USC (2022-2023)

[timid forge]

I agree with him actually

are the epitome of scum

This is the realest thing he's ever said

its so fucking hilarious

[lethal oracle]

valid

[timid forge]

youre not funny tho

[lethal oracle]

do u guys remember when i would ask college questions

[timid forge]

your existence is

[lethal oracle]

then just not do anything

[lethal oracle]

i am

im a whole comedian

[timid forge]

nah

[daring citrus]

I think we should all speak our truths to relieve the conflict

[timid forge]

Anyone who has CEO of sex in their name has definitely never had sex

bro

pls be real

[timid forge]

ok

[lethal oracle]

ok ok

i gotta stop

[mortal girder]

xd

[lethal oracle]

step 1

[timid forge]

LMAOOOO

[scenic stone]

real

[timid forge]

help me im dying

[timid forge]

Go first

[languid echo]

My truth is that I’m allergic to peanuts

[timid forge]

Weak

[lethal oracle]

there we go

im real

[daring citrus]

I feel entertained by this situation

[timid forge]

sometimes

i

[timid forge]

Give me a better one

[scenic stone]

my truth is that im afraid of large bodies of water on digital maps

[lethal oracle]

idk sani

being an insane troll is addictive

[daring citrus]

It was the summer of '12

[lethal oracle]

cant go out of it

[timid forge]

You should speak to a therapist

[daring citrus]

Pa had just came home after a long day at the mill

[lethal oracle]

i dont feel like it

[timid forge]

youre not rlly that good at it tbh

[lethal oracle]

ill j bottle it up

[timid forge]

youre just mean

[timid forge]

I think that would help you

you need to be funnier

[lethal oracle]

tbh honestly yea

[lethal oracle]

thats t he point

[daring citrus]

Why are the stats dropping

[timid forge]

and less mean

[timid forge]

What kind of mill

[languid echo]

I hope your bottle explodes and u shatter into a thousand pieces

[timid forge]

like everytime i see u speak

its like

[lethal oracle]

became real

[timid forge]

"stfu bitch eat ass"

[timid forge]

I gag

like cmon ram

you can do better

[lethal oracle]

i can

[scenic stone]

i hope u get ur bald spot back

[timid forge]

He can't

[lethal oracle]

💀

[daring citrus]

Wood mill

[timid forge]

probably lol

its just disappointing

i only ban good trolls

[lethal oracle]

guys look

[timid forge]

That's lovely

[languid echo]

🐸

[lethal oracle]

4 more m onths

and then im gone

wait it out

[timid forge]

you also posted your essays once

[languid echo]

ram is like a mosquito

[timid forge]

ill never forget them

[lethal oracle]

i did

they were fuckign atrocious

[timid forge]

your stanford short takes right

bro

[lethal oracle]

they were gpt iirc

[languid echo]

SEND

[timid forge]

My family back in the homeland operates a starch mill it's fascinating

[timid forge]

ayo dawg

[copper basin]

#📜-rules

​Rule 3: Unethical Discussions

​Do not participate in any unethical discussions. This includes lying or cheating in school or college admissions.

[timid forge]

no wonder they were terrible

[lethal oracle]

bro i didnt subit

[timid forge]

ahhh

good on you ram

[lethal oracle]

i added stanford the day it was due

[daring citrus]

Oh thats cool

[timid forge]

i believed in u

[lethal oracle]

fuck u

[scenic stone]

❤️

[lethal oracle]

pu to my crib lets go on a date

[timid forge]

no flirting

[lethal oracle]

fuck

[timid forge]

ram is ~~like ~~ a mosquito

[lethal oracle]

💀

[scenic stone]

ok where

[timid forge]

bro veda what the hell

[daring citrus]

Ram redemption arc tho

[timid forge]

What the fuck

you in the depths of down badness dawg

[scenic stone]

i. can make him less annoying

[timid forge]

You are insulting every woman on this planet rn

[lethal oracle]

2800 28th St, Santa Monica, CA 90405

[scenic stone]

wow

[daring citrus]

NO WAYAY

[timid forge]

you cant veda

[timid forge]

Bro said pull up to the local park

[lethal oracle]

dawg i am in no mood for a gf i hope yk

[timid forge]

he's e^x

[lethal oracle]

hookups go hard

[timid forge]

you are literally 14

[timid forge]

What the fuck

[lethal oracle]

im 17 bruh what

[languid echo]

Toxic waste lives here

[timid forge]

hookups? you mean mcdonalds happy meal bruh

[scenic stone]

only if ur 5'10+

[timid forge]

REAL SANI

[lethal oracle]

im 5'9

piece of shit

[timid forge]

THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU

[scenic stone]

get heels

[timid forge]

girl i have lost all of my respect

for you

[lethal oracle]

ong

[timid forge]

