UC Berkeley 🐻 (2022-2023)

[solemn sleet]

yakub forbid

[ancient heath]

👮👮👮👮

[white rune]

What wow

Okay

[haughty fern]

(and me)

[strange idol]

abbe yaar

whoever wants to know smth

come dm me

we are forbidden and not authorized to talk about it here

[charred glen]

💀

I would say we are Authorized to talk about it here but I think the mods would REJECT my statement

[strange idol]

yeah we are definitely Forbidden from it, but i do think its time for mods to Accept that portal astrology may just never go away

[solemn sleet]

i get it tho, i think berk is just the exception where it might actually mean something

[iron wagon]

what did the withdraw say for u?

[cosmic meteor]

send

[magic raven]

@iron wagon bro UIUC is better no question

[solemn sleet]

FTT

[iron wagon]

ftt?

[solemn sleet]

I could withdraw my app

[magic raven]

forbidden to go to berk but ftt is lowkey a great school

[strange idol]

agreed!

ftt is definitely up there, but ive heard really bad things about fft

[cosmic meteor]

LOL

guys

just

avoid this

topic

[vestal hemlock]

dm me too

[cosmic meteor]

its almost decision time so lets just

stay confident

[strange idol]

many students often end up waitlisted there for no good reason, must. be yield protection

[vestal hemlock]

I want to find solace in the fact that I’m gonna be rejected

[tidal rover]

When are they coming?

[strange idol]

3;15 pst

[tidal rover]

Thanks

[smoky iron]

can you dm me too?

[cosmic meteor]

nah this ones funny

[cerulean belfry]

you sure?

[strange idol]

nope

[pale bay]

did you mean you are Not Authorized to go there, according to what their Records indicate?

[magic raven]

bro 💀

[safe horizon]

Can't wait to be on their sis campus and create solutions

[spring raft]

same

!!

[tribal oyster]

I was not authorized to go there. Guess i'll have to withdraw my cali dreams.

[upbeat orbit]

Nah I'm forbidden - strict parents

[balmy pendant]

Hiii

[azure shale]

I’ve worked so tremendously hard for today. I will be attending Berkeley.

[balmy pendant]

same (was rejected from every uc except davis)

but thats only because the know berkeley will accept me ofc🙄

[white rune]

i got into ftt

[solemn sleet]

what does that mean 😭

you dont "get in" to ftt

[valid raft]

what is ftt

[magic raven]

bro ucs are weird

I didnt get into CS at UCSD, I got undeclared

I got flat out rejected from UCLA

[stray viper]

Where’s your top pick rn

[magic raven]

GT CS

[solemn sleet]

its portal astrology stuff

[stray viper]

Yooo twins

[iron wagon]

u still rlly considering berkeley?

[magic raven]

yeah lmaoo

[magic raven]

me?

[stray viper]

100% uiuc over Purdue

No contest

About your name

[white rune]

i got ftt

[iron wagon]

yea

[white rune]

just didnt want to say it directly

bc mods

[magic raven]

yeah i will take berk over gtech if i get in

but i really hope i get cornell or stanford

[stray viper]

I think most poeple@woudl

[magic raven]

or princeton/upenn

[stray viper]

Oh so you did like all the ivies

I only did pton and Cornell

[solemn sleet]

nice

[magic raven]

yeah all except brown

cause brown cs is ass

pure ass

[cosmic meteor]

NICE

[cosmic meteor]

do u ftt or fft

[magic raven]

ftt

forbidden

all the goodies

[cosmic meteor]

nice

[stray viper]

I’m ngl I like me some pure ass

[magic raven]

lmaoo its brown too

see all other ivies have redeemable qualities

harvard, yale, dartmouth general prestige

cornell princeton upenn columbia good t20 cs programs

brown doesnt really show up

[copper nimbus]

no gpa

also plme

[stray viper]

Brown is where the uber rich people send their underachieving children imo

[serene flax]

When dis jawn releasing

[iron wagon]

purdue is 30k and uiuc is 60k

still 100% ?

[stray viper]

Oh hmm I didn’t realize uiuc was that much

Yeah that’s definitely off putting

[iron wagon]

yea

[stray viper]

Is that total cost or just tuition

[iron wagon]

total cost

[stray viper]

60 is a lot

For Illinois

[iron wagon]

im int

yea but what to do

its cs

[stray viper]

Damn uiuc cs as intl is crazy, congratulations

[iron wagon]

im us citizen

so idk if it still applies lol

[stray viper]

Uiuc cs as anyone is crazily impressive

So yeah definitely still applied

[iron wagon]

like some unis take it as int

[stray viper]

Congrats

[iron wagon]

some don't

thx

i mean

u have gtech cs

so u still considering berk?

[stray viper]

If I get berk definitely

But not gonna happen

[cosmic meteor]

waitlisted berkeley

rip

[stray viper]

I feel like gt was a fluke lol

[cosmic meteor]

wtv

[stray viper]

Huh??

[cosmic meteor]

looking forward to ivy day now

[stray viper]

It’s out?

