Stanford (2022-2023)

[rain dagger]

For a virtual year

[idle warren]

Why is there a category for incest in there

Like I appreciate how it’s 0 but why is it even a category

[dry bobcat]

harvard's report

i love the Clery Act

the true test of a college's worth

[rain dagger]

Where do you see this I wanna check yale

[dry bobcat]

the Jeanne Clery Act forces all colleges to publish past 3 years of crime stats

[rain dagger]

That one arson

[dry bobcat]

just search "clery act + college name"

@rain dagger

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
2 hours, 9 minutes and 30 seconds until the decision date

[prisma gazelle]

dang

after this my college process will officially be complete

that’s wild…

[wind eagle]

There’s like 50k murders in the admissions office every year

[dry bobcat]

oop

[idle warren]

Too true 😭

[prisma gazelle]

Holy crap congrats on Princeton!!

[wind eagle]

lol thanks

Where r u going?

[prisma gazelle]

Probably Yale 🙂

[pearl quartz]

thats fire gj

[dry bobcat]

as an intl middle class student asking for aid i envy your acceptance

[prisma gazelle]

Thx 😊

[pearl quartz]

did u get into any other ivies

[prisma gazelle]

Nope 💀

[rain dagger]

1 hate crime?

[cyan escarp]

Better than none I suppose

[prisma gazelle]

Jesus Christ wtf

[rain dagger]

So is that a Yale alum committing the crime

Or a Yale student is the victim

[trail basin]

I hate that I laughed at that

[rain dagger]

Because it's not on campus

[dry bobcat]

could be a student

[trail basin]

Where do you find that?

[dry bobcat]

just... not on campus

[prisma gazelle]

28 cases of sexual assault is ridiculous

Is this unique to Yale?

[wind eagle]

It’s definitely way more

Sa is a huge huge problem

Rich entitled men

[prisma gazelle]

☹️

[grizzled pecan]

So if you didn't get raped during ivy day you'll just get raped on campus

got it

[grave galleon]

good luck tmrw y’all

[spring glade]

oh no

[prisma gazelle]

I’m going to hell for laughing at that 💀

[crystal fox]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
2 hours, 1 minute and 57 seconds until the decision date

[crystal fox]

2 HOURS

[rain dagger]

Bruh💀💀💀

[grave galleon]

wait it’s today?

[crystal fox]

yes

[grave galleon]

GOOD LUCK TODAY THEN

‼️‼️

[mellow sentinel]

2 more hoursss

[prisma gazelle]

It’s in 2 hours omg omg

[rose sparrow]

whats the accpetance rate rd?

[rain dagger]

Duke is in 1 hour right?

[prisma gazelle]

That’s twice as much time as a spent on application

[rain dagger]

!duke

[drowsy oar]

Duke University Decision Date

Duke University decisions come out <t:1680300000> in your local time
1 hour, 1 minute and 23 seconds until the decision date

[rain dagger]

Yah

[grave galleon]

<1% 😆

smth like that

[prisma gazelle]

Wai fe

*fr

I think Stanford is slightly higher than Harvard right

Like just below 4

[cobalt folio]

Eww that was so cringe

[grizzled pecan]

I doubt it

[grave galleon]

nah stanford is the hardest

lowest in all of america

esp RD 😭

[grizzled pecan]

stanny is always historically the lowest

[dry bobcat]

why would you say that.

fuck sake

[grave galleon]

their EA was like 5%

LOL

mb

🌚🌚

[prisma gazelle]

Ah

[dry bobcat]

this is so bad

[prisma gazelle]

Jesus

What’s their class size?

[pearl quartz]

hopefully they take pity on me

[dry bobcat]

i'm going 0.5 (one waitlist) for 5 right now and I'm not liking it

stanford is my last chance

[prisma gazelle]

Acceptance rate doesn’t mean anything tho right, like mit is 5% and neu is 6%

[rain dagger]

Stanford basically ignored me ever since I applied

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 59 minutes and 20 seconds until the decision date

[narrow cosmos]

2 hours oh god

[rain dagger]

Didn't ask for financial aid docs or anything

[grave galleon]

what 🤣

NEU bum ass school 🌚

[rain dagger]

And they don't have my docs

[grave galleon]

WL my friends smh

[prisma gazelle]

Fr fr

[cobalt folio]

Same, except interview

[grizzled pecan]

northwestern finally caught up to NEU acc rate!

[rain dagger]

And I'm international

[narrow cosmos]

stanford pls reject me already so i can move on

[cobalt folio]

Not heard anything from them

[dry bobcat]

i got an interview

and then ghosted

[rain dagger]

My school isn't in an interview location so my portal said we can't offer you an interview

Ik someone from my country who got in without an interview

[rose sparrow]

is getting an interview a good sign

[cobalt folio]

Where you from?

[rain dagger]

So I'm not worried about that

[prisma gazelle]

How good is a Stanford waitlist typically?

[heavy tapir]

……….

[rain dagger]

Iran

[grizzled pecan]

just based on availability

[cobalt folio]

Ohhhh ok

[dry bobcat]

"just based on availability"

[heavy tapir]

Interviews mean basically nothing btw

[dry bobcat]

no

it defines your success

no interview?

withdraw

immediately

[cobalt folio]

^^

[heavy tapir]

I had interviews for rice harvard tufts and rejected

No interview for penn and got wharton

[cobalt folio]

Although i got ghosted by Harvard after i applied and got rejected

[prisma gazelle]

Oh Stanford waitlists 1% lol

[rain dagger]

But yk Penn and Yale were the only schools that interviewed me and the only Ivies I got in

[wind eagle]

IT IS🥰🥰🥰

[rain dagger]

So maybe it's important for ivies

[grave galleon]

cap both of u r wrong

[rain dagger]

But ik it's not for Stanford

[prisma gazelle]

🤦‍♂️

[grave galleon]

columbia is #18 forever

[cobalt folio]

If i get waitlisted by Stanny, im giving up.

[heavy tapir]

Def not look at what i said :p

[cobalt folio]

OMGGG WELL DONE FOR GETTING INTO PENN AND YALE!!

[prisma gazelle]

Bros forgetting about neu

[mystic nest]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 55 minutes and 44 seconds until the decision date

[rain dagger]

Tbh Columbia was the only ivy I'm sad I got rejected from😭

I wanted Columbia

[grave galleon]

where did u get?

[rain dagger]

Thanks!

[prisma gazelle]

Dang congrats

[rain dagger]

Oh just saw that💀 it doesn't matter then

[rain dagger]

Yale and Penn

[grave galleon]

YO PENN AND YALE

W

dude ngl

[grizzled pecan]

yale > columbia ❤️

[grave galleon]

i was sad abt yale

lmaoooo

🥲

[dry bobcat]

how can you get into two ivies

give me one wtf

[cobalt folio]

Especially as an intl as well

[rain dagger]

NYC > New haven

[grizzled pecan]

true

but yale > columbia

[rain dagger]

But I'm fucking happy about Yale anyway

[grave galleon]

can i tell u that after living here for 13 years i don’t like it 💀

[grizzled pecan]

also how many of yall are going to stanford over ivies if yall get in

I'm curious

[prisma gazelle]

nah I didn’t even apply to Columbia 🤡 don’t wana deal with the core

[rain dagger]

Oh I don't wanna live there

[grave galleon]

wait DM @rain dagger

[placid roost]

me

[prisma gazelle]

Stanford over Princeton?????

[placid roost]

yeah 😭

[rain dagger]

And because I don't wanna live there I wanna experience it in college

[cobalt folio]

If i had gotten into ivies, id chose Stanford over them any day

[dry bobcat]

hmm

stanford has a huge philosophy program

but columbia was my dream :'(

[prisma gazelle]

Stanford just feels like one big tech feeder ngl

Princeton any day

[cobalt folio]

Stanford is in warm area

[grizzled pecan]

I mean you could say princeton just feels like one big quant/finance feeder

[cobalt folio]

Thats my only reason

[prisma gazelle]

Nah but Princeton has really notable alum outside of that

[placid roost]

im from cali so i just prefer the weather and vibe of stanford more ig

[prisma gazelle]

Ah

[cyan escarp]

The bay is great

[pearl quartz]

and has the movie a beautiful mind

[cobalt folio]

If i get in, I’d say yes in a heartbeat. I’m so done with this bipolar British weather

[cyan escarp]

Oh U IN BRITAIN????

damn yeah

Get over here asap

[placid roost]

the names that come to mind are jeff bezos, michelle obama, fitzgerald

oh and sotomayor

[cobalt folio]

Wordddd. Stanny needs to accept me for that tho :(. My chances are probs 0.01%

[prisma gazelle]

Albert Einstein

Not really alum but still

[placid roost]

hes not an alum

yeah

[pearl quartz]

bezos went to princeton?

[placid roost]

yea

[prisma gazelle]

And also Richard Feynman I think

[cobalt folio]

He also want MIT

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 48 minutes and 16 seconds until the decision date

[pearl quartz]

did his kid go to princeton with the legacy status

oh ye he does go to princeton

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 47 minutes and 41 seconds until the decision date

[pearl quartz]

go ahead and become bezos' SO and be set for life

[placid roost]

or mackenzie scotts so

[pearl quartz]

ye go ahead and pull a mackenzie on his son

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 38 minutes and 19 seconds until the decision date

[rain dagger]

Cmon Stanford just hand me my acceptance I wanna sleep

Please

Pleaseeetuie

[mellow wyvern]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 35 minutes and 56 seconds until the decision date

[pulsar hull]

ESG

[rain dagger]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 26 minutes and 29 seconds until the decision date

[rain dagger]

Please take me I'll write so many poems for Iranian studies poetry nights

I'll do shahnameh khani there

No other school has these😭😭😭😭

Please Stanford

[cobalt folio]

Btw you need to introduce me to some good Iranian songs… idk any

[tame dome]

Ey joonam

Fire

[rain dagger]

Modern Iranian pop sucks. Listen to old ones if you want

But it’s not my cup of tea I just listen to Persian rap

[cobalt folio]

Joonam means life right?

[rain dagger]

Yeah but it's like saying baby

Life is the literal translation

Or if you like someone or are besties with them you say joonam when they call out your name

Instead of yes

[deep wren]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 22 minutes and 24 seconds until the decision date

[deep wren]

me

die

[rain dagger]

Then you can say jaanam which is the same word but implies that you love them so much more

[deep wren]

today

[rain dagger]

Or you can say Jaan which is too much love

[deep wren]

I have another hour and a half with my stanford hoodie

[tidal vessel]

or Jaanu

[junior elk]

Same here 🤣

Wear it to manifest

[deep wren]

I will

[rain dagger]

But creepy middle aged men say it to younger girls so people do use it the wrong way

[deep wren]

I go straight home when school ends and sit in my hoodie for the half hour

[rain dagger]

That's not a Persian word it's probably an accent

Prolly southern accent though I have to hear it to make sure

[cobalt folio]

Yeah, where I’m from we say “jaan”

[rain dagger]

Where?