Bro looked in the mirror

[lethal oracle]

fr

[timid forge]

LOL

[lethal oracle]

bro i need a break fromd iscord

[timid forge]

yeah u do

[timid forge]

I agree

i can see your brain cells leave

[scenic stone]

sorry

[timid forge]

with every message

[daring citrus]

This is the best thing to ever happen on a2c

[timid forge]

There ain't none left

[lethal oracle]

lowk

[timid forge]

nah apologize to me w a USC acceptance 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[lethal oracle]

btw sani

[timid forge]

ye wsg

[languid echo]

viterbi

[lethal oracle]

do mods talk abt me in priv chat

[scenic stone]

im gonna go to the gym and reconsideer bc i always have revelations on the treadmill

[timid forge]

no bruh i didn't even know ur user till today

[timid forge]

Bro thinks people care about him that much

☠️

i told you dawg

[lethal oracle]

💀

[scenic stone]

no ur not that special

[timid forge]

youre a bad troll

Sani told her mom about me fr though

[languid echo]

No one cares that much about you

[lethal oracle]

jfc

[timid forge]

We play mario kart in her basement

[lethal oracle]

mfs really turned the isntigation right back on me

fucking mentions w the most foul shit left and right

[timid forge]

Good

Maybe it'll change you

[lethal oracle]

it wont

imma keep doin this now

its motivation]

[timid forge]

i did

[neat shadow]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! LETS TALK ABOUT USC

[daring citrus]

Yall are creating joker rn

Villain origin story

[timid forge]

real bruh

[lethal oracle]

ong

[timid forge]

[neat shadow]

I am excited for my USC decision!

[lethal oracle]

hehehaha and allart

[timid forge]

just be funny bruh

[lethal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-laugh-smile-king-gif-14309345

[timid forge]

thats all i ask from you

[lethal oracle]

im the ceo of sex not comedy

[languid echo]

Ram I really wanna know what u put for ur short answers

[timid forge]

bruh you are NEITHER

[timid forge]

Sani ban him he keeps putting pictures of himself

but you can be one

[lethal oracle]

for usc

[languid echo]

Yea

[daring citrus]

Ye

[timid forge]

let's be real

USC will defer like 90% of us

in this chat rn

[lethal oracle]

fr tho

[timid forge]

get some ice cream

and move on w ur life

go get some happy meals

[daring citrus]

Do they defer instead of reject

[timid forge]

mcdonalds

"hookups"

[timid forge]

EA yes

[daring citrus]

That's disappointing lol

[timid forge]

yes

[daring citrus]

I'd rather know if I get rejected

[timid forge]

so stop dwelling

[timid forge]

Bro thinks a hookup is touching a girl's hand in the mcdonalds play place

[mortal girder]

NO rejections rn

[timid forge]

get that ego down

and move on!

[mortal girder]

Only defer

[neat shadow]

Wrong. I'm getting accepted.

[mortal girder]

Or accept

[scenic stone]

what did u put for fav movie

[timid forge]

yeah probably i have faith in you loopy

[daring citrus]

90% except for u ofc

[neat shadow]

good

[mortal girder]

I think USC is gonna make an exception for me and just reject me

Manifesting

[daring citrus]

Ye same

[timid forge]

LOL sharing the happy meal

i am also going to get accepted EA

[lethal oracle]

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What I said in discord this past week was obviously unplanned. The messages you saw me send were raw; they were unfiltered. I didn't know how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted them. I should have put the keyboard down and stopped sending hate speech. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by the CEO of Sex. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

[timid forge]

You will fs

[lethal oracle]

anyways guys

imma stop trolling

[timid forge]

you too bae, cali girl era 🫰

[timid forge]

chatGPT wont work

[lethal oracle]

thats the logan paul script

[timid forge]

same thing

[lethal oracle]

w forest shit swapped for messages

[neat shadow]

I dont like your profile picture

[timid forge]

Ram was def a hardcore logan pauler

He probably still is

[fiery cloak]

Ram is hot though

[neat shadow]

Aint no fucking bunny studying at usc

[lethal oracle]

i am

also sani

[timid forge]

Shut the fuck up

[fiery cloak]

What bitch

[lethal oracle]

can u check ur dms i have an announcement

nm

ion feel like dealing w more shit

[fiery cloak]

I will do nothing of the sort

[timid forge]

i got no dm

[lethal oracle]

read

i said nm

[timid forge]

stfu ur dog ugly as hell!

😘

[fiery cloak]

Bro got that dawg in him

[timid forge]

all love

[timid forge]

ight

damn

ram changing

[fiery cloak]

Enemies to lovers trope

[timid forge]

good on you blud

[fiery cloak]

I'm tryna see that happen

[neat shadow]

My DAWG is a usc student

urs is not

[timid forge]

YOUR DAWG is stupid!