[cosmic meteor]

nah

LOL

[stray viper]

Bruh 😭

[cosmic meteor]

theres

reason to

[solemn sleet]

im gonna get banned

[stray viper]

Taco Bell

If it’s not allowed I’m too scared

[cosmic meteor]

ong

LOL

guys i love the Financial times talks. i really wish i had the Financial Times Talks, but instead i only have the Faux Financial Talks and its kinda upsetting me

[pale bay]

gob ears

[steel orchid]

uiuc cost is a bit wild

[iron wagon]

[solemn sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/logan-paul-sorry-forgive-lapse-in-judgement-gif-22857221

[stray viper]

Yeah that’s a lot

[iron wagon]

yea that's why im asking

[steel orchid]

it's 37k in state which was ... way more than i expected

[iron wagon]

like is it worth it

[stray viper]

Oh I thought it was rhetorical

[iron wagon]

theres isn't much diff between the 2

like both are t10 for cs

[stray viper]

Uhhh in my opinion I’d say go Purdue unless you actually hate the vibe at one

[iron wagon]

nah i rlly like purdue

[magic raven]

UIUC is a village i mean

[compact kiln]

what time is it out??

[magic raven]

3:30 PST

4 IST

6 EST

[steel orchid]

purdue since it's cheaper

[safe horizon]

How is it out earlier for est

[magic raven]

maybe my time conversion is wrong

[round prism]

let’s just say it’s coming out today

between 7:22 AM PST and 11:59 PM PST

[magic raven]

ye

[cosmic meteor]

GUYS just a heads up. Portal Astrology is not allowed in this official discord and they do not endorse looking for signs. That being said keep any discussion of the Colege Confidential thread out of here and any discussion of withdrawals out of here, and strictly in dms please thanks!

[drifting sapphire]

Portal slander

#freetheastrology

[solemn sleet]

I’ve been advised not to comment on this development 💔

[stray viper]

We aren’t allowed to withdraw?

[cold quail]

anyone know what time the decision releases?

[stray viper]

5:70 pm

[valid falcon]

Pst?

[stray viper]

Bro I said 5:70

[valid falcon]

😂

[haughty meadow]

im pretty sure all of you know your decision by now

astrologers

[stray viper]

Can y’all stop

[cerulean belfry]

pay me 20k I’ll tell you

[verbal fractal]

Bro shut up

[stray viper]

Why do people keep bringing up astrology when it’s against the rules

Like how hard it is

[verbal fractal]

“Can y’all stop” 🤓

[stray viper]

To just not say it

[compact kiln]

copium LMAO

[cerulean belfry]

LMAO

[verbal fractal]

“Follow the rules guys come on” 🤓

Guy prob got rejected and is coping

💀

[stray viper]

I just feel like we are all benefiting from this server so we should at least respect the rules

There aren’t many to follow

[verbal fractal]

No one is benefiting from this shithole

And the astrology rule is stupid

[stray viper]

Ok then leave

[verbal fractal]

Cope

[solemn sleet]

Idk about allat but talking about REDACTED will get you in trouble here but that’s fair I suppose

[thorny yoke]

C'mon, be nice

[ancient heath]

💀 everyone's nervous

[worn coral]

🤓

[verbal fractal]

Berk ain’t even a good uni

I ain’t wanna go there anyway

(Precope)

[steel orchid]

morning everyone

[cerulean belfry]

reverse psychology

[steel orchid]

how are you?

[cerulean belfry]

I’m stressing wbu

[steel orchid]

same lol im waiting on 3 ivys today and thats the end of my decisions

[verbal fractal]

Anyone know when the ivies come out?

[steel orchid]

!ivyday

[wheat tulip]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Ivy Day decisions come out <t:1680217200> in your local time
8 hours, 1 minute and 28 seconds until the decision date

[verbal fractal]

Is the kcl in your name Kings College London btw?

[steel orchid]

yes!

[verbal fractal]

Still waiting on them

😭

[round pecan]

bro I'm this close to a breakdown

[cerulean belfry]

@verbal fractal come dm bro

[steel turret]

Decisions come out 3pm?

[round pecan]

i used to read it as potassium chloride 💀

[solemn sleet]

Berk might

Last year they came out by 3, a little earlier then that actually

[astral fable]

Hi

[ancient heath]

!Cal

!berkley

!UCB

!University of California berkley

Fuck this shitty ass bot

!ivyday

[cerulean belfry]

LMAO

[steel orchid]

does ucb have a confirmed time

if not there's no command

[strong radish]

good luck yall 🫶🫶🫶

[ripe axle]

not really, but the most accurate estimate we have is 3:05 PM Pacific Time

usually they release it around 3 PM

[wary oyster]

damn i thought it was 4pm EST so 1pm PST

[verbal fractal]

!ivyday

[alpine granite]

@Berkeley will I refer to as Cal or UCB from now on?

[wary plank]

Cal

[alpine granite]

!ivyday

[snow girder]

!ivyday

[alpine granite]

🙏

[spring raft]

what time

[steel turret]

.

[spring raft]

someone earlier said it was 1 pst last year

gues not

[pseudo parrot]

BERKELEYYYUUY

[solemn sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-pattinson-lighthouse-screaming-shout-scared-gif-17035752

Me ^

[snow girder]

Is cal u guy’s last decision?

It is for me

[solemn sleet]

For me yes

[kindred grotto]

im keeping my expectations incredibly low because i know im very likely rejected

[alpine granite]

Last day, idk how it'll stack up versus the Ivies time wise

[kindred grotto]

but i know its still gonna hurt a bit lol

[snow girder]

I’ve been telling myself that I will commit to a school by the end of today

[snow girder]

Sameeeee 😭

[solemn sleet]

Got into UCSB and UCI, need berk to make final decision. I’d pick it over both

[snow girder]

Same I got Davis and UCSB but will pick cal over anything

(Even tho I’ve got no shot)

[solemn sleet]

Hey thats not very Davis simp of you

[kindred grotto]

i applied to cs for the ucs and so my chances for cal are abysmal

[frosty epoch]

Well who would you pick UCSB or UCI?