[cobalt folio]

India

[rain dagger]

Oh nice

[rain dagger]

.

[cobalt folio]

Yeah jaan is too much love for us too

[tidal vessel]

It is a southern accent acc, south East to be precise

[cobalt folio]

Oh wow thats so cool

[rain dagger]

Baloochi?

[tidal vessel]

yep

[rain dagger]

COOL

[cobalt folio]

Ohhh in that case they may have taken it from us

[rain dagger]

Janu?

But yeah the accent is very similar

[cobalt folio]

Jaanu for us is a cute way of saying jaan

[terse notch]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 16 minutes and 42 seconds until the decision date

[dim wagon]

500-600 people ,around 10% chance of getting off

[rain dagger]

Oh then yeah it's probably similar to hindi or pashto

[rain dagger]

Wait that's not that terrible

Stanford anything but a rejection

[dim wagon]

Yeah wl is really good

[rain dagger]

I'd take a WL

[crisp patrol]

I heard they even gave an intl aid off of the waitlist once

which is very unusual

[terse notch]

fr

[dim wagon]

Last year wl was bad stats cuz yield was higher than expected across the board
This year they've adjusted their software to compensate so expect similar to 2-3 yr ago wait-list stats

[rain dagger]

Stanford has a 100% yield rate from my country

Anyone who has been accepted has committed

Which is like 2 people in the past 5 years

AH I WANT STANFORD

[junior elk]

ME TOOO

We will get it!!

[terse notch]

pleaseee im praying

[rain dagger]

Yes we will

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 10 minutes and 50 seconds until the decision date

[rose sparrow]

iss there any portal astrology for it

[terse notch]

nope

[terse notch]

LMAO

[faint fossil]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 hour, 8 minutes and 53 seconds until the decision date

[dull radish]

i thought the website said early april for stanford

[lost sandal]

Bro I am just curious 😕

[native flax]

If you click on withdraw application link in your portal and get Access Denied, it means that you are either accepted, waitlisted, or denied ™️

[lost sandal]

So helpful

Thanks!

[terse notch]

i stg if decisions dont come out today im gonna have a breakdown

[earnest escarp]

they are bro

[dull radish]

LMFAOO

ME TOO

but how do we know

[terse notch]

idk a lot of ppl said today

[earnest escarp]

they published on their website

[dull radish]

oh wait just kidding

[earnest escarp]

yeah its the pinned emssage

[dull radish]

yea they changed it to march 31st

when i checked a while ago it said early april

AHHHH GOOD LUCK YALL

[terse notch]

good luck omg

this is getting too real bruh

[hollow dawn]

Duke in 5 mins

[flat scroll]

only deferred people have it

[dull radish]

stanford is my last one i’m crying

[terse notch]

same

and ivy day flopped for me

[dull radish]

omg scaryyeywhwk

NOO

[terse notch]

hoping for a miracle

[dull radish]

it’s okay stanford wants u so bad

[terse notch]

praying

did u get into any ivies

[dull radish]

i only applied california oops

[terse notch]

dont worry i got ga tech

[arctic citrus]

Idk man, gt is the only school i've gotten

[terse notch]

ayyyeee

[arctic citrus]

I need stanford

[terse notch]

fr i need stanford

[arctic citrus]

What major

[terse notch]

compe through gauranteed transfer

[dull radish]

GT IS CRAZY GOOD THOUGH

[terse notch]

does that count 🙈

[dull radish]

omg that’s good

[terse notch]

i applied science technology and society for stanford

how bout yall

[arctic citrus]

I applied biomed eng

[terse notch]

niceee

for gt too?

[arctic citrus]

No gt i did compe

[dull radish]

what’s compe :0

[dull radish]

cs…

crying

[prime summit]

opening my decision tmrw so I can blame it on April fools 😌

[arctic citrus]

But i like how stanford doesn't make you pick majors

[terse notch]

bruhhhh

[rain dagger]

I did CS / Iranian studies/ sociology iirc

I'm not sure about the third one

[dull radish]

REAL

[rain dagger]

But science technology and society is such a cool major

[terse notch]

frrrr

[rain dagger]

I didn't know about it when I applied

[flat scroll]

WAIT IM SO SORRY I REAS THIS WRONG

I THOUGHT TOU WERE SERIOUS

[terse notch]

my second major was mathematics

[flat scroll]

oh my god

[rain dagger]

I'd pick it instead of sociology

[flat scroll]

😭

[terse notch]

LOL

[arctic citrus]

I hate that stanford is it

And done

[terse notch]

praying i at least get waitlist PLZZZZ

[arctic citrus]

Last one

[terse notch]

fr

same

[arctic citrus]

Does stanny waitlist a lot?

[native flax]

bruh lol

[terse notch]

stanford wanna be different so bad

[terse notch]

no

[arctic citrus]

How many get off waitlist?

[heavy tapir]

1 hour @ornate bone

[terse notch]

i think about 10%

[last oxide]

how many does stanford accept in rd every year?