[daring citrus]

I believe in the ram redemption

[timid forge]

Do you have recs

[fiery cloak]

Fr

[timid forge]

same bro

[lethal oracle]

bro u fucking used shock therapy

[neat shadow]

I WILL PROVE YO GOOFY BITCHASS BUNNY ASS WRONG ON FRIDAY

[lethal oracle]

except instead of shock its 50 messages shitting on me all at once

[timid forge]

ME TOO WE WILL BOTH GET IN AND I WILL PET YOUR CUTE DOG

[neat shadow]

on friday: i got rejected

[fiery cloak]

No but we could write our own story 👉👈

[neat shadow]

Thx

[fiery cloak]

Samee

[neat shadow]

thats the dream

[timid forge]

damn bro really

[timid forge]

We're not enemies

i didnt know i had that effect

[fiery cloak]

Let's change that 🥺🥺

[lethal oracle]

u and 10 other people combined did

[timid forge]

I hate you

https://tenor.com/view/kid-thinking-sit-bored-couch-gif-17483531

ram rn

i just went 72 hours into the future we all got in

[fiery cloak]

So true

Same also

🤷‍♀️

[gleaming saffron]

pls

i hope so

[lethal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-meme-gif-26066037

ram rn

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-facepalm-stressed-disappointed-bored-gif-17570669

[scenic stone]

if it makes everyone feel better

the outside of usc is rly ugly

[lethal oracle]

who the fuck put USC in south central

like im sorry wtf

UCLA is so nice

[timid forge]

I don't care much about USC tbh shit is not worth 85k

[lethal oracle]

its in westwood

USC u cant walk outta campus

[timid forge]

i think usc was before the gangs lol

[scenic stone]

ucla >>>

kidding usc pls accept me

[daring citrus]

I don't even like south carolina anyways

[timid forge]

85k a year to live in california ain't no way

SC is better than ucla lol u have to drive 1 hour to get to the rose bowl

[lethal oracle]

thats how it is anyways

[lethal oracle]

what

[timid forge]

Yeah that's why you won't catch me there

the rose bowl is an hour away from ucla's campus

[lethal oracle]

why is the fucking rosebowl ur metric of good location

is caltech #1 then

[timid forge]

bc thats where they play

[scenic stone]

the worst location is caltech tho

[timid forge]

colosseum is right next to usc's campus

[scenic stone]

middle of nowhere

[timid forge]

Anything in california is worst location fr

[daring citrus]

What is this california slander

California #1

[timid forge]

Okay bay area resident

[scenic stone]

@timid forge what do u have against ca

[daring citrus]

Oh no I hate silicon valley

[scenic stone]

do u live in liek nebraska

[timid forge]

You can be a USACO plat and end up at Merced because you live in the bay

[lethal oracle]

pasasdena's a nice town

[timid forge]

Nah that's sani

[lethal oracle]

i'd live there unironically

[daring citrus]

Tf is usaco

[daring citrus]

That's true tho it's very competitive

[scenic stone]

it is it’s just too far from anything

[lethal oracle]

nah

[timid forge]

How do you live in the bay area and not know what USACO is

[lethal oracle]

its right above DTLA

[timid forge]

Even I know what USACO is

[lethal oracle]

glendale and burbank are right there

same w los feliz and silverlake

[scenic stone]

why go college in socal if ur not like <20 mins from the beach

[lethal oracle]

weather and people

imo

beach fye but u dont go that often

[scenic stone]

weather true

[lethal oracle]

i haven't gone in like a year

[daring citrus]

Why is this a bay area thing

[timid forge]

Because it's for CS nerds

[daring citrus]

Lmao

[timid forge]

Of which the bay area has many

[scenic stone]

much better than norcal beaches

shit here

[lethal oracle]

tru

[daring citrus]

Ong

[timid forge]

Is that you

[scenic stone]

sf shouldn’t even have a beach

[lethal oracle]

i dont get why silicon valley is in norcal

[timid forge]

a2c holy trinity is CS male bay area

[lethal oracle]

like why arent stanford and berkeley down here

[daring citrus]

Uhhh

Kinda

[lethal oracle]

we're the better region

[lethal oracle]

no

[daring citrus]

Simply better

[lethal oracle]

Asian CS Male Bay ARea

[scenic stone]

the best part of stanford is the cupcake shop across the sreeey

street

[daring citrus]

Stanford only wants to be in good locations

[timid forge]

That's four dumbass

[lethal oracle]

asian and bay area and cs are synonymous

j merge it w one of them

also

who asked for my SAQs

i wrote these in 5m

didnt adjust

submitted

[timid forge]

LMFAO STILL UNCOMMON

[mortal girder]

1984 xd

[timid forge]

actually its richard sherman

[lethal oracle]

i went the generic intellectual who is actually stupid asl

[timid forge]

😒

[timid forge]

LMFAOOO

[timid forge]

i did not elaborate

i am getting deferred

LOL

I'm sorry living in nebraska unironically is so funny

I'm sorry

[timid forge]

😭

well

Stay safe

at least

[lethal oracle]

imma be honest

[timid forge]

im not

[lethal oracle]

w the shit i said

[timid forge]

Hope you make it out

bustinf my ass

[lethal oracle]

i think not elaborating helps

[timid forge]

for every percent

on exam!!

HEY

[timid forge]

really?

nah no way

CLASS RANK GETS YOU SHIT HERE

[timid forge]

LOL

LMAOOO

TRUE

[lethal oracle]

compared to elaborating like a cringe mf

[timid forge]

but its terrible if ur not top 6

[lethal oracle]

yes it does

[timid forge]

LOL nah urs were fine

not bad

[timid forge]

Nah top 10% is still good

ohh

Auto for TAMU

Which for eng is like same as UT

[lethal oracle]

damn

thx

[scenic stone]

1984💀

[lethal oracle]

i shoulda applied to TAMU and UT Austin

[timid forge]

let me find mine

I didn't apply to TAMU though

[timid forge]

wow

[lethal oracle]

i wanna be a white dude chugging beer at a footballg ame

[timid forge]

You can do that at any college in the united states

[lethal oracle]

no

its not the same

has to be texas

[timid forge]

Oh

[daring citrus]

Is Tamu good for data science

[timid forge]

nahhh my short answers ARE TERRIBLE

wtf is wrong with me

[daring citrus]

Why would anyone know that nvm

[timid forge]

If you want to live in texas the alumni network alone will get you places

Aggies will die for each other

It's a cult

[daring citrus]

The fuck

[scenic stone]

ut austin has an 8% oos acceptance rate tho?

[lethal oracle]

yh

[lethal oracle]

they're like if UCs did their job

[timid forge]

UT is required by law to have 90% of its class come from the state of texas

[scenic stone]

ikr

[timid forge]

Thus there is only 10% of seats left for oos/intl

[scenic stone]

uc just wants the oos tuition money

[daring citrus]

So it's free if you're in state pretty much

?

[timid forge]

No

If you are top 6% of your class you have what they call "auto admission"

HOWEVER

[scenic stone]

not for specific major

right

[timid forge]

If you are not a major in COLA, then it is not a safety

[scenic stone]

smt like that

[timid forge]

Correct

I see CS/business/eng autos get rejected all the time

I know someone who got rejected UT CS but got into Cornell

UT admissions is very unpredictable

[daring citrus]

Oh

Alright I'm more excited about ut now

I thought it was a target and not a reach

[lethal oracle]

fuckin hell

dont call it auto if its not auto

[timid forge]

If you're oos it is a reach

[timid forge]

I mean for anything except CS/business/eng it's pretty safe

[daring citrus]

The only 3 majors people want to do lol

[timid forge]

😟

[lethal oracle]

that doesnt matter tho

[timid forge]

I did bio

[lethal oracle]

like auto should be auto for all

[timid forge]

It can't be

There's too many people

[lethal oracle]

then make ur other campuses acc good

like why is UT arlignton so ass

[timid forge]

Their engineering is actually pretty good, especially regionally

[lethal oracle]

but its fucking arlington

goofy name so i assume goofy city

[timid forge]

My dad works for the biggest electrical engineering company in the state and half their grads are form UT arlington

[lethal oracle]

the name is like exactly what i expect from a texas city tho

[daring citrus]

Does Tamu have auto acceptance for oos

[timid forge]

No

[lethal oracle]

no

the whole point of auto

[timid forge]

Auto acceptance is only for in state

[lethal oracle]

is to help t he mfs who pay for the uni

[timid forge]

Anyone in the top 10% of their class at a texas high school is auto admit to any public tx university except UT

[daring citrus]

How did I get accepted like 15 days before the decision date then

[lethal oracle]

also

[daring citrus]

No way they read my essays that fast

[timid forge]

Rolling decisions

[lethal oracle]

can UCs start expanding

eminent domain that shit idc

make berkeley and LA bigger

[daring citrus]

We need uc san jose

[lethal oracle]

we need UC Playa Vista

[scenic stone]

fuck no

uc east side 💀

no way

unnecessary

[daring citrus]

Uc Compton tho

[lethal oracle]

bro

[scenic stone]

uc bakersfield

[lethal oracle]

UC Pasadena would go crazy

UC Fresno 😳

[scenic stone]

uc weed

[lethal oracle]

bro

we need UC weed

so bad

[scenic stone]

we already have that actually that’s called ucsc

[daring citrus]

San jose is too good of a city to only have 3 colleges

[lethal oracle]

offbrand uc weed

[daring citrus]

We need uc san jose

[scenic stone]

we have evc

[lethal oracle]

dont give the bay area more schools fuck t aht

UC Big Bear when

[daring citrus]

Sam jose city college

West valley

[lethal oracle]

or

[daring citrus]

De anza

[lethal oracle]

UC Palm Springs

first UC in da desert

[daring citrus]

Merced?

