ALL UC MEGATHREAD 🐻🐮🐴🐻🐱🐶🔱🤠🐌 (2022-2023)

[snow creek]

fuck

😭

[frank ridge]

Huh?

[lusty igloo]

only irvine and SD admit by university

[vestal plume]

aint no way

[snow creek]

crap

[frank ridge]

UCs definitely look at major when admitting

[calm atlas]

[lusty igloo]

my bad

[calm atlas]

Guys stop the college talk.

[rotund socket]

Nah I heard ucla college

[snow creek]

😭 i hope they do

[frank ridge]

How else are ARs lower in higher demand majors

[lusty igloo]

I MEANT UNVIERSITY

[vestal plume]

[lusty igloo]

THEN MAJOR

[snow creek]

bc my ecs r related to my major

😭

kinda

[calm atlas]

We need to talk about the issues affecting our society.

[rotund socket]

UCSD PLS ACCEPT NE

[vestal plume]

no we dont

[snow creek]

and essays

[vestal plume]

EHEfp

[frank ridge]

they absolutely consider it lol.

[limber magnet]

K

[lusty igloo]

UCSD and UCI admit to the university then to the college. So you can get in undeclared

[frank ridge]

No way anyone gets into EECS without awesome CS ecs

[snow creek]

i hope so

[calm atlas]

[dusky pollen]

not me with a humanities spike applying for stem lmao

[snow creek]

i dont have a super high gpa tho

[rotund socket]

UCSD, NECESITO ASISTIR SU UNIVERSIDAD

[calm atlas]

why is this emoji so funny

[snow creek]

bc i didnt take a lot of ap classes

[vestal plume]

unless you mean like we need to live on a farm then no we don't need to discuss it

[snow creek]

i took like 6

[tender elm]

God step in

[snow creek]

😭

[vestal plume]

its really cute

[dusky pollen]

i want to live on a farm

[whole musk]

someof the majors i applied to don't have much to do with my ECs 💀

[calm atlas]

Who tryna live on my farm after 60 yrs

[vestal plume]

[calm atlas]

Kansas

[frank ridge]

They weigh everything relative to your school's average

[dusky pollen]

i want to quit my job and move to my grandpa's farm that he left me

[snow creek]

idk what my schools average is

[dusky pollen]

in this nice little valley

[snow creek]

ik there r ppl who r way more cracked than me

[rotund socket]

I HAVE OND MAJOR RELATED EX

[calm atlas]

A2c reunion in 2060 ?

[snow creek]

😭

[obtuse flax]

UCI comes out during school brahhh

[snow creek]

LMFAOOO

[rotund socket]

I'm so fucked

[snow creek]

but

#itllbeok

[frank ridge]

Your school's average, not it's high lol

[whole musk]

when does your school end

lmao

[rotund socket]

I DID summer courses for coding

[calm atlas]

a Stardew valley?

[obtuse flax]

3:49

[rotund socket]

But I couldn't remember when I took it

[snow creek]

okok phew

[obtuse flax]

3:40*

[rotund socket]

Like what summer

[whole musk]

oof

[snow creek]

anyways

[rotund socket]

So I didn't report it

[snow creek]

if yall dont get in

[calm atlas]

how do yk

[snow creek]

youll get into UCBS

[dusky pollen]

you get it 💛

[calm atlas]

nacho.

[snow creek]

🙏

[dusky pollen]

what is bs

[snow creek]

UCBS HAS A PLACE FOR EVERYONE

[calm atlas]

You need to calm down

[obtuse flax]

cause it comes out 3pm pst

[dusky pollen]

ball state>

[snow creek]

its a new uc

[calm atlas]

its confirmed??

[snow creek]

its called uc ball state

[frank ridge]

UCH already released lol

[whole musk]

doesn't irvine have different release times for admitted vs wl/rejected

[tender elm]

NEW ICON LIVE

[whole musk]

💀

[calm atlas]

UC Harvard

[snow creek]

whats uch

[obtuse flax]

i thought that’s what everyone has said it was

[frank ridge]

UC Hicago

[obtuse flax]

i don’t think they ever confirmed it

[snow creek]

UC BALL STAE

[tender elm]

Anyone else

[calm atlas]

I applied to ball state

[tender elm]

See the new icon

[calm atlas]

For the memes

[snow creek]

DID U FR

[tender elm]

Did u acc

[snow creek]

LOL

HELP

[calm atlas]

Yeah

[dusky pollen]

how much was the app fee

[rotund socket]

💀 🔫 💀 🔫 💀 🔫 💀 🔫 💀 🔫 💀 🔫 💀 🔫 💀 🔫

[snow creek]

i wanted to but i had no letters of rec

cuz like

ucs dont need it

[obtuse flax]

why is UCI not in the icon lol

[vestal plume]

noooo

[dusky pollen]

uc invisible

[tender elm]

No room

[calm atlas]

60

[vestal plume]

[tender elm]

Dw

[calm atlas]

It's my Ed school guys

[gaunt oasis]

is uc ball state code for santa barbara or something 😭 i’m so confused

[dusky pollen]

they're there, you just can't see them

[obtuse flax]

it could have been there instead of the yield protection😭😭😭😭

[vestal plume]

crying

[rotund socket]

LMAO THEY PUT YIELD PROTECTION IN THE ICON

[tender elm]

Lmao

[vestal plume]

☠️

[tender elm]

It’s fine

[snow creek]

uc bs soon

[calm atlas]

UC bull shit

[obtuse flax]

imagine UCLA isn’t even tom

[calm atlas]

Describes the whole UC system

[obtuse flax]

and we all get trolled

[rotund socket]

If I don't get in

[rotund socket]

I'm going to hogwarts

[calm atlas]

If ucla isn't tomorrow nacho will disappear

Vanished. Into atoms.

[dusky pollen]

i need an acceptance tomorrow please

[spark holly]

yield protection > uci 🫢

[dusky pollen]

my self confidence needs it

it's essential

[frank ridge]

Is the icon subliminally telling us that ppl who get "yield protected" from UCLA go to UCSD 💀

[rotund socket]

I literally faked taking a dump at work to check my notre dame decision

[quick sierra]

i have been summoned

[calm atlas]

I need 5/5 to continue living

[dusky pollen]

to my maslow's hierarchy of needs

[rotund socket]

I need ucsd at least

[snow creek]

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[calm atlas]

There is no other possibility

[rotund socket]

Or purdue

[calm atlas]

The truth

[dusky pollen]

guaranteed acceptance to uci

[quick sierra]

🙂

[dusky pollen]

okay i have hw due in an hour

gl everyone

[limber magnet]

Bro what

[dusky pollen]

goodbye

[spark holly]

“subliminally”

[rotund socket]

Brb

[limber magnet]

Me with 2 tests tmr

[obtuse flax]

is purdue tom???

[calm atlas]

Jamba juice got this dude slaving

[dusky pollen]

SAME

[limber magnet]

People r saying it is

[regal grove]

me with 3 decisions tomorrow

[obtuse flax]

why do sm colleges not confirm when their shit comes out

so stupid

[calm atlas]

5 👹

6 within a 24 hr period

[regal grove]

what are the other 2

[vestal plume]

to tease u

[snow creek]

does anyone know the times that they release tmr

[calm atlas]

Swarth and jhu

[vestal plume]

id cry

[calm atlas]

Case on Saturday

[limber magnet]

Wtf is the server icon

[regal grove]

ooo gl

[obtuse flax]

reportedly 3,4,5 pst

[vestal plume]

LMAO

[limber magnet]

Not the yield protection 😭💀

[calm atlas]

Yeah I will go 5/5 otherwise society has failed me

[vestal plume]

good luck on ur non ucs eversoda 🤩

[calm atlas]

Thank you

[vestal plume]

if you go 5/5 touch grass

[regal grove]

cwru is so 🤡

[limber magnet]

Why

[calm atlas]

If I go 5/5 I will eat a stick of deodorant

[vestal plume]

💀

[regal grove]

yield protect, in ohio, and spamming emails

[tender elm]

ucla and ucsd

duh

[calm atlas]

The gel deodorant

[snow creek]

can we make the leprechaun in the banner an ant eater

[tender elm]

no

[limber magnet]

They were the first school that accepted me so I 😘

[tender elm]

idk

[calm atlas]

hi pazerval

How r u holding up

[tender elm]

there were like 15 other schools dropping today too

[regal grove]

did u show interest

[tender elm]

took a shortcut

saint patty

[limber magnet]

Did an interview

[vestal plume]

he maxed out interest

[limber magnet]

Uhhh aboutta fail my bc and stats test tmr

[spark holly]

how do ppl get yield protected from ucla 😭

[vestal plume]

a joke

[limber magnet]

They don’t

[calm atlas]

Bc and stats is crazy

[obtuse flax]

tom is our schools senior ditch day

💀

[calm atlas]

I got stats test tmrw too

Small world

It's on chi square

[regal grove]

stats quiz on monday

[limber magnet]

My teachers love putting their tests on the same fricking day

[vestal plume]

same

[limber magnet]

So I haven’t studied for most stats tests this year

[stiff scaffold]

Omg we just did that lesson today 🤣

[limber magnet]

Cuz bc is so much worse

[obtuse flax]

we have a take home test on chi squared 💀

[dusky pollen]

Omg are you also double stats and bc???

I did that last year

[vestal plume]

wtf me too

[obtuse flax]

last year??

[dusky pollen]

Such an unfun combo

[limber magnet]

Yea I mean that is not super uncommon?

[stiff scaffold]

Gl!

[vestal plume]

last year too

[hybrid sky]

Chi squared goodness of fit test 😍

[vestal plume]

actually it wasnt bad

[dusky pollen]

It is at my school

[vestal plume]

ap euro by itself was worse

[dusky pollen]

I was the only one

[vestal plume]

same!

[limber magnet]

Tbh doubling sciences was worse thst doubling math imo

[calm atlas]

I did bc last year

Lowkey I'm a math goblin

[valid dove]

is it true that davis acceptance means lesser chance of getting into a more competitive uc?