[terse notch]

about 2000

[flat scroll]

5 million

[last oxide]

if and only if

[hybrid shadow]

they wouldn't be Stanford if they did lol

[prisma gazelle]

0

🤪

[terse notch]

im actually having trouble breathing now

💀

1 more hour

[prisma gazelle]

gl everyone

[sullen shale]

Dude careful

[terse notch]

im trying

[ornate bone]

Me too except that only happens when I eat nuts

[terse notch]

LOL

[viscid vapor]

smoking that duke L

[flat scroll]

eat deez nuts

[terse notch]

damn

[viscid vapor]

berk better

[flat scroll]

😻

[dim wagon]

One more hour until I have received all apps

[terse notch]

same

[viscid vapor]

berk just better yo

[terse notch]

this is getting too scary

[prisma gazelle]

same

[rain dagger]

I still have Reed college

[cosmic breach]

Best of luck to everyone

[rain dagger]

Ik it's gonna be a rejection

[lethal hollow]

the finale is arriving for me

[rain dagger]

But they’re not releasing the fucking rejection

I wanna be done ugh

[ornate bone]

Thank u and congrats on Stanford even tho it’s like 3 months late lol

[viscid vapor]

YES I GOT REJECTED FROM DUKE FUCK NORTH CAROLINA CALIFORNIA BETTER PRATT IS SHIT

[terse notch]

LOL

[prisma gazelle]

kind of random a2c is actually so cracked fr 😤 everyone here is going somewhere crazy

[terse notch]

yeah fr

[stray granite]

Aw man it's crazy that this is my last hour in this Discord and the a2c reddit

[sturdy pebble]

when is stanford comjng out

[solid warren]

We’ll just got rejected from duke

[terse notch]

im happy

[solid warren]

Stanford please

[terse notch]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
54 minutes and 54 seconds until the decision date

[earnest escarp]

Stanford is my last hope and my lowest chance 🥰

[prisma gazelle]

same

[terse notch]

yeah same

[faint fossil]

I'll be back next year....
Nothing happened this year.... at all... wow. What an L

[stray granite]

Like, is anyone else leaving one or both a2c platforms after this

[prisma gazelle]

after this i'm leaving and never looking back lol

[stray granite]

Yeah

[earnest escarp]

omg same! can't wait to see you this fall!

[rustic sluice]

Only Stanford left.

[faint fossil]

Hahaha see you soon mate

[sullen shale]

Me when salmon 😭

[rustic sluice]

After Stanford comes out, Im leaving A2C. What a day. Feels great to end this shit process.

[dim wagon]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
52 minutes and 48 seconds until the decision date

[glass stream]

👀👀

dam one more hr

[past jay]

It’s April 1 for me now Stanford rejection = Stanford acceptance (april fools)

[earnest escarp]

I wish I didn't decide to take 5/7 of my AP classes in my senior year now

[glass stream]

LOL

[viscid vapor]

cal > duke

duke l

north carolina trash

[earnest escarp]

south carolina stays winning

[glass stream]

:))

[viscid vapor]

@glass stream whats your major

[glass stream]

econ my alt is stats

[viscid vapor]

ayyyy nice

[glass stream]

😎👍👍

[viscid vapor]

im most prob committing

today

[glass stream]

same here

i got into uci too but ppl been telling me cal is better

[viscid vapor]

honestly i would take berk eecs over stanford

[lucid bough]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
50 minutes and 7 seconds until the decision date

[glass stream]

LOL

[grave rampart]

wake me up in 50 minutes for my rejection letter

[heavy tapir]

AGHH STANFORD AHHGHAHAH

[glass stream]

same here

[grave rampart]

no shot im getting accepted after ive been rejected all ivies + duke

[earnest escarp]

same

[rustic sluice]

same. prolly safety school it is.

FUCK THIS PROCESS>

FR>

[grave rampart]

real

[glass stream]

😭

[viscid vapor]

berk eecs my safety school 😤

[glass stream]

is eecs computer science?

[solid warren]

if I get rejected I’m going to Sephora and buying a bunch of makeup

[subtle forge]

retail therapy 💪

[rustic sluice]

guys can u share ur stanford suppliments

[shut trench]

for you to steal them lol

[earnest escarp]

lmao

[rustic sluice]

just to read, since we all gettin rejected soon.

[viscid vapor]

yes

[glass stream]

yoo nicee

[terse notch]

PRAYINGGGGYY

[shut trench]

i just wrote about food and plants and chess, nothing interesting 💀

[earnest escarp]

I spent half of my roommate essay talking about how Walt Disney is frozen and they're preparing to bring him back

[terse notch]

MY HEARTTTT IS RACING

[subtle forge]

i don’t remember stanford tbh

[heavy tapir]

AHGAHG

[terse notch]

I talked about Nicki Minaj

[wide tapir]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
46 minutes and 32 seconds until the decision date

[terse notch]

Let’s pray they liked it 🙈

[shut trench]

I've accepted the 100% chance that I will be rejected 😂

[terse notch]

Same

Kinda

[glass stream]

nicki minaj

[glass surge]

If I got waitlisted I would be over the moon

[crystal fox]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
45 minutes and 24 seconds until the decision date

[rain dagger]

Me too

[crystal fox]

STOOPPP

45 min

[glass stream]

i got waitlisted to vanderbilt and amherst

[cunning mesa]

harvard waitlist 😓

[glass stream]

glll

[wide tapir]

4% Chance everybody it's all based on luck.

[rain dagger]

I got waitlisted Dartmouth Bowdoin Bates and colby

And somewhere else I don't remember

[terse notch]

Yeah

[golden hare]

Alright coming off a 5 rejection streak, and 3 WL before that. Stanford will take care of me ❤️

[glass stream]

i wrote about roblox

[rain dagger]

Be my roommate

[terse notch]

LMAO

[glass stream]

and wrote about roblox in my piqs

[terse notch]

Let’s pray we both get in

[glass stream]

for ucs

[mystic hull]

🙏🙏 stanford please you're my last hope

[dim wagon]

Getting ready to open my rejection letter in 44 mins

[glass stream]

😌👍

[earnest escarp]

‼️

[terse notch]

LOL

[dim wagon]

how long did it take u to type that

[earnest escarp]

bout a couple minutes

ive done it before

so i had that muscle memory

[terse notch]

I need a waitlist bruh

I’m freaking out

[pearl quartz]

what about roblox

[terse notch]

This happened to me yesterday for the ivies

But it’s worse

For stanny

[noble grotto]

Gl jits

[terse notch]

Thanks

[small jungle]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
40 minutes and 8 seconds until the decision date

[small jungle]

Ooh

[split atlas]

We in the college admissions endgame!

45 minutes till it’s all over 🎉😭

[terse notch]

AHHHHHH

[earnest escarp]

NOT FOR ME! MY ASS HAS TO REAPPLY!! 😈

[vestal flicker]

bro WHAT

I would cry

[mellow sentinel]

[terse notch]

IM SCAREDDD

[prime summit]

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
37 minutes and 5 seconds until the decision date

[hybrid shadow]

I still got another 1.5 months. Canadians universities release most of their decisions during mid May😭

[prime summit]

kcl and ucl releases by may 19th at the latest

Almost 3 weeks after I need to commit lol

[sharp stag]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
36 minutes and 22 seconds until the decision date

[subtle forge]

just came from duke thread hi guys

[sharp stag]

same

but it's stanford time

[subtle forge]

ready for “i regret to inform you”?

😈

[cyan escarp]

Not ready

But

alas

[hybrid shadow]

its actually this

[subtle forge]

oh they’re “very sorry” how genuine 🤯

[earnest escarp]

You know what. Now I think I get Ted Kaczynski's whole point.

[wide tapir]

KCl or UC Irvine? What would you choose

[prime summit]

oop i meant University College London 💀

[terse notch]

If they were very sorry they’d do something about it 😒

[unkempt mango]

how everyone feeling in here

[terse notch]

my heart is racing like crazy

[unkempt mango]

got rejected EA😍😍

[earnest escarp]

[terse notch]

My whole body feels like a screenshot

[unkempt mango]

good luck!!

to all of y’all

[dim wagon]

everybody needs to relax and do something in the meantime

[wide tapir]

Oh didn't apply to UCL because their application was bs

[earnest escarp]

this is what im doing in the meantime

[unkempt mango]

any defers in here ?

[prime summit]

yea it’s not my fav

[wide tapir]

You did the exam?

[flat scroll]

i'm doing my school play rn 😭

[prime summit]

nope 🤡

[flat scroll]

THE PLAY STARTS WHEN STANFORD RELEASES

LOL

[prime summit]

not expecting anything

[earnest escarp]

lmao

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
32 minutes and 48 seconds until the decision date

[dim wagon]

😭😭

[mortal pecan]

so true

[dim wagon]

yesterday i was at work

[mortal pecan]

clcik clik

[dim wagon]

when i opened all my ivy decisions

my manager sent me home early bc i was legit tweaking 💀💀💀

[earnest escarp]

most sane a2c user

[dim wagon]

my hands were shaking and everything

[glass surge]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
32 minutes and 4 seconds until the decision date

[glass surge]

32 minutes

that’s just 4 minutes, 8 times

[dim wagon]

take a shower, cook and eat smth

[glass surge]

we’re in the end game now

[dim wagon]

yeah everybody should take a shower rn

[shut trench]

i'm going to drive the post office and back lol

[junior elk]

WE will alll get into Stanford!

[flat scroll]

this anxiety is giving me bowel movements

[shut trench]

(except me lol)

[ornate bone]

Off topic but new episode of young Sheldon was funny so if u haven’t watched it yet then go watch

[brave sundial]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
31 minutes and 3 seconds until the decision date

[terse notch]

Same

Idk why I’m stressing

I got rejected from the ivies

[golden hare]

Literally on a 5 reject streak but I'm nothing if not delusional

It's been a week since my last acceptance

[dim wagon]

lol

[rain dagger]

DUDE YOU GOT INTO NU

[terse notch]

Fr

[dim wagon]

a2c

[rain dagger]

Why do u call urself delusional lmao

[terse notch]

Delulu asf 🙈

[shut trench]

me on a seven ❤️

[rain dagger]

I almost cried after NU rejection

[flat scroll]

i'm delusional i got into gtech transfer and umiami 🤡

[golden hare]

Yeah NU is cool but I liked other schools more. And I'm legacy at NU so idkk

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
28 minutes and 15 seconds until the decision date

[rain dagger]

Hope u get into Stanford today!

[golden hare]

Thanks 🤞❤️

[terse notch]

My heart is racing way too fast

It’s not normal

[wide tapir]

Every 20 seconds "!Stanford"

[humble eagle]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
27 minutes and 5 seconds until the decision date

[wide tapir]

Lmao

[dim wagon]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
26 minutes and 19 seconds until the decision date

[dim wagon]

get off discord

[heavy tapir]

WE’RE SO CLOSE

[rain dagger]

YET SO FAR

[junior elk]

GL TO YALL

[heavy tapir]

THANKS THORFINN

[zealous marsh]

gl everyone

[gloomy cipher]

!Stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
21 minutes and 5 seconds until the decision date

[zealous marsh]

final decision took so many Ls and not many Ws

[terse notch]

same

[twilit bear]

:))

i have accepted failure

[ornate bone]

look at this dog guys

[twilit bear]

he is quite nice

[split atlas]

Awwww

[twilit bear]

i like him

[twilit bear]

congrats on duke man

[ornate bone]

ooh grants congrats on duke!!!!

[split atlas]

Thanks, super surprised!

But now it’s time to migrate to the stanny hype train 🎄

[viscid vapor]

berk and gt saved my ass lmao

[heavy tapir]

STANHFOAUFUS

[oblique kestrel]

georgia tech commit in 20

let’s go

[viscid vapor]

berk eecs commit in 20

lesssgo

[heavy tapir]

Wharton commit in 20

Lets go

[oblique kestrel]

sheeeesh

op ppl here

[rustic sluice]

rutgers commit in 20 😦

[rich cargo]

Ucla in an hour and half

Got a piano lesson

[viscid vapor]

@heavy tapir our colleges dominating their fields fr fr

[rain dagger]

Mentally I'm a Yale commit in 20

[hybrid shadow]

Stanford commit in 20

[grave rampart]

stanford reject incoming whos with me

[mortal pecan]

gl folks!

[atomic harbor]

good luck!!

[mortal pecan]

same (i didnt apply)

[wanton vigil]

I don’t even understand why portal astrology exists. Could a CS person explain why these colleges don’t just wait to update their admission portal websites until after the admissions release date?

[atomic harbor]

same 🙏

[heavy tapir]

Frfr i wouldnt mind being rejected

[viscid vapor]

yeah bro

[rain dagger]

Because it's not a simple you're in or not letter

[oblique kestrel]

wharton > stanford tf

[viscid vapor]

would lowkey pick berk eecs over stanford

[rain dagger]

And they do this to avoid crashing the website

Can't do it all at once

[oblique kestrel]

wharton is first in business and is not close

[wanton vigil]

Yeah, I didn’t consider that.

[viscid vapor]

berk eecs legit best cs degree on par with MIT

[oblique kestrel]

mit best then cmu

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
15 minutes and 20 seconds until the decision date

[oblique kestrel]

then stan and berk idk which is better

[heavy tapir]

Idk if i wanna do business tho

[viscid vapor]

MIT CMU Berk and Stanford are all #1

[heavy tapir]

If i commit wharton i basically have to go business

[viscid vapor]

they are the big four of cs\

[oblique kestrel]

yeah there’s an order though

[heavy tapir]

Stanny gives me options

[oblique kestrel]

true

[split atlas]

We like options

[heavy tapir]

Exactlyyy

[unkempt mango]

bro got yale duke and GT

[viscid vapor]

stanford makes my choice life hell

[unkempt mango]

😭😭😭

jesus christ

[lethal hollow]

bro is cracked

[viscid vapor]

berk eecs and stanford cs are legit twins

[unkempt mango]

stanford better

[viscid vapor]

i got gt cs too

[heavy tapir]

FIFTENE MINUTTES

[fossil badger]

Why am I here I got rejected from all of HYPSM. I really think I have a shot 😭

[heavy tapir]

GOLY GUAICONLE

[dim wagon]

depends on major

[dim wagon]

hey not s yet

stanford is cooler than HYPSM

[heavy tapir]

@ornate bone we’re getting in??

[unkempt mango]

i thought stanford admits to school@not major

[wanton vigil]

I really hope this portal astrology stuff on college confidential is just random.

[fossil badger]

CS ofc

[heavy tapir]

What do u think the s in hypsm stands for 😭😭

[fossil badger]

So I’m doomed

[dim wagon]

idk

[rain dagger]

What S in hypsm yall mean

[sinful moat]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
13 minutes and 17 seconds until the decision date

[fossil badger]

But I’ve always wanted to live in Cali

[dim wagon]

stanford cooler than all other east coast private schools

[fossil badger]

FR

[mortal pecan]

i thought that until i miraculously got into a school with the 2nd lowest acceptance rate this yr

[ornate bone]

i am so fucking confused

[heavy tapir]

So the ivy league

[mortal pecan]

there’s always a first

[dim wagon]

i think?

yeah

[ornate bone]

is cabbage or lettuce the sphere???

[heavy tapir]

Dont be we get in

[rain dagger]

Wait why

[dim wagon]

stanford is cooler than the ivy league

[ornate bone]

i swear this is cabbage right????

[heavy tapir]

Both

[oblique kestrel]

nah

[ornate bone]

but its lettuce??? what the fuck

[dim wagon]

no thats lettuce

[oblique kestrel]

all i ever wanted was an ivy

[heavy tapir]

Thats lettuce

[oblique kestrel]

and i got 0/7

[rain dagger]

Yeah

[ornate bone]

wait what

[oblique kestrel]

:D

[fossil badger]

My essays were fire too

Kind of

[oblique kestrel]

0/11 incoming

[dim wagon]

i rizzed up my stanford interviewer

[oblique kestrel]

this my last RD school

[ornate bone]

but this is cabbage

[oblique kestrel]

so far 0/10

[dim wagon]

had her crying laughing the entire time

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
12 minutes and 16 seconds until the decision date

[fossil badger]

Only thing is that I’m on the other side of the country

[pearl quartz]

ur in then

[dim wagon]

thats good

[lethal hollow]

im still so confused about my interview, they claim its based on geographic availability but mine was from like 400 miles away