[lethal oracle]

merceds in the desert???????

central valley look like it but it aint a desert

[scenic stone]

evc >

[daring citrus]

U step outside of merced and you could be in the middle of death valley for all you know

[lethal oracle]

jesus

wtf

[scenic stone]

merced ‘27

[lethal oracle]

bro

😭

merced looks like m y fuckiing hs

[scenic stone]

that literally looks like evc

evc is nicer

[lethal oracle]

mfs stole our color shceme

[astral vortex]

90k for this btw

[lethal oracle]

only?

[scenic stone]

hope it flooded

[lethal oracle]

3rd floor had a fuck tonna leaks

we chillin tho

[scenic stone]

what about the first

[lethal oracle]

nah

[scenic stone]

3 floors

we have 1 and it’s still ugly

[lethal oracle]

bruh

ur in the bay tho

[scenic stone]

yeah

[lethal oracle]

arent yall supposed to be rich

w nice hs

[scenic stone]

no

my hs is in the ghetto side

[lethal oracle]

O

L

go to gunn

i heard its fye there

[scenic stone]

it is

and monta vista

i took my sat at monta vista and it was so nice

good luck school

[lethal oracle]

dang

[scenic stone]

there is a celebrity at the gym rn

it’s an MIT student

[lethal oracle]

damn

adam sandler goes to my gym

or went

haven't seen him there in a few years

[scenic stone]

what

[lethal oracle]

yea

its not even a nice gym

[scenic stone]

naurway

[lethal oracle]

its a old ass ymca

[scenic stone]

country club gym >

[lethal oracle]

L

mf can afford a country club

but cant even go to a priv school

[scenic stone]

only the gym membership

[lethal oracle]

o icic

[scenic stone]

we don’t live in the cc

[lethal oracle]

the what

[scenic stone]

cc = country club

[lethal oracle]

o

[daring citrus]

24 hour fitness 😭

[lime salmon]

Bro

I leave for like 40 mins

And there’s like 900 messages

Lmaooo

[night sandal]

usc faid never replied to my emails

[chilly heart]

At what time is the decision?

[reef slate]

latest it will come out is 5pm pst or 8pm est

[scenic stone]

it better not come out at school

that would be an absolute bloodbath

[sinful obsidian]

i heard it was 7pm est

[sinful obsidian]

what kinda hs are u going to bro

[sinful obsidian]

evc gives me ptsd

cross country meets at Montgomery hills 💀

[scenic stone]

montgomery gives me ptsd

[scenic stone]

same

i started courses there in 6th grade

bad mems

[sinful obsidian]

thank god i got out 🙏

[languid echo]

I hope it comes out in like 4th period or something that would be very funny

[scenic stone]

human geo

[languid echo]

Back I say 🤺🤺🤺 back to your rat cage

[scenic stone]

dingbat

[languid echo]

bingle bongle dingle dangle yeticky doo yeticky daa ping pong lippy tappy too tah

[scenic stone]

mr. electric SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM ËXPÊŁLĘD

[languid echo]

@thick vale @lethal oracle what are you twos opinions on veda05

[thick gorge]

why is this thread a literal war zone

[languid echo]

Mikey and Ram need to fight for veda05s love

[scenic stone]

hey firestar don't u have a nut allergy

[prime musk]

hi firestar

[languid echo]

Go away we don’t want a rat infestation at usc

[prime musk]

acting as if they already don’t have one

Veda can join her family at USC

[scenic stone]

we don't want bald ppl there either

[languid echo]

😪

[prime musk]

naked mole rat

USC should hurry up and give my acceptance

i clearly deserve it

[scenic stone]

shut up superscorer

[languid echo]

superscorer

[prime musk]

well

atleast i’m not doing CS like you two bozos

[lethal oracle]

what

[lethal oracle]

bro she indian i dont date my kind

[languid echo]

Veda05 is half white

[lethal oracle]

still

[prime musk]

goatavaneesh core

[lethal oracle]

persian girls traumatized me enough i hate middle eastern/south asian culture

[lethal oracle]

huh

[scenic stone]

avaneesh dupe

[languid echo]

Did they look like you

[lethal oracle]

nah she was bad j mental

[lethal oracle]

im 9/11 not 7/11

i j bundle south asians w middle east

[prime musk]

brown is brown

[lethal oracle]

brown is brown

[languid echo]

What if we gave u money

How much money for veda05

[lethal oracle]

what

are you selling her 💀

[prime musk]

are we auctioning off Veda

[scenic stone]

no

[prime musk]

we would have to pay ram in that case

[lethal oracle]

yea

[scenic stone]

foul

[lethal oracle]

not my fault u built like a chicken tikka w ketchup

[scenic stone]

how do yk that

[lethal oracle]

bc they said u half white half indian

[scenic stone]

im vegetarian tho

[lethal oracle]

also veda is a indian name

[lethal oracle]

valid

[scenic stone]

i'll tell u what sherlock holmes

[languid echo]

Broccoli head

[scenic stone]

so?

[lethal oracle]

fym so

chicken tikka = indian

w ketchup = white

[scenic stone]

yeah but why would i be built like that

[prime musk]

she’s not the good looking kind tho she looks like a mutated inbred albino rat

[lethal oracle]

bc u mixed

[languid echo]

Veda is half white half Indian half rat

[lethal oracle]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[lethal oracle]

when did i imply she's hot

[scenic stone]

thank god ur not aplying math

[prime musk]

i’m just saying

[languid echo]

youve been implying it this entire time

[lethal oracle]

lemme fix that

[languid echo]

like ur all over veda05 clearly

[prime musk]

#English

[lethal oracle]

oh fs

ASU CS

i hate to say it

[languid echo]

ram u clearly have feelings for veda05 just admit it

[prime musk]

ASI

ASU

[lethal oracle]

i got more feelings for my right hand

[scenic stone]

asu parties

[prime musk]

cuz our teacher went to princeton and clearly it did nothing

[lethal oracle]

mfs keep saying i got feelings

for who

[prime musk]

for Veda

[lethal oracle]

hindi winnie the pooh?

[prime musk]

stop trying to hide it

[languid echo]

Veda05

[lethal oracle]

ion know who she is

[scenic stone]

i dont even speak that

[languid echo]

u don’t need to play hard to get ram

ur only competition is Mikey

[lethal oracle]

💀 whos mikey

[scenic stone]

firestar do u even pull

[lethal oracle]

thats sad lowk

[prime musk]

na firestar is a push factor

[lethal oracle]

i read write farsi

[scenic stone]

the music goes hard tho

[lethal oracle]

fr

[languid echo]

Y u so interested in Mikey is it cuz ur scared ur gonna lose veda05?

[lethal oracle]

bro i told yo headass

my ex traumatized me enough

no brown girls for me

[prime musk]

i think you traumatized your ex

[scenic stone]

traumatized brown boy v mommy issues brown boy

[lethal oracle]

💀

A2C

[lethal oracle]

ay at least ion got mommy issues

happy family and allat

[scenic stone]

every bay area brown boy does

[lethal oracle]

thats sad bruh

[scenic stone]

little shitters

[stone spoke]

there's a choice b/w the two ?

[prime musk]

veda stop projecting

[lethal oracle]

on the flip end

the reason my ex was so mental

is bc bro had mad daddy issues

fr could not leave her alone 5m

[scenic stone]

was she a lana girl

[lethal oracle]

a what girl

del ray?

[scenic stone]

rey

yes

[lethal oracle]

nah

she listened to white ppl shit

[languid echo]

Did she listen to Taylor swift a lot and love ratatouille

[scenic stone]

is lana not white

[lethal oracle]

ion know abt ratatouille

[prime musk]

that sounds familia

[lethal oracle]

i mean what white ppl listen to

like top 25 on teh radio type shit

shit was like a year and a half ago

[lone swan]

What time will the decision come out

[lethal oracle]

i lowk dont remember much abt her

[prime musk]

when it needs to

[scenic stone]

getwell soon

[prime musk]

(1/20)

[lethal oracle]

im chillin now

[languid echo]

Can’t you see we’re in the middle of an important conversation

[lone swan]

Like what clock time lol

How do I say this

[lethal oracle]

dude

[lone swan]

Time of day

[prime musk]

firestar stop taking like you got any rights to do so. Don’t sass the poor child

[lethal oracle]

how about

wakeup saturday

see if u got a decision

[lone swan]

nah

[mortal girder]

^

[lethal oracle]

its usc

[mortal girder]

5pm PST I believe

[lethal oracle]

its not that deep

[lone swan]

I’m tryna open it the moment of

[lone swan]

Thank you

[scenic stone]

we just want to meet our idol olivia jade

[prime musk]

USC: ghetto inside ghettoer outside

[scenic stone]

have u ever been to usc

the inside is not ghetto

[prime musk]

the people are

[scenic stone]

the people r just pretty

and smart

some of them

[prime musk]

na UCLA ppl are pretty and smart

[lethal oracle]

USC is literally j an extension of BH

and westlake

[prime musk]

USC is just a coping mechanism for not getting into UCLA

[scenic stone]

tf is BH

[lethal oracle]

UCLA is better culture

beverly hills

[scenic stone]

ucla is near the beach

surferrr

[scenic stone]

o

[lethal oracle]

UCLA is also in westwood

yk

like not the fucking hood

[prime musk]

Ram. do you live in the hood

[lethal oracle]

no i live in Samo

[scenic stone]

yes

its a nice campus

[prime musk]

i don’t know what that is

[lethal oracle]

i love UCLA

[scenic stone]

a lot of walking

[lethal oracle]

my sister went there

[scenic stone]

12-3-30

[lethal oracle]

but its too close so fuck that

[scenic stone]

my cousin goes there

[lethal oracle]

santa monica

[prime musk]

ah

samo(sa)

[lethal oracle]

fr

we got like no brown mfs here

hella persians

but nothin else

[vivid dagger]

I can’t comprehend how the roasts on this thread are so good

[prime musk]

is the white bmw thing real

[lethal oracle]

go to an insane asylum

they're all ass

[lethal oracle]

i hate to say it

lowk yea

[languid echo]

This server basically is

[lethal oracle]

my sister got a black bmw tho

[prime musk]

i had a persian pre calc teacher

[vivid dagger]

I’ve been reading roastoffs between you and like 3 other ppl

[prime musk]

he was racist

[lethal oracle]

lmao im sorry

[vivid dagger]

You seem to always win

[lethal oracle]

oh 100%

my mom is insanely racist out of no where

[prime musk]

all brown moms are

[lethal oracle]

every time i mention shit from my chinese class

she's like chingchongchingchongchingchongchingchongchingchong

im like BRO

CALM DOWN

[scenic stone]

my sister had a pakistani bf and my mom got mad and said she was gonna run off and join ISIS

[lethal oracle]

💀 what

[prime musk]

my moms like east asian = Chinese

[languid echo]

💀

[scenic stone]

she was also 12 so it was concerning that she had one in the 1st place

[prime musk]

seems like smtng she would do tho

[vivid dagger]

THIS IS TRUE 😭

[lethal oracle]

my mom word for word told me this chinese girl i was into was going to steal information from us

motherfucker we have no information

they're literally richer than us what do we have

[prime musk]

white bmw

[scenic stone]

citizenship

[lethal oracle]

fr

[lethal oracle]

nah they had citizenship

[prime musk]

Ram do you have white bmw

[lethal oracle]

white lexus

my moms tho

no car

[scenic stone]

no tesla?

[prime musk]

you’re not persian

[lethal oracle]

i hate teslas(not bc electric bc goofy car)

and we live in an apt w no charger

[scenic stone]

we have a tesla

it is so fun to drive

[prime musk]

basic car for a basic beach

[lethal oracle]

fr tho

i've been in a tesla twice

[scenic stone]

get ur permit first then talk

[lethal oracle]

both times it was w rich ass girls who couldn't drive

scary experiences

[prime musk]

pathetic artichoke

[lethal oracle]

bro doesn't have his permit 😭

[scenic stone]

u shouldve written abt it in ur essays

[lethal oracle]

no way

[prime musk]

they drive like that cuz they got that juicy life insurance policy

[lethal oracle]

fr tho

[lethal oracle]

ong

was such a character arc for me

[scenic stone]

juicy immortality?

[prime musk]

what?

[scenic stone]

i should have written about being in a car w a rich guy who sped like his foot was glued to the accelerator

[lethal oracle]

💀

ok i can't talk

i speed so much

i calmed down a bit now tho

[prime musk]

it’s California we’re meant to speed

[scenic stone]

i am still learning so i go slow

[prime musk]

the speed limit is a suggestion

[lethal oracle]

you'll outgrow it fast

[scenic stone]

yeah

[lethal oracle]

ya'll dont got topanga tho

topanga is an insane drive

[mortal girder]

Damn sounds like I should stay out

[stable spear]

USC pls save my ass

🫣

[scenic stone]

is that a road

[lethal oracle]

mountain road

[prime musk]

USC will save your ass for 80k a year

[scenic stone]

we have ranch

[prime musk]

we have US 101

[scenic stone]

ranch roads at night go crazy

[lethal oracle]

it connects SM w the Valley

[lethal oracle]

oh shit topanga goes into the 101

kinda

[stable spear]

No problem. Just need some good uni for relaxing

Purdue ruined me

[lethal oracle]

our 101 is cursed

its a East West Fwy

but its North South on the signs

[prime musk]

they reject you?

[stable spear]

Anyone trolled by purdue here?

[lethal oracle]

yea

u

[stable spear]

Yes

[scenic stone]

no i got accepted for cs

[stable spear]

1540, IB 43/45

[lethal oracle]

deadass? @scenic stone

[stable spear]

Rejected

[prime musk]

bro everyone in our school got into purdue

[lethal oracle]

what the fuck

[scenic stone]

yyea i got in

[lethal oracle]

i mean i applied RD

[vivid dagger]

Bro so many overqualified people got rejected by Purdue this year

[lethal oracle]

so idk if thats crazy or not

[stable spear]

Throw ur stats

[lethal oracle]

but damn

[vivid dagger]

Yield protection moment

[scenic stone]

1580 3.97 UW

[stable spear]

It broke my confidence in life

[prime musk]

tbh my school sent the stupidest ppl into Berkeley last year too (I think like 18 or 20 ppl)

[languid echo]

Purdue yield protecting commenrs make me sad

[lethal oracle]

jesus fucking christ nm

[scenic stone]

what other stats

[languid echo]

Veda05 ur not special

[lethal oracle]

bro ur smart?

[prime musk]

Veda shut up

[lethal oracle]

L

[prime musk]

na she stupid

[scenic stone]

multifaceted

[lethal oracle]

1500/3.89 gang rise up

[stable spear]

ppl in my class with 1410 got deferred and i got rejected???

[lethal oracle]

ong

[prime musk]

1570/3.92UW

[languid echo]

1080/3.2UW accepted oos cs lmaoo

[scenic stone]

@stable spear maybe if ur username wasnt after a fucking coho book

[languid echo]

Test scores don’t matter y’all

[mortal girder]

^

[vivid dagger]

A2C is making me feel dumb again 😭

[languid echo]

It’s about essays and extracurriculars

[prime musk]

Firestar

[lethal oracle]

neither does gpa apparently

[prime musk]

how about

you

[lethal oracle]

whats yalls ECs

[prime musk]

shove it

[stable spear]

LOL

[prime musk]

ok

[lethal oracle]

i got a 6 fig biz and thats abt it

[prime musk]

don’t ask me

[lethal oracle]

i asked u

[prime musk]

i said no

[languid echo]

I’m an a2cer

[lethal oracle]

so ambassador to the UN?

[languid echo]

Yes

[prime musk]

you say this ironically as if you have never posted on it

[lethal oracle]

bet

[stable spear]

Drop ur answers to usc ideal roommate question

I wrote stuart little

[lethal oracle]

Michael Scott

[stable spear]

😭

[scenic stone]

CMU research for computers, mathematics research paper, cisco internship, varsity tennis 4 years + 1 yr captain r the big ones

[languid echo]

I posted once for genuine advice 😭

[lethal oracle]

jesus christ

did u get all teat bc HS

[scenic stone]

huh

[lethal oracle]

or do u have black magic ways

[languid echo]

LMAO

our hs is

💀

[scenic stone]

shit

[languid echo]

yeah

[lethal oracle]

like did ur HS get u the Research & Internship

[prime musk]

bro our high school

[scenic stone]

i network

[prime musk]

is

[languid echo]

Veda05 is just brown

[prime musk]

the most

[lethal oracle]

okay well keep networking

[scenic stone]

my HS didnt do shit

[lethal oracle]

get me onto this

🤝

[prime musk]

i saw ppl doing the deed on my hs lawn

[lethal oracle]

i am COO

[prime musk]

😭

[languid echo]

Veda05 ur not supposed to actually disclose ur extracurriculars

[lethal oracle]

💀

[languid echo]

Your extracurricular is older sister

[lethal oracle]

wait

[languid echo]

Rat management

[lethal oracle]

yall are related

no fuckin way

[languid echo]

what

[scenic stone]

i have not updated my LinkedIn in forever

[lethal oracle]

ig we are

lets connect

[scenic stone]

no we r not related

[languid echo]

Same

I think I last updated junior year

[scenic stone]

my pfp from 9th grade

[lethal oracle]

thats chill

yall finna love my pfp

[scenic stone]

awoop jumpscare

[vivid dagger]

I don’t get how people on here have such high grades and ECs and still somehow have good conversation skills lol

[prime musk]

i haven’t made a linkedin yet 🧍

[vivid dagger]

I feel jealous now

[scenic stone]

r u stereotyping

[lethal oracle]

okay

so ik people who are way way smarter than me at my hs

[prime musk]

i got the worst ECs here dw yall

[scenic stone]

stfu

[lethal oracle]

not necessarily what a college wants

but insanely smar

they have no skills

[vivid dagger]

🧢

[lethal oracle]

they dont know how to talk to ppl

[prime musk]

my dude Ram has a company

[misty basin]

stop being a pick me

[scenic stone]

u STALKED a professor at target to get an internshp innit

[prime musk]

hi Pikachu

[scenic stone]

i did

[lethal oracle]

wait nm u sent it

[languid echo]

extracurriculars:

younger brother (family responsiblities)
president of cabbage club
member of computer science club
1 year of jv basketball
apcsa student

[lethal oracle]

mb mb

[vivid dagger]

Yeah that’s why I’m surprised by ppl here they’re so spontaneous in convo

[misty basin]

lettuce club is superior

[prime musk]

i still can’t tell the difference

hi pikachu