Stanford (2022-2023)

[solid remnant]

kendrick in box

kendrick in booooooooox

[novel crane]

hm are u able to hear things without captions

i thought everyone was the same w cochloear implants lol

[ivory sand]

damn alright then

[novel crane]

i actually still have a lil bit of hearing left cuz my surgeon tried to save my cells

[mortal pecan]

TAME IMPALA

BOP BOP BOP

FO YOU KNOW THE BOAT I ROW

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that is not one of my favorite songs but ive listened to it once or twice yes

[mortal pecan]

What song represents the soundtrack of your life at this moment? (50 or fewer)*

“The Boat I Row” by Tame Impala is the current embodiment of my life. The speaker continues to “row the boat” in the face of self doubt while overwhelmed by the expectations of others, trying to find and follow their own path in life; something I’ve been grappling with recently.

princeton

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not really

[mortal pecan]

i LOVE THE BOAT I ROW

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it's pretty like hard to understand it at all

[mortal pecan]

why is stanford on fox news

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like if i listen without captioning things end up sounding like word salad

[mortal pecan]

they’re talking about diversity inc

LMAO wtf

[novel crane]

😭

[ornate bone]

I wrote about house of memories and about how senior year is ending and sad stuff and conveniently enough panic at the disco shut down right after I submitted that app 💀

[night shard]

i feel like its the people who were called stupid their whole life and wanted to prove to the world that they weren't stupid that were successful, thats how my special topics professor made it to princeton and phd at mit

[mortal pecan]

not fox news dissing diversity

[flat scroll]

i love going to plays but i also don't like them because the accommodations are absolutely fucking dogshit at all of them

[mortal pecan]

😭

[ivory sand]

NO TRYING TO PROVE OTHERS WRONG IS ALSO A SCAM

[flat scroll]

all the headphones are horrible and i can't get them to work well because i can't put the muff things on my implants ever

[mortal pecan]

:((

[flat scroll]

my ears don't work

[novel crane]

nah my hearing j dropped and dropped and i became medically deaf so i j decided to get surgery in 8th (actually at stanny too lol) cuz im gonna lose all my hearing anyways so (bc cochlear implants u lose the rest of ur hearing altho i still have some)

[flat scroll]

my implants do 😭

[mortal pecan]

ok i need tonfinish practicing piano

[ivory sand]

NO WAY THATS WHY PEOPLE MAKE IT BIG

[mortal pecan]

brbb

[novel crane]

dont u have the minimic?

[ivory sand]

ITS BECAUSE THEY LOVE THEMSELVES, AND WANT TO PROVE TO THEMSELVES THAT THEIR GREAT

[flat scroll]

i think i know what you mean but you can't really use it at a play because theyd have to carry it around stage

[novel crane]

ohh yea i thought u were j talking abt computer type headphones LOL

[mortal pecan]

why is fox news shitting on diversity departments 😭

HELLO they just mention uc berkeley

[flat scroll]

do you use the nucleus smart app to listen to stuff on pc / phone

it's like free airpods

[ornate bone]

It’s Fox News

[novel crane]

oh :0 i use minimic for comp n bluetooth for iphone

i havnet heard of that

tho

[flat scroll]

nucleus smart is basically bluetooth for pc using implants

[mortal pecan]

my parents are snoring with the tv on as fox news blasts shitting on DEI

💀

[flat scroll]

@mortal pecan my favorite tame impala song off the album the slow rush is breathe deeper

[mortal pecan]

i haven’t listened

[novel crane]

ooo i'll see if it works for me too LOL thank uu

[mortal pecan]

i must

[flat scroll]

if you think i couldnt hold my own believe meee i can believe me i can

[median nova]

wait do y’all know when

stanford comes out

[boreal citrus]

apr 1

[sacred lion]

nobody knows

definitively

[boreal citrus]

yeah

[sacred lion]

but it is likely the 31st

[boreal citrus]

but it's probably apr 1st

lol

o

nvm

isn't stanford known to release on april fool's

[night shard]

that was only the case last year

its known to come out the day after ivies

[thorn thicket]

It does not matter whether you send official scores or self report them.

I think they’re called ||pennants||?

[solid remnant]

why are you guys censoring

[sacred lion]

stanford acceptance package

[solid remnant]

yeah why

[sacred lion]

i dont know lol

dont think anyone cares that much

[night shard]

for ppl that want it to be a surprise

idk who would tho

[shrewd scarab]

so we won't be surprised when we get in 😛 🤪 (i am totally getting in)

[solid remnant]

the acceptance in itself will be enough of a surprise

[sacred lion]

incredibly true

[thorn thicket]

Bruh everyone will have access denied cause the last date to update this shi was back in January

[thorn thicket]

Idk I just did it cause he did lol

[mellow sentinel]

couldnt even tell ya

[mellow sentinel]

many in the c/o 27 server didnt wanna know till they got it

[night shard]

true that makes sense

[ornate bone]

El em ay oh i had the most basic roommate essay ever but tbh I was on vacation in Hawai’i when I was doing my Stanford app and procrastinated everything to the literal last day 😭

[shut trench]

My essays were all very random -- i talked about chess, food, and plants

not expecting to get in :D

[night shard]

its ok mine was kinda weird too

[mellow sentinel]

🫣 mine was pretty basic fr

[ornate bone]

nah mine was just basic 😭

the way I did it is was

I just came up with like 3 hobbies 3 fun facts 3 things a roommate should know abt me and tried to put it into an essay

[flat scroll]

i feel like

procrastination is bad but at the same time i feel like i wouldn't have been as authentic without it

[ornate bone]

I literally had no idea how to approach the essay 😭 I have a whole paragraph telling them how to pronounce my name

[flat scroll]

because it really makes you write in your authentic voice

[flat scroll]

i have one paragraph 😭

[shut trench]

i wrote my meaningful essay 2 hours before the deadline (like, i started it 2 hours before lol)

[night shard]

thts good

[shut trench]

lots of people said it was pretty good so that's great 👍

still gonna get rejected though so

[night shard]

i copy and pasted my meaningful essay cause i liked it a lot

[shut trench]

LOL

mine was on planting a hydrangea

[flat scroll]

my meaningful essay was on being alive and ab existential dread

[ornate bone]

oh

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💀

[ornate bone]

I don’t remember anything

[royal vale]

I did that too thinking I was being unique LOL

[ornate bone]

😭

[shut trench]

i also already shared my essay like half a dozen times to half of you soo 💀

[flat scroll]

my roommate essay people say is really good but it's because i was realistic when it came to it

[ornate bone]

Roommate essay was easily my worst

[night shard]

same bruh

[flat scroll]

can i see

[shut trench]

same

[shut trench]

bruh

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😇

[ornate bone]

but that’s okay bc Stanford is impossible

[shut trench]

💀

[flat scroll]

i'll show u mine!

[shut trench]

no stealing

[shrewd scarab]

we really all talked about plants huh

bruh we really all live the same life

[royal vale]

Yes and someone alr got in so even less hope

[ornate bone]

Why is it colored like that

[royal vale]

I applied for fun either way !!

[shut trench]

screen shader

my poor eyes

[shrewd scarab]

@dim wagon is gonna be seething

[flat scroll]

i like the monologue and screen shader bc it saves my eyes

[shut trench]

i will go blind without screen shaders

[ornate bone]

Wait does that actually matter

[dim wagon]

bruh

[shrewd scarab]

IKR ☠️

[night shard]

rethinking my life

[mellow sentinel]

stollen

[dim wagon]

I thought I was unique

[shrewd scarab]

so unoriginal fr

[dim wagon]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[flat scroll]

LOL

[shut trench]

literally don't care about this point if half of kids right about hyrangeas

[ornate bone]

Thanks ima reapply next year just to copy this essay

[dim wagon]

mines a bit diff tho

[shrewd scarab]

🥲 💀 😔

[royal vale]

Idek but I would think that would consider it

[flat scroll]

WDYM RETHINKING UR LIFE @night shard

😭

[shut trench]

hooray you do that.

[dim wagon]

it's still gardening but it's more how I created a community in my neighborhood

[shrewd scarab]

mine isn't about hydrangeas it's about poppies totally different!!! 🤓

[dim wagon]

Shut up nerd

Did u get UCSB

[flat scroll]

i wanted to garden at my school but i have nobody who wants to look over it or participate

my school is filled with fakes

[shrewd scarab]

WL 🥲 but this means cal clutch trust

[flat scroll]

🥹

[dim wagon]

sleeper cal admit

they need gardeners

[flat scroll]

yeah they'll stay asleep

[ornate bone]

If it was someone annoying and undeserving I would be salty tbh but she deserved it sm and she’s so smart so I’m just happy for her

[dim wagon]

#womeningardening

[shrewd scarab]

#womenindirt

[flat scroll]

thank god the valedictorian at my school didnt apply to stanford i think

[night shard]

bruh mine was just about cars and photos

[shut trench]

kid already got in at my school, i'm done for 💀

[ornate bone]

guys if u get 3 or lower on todays wordle ur guaranteed Stanford

[mellow sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-shrug-idk-i-dont-know-who-knows-gif-17348455

[royal vale]

Yes. Agreed.

[shrewd scarab]

i think 3 kids alr got into stanford from my school

[ornate bone]

I fucking hate elmo

[royal vale]

Yes and the way she opened it during gov 😭😭

[dim wagon]

we got 1 stanny but the going to MIT

[ornate bone]

It fills me with rage

[mellow sentinel]

oh ok

[night shard]

off to a wonderful start

[ornate bone]

😭

[dim wagon]

what's wrong with elmo

[flat scroll]

i actually just texted her to ask 💔

[ornate bone]

Hes creepy

[flat scroll]

she already got into mit and john hopkins

[rugged laurel]

going to MIT over stanford is an L

[flat scroll]

girl in stem

[dim wagon]

they a research gremlin

[shrewd scarab]

average a2cer

[night shard]

this was my fav essay of all time, i felt so good writing this

[dim wagon]

average eymae

[shrewd scarab]

bro deleted the hydrangea essay

[mortal pecan]

🤨🤨 bop essay stealer

[ornate bone]

Call me crazy but I think this dude likes cars

[dim wagon]

Berkeley over Stanford anyways

W take

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-oshawott-gif-22740676

[shrewd scarab]

r u reacting to your own messages

[night shard]

i think i like stanford, based on the document title

[shrewd scarab]

🤓

[flat scroll]

be quiet kid

[dim wagon]

eversoda is so handsome and smart

[flat scroll]

northwestern lookin ass

[mortal pecan]

🤨 kid

i’m probably older than you

[flat scroll]

🙄

im may 23rd bday

[mortal pecan]

2005?

[flat scroll]

ya

[mortal pecan]

nevermind

[dim wagon]

I'm 07

[flat scroll]

LOL

LOL

KID

[shrewd scarab]

😭

[shrewd scarab]

youngest person in the stanford thread

[mortal pecan]

not true

[dim wagon]

me

[shrewd scarab]

me when i lie

[mortal pecan]

if this guy isn’t lying he’s the youngest

[dim wagon]

me when I lie

[ornate bone]

lm 09 actually

[dim wagon]

I'm still the youngest tho

October 05

[mortal pecan]

yeah probably

i’m june

[ornate bone]

im late august

[dim wagon]

Grandpa

grandpas

[mortal pecan]

💀

[ornate bone]

I hope you get crushed by a falling pumpkin eversoda

[mortal pecan]

bros saying this being 5’4”

[dim wagon]

👴

6'3 actually get it right young buck

[dim wagon]

meowth sucks L pokemon

lokemon

[mortal pecan]

damn i thought someone who’s taller than 5’4” would have a larger brain

[ornate bone]

piplup > oshawott

[dim wagon]

oshawott is the greatest pokemon of all time.

[ornate bone]

Ur right

I actually agree

[dim wagon]

A fundamental truth.

[mortal pecan]

mudkip >>>

[shrewd scarab]

short eversoda headcanon ruined

[ornate bone]

mudkip hasn’t done much in the anime

[dim wagon]

see this is why

[ornate bone]

Bc it’s Brock’s

[mortal pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/gatekid3-pokemon-monday-mudkip-gif-25950431

[dim wagon]

I am not 6'3 ☠️☠️☠️

amn't

[shrewd scarab]

oh okay nevm headcanon maintained

[ornate bone]

Im 5’6

[mortal pecan]

short headass

[ornate bone]

Oh

[dim wagon]

I'm 5'9 6'0 of Stanford accepts me

[shrewd scarab]

☠️

[mortal pecan]

short headass

[ornate bone]

BFG

[dim wagon]

Wtf is bfg

[shrewd scarab]

wtf

[ornate bone]

What!!!

[shrewd scarab]

big friendly giant

bro had no childhood

[dim wagon]

oh

[mortal pecan]

💀

[dim wagon]

oh

Ronald dahl

Roald dahl

I did.

[ornate bone]

Did u not read roald Dahl you incompetent mushroom

[mortal pecan]

it’s true

if ur not taller than me then you’re short

i’m the metric

[dim wagon]

man get yo wagadoogy ass outta here

[ornate bone]

Wagadoogy

[sick mesa]

and how tall are you ?

[mortal pecan]

5’9”

[shrewd scarab]

i'm taller 🤓

[dim wagon]

akakakakaka

[sick mesa]

okay good I am tall then

[dim wagon]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[mortal pecan]

nah actually the standard is 5’9” + 5 inches for guys

[shrewd scarab]

😭

[mortal pecan]

so 6’3”

[shrewd scarab]

wtf

if they're 6'3" wind will literally knock them over

[sick mesa]

yh but i can get the 1 inch with the right shoes

[dim wagon]

the standard for women is 5'0 - 5 inches

[mortal pecan]

keep coping

[dim wagon]

4'7

[shrewd scarab]

ur literally 5'9"

[dim wagon]

Or under

[mortal pecan]

🤨

children…

[dim wagon]

ok not in that way

[ornate bone]

🤺

[mortal pecan]

📸📸📸

[dim wagon]

☠️

I'm cooked

[ornate bone]

Bros got a type 😭

[mortal pecan]

i’m jk i don’t have a height preference 💀

[dim wagon]

shut the hell up furry

[mortal pecan]

most of the guys i’ve liked were shorter than me

[ornate bone]

HUHH

[dim wagon]

I bet you own cat ears

[ornate bone]

HOWD u know

[mortal pecan]

ayo

[ornate bone]

I often dress up as a cat too

[dim wagon]

cuz yo got wagadoogy in your about me bruh

[ornate bone]

That was my intellectual vitality essay

[sick mesa]

if one owns a cat, do they own cat ears if their cat has ears

[dim wagon]

there is no possible way you are real!

[ornate bone]

Wait is Wagadoogy still in my bio

[mortal pecan]

bro meows in the hallways

[dim wagon]

yes, people who own cats are not real.

meowwwthhh

[sick mesa]

yh u r right the cats own them

[mortal pecan]

i do happen to be my cats’ bitch

[shrewd scarab]

that was not the statement u wanted it to be

[ornate bone]

oh basically we were trying to convince my friend that Wagadoogy was a real word and brainwash him into making it become part of his regular vocabulary (we even got the word on urban dictionary as proof for him) but it backfired because now it’s part of my vocabulary

Wagadoogy

[mortal pecan]

wagadoogy

[dim wagon]

it's like that one horror movie

[wooden spear]

wait they did?

[dim wagon]

The Babadook

[dim wagon]

🤓

[mortal pecan]

NEW TERM FOR SLAY

💀

wagadoogy!

[dim wagon]

That word fits you!

[ornate bone]

thanks

[dim wagon]

wagafurry

[ornate bone]

the word atrocious fits you too

[mortal pecan]

wagafurry

[dim wagon]

👹

[mortal pecan]

cmon guys let’s be nice!

[ornate bone]

you probably take cold showers

[mortal pecan]

[ornate bone]

and think youre quirky and special

[dim wagon]

I do

[ornate bone]

god

how many flaws can one person have

the counter just keeps going up for you

[mortal pecan]

ask yourself

[sick mesa]

heyy cold showers are nice

[dim wagon]

factsss

[mortal pecan]

[ornate bone]

wtf

i take hot showers but for last 15 seconds i turn it all the way down to cold

[dim wagon]

cold showers is why he got in to Berkeley early

[ornate bone]

i got into asu early

which is

ahead of mit and stanford.

[wooden spear]

wait hold up did they tell ppl when they are releasing?

[ornate bone]

they told me

[wooden spear]

stanny?

[ornate bone]

yes

[wooden spear]

when is it?

[dim wagon]

they told me too

[ornate bone]

what would i get in return

if i tell you

what do you offer in exchange

[dim wagon]

they sent an email

[shrewd scarab]

me when i lie

[wooden spear]

they did??

[ornate bone]

yea

only to top 2% of applicants

[wooden spear]

mmmm

[dim wagon]

only to me and firestar

[ornate bone]

yeah

[shrewd scarab]

[dim wagon]

and eymae

[ornate bone]

if u didnt get the email then

sorry to be the bearer of bad news

[sick mesa]

hey i live in south india it is always hot and humid here, so there's nothing more refreshing than a cold shower

[shrewd scarab]

that's true

[dim wagon]

ayo where

[shrewd scarab]

wheneber someone says they take cold showers i think they watched too many navy seal motivation videos

[dim wagon]

David goggons

[shrewd scarab]

☠️

[sick mesa]

Chennai

[dim wagon]

Oh shit

Where in

[ornate bone]

whats ur address?

[sick mesa]

yooo u from chennai too ?

[dim wagon]

shut up furry

[ornate bone]

my parents r from hyderabad

[dim wagon]

Yeah but I'm not intl I live in sd

[wooden spear]

what I'm hearing is that y'all don't know

[dim wagon]

I know

[dim wagon]

We do they just gave this information to the top 1%

[mortal pecan]

i got the email too

[ornate bone]

yeah u showed up to their house and they turned to stone when they saw your hideous rat face

[shrewd scarab]

me when i lie

they didn't bcc the email so ik who got it and who didn't

[mortal pecan]

they sent me an email saying they were releasing april first at 7pm

[dim wagon]

firestar. This is the last straw.

[ornate bone]

im sorry

ily

please forgive me

[wooden spear]

I'm sorry really?

photograph?

[mortal pecan]

yes sure

[ornate bone]

wow

you didnt believe me

[dim wagon]

You're really grinding my gears right now!!!!

[shrewd scarab]

[wooden spear]

mmmm

[dim wagon]

Yeah I'll send

[mortal pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-april-fools-april1st-april-first-april1-april-fools-gif-5240359

[dim wagon]

I was unable to procure an image of the email.

[mortal pecan]

i didn’t even apply to stanford

[dim wagon]

it's fine u weren't getting in anyways

[mortal pecan]

ok buddy

[dim wagon]

I'm sorry

[mortal pecan]

wagafurry headass

[sick mesa]

Nobody knows for sure, but it would most likely be April 1st , at least that's what they said in this webinar for counsellors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

[shrewd scarab]

they hated him when he spoke the truth

[ornate bone]

eversoda wagafurry

[dim wagon]

nice embed fail 🤡🤡🤡

[shrewd scarab]

embed fail

[sick mesa]

noooooooooooooooo

[mortal pecan]

wagafurry

[sick mesa]

noooooooooooooooooooooo

[dim wagon]

shut up cal

Go back to

[dim wagon]

eating maggots

[shrewd scarab]

go back to emeryville 😭

[ornate bone]

cannablism

[dim wagon]

and dumpster diving

[dim wagon]

FOUL

[mortal pecan]

🤨 go back to liking children

[dim wagon]

☠️☠️☠️

[shrewd scarab]

[ornate bone]

I JUST REALIZED

THAT ACTUALLY

SOUNDED RLY BAD

BC OF RHYME

[mortal pecan]

4’7” headass

[sick mesa]

yes lol

[dim wagon]

cal u got destroyed

[ornate bone]

i promise i am not homophobic.

[dim wagon]

oh

[lofty storm]

liar

[dim wagon]

good to know.

[ornate bone]

i love birb

[mortal pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-reicartier-reaction-bloodcartier-gif-22306811

[dim wagon]

I'm da biggest birb

Birb congrats

[lofty storm]

tyyy

[dim wagon]

I'm proud of your parents work

[ornate bone]

CONGRATS ON SANTA BARB.

[mortal pecan]

this dog can smell ur homophobia from a mile away

[dim wagon]

On you

And your work on yourself

[mortal pecan]

congrats birb

[sick mesa]

fine alr just maybe google element numbers 97 and 98

[ornate bone]

dont talk to birb that way

[mortal pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/shiver-me-timbers-macksville-high-school-scared-dog-gif-23865134

[mortal pecan]

i got destroyed 😱😱😱

[ornate bone]

@dim wagon do you wear pajamas to sleep

[dim wagon]

Yeah

[ornate bone]

oh

thank god

[dim wagon]

Sometimes boxers

[lofty storm]

bruh

[ornate bone]

still valid ig

[dim wagon]

Boxers rn

[lofty storm]

soda fire has a dark secret that i cannot share unfortunately

[wooden spear]

ok bye nerds y'all were not helpful :/

[lofty storm]

but it is very dark

[dim wagon]

Dms

[ornate bone]

.

[lofty storm]

fire do u aprove

[dim wagon]

u don't need a fureys approval

[ornate bone]

yeah but IM GONNA SEND WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TOO

[lofty storm]

yes i do 🙂

[ornate bone]

cat

[dim wagon]

Nasty

Ok fr tho who actually likes cats

[ornate bone]

me but cats can be mean sometimes

[sick mesa]

your mom

[shrewd scarab]

me :(

[dim wagon]

cats are mid

[ornate bone]

dogs are funner BUT theyre more work

[dim wagon]

and so are cat owners

Dogs so much better

you can actually do things with dogs

[mortal pecan]

ur welcome

[ornate bone]

i hope you get a dog one day and it bites your eyes out

[lofty storm]

^

[mortal pecan]

more asmr

[lofty storm]

birds will come peck at u

[ornate bone]

cats are more sustainable

[lofty storm]

bird's birds

will peck u

and stab ur eyes

[ornate bone]

😦

[dim wagon]

dogs for da win!!!