[solemn sleet]

I’m totally split, would have to tour them first

[cerulean belfry]

depends on major

[night blade]

@wraith brook @robust crown @worldly lantern is calcentral down for u guys as well

[wraith brook]

this?

cuz i can access calcentral

[night blade]

its like not loading for me

[robust crown]

yh same can acess cal central but not aid

[night blade]

same but rn even calcentral isnt loading

[robust crown]

ughhh this is so stressful, tell us when u get regents

[night blade]

ikr !!

i stayed up to check if it came at midnight

(it didnt)

[robust crown]

sameee

[night blade]

and now im stressing sm

[robust crown]

if i get berk regents, ivy day will become so chill

[night blade]

i care more abt regents than ivy day, duke, stanford

[misty talon]

Is that yanyan

From AP

No way

[spring raft]

u should withdraw

[wraith brook]

fr

[night blade]

wont make a diff now

[misty talon]

No it’s not oh well

[spring raft]

whats AP

yeah someone up there said 1:12 pst

but everyones saying 3 pst

wtv

[wraith brook]

ahhhh

[stoic folio]

@night blade i'm stressing about berk

[silent surge]

Had a dream that I got into Berkeley, hope it’s prophetic

[stoic folio]

what if I don't get in

[night blade]

hmm

[night blade]

if only u had another good school like ucla :/

[stoic folio]

if only...

[night blade]

millz im stressing i have put myself into a caffeine induced anxiety frenzy

[stoic folio]

oh no, again?

[night blade]

yep!

[stoic folio]

how much coffee did you have today?

[night blade]

i like consuming caffeine on highly stressful days because it gives me that thrill but then its compounded by nausea and wanting to throw up and heightened stress

uh

ive had like 3 sips of my starbucks mocha

[stoic folio]

Yeah, that sounds like what coffee does to a chunk of people

[night blade]

yep!

[stoic folio]

3 Sips?

that's too much

[night blade]

yes

[stoic folio]

for you

[night blade]

LOL

low caffeine tolerance ?

[stoic folio]

I surprisingly, only had 1 coffee this morning

[night blade]

is that a thing

[stoic folio]

yup

it is a thing

[night blade]

how do u do this every day

[stoic folio]

idk

probably my ADHD

and brain deadness

and caffeine acting as happy chemicals in my brain

[night blade]

ah

makes sense

[stoic folio]

yup, but I listen to bollywood music to calm myself down

[night blade]

i cant do musi rn

[stoic folio]

maybe listen to taylor swift?

oh

hmmmm

[night blade]

itll hurt my ears

[stoic folio]

have you done the tapping fingers trick?

[magic raven]

@stoic folio you an indian?

[stoic folio]

yup!

[night blade]

i have a biotech test next period (havent studied and im screwed), have to take that econ quiz cuz i wasnt there yeserday(havent studied and im screwed), hug quiz(i think im ok there), csp test(winging it), like 3 things due in spanish(ive only done 2), regents decision, columbia decision, cornell decision!

[magic raven]

damn intl ucla is amazing

[wraith brook]

agony

for u

[stoic folio]

okay, well first off

You're smart, intelligent and my best friend, so no matter what, you'll be okay

[night blade]

true

[magic raven]

im an indian intl too

[night blade]

mili isnt intl

[stoic folio]

secondly, you'll kick ass at all your tests today

[magic raven]

ah

[night blade]

shes indian but she lives in the bay

[night blade]

i better

[magic raven]

oh ic

[night blade]

ok

fuck it we ball!

[past monolith]

3-5pm pst?

[stoic folio]

thirdly, yeah decisions come out, but you've gotten into berk

you have no clue how proud I am of you

[night blade]

regetns ❤️

[night blade]

also

[magic raven]

@stoic folio whats your major?

[stoic folio]

I know, honey

[night blade]

whereis ur ucla2027 post

[stoic folio]

Sociology

[magic raven]

ooo interesting

[karmic musk]

i didnt study either!! and i have econ too

[stoic folio]

funny story, I was at berk yesterday for docs appt

[night blade]

omg

r u

[stoic folio]

and I was driving

[night blade]

who i think u are

[night blade]

oo

[karmic musk]

no veda05

[stoic folio]

so I did not make my post

but I have to

[night blade]

sry*

ugh oops

that didnt work

[karmic musk]

i was joking u prolly do

[night blade]

im fucked for biotech

[karmic musk]

bruh she my sub rn lmao

[night blade]

ik its open note but i havent done any of the notes

[magic raven]

around 5 hours left ig

[night blade]

im so sorry

does she have the mic on

[stoic folio]

Y'all I just feel drained already

[night blade]

same

[stoic folio]

we have to keep going?

[karmic musk]

she was talking abt how to write college essays and rsm

[karmic musk]

yes.

[stoic folio]

why can't school just be done when decisions come out

[karmic musk]

almost ther

[night blade]

ugh give it a couple weeks shes gonna tell us to get jobs

i had her as a longterm sub last yr

[silent surge]

I basically checked out two weeks ago lmao

[stoic folio]

it's a rhetorical question, genius :))

[stoic folio]

me too basically

[magic raven]

my school got over in march

[night blade]

every day shes gonna be like "raging waters is hiring!!!"

[stoic folio]

but I need to get my head back in the game

[karmic musk]

do u mean rhetorical or am i dumb

[karmic musk]

musty

[stoic folio]

rhetorical

did I spell it wrong?

[karmic musk]

also i hear econ was hard, was it

[silent surge]

You guys spelled it the same way???