[dusky pollen]

My teachers loved making all the math tests the same day

[vestal plume]

i did double math double sci last year

[kindred crystal]

does ucla come out today

[dusky pollen]

I would have back to back stats bc tests 😍

[obtuse flax]

why would that be true

[whole musk]

no

[stiff scaffold]

We are forgetting UCI in the server profile LOL

[calm atlas]

I finished undergrad lower div math 💀

[limber magnet]

Did ap Chem and our schools physics honors course junior year and it was miserable

[snow creek]

no

[obtuse flax]

ap physics C is miserable

paired w BC

[limber magnet]

Yea I’m in it rn

[calm atlas]

But I make up for it for not being able to English

[valid dove]

not sure i just saw people talk about it and now i am worried

[pallid ermine]

i want UCLA UCSD AND UCB CARNALLY

[obtuse flax]

def not true

[vestal plume]

its just people who are worried about their davis waitlist or rejection

don't think too much about it

[valid dove]

idk they kept mentioning how they had really high gpas and were really qualified so i got worried

[pallid ermine]

that davis waitlist ruined my self confidence

f

[pallid ermine]

no f

means nothing

[gaunt void]

Even I’m there for that horrendous combo; u got any resources to study from: my school doesn’t offer APs, so I’ll have to self study

[vestal plume]

lots of people who got into davis also had high gpa/stats

[pallid ermine]

UCs are independent

[limber magnet]

Me too but I’m already chilling so I’m not too stressed

[limber magnet]

What subje t

[kindred crystal]

is it ucsd and ucla that come out today

[valid dove]

Alright, thank you

[vestal plume]

yes 😭😭😭

[valid dove]

Both

[pallid ermine]

i got purdue too so im chilling too but still an top UC woul be nice

[kindred crystal]

dear god

[dusky pollen]

Coping with my rejections by telling myself it’s bc I didn’t take physics and applied to heavy stem schools. UCs probably don’t care though!!

[pallid ermine]

and irvine

[vestal plume]

and uci

[gaunt void]

Phy C E&M and Calc BC

[calm atlas]

Berkeley

[kindred crystal]

and IRVINE?

[dusky pollen]

Wait wtf why am I back here on discord I have hw

[kindred crystal]

WHAT

[pallid ermine]

yes

[vestal plume]

omg wtf its so late go do it

[pallid ermine]

lmao

[calm atlas]

Berkeley

[kindred crystal]

4 coming out today L 😭

wait no way

so 4 ucs out today?

[obtuse flax]

i need to find some resources quick cause AP test is in like 1.5 months 😀😀 i have not yet started studying

[snow creek]

ball state or purdue

pick

[vestal plume]

no he's just playing 💀💀

[calm atlas]

Berkeley

[dusky pollen]

Thank you 😭 I will return

[vestal plume]

berkeley comes out 30th

[kindred crystal]

im getting trolled to infinity

[pallid ermine]

UCLA UCSD UCI and Johns Hopkins

[dusky pollen]

Bio 😭

[snow creek]

ball state or purdue

[gaunt void]

Same

[kindred crystal]

yeah i applied all 4 L

[pallid ermine]

you arent

[calm atlas]

Berkeley

[pallid ermine]

f

[kindred crystal]

we'll see how it goes

[valid dove]

Good luck to everybody for tomorrow!

[vestal plume]

yeah (or today)

[obtuse flax]

r u taking mechanics ??

[limber magnet]

https://sites.google.com/view/ap-physics-lectures-virens-vid/home

• flipping physics dude

[pallid ermine]

WAIT WHOCH TIMEZONE ARE YOU IN IM INDIAN SO FOR ME ITS TONIGHT BUT IDK ABT YOU

F

[vestal plume]

true!

[calm atlas]

facts!

[gaunt void]

I’m taking E&M rip

[vestal plume]

not everything is about impressing ur parent's college friends wechat

[obtuse flax]

oh dayum

[gaunt void]

Thankss man

[calm atlas]

On god

The Asian mamas

[obtuse flax]

💀💀💀

[limber magnet]

I'll dm u my school's bc textbook

[spark holly]

thank you 🙏

[kindred crystal]

difficulty wise how does usc compare to ucsd/ucla/uci

[calm atlas]

the my friend's son went to Cornell why u suck at math

[kindred crystal]

to get into

[vestal plume]

2 mins after i got accepted to uw seattle my dad already spilled to the family wechat like bruh give me PEACE

[vestal plume]

oh no

[calm atlas]

Thank God my parents arent like that

[gaunt void]

Sure

[calm atlas]

but they still on the wechats they just don't talk 💀

Enablers

[vestal plume]

my parents are usually chill my dad just gets rlly excited

[tawny geyser]

UCB had an interview but I just didn’t do it lol

[calm atlas]

Excitement is fine

[vestal plume]

he always asks to see my acceptance letters and confetti 😭

[calm atlas]

but da flexing on behalf of ur child 💀

The DD posts on college confidential 💀

[vestal plume]

or like when i submitted apps i'd go to my mom so she could watch the confetti

[vestal plume]

NOOOO

[calm atlas]

that's wholesome

I showed my parents the confetti too

[vestal plume]

sometimes the parents act like its their application on cc

[calm atlas]

On god

[limber magnet]

also for physics:
Mechanics: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5XIG0YDZkihIHDdCw2Mu-t95byEz9T6V
E&M: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5XIG0YDZkigB5Y46HzJ57HoQu9mB9Cmr

[calm atlas]

So many DDS

[vestal plume]

im too scared whats a DDs

[calm atlas]

I was today years old when I found out dd stands for dear daughter 💀

[vestal plume]

or like a DS

OH

[calm atlas]

da boomer speak

[vestal plume]

"dear" sounds kinda weird

[calm atlas]

yeah

but that's what my mom says

[vestal plume]

but maybe its just like boomers

[calm atlas]

And she's a PhD on college confidential

[vestal plume]

yk when they do .......thanks its so scary

[spark holly]

that has to be cap

[calm atlas]

it is what else would it be

Dominant daughter

Destructive daughter

[vestal plume]

recessive son

[gaunt void]

Greatful to u 🥹

[calm atlas]

Delirious daughter

Delightful daughter

Disgusting daughter

[vestal plume]

detrimental daughter

[obtuse flax]

due diligence

[spark holly]

idk addressing someone as daughter in gen feels odd 😭😭

[whole musk]

diligent daughter

[vestal plume]

BRUH

[spark holly]

STOP

[vestal plume]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

that was too far

take it back!

[whole musk]

🙂

[vestal plume]

💀

[cyan jetty]

wait

is it just me

[spark holly]

it’s too late damage has been done

[calm atlas]

What did he say

[obtuse flax]

it’s jus u

[calm atlas]

I tabbed out

[cyan jetty]

or is the application status not showing up on the ucla portal

[calm atlas]

Or maybe I don't want to know

[vestal plume]

d*ferred daughter

[snow creek]

Please do not refer to Berkeley as "UCB."

PSA to UCSD students from the Berkeley community

Recently a meme was shared to our subeddit outlining a dismissive and disrespectful act that, often, many non-Berkeley students are guilty of.

Please do not refer to Berkeley as "UCB." This is not the proper way to refer to the University of California's original and flagship campus. Cal, Berkeley or UC Berkeley are all proper and acceptable ways to say it. UCB, on the other hand, is not.

As the system's most prestigious and respected campus, we feel that it is important to honor and maintain an appropriate level of respect for our university's name. We feel that "UCB" cheapens our brand and doesn't emphasize the incredible prestige associated with Berkeley.

While it may be acceptable to refer to all other UC campuses in initialisms due to their lack of recognition and prestige, this is not acceptable for the flagship and most well-known campus, and we therefore request that you cease using the name "UCB" to refer our school. Thank you.

[calm atlas]

Dog go to sleep

No more college talk. . This is the last warning .

[whole musk]

physics c test tomorrow pog

[obtuse flax]

what’s the topic

[vestal plume]

gl!!

[whole musk]

teacher had to

HAD TO

[whole musk]

thanks 🙏

[obtuse flax]

comp sci test on inheritance and 2D arrays tom

[calm atlas]

got an 84 on optimization test

[rotund socket]

💀 🔫

[calm atlas]

Good job I'm proud of your work

[rotund socket]

ouch

[snow creek]

?

[calm atlas]

well thats some mixed responses

[obtuse flax]

bro said ouch😭😭

[calm atlas]

😭

[vestal plume]

for someone with such a happy pfp you need to embrace the optimism

[whole musk]

💀

[snow creek]

thats not bad....

[obtuse flax]

and then proceeded to flex

💀💀

[rotund socket]

fuck ucs

[regal grove]

this is normal of him

[calm atlas]

Nacho that was an L

[regal grove]

nacho wants to die now

[vestal plume]

i can fix him

[calm atlas]

ohhh i just realized its nacho

Some severe jamba juice energy

[regal grove]

please do

[calm atlas]

didnt recognize that dn

nah he needs to be sent to recalibration

[vestal plume]

what does this mean

[calm atlas]

npcacho

[calm atlas]

I don't know

[vestal plume]

😦

[calm atlas]

I say random things sometimes and hope people will laugh

[regal grove]

hahahaha

[calm atlas]

Thank you birb

[whole musk]

hahaha

[vestal plume]

i thought it was like some cool kid slang i didnt know

hahahaha

[calm atlas]

It is

[vestal plume]

ROFL!!

[rotund socket]

bro im killing myself tmrw

[calm atlas]

Shut up 🤬

[whole musk]

honestly since you said jamba juice

[calm atlas]

we get it

[rotund socket]

i have two tests monday

[calm atlas]

nacho got two moods

[whole musk]

i kinda want to get one after school

[rotund socket]

if i go 0/5 im skipping those tests

[calm atlas]

Talk about stats and 🔫

lmao

[vestal plume]

lowkey same

[calm atlas]

Peanut butter protein

So good for the bulk

[vestal plume]

that sounds good

[calm atlas]

It tastes like shit

[vestal plume]

nvm

😭😭

[calm atlas]

But it's 50g of protein

[vestal plume]

ok well

[calm atlas]

Or 52

[vestal plume]

i can just eat something else with protein that doesn't taste like shit

[calm atlas]

like liver

Liverking

[regal grove]

and his waitlists

[ripe cypress]

Liver king

[vestal plume]

liver is so good but that liverking guy needs therapy i think

[calm atlas]

he just like me fr 😭

and liver is good

I didn't know that

I thought that would taste like shit

[torpid cradle]

Yo ucla uci ucsd coming out tomorrow?

[vestal plume]

it tastes a little bloody

[calm atlas]

But Im a chicken nuggie kid so I don't got taste

[whole musk]

you know what actually tastes like shit

[calm atlas]

Bro was born yesterday 😭

[vestal plume]

but if you larp as a vampire it works out

[calm atlas]

Yes leo

[whole musk]

tbf it's still thursday

[torpid cradle]

Bet

[vestal plume]

the nonchalance

[calm atlas]

No. This is a2c. U must know every detail asap!

