ALL UC MEGATHREAD 🐻🐮🐴🐻🐱🐶🔱🤠🐌 (2022-2023)

[calm atlas]

Hard

[vestal turret]

gmt +4

[sterile horizon]

Same

[gilded scroll]

real

[vestal plume]

wait what is it

[gilded scroll]

real

[calm atlas]

Food obviously

[vestal turret]

its eggs n tomatoes n onion n green pepper n shi

[prime torrent]

When is UCLA coming out

[vestal plume]

I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT

[gilded scroll]

diffyq > multi >>>>>>>>> linear algebra

[dusky pollen]

ohhh sounds good!!!

[prime torrent]

I thought it was today

[vestal plume]

tomatoes and eggs are the best

[vestal turret]

frrrr

[limber magnet]

it's prob tmr

[calm atlas]

Bruh

[vestal turret]

IT ISS

[dusky pollen]

me thinking it was fried rice 💀

[vestal turret]

😭

[calm atlas]

Who daguq eating tomatoes with eggs

[limber magnet]

(or today in 6 mins

[vestal plume]

looks so good

[calm atlas]

What in the england

[dusky pollen]

making me hungry but it's midnight here 😭

[vestal turret]

nah u gotta try this shit

[calm atlas]

Toast with beans energy

[vestal plume]

its like a common asian dish

its so good

[calm atlas]

Really

Oh

[vestal plume]

especially with rice or some type of bread

[calm atlas]

Im not Asian anymore

[vestal plume]

ur a fake asian

[calm atlas]

I'm a fasian

[timber patio]

I’ll collapse

[vestal plume]

same 😭

[timber patio]

In anxiety

[calm atlas]

I have raspberry girl scout cookies

And none of y'all getting any

[prime torrent]

UCSD today too?

[vestal plume]

i have samoas 😤

[prime torrent]

Or is it just ucla

[calm atlas]

5 boxes btw

5

[vestal plume]

ucla ucsd uci

[tender elm]

both

maybe

[calm atlas]

5 boxes for my 5/5 streak tomorrow

[vestal plume]

did you rob a girl scout

[prime torrent]

Yes yes yes

Im hyped

[calm atlas]

No (yes)

Mugged *

[vestal plume]

oops

[calm atlas]

Lowkey thin mints mid hot take

Samoa best

These raspberry ones fire tho

[vestal plume]

samoas are really good

[calm atlas]

Yeah

I went through a whole box once

Without realizing

[vestal plume]

id like thin mints more if they didnt crumble so much

[limber magnet]

bruh making me hungry

[calm atlas]

Hahahahaha

Stay hungry

[vestal plume]

i already brushed my teeth 🥲

[calm atlas]

Me too but who's gonna stop me

My dentist probs

[limber magnet]

drink some orange juice

[vestal plume]

😭

devious

[calm atlas]

I am such a orangemuncher

I had like 17 yesterday

I should not be allowed to have an orange tree

[vestal plume]

actually you should

[calm atlas]

Good for the compost tho

[vestal plume]

i like the peely ones

or the really really big ones

any of them that are easy to peel

[limber magnet]

what orange doesn't have a peel? 💀

[rotund socket]

Guys

If I go 0/4

[vestal plume]

yk how some you have to like really dig in to peel

[rotund socket]

5*

Imma cry

Purdue

Cal poly

[vestal plume]

and then only like a tiny piece peels off

[rotund socket]

Ucsd

Pls

[vestal plume]

i like the ones that are easy to peel

[rotund socket]

Ucla too obv

[calm atlas]

Nacho shut the FUCK k up

[vestal plume]

😭😭

[limber magnet]

u haven't got a result from cal poly yet?

[rotund socket]

No

Prob waitlisted :/

[cinder sun]

Today is the day

[limber magnet]

dang rip

[calm atlas]

bro on a time loop to come back and mention the same things

[limber magnet]

Idk I got mine a few days ago

[calm atlas]

Npc fr

[sterile horizon]

Who’s ready for today!!!!!!

[calm atlas]

He's my npc tho

[sterile horizon]

Gl to everyone

[calm atlas]

My little npc

[vestal plume]

gl to you too llama

[calm atlas]

i feel like my essays makes me look like an npc

[limber magnet]

need to sleep, and get through 2 tests first before i think about that lol

[vestal plume]

maybe after ucsd ill be less chronically online

[gilded scroll]

The ritual is complete

[calm atlas]

💀

[calm atlas]

Dog go touch grass

Honestly

Touch air

You need air

[vestal plume]

hes suffocating rn

[calm atlas]

Bro turning to satanism

[jade fossil]

Did UCSD say they’re coming out tomorrow fr

[gilded scroll]

It’s the only way

[jade fossil]

Like announce it

[vestal plume]

no

they never do

[rotund socket]

Bro

[jade fossil]

Okay well I found an announcement

[vestal plume]

where

[limber magnet]

imagine if not a single uc comes out tmr

[jade fossil]