[stoic folio]

tbh, how did LA decide they wanted me, I'm a dumbass lmao

[stoic folio]

HARD

you'll laugh if i tell you what I got

[finite pumice]

i have like 4 schools today with an average 6 percent acceptance rate

[stoic folio]

but also, I just decided to pick C for all the answers

[night blade]

damn

[silent surge]

Me too!!! 😭 twinsies

[night blade]

yeah i didnt even study econ

[finite pumice]

so my chances of getting into at least one is like 22 percent

[stoic folio]

me neither

[night blade]

@karmic musk when r u going in to take it

[finite pumice]

goodluck which

[stoic folio]

I didn't even do the notes

[night blade]

cuz i didnt even email her

[night blade]

same

[stoic folio]

she'll make you do it when you enter class

[karmic musk]

during class and i didnt email either

[night blade]

okok

got it

[karmic musk]

but my excuse valid

[night blade]

what is it

[karmic musk]

i was blind

[night blade]

i just had a pounding headache every time. i looked at a screen

[silent surge]

Uhh didn’t check but I feel like majority of the ivies are around there and I applied Berkeley cs so odds are that at least 4 meet that description lol. Applied every Ivy except Dartmouth Harvard Brown, hbu?

[night blade]

what.

[stoic folio]

I have a pounding headache tyoday

[finite pumice]

i just have princeton cornell yale berkeley

omg its almost over

and then stanford

and its all done

[silent surge]

Good luck 🍀

[finite pumice]

if i dont get into any ill just go to santa barbara

[silent surge]

Ooh I have Stanford too

[finite pumice]

which isnt even bad

thank god i didnt apply cs

[silent surge]

Highkey expecting a rejection considering how I spent 20 mins on my supplementals

[echo hamlet]

Guys what does forbidden mean 💔

Did I get my add tejected

[finite pumice]

me tooooo lmao

[silent surge]

In what context?

[finite pumice]

i spent like 3 hours on stanford total

[echo hamlet]

the portal

[silent surge]

Oh it’s probably maintenance or something

[finite pumice]

when does berkeley come out

[kindred grotto]

in like

6 hours

i think

[finite pumice]

BRUHH

sooo long

[rocky remnant]

7 pm pacific, 10 pm eastern

[finite pumice]

ooof

[silent surge]

7pm pst?!!!!

[finite pumice]

how about cornell

[rocky remnant]

At least that's the email they sent

[silent surge]

Berkeley wtf 😭

[tiny mortar]

What email

[kindred grotto]

what

[rocky remnant]

4 pm eastern, 7 pm pacific

[kindred grotto]

they sent an email?

[magic raven]

i have every ivy except brown

[silent surge]

Why does pst get it later?

[tiny mortar]

None of the emails they sent specified a time

[finite pumice]

oh my god

[silent surge]

4pm est is 1 pm pst?

[tiny mortar]

Yes

[silent surge]

Unless they make you wait?

That makes no sense

[finite pumice]

bruh wut

yall have contradicting messages

[silent surge]

Why are they doing that

[tiny mortar]

They said late afternoon

[magic raven]

wait dont all ivies come out at the same time?

[finite pumice]

person above said 7 pm pst = 10 est

[magic raven]

also berk comes out 3 to 5 pm PST

[tiny mortar]

So it will come out at 6 or 7 EST

[rocky remnant]

Wait 1 pm pacific, sorry lol

[solemn sleet]

Berk will come in 4 hours trust

[magic raven]

not 7PM

[finite pumice]

and then you said 7 pm pst = 4 EST

[silent surge]

OH lol I got confused haha no worries

[magic raven]

wait so cornell comes out in 3 hours?

[finite pumice]

hopefully

[tiny mortar]

More like 5.5-6.5 hours

[finite pumice]

what majors are yall

[silent surge]

1 pm pst gives me time to eat lunch and get in a good mood beforehand 😊

Bioengineering / biomedical sciences

[tiny mortar]

It will be 3-4 PST

[silent surge]

Compsci for Berkeley only

[finite pumice]

nice

[finite pumice]

haha are you serious

[magic raven]

WAIT ALL IVIES COME AT 7 PST RIGHT

[echo hamlet]

Guys… what does the portal thing mean…

[magic raven]

7 EST*

[silent surge]

Gives me even more time to eat lunch 😊

[finite pumice]

did you apply to berkeley with cs

[silent surge]

Absolutely serious I regret it every day

[finite pumice]

im sorry

[silent surge]

College of letters and sciences

[finite pumice]

but if you get in such a flex

i did physics

[rocky remnant]

Cornell might be 7 eastern 4 pacific? Sorry in class and can't check

[finite pumice]

what did you do in high school relating to cs tho

[silent surge]

Ap Compsci P LMAO

[tiny mortar]

Correct

All the ivies come out at 7 EST

[finite pumice]

did you do any olympiads

[silent surge]

I did get a perfect score on my ap test though so maybe that’s in my favor? 😭 idk I’m coping rn

No

[finite pumice]

its ok

if ur essays were good you might get in

i did crepetons of olympiads and i still didnt get into LA

[silent surge]

I hope so 😭 Berkeley’s my dream school

[finite pumice]

me too

[silent surge]

I did get into UCLA with no olympiads though so maybe essays carried

[finite pumice]

yep probably

[silent surge]

But I also didn’t apply compsci

[finite pumice]

essays > all else

me neither

i got waitlisted for physics

[silent surge]

Did you get into any other UCs?

[rocky remnant]

Your school profile also matters a lot too, if you're in-state.

[silent surge]

Like where you rank?

