worry

kind elk
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They’re based on availability for domestic students but abnon said he’s never met a harvard student that got in without an interview

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I’m sure there are a few but 🤷‍♂️

kind elk
median jolt
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i feel as if there wasn't alumni interview availability and harvard was seriously considering admitting someone

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they probably would organise an AO interview

bronze spire
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There is no evidence of this

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Stop spreading misinfo bruh

bronze spire
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Ive heard abt ppl getting in without interviews

bronze spire
median jolt
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but i doubt many applicants get accepted without talking to either an alumni or AO (or both)

bronze spire
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Yea but thats in part due to the fact that harvard interviews so, so many people

vague ice
bronze spire
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its availability for everywhere

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stop worrying abt interviews 😭

kind elk
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I’m not sure

kind elk
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😳

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don’t worry

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getting an interview isn't indicative (because lots of people get interviews) but I think pretty much everyone that gets in gets an interview

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  • abnon
bronze spire
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is that what abnonsiad

kind elk
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Yes

bronze spire
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o

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and at this point

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it doesnt even matter

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no more interviews coming out

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i think

bronze spire
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cornell upenn stanny?

kind elk
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cornell, penn, and yale

bronze spire
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ewww yale???

kind elk
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Didn’t apply to Stan

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Yes

bronze spire
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idk why im hating actually i kinda like yale

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but its pretty weak for stem, atleast compared to like harvard and stuff

kind elk
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yeah but still

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hot school

bronze spire
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ppl or campus

kind elk
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Campus

bronze spire
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or both 😲

kind elk
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maybe people too idk lol I never seen any

bronze spire
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i was on campus a couple weeks ago bc i was getting food and at first i thought it was ugly but then i started to see the nice buildings

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the architecture is so cool

kind elk
bronze spire
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Horrible pictures but

IMG_5496.jpg IMG_5503.jpg IMG_5499.jpg
kind elk
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I like Harvard more than Yale though

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but it would still be nice to get in

bronze spire
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it would be such a flex, harvard AND yale

kind elk
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idc about that

bronze spire
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also idk what harvards campus looks like but boston >>>>>>>>> new haven

kind elk
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True

bronze spire
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my dad used to live in new haven and the stories he tells makes it sound like a warzone lmao

kind elk
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😳

bronze spire
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why didnt u apply to stanny

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its so beautiful

kind elk
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Too far from home

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and too lazy to fill out their supps

bronze spire
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yea its like 3k miles from me but if i get in ill probably go

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stanford supps were good ones tho

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they ask some nice questions

kind elk
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Eh

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I like the Harvard ones the most cause they’re easy

bronze spire
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i put no effort into my harvard ones bc i thought i had no chance

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but now im kinda realizing that i did but i might have screwed it up lol

kind elk
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😔

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me but with Penn

median jolt
median jolt
median jolt
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now it's pretty fucking gentrified (and safe)

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the problem isn't safety the problem is that new haven isn't actually a big city lmao

kind elk
median jolt
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have some more pics

kind elk
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stop

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you’re gonna make me like yale

median jolt
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heheheheh

kind elk
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fight back @winter smelt

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jale is invading

median jolt
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i have to admit though

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this is fucking funny

bronze spire
median jolt
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i will say though

bronze spire
median jolt
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i have shotgunned a four loko on the steps of the main library of harvard, but not yale

median jolt
median jolt
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i also made some of them record it

bronze spire
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What 😭

supple pollen
bronze spire
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How did u not get arrested for public intoxication

median jolt
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and no one has ever stopped me

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but this was a special day

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harvard vs yale

supple pollen
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you should go to a Princeton v. Yale football game, they're wild

queen zinc
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i’ve given up on harvard

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i wont get in

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no intweview as an intl = no chance

blazing trellis
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and my friend got in last year without an interview

queen zinc
queen zinc
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my friend got in last year as an international and her intweview was end of feb

blazing trellis
blazing trellis
queen zinc
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wtf

blazing trellis
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most people get in with just one

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sometimes it is really availability based like my friend who got in

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dont read too much into it

static obsidian
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😭😭😭 ig I don’t rly live in an area w many harvard alum but like

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don’t they do zoom interviews too

humble stirrup
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if they wanted you you’d ask for a zoom interview

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this is a joke

static obsidian
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whatever I literally can’t be bothered emotionally

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I’m so 🧍when it comes to Harvard

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It’s been so long since I’ve visited and so many people have chattered at me abt it that I don’t know how to feel anymore

blazing trellis
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india

static obsidian
earnest cloud
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Day 15 no harvard likely letter doomaw

static obsidian
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Day 24 no CHYP likely

blazing trellis
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so I dont think it is availiability based as if it was then more people would have gotten in without interviews, i think sometimes even if they want to interview an applicant they couldnt find anyone to, or changed their mind towards the end when they cant hand out an interview, so all I am saying is if you get an interview it is good sign but if you don't it isnt an autoreject

wheat willow
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what's this from?

blazing trellis
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so my Harvard interviewer responded back to my thank you mail, he said nice things, is it normal for interviewers to reply back to mails or is he sugarcoating my eventual rejection

thorn niche
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They don't really know your decision so they were just being nice lol

humble stirrup
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lol

blazing trellis
blazing trellis
thorn niche
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They probably didn't do that dw lol

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Unless you were an absolutely horrific person interviews are probably not a huge factor

neon sail
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my harv alumni interviewer told me the interview didn’t matter and it was just a way to engage alumni

gusty garnet
thorn niche
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Only time it might influence is for the extremes

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and even then probably only for like extremely bad

jaunty bronze
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Stanford >>>

rotund pagoda
static obsidian
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Someone just got one on Reddit

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Like today

midnight girder
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guys did i fuck up if i uploaded the harvard specific noncustodial waiver form to idoc with the title harvard information sheet? will my other schools be able to see that i applied to harvard RDJScream

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WHY DIDNT I THINK ABOUT THIS EARLIER

bronze spire
bronze spire
static obsidian
midnight girder
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fuck 💔

static obsidian
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but if it’s harvard specific they probably won’t download it or fare

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**care

midnight girder
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i emailed them and they said they don't accept finaid documents via email

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so i had no choice

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aaaaaa

static obsidian
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the schools that care abt demonstrated interest might be unhappy

midnight girder
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shit

static obsidian
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but you’re intl and applying to mostly high ranked good aid schools, right?

midnight girder
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yeah

static obsidian
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yeah so it’s fine

midnight girder
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but i know some of my schools track demonstrated interest

static obsidian
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which schools

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tufts might not be happy for ex

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oh right didn’t u post on general

midnight girder
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one of them requested my css recently 😭 they track demonstrated interest and they must've seen that I've applied to harvard

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funny thing is the school in question has not updated my finaid portal yet. it's been 15 days since i submitted my CSS and my finaid checklist is still incomplete. rip

static obsidian
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well it’s also no guarantee you get in at harvard

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Or that they assess your app as being harvard material

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So they still might accept you

midnight girder
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it's guaranteed I won't 😭

static obsidian
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nothing is guaranteed

midnight girder
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didn't get an interview

static obsidian
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oh rip

midnight girder
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it's ok i applied to hravard for shits and giggles

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my yolo app might've fucked me over nooooOOO

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why do schools ask us to upload school specific forms to idoc

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if every school can access it

static obsidian
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rip

neon sail
static obsidian
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Can’t find it rip

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Yeah post got buried somewhere

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So no need to believe me ig :Hu_LaughCry:

queen zinc
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harvard unrealistic af for me

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i preying for primceton

still dragon
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L harvard

earnest cloud
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harvard likely letters are very specific to certainc ommunities

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like its georgraphic underepped and atheletes

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from what ive heard

bronze spire
bronze spire
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Financial aid office is separate from admissions

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Even if an AO saw it, which they wont, they obviously know youre applying to other schools

winter smelt
midnight girder
bronze spire
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But if ur intl ur probably applying to need blind schools right

midnight girder
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need blind + need aware

bronze spire
# winter smelt not everywhere

Also even at need aware schools do AOs actually see the finaid documents or just aware of how much aid you need, or does it differ from school to school?

earnest cloud
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Leaving for stanford visit now so i can forget about the fact that i aint got NO HARVARD LIEKLY

vague ice
median jolt
winter smelt
supple pollen
median jolt
vivid verge
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Duke is better than both

kind elk
plain pulsar
kind elk
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true

neon sail
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ik i shldnt but i’m lowkey freaking bc i had an ao interview a few days ago and my slate shows harvard as decided and i feel like i’m rejected

fast isle
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why tf does harvard not show up on my slate

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is this a normal occurrence where shit just doesnt show up

gaunt forum
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wait I think slate is just utterly meaningless

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like it has my vanderbilt as "in progress" when i got my stuff a month ago

fast isle
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I mean I have my portal

gaunt forum
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don't trip about it

fast isle
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so im not worried that they didnt

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like

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get my app

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but i just assumed a bunch of the colleges just werent on slate

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I have 7 on it and applied 18 places

gaunt forum
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slate is just wonk and garbage

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not every college uses slate i think

vague ice
neon sail
humble stirrup
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also, my slate shows up as decided and it has since EA

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I don’t think it means anything

earnest cloud
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Day 16 no harvard likely

vague ice
static obsidian
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If they’re taking you that seriously at this late stage

jaunty bronze
earnest cloud
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Continue the lack of harvard likely posting streak until ivy day troll

static obsidian
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Does Harvard only give likelies until March 15?

grim trench
jaunty bronze
earnest cloud
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Im acc visiting stanford today

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Flew across the country

static obsidian
static obsidian
gusty garnet
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Louisiana State Junior University

earnest cloud
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Yes

jaunty bronze
gusty garnet
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And imagine if it was a college campus

jaunty bronze
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Indian taco bells 💀

bronze spire
bronze spire
gusty garnet
static obsidian
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damn that’s crazy

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Did you apply

bronze spire
kind elk
static obsidian
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It’s Stanford tho lmfao

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Harvard of the West

kind elk
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Ye ik, I was just joking

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Stanford’s a good school

static obsidian
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St. Anford’s however

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Complete clowns

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Just like UC Hicago

sacred beacon
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Nah Stanford aint the harvard of the west

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Harvard is the stanford of the east

kind elk
sacred beacon
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the sheer irony

kind elk
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No

sacred beacon
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wait wut

kind elk
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I didn’t even apply to Stanford lol

static obsidian
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Harvard admit lmfaooooo

static obsidian
sacred beacon
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Must be someone else with your name in #✨-celebration-station during Stanford decision day then

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@kind elk where did ya get in btw

static obsidian
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possible luck isn’t uncommon name

kind elk
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What can I say

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People aspire to be me

sacred beacon
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its what I need during my MIT decision day

static obsidian
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I wish I had Luck on my side

kind elk
sacred beacon
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consdering only 5 people get in from my country

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and thats on a good day

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sometimes even 3

kind elk
sacred beacon
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and almost all of them are always oly kids

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I think only 1 kid out of the last 20 has been a non oly kid

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😭

static obsidian
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Rip sorry Vijit

kind elk
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get cracked

vague ice
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well

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what if it becomes 2 though

static obsidian
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But acceptances not determined by specific EC

vague ice
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what would you say to that

static obsidian
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student council pres at my school usually gets Ivy

sacred beacon
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yes but for Int'l indians they seem to love oly

sacred beacon
static obsidian
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this year got rejected from harvard early

kind elk
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student council president 😟

static obsidian
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meanwhile the kid who failed to get student council pres got accepted rea

vague ice
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at least it's actually happened before

static obsidian
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Holy shit ur cracked

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20A???

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how many schools did u apply early

vague ice
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my 2 deferrals were mit and uchicago

static obsidian
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Oh wow

queen zinc
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which acceptances do uave

earnest cloud
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Its cery nice

vague ice
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the biggest ones for me were uc berkeley and umiami

static obsidian
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what the hell

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congrats on Berkeley!!!!

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That’s huge

vague ice
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yeah um, funny story with that lmao

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i was literally eating while scrolling the berkeley thread, then i saw that they handed out early acceptances, so i jokingly checked my emails then saw an update (I subsequently choked on my food 💀 )

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then i forgot my login for like 10 min

static obsidian
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That’s so funny

runic sleet
vague ice
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yes 😭

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exactly

runic sleet
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hack woo hack hoo

static obsidian
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That’s hilarious

wild shore
quasi bobcat
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oh my god

wild shore
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i mean they just reject do few early 😭 fewer than accepts i think

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what’s goin on boba

quasi bobcat
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i think i would cry if i got rejected harvard early

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also im just curious...what percent of admitted students get the second AO interview 😭

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do we have that info

vague ice
vague ice
bronze spire
neon sail
empty jetty
neon sail
kind elk
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dang so low acceptance rate

bronze spire
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AO interviews are for applicants who are on the edge of being admitted or not

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So pretty rare cases

neon sail
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i read that ALDC’s tend to get staff interviews at a higher rate

bronze spire
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ALDC’s?

neon sail
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athletes legacy deans list and children of faculty

bronze spire
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Wtf is deans list?

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Also why would they get AO interviews more often if theyre already more likely to be accepted

sinful geyser
bronze spire
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Oh lol

tropic yoke
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Page 15 has a few things about the AO interview

bronze spire
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the only way i get into harvard is if i get a 1 on personal

kind elk
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They better have given me a 1 on personal

humble stirrup
kind elk
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😳

humble stirrup
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🥰

kind elk
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I guess I’ll find out when I view my admission file

jaunty bronze
gusty garnet
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Isn't a 1 on personal the hardest to get? And also like a 60% admission chance?

kind elk
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Yes

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like 50 people get it each year

sacred beacon
keen goblet
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What the fuck is a 1 on a personal?

gusty garnet
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Obama’s daughter

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It’s a way they can admit whoever they want to

keen goblet
keen goblet
gusty garnet
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Yeah

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They rate you on 4 things

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Personal, academic, athletic, and extracurricular

keen goblet
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Ah i see

gusty garnet
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1-5. Lower is better

keen goblet
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Damn

gusty garnet
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If you get a 1 on any of them, you are more likely than not to get in

keen goblet
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Damn

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I'm definitely getting a 1 🙏🙏

gusty garnet
keen goblet
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Thank you dude!

bronze spire
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not her specifically

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but like super rich kids

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they called them the deans / directors interest kids

keen goblet
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Super rich kids have like a 50% chance of getting in

bronze spire
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more i think

gusty garnet
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Dean’s interest list

keen goblet
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God

gusty garnet
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If you’re on there you’ll get in

keen goblet
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If only I could dm the dean on LinkedIn

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🙏

bronze spire
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im pretty sure its a higher chance than being recruited athlete

keen goblet
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Yea

bronze spire
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also being low income is apparently a weak hook

gusty garnet
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Only for the very richest schools

bronze spire
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from my understanding of the case files thingy

gusty garnet
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Yeah. It makes the school a more useful force in that persons life

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Vs someone who’s already well off

bronze spire
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they say that being asian and low income is still worse than being white

gusty garnet
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Yup

keen goblet
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Being asian, poor and a cs major wannabe is worse than being handicapped

bronze spire
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being asian, rich, and a cs major is even worse

keen goblet
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Fr

gusty garnet
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Just don’t be those things lol

keen goblet
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Easier said than done

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Im Indian, rich and an EE major

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Im not too far from the asian cs major level

static obsidian
bronze spire
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just being rich isnt enough

keen goblet
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True

static obsidian
keen goblet
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I could do that

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Im white from now on

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🙏

gusty garnet
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Literally

static obsidian
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Ppl who live in high cost states r kinda rough

gusty garnet
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What are they gonna do

bronze spire
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we gotta stop talking abt race before carly ends uis

keen goblet
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Ong i didn't even get an interview

static obsidian
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Yeah probably

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I didn’t get an interview

keen goblet
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I'm prolly an autoadmit

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💪💪💪💪💪

keen goblet
gusty garnet
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They didn’t want the interviewer to feel self conscious

keen goblet
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Ya

gusty garnet
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And unworthy of their Harvard education

keen goblet
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They'd get intimidated by our banger ECs

bronze spire
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my interviewer said he described me as empathic, im getting a 1 on personality yawn

gusty garnet
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No fuckin way

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Idk if I’m supposed to talk about it here

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But I got warned

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For what we were saying early

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Despite clearly being a joke

bronze spire
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i dont think u are supposed to talk about that lol

gusty garnet
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The joke about “don’t be those things”

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Is encouraging lying about r*ce

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Damn crazy

keen goblet
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Idk why ppl here can't differentiate between jokes and racism

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Ah

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Fair enough

bronze spire
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its bc this is discord, a lot of people who use this site are racist

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horrible site tbh

gusty garnet
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I was “encouraging lying about” you know what

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Be fr

median jolt
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i have a default video reply to stuff about racism

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but sending it would get me banned

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its so fucking funny

keen goblet
keen goblet
gusty garnet
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Who actually says that 💀

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Like it’s not even good

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Bc curry is fuckin delicious

keen goblet
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It's a funny fucking insult to be fair

median jolt
gusty garnet
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Don’t get yourself in trouble

keen goblet
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Fr

gusty garnet
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Mods are watching quietly

keen goblet
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They're just waiting

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Biding their time

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Benz is probably somewhere around here

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Nothing our names down to ban after he gets mod

gusty garnet
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Doesn’t even say who warned me

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I wanna talk to the manager of this place

pearl briar
gusty garnet
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Bc that was some bullshit

pearl briar
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STOP

keen goblet
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💀💀💀

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ACAB

pearl briar
bronze spire
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kate am i allowed to send this

median jolt
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embed fail

keen goblet
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✊✊✊ ACAB

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Ain't no way

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Yoru

bronze spire
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ok im not allowed to

pearl briar
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preferably not?? 😭😭

keen goblet
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💀

bronze spire
keen goblet
gusty garnet
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Kate were you the one who warned me 💀

keen goblet
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Is comedy not legal here?

bronze spire
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tbf i didnt think it would be allowed

pearl briar
bronze spire
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i just wasnt sure

bronze spire
median jolt
bronze spire
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not for the first 10 mins

keen goblet
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😔

bronze spire
gusty garnet
keen goblet
bronze spire
keen goblet
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They'll demote you

bronze spire
keen goblet
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And give your position to benz 🤢

bronze spire
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benz4ban

gusty garnet
pearl briar
keen goblet
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Murder

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Alan is in your walls kate

gusty garnet
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@pearl briar

bronze spire
keen goblet
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🙏

keen goblet
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💀

gusty garnet
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I feel bad because the mods here are nice

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But that warning pissed me tf off

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It was so clearly a fucking joke

pearl briar
gusty garnet
kind elk
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I am asian

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… and low income

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soon to be high income though

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in like 4-5 yrs

pearl briar
gusty garnet
bronze spire
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no 😱 what if they rescind 😨

pearl briar
kind elk
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Indeed

keen goblet
bronze spire
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no i meant luck lmao

keen goblet
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Ah XD

kind elk
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they would never rescind me

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if they did I go to yale

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easy

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In sha Allah I will not get rescinded

humble stirrup
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luck rescinded

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you better get on the phone with caltech rn and tell them to admit me or i’ll call harvard

kind elk
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caltechy

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hmmm

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there’s a kid that’s always wearing caltech hoodies at my school

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I will call them for u

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what’s their number

humble stirrup
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umm

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uhh

kind elk
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also i got a call from Cambridge, MA today 😳😳

humble stirrup
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probably something with a california area code

kind elk
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I didn’t answer

humble stirrup
#

harvard calling to rescind you

kind elk
#

1 week left, Calypso

humble stirrup
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😊

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switched up on harvard fr

kind elk
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😟

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💔

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You’re picking harvard after you get accepted RD, right? carlbongo

candid moss
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good evening harvard

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did someone ask where i was?

humble stirrup
jaunty bronze
static obsidian
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Why no harvard likely

bronze spire
candid moss
keen goblet
vague ice
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Yooo Archie

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How u doing

winter smelt
queen zinc
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im so confused whats going on here

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@winter smelt HOW RU

keen goblet
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I'm doing goood

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Wbu?

kind elk
keen goblet
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If you do, put in a bad word for me at harvard

kind elk
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they release their decisions at the same time

keen goblet
#

dang

earnest cloud
static obsidian
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Wow that’s gorgeous

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Stanford?

earnest cloud
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Yep

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Also day 17 no harvard likely cursedmoon

jaunty bronze
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damn

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so nice

static obsidian
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Harvard likely pls

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Come through

keen goblet
static obsidian
#

What if we could trade admit offers

earnest cloud
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💀na you see i wanna get into harvard so i can turn them down

earnest cloud
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People would sell them for millions

static obsidian
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shit you’re so right

earnest cloud
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But then getting in doesnt have any value

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Since the prestige goes down

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Since u can buy em if ur rich enuf

static obsidian
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i mean

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Programs are still same

earnest cloud
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Student’s different

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Different performance

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And prestige is built on perception

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So after a while

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Its like inflation

static obsidian
#

Okay so what if

earnest cloud
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Meaning goes down

static obsidian
#

The school had to approve the admit transfer

earnest cloud
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Hmmm

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Yes that might woro

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In theory

thorn niche
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but in that case aren't they making a decision to let them in or not again

earnest cloud
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Yea

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Exactly

daring jungle
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admittance with extra steps

static obsidian
earnest cloud
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It just becomes rolling admissions LOL

static obsidian
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Or what if

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You had to have an acceptance from similar caliber school

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Like t20 acceptances trade among themselves

daring jungle
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segregation go wrrrrr

static obsidian
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T20-50 trade among themselves

thorn niche
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Could be but they all look for different-ish stuff

daring jungle
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it will have to be major dependent

earnest cloud
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All this works in theory but practially there isnt mucu a point

static obsidian
#

That’s true

thorn niche
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what if

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there's a committee that decides who gets in or not

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pretty weird ik

keen goblet
#

Fr

static obsidian
#

THATS CRAZY MAN

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but like

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What if my hyper controversial take of

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Accessible and low cost healthcare

thorn niche
#

what if

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Harvard lets me in

static obsidian
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Means the AOs decide I’m stupid and don’t admit me

keen goblet
#

what if that committee looked at your parents' salary 😳

static obsidian
#

WHAT IF SWARTHMORE LETS ME IN

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and then I sweep ivies

keen goblet
thorn niche
static obsidian
thorn niche
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I can't say much tbh I'm on private healthcare 💀

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not like I live in Europe

static obsidian
#

Oh cursedmoon

thorn niche
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are you doing premed or is accessible healthcare just an interest not related to ur major

bronze spire
static obsidian
#

And majoring in public health

worldly hornet
static obsidian
#

shush ideal gas law

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Everykne on this server will take Ws on Ivy Day

worldly hornet
earnest cloud
kind elk
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also way too sunny

earnest cloud
#

Average harvard student

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Harvard students walking through a dreary section of grass with a red buildings around them about to collapse

keen goblet
earnest cloud
keen goblet
#

The only light he gets is from the screen of his pc

earnest cloud
#

Preach

keen goblet
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The only grass he touches is in genshin impact

winter smelt
queen zinc
#

deadlines at harvard seem fun

queen zinc
winter smelt
winter smelt
static obsidian
queen zinc
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nah kidding that sounds cool

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u can explain sometime

winter smelt
winter smelt
earnest cloud
#

stanford on top

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ngl

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💀

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i love this place

worldly hornet
short haven
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Please Harvard give me an interview

midnight girder
#

please harvard give weirdwire an interview

queen zinc
#

can u do an interview w me and write me a recommendation

winter smelt
queen zinc
#

for consideration

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for harvard

winter smelt
queen zinc
#

pls

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i wanna go so bad

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like i just know i would fit in so well

kind elk
#

even I didn’t want to get in that bad

winter smelt
#

don't think they care what I think lol

winter smelt
queen zinc
humble stirrup
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i’ll do a wholesome dare if i get into harvard for funsies

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anyone have any ideas

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i’m already baking cookies for my recommenders if i get into mit

queen zinc
#

if i get into any ivy i’m baking cookies for everyone in my year at my school (130+)

kind elk
humble stirrup
#

i’d get jumped 💀

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i said wholesome

kind elk
#

True 💀

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Actually nah you wouldn’t

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This isn’t New Haven

humble stirrup
#

maybe if i wasn’t committing to harvard but still wanted to attend visitas

kind elk
kind elk
humble stirrup
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😳

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my math teacher told me “name a rocket after me when ur famous”

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if i get into caltech i’ll do that

kind elk
#

Don’t forget me when you’re rich and in space

queen zinc
#

dude

humble stirrup
kind elk
#

😟

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I am not the impostor

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It was orange, she vented

sinful geyser
#

Red sus

kind elk
sinful geyser
queen zinc
#

guys

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harvard

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pls

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i love the portal

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just being rejected from there

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would feel so nice

fringe badge
#

Lololololol

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U guys are too good

short haven
humble stirrup
kind elk
#

No

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I can’t count

humble stirrup
#

0

kind elk
#

😳

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That’s too early

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give me like a 500 day head start

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@humble stirrup wait

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you live in Kentucky, right?

humble stirrup
#

💀

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HUH

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no….

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i don’t

kind elk
#

oh lmao

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wtf Kentucky is a state Lol

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I thought it was in Alabama

humble stirrup
#

i live on the east coast

kind elk
#

I could’ve sworn I heard people say Kentucky, Alabam before

humble stirrup
#

4h from nyc

kind elk
#

Hmm

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Mississippi

humble stirrup
#

E A S T C O A S T

kind elk
#

I DO NOT KNOW GEOGRAPHY

humble stirrup
#

😭

kind elk
#

I don’t know where the states are located except for like 7 of them

humble stirrup
#

i’m taking your acceptance away

kind elk
humble stirrup
#

you’re in ny right

kind elk
#

Yes

humble stirrup
#

think of the states that border ny

sacred beacon
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or both of us

kind elk
#

NJ

humble stirrup
#

then think slightly lower

sacred beacon
#

ease

kind elk
#

Virginia

humble stirrup
#

no

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it boarders the atlantic

sacred beacon
#

calypso

#

I am not getting into HKU

kind elk
#

Maine

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Wait

humble stirrup
#

l o w e r than ny

sacred beacon
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check rizzlers university server

kind elk
#

Under NY hmm

humble stirrup
#

💀

sacred beacon
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😭

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I fucked up the condition

humble stirrup
sacred beacon
#

without realizing

humble stirrup
#

oh no

sacred beacon
#

😭😭

#

I need a US university to come in clutch bro

kind elk
#

I don’t know states any more states under Virginia lmao

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😭

sacred beacon
#

or im fucked

humble stirrup
#

LUCK

kind elk
#

Florida

humble stirrup
#

i’m embarrassed for you

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NO

#

really i didn’t know FL was 4h from nyc

kind elk
#

ok ok lemme get a map

humble stirrup
#

😭

kind elk
#

Don’t tell me

#

Wait, is it Pennsylvania?

humble stirrup
#

no

kind elk
#

NC

humble stirrup
#

no

kind elk
#

Oh bruh

#

I’m so dumb

#

I’m actually so dumb

#

It’s Georgia right

#

Georgia tech

humble stirrup
#

there’s something between NC and PA

#

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

thorn niche
#

I'm not from the US and I think I know 😭

humble stirrup
#

let me give you a hint

supple pollen
kind elk
humble stirrup
#

it wasn’t the first state you mentioned

#

isn’t the first state

#

it’s in the united states but it is not the first state you mentioned

kind elk
vague ice
#

Isn’t it maryland

kind elk
#

Delaware?

supple pollen
#

RI?

thorn niche
supple pollen
#

Jersey?

humble stirrup
vague ice
#

All I know about deleware is joe biden

kind elk
#

How does that border the freaking Atlantic

humble stirrup
kind elk
#

I don’t see Delaware on this map

humble stirrup
kind elk
#

Bruh

#

Who the hell lives in that tiny thing

#

😐

humble stirrup
#

ME

#

💀

kind elk
#

Move states please

#

Go to Massachusetts

#

Do me a favor please

humble stirrup
#

if i get into harvard/mit maybe

vague ice
#

harvard pls accept calypso get her out of the trenches fr

humble stirrup
#

otherwise no

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💀

#

the pits yeah

kind elk
#

such an irrelevant state they didn’t even label it on the map

humble stirrup
#

🙁

kind elk
#

No wonder I couldn’t find it

humble stirrup
#

THE FIRST STATE

kind elk
#

🙄

#

I’m not that good at geography ok

humble stirrup
#

🙁

#

hope the first thing you do

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is sign up for a geography class

kind elk
#

never

humble stirrup
#

this is why humanities people are better

#

they know how to use a map

kind elk
vague ice
#

Wait deleware was the first state?

humble stirrup
#

yes

vague ice
#

You’re lying bro no way

kind elk
#

Yes, I googled it to make sure

#

I thought it was MA

#

but apparently not

vague ice
#

Wow

#

You learn something new everyday

kind elk
#

Indeed

#

I think it would probably benefit me if I learn more about the U.S. states

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and their approximate location

vague ice
#

We had a US states and capital test in 5th grade

#

50 points for the states 50 points for the capitals

#

I got a 100 but then I forgot them all

kind elk
#

😳

#

We had a U.S. states song in 3rd grade

#

I still remember it

#

up until like the letter i

#

also, the capital of NY should just be NYC

vague ice
kind elk
#

Unfortunately it is

bronze spire
#

I live in mass

#

But not the cool part :(

earnest cloud
#

Guys i got a free latte at starbucks in downtown sf when they saw my stanford hoodie and asked if im going

#

Tldr go to stanford and u wont have to pay for palo alto 8 dollar lattes

kind elk
#

they would’ve gave u two and a coupon if it was in harvard square

kind elk
#

😳

#

sheesh

earnest cloud
#

As if

kind elk
#

that’s like a gallon of gas

earnest cloud
#

Too many tourits wearing harvard shirts to tell the difference

kind elk
#

😳

earnest cloud
#

Not eight LMAO

#

Like 5

#

Max

kind elk
#

ah ok

humble stirrup
#

yk what my biggest flex was

#

i was buying a hoodie at the mit coop

#

and the guy working there asked to see my student id

#

and looked confused when i said i didn’t have one

#

😭

jaunty bronze
#

💀

kind elk
#

My biggest flex is not academic related at all

#

So I continue to stay a cut above the rest, nerds /s

humble stirrup
#

it was metaphorical

#

it’s not my biggest flex

#

but true

kind elk
#

wait

#

Why were you in mit coop and not harvard coop

#

What is this

humble stirrup
#

actually i did

#

i just got free harvard merch

#

i have a house hoodie

#

😼

kind elk
#

😳

#

good

#

make sure to wear your harvard merch on all college campuses

keen goblet
humble stirrup
keen goblet
#

🤯

#

Admission guaranteed

humble stirrup
#

crazy amirite

#

nah

keen goblet
#

Why not?

humble stirrup
#

they can’t help me

keen goblet
#

Dean's list?

humble stirrup
#

i’m related to them but it’s not direct enough for me to be legacy and i can’t get on dean’s list because i don’t donate money

#
  • they’re not academic anymore
keen goblet
#

Sad

#

Atleast you can wear your Harvard hoodie when you're in Caltech

humble stirrup
#

i could’ve asked but that’s scummy lol

#

i want to get in off my own merit

keen goblet
#

Fair enough

#

Good luck my dude

humble stirrup
#

thanks!