ALL UC MEGATHREAD 🐻🐮🐴🐻🐱🐶🔱🤠🐌 (2022-2023)

[pallid ermine]

d

f

but still

got a heart attack

[real rock]

lol calm down

for now we just gotta focus for friday

[pallid ermine]

sb campus so nice

[pallid ermine]

nah bro

[real rock]

really?

never been there b4

[pallid ermine]

i got northeasten coming up MAYBE tomorrow

[pallid ermine]

ive heard

[sacred osprey]

LMAO i applied ee and ce at ucsb even though i talk alot abt surgery in my essays

[real rock]

same i got bucknell

tmr

[sacred osprey]

i just applied ucsb for fun

[real rock]

🗿 lol

its fine ig

[sacred osprey]

i applied bio eng at every other uc

[real rock]

lol

[pallid ermine]

which state is this buckneell in

[red beacon]

@sacred osprey have u gotten into any?

[ancient raven]

Pretty much me too lol

[sacred osprey]

i havent heard from any others

[red beacon]

cause i applied same major

[sacred osprey]

except for davis

[real rock]

penn

[sacred osprey]

which was so wack

[red beacon]

accepted?

[pallid ermine]

pennifornia? nice

[sacred osprey]

no lol

no one ik got accepted

[real rock]

lol

[ancient raven]

To Davis bme?

[sacred osprey]

yeah

[real rock]

rip

cant cook at davis

[sacred osprey]

it's fine

ik

cant cook at davis

[red beacon]

friend got into bme

[real rock]

i got rejected* as an intl

[pallid ermine]

isnt davis BME one of the best in the world or smthn f

[ancient raven]

Is Davis bme even good

[sacred osprey]

that's fire

[real rock]

apparently this year, public unis arent good for intl lol

[red beacon]

nah

[sacred osprey]

nah

[pallid ermine]

davis veterinary my bad

[sacred osprey]

ucsd is top

for bioe

[pallid ermine]

thats pretty good i heard

[real rock]

take chem too

so u can cook

[red beacon]

ucb and ucsd are good for bioe

[sacred osprey]

i got into purdue and northeastenr tho

so not too bad

early round

[red beacon]

nice

[pallid ermine]

what is bro typing

[sacred osprey]

and umass with scholarhsip

so im cookiun a bit yk

[pallid ermine]

nvm i have autism

i got waitlisted at davis

[real rock]

W

[sacred osprey]

but i wanna cook with ucla and ucsd and jhu on friday

[pallid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/ho-anime-approach-gif-14775857

[sacred osprey]

and uci

[real rock]

bro thinking deeply

[sacred osprey]

LMAO all my friends got cucked at umass

[ancient raven]

Which bme did u apply to at uci

[pallid ermine]

i got 11 colleges with 5 scholarships and 3 honors

lmao

i aint cooking

im a whole ass gordon ramsay

[sacred osprey]

my friend got into ut ece but not umass

[sacred osprey]

dakj

damn

thats fire

[pallid ermine]

umass 16k

bro

umass gave everyone scholarships

[real rock]

fr

[pallid ermine]

how much money they got

[real rock]

man is doing the master chef

[pallid ermine]

lmao

[real rock]

1 meal/ hour

[pallid ermine]

f

[sacred osprey]

yeah

bro

im cookin in the microwave yk

[pallid ermine]

bro you and me have a very similar friday

lmao

[sacred osprey]

let's compare

after

[pallid ermine]

UCI UCSD UCLA JHU

for me too

lmao

[sacred osprey]

lol yeah mine is the same

im in state for uc's

[pallid ermine]

oh thats nice

[sacred osprey]

ur intl?

and got 5 scholarships??

that's crazy

[pallid ermine]

im a few continents away but that wont affect my app

[sacred osprey]

tf

[pallid ermine]

yeah

and the honors i got into were

buffalo

[sacred osprey]

whats the most selective one

[pallid ermine]

penn state schreyer ( only 300 every year 240 of which are pennsylvanians)<--- most selective
purdue (john martinson)

[sacred osprey]

damn

nice

that's fire

[pallid ermine]

thanks man

[sacred osprey]

did u apply to gtech

[pallid ermine]

rejected

f

[sacred osprey]

yeah

tuff

[pallid ermine]

wbu

you get in?

[sacred osprey]

same lol

no

[pallid ermine]

f

[sacred osprey]

idk anyone who got ij

n

that ik

oh wait except for 2 girls lol

[real rock]

gl lol

[pallid ermine]

yeah im probably finished

lmao

i got UCSB on 22nd (IST for me)

and berkeley on 30th

and stanford on 1st

[red beacon]

i have 6 decisions coming out friday (sat my time) 😭

[pallid ermine]

northeastern tomorrow probalbly

jhu on friday

and yeah

thats my admission season done

i applied to 25 schools in total

got into 11

pretty good id say

[real rock]

fr

[real rock]

damn

[real rock]

W

i applied to like 25

so far its like 2/1/4 i think

16 more to go

[pallid ermine]

i think i may get into UCI UCSB
UCSD very long shot
UCLA AND UCB reaches
stanford is... yeah

jhu no chance

northeastern do not know

[sacred osprey]

i thought neu was april

[red beacon]

bme/bioe right?