[finite pumice]

wdym

[finite pumice]

ye ucsd, ucsb, uci for comp sci, santa cruz for comp sci

[silent surge]

Nice!! That’s awesome

[finite pumice]

i love how the uci cs acceptance rate is 9 percent

i think cal cs is like 4 percent

[silent surge]

UCI cs is more selective than Cornell then right?

You’ve got this then

[finite pumice]

nah

it has worse applicants

so 9 percent isnt the same as cornell's 9 percent

[silent surge]

Oh right I didn’t think about that

[rocky remnant]

No like, is your school well-off vs poorer, what percentage low-income/first-gen. There's some more stuff that goes into it too

The average Lowell high school kid (smart SF magnet school) is way smarter than at my HS but the don't send many more kids as a percentage to UCB or LA compared to my HS

[finite pumice]

yea its really weird

Lowell?

[silent surge]

Ohhh interesting

[finite pumice]

i dont think its a magnet school

i know dumb kids who go there

[silent surge]

Lowell is well known though for being really good

[finite pumice]

hmm lmao my friends who go there say its ass

i guess i didnt know

[silent surge]

They got rid of the entrance test though right?

Used to be well known, at least

[finite pumice]

i think its a lottery

[silent surge]

Maybe not anymore

[finite pumice]

maybe idk

but ye my school had like 15 people get into LA

from a class of 375

[night blade]

we had 18 get into cal from our school last yr

[silent surge]

Lmao there were whole ass websites to help you study for the Lowell entrance exam 😭

Looks like they got rid of it in ‘17 though?

[rocky remnant]

Mine had 5 last year from 600+ lol. Like 17 to Cal I think

Btw all your schools data in online if you're curious. It's on the UC website

[silent surge]

Mine had 9/500+ for Berkeley but only 82 applied though

[silent surge]

https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/about-us/information-center/admissions-source-school

[tall ibex]

best of luck to us all for today’s decisions

[spring raft]

if you arent an early admit, does that mean you are already a no for scholarships

[fading siren]

Its a no for regents, but there are others

[flint gate]

Does berk release at ivy time?

[charred glen]

Owo 😁😊

[rocky remnant]

1-3 hours after

[raw roost]

before*

[hushed halo]

What time is it releasing

[light eagle]

What time

I thought it’s usually 4 or 5 pst

[charred glen]

It depends

[night blade]

calcentral still down kms fr

[lime crow]

what are we most likely expecting?

4pm PT or 5

[night blade]

didnt someone say 3:05

[lime crow]

why the accuracy

[night blade]

no idea

[charred glen]

I heard 2:36

(MDT)

[kindred grotto]

where u guys even getting this information

[cerulean belfry]

someone told me 2:96

[charred glen]

A friend

[charred glen]

I also heard that

[shy pivot]

i heard 4:20

[solemn sleet]

I gonna go to sleep and hope the stars keep their promise 💤

[charred glen]

Gotcha bro

[astral fable]

bro

BERK

BERKKKKKK

[kindred grotto]

it was revealed to me in a dream

[charred glen]

Omg they just dropped decisions

[cerulean belfry]

whole apartment waking up if I get in

[charred glen]

Wait false alarm nvm

[solemn sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-my-orb-monkey-swimming-pondering-my-monkey-ponder-monkey-monkey-gif-25207113

[charred glen]

Mb, it was just my mom calling me

[solemn sleet]

I saw it in the orb

[crisp phoenix]

lol does anyone actually know what time berkeley is coming out

[lavish hound]

^

[weary kelp]

No lol

[charred glen]

Would y'all twerk for berk? Like I'm taking a juicy booty clapping twerk Infront of your school. But then you get accepted.
#Twerk4Berk

[lavish hound]

Oh

Uh

[charred glen]

#Twerk4Berk

Spread the word to your friends 🙏

[red summit]

I’m class of 2025 at berkeley and they released around 3pm pst

[naive radish]

same time last year

[charred glen]

That what I was thinking

[robust crown]

have u tried logging in from another device / incognito mode

[gloomy bear]

..

[charred glen]

#Twerk4Berk

[jagged mulch]

Judgement day

[night blade]

oh nope

it is back up for me

does anyone have any updates on theirs

[robust crown]

nope

[simple wharf]

bro just wait

[slow fractal]

would've twerked anyways 😤

win win

[night blade]

can u let me stress in peace please

also @karmic musk she got mad cuz i didnt email her

but she let me take quiz

7/10

[robust crown]

SIP ?

[night blade]

yes

[spring raft]

any other merit based for oos??

[low pulsar]

is this berkeley related @night blade

[spring raft]

dont think so rightg

what is chancellors vs regents

[night blade]

no its cmu related

[low pulsar]

go complain elsewhere then

[robust crown]

lol okay idk why u stressing i think u gonna get it , ur interview went great right ?

[night blade]

it went fine yeah but its unpredictable right

[tacit grove]

are they gonna email or is it gonna be available in the portal

[low pulsar]

anyways ucla supremacy 😇😇

[robust crown]

i mean the harder part was getting in, but as long as you showed leadership in ur app, +interview went fine + some social change u good

[night blade]

true ig

idk

just scared

[robust crown]

because getting in early shows ur app is good enough

[robust crown]

sameeeeeee

[night blade]

yeahh

idk

[charred glen]

Have y'all heard the rumors about berk this year?

[raw roost]

no

[hexed lance]

@fringe inlet we’re not trying out any astrology today, thanks

[cosmic meteor]

best mod he caught on

he’s so much better than other moss

mods

we love you benz. we do

we love you benz. we do

[night blade]

can we rename thsi thread to

csu oakland

[potent mountain]

what time coming out

[cosmic meteor]

no

make it

CSU san francisco

for comedic effect

[rustic glen]

whens cal expected

[hexed lance]

Ty! 🙏🏻

[cobalt parcel]

why are mods censoring the berkeley early decision thing again

[night blade]

benz i apologize for the previous hate u r cool

[fringe inlet]

oh LMAO my bad

[cosmic meteor]

wdym

the astrology?