[dim wagon]

i wrote every last one of my supps the night of so

[fossil badger]

shit really

[rain dagger]

Stanford if you didn't like my sth meaningful essay go fuck yourself please

[lethal hollow]

yeah

[fossil badger]

I didn’t get one 😭

[dim wagon]

a norcal interviewer interviewed me even though im applying from southern california 💀💀

[terse notch]

fr

mine was good

[dull radish]

SO REAL

[prime summit]

11 mins left in the college decision process

[rain dagger]

Like my Stanford sups were 20 times better than Yale

[dull radish]

AHHH

[viscid vapor]

bro left socal to go to atlanta huge W

[fossil badger]

Omg yeah

[dim wagon]

same, yale was so bad for me

[fossil badger]

Last decision

[dim wagon]

yea

[sterile python]

Damn it was kind of uneventful for me lmao

[dull radish]

last decision for me 2

[small jungle]

10 mins

[dim wagon]

i wish it were berkeley

but it is what it is

[prime summit]

felt

[fossil badger]

Bruh it’s literal GT

Berk ain’t much better

[dim wagon]

btw im non CS

[viscid vapor]

well i have legit two highlights in the whole app proces

[dim wagon]

im a chemE/bioE major

i have so many riends at berkeley

[pearl quartz]

bru

[dim wagon]

and i love the place

[fossil badger]

Oh fair idk rankings for those

[dim wagon]

irl gta

[viscid vapor]

berk eecs acceptance and gt cs acceptance

[dim wagon]

AAAAAAAAAAA

stanford pls

[dim wagon]

fire

[visual comet]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
9 minutes and 28 seconds until the decision date

[terse notch]

PLEASE STANFORD IM BEGGING

[dim wagon]

they should really consider guardrails on the golden gate bridge for next 3 weeks

[dull radish]

LMFAOIFDJAPIODF

[mellow sentinel]

😭

[fossil badger]

holy shit did you get into both

[mortal pecan]

good luck good luck good luck

[mellow sentinel]

Wild shit here

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
9 minutes and 8 seconds until the decision date

[ornate bone]

why are fanmade pokekmon so muhc better than gamefreaks designs

its so stuipd

[dim wagon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886777898336399410/1075867047898132561/1075856952795603074.gif

[viscid vapor]

stanford im creasing for you ong

[gloomy cipher]

Can someone send the link of portal? I can't find it

[mortal pecan]

🤨

[dull radish]

CREASING

[terse notch]

https://apply.stanford.edu/apply/status

[gloomy cipher]

Thanks

[visual comet]

yas

[mortal pecan]

guys it won’t let me in my portal

???

[ornate bone]

guys is it too late to send updates to stanford?

[dull radish]

oh ma

[dim wagon]

no not at all

[dull radish]

ur just better

[split atlas]

Average a2cer

[dim wagon]

they will chagne their decision in 9 minutes

[fossil badger]

Everyone with such cool schools in their usernames and I’m just here like OSU ‘27

[lucid bough]

No. Tell them how badly you want to appeal your denial.

[nova crown]

my mom: "let me know if you get a reject or waitlist"

[prime summit]

🌝

[visual comet]

stanford 27 soon 🫶

[dull radish]

real

[mellow sentinel]

8 minutes

[small jungle]

lmaoo

[dull radish]

ROOTING FOR U

[deep wren]

Stanny pull thru

[mortal pecan]

dw amy you’re getting accepted

[gloomy cipher]

What does access denied to withdraw application mean?

[crystal fox]

soon

soon

[deep wren]

Wearing my stanny hoods for gl

[nova crown]

nah bro.

I've given up

[mortal pecan]

no you are

[dim wagon]

screenshot?

[nova crown]

It's ok

[mortal pecan]

you are

[rustic sluice]

8 min till its over

[dull radish]

i think thats if you got deffered ea

[mortal pecan]

don’t worry

[nova crown]

If no one got me Williams got me

[fossil badger]

I want you to get in purely because an HYS sweep would be legendary

[rustic sluice]

the 2023 college admissions season.

[mortal pecan]

SO TRUE

[rustic sluice]

WOHOOOOO!

[nova crown]

(no one got me)

[fossil badger]

Which would you pick

[prime summit]

[mortal pecan]

willliams is so awesome tho

[terse notch]

i cant explain how my body feels right now

like its numb

[nova crown]

Yeah but my parents do not think so 😹

[mortal pecan]

@nova crown from one SSPer to another you will do great anywhere

[dim wagon]

7 minutes

[nova crown]

My parents want us to take a day next week to figure out where I went wrong and how to fix myself for the future 💀

[dim wagon]

pls

im shaking

watch the portal crash

and take 3 hours to go back up

[hearty moon]

Lol

[dull delta]

15 rejections in a row 💪🏼

[rain dagger]

My dad was like Yale rejected me for PhD there's no way they let you in and I'm waiting for my acceptance letter to slap it in his face

[dull delta]

lets go stanford

[pearl quartz]

Nah thats foul

[fossil badger]

felt man

[earnest escarp]

WHO IS FORD AND WHY TF DO YALL STAN HIM

[dull radish]

HELLO

im so sorry

[dim wagon]

are you not a williams admit

[quasi oyster]

gl to everyone expecting stanford decisions! may the odds forever be in your favor.