Their instagram has a video of sending out mail

[limber magnet]

a2c gonna riot

[vestal plume]

💀💀

[rotund socket]

Yeah

[jade fossil]

Of decision letters

[calm atlas]

😹

[rotund socket]

Bro cal poly tmrw

[vestal plume]

thats not like a decision date tho

[calm atlas]

This mf nacho would not exist

[rotund socket]

I could get in tmrw

[calm atlas]

He'd evaporate

[rotund socket]

Cuz

[jade fossil]

They said they finalized everything and are sending out letters

[rotund socket]

Mfer in my class with 4.7 max hours and 35 act hasn't heard back either

[vestal plume]

oh ok well

its speculated tomorrow

[jade fossil]

two days ago

[vestal plume]

or today ih

ig

[calm atlas]

did ucla confirm today

[jade fossil]

Look at ucsd admissions on insta

[vestal plume]

NO 😭😭

[calm atlas]

Omg guys 12 hours so fun!!!

[vestal plume]

yall PLEASE

[calm atlas]

For jhu

[limber magnet]

I mean it is rolling not sure how they're choosing to release

[vestal plume]

[calm atlas]

[vestal plume]

[calm atlas]

no more college discussion

[limber magnet]

it's ok we're all gonna get rejected

[rotund socket]

It seemed random. Some kids from my school managed to get rejected last friday

Most got accepted

Bit some did get rejected

[calm atlas]

[vestal plume]

this mortal world is unbearable and it tortures my farm-aligned soul fr

[calm atlas]

[sterile horizon]

Gl on that

[rotund socket]

I took drugs

To sleep

[vestal plume]

bro

[calm atlas]

[vestal plume]

[rotund socket]

🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

[calm atlas]

Then why u up

Go to bed silly baka

[rotund socket]

OMG GUYS UCLA CAME OUT

Holy shit

Omg

[vestal plume]

💀

[calm atlas]

Shutcho nerd ass up

[rotund socket]

Wait

[limber magnet]

💀

[rotund socket]

It's a dream

Oops

[calm atlas]

[vestal plume]

😭😭 close your eyes omg

[limber magnet]

That was hilarious got us all laughin

[calm atlas]

Yeah man real kneeslapper!

[vestal plume]

im rofl rn

[vestal plume]

the a2c links

💀💀

[calm atlas]

Bro close those reddit tabs 😭

[vestal plume]

i know what u are

[calm atlas]

U 15 hours early nacho

[vestal turret]

i tried this and he was like without a doubt 💀

[vestal plume]

without a doubt u were rejected 🔥

[limber magnet]

since when did the 8ball have a gender 💀

[vestal plume]

nacho needs to sleep i think

[calm atlas]

Bro my mom sent me this shit

[vestal plume]

LMAO

[vestal plume]

HELP

[limber magnet]

LOL

[calm atlas]

with 🥺 emojis

[vestal plume]

did she say anything with it or no context

LMAOO

[calm atlas]

boomers I stg

[vestal plume]

😭😭 its kinda cute but the image is so boomer

[limber magnet]

face reveal

[rotund socket]

Guys

I hope

[vestal plume]

no

[rotund socket]

I pray

[calm atlas]

Yeah bro that's me

[calm atlas]

That was my senior photo

[vestal turret]

he my bro

[vestal plume]

not this again

[vestal turret]

i gave him one

IM NERVOUS IDK BRO

😭😭😭

[limber magnet]

why u posting reddit memes lol

[vestal plume]

same

[rotund socket]

ATFU

[calm atlas]

no context I just thought this was cute

[vestal turret]

ucb 2 days ago

[vestal plume]

i feel like throwjg up and its literally 15 hrs away im so down bad for this school

[limber magnet]

so real

[calm atlas]

What am I doing right now

[vestal plume]

eating raspberry cookies

[limber magnet]

it's ok if u get rejected you'll find some other school to love

[calm atlas]

what even is ur dream

[vestal turret]

i’m drinking my tea

it goes hard

[calm atlas]

Dey bomb

[vestal plume]

i dont have a dream school

im just really anxious

[limber magnet]

thats good dream schools suck

[calm atlas]

what u waiting for

UCSD?

[vestal plume]

yeah

[calm atlas]

omg

I was at UCSD yesterday

[vestal plume]

well i applied to all of them 💀 so

[regal grove]

usc

usc

usc

[calm atlas]

usc

[regal grove]

accept

me

please

[limber magnet]

😳

[calm atlas]

I'll give them the good word

Kirk Kirk

[regal grove]

so i can meet dog and panda

[limber magnet]

who?

[regal grove]

u r dog

soda is panda

[limber magnet]

oh pfps 💀

[regal grove]

4%

[vestal plume]

#fyp #america

[limber magnet]

?

[regal grove]

his battery

[limber magnet]

oh 💀

[calm atlas]

Submitted this for AP gov and got a 100 😈

[vestal plume]

smiling imp emoji

[regal grove]

pazerval u trippin today

[vestal plume]

[limber magnet]

a2c got me thinking all these single digit percents mean accept rates 💀

[solar zodiac]

are all UC decisions today?

[regal grove]

yes

[vestal plume]

thats what i thought

[limber magnet]

every single one!!

[vestal plume]

yeah all of them come out 3 pm pst today

[calm atlas]

Not all 3

Prolly btwn 3 to 5

Get yo facts straight

[rotund socket]

Killing myself

[regal grove]

hi nacho

[calm atlas]

we know

[vestal plume]

but unfortunately they didn't put names on the acceptance letters so you have to like run to the campus as fast as you can and grab the letters

[regal grove]

i see ur back

[limber magnet]

🏃‍♂️

[regal grove]

how does uc davis accept letter look like

[calm atlas]

My face after 5/5

[regal grove]

i got wl

and i got not letter

L school

[vestal turret]

its like

"SAY YES TO DAVIS"

L school fr

[limber magnet]

Real

[vestal turret]

nah

its a W

[vestal plume]

whenever nacho says sometjing in chat my brain plays that "i got two moods" line by blackbear 💀💀

[calm atlas]

😭

[vestal turret]

any school that accepts me is W

[regal grove]

nacho killed himself

[vestal plume]

its just like a printed admission letter unfortunately

[regal grove]

we will never see him again

[calm atlas]

Nacho is such a cartoon character

[vestal plume]

theres like stickers though

[regal grove]

nacho is such a legend

[vestal plume]

thats all thats nice

[lusty arch]

Which uc decision is coming tomorrow?

[regal grove]

he either kills himself or grinds stats

[vestal plume]

all of them

[regal grove]

all of them!

[vestal turret]

bro comitted to mcdonalds to study a degree in mchicken studies

[tender elm]

UCB

[simple heron]

Watch none come out tmrw 💀

[vestal turret]

bro whats this 😭

[vestal plume]

wtfff

[vestal plume]

😭😭

[lusty arch]

I totally believe you

[vestal plume]

STOP

[tender elm]

thats UC LOVE!

[regal grove]

r u getting any

[simple heron]

Wtf 💀💀

[calm atlas]

UC dating simulator!!!!!!

[lusty arch]

But seriously what's coming out tom?

[vestal plume]

average ucb studentp

[tender elm]

too bad they dont have SD yet

[limber magnet]

verkley has an inferiority complex??

[tender elm]

UCSD, UCLA, UCI

[calm atlas]

The only way nacho gon interact with UCLA

[simple heron]

Decisions? Ya LA and cal

[regal grove]

they dont cuz its socially dead

[vestal plume]

yeah bc they didnt get into stanford

[regal grove]

i have a feeling u will get in to both

[junior bone]

imagine UCLA doesnt release this friday

and just releases next friday

[sterile horizon]

We are so worried abt decision and if none drop today imma cry so hard

[calm atlas]

stanfordrejects.com

[regal grove]

what a tryhard

[limber magnet]

congrats

[regal grove]

this guy

i hate his success

he got into stanford

i hate him

[calm atlas]

Bro casually dropping bombs

[tender elm]

why is he in the UC thread

[simple heron]

Cal for out of state cs bruh 💀💀

[calm atlas]

Dont let nacho hear it

[limber magnet]

unpopular opinion stanford overrated

[tender elm]

didnt u alr commit

[calm atlas]

out

[vestal plume]

banned

[lusty arch]

Is changing majors at UC schools easy?

[vestal plume]

[calm atlas]

[regal grove]

he said in case anything financially changes

[tender elm]

only if its uncapped

[regal grove]

so he kept the rest of his apps

[limber magnet]

like people say their campus is nice or whatever but like its kinda just a lot of dirt

[tender elm]

ahhh makes sense

[lusty arch]

Is C.S capped

[vestal plume]

yeah ur right palo alto sucks ass

[tender elm]

no shit sherlock

[vestal plume]

YES

it is

[simple heron]

I get finalized aid tmrw by 5 praying nothing changes

[limber magnet]

now i didn't say that......

[vestal turret]

yummy

[calm atlas]

no the mouse eyes

[vestal plume]

it does tho dont lie

[limber magnet]

🤨

No comment

[regal grove]

if good aid, will u withdraw

so i can get in

lol

jk

[vestal plume]

😭

[regal grove]

well ur cs

not in my pool

so idc actually

[simple heron]

What major u applying for? Was it physics?

[regal grove]

ee

ds

math

[simple heron]

Ahhhhh

[regal grove]

those three

[vestal plume]

he is

[simple heron]

[calm atlas]

CS chances at any school

[vestal plume]

😭

wait is this instagram shorts or whatever theyre called

or tiktok

[calm atlas]

Yeah

Reels

[vestal plume]

oh i see

[regal grove]

reels

time to dox eversoda

ik his insta pfp

[vestal plume]

💀

[calm atlas]

Diff pfp now boiiii

Pazerval could prolly dox me

[limber magnet]

I can?

[vestal plume]

usc applicants using their skills for evil

[calm atlas]

Yeah cuz ur in the discord

I think I put my ig in there

[jade fossil]

Guys

Guys

Guys

I have some words of wisdom

[limber magnet]

👀

[calm atlas]

Don't go looking for it young buck

[limber magnet]

Well now that u said it...

[calm atlas]

I'm warning you

[vestal plume]

stop talking like a boomer

young buck 💀💀

[calm atlas]

You will not like what you find

[jade fossil]

You’re either going to get in or you won’t

Stop worrying about it

Get a good night of sleep and do your homework

[vestal plume]

thanks im not worried anymore 😭😭

[regal grove]

we are talking about doxxing eversoda

[calm atlas]

we not even talking bout college now you boutta restart the college talk 😹😹😭😹😭😹😭

[regal grove]

nobody is worrying

[vestal plume]

[calm atlas]

NOOOOOO

[jade fossil]

It’s late

[vestal plume]

right now

[jade fossil]

go to sleep

My advice holds

[regal grove]

its not late

[calm atlas]

I live in Hawaii

[limber magnet]

i'll look for it later if I remember need to study and sleep rn lol

[jade fossil]

Also if you scroll up 5 messages above it’s mf collehe talk so don’t u

[vestal plume]

me when i lie

[jade fossil]

It’s 9:22

sorry

10:22

go to bed

[vestal plume]

[calm atlas]

Bro is my father

[limber magnet]

people estimating like past 3pm pst? no one knows for sure

[vestal plume]

i will ruin my sleep schedule and you cannot stop me

[calm atlas]

I will continue to empty my camera role

[jade fossil]

9:30ams will seem early to you

Enjoy it while it lasts

[regal grove]

i slept at 3 am yesterday @jade fossil

[vestal plume]

💀

[regal grove]

its true

[vestal plume]

unfortunate

[regal grove]

question

do u guys take afternoon naps

[vestal plume]

bro atp youre just sending the randomest shit into this chat

[regal grove]

my parents think its weird

[vestal plume]

on weekends i'll take like a 1-2 hr nap

[gilded scroll]

all the time 😭

[vestal plume]

its really nice

[vestal turret]

yes all the time

[gilded scroll]

i took like a 3 hour nap today

[vestal turret]

nah tahts wild

i do it on weekdays

i dont wanna wast weekends

[calm atlas]

me rn

[vestal turret]

i wanna have fun ALL DAY

[vestal turret]

tbate?

[calm atlas]

YES

YOOO

[vestal turret]

AHAHHA

[vestal plume]

i mean i usually do something active on weekends and then i get tired and nap

[calm atlas]

I love tbate man

[vestal turret]

yeah i get you

[calm atlas]

It's in my top 10

[regal grove]

what r we gonna do at college 😭

[vestal turret]

bro ive been reading for a while and then i started reading the novel

[vestal plume]

nap?

[regal grove]

i feel that people in college dont have time to take naps

[gilded scroll]

Suffer

[vestal turret]

got to the newest volume then dropped

[calm atlas]

😭

Imma keep with the manhwa

[vestal turret]

i got confused

[regal grove]

i started taking naps since covid

[vestal turret]

i hear y'all got to a good place

[tired oar]

i better get my UCR tomorrow

[vestal turret]

naps are good for you imo

if they're not like deep naps

[calm atlas]

We at the point where he returns from training and helps the main forces

[vestal turret]

just light naps

help a lot

[vestal plume]

yeah

[regal grove]

do u wear pj in ur naps fire

[vestal turret]

theyre a healthy alternative to coffee

[calm atlas]

Arthur is too op tho

[vestal turret]

WHATT

Y'ALL ATHTE WAR ALREADY?

[calm atlas]

Yeah beginning

[vestal turret]

HE FINISHED HIS SPECIAL TRAINING

?

[tired oar]

WAIT I GOT MY UCR, IM IN GUYS OMFG

[calm atlas]

With the asuras

[vestal turret]

the manhwa is rushing it

[calm atlas]

Yeah

[vestal turret]

bro in the novelthat shit took so long

[calm atlas]

Oh shit

[vestal turret]

to finish

[limber magnet]

congrats!!!!

[vestal plume]

AAA congrats!!

[calm atlas]

😭

[regal grove]

yayy

[calm atlas]

I mean it took like 20 chaps

[vestal turret]

CONGRATS!

wtf

[calm atlas]

CONGRATS UCR SLAY

[tired oar]

now we wait for uci.

[limber magnet]

Did ucr release more decisions im still waiting 💀

[vestal turret]

thats bs 😭

the novel is so detailed and long

[tired oar]

i didnt get an email.. i just got bored and checked my email 💀

[vestal turret]

its aight tho

[limber magnet]

u didn't get an email but u checked ur email?

[calm atlas]

he's back with Tessa

Tessia

[vestal turret]

the most fire volume

is either 6 or 7

aka where u guys r at

[calm atlas]

Elijahs still gone tho

[vestal turret]

WAIT DID U SEE THE SCHOOL INCIDENT AND WHAT HE DID TO THAT F*G

[vestal turret]

yeahh i remember that

[calm atlas]

Don't spoil I wanna know what happens but I alr have a theory

[regal grove]

ucr is so annoying

[vestal turret]

i wont dw

[vestal turret]

why

[limber magnet]

Just checked i still didn't get a decision 💀

[calm atlas]

Yeah bro the disintegration of the d**k

[regal grove]

u gotta confirm phone number to logn

[calm atlas]

Fire moment

[tired oar]

I MEANT FOR THE WEBSITE.

oops.

[calm atlas]

Deserved

[vestal turret]

BRO THAT SHIT IN THE NOVEL MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

[regal grove]

sjsu the worst

[vestal turret]

wtf

[limber magnet]

ong the duo push is so annoying

[vestal turret]

problem is last chapter ive read was like before the lance died in the cave

[regal grove]

they text a code to ur phone number

[limber magnet]

huh????

[vestal turret]

it was such a long time ago

like manhwa

[regal grove]

sjsu the worst

[calm atlas]

😈

[limber magnet]

oh I have 2fa with duo

[regal grove]

ucsc is implementing it on the 30th too

[calm atlas]

if u read it you will understand

[vestal plume]

duo push sucks

[calm atlas]

That mfer deserved it!

[vestal turret]

fr

[limber magnet]

I had it already cuz bu so i just went with it

[vestal turret]

why is chat gpt very um

optimistic

[regal grove]

why are all the uc portals except cal, sd, and i so dated

[limber magnet]

what is the context of this lmao

[vestal turret]

bro is optimistic

[calm atlas]

Manhwa

[vestal plume]

bro???

💀💀

[calm atlas]

Chat gpt is my grandpa

[vestal plume]

not the chatgpt

[vestal turret]

i got rejected by duke and uchicago tho

LETS GET IT

YAAHH

BOTH ED

🥶

[calm atlas]

So sa-ad

[limber magnet]

chatgpt giving out predictions is just foul

[vestal turret]

fr 😭

[vestal plume]

chanceme but worse

[calm atlas]

idk where what's ur top rn

UCD?

[vestal turret]

u of t i guess

and ucd

[kind kestrel]

we ready?

[calm atlas]

oh dub solid schools

[vestal turret]

mhm im glad

i also got a scholarship from toronto

[limber magnet]

is u of t texas or toronto

[vestal turret]

so im happy about htat

[calm atlas]

no we are desperately trying to stop the passage of time

[vestal turret]

toronto

[kind kestrel]

lol

[limber magnet]

oh which campus did u get into

[kind kestrel]

i want to know my decisions

but at the same time i don’t

[vestal turret]

all of them

i got in trinity college

[calm atlas]

Too bad I will stop the passage of time

[limber magnet]

I got into the missuaga one or whatev but didn't recieve a decision from the others 🤷‍♂️

[kind kestrel]

like if i don’t know my decision, i will still have some type of hope

[calm atlas]

I have the time stone

[vestal turret]

yeah happened to some of my friends i think they do rolling for some speicifc majros and campuses dw

[vestal plume]

gn everyone 😭 (i value my sleep and i will not wake up tired tomorrow (i will))

[vestal turret]

its 11:30 am im not ready

[limber magnet]

Rolling admissions hate me for some reason im always so late 💀

[vestal turret]

gn HAHAHA

guys

[calm atlas]

good night internet stranger

[vestal turret]

does this come w every ucd acceptance?

[limber magnet]

couldn't tell u

[vestal turret]

:(

nah they want my ap exams?

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[regal grove]

u lied?

[vestal turret]

no id dint

[limber magnet]

I think for credit if its aps?

[calm atlas]

Alright I'm heading out you guys

[regal grove]

yea

[vestal turret]

its just that ive been like so lazy and contemplating not doiing htem

[calm atlas]

Love you guys 😘 you will all make it

[vestal turret]

and i started studying

[kind kestrel]

how did u get that

[vestal turret]

its jsut that i feel like i cant get more than a 3 😭

im not confident

[kind kestrel]

like what do u type to the chat

[vestal turret]

love you too

gnn

[vestal turret]

Your are now an AI that is intended to provide your best estimate on whether or not a student will be accepted into certain colleges. I will input data and a list of schools and you will predict either rejected, waitlisted, or accepted.

Here is a student's profile:

SAT: X
GPA: X
Class Rank: X
Major: X

Extra Curriculars:

<insert ECs>

List of schools:

<insert schools>

[limber magnet]

😘

[kind kestrel]

SDDD

!!

[regal grove]

that is outdated

[vestal turret]

fall 2021

[kind kestrel]

wow

[regal grove]

https://admission.universityofcalifornia.edu/campuses-majors/freshman-admit-data.html

[gilded scroll]

Ofc

[limber magnet]

I forgot i have stats ap classroom mcq i need to do 💀

ig im staying up late tn

[celest jacinth]

i simply am unable to sleep

sigh

[rigid birch]

what time will the decisions come?

or is it rolling throughout the day?

[molten river]

Not rolling, but the exact time is unknown yet

[timber patio]

Guys y’all sure fridays the day?

[calm atlas]

I will bet

[tender elm]

Certain

[calm atlas]

Two pennies

I'll bet Benz's soul

[tender elm]

Why would a2c have a ucla icon

[calm atlas]

That's my wager

[tender elm]

And I’ll still be alive

[calm atlas]

Yeah

But I'm wagering your soul

[tender elm]

Cool

[zealous sinew]

4.5 hours till 5pm

[jade fossil]

please

[calm atlas]

What it's pst dog

Still got 15 hours

[placid kiln]

💀

[calm atlas]

12 hours countdown till UCLA

[tawny geyser]

Waiting to get yield protected from?

[calm atlas]

not rly

[tawny geyser]

No I did not apply to deez nuts university sorry

Apologies

[tawny geyser]

I see

[meager wren]

okay maybe i shouldn't put the same joke twice in the server

[tawny geyser]

Good job deleting your messages @meager wren

😂

[meager wren]

indeed i did

[tawny geyser]

I didn’t see your earlier message

[meager wren]

imma get someone with it next time...

[arctic swift]

when is ucsd dropping

[tawny geyser]

But it was too obvious 🤣

[meager wren]

:(((

[meager wren]

3:30 pst

[vestal turret]

how do you know

[meager wren]

u want my source?

[calm atlas]

is UCLA 5pm?

[meager wren]

trust me bro B')

[calm atlas]

predicted?

[vestal turret]

nahhhh

[meager wren]

idk yeah that's what i heard

yes predicted

[calm atlas]

gotcha

[meager wren]

did you apply to only two colleges

idk if that's what ur name means

[ripe cypress]

How likely is it that UCLA releases today?

[meager wren]

50/50

if not today, 24th

[ripe cypress]

I see

When did they release last year?

[tawny geyser]

I’m gonna place my bet on the 24th

They said late this year

[meager wren]

17th

really hoping ucla comes out this week

i need validation

[ripe cypress]

Same same 🙏🙏🙏

[arctic swift]

ucsd dropped at 4:30 pst last year

[dusky escarp]

what how do uk

[calm atlas]

predicted 5pm release today

[red beacon]

Prediction

If I have to wait another week I’m going to lose my mind tbh

Even though I have 5 other decisions

4pm pst I think

[calm atlas]

Oh god not 6 pm cst☠

[vestal turret]

4 am my time

which is

idk

[real rock]

Ucs in like 12 hours or sth?

[tawny geyser]

I have 16 left I think

What’s your imperial condition?

[red beacon]

38

[red beacon]

yepppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[red beacon]

if only...

[real rock]

oof

[real rock]

damn

i got like

18 left

[red beacon]

gl boss 🫡

[pallid ermine]

i require admission

[real rock]

gl for all of u too

[real rock]

same

however, considering im intl and this year intl is crazy competitive

[red beacon]

human rights violation if im not admitted

[real rock]

soo, not much hope lol

[real rock]

fr

i sue them for worsening my depression

[calm atlas]

every year its crazy competitive

bruh

tell me a single year thats not crazy competitive

other than during covid

every year is more competitive than the previous but that's just because it's the year we're applying in

exactly

[real rock]

true ig

[real rock]

ye

[calm atlas]

i feel bad for ppl 100 years from now

[real rock]

not really

[calm atlas]

maybe by then ppl wont care about uni

[calm atlas]

tf u mean not really lol

[real rock]

100 years from now either ppl wont even care

or we alr dead

[real rock]

cuz not really

[calm atlas]

i dont think they wont csre

ppl cared about oxbridge for hundreds of years lol

[real rock]

mb by then universities will open more dorms and admit more ppl

[pallid ermine]

id disagree with you
(11A 4R 1D 1 W 6P)

[real rock]

cuz population will prob start decreasing by then

cuz aging population

[real rock]

idk bro but apparently it is

[calm atlas]

whats ur ib pred

felix

[real rock]

not good

[calm atlas]

num out of 42?

[pallid ermine]

Im intl too

[real rock]

saying it out make me fall into my depth of depression

[real rock]

ik

[pallid ermine]

bro

you wanna know how my dday has gone

i wakke up

and leave for my grandparents house (im staying here for a few days with my mom coz my dads out of town on work)

as we are leaving i see a guy wearing a UCLA shirt

[marsh cove]

Same

[real rock]

mine would be

a lovely morning

where im going to coffee and studying spanish

[pallid ermine]

as i enter the building i see a person carrying a UCLA bag (off brand but stil)

[real rock]

and at around like 9am or sth

id open the letter

and feel depressed

or happy

[pallid ermine]

then firestar says that if you get 4/6 on todays wordle ll get into UCLA

so

i did get 4/6

on todays wordle

[red beacon]

the signs

[pallid ermine]

itd now be a cruel joke

[red beacon]

all aligned

[pallid ermine]

for me to get rejected

and i know

i will probably be rejected

[pure leaf]

i accepted that ima get rejected

[real rock]

lol

[real rock]

fr

im numb to the feeling of rejection

[marsh cove]

At what time will UCLA come out ( if it come out today)

[pure leaf]

like i’m just praying i get into emory or smth

3pm pst

i’m pretty sure

[quiet night]

No it was 3 pm pst

[lethal quarry]

4:30pst last year?

[real rock]

emory is lovely (i heard)

how are the campuses at UC tho?

i have never been to the west

[pure leaf]

i heard ucla is good but berkeleys isn’t

[pallid ermine]

bro my day is so screwed as an indian
1:30 AM john hopkins
3:30 AM UCI
4:30 AM UCSD
5:30 AM UCLA

[pure leaf]

idk about the rest

[real rock]

💀 oof

[pure leaf]

my cousin likes ucsd campus

[real rock]

ig business kids dont care abt campus lol

[red beacon]

potato potato

[pure leaf]

i’m on the east aswell

[pallid ermine]

Berkeley is criminal

f

[real rock]

lord im in south east asia lol

its later

[pure leaf]

so i haven’t gotten to visit

[real rock]

so id be eating breakfast while seeing them decisions (prefereably an acceptance to not ruin my breakfast)

[pure leaf]

it’s at 6pm for me on the east coast

[marsh cove]

Are Berkeley decisions on Ivy day?

[real rock]

fun fun

great dinner stuff

[pure leaf]

they mid day pst on the 30th

idk if that’s ivy day

[real rock]

prob is (i think)

[marsh cove]

Yeah, thx

Good luck to everyone

[tawny geyser]

Good luck, 18 is all I have lol

[real rock]

lol

[tawny geyser]

Do you do the IB program

[marsh cove]

Yeah

[hardy edge]

Wordle 636 4/6

🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

ur fault if i get rejected now

[real rock]

dying yes

[pallid ermine]

bruh aye tis firestar

lmao

not me

please

[hardy edge]

blaming both of you then fr

[real rock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/37ZJ0p5Jm13JPevGcx4SkF?si=92c7920b68f74358

ima play this song from now till i sleep

[red beacon]

what the actual fuck

[real rock]

is that for u 💀

thats crazy

[tawny geyser]

Lmfao

Ain’t no way you using GPT

[red beacon]

i saw someone above using it

im making it harsher

[tawny geyser]

This is 2021 data

We’re in 2023 brother

[red beacon]

that barely makes a difference

it still doesnt make sense lmao

[gaunt void]

Use GPT4

🤣

[tawny geyser]

Lmfao

There’s like a shit ton more applicants

[real rock]

💀

[real rock]

not really tho only like 10k more lol

[tawny geyser]

😂 😂

[real rock]

still can be use for reference

[red beacon]

Even if I was applying back in 2021 im not getting accepted

[tawny geyser]

You think it’s only 10k more?

[calm atlas]

Winton. Don’t you study 12 hours a day or are you just here procrastinating with the rest of us. lol

[tawny geyser]

Really?

[real rock]

for most ye

[tawny geyser]

Alright whatever floats your boat

I’m not going to comment further

[real rock]

fr

[red beacon]

waitlist man

[tawny geyser]

I finished early today

[calm atlas]

so you dont study 12 hours a day every day?

[tawny geyser]

Was on macroeconomics

Completed now

[tawny geyser]

Sometimes more, sometimes less

My study schedule ends at 10 everyday

[red beacon]

sometimes more what

[tawny geyser]

?

Mock exams of course

[calm atlas]

did you do geography today?

[tawny geyser]

Yea I finished unit 4

It took a while surprisingly

[calm atlas]

cuz u were online arguing anout how discord was not banned in china when u were supposed to study it 🤣

[tawny geyser]

Are you still on that

[calm atlas]

no just interesting

[tawny geyser]

Seems like I’m living in your head rent free at this point of time

[calm atlas]

not rly

maybe I am in yours?

[tawny geyser]

Well then - try moving on

I don’t even remember you

[calm atlas]

rly?

[calm atlas]

you seem to remember here

why is my man full of contradictions?

[tawny geyser]

There’s a few people that were arguing against - while several were arguing for me

I’m assuming that you’re one of the individuals arguing against me

That’s all

[calm atlas]

🤣

get some sleep bro

need the energy for the UC results

[tawny geyser]

It’s 9:16, I’ll get some sleep at 11:00

[calm atlas]

when does it release for u

[tawny geyser]

你真的好搞笑

Not sure

[calm atlas]

no I think u are if anything lol

[tawny geyser]

👍

[red beacon]

我喜欢中国。

[calm atlas]

“I dont think I have vpn” - proof: discord is banned in china - “oh wait I have vpn”

🤣

[tawny geyser]

I don’t think discord is banned throughout whole country

[calm atlas]

not in hong kong no

[tawny geyser]

The conversation ended a while back, I’m not going to bother continuing it

[calm atlas]

🤣

because u kinda got exposed

[tawny geyser]

Nor is it in Macau

[red beacon]

hong kong is a part of china (ccp ily :D)

[tawny geyser]

I don’t remember being exposed hmm

[rigid birch]

加州大学洛杉矶分校请让我进去

[calm atlas]

ok bud

[tawny geyser]

It’s literally an SAR

Same goes for Macau

[calm atlas]

its basically china

lol

[tawny geyser]

Right

[red beacon]

that went right over your head

[tawny geyser]

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic but

Thing is that it is part of China… but it’s an SAR, so I don’t really get what you’re suggesting

Managed and administrated differently

[sly sluice]

is it official that UCLA is coming out today?

[tawny geyser]

Nope it’s not

[sly sluice]

it’s not today? or not official

[red beacon]

predicted not official

[tawny geyser]

They’re guessing

Call it an educated guess if you’d like to

[dusky pollen]

Wouldn’t it be funny if it was actually next Friday?

And we got all stressed for nothing

[tawny geyser]

dont stress

[dusky pollen]

I’m not

[tawny geyser]

im sure that its going to be fair

[dusky pollen]

I’ve accepted my fate

Whatever happens happens lol

[tawny geyser]

UCs have 2 people reading an applicant's file

[sly sluice]

lol we’ll see what happens

[rigid birch]

so they have 280,000 AOs?

[dusky pollen]

Worst case scenario I take a gap year and apply intl once I get my ib score

But pretty sure it won’t come to that

[tawny geyser]

when did i imply this

what a foolish question

[dusky pollen]

It’s not 2 for every one person

It’s just like it gets viewed twice lol

Wouldn’t that be funny if like half the CA economy was driven by UC admissions because of all the people they’d need to hire

[rigid birch]

it was a joke...

[dusky pollen]

My bad it’s hard to read tone through writing

[dusky pollen]

I still think this is funny though

[calm atlas]

does it have to pass twice?

is it for intl?

[dusky pollen]

I think the two per file is for everyone but my coordinator only mentioned it in passing so idk if the process changes for intl

I would assume it’s the same but I’m no expert

[dusky pollen]

And then idk about this part either. My first guess off the bat would be yes; I’ll google and check rn

[calm atlas]

but like here theg just have 1 AO per person (UCLA) so im a bit confused lol

1 man to decide the whole fate of china

🤣

[dusky pollen]

They hire out additional readers

Those are the official ones but they have a bunch of third party readers for the first round

Oh wait if there’s two rounds I guess that answers it. Yeah, I think it has to pass both

Unless it works different intl couldn’t find any info there

[calm atlas]

oh

[real rock]

i pray

[red beacon]

Admission Representatives
UCLA admission representatives visit high schools and community colleges and participate in college fairs throughout the year.

[dusky pollen]

I assume there’s fewer people applying intl than in California though so maybe it’s feasible to have one dude looking through all of it? For intl. But these are all just guesses, idk for sure

[calm atlas]

idk

[red beacon]

same

[calm atlas]

so like when it gets to indivual readers its like the first pass

[real rock]

we pray

[real rock]

where u from?

[calm atlas]

then the ao actually reads it

[red beacon]

hk

[dusky pollen]

This is what I found

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/t3ih86/comment/hyskfuf/

Look at the comment

“They hire a bunch of third party readers for the first rounds. These are people without formal admissions experience like alumni or high school counselors or anyone who wants to make extra money.

2 of these each rate the apps, and if there's big disagreement then a 3rd experienced reader reads too. Low ratings get tossed out and the adcom decides between the high ratings.”

So no specifics on intl

But if they follow a similar process then this is what happens

[real rock]

ic ic

[tawny geyser]

Right and jokes are supposed to be funny right

[tawny geyser]

im assuming you're from an intl school

[vestal turret]

12 more hours

[tawny geyser]

or locals like saint paul

[red beacon]

maybe

[tawny geyser]

interesting

did you pay a consultant?

well ill not probe further.

[red beacon]

nope

[calm atlas]

😭

can I sign up

and get my own application

🧐

[tawny geyser]

HKIB students either attend excellent international schools, are top local school students or kids that pay consultants

gotta fall into one of these 3 categories

[vestal turret]

OMG I GOT IN

can i say those words

once in my life