[pallid ermine]

they ssent out a mail today

[real rock]

is sd better than irvine?

[pallid ermine]

no

[sacred osprey]

ohh

[real rock]

i thought irvine is better

[sacred osprey]

damn

gl

[sacred osprey]

depends on major

[red beacon]

what major?

[real rock]

fair fair

[cinder turret]

yo how hard is to get into ucsd data science

[pallid ermine]

the sweatiest one so im screwed even more

CS/ eng

[cinder turret]

well one of the hardest major

[pallid ermine]

yeah

[sacred osprey]

ohh by april 1

good luck

[cinder turret]

is ucsd data science one of the hardest course to get in?

idk why but i did data science in first choice and cs for second choice tf

[pallid ermine]

it is pretty good is what ive heard

i have a senior who goes there

he was smart

[cinder turret]

so you mean quite hard to get accepted

[gilded scroll]

WHY DID I JUST SEE THIS AM I SCREWED

[real rock]

rip mb

[cinder turret]

rip

[gilded scroll]

........

my portal stil shows this tho

[sacred osprey]

nah just do it now

lol

[snow creek]

same

[gilded scroll]

i cant

😭

[sacred osprey]

ur prob fine

[gilded scroll]

it wont let me change

[sacred osprey]

oh

uh

[snow creek]

but UCI bioeng is apparently easy

to get into

[sacred osprey]

they might just evaluate u for cs then

lol

[snow creek]

idk abt UCSD tho

[gilded scroll]

ahghhghh

[sacred osprey]

i hope lol

[sacred osprey]

ucsd bioe is like one of the hardest majors there

[snow creek]

someone said it’s almost a 40% acceptance rate

[red beacon]

40% acceptance rate

[sacred osprey]

wow

wait

thats crazy asf

[red beacon]

27-28% i think

[snow creek]

that’s also fairly high

[sacred osprey]

if i dont get uci

i will be very sad

[red beacon]

yeah

[sacred osprey]

esp cuz im in state lol

[cinder turret]

bro i need to go to ucsd

[snow creek]

as long as you have SOME ECs that relate to Bioeng you’ll probably be fine i’m assuming

[sacred osprey]

ye

[cinder turret]

one of my crush goes there

[snow creek]

idk tho cuz i’m not an AO but that’s what i’m assuming

😭

[sacred osprey]

bro got multiple crushes lmao

[red beacon]

ucla was like 6% or something absurd for bioe

[sacred osprey]

yeah

i saw

its crazy

but i hope yk

[snow creek]

ucla is absurd in general 💀

[lethal vine]

they admitted 34 people total for cse one year 💀

[snow creek]

💀

bro what’s wrong w them

like so what

[red beacon]

sigh

[snow creek]

what if they admit more ppl

what’s gonna happen 😭

like at least admit 100 or smth

💀💀💀 weirdos

[red beacon]

they probably cant handle it tbh

public school and all that

[whole musk]

Anyone know anything for materials eng at cal or LA

[pallid ermine]

yo

[snow creek]

honestly

[pallid ermine]

UCs ask for transcripts later right

[snow creek]

i hope i don’t get into berkeley

[whole musk]

Why

[snow creek]

💀

bc irs unsafe and sucks

i’d rather go to CC and do TAG than go to UCB

[red beacon]

the us is unsafe

[snow creek]

yea but berkeley is extra unsafe

[red beacon]

21.6% ucla last year

[pallid ermine]

ay

UCs ask for transcripts later right

[red beacon]

they ask for final

[pallid ermine]

i mean they ask after your decsion comes right

[snow creek]

bruh i’m scared bc

this class i took had two names

[real rock]

just update it ig lol

for safety

[snow creek]

and i put the official name for it

but on my transcript it says another thing

[cinder turret]

is applied math quite a compettive major??

[snow creek]

what if they kick me out bc of it

[whole musk]

Not bad ty

[gilded scroll]

it doesnt let me bc i alr submitted lol

[whole musk]

I think so somewhat

[real rock]

rip lol

[snow creek]

do you guys think they’ll kick me out

or will they understand

lol

[cinder turret]

im just prayimg for a miracle

[real rock]

why?

ur stats drop?