[rustic glen]

tho i already know the outcome 😛

[cosmic meteor]

it’s bannable

[cobalt parcel]

1984

[cosmic meteor]

and we don’t allow

astrology here

[cobalt parcel]

wait what

[cosmic meteor]

discussions of it are not allowed

they are misleading

[wheat tulip]

Any discussion about whether or not material you've received or a change related to your college portal means you've been accepted/rejected/etc. falls under "portal astrology" and is not allowed. This includes suggesting that having a button on your portal determines if you get in or not, a checklist disappearing meaning you're rejected, or assuming financial aid emails get you into a school. This is due to these speculations being usually incorrect, and can cause the spread of misinformation, panic, and anxiety at some of the most stressful times.

[cosmic meteor]

thanks carly bot

[fringe inlet]

#freedomofspeech

jk

[cobalt parcel]

big brother mods

1984

so

[cosmic meteor]

there’s a constant tug of war between the commonwealth and the people in which right to prioritize, speech or safety

probably lol

but we can’t allow discussion of it here

so don’t talk abt it more otherwise they will time you out

[astral fable]

aaaaaaaaa

[cobalt parcel]

:(

[astral fable]

gl guysss

[cosmic meteor]

hey guest

how u feeling

[lavish hound]

what time

[astral fable]

i hope my friends get in

they deserve an acceptance :(

[cobalt parcel]

i do not care about this school ngl 😭

[cosmic meteor]

why not u

[astral fable]

ucla has better food dorms and girls dont blame u

[cobalt parcel]

shitter school would not go here even if they gave me a full ride

[cosmic meteor]

cal berkeley is amazing

[astral fable]

i committed alrd

[cobalt parcel]

(im not biased)

[cosmic meteor]

which school

[astral fable]

columbia

[cosmic meteor]

are u going w wiserry

[astral fable]

LOL

[cosmic meteor]

u guys can iro date

irl

[astral fable]

so truee

[cosmic meteor]

ED?

[cobalt parcel]

wiserry going to colombia??

[astral fable]

hes streaming his decisions

[cosmic meteor]

or RD

likely

[astral fable]

i got in ed

[cosmic meteor]

best school ever

[astral fable]

wiserry probably gets in rd 🙏 i need him in my life

[cosmic meteor]

i am so jealous

[cobalt parcel]

wait where can i watch wiserrys decision stream

[cosmic meteor]

yall cute af l. my favorite feathers

[cerulean belfry]

man I got deffered

[cosmic meteor]

edaters

[cobalt parcel]

thisi s a big event

[cosmic meteor]

after kegan

[cosmic meteor]

u get in berkeley lol

[cerulean belfry]

we don’t know 🤧

[astral fable]

they just wanted to read your app again

thye liked it so much

[kindred grotto]

fuck ive been trying to lower my expectations the past 2 weeks for berkeley so i dont get disappointed but now i realize ill still feel sad if i get rejected (which i probably will tbh)

[lost jewel]

https://tenor.com/bRiRe.gif

[cosmic meteor]

can u read my app

[cerulean belfry]

man

[cobalt parcel]

be happy if u get rejected

u aint gonna be the next stab victim 💀

[cerulean belfry]

I heard defferal acceptance is lower

[cosmic meteor]

but ivwanna

run into

a mcdonalds

and see a naked man high on meth there

ugh

berkeley is so perfect

[astral fable]

not reading apps today bruh

[cobalt parcel]

love seeing poeple on meth on the streets 🤩

[astral fable]

its alrd ivy day ion wanna read no apps

[cerulean belfry]

too real

[cobalt parcel]

have not read my apps since i submitted them 💀

[kindred grotto]

rereading my supplemental essays makes me mad at myself so i just dont

[wheat shard]

When is release

[kindred grotto]

like 4 hours

i think

[wheat shard]

You should read mine

[static sparrow]

cal gonna clutch up?

[cerulean belfry]

@static sparrow I screen shotted ur pfp

[lavish hound]

4 hours

no way

😭😭

[static sparrow]

W I screenshotted an nft and made it my profile

[astral fable]

i still remember them dw

[wheat shard]

The emory essays were socrap tho

Im not even gonna lie

LMAO

[cerulean belfry]

my guy 💪🏼💪🏼

[wheat shard]

Emory and gt essays were done w 0 motivation

[static sparrow]

I love ether too…
but not really

W

[cerulean belfry]

fr

[umbral vessel]

Haas mid I don’t even wanna get in today

[magic raven]

EECS W

L&S CS kinda mid though

but ill take any cs from berkeley👿

[cerulean belfry]

demon szn

[umbral vessel]

USC better

[raw roost]

💀💀💀

[polar pier]

Then just withdraw 💀

[serene root]

Ong

[umbral vessel]

i was kidding guys

you guys are such silly geese i just wanna see you guys and kiss you all over

[sonic knoll]

Been rejected/waitlisted from every UC so far hopefully Berkeley comes in clutch

[wheat shard]

???

[cosmic meteor]

GUYS JOIN VC LETS ALL CHILL

[cosmic meteor]

ong we going together

[idle meteor]

what time does berkeley release?

[plain flume]

What do decisions come out?