[ornate bone]

u know what

[dim wagon]

a lil lab

[ornate bone]

valid

i want a fuzzy dog

[night shard]

stanford

i love you

[ornate bone]

can you read the room codezero

[dim wagon]

Imma name my dog Stanford if I get in

[ornate bone]

no one cares about stanford right now

[dim wagon]

My nonexistent dog

[ornate bone]

its about cats and dogs

[sick mesa]

have you seen puss in boots ?

[dim wagon]

You know Ibe never had pets fun fact

[ornate bone]

yeah i found it a bit repulsive to be quite honest

only clips though

[wooden spear]

sorry I'm just curious why are y'all hanging out on the stanford a2c channel?

[ornate bone]

its a free country

[wooden spear]

tru

[shrewd scarab]

bc we are terminally online

[mortal pecan]

why not

[shrewd scarab]

i've never seen the old ones but my friends dragged me to see the new one and i liked it

[mortal pecan]

this is a safe space

[ornate bone]

what else am i suposed to be doing at 9:42 PM

its too cold outside to go on a walk

[wooden spear]

ooo are you from the bay too?

[ornate bone]

yeah

[shrewd scarab]

😭

[dim wagon]

real

[wooden spear]

epic; stay safe out here

[ornate bone]

🫡

[dim wagon]

For the next week and a half I will be terminally on a2c

[mortal pecan]

common bay area L

[dim wagon]

and then I will never see anyone again

[sick mesa]

yh new one was really good

[dim wagon]

Until I room with firestar at Stanford

[ornate bone]

i approve of all cali people except the creatures from san diego

[flat scroll]

we all collectively trauma bond over stanford and whether we'll get in or not

[dim wagon]

Shut

[ornate bone]

REAL

[dim wagon]

It

[ornate bone]

🫶

[dim wagon]

What's wrong with sd

[wooden spear]

sorry to break it but like they uht don't let you choose yr 1 roomates

[flat scroll]

although chances are that we won't get in and like 3-4 ppl in this thread total will tbh

[dim wagon]

We will still room together

[wooden spear]

aw

welp gl

[ornate bone]

jemoka you are really getting on my nerves!!!!!!!!!!!

[dim wagon]

Jemoka this is the last straw.

[ornate bone]

youre about to go into the complex plane of straws

[night shard]

not a big deal, i feel like schools do a better job of choosing roommates, like for me my first roommate (we chose each other), i absolutely hated it and always felt lonely, but this year when we were randomly assigned, i was so much happier

[dim wagon]

im boutta moka your je

[ornate bone]

too far

[dim wagon]

Sorry

[ornate bone]

oka your jems

[mortal pecan]

@flat scroll breathe deeper is fire

[ornate bone]

oh shit i jus realized everything over in next 10 days 😭

[dim wagon]

Facts

We will never see each other again

[ornate bone]

r u a CS major

[dim wagon]

Nacho will be forgotten forever

[wooden spear]

good luck everybodyyy

[dim wagon]

Nsci + CS

[mortal pecan]

aw man

[dim wagon]

Good luck jemoka.

[ornate bone]

ill remember our anniversery

[flat scroll]

TOLD U

[ornate bone]

march 21

[flat scroll]

the beginning is a hook too

[ornate bone]

good luck jemoka

[sick mesa]

unless u end up in the same college

[flat scroll]

its so good

[ornate bone]

did u apply to carnegie mellon!!!

[mortal pecan]

i’m so sad that it’ll be over so soon

[flat scroll]

breathe deeper is my song

[dim wagon]

Yeah none of y'all going to Mars university tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mortal pecan]

i already got in

[dim wagon]

The acceptance rate is 1 out of all applicants and that applicant is ME!

[ornate bone]

umars

[ornate bone]

but im the dean + AO

[flat scroll]

i'm trying to keep my hopes low and fall in love w other universities 💔 (that i already got into)

[dim wagon]

Thanks for letting me in then

[fair aspen]

Stanford 🥺 take me in pls

[ornate bone]

yw

ur application amazed me

it was quite revolutionary

[dim wagon]

Yeah it does that for a lot of people

One of a kind

Did u like the part where I interned for the president or when I cured cancer better

[flat scroll]

i feel like the weakest part ab my stanford app is i don't talk enough ab my interests passionately idk

[night shard]

i liked the part where you actually got sworn in as the president of the south sandwich islands

[ornate bone]

i think that was actually the weakest portion of your application

[flat scroll]

like im not going on about stem or how much i love stem

[sick mesa]

i was the first reader of ur app and i liked the part where you wrote a really vulnerable essay about being a furry

[ornate bone]

i found it more impactful where you got a letter of recommendation from me

i really resonated with that writing

[dim wagon]

that one was a tearjerker

[night shard]

bruh i know yall are trolling, but i actually wrote in my app that my team cured cancer 💀

[ornate bone]

yes

he was definitely a wagafurry

[shrewd scarab]

average a2c user

[ornate bone]

get out

[shrewd scarab]

i actually cured cancer singlehandedly

[night shard]

well not exactly, but my team developed a radioactive fluorine compound which is currently in fda human trials for pancreatic cancer

[dim wagon]

🤓

[ornate bone]

god

[shrewd scarab]

🤓

[dull radish]

does any1 know the cs admissions rates for stanford :')

[ornate bone]

probably like 3% ??

[dim wagon]

about the same length as my enis

[dull radish]

LMFAO

[ornate bone]

in milimeters

[night shard]

-5%

[shrewd scarab]

wasn't uw cs like 3%

[dull radish]

isnt that just the same as the whole school

[shrewd scarab]

stanford is prolly like 0.2%

[dim wagon]

oos

[dull radish]

real

[dim wagon]

Stanny doesn't admit my major but u can still see the major specific info

[dull radish]

oh how did i not know this

[ornate bone]

because you dont pay attention

[dull radish]

thank god my chances are marginally better!!