[snow creek]

no

[gilded scroll]

i have 4 Bs rn 💀

[snow creek]

this class had two names

and i put the official name for it

[ancient raven]

Rlly? Where’d u hear/get this

[snow creek]

but on my transcript it’s the unofficial name

[cinder turret]

i wish they like an asian taking a gap year

[snow creek]

and im scared they’ll think i lied

[whole musk]

It should be fine

[snow creek]

should i get a letter from my counselor

if they say anything

[whole musk]

They’re not going to go like oh no this kid put the official name let’s reject them

[cinder turret]

you korean?

[red beacon]

let me find

[twilit python]

obvi UCB is cracked at CS, but are UCLA, UCSD, and UCI considered close in reputation?

[cinder turret]

your name seems like one

[whole musk]

Oui mademoiselle

[pallid ermine]

yes

[cinder turret]

ㅎㅇ

[pallid ermine]

UCLA AND UCSD ARE TOP 10 AND TOP 11 respectively

theyre really good

[cinder turret]

korean gap year student applying to ucla and ucb with ib 40

[pallid ermine]

UCI is not far behind either

[whole musk]

CS at any UC is really good

[cinder turret]

whaats you guys guess

[twilit python]

oh damn wow

now only if i get in...

[snow creek]

i wish i could find out the acceptance rate for davis bioeng

[whole musk]

You mean bme

[snow creek]

yes

[whole musk]

Not to be 🤓 but

[ancient raven]

Did u get in

[snow creek]

i’m just wondering

out of curiosity

[whole musk]

Do UCs release admission rate per major or

[gilded scroll]

they are all hella good for cs lmao

[snow creek]

i think someone said some do

[gilded scroll]

ive seen them for uci and ucla

[red beacon]

https://datahub.oapir.uci.edu/Undergraduate-Admissions-Dashboard.php @ancient raven ig i remembered wrong its 34% but bme premed is 40%

[whole musk]

Ah icic

[twilit python]

Also does Davis yield protect or does my waitlist mean im screwed for all other UCs??

[ancient raven]

Better for me hopefully 😭

[ancient raven]

Ucs are independent of each other but abt yield protect idk

[pallid ermine]

i got waitlisted too lmao

[whole musk]

Not yield protect again 🤦‍♂️

[red beacon]

same lol

[pallid ermine]

guys guess what i just activated my UCSB portal i forgot oops lol

[ancient raven]

Are u bme too

[twilit python]

yea i just meant davis is supposed to be less competitive than Berkeley/LA/SD

[gilded scroll]

nah bc someone told me getting into uc davis means im less likely to get into harder UCs 💀

[red beacon]

yea

[pallid ermine]

Nah im BMI

[whole musk]

Same lmao

[pallid ermine]

BBody mass index

[celest jacinth]

r u insane

[twilit python]

ummm

[celest jacinth]

who is this someone.

[pallid ermine]

no im autism

[gilded scroll]

U WANNA KNOW WHO

the junior.

we love him though

he is just uneducated

[celest jacinth]

whoeevr the fuck idiot it was

prob not

[pallid ermine]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE JUNIOR

who is this junior

btw

[twilit python]

is it not a real thing?

[gilded scroll]

from me and zesuhis school

[twilit python]

i thought it was common

[regal grove]

Is that how the portal looks?

[gilded scroll]

its for a summer program

[regal grove]

Yeah kid trolled us again

[gilded scroll]

ucsb SRA

i applied last year too!!!

[whole musk]

It exists but not at UCs

[twilit python]

ive heard of ppl who got waitlisted Davis but accepted UCLA CS and berkeley eecs...

[whole musk]

Yeah well that’s not yield protect

Because people have gotten into both

[twilit python]

Then how tf?

[real rock]

idk lol

[real rock]

ye lol

[whole musk]

Every UC has their own way of looking at apps mate idk

[regal grove]

Called yield control

[twin silo]

UCs make a lot of their decisions on how good of a “fit” they think you are

[twilit python]

but apparently someone's saying its not a thing at UCs?

[regal grove]

Idk honestly

I don’t really think public yield protect

[twin silo]

It’s got a lot of luck

[whole musk]

The term itself is sorta confusing

[regal grove]

Or yield control

Apparently Davis over admitted last year

So they just wl a bunch of people

And see how many enroll

[twin silo]

Hell that could be the slogan for applying to college “it’s got a lot of luck”

[ancient raven]

And lowkey I feel like they wouldn’t within their own state too but maybe oos

[calm atlas]

UCs hate californians

[whole musk]

UCs are kinda different from state schools tho

[round herald]

Uc hate is real

[whole musk]

Only benefit in staters get is less tuition

[calm atlas]

cuz they want da oos money

[whole musk]

About it tbh

[calm atlas]

and elc gets u merced

[twin silo]

Yeah ucla has higher acceptance rate for oos

[calm atlas]

Elc will be worth it once all the UCs come into t50

Which will happen. Mark my words.

[celest jacinth]

not as of this yr

[red beacon]

they can have it if they accept ,e

[celest jacinth]

because of the whole newsom thing

so they actually have to #love us now

[regal grove]

Can’t be too helpful

How many more they have to admit

[celest jacinth]

by us i mean californians ❤️

[twilit python]

this yr isnt there like a gov mandate to accept like 90% in-state?

[ancient raven]

Even Merced ? Lol

[celest jacinth]

hopefully a number that #includesme ❤️

[ancient raven]

In ur opinion ^

[calm atlas]

Bro Merced gon be a heavyweight in 8-10 yrs

[whole musk]

Dunno

[regal grove]

And me 🙏

[ancient raven]

I remember seeing they need to accept more but idk abt 90

[calm atlas]

UCLA and Berkeley will inevitable cement into t20 and UCSD and UCI are arguably t30s already

The rest is with time

[celest jacinth]

and u !

[whole musk]

Interesting

[celest jacinth]

birb whats ur fav uc

[regal grove]

Look at my name

[celest jacinth]

sd

LOL

[whole musk]

I mean a majority of UC applicants are already in state so

[tender elm]

That’s not a UC

[celest jacinth]

yes it is benz csu la jolla!

[regal grove]

It’s kinda tied between Sd and la

But realistically

[tender elm]

Thas a csu

[regal grove]

Not going to get into la

[celest jacinth]

if i get into la

[tender elm]

CSU LJ

[celest jacinth]

i will get my doubles pierced

[regal grove]

Mk

[celest jacinth]

thats my little ultimatum / reward

🥱

[whole musk]

Also did SD waitlist a lot last year

[regal grove]

What if I get wl

[celest jacinth]

cry

jk j hope for the best

u prob wont get wl

[regal grove]

Reject ☠️

[tender elm]

Hell yea they did

[regal grove]

How u know

[tender elm]

I saw w my eyes

[whole musk]

Every video I saw on YT had SD waitlist

[cinder turret]

they did tons of sd waitlist

[tender elm]

BJZ was waitlisted too

[cinder turret]

i was the one with the waitlist

[ancient raven]

Berk admitted more to my school than sd last year 💀

[tender elm]

Elon musk cal simp was waitlisted

[celest jacinth]

scared fr

[celest jacinth]

OH SAME

WE LIT LOOKED UP THE STATS

[tender elm]

I joined a2c bc I was waitlisted

[celest jacinth]

cal had more than sd

SIGNIFICANTLY

[ancient raven]

Look at mutual servers 😭

[celest jacinth]

LAWLLLLL

.

[ancient raven]

that’s funny

[celest jacinth]

the internet used to be a safe anonymous space

[calm atlas]

I live in sd n we wl hella ppl last yr

[celest jacinth]

shush and go read song of solomon sriracha

[ancient raven]

Spark notes

[cinder turret]

sd waitlist was a soft rejection

[gilded scroll]

real

but i got like 50% on this last quiz 🥲

[celest jacinth]

oop....

i been reading

i like the book

i should go be an english major

[gilded scroll]

i still dont get how hagar died

she just

put on some makeup

got a fever

[celest jacinth]

she died ????????

[gilded scroll]

did a dramatic fall onto her bed

and died

???

[ancient raven]

She died…?

[gilded scroll]

BRO

yes?????

in chapter 13

we read it in class ???

[celest jacinth]

i havent read ch 13

i was ausente

LOL

[gilded scroll]

.

um

well

yea

[celest jacinth]

ur such a spoiler firestar jesus

[gilded scroll]

well

its not my dault

ur a little delinquent

who doesnt attend class

[celest jacinth]

sigh

i made up the quiz during lunch

for the recrod

and i took my cs test

so !

[gilded scroll]

god

[celest jacinth]

anyways this is not uc related

[gilded scroll]

ur right

benz will come for me

[ancient raven]

Econ tmr lol

[gilded scroll]

i actually studied for it

im an expert on

unemployment

‼️

time to break my streak of 6/10's ?!?!

[regal grove]

Name the types them

[celest jacinth]

ready for descent into madness in t-minus 48 hours!

[regal grove]

I am an expert

I got an A

[gilded scroll]

uh

structural

[regal grove]

In Econ

[gilded scroll]

frictional

cyclical

[regal grove]

There’s one more

[gilded scroll]

no there isnt

[celest jacinth]

yo mama's unemployment

[regal grove]

Seasonal

Unless u didn’t learn It

[gilded scroll]

well

that wasnt in my textbook

[twilit python]

do we know when/if UCI, UCLA, and UCSD are coming out this friday

[ancient raven]

Real

[gilded scroll]

most likely

based on

past data

[celest jacinth]

ya based on the past

[whole musk]

Ye

[regal grove]

I think I will get wl

Sad

[celest jacinth]

but we can never say for sure ❤️

[gilded scroll]

fuck you birb

think postiively

optimistically

[twilit python]

damn all three on the same day

thats gonna be a fucking roller coaster

[cinder turret]

i real want to go to any ucsd ucla ucb

[whole musk]

My weekend will either be amazing or depressing

[celest jacinth]

real

[gilded scroll]

guys

[twilit python]

fr

[regal grove]

How does fuck make me think positively

[gilded scroll]

im finally

comprehending emag

[celest jacinth]

my bday is saturday. laugh out loud.

[twilit python]

holy shit rip

[whole musk]

Laugh at juniors taking the CAASPP

[gilded scroll]

IT IS????

[twilit python]

or yay

[whole musk]

L

[regal grove]

It’s cancelled at my school tomorrow

[celest jacinth]

yeah.....

[gilded scroll]

birb do u have break tthis week or smt

[celest jacinth]

how did u not know

fake friend

[regal grove]

No

[gilded scroll]

oh

[whole musk]

Power outage?

[gilded scroll]

18

[regal grove]

We lost power

[gilded scroll]

now it makes sense

[twilit python]

what abt time? I dont want it released during school ffs

[gilded scroll]

ohh

[gilded scroll]

do u know my birthday

[regal grove]

The nerd school is on a break

[celest jacinth]

SD : prob 3, irvine, prob 4, LA: 5

if

it happens

friday

[pallid ermine]

wtf is berkeley bruh

aye

[pallid ermine]

dont go to berkeley

wth

lmao

[celest jacinth]

no clue

[gilded scroll]

exactly

[celest jacinth]

earlier in the school year innit

[gilded scroll]

fake friend

yeah

like first week or smt

[regal grove]

August

[gilded scroll]

SEE

EVEN BIRB KNOWS

[regal grove]

I’m September

[twilit python]

my school gets out at 4 damn

[regal grove]

We are young

[whole musk]

If all 3 drop this week will you guys open any with friends

[regal grove]

We don’t turn 18 till we graduate

[whole musk]

Might open Irvine

[gilded scroll]

😢

[celest jacinth]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[regal grove]

@celest jacinth is an old grump

[whole musk]

Since it’s right after school

[celest jacinth]

DID THIS FOR DAVIS

LET ME TELL U

IT WAS TRAUMATIZING

when your bf gets WL at davis and u get in and u have plans to hang out after ❤️

laugh out loud kind of day actually.

[gilded scroll]

💀

[whole musk]

[celest jacinth]

real.

[regal grove]

Firestar is def the bf

[gilded scroll]

shes the rats best friend

[celest jacinth]

ew

please never say that

[gilded scroll]

i got into davis

[gilded scroll]

i mean the name is close enougn 💀

[celest jacinth]

although the names are

[gilded scroll]

YEAH

lmaooo

[celest jacinth]

incredibly close

firestar

[gilded scroll]

also

[celest jacinth]

tell them the story !

[regal grove]

Is he bald

[gilded scroll]

..

no

he is very

hair

fluffy hair

[celest jacinth]

no he has much hair

too much hair

[gilded scroll]

i think birb knows

about counselor stoyr

[celest jacinth]

he needs a haircut

OH

LOLLLL

[regal grove]

I don’t know

[gilded scroll]

oh

my counselor

switched my name

w someone else

[regal grove]

Oh nvm

I know

[gilded scroll]

yeah

it was

zesushi's boyfriend

[regal grove]

Does zesushi know about calc story tho

[gilded scroll]

...

i think so

i told in the server

idk if she read it

[celest jacinth]

no but she'd like to know

OH

[gilded scroll]

yeah

[celest jacinth]

THE

COMP THING

[gilded scroll]

yes

[celest jacinth]

LAWLLLLL

[gilded scroll]

..

[regal grove]

Well actually veda05 exposed you first

[celest jacinth]

i love my little remy

[regal grove]

And then you admitted to your crime

[celest jacinth]

no body no crime

[snow creek]

whoever said that was prob salty abt getting rejected lmao

their fault for thinking davis was a safety 🤦🏻‍♀️

[vagrant briar]

whats goin on

[regal grove]

Huh

[gilded scroll]

we are

[whole musk]

Nothin

[gilded scroll]

talking about UCs

[vagrant briar]

nice

[vagrant briar]

j curious

[snow creek]

uc ball state

[vagrant briar]

abt this thread

sometimes i j vibe

[regal grove]

Oh

[vagrant briar]

i love ucbs

[snow creek]

carly ur pfp is so scary

r u edating

[whole musk]

But like from another perspective, there’s people who haven’t gotten into college yet and Davis might have hit hard

[snow creek]

no edating allowed

[whole musk]

At least that’s what I told myself

[regal grove]

I liked the old one better

[vagrant briar]

#793325185884618752

[snow creek]

[snow creek]

mhm but there’s no reason to say an acceptance means ur not likely to get into another school lol

[lethal vine]

ngl that sounds like a skill issue

[whole musk]

Nah but ye that’s true

[lethal vine]

mfs not getting into college putting other ppl down 💀💀

[vagrant briar]

👋👩‍💻👨‍💻 Hey there, fellow netizen! 🌐💻📲 Have you ever considered the wonderful world of edating? 🤔💕 Don't be shy, let me tell you why it's great! 🙌🎉

First of all, edating opens up a whole new world of possibilities for finding love! 💘💻👫 No more relying solely on chance encounters or blind dates set up by well-meaning friends. With edating, you can connect with people from all over the world who share your interests and values. 🌍🌈

Not only that, but edating allows you to take things at your own pace. 👀💬 No need to rush into things or feel pressured to make a connection right away. You can chat, get to know each other, and build a meaningful relationship over time. 🕰️👩‍❤️‍👨

Plus, edating gives you the freedom to be yourself! 🙌👏 No need to worry about impressing someone with your looks or status. You can let your personality shine through and find someone who appreciates you for who you are. 🌟😍

So, if you're looking for love or just a great connection with someone new, give edating a try! 🤗💕 You never know who you might meet and what amazing things could come from it. 💻👫💘

[whole musk]

But I’m just saying sometimes emotions get too

[gilded scroll]

when my spotify playlist is giving me very upbeat positive happy songs and then pulls out the saddest most heartwrenching bruno mars song 🥲

[whole musk]

Hard to control

[snow creek]

Girl where tf is this shit from 😭

[vagrant briar]

chatgpt just knows me

[snow creek]

💀

[gilded scroll]

@celest jacinth maybe this is why i should do multiple playlists....

[solid jay]

its not tho

[regal grove]

Fire r u a Conan gray fan

[snow creek]

UCBS best school

[round herald]

UC decisions release earlier for edaters

[gilded scroll]

YES

and its conan. with a c.

[round herald]

I’m edating chatgpt

[regal grove]

Oh

[lethal vine]

just me or does that wiserry guy with the onlyfans girl pfp piss me off 😭

[calm atlas]

who the duck

[regal grove]

I never listened to him

[solid jay]

maniac best one

[gilded scroll]

u should

[whole musk]

Not exactly piss but needs to get off Reddit

[gilded scroll]

do u like the weeknd

[lethal vine]

like all his posts are super arrogant/egotistical and dude comments 20+ times a day

like bro does not have anything better to do 💀💀💀💀💀

[vagrant briar]

hes on this server

[whole musk]

Lmao

[gilded scroll]

who is wiserry

[lethal vine]

@high shale

[solid jay]

LMAO

[solid jay]

dont cold ping

[lethal vine]

my bad

[whole musk]

Some person who comments a lot on Reddit

[gilded scroll]

oh

is he rly smart or smt

[whole musk]

Has some egirl pfp

[lethal vine]

he doesn’t touch enough grass

[solid jay]

he loves her

[celest jacinth]

yes

be like me

[whole musk]

Simp

[regal grove]

I think I only have one of his songs in my playlist

[celest jacinth]

hyperfixate on making niche playlists for every potential mood you could feel

[regal grove]

Maybe 2

[lethal vine]

bro i’m sorry but like how do u “forget about official research with your professor”

and then he says he “might go to college” with his perfect gpa bro 😭😭

[whole musk]

Just letem be

[celest jacinth]

did u guys know trump has a song

[lethal vine]

good idea he is living rent free rn

[gilded scroll]

yes 🥲

[whole musk]

Title?

[celest jacinth]

i love the weeknd

[solid jay]

male manipulator music

[celest jacinth]

make out music wdym

party music

getting plastered music!

[whole musk]

Bro 💀 💀

[solid jay]

clairo>

[celest jacinth]

i acc doxxed myself for a min

gimme one sec !

[regal grove]

Yea I only have 7 and 8

[regal grove]

Do you listen to podcasts

[celest jacinth]

yeah

but like

uhhh

youtuber podcasts LOL

[regal grove]

I like the murder one a lot

Like the one about serial killers

[celest jacinth]

i love murder podacsts

true crime

[regal grove]

But I can’t focus on it while doing honework

So I don’t listen to it much anymore

[gilded scroll]

well

u have some listening to do

[regal grove]

Encanto songs are good

[gilded scroll]

true

[celest jacinth]

i recommend this really niche artist

idk if a lot of ppl know her tho

taylor swift

[gilded scroll]

mitski

[celest jacinth]

shes like rly underground ❤️

[gilded scroll]

uh

so like

i dont think u rly understand taylor swift

please stop listening to her

her music is not meant for commonfolk like you

[celest jacinth]

fuck off

[regal grove]

U dislike Taylor???