Adding catstand after every statement is a power move

[whole musk]

okay

[twin root]

[vestal plume]

[calm atlas]

I will go 5/5 tomorrow

[whole musk]

imma keep my acceptance record

[vestal plume]

same

[regal grove]

soda

[vestal plume]

i need a streak

[regal grove]

u got any rejections yet

[calm atlas]

Tu muh fucking lane! 😹

[ripe cypress]

Guys

It's Friday for me

UCSD has not come out yet 😔

[calm atlas]

Good job archir I am glad you are ahead of us in the passing of time.

[vestal plume]

😦

[calm atlas]

Lowkey it's crazy that time will never stop

That idea is so mind boggling

[vestal plume]

mfw ucsd isnt out yet and it's already 11:22 pm pst on the day before decisions are released

[ripe cypress]

We are but a mere speck in the infinite tapestry of time

[calm atlas]

A week ago I couldn't wait for Friday and know I don't want it to be Friday

[vestal plume]

same

[whole musk]

same lmao

[ripe cypress]

Lol

[calm atlas]

Well said my fellow constituent

[whole musk]

soon it'll be 3/30 💀

[vestal plume]

im gonna not sleep until like 2 and then be so tired tmrw 😭

[twin root]

I want friday done with

[ripe cypress]

🙏 UCSD and UCLA 🙏

[calm atlas]

😭🤬

[ripe cypress]

Pls

Take me in.

[ripe cypress]

😳 ivy day

[whole musk]

LA pleaseeee

[whole musk]

no

Berkeley day

[regal grove]

rejection day

crying day

dying day

[vestal plume]

[regal grove]

no cats

[vestal plume]

[whole musk]

[calm atlas]

shut up.

[regal grove]

🔫

[vestal plume]

also is la jolla pronounced la hoya

[ripe cypress]

No

[vestal turret]

I AM NOT LIKING THIS SERVER ICON

[ripe cypress]

I'll pronounce it like joe-la

[vestal plume]

trying to prepare for my ucsd acceptance by brushing up on the native language

[ripe cypress]

(I'm very racist )

[vestal turret]

ITS TONIGHT

its 10:30 am

[calm atlas]

I am from sd and our language is not anything to be proud of

[vestal plume]

thats unfortunate

[vestal turret]

hablos espagnol?

[ripe cypress]

Sadge

No

[calm atlas]

Un poco

[ripe cypress]

💀 they're gonna use that message in my court hearing 3 years from now

When ive committed a hate crime at Harvard

[vestal turret]

im tryna learn it bro

LIKE

[vestal plume]

u what

[vestal turret]

COMO NO TE VOY A QUERER

[calm atlas]

Why

[vestal turret]

SE FUISTE CAMPEON DE EUROPA UNA Y OTRA VEZ

goes hard

[calm atlas]

Soccer fan

?

[vestal turret]

frfr

yup

[calm atlas]

Soccer mid

Watch a real sport like squash

[ripe cypress]

Soccer 💀 just call it football

[calm atlas]

Or curling

Or darts

[vestal plume]

😭

[vestal turret]

fr

[vestal plume]

or underwater hockey

[vestal turret]

oh ik a friend who got a scholarship to play squash

shits so mid

[calm atlas]

My bad didn't mean to misgender

[vestal turret]

DATS

DARTS

[vestal plume]

😭

[vestal turret]

AHHAHA

[ripe cypress]

💀

[vestal turret]

💀

bro went to bates

[ripe cypress]

My cousin plays professional squash

[calm atlas]

Bro who tryna play squash with me

[ripe cypress]

Bro wins tourneys

[vestal turret]

nah that shit mid

[calm atlas]

Nah bruh squash sounds lit

[vestal turret]

like i wanna be able to say

[ripe cypress]

Squash is just tennis for friendless mfs

[calm atlas]

Tennis on the same side

[timber patio]

Hi

[calm atlas]

What about curling

[vestal turret]

DES LEJOS Y DE CERCAA

[timber patio]

What are the upcoming decisions?

[vestal turret]

NOS TRAES HASTA AQUI

shii

[whole musk]

tomorrow

[vestal turret]

have y'all ever tried paddel?

[twin root]

Naw cuz this made me giggle

[ripe cypress]

Hola, soy Dora 🙏

[vestal turret]

tonight

[ripe cypress]

That's the extent of my spanish

[vestal turret]

madriddd

madriddddd

[rotund socket]

tmrw we ride

[vestal turret]

MADRIDDDDD

[rotund socket]

tmrw we die

[vestal turret]

HALA MADRIDD

[ripe cypress]

Noo

[vestal turret]

nacho

[rotund socket]

💀 🔫

[vestal turret]

why have u changed ur name

[timber patio]

Hala madrid

[vestal turret]

y nada mas

[timber patio]

Anyways what unis?

[rotund socket]

uci

[vestal turret]

probably

[rotund socket]

ucla

ucsd

purdue

[vestal turret]

nacho

u good?

[rotund socket]

cal poly 2nd wave

[timber patio]

💀💀💀

ALL OF YHEM,???

Omg

[calm atlas]

nacho go back to playing valorsnt

[vestal turret]

john hopkins too no?

[timber patio]

[rotund socket]

no

[vestal turret]

😭

[timber patio]

Yeah

[rotund socket]

5 decisions tmrw

[gilded scroll]

nacho u gotta chill

[rotund socket]

jamba juice sucks

[gilded scroll]

eat some nachos

[rotund socket]

car ac doesnt work

[calm atlas]

u still at Jamba 😭

[vestal turret]

its tonight for me

[timber patio]

Timings?

[rotund socket]

partial tear in my rotator cuff

[calm atlas]

Dog it's 1130 😭😭😭

They got you slavinnnnn

[vestal turret]

not sure

[rotund socket]

no

i worked till 6:30 today

[timber patio]

[rotund socket]

chipotle slaved me

[ripe cypress]

You'll get it before you wake.up tmrw

[vestal turret]

🔫

[calm atlas]

Ok I mean I worked till 730

[timber patio]

I read this somewhere

[ripe cypress]

💀💀

[calm atlas]

So I am a bigger worker!

[rotund socket]

mfers wanted me to stay till 2am one time to deep clean

[whole musk]

purdue?

[timber patio]

Is that correct?

[vestal turret]

NAH AINT NO WAY THEY DOING THAT

[whole musk]

thought that was at the end of the month

[snow creek]

im number one professional goat rider in nation will i get into schools? i have 4.87 gpa

[rotund socket]

imma be in class when purdue releases

fml

[timber patio]

Denial is a river in Egypt

[vestal turret]

😭😭

[vestal turret]

just like i told you yesterday

you got this nacho

guys what time is it for y'all?

[timber patio]

12

I’m on 17th

[vestal turret]

am or pm

[timber patio]

It’s 1205 pm

I’m IST

[limber magnet]

Did they say a time?

[rotund socket]

2pm

[vestal turret]

i see

[rotund socket]

i applied cs

alt in ai

[timber patio]

🫂

[limber magnet]

Got deferred cs ea from Purdue

[vestal turret]

i swear y'all cs majors can never have a safety schoolo

[limber magnet]

It’s so hard to predict decisions these days

[ripe cypress]

Wait fr?

[vestal turret]

there isnt a safety school for cs

😭

[ripe cypress]

That's surprisingly early

[timber patio]

Huh

[rotund socket]

stats?

[limber magnet]

Naw fr cuz all my friends got in engineering but my cs friends all got deferred

[vestal turret]

its friday here

[ripe cypress]

UIUC released decisions at like 3:30 am ist

[vestal turret]

the 17th

[timber patio]

Yeah

[vestal turret]

exactly

[rotund socket]

my friend who got Cs both semesters ap cs got deferred for cs

[vestal turret]

thank god im a bio major

[ripe cypress]

Ik I'm indian bro

[timber patio]

I’m too

[vestal turret]

oh

[ripe cypress]

I live here

[vestal turret]

thts ist no?

[timber patio]

Same

[limber magnet]

Idk exactly what people wannna hear for stats but I have a 1590, I believe a 3.95 uw, some good ecs

[ripe cypress]

What's the time it releases in the us?

[vestal turret]

its 10:30 am over here

[limber magnet]

Not sure what else to say

[vestal turret]

1590 sat?

[timber patio]

.

[limber magnet]

Yea

[vestal turret]

youre cracked bro

[rotund socket]

damn and u deferred

im 34 act

[limber magnet]

Ig to put in perspective I got into umich cs early but got deferred for cs and Purdue and gt

[rotund socket]

3.96 uw

[ripe cypress]

4pm pst is 430 am ist bro

[vestal turret]

u got in umich early?

thats so good

[calm atlas]

Common ist L

[limber magnet]

You never know how decisions r gonna go 🤷‍♂️

[timber patio]

I will not be able to sleep

[limber magnet]

Yea

[ripe cypress]

Same

[calm atlas]

Bro got umich and USC cracked

[vestal turret]

everyone ik got either deferred or rejected umich ea

i got deferred

had to write them a EOCI

shit was wack

[limber magnet]

But I can’t get into Davis or ucsc 💀

[ripe cypress]

Wait til you get into a college and i send them this message to get your offer rescinded for racism 💪💪💪💪💪

[calm atlas]

😭

[vestal turret]

BRO HOW

I GOT INTO UCD

BUT I HAVE SHIT STATS

[whole musk]

i didn't even bother doing the verify continued interest for umich ea lmao

[calm atlas]

I'm Indian 🤡

[limber magnet]

Ucs kinda random 🤷‍♂️

[vestal turret]

i dont get college decisions anymore

[jade fossil]

where was i tagged

[timber patio]

Guys!!!!

[ripe cypress]

😲

[timber patio]

They are like a lottery

[vestal turret]

my only hope

[calm atlas]

Got ya bitch

[timber patio]

In some

You have a highe chance

Others u don’t

[ripe cypress]

My bad g

Insult India however much you want

[timber patio]

There’s very high entropy in college decisions

[calm atlas]

You have a high chance at university of southern north Dakota

[vestal turret]

nah they my ppl

LIKE BIRYANI?

fucking goated

[calm atlas]

University of the Cumberland

[vestal turret]

mutton biryani 🥺

[calm atlas]

UCum

[limber magnet]

Stopppp I’m getting flashbacks to Chem

[timber patio]

[vestal turret]

nah fuck that shit I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT CHEM

enough randomness

[timber patio]

I was referring AI

And Deep learning

But

Ok 👍

[vestal turret]

chem is both the hardest ap for me and the most fun to learn im ngl

[limber magnet]

Cs?