[cerulean belfry]

no one knows lads

[wheat tulip]

#📜-rules

​Rule 5: Restricted Topics

​You may not discuss chance-mes, portal astrology, lying/cheating, affirmative action, and politics. More info in #📜-rules. Mods may ask you to change the topic at any time, even if a topic isn't listed here.

[distant heron]

Mb

[cosmic meteor]

likely around 3:00pm PST

@rich gust are u awake

[austere raft]

remember if you get accepted you have to go to san fransisco

[astral fable]

mid school

ucla better

[cerulean belfry]

dw 99% cap

[sonic knoll]

I hope so

[austere raft]

also can you really be enjoying your life when you know that you are in California? truly?

[fallow lantern]

You’re coping hard bro

[sonic knoll]

Then I again I applied EECS and I’m OOS so no way I’m getting in anyways

[cerulean belfry]

tahh it says I'm in

[fallow lantern]

Then don’t lie to someone to make them feel better

[cerulean belfry]

what's the lie?

[fallow lantern]

Makes the disappointment all the greater

[cerulean belfry]

you got any proof ?

[fallow lantern]

Yes previous years all followed the source code

It is most certainly not 99% cap

[wet ermine]

mods incoming

[fallow lantern]

🤙

[cerulean belfry]

yes bro

[sonic knoll]

Damn looks like it’s 0/6 on UC’s

[cerulean belfry]

three Booleans determine everything

[magic raven]

well if ftt institute of technology is correct then i might have bagged berk eecs after getting rejected from UCLA and getting undeclared at UCSD

[fallow lantern]

For previous years(not just one), yes.

[wet ermine]

0/2 idk why i applied to bumass ucla and berk

[fallow lantern]

You can try to be the nice guy all you want lol

[cerulean belfry]

I mean I hope so

[cerulean belfry]

you the head of admissions?

[fallow lantern]

No but I’m not a shitty human being

Don’t make others feel at peace with words you don’t believe

👍

To each their own

[cerulean belfry]

@fallow lantern dm me

[fallow lantern]

Not interested bro

[raw roost]

y’all coping

🤣🤣🤣

[cerulean belfry]

LMAO aight bro

[fallow lantern]

I fucking hate fake nice people

[lament fractal]

username checks out

[low pulsar]

real

[blissful basin]

and we all hate people like you who are invested in this for absolutely no reason

no one cares abt yalls feelings stfu

[low pulsar]

😮😮

[snow girder]

Chill guys

[fallow lantern]

Cope?

[low pulsar]

the girls are fighting omg

[delicate shore]

Let’s stop

[blissful basin]

nah imj not tryna read that

[astral fable]

shut up ur not getting in anyways stop fighting lil bros

[blissful basin]

im here for news not stupids hit

[snow girder]

Chillllllllllllllllllllllll

[fallow lantern]

Send a screenshot of your rejection bro

Ty

[low pulsar]

SKSJSJSJSJS

😃😃

[blissful basin]

no need I failed every astro alr

[fallow lantern]

Ah okay keep coping in the meantime then

[low pulsar]

this server gives me such berkeley energy

[blissful basin]

nah its Cal

[cerulean belfry]

bruda

[astral fable]

this is why UCB sucks

[cerulean belfry]

it ain't about being fake nice

[blissful basin]

i didnt expect acceptnce to begin w

[astral fable]

neurotic student body

[serene flax]

What’s the Astro

[astral fable]

🙄

[blissful basin]

this doesnt affect me

[astral fable]

there is no astro

🤫

[cerulean belfry]

you're reading some random ass reddit thread

[astral fable]

[cerulean belfry]

and assuming

[snow girder]

No one cares if it’s real guys

[fallow lantern]

Keep telling yourself that

[snow girder]

3 hours

[blissful basin]

99% of appeals are "please let me in guys please let me in i swear"

[blissful basin]

i got my dream school??????????//

[low pulsar]

guys can we all calm down and take notes from the ucsd and ucla servers the day their decisions came out it was so wholesome and supportive

[blissful basin]

the fuck????

[astral fable]

When Berkeley coming

[fallow lantern]

And what’s that?

[blissful basin]

Wisco

[fallow lantern]

Ah okay I understand you now

My bad

[astral fable]

i got into ur mom yday, was a safety

[serene flax]

Idek what you’re arguing about but shut the fuck up disrespectfully

[astral fable]

stfu

[cerulean belfry]

LOL

bro

we'd be good room mates

no kizzy

[low pulsar]

bros a whole mod-

[blissful basin]

nw

[astral fable]

ongg hmu 🥺

[fallow lantern]

Adding the disrespectfully made you sound so trendy and cool bro

Wolf pack leader behavior

🐺

[astral fable]

exactly im obligated to spit facts

[blissful basin]

i have dated every female in your bloodline

[serene flax]

I added that to troll you

[low pulsar]

ur username hella accurate

[astral fable]

Guest.

[astral fable]

thats kinda hot

[blissful basin]

yo whole fam tree got a rightmost limit bc of me ya feel

[wraith brook]

what the fu

[cerulean belfry]

man

[fallow lantern]

7th grader comeback your brain is underdeveloped

[cerulean belfry]

this thread going crazy

[serene flax]

Get trolled on

[tiny sinew]

bro shut up

[low pulsar]

dear mods give these ppl a timeout pls

[blissful basin]

bro does not know what trolling means

[wraith brook]

this thread so toxic all of a sudden

💀

[astral fable]

Chill y’all

[low pulsar]

i’m a GIRL 😃

[tiny sinew]

if these are the people going to berkeley i dont wanna go lmao

[astral fable]

Wait a few hours or touch grass or smth

!carly

[wheat tulip]

https://i.imgur.com/RXmbLJg.png

[fallow lantern]

Doesn’t change a thing I said

[blissful basin]

these the mfs at every uni

[hexed lance]

What did I miss

[steel orchid]

literally me

[astral fable]

hey guys imma have to turn on 1 min slow mode

🙄

[serene flax]

New portal astrology dropped

[astral fable]

Stop

[wraith brook]

L moderator

[hexed lance]

Dammit

[wraith brook]

enforcing rules smh

[astral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/rejected-neil-degrasse-tyson-startalk-rejection-nope-gif-19152567

[delicate shore]

2 minutes it is

[low pulsar]

is it bc they rejected u :((

[fallow lantern]

No they’re mediocre at everything I’m not going there lol u mad?