[halcyon ore]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
5 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date

[viscid vapor]

bro the mascot is a fucking tree

[mortal pecan]

that’s absolutely crazy, so sorry abt your situation but williams had like a 0% acceptance rate

[hearty moon]

Bout to get in to one out of 9 rd decisions

[dim wagon]

a friend of mine is choosing williams over columbia and dartmouth lmao

[mortal pecan]

so ur def good enough

[dim wagon]

williams is cracked

hypsm of lacs

[hearty moon]

And I’ve already gotten into the one

[dim wagon]

see i set low expectations for my parents throughout high school and now i get to flex on them

[fossil badger]

Omg m’y parents tried to do that when I got rejected from my EA schools

[tough oxide]

same, applied RD

[hearty moon]

But no way Stanford hits

[dim wagon]

gg go next

[dim wagon]

eveyrone has that except defer from rea ppl

preemptively

[wide tapir]

4% Chance 96% Faith 🙏

[mortal pecan]

it means you can’t withdraw

there’s 6 min til decisions bro

they’re not gonna let you withdraw

[earnest escarp]

Where do y'alls parents come from? At least be glad that whatever kids you have won't have to deal with that.

[dim wagon]

5 minnnn

[quasi oyster]

yes... wishing you all the best.

[gloomy cipher]

STANFORD

[vital wing]

BEST OF LUCK

[viscid vapor]

imma reopen my berkeley acceptance before opening stanford so i dont sleep with a rejection

[dull delta]

someone lmk the acceptance rate or is it out alr

[prime summit]

rejected from cornell so not expecting anything from stannyville

[dim wagon]

how yall doing

[pearl quartz]

negative percent

[junior elk]

4%

[dim wagon]

boutta throw up

[split atlas]

Same

[dim wagon]

:DDD

[split atlas]

😭

[mortal pecan]

guest you didn’t even apply 😭

[sterile python]

We got this bro

[dim wagon]

send up a prayer rn everybody

[dim wagon]

Are you nervous for chloe 😭

[small jungle]

negative percent lmao

[dim wagon]

mhm

[small jungle]

they making people leave

[sterile python]

This chat is gonna die after decisions come out lmao

[woven valley]

I DONT SEE MY DECISIOn

[gloomy cipher]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
3 minutes and 27 seconds until the decision date

[lethal hollow]

i aint even nervous i know im getting rejected

[fossil badger]

Sameeeee

[viscid vapor]

okay i pull up

[mortal pecan]

reminder if you get rejected chop down a tree

[rain dagger]

Fr

[gloomy cipher]

Rejected

[hearty moon]

I don’t even feel anything from rejections now

[mortal pecan]

show stanford who’s boss

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
2 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date

[dim wagon]

she deserves stanny smh

[rain dagger]

One of my essays was about this

[dim wagon]

i will still be here

[humble eagle]

ahhhhhhhhhhh

[dim wagon]

Going to be unbothered and check at like 6:10 and then not care about my rejection 🤩

i swear to god

[dim wagon]

DAMN u got into Uchicago fucking EA , but rejected all IVIES?? college admissions random and wack af fr

[wide tapir]

Applying to college ends in 2 minutes

[lethal hollow]

yep it be crazy

[sterile python]

Fair enough

I respect that

[rustic sluice]

facts.

[lethal hollow]

i got a CRAZY merit deal at uchicago too which is the weirdest part

[stray granite]

Oh wait is it our

[sterile python]

Last decision damn

[dim wagon]

regents UCSB but rejected berkeley waitlisted LA lol

[quasi oyster]

don't stress, finesse

[sharp stag]

last one for me too

[dim wagon]

its a crapshoot

[hearty moon]

I’m going GTech once Stanford denies me

[mortal pecan]

OMG I GOT IN ||i didn’t apply||

[sterile python]

Then juniors suffer lmaooo

[rustic sluice]

For bettter or worse, it all ends in the next 3 minutes and i'm happy regardless.

[dim wagon]

🤝

[dull radish]

so true

[terse notch]

if i get rejected they have a bad taste in essays for sure

[dim wagon]

frl

[fossil badger]

Yep at least it’ll all be over

[sterile python]

At least we aren’t juniors everyone

[halcyon frost]

same ‼️

[dim wagon]

no more uncertainty

[terse notch]

same

[dim wagon]

relax

[gloomy cipher]

!stanford

[dim wagon]

have fun

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 minute and 38 seconds until the decision date

[oblique kestrel]

same

[prime summit]

after all this i should just go to community college

[wide tapir]

The positive thing is that we're done with this process!!

[terse notch]

AHHHHHHHHH

[dull radish]

yield protected ‼️

[lost sandal]

!stanford

[drowsy oar]

Stanford University Decision Date

Stanford University decisions come out <t:1680303600> in your local time
1 minute and 31 seconds until the decision date

[dull radish]

FOMAGSOPHASDG

GOOD LUCK YALL AHHH

[terse notch]

frr

[gloomy cipher]

Aghhhhhhhhh

[broken palm]

Breh

[wind eagle]

last decision

[shut trench]

Rejections incoming for me :)) not even worried

[pearl quartz]

hamburger uni is fire

[dim wagon]

same

[wide tapir]

You guy's received email?

[wind eagle]

what a crazy 6 motnhs tho

LOL

[viscid vapor]

I GOT IN

[compact crater]

its coming out in one minute right

[quasi oyster]

my sister will be going to purdue if stanford rejects her

[viscid vapor]

to uc brkeley

[unkempt mango]

💀💀

[sterile python]

I’m happy that it’s almost over lmao

[compact crater]

respectfully jack and jill yourself