Oh 💀

[calm atlas]

UC Davis my favorite cow

[vestal turret]

no undeclared life sciences i think

[calm atlas]

W

[limber magnet]

That was kinda the same for me

[vestal turret]

🐐

[limber magnet]

Yea I think cs is just a lot harder to get into

[calm atlas]

Damn what chem was easy for me I hate physics c

Phys c enm is hard as shit

[vestal turret]

chem is just so many concepts

[limber magnet]

Both r hard for me 😭

[calm atlas]

But I'm good at math

[rotund socket]

yield protection

[vestal turret]

bio was aight

[calm atlas]

Just suck at physics

[calm atlas]

Shutcho chip ass up

Yield protection don't exist for the UCs

[rotund socket]

cap

[gilded scroll]

Wordle 635 4/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[calm atlas]

They don't bruh u copiuming

[vestal turret]

nacho its gonna be fine

[gilded scroll]

THIS MAENS IM GETTING IN RIGHT

[rotund socket]

no way davis waitlists stanford admits

unless it yield

[timber patio]

Aren’t UCs known to fuck over state students ?

[rotund socket]

yes

ucs have lower in state acceptance rate than oos

[limber magnet]

wait rly

[timber patio]

Thank god

[vestal turret]

what about intl?

[rotund socket]

yeah

[limber magnet]

i didn't know that

[timber patio]

I mean sorry for y’all

But

Oof

[limber magnet]

Or ig cuz there r so many cali applicants

[rotund socket]

fuck u

[limber magnet]

i mean actually kinda makes sense

[rotund socket]

yeah like 90% of apps from cali

[vestal turret]

imagine being instatew

so lame

couldnt be me

[rotund socket]

but 75% of campus students are from cali

[timber patio]

Yeah

[frail socket]

guys why isn't there a UCSD thread

[ripe cypress]

Racism

[rotund socket]

uci is like 70% admit rate for oos

[dusky pollen]

wait i thought ucs were easier for instate. they aren't???

[rotund socket]

20% in state

[vestal turret]

theres a UCSD thread

[ripe cypress]

There is one

[frail socket]

can't find it

[ripe cypress]

You'll have to search UCSD

[limber magnet]

yea it's just cuz so many cali people apply

[dusky pollen]

ohh so it's a numbers thing

[limber magnet]

Yea

[dusky pollen]

but ca represented more overall on campus

[rotund socket]

i have a front of the lunch line pass from kindergarten

[dusky pollen]

i see i see

[rotund socket]

does that mean i get into ucs

[sweet lagoon]

https://discord.com/channels/786557653924708373/1050860010827173898

[vestal turret]

inshallah we getting in

[gilded scroll]

if u guys get 4/6 or lower on today's wordle, u will get into UCLA

[vestal turret]

nacho i thought u accepted mcdonald's offer??????

[dusky pollen]

ayo i got a 4

[ripe cypress]

A3C???

[gilded scroll]

W

[tender elm]

L

[vestal turret]

no like its beautiful but it gets on my nerves

[rotund socket]

3 attempts

ez

[vestal turret]

and i wanna cry

[gilded scroll]

W

[vestal turret]

and scream

[limber magnet]

no need to call out the yield protect 💀

[vestal turret]

and die

so yeah

its bootiful tho dw

[tender elm]

dont do thay

[vestal plume]

thank u

[limber magnet]

ugh I didn't study at all for my stats test tmr

time to PANIC

[vestal turret]

bro i stopped studying since yesterday

[ripe cypress]

Don't you have like 20 days b4 your next test?

[vestal turret]

i wont be satisfied until they come out

[vestal turret]

oh no we finished exams im just studying and preparing for the ap exams and the big ministry exams during may

its messed up

[ripe cypress]

Damn

Good luck dude

[vestal turret]

ty man

[limber magnet]

What the heck u finished all ur class work so early?

[vestal turret]

but i missed 2 units already

[rotund socket]

i have physics quiz tmrw

[vestal turret]

yeah we finished ap chem, ap bio, and ap calc

actually we have 1 unit left of chem and 1 unit left of bio

[limber magnet]

I have a bc test and stats test 🤨

[rotund socket]

bro

[pallid ermine]

HAHAHAHAHWordle 636 4/6

🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟨⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[rotund socket]

on my bc test

[pallid ermine]

YES

YES

[vestal plume]

gl both of you 😭

[pallid ermine]

YES MY GUY

YES

[regal grove]

Wordle 635 3/6

⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[rotund socket]

i got all but 1 question right

but i didnt show work

so i lost 15%

[limber magnet]

Can't relate

[pallid ermine]

congrats we both getting in

f

[vestal turret]

idk our school loves to finish coursework asap so we dont have a third term its just preparing and studying for ap/ministry exams

[rotund socket]

and got a B on it :/

[limber magnet]

My last BC test the class average was a 70 and people had like 20 point curves

[rotund socket]

wtf

[limber magnet]

dang thats nice

[vestal plume]

crazy

[rotund socket]

i norm avg like 95

[vestal plume]

flex

[limber magnet]

my bc class is not a normal bc class

[vestal plume]

i think i got a D on my first ap phys quiz

[rotund socket]

math 51 I avg a solid C

[vestal turret]

im scared of bc

[rotund socket]

bc is chill

easier than ab

[vestal turret]

series n polar stuff looks scary

fr?

[limber magnet]

our school math department is just crazy

[rotund socket]

series chill

multi chill

[vestal plume]

bc is chill if you actually learned precalc 😭

[rotund socket]

lin alg makes me kms

[vestal turret]

other day i saw the mclaren series

[calm atlas]

Bc is light

[vestal turret]

BRO I FORGOT EVERYTHINGGG

[calm atlas]

I love polar

[rotund socket]

i was forced to take it

[vestal plume]

i did precalc during distance learning so it was like learning all of calc all over again

[rotund socket]

couldnt skip straight to ab like kids at my current school can do

[limber magnet]

Ig im the only one who doesn't find bc "light" or "chill"

[calm atlas]

multi is when shit hits the fan

[vestal plume]

bc i did not retain any information!

[vestal turret]

😭

[rotund socket]

apush was chill

[vestal plume]

first sem sucked ass

[calm atlas]

Shutcho

[rotund socket]

i got a 5

[limber magnet]

Naw im on series rn and want to kms

[rotund socket]

on apush

[calm atlas]

I would've nachoed myself APUSH without heimlers

[vestal plume]

sadists be like

[calm atlas]

I got a 5 tho

[rotund socket]

bro

i slept the entire class

and got a 5

[vestal plume]

ap euro was my only four 🥲🥲

[rotund socket]

ap world i got a 4

[calm atlas]

I got a 4 on al euro too

Fucking Catherine the great

Old ass

[vestal plume]

it was the onlr one too 😭

[rotund socket]

cuz i submitted my essays and dbq all 15 min early during the online test

[lusty igloo]

UCSD search it up on top

[limber magnet]

my school only offers apush as our history ap

[vestal turret]

i only have 3 aps

kill me

[vestal plume]

*online

[calm atlas]

Why we gotta learn about dead people on god

[rotund socket]

i finished the exam 45 min early

[vestal turret]

FUCK YOU SCHOOL

[vestal plume]

litrly

[calm atlas]

Focus on the living

[lusty igloo]

It should be there

[calm atlas]

People are dying of hunger

[vestal turret]

any tiPS im gonna be taking my first ap exams this summer

im taking bio, chem and ab

[calm atlas]

And we worried about a dude with a silly mustache

[vestal plume]

bio is pretty chill

[rotund socket]

i have a C in physics rn

[vestal plume]

i like bio

[rotund socket]

i stopped studying after 1st sem

[vestal turret]

y'all seem like experts

[rotund socket]

my grade is 15% lower than first sem

senioritis

[limber magnet]

I can send u some chem review stuff if u want

[vestal plume]

idk anything about chem and ab unfortunately

[calm atlas]

bio is light lots of memory tho, chem is a crapshoot, and ab is easy 5

[rotund socket]

chem chill

[calm atlas]

I'd prolly put most of ur time in chem studying

[rotund socket]

at bell lots of chem H kids took it and got 5s

[calm atlas]

That's the hardest AP test ur taking

[vestal plume]

our ap chem teacher is a pedo so i took chem at a cc 🙏

[calm atlas]

💀

[vestal turret]

sure

[vestal plume]

i think i killed the chat

oh good

[vestal turret]

im using ultimate review packet to review chem and ap calc ab idk if u guys know it

[limber magnet]

A PE teacher from my middle school got arrested for sa on girls

[vestal turret]

and im using barrons for ap bio

[vestal plume]

its always the pe teachers 😭😭

[vestal turret]

MIDDELS CHOOL??

nah thats crazy

[calm atlas]

Bro same 💀

PE teacher form hs tho

[dusky pollen]

ong PE teacher at my school too except it was a consensual relationship with an 18 yr old boy so no arrest was made 😭

[limber magnet]

• https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9axfyth1wn3srpz/AABma-_ORVwKOfupTP9DDYy_a?dl=0
  -https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rJA2q7RgR6CYnEiUN1NDv2aaz4kmMkTV?usp=sharing
• https://sites.google.com/a/muskegonorway.org/mhs-ap-chemistry-barry/unit-1---aqueous-reactions/unit-1-multiple-choice
  https://www.lcsnc.org/cms/lib/NC01911169/Centricity/Domain/1143/Michael Farabaugh Practice Quizzes by Unit.pdf

[calm atlas]

😭

[limber magnet]

The dropbox link is fire

[vestal turret]

thank you brother!

[vestal plume]

HUH!?

[dusky pollen]

'consensual'

[vestal plume]

ikr

[dusky pollen]

idk i think it's messed up

[vestal plume]

same i agree

[tender elm]

possibly

[calm atlas]

Bro was born yesterday

[vestal plume]

i knew u were gonna say that 💀

[calm atlas]

😹

I am a for loop

[vestal plume]

[calm atlas]

An npc

[rotund socket]

😎 🔫

[calm atlas]

[vestal plume]

!?

[calm atlas]

What?

What happened!

[vestal turret]

guys

[vestal plume]

you actually need to touch grass now

[calm atlas]

My tongue slipped! And landed on the keys!

[vestal turret]

does anyone wanna see my bfast

[vestal plume]

ur tongue?!?

yeah i do

[vestal turret]

it go hard fr

[calm atlas]

I ain't tryna see human flesh bro

[vestal plume]

huh

[limber magnet]

bfast?

[vestal plume]

😭😭

breakfast

[sterile horizon]

Who’s fuckin ready

I keep on only saying that

[limber magnet]

What timezone r u in wut

[calm atlas]

I fucking ready to fuck your MOM

[limber magnet]

it's almost midnight for me 💀

[vestal turret]

NAH BRO

[dusky pollen]

lol never gonna be ready