How dare u

[gilded scroll]

i do

[celest jacinth]

BIRB W

[gilded scroll]

but

zesushi

[celest jacinth]

I LOVE TAYLOR

BIRB

[gilded scroll]

she is not

[celest jacinth]

I GOT ERAS TOUR TICKETS

firestar shut up

[gilded scroll]

she does not deserve taylors music

[celest jacinth]

we both know damn well

[gilded scroll]

😭

[celest jacinth]

wow

[gilded scroll]

excuse me

i have more

taylor swift scrobbles

tahn you do

[celest jacinth]

bc

u listen to myusic more in general

loser

[gilded scroll]

oh

[celest jacinth]

some of us go outside

some of us have jobs

[gilded scroll]

do you have a job

[regal grove]

He has a job

[celest jacinth]

yes

[regal grove]

He sells expired Dino nuggets

[eager violet]

do you go outside

[celest jacinth]

martial arts instructor rmr

[gilded scroll]

wait u do???

oh right

well

i am

actually

[eager violet]

which

[gilded scroll]

a calculus TA.

[celest jacinth]

uh huh

[regal grove]

A pretty bad one

[celest jacinth]

and we both know

[gilded scroll]

which is much cooler than a martial arts tutor

[celest jacinth]

how thats working out

horny little fiend

[gilded scroll]

.

[celest jacinth]

well! i think theres few things cooler than this job actyually

lets ask birb

@regal grove

[gilded scroll]

which is cooler

[regal grove]

Martial arts is cooler

[gilded scroll]

calc ta or martial arts instructor

..

[celest jacinth]

yay

:))

[regal grove]

I’m sorry 💔

[gilded scroll]

if i ever see you im going to kick you

[celest jacinth]

me?

[gilded scroll]

both of you

[celest jacinth]

u can try

martial arts instructor rmr

:))

[gilded scroll]

okay wel

is martial arts going to help when i come at you with a metal baseball bat

[eager violet]

YES

yes

[regal grove]

Ik ur weakness

[gilded scroll]

is martial arts going to help you find torque and rotational inertia

[regal grove]

A calc textbook disguised as p

[gilded scroll]

...

🙁

[regal grove]

If I show u a pic of piper

You will succumb

[gilded scroll]

i actually played again

i think i like mr. p more now

[regal grove]

Play now

[gilded scroll]

no

im doing physics

[regal grove]

Nerd 🤓

[gilded scroll]

😦

[gilded scroll]

wait

is that an actual thing

[regal grove]

Physics C ?

[round herald]

Shelly is so bad

[gilded scroll]

are pepole actually attracted to brawlstars characters

[regal grove]

Yes

[gilded scroll]

😟

[regal grove]

Did u not see the artist

[round herald]

Yes I am so attracted

[gilded scroll]

OH

RIGHT

[regal grove]

And people simp for Colette

[gilded scroll]

the guy who got fired

[kind breach]

pam is bad af

[gilded scroll]

the tax collector??

[regal grove]

Yes

[round herald]

This is why we need to legalize edating

[regal grove]

There is a whole subreddit for her

[gilded scroll]

oh

why do u know this

?!?!?!

⁉️

[regal grove]

I’m on brawl stars Reddit

And they talk about Colette

[vagrant briar]

?????????????

[regal grove]

And how she has her own subreddit

[gilded scroll]

this is

[celest jacinth]

no but like is being on discord 24/7 gonna help you with learning agricultural models?

[gilded scroll]

😦

[vagrant briar]

i would rather talk about edating

[gilded scroll]

THE FOUR RINGS OF VUN THUNENS MODEL/

[solid jay]

same

[vagrant briar]

than sexual attraction to brawl stars

[regal grove]

Get guest and Chloe in here then

[round herald]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-brawl-stars-waterdrop-attack-gif-22752950

[kind breach]

I would rather watch a conversation between guest and chloe

[celest jacinth]

i used to love brawl stars

[gilded scroll]

same

[celest jacinth]

then i found out this girl i hate rly likes it too

so

[solid jay]

the gem rush game mode is mid

[gilded scroll]

who

[celest jacinth]

!

[celest jacinth]

bluetooth!

[kind breach]

same, it started to suck when they introduced seasons and battle passes and stuff

[round herald]

My girlfriend dumped me for a brawl star

[kind breach]

relatable fr

[gilded scroll]

i dont know who this is referring to

[celest jacinth]

so sad

[solar vector]

💀

[solid jay]

shelly is pretty curvy tbf

[round herald]

smh screw colt

[round herald]

FR SHE GOT BUNDA

[celest jacinth]

um think prominent asb kid who used to have a thing with your namesake

[gilded scroll]

OH

the one wo

lied about ucla?

[kind breach]

https://tenor.com/view/stuck-bibi-shelly-brawl-stars-stepped-on-gum-gif-17020071

[celest jacinth]

YES

[gilded scroll]

LMAOOO

[solar vector]

[gilded scroll]

valid

[celest jacinth]

i still cant believe she did that

how stupid

do u need to be

jesus

[solar vector]

[regal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/natwithaheart-nat-pam-brawl-stars-nat-dance-gif-23119503

Nothing can beat that

[round herald]

Guys I’m coming out I’m not actually attracted to brawl stars I’m attracted to Jett from Val

[solid jay]

[celest jacinth]

guys im coming out im not bi im actually a2csexual

[gilded scroll]

i dont support you

[celest jacinth]

wow

someone get him banned

[gilded scroll]

😦

[solar vector]

[regal grove]

He already was

[gilded scroll]

after i just got unbanned...

[kind breach]

brim >>>

[gilded scroll]

😭

[regal grove]

DO IT

[celest jacinth]

HEY NOW

[solid jay]

@eternal field

[celest jacinth]

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

[eternal field]

???

[solar vector]

[tender elm]

This thread is going to shit

[solar vector]

💯

[vagrant briar]

🚫🔥💥👀🤖

Hey there! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️ Listen, I need to have a serious chat with you about something. 🗣️ It's come to my attention that some people are sexually attracted to the characters in Brawl Stars. 🤔 Now, I'm not here to kink shame anyone, but I want to explain why this is not a good idea. 🚫

First of all, let's be clear: the characters in Brawl Stars are not real. 🤖 They are cartoonish representations designed for a mobile game. They do not have the ability to give consent, nor do they have any sexual desires or agency of their own. 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️

Secondly, sexualizing characters in a game can have negative consequences. 👎 It can lead to objectification, where people are reduced to mere sexual objects rather than complex individuals with thoughts, feelings, and agency. It can also contribute to a culture of hypersexualization and unhealthy sexual attitudes. 🔞

Finally, it's important to remember that there are real people out there who can give you the love, affection, and connection that you crave. 💖👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Seeking sexual attraction to cartoon characters can be a sign of underlying issues that could be better addressed through therapy or self-reflection. 🧘‍♀️📝

So, let's all agree to keep our sexual desires where they belong: with real, consenting human beings. 🙏👥 Let's respect the boundaries of fictional characters and the potential negative impacts of sexualizing them. 🚫🔥💥👀

[gilded scroll]

i hope zesushi18 gets mauled by the catbus in tototro

[tender elm]

Can’t believe I had all notifications on for this thread at one point

[solid jay]

u are a guardian of rankings, u cant do ur job

[tender elm]

Oh well

I’m not cut for mod

Gotta settle for guardian

[solar vector]

Waat!!?! I ain't reading that

[gilded scroll]

@regal grove @tough jolt we've won

[celest jacinth]

hey

[tender elm]

Plus I don’t need a nitro to keep my orange name tag

[celest jacinth]

why r u guys mean to benz

[gilded scroll]

to be fair

[celest jacinth]

benz seems so slay

[solar vector]

[gilded scroll]

the orange fits him better

than ugly mod green

[regal grove]

Benz paid three enrollment fees

[tender elm]

Yea

[gilded scroll]

benz has orange vibes

not green

[regal grove]

Benz was committed to Syracuse

So makes sense

And then he committed to some cows

[tender elm]

Lmao

[gilded scroll]

birb did u ever play pokemon

[regal grove]

Only online tcg

[gilded scroll]

ugh

[regal grove]

And I don’t even play that anymore

You mean Pokémon go?

I collect Pokémon cards

Not anymore

But I have a huge collection

[solid jay]

time to get rid of

[gilded scroll]

because he shuts down me and vedas trolling operations

[regal grove]

And mine

[tender elm]

It was funny

[gilded scroll]

yes

[tender elm]

The other dude was excessive tho

Not u guys

[gilded scroll]

who

[regal grove]

Who

[tender elm]

Tuni

[celest jacinth]

ohhhh

[gilded scroll]

ohhh

[regal grove]

Actually Benz got pissed at us

[gilded scroll]

the we bare bears pfp

[tender elm]

Wish that dude would stfu sometimes

[regal grove]

Tuni is a brawl stars pro player

Lmao

[gilded scroll]

i dont know much about tuni

but he asked if i did isef

and i felt sad

[celest jacinth]

firestar did u know my bf is on a2c now

[gilded scroll]

that is

[celest jacinth]

i have infected him

[gilded scroll]

why would you do that

[celest jacinth]

on accident.

[gilded scroll]

do you not care about him or something

[celest jacinth]

ofc i care abt him

i think

hes just seen me on reddit

so much

that he got reddit

plus i would always send him r/aitas

[gilded scroll]

😟

aitas are funny

[regal grove]

I love that sub

[celest jacinth]

and now he's on a2c

[regal grove]

But sometimes tldr

[celest jacinth]

we both sit tog and assess them

its very fun

[regal grove]

I love mildly infuriating