[tired pond]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-mod-discord-roblox-gif-26022494

[wraith brook]

bro

[low pulsar]

so did u get in?

[fallow lantern]

Yeah

[blissful basin]

what uni

[fallow lantern]

Ucla

[delicate shore]

whyre you in this thread? 💀

[blissful basin]

oh

[potent mountain]

press withdraw, if the button works, you are auto accept(shpuld get confirmed message tho) 🤓🤓

[blissful basin]

uh ucla fye

[fallow lantern]

This is a ucb thread

[low pulsar]

slay so glad ur not coming 😇

[low pulsar]

fr

[blissful basin]

social life/location/being good enough at everything/cheap/prestige wise

[serene flax]

@fallow lantern hi

[cerulean belfry]

LOL

[delicate shore]

you said you were certain you aren’t going to attend

[low pulsar]

i’m very excited 😊

[delicate shore]

https://tenor.com/view/gavin-im-confused-huh-what-kid-gif-16799758

[cerulean belfry]

all Im saying is

[fallow lantern]

I was talking about ucla ur reading comprehension is laughable

[cerulean belfry]

free young thug free gunna

[blissful basin]

i live by ucla the area is fye, westwood is honestly one of the best spots to have a uni, except for the west end where its a cemetary and 405

[serene flax]

What u get on the ebrw section

[near compass]

bro dont post ur astrology shit lmfao

[potent mountain]

yeah press yes on that tick box

[fallow lantern]

780 why do u care

[subtle dew]

LMFAO

[near compass]

didn’t they say it was patched anyways

[delicate shore]

misinformation is crazy

[fallow lantern]

The mf I replied to got a 500 you can tell

[potent mountain]

u will get accepted

[low pulsar]

can someone temp kick youresoangry im like scared this is no longer a safe space a2c was my safe space 😵‍💫

[blissful basin]

this shit is so funny to read imma be honest

[serene flax]

Where do u live

[blissful basin]

theres 3 hours, 3 god damn hours, wait the mf time and see what happens

[subtle dew]

why yall so sens ab astrology

[fallow lantern]

Safe place 😱😱😱😱

[low pulsar]

ooooooo 😋

[subtle dew]

its astrology for a reason lawl

[serene flax]

Astrology is real

[potent mountain]

what? yeah i mean he is being a dick but what?😭 safe space?

[serene flax]

I’m pises 💟💟

[blissful basin]

bc a2c is full of insanely stupid kids who take everything htey see as gospel, most of us have fun w astro kids here don't, they will have panic attacks over it, same reason why you can't self doxx or do 99% of things banned, the kids here need to be babied

[low pulsar]

was jesting im incredibly bored in class

[wheat shard]

Chill

[potent mountain]

i got cancer

[subtle dew]

im a weiner

[blissful basin]

ok we chill but how is a discord server a safe space

[near compass]

people j take stuff too literal sometimes and end up stressing bc of it

[low pulsar]

it’s not guys i’m joking

[blissful basin]

ok phew lmao

[near compass]

i used the astrology thing as a good laugh

[low pulsar]

dw☺️

[delicate shore]

The safe space is restored 🫡

[subtle dew]

ucla or berk

[low pulsar]

thank you

[blissful basin]

not if i have anything to do w it

[potent mountain]

exactly, thy dont know the secret tip to getting admitted is withdrawing, its autoadmit strat

[naive radish]

Depends

[delicate shore]

noooooooo

[serene flax]

@youre so angry is a virgon star sign

[near compass]

ong facts

[blissful basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-to-fight-alex-boye-still-breathing-song-preparing-war-cry-gif-18784329

[subtle dew]

fucc a california let me go to the east coast pleaseeeeee

[delicate shore]

most people here are

[blissful basin]

me om wto ruin the safe space

[low pulsar]

i was only partly kidding i actually do enjoy the somewhat safety and camaraderie of this server bc we can all be unhinged tog with no judgement 🥰

[fierce pumice]

what time do decisions come out ?

[delicate shore]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-anakin-obi-wan-kenobi-obi-wan-hayden-christensen-gif-26029437

[inner relic]

why do i feel like everyone here is eecs

[potent mountain]

.

[delicate shore]

Us (im obiwan)

[low pulsar]

anakin 😩😩😩

[delicate shore]

fr

[stoic folio]

holaaa

[potent mountain]

when do decisions come out

[delicate shore]

poe dameron 😍😍

[stoic folio]

prob around 3 PST today

[potent mountain]

!ucb

[delicate shore]

My best friend got a matching one

[near compass]

bruh im the opposite

[low pulsar]

my boyfriend asked me to watch star wars with him i said “can we watch the one with the hot dude with flowy hair” hes disappointed ❤️‍🔥

[near compass]

i hate the east coast now, i wanna go west

[subtle dew]

ur actualyl weird wtf

[delicate shore]

HAHAHHA