[ornate bone]

i told you this so many times

but you dont listen to me

[dim wagon]

[shrewd scarab]

they aren't

[dull radish]

OOPS!!

[ornate bone]

you dont value my input

[flat scroll]

ok tbh stanfords rate is probably higher for all of us because we're technically academically qualified already i assume

[ornate bone]

you dont care about me

[flat scroll]

a lot of applications dont meet the cutoff

[dull radish]

higher as in nonzero

[ornate bone]

only me and eversoda are actually

[dim wagon]

not that much in comparison to the avg stanny applicant

[dim wagon]

FACTS

[dull radish]

yea.. </3

[dim wagon]

and eymae on days that end with a Q

[shrewd scarab]

[ornate bone]

and have the letter J in them

[shrewd scarab]

[dim wagon]

and are 28 hours long

[flat scroll]

yeah but i mean like not autoreject

a lot of applications are probably auto reject

[shrewd scarab]

they def autorejecting me

i can hear the shredder rn

[ornate bone]

i got an interview !!!! that went horribly! !!!!

[dim wagon]

like me unironically 😭😭

[night shard]

my counselor said, because of test optional, if you have a good gpa, good act/sat, and have decent extracurriculars, ur already at a 25% acceptance rate

[dim wagon]

my app probably decided already

[shrewd scarab]

same my stanford interview was acc awful

[ornate bone]

isnt that like everyone

[dull radish]

theyre shredding bc they are already so certain that you will fit in

[dim wagon]

is 36 a good act score

[dull radish]

.

[ornate bone]

yikes...

[dull radish]

HUHH

[ornate bone]

i hate to break it to u

[dull radish]

thats wild

[ornate bone]

but 36 is kinda below avg for stanford

[flat scroll]

no id prolly say 10% lol

[dim wagon]

NOOOOOO 😨😨😨

[shrewd scarab]

eversoda prolly didn't even get usamo diamond 😬

[flat scroll]

im 34 act for stanford but my math is a 29 😭😭

[dull radish]

i think it's the average acceptance rate

[dim wagon]

I didn't get usaco immortal 😭😭😭

[ornate bone]

is 4.0 and 1600 okay for stanford? or am i a complete failure

[dull radish]

for stanford

[dim wagon]

I ain't even radiant in usaco ☠️☠️☠️

[dull radish]

i feel like the average applicant has good gpa good act/sat decent ecs

[ornate bone]

i unironically quit usaco at silver tbh i got 1 tc from gold and quit that shit soph year

[shrewd scarab]

ya i doubt its 25%

[night shard]

as in good ecs, i mean multiple leadership positions, well above average

[flat scroll]

disagree, i think theres a lot of people who fail to get there

[dull radish]

mm

[dull radish]

really??

[shrewd scarab]

a ton of people have multiple leadership positions idk 💀

[dull radish]

interesting

[ornate bone]

i asked my parents if i could get a windows laptop later and they asked if it was for college and i said i just wanted to play valorant 😭

[shrewd scarab]

u should have lied

[novel crane]

once in 10th grade i held 10 leadership positions

[flat scroll]

im actually ironically probably a standout academically because my school is pretty bad despite being a private school

[shrewd scarab]

avg a2cer

[flat scroll]

the average is 20 act

[dull radish]

IS THIS REAL

[novel crane]

i kept getting emails saying i got in for X and i was like damn i applied for this?

i love apps

LMAO

[ornate bone]

thats valid tbh

soph year was a fever dream

[novel crane]

and decisions

[flat scroll]

what's the act average at ur schools

[night shard]

ive only had one leadership position for a club in my whole high school life, and i didnt even put it my app

i was captain of nsb and quiz bowl tho

[dull radish]

HUHH

did you just have so many other ecs

that were more important

[dim wagon]

36

[ornate bone]

how do u even chekc that

[dull radish]

idk my sat avg is like 1200 though

[novel crane]

school profile

prob

[ornate bone]

where

[dim wagon]

you know where

[novel crane]

search [school] school profile

[dull radish]

.

[night shard]

photography club didnt fit in my thing

also im unsending this in like 20 seconds lol

[ornate bone]

...

[dull radish]

okay time to unbookmark my stanford portal

[novel crane]

nah dw guys

[night shard]

bruh dont worry, i only got into 1 reach so far, which was grinnell

[novel crane]

a lot of ppl overexaggerate for apps

[dull radish]

pls same ive only gotten into ucla

[night shard]

rejected from mit, waitlist from jhu, and waitlist from case

[novel crane]

ik a girl who like wrote this stanford prog i did SUPER SUPER fancy like and

[ornate bone]

this is for my school

[novel crane]

i was like damn wtf

[ornate bone]

be so fucking for real

[mortal pecan]

waitlisted from jhu is still massively good

[shrewd scarab]

i hate talking about myself and writing ecs was a personal level of hell

[novel crane]

and i realized she was j good w words

[mortal pecan]

i got straight rejected from jhu

[night shard]

my schools average act is 33 bruh

[mortal pecan]

i’ve gotten 0 waitlists so far

[night shard]

i live in rural oklahoma for context

[dim wagon]

I love bragging

[shrewd scarab]

we know

[mortal pecan]

1 deferral, 1 acceptance, 4 rejections

💀

[dim wagon]

I got 5 aitlists 😭😭

5/5/1/3 so far

[ornate bone]

im at 3!!

[night shard]

i used to fish for compliments by bragging, but now hate it

[ornate bone]

i got 6 defers EA bro 😭

[shrewd scarab]

is the 3 pending or

how are you writing this

[dim wagon]

Waitlists more like atelists 🤣

3 rej

5 pending

[night shard]

makes people dislike you more when all you do is flex instead of touching grass

[dim wagon]

I didn't put pending

[shrewd scarab]

oh i see

[dim wagon]

5/5/1/3/5

[ornate bone]

used to... werent u just talking abt curing cancer bro

[shrewd scarab]

is 5 deferral and 1 wl?

[night shard]

bro

its not worth someone permanently disliking you just for a minute of validation

[dim wagon]

5 wl 1 deferral (neu 🤡)

[mortal pecan]

I’ve got 1/4/8 A/R/P

[shrewd scarab]

their loss

[dim wagon]

Facts

[dull radish]

okay but like im 3 for 7 it's not pretty..

[night shard]

i got deferred and rejected from mit, and deferred from usc

[dull radish]

LFKJNASPIODFHJAS9PIDFHASPDF

[dim wagon]

my top choice is USC or UCSD rn

[ornate bone]

YOU GOT USC

[dull radish]

DAMN

OKAYY

[mortal pecan]

dude be happy you got options lmao

[ornate bone]

THATS INSANE CONGRATS OMG

[dull radish]

i am soso happy

[dim wagon]

I thought my name has USC

[night shard]

W

[dim wagon]

Oh I took it off

[ornate bone]

my top choice rn is umich or uiuc

[night shard]

ucsd is nice, la jolla is beautiful

[dull radish]

did you get merit

[mortal pecan]

i’ve got one school and i’m prob not going to get another option

[dim wagon]

yeh

[night shard]

my top choice is my state school rn lol

[lofty storm]

soda did u not complain living about living in sd ur whole life so why u considering sd

[dull radish]

no ur literally getting into stanford trust

[dull radish]

RLLY OMFG

go crazy

[mortal pecan]

yes I am!

[dim wagon]

it's better than USC for what I want to do tho 😭😭😭😭

[lofty storm]

cs?

[dim wagon]

I'm considering it

[lofty storm]

is usc cs good

[dim wagon]

nsci + CS

[lofty storm]

idk

[dim wagon]

it's ight

[dull radish]

usc cs is good

[night shard]

every night i feel like im gonna get rejected from everywhere

[rugged laurel]

how many places did u apply

[shrewd scarab]

i had three consecutive dreams that berkeley gave me diff decisions and i woke up so bummed

[ornate bone]

quite literally drained every single bit of money i got from work in these app fees😭

[mortal pecan]

i have 8 left but they’re all reaches

[dim wagon]

Berkeley accepted you.

[rugged laurel]

I have obscene, unrealistic confidence

[dull radish]

oh my god the tetris effect

[flat scroll]

like my ecs are NOT exceptional 😭

[dull radish]

im colorblind help

[ornate bone]

that is kind of sad

sorry

[dull radish]

LMFASODIFHAPIO

[shrewd scarab]

😭

[rugged laurel]

how colorblind

can u not tell anything

or just like

red and green

[dull radish]

all i see is green so slay

[shrewd scarab]

UT is an L

[ornate bone]

wtf

[dull radish]

no like

[ornate bone]

green is so ugly

im so sorry

[lofty storm]

one reject only 💀

[dull radish]

idk how to explain it

a lot of colors look similar to me

[shrewd scarab]

bro is touching grass constantly!!

[dull radish]

REAL

[lofty storm]

"i hate smart people" @ornate bone

[sick mesa]

nature L

[ornate bone]

but nature is blue too and blue is so awesome

[flat scroll]

these acceptances are such a slay

[night shard]

but you have jhu

[dull radish]

wait i think i need to rephrase. all of the emojis i saw were green !!

[night shard]

i dont have anything besides my safeties

[sick mesa]

ok agreed blue is >>>>>>>>

[dull radish]

WHERE DID HE GET ACCEPTED I CANT SEE

[ornate bone]

berk. ivies. stanford. usc. cmu.

im gonna be honest

gtech is kind of my last chance

[ornate bone]

the last school i have a reasonable shot at

[lofty storm]

bu!

[ornate bone]

so much riding on this friday 🙏

[dull radish]

what major :0

[ornate bone]

id only go to BU if i get trustee

[ornate bone]

cs

[mortal pecan]

gtech was my predictor for RD and i got rejected so it’s not looking too hot (it wasnt and still isn’t)

[lofty storm]

what is dat

[ornate bone]

scholarship

[shrewd scarab]

for some reason i thought u got into berkeley already

[dull radish]

gtech is crazy for cs i believe

[rugged laurel]

purdue, santa clara, UMD, UMIch, UW Madison, Arizona State, UIUC, UCD, UCSC, UCM, UCR, SJSU, Cal Poly san luis, cal poly pomona

[mortal pecan]

astrophysics is so hyper competitive

[flat scroll]

thoughts

[dull radish]

TYSM

[shrewd scarab]

tulane did u so dirty

[dull radish]

isnt purdue cs soso good?

[rugged laurel]

np

[dim wagon]

fuck Tulane bruh

[night shard]

big Ws

[dim wagon]

goofy ass school

[flat scroll]

i also got an english award from my school that had scholarship money attached to it but it was like nothing 😭

[ornate bone]

ucsd cs is crazy, so proud of u

[dim wagon]

giggity giggity ass school

[shrewd scarab]

they were tu lame for you

[rugged laurel]

uiuc even better

[dull radish]

i still havent gotten cal poly slo so weird

[dim wagon]

Louisiana ass school

[dull radish]

OH TRUE

[ornate bone]

on quagmire

[dull radish]

didnt even notice

[mortal pecan]

i’m not gonna be like “meh meh meh i’m under qualified” because i’m not 😒

hopefully can take a W at a non stem school

[dim wagon]

Has anyone met a non npc tat goes to Tulane

[dull radish]

the stem schools hate me even though my application was all stem </3

[ornate bone]

i did cs/stats at uiuc, so im not sure lol

and i did umich lsa cs

so idk if those are still as good

[dull radish]

wait so did you get in for cs or stats

[dim wagon]

Did u get LSA at umich

[mortal pecan]

same (but i did have substantial humanities)

[ornate bone]

the cs + stats major

[ornate bone]

yes LSA CS

[dim wagon]

WHAT THE FUCK

[dull radish]

ohhh i didnt know that was a thing

[dim wagon]

yo congrats man

[ornate bone]

what????

[dull radish]

yaa same

[ornate bone]

oh thank u 😭

[dim wagon]

umich LSA CS is insane

[ornate bone]

really?

[mortal pecan]

like half my app is humanities so it makes sense

[dull radish]

but like hmc and caltech rejected me sob

[dim wagon]

yeah????????

[ornate bone]

im gonna be hoenst

i didnt know what umich was until i made my list

[mortal pecan]

gtech caltech mit jhu rejected me

[dull radish]

whats lsa

[dim wagon]

😨

[shrewd scarab]

i only applied to make my family wechat happy

[ornate bone]

i didnt know cmu either

[dull radish]

caltech rejects everyone ugh

[dim wagon]

😭😭😭

[dull radish]

LMFASDOPIFHJASPOIDFHAPSDF

[dull radish]

SO REAL

[ornate bone]

only problem w umich is oos tuiition

[shrewd scarab]

yeah its..

[mortal pecan]

yeah caltech was my #1

[shrewd scarab]

☠️

[dull radish]

the whatsapp groupchat goes crazy

[dim wagon]

idk why I applied to JHU honestly

[dull radish]

same im so sad

[mortal pecan]

idrk what i want now

[dull radish]

i went to a rubiks cube comp when i was like 10 at caltech and i fell in love ugh

[mortal pecan]

i’m probably doing something more policy related

[flat scroll]

most of my app is humanities but i didn't really have a chance to do stem stuff for a long while

nor did i have the interest to i guess?

idk

[ornate bone]

if i commit to umich i might submit an app to transfer to eng from LSA but i am not sure

[dull radish]

ooooh interesting

[ornate bone]

bluejays!!!

ucsd did me so dirty it makes me mad

[flat scroll]

my plan if i dont get into stanford is to major in physics/mathematics at umiami with minors in asl and astronomy maybe some other stuff too

[dim wagon]

trade

[ornate bone]

i saw the "congrats" and was SO happy like i screamed

[flat scroll]

and then apply to astrophysics

[ornate bone]

and then i saw undeclared.

they gave me fucking undeclared

😭

[dim wagon]

Oh nvm

☠️☠️☠️

What college

[ornate bone]

7th

[dim wagon]

I got revelle. 🤡

[ornate bone]

whats that 😭

[dim wagon]

the ghetto

[ornate bone]

usc tho

did u get cs viterbi

[dim wagon]

nah I applied nsci most places

But I'm doubling in viterbi

[ornate bone]

neuro science cognitive __?

[dim wagon]

nah

Nsci (dornsife) + CS (viterbi)

Might throw on a math minor too

Academic weapon

[ornate bone]

crazy

[dim wagon]

imma be so giggity giggity whereever I go

[ornate bone]

wait can you double major between 2 dif schools?

[dim wagon]

yeah that's why USC is so good

[ornate bone]

i was thinking of doing a math or physics or education minor

[dim wagon]

Imagine firestar as your algebra tea her ☠️☠️☠️

[flat scroll]

i'm not sure if i could handle the workload but i'm entertaining the possibility of a triple major

[ornate bone]

i would teach calc

[ornate bone]

calc 2*

or calc 3

[dull radish]

.

[flat scroll]

because physics/math is so easy

[lofty storm]

u r disqualified from this subject

[dim wagon]

yo ass not teaching no Taylor series 😭😭😭😭

[flat scroll]

to get credit in

i only have to take a real analysis track

[ornate bone]

im a calc ta rn actually!!!!!!

[dim wagon]

yeah facts after what happened

[ornate bone]

so i ahve to teach

lol

[dull radish]

LMFAOOAOA

[ornate bone]

SHUTHDIAOGJIHBDFK

[dim wagon]

You can't be trusted around children

[ornate bone]

.

as a TEACHRE i would have access to the textbooks.

[lofty storm]

did u tell him???

[ornate bone]

I THOUGHT U DID

[dim wagon]

What if the kids find ur search history 😨😨😨

[lofty storm]

i did not

[ornate bone]

WHAT

[dim wagon]

He told me

[ornate bone]

WHYD I SEND HIM THE EXPLANATION THEN

[dim wagon]

🤡🤡🤡

[ornate bone]

U BAITED ME BIRB

[flat scroll]

what is the surface area of 1/x rotated around the x axis from x= 1 to infinity

@ornate bone

[ornate bone]

GABRIELS HORN

[dim wagon]

birb my partner in crime

[lofty storm]

WHAT DID I DO

[ornate bone]

INFNITY

[flat scroll]

wait

[lofty storm]

I AM SO CONFUSED RN

[ornate bone]

THE SURFACE AREA IS INFINITY BUT VOLUME IS FINITE

[flat scroll]

is it 1/x or x/1

[ornate bone]

its 1/x

[flat scroll]

the volume is 2pi

i think

[ornate bone]

yes it is

wait

noits just π

[flat scroll]

ya i was ab to correct myself 😭

[ornate bone]

oh mah god this song

[dim wagon]

correct answer gets 10 soda points

To exchange for goodies at the soda shop

[ornate bone]

is this ibp and then partial fractions or some shit

[dim wagon]

ibp is correct

[ornate bone]

not PF

maybe some u sub

and splitting

[dim wagon]

but ur missing some steps young buck

[ornate bone]

seems doable i will try