UMass Amherst! (we are the flagship) (2022-2023)

[neon atlas]

oh my god fuck working in the tech industry im going to get a phd and run a college

[brazen mirage]

guys i wanna show this art from @cursive compass

[brazen mirage]

oh hell yeah

join me

[neon atlas]

the detail is incredible

[brazen mirage]

Seriously.

I’m impressed

[neon atlas]

i’m going to take over harvard and plummet them in the rankings….

changing the status quo until they have to beg the state of massachusetts to bail them out and umass cambridge makes her stunnning return

or it just becomes another northeastern campus

equally possible

life dream right there

[brazen mirage]

PLS DO

[brazen mirage]

no wdym

until they become mid

midvard

[tawny trail]

harvard is mid

[neon atlas]

ofc ofc…midvard forever

[brazen mirage]

Northeastern is my university you cannot insult my school like that

[tawny trail]

minerva 🥰

[brazen mirage]

Oh fr fr

😍😍

Scams

[neon atlas]

i love scams fr fr

[jolly topaz]

Hello fellow massies 😍😍

[neon atlas]

😻😻😻

[brazen mirage]

Hi 🥰😩

[jolly topaz]

How are my favorite minutemen 🧡🧡‼️

[cursive compass]

Heyyy minutemen

[brazen mirage]

Hi!

Boss

[jolly topaz]

We’re all commuting to UMASS right???

[brazen mirage]

How was your bike ride

[tawny trail]

the umass mascot kinda hot

[neon atlas]

working up to a minute thirty

[brazen mirage]

Me in 2 years yess

[jolly topaz]

Committed **

[cursive compass]

It was great

I had one pedal

[brazen mirage]

Slay

[cursive compass]

It was amazing

[brazen mirage]

How was UIUC app

[tawny trail]

i'm not waking up at 5am

[jolly topaz]

Keep grinding babe

[cursive compass]

Not finished 😭

[neon atlas]

i’m cheating on umass tbh

[jolly topaz]

U a hoe

[brazen mirage]

[neon atlas]

i’m sure trying

[brazen mirage]

yeah i ain’t cheating on my school smh

Neu forever

[tawny trail]

oh wait u mean committed not commute

[jolly topaz]

Are they being cucked 😭

[jolly topaz]

Yeah I’m just illiterate

[neon atlas]

🤭🤭🤭

[brazen mirage]

☹️☹️

[neon atlas]

that’s a secret i’ll never tell…

[brazen mirage]

I’m cheating on UMass

I’m the problem

Sorry guys

Everybody agrees

[neon atlas]

no it’s okay love like yours only comes once in a lifetime

never give up on it

[brazen mirage]

That’s right ❤️

Marty I love you

Forgive me northeastern

[neon atlas]

gasp

[neon atlas]

a double betrayal

[brazen mirage]

Cheating

[neon atlas]

it’s okay i’m pretty sure umass is into it

[brazen mirage]

It is

❤️

Marty forever

[fallen remnant]

Hello

What is this thread

And what are we

[atomic blaze]

BRUHHH WHEN IS THIS UMASS GNG COME OUR

IM STARTING TO GET ANGY

[rigid salmon]

UMASS? MORE LIKE U MASSIVE ASS DONT WANNA GIVE ME DECISION AHHHHHHH

[cursive compass]

Its Aoun Hi Im The Problem Its Aoun

[wary onyx]

real amherst question does anyone know if data science is part of cs or if it's its own thing?

or like because its not for undergrad is there a major i sjould take if i want a ms in ds eventually

i am not getting into the cs program so im just trying to figure out my options

i might just be fucked though tbh lol

[potent merlin]

not sure but some unis only have DS for graduate level degrees (i think BU does this)

[wary onyx]

yeah digging a little further im pretty sure id have to go through informatics which is...a lot of work (to even get into the major) that i dont want to do. man 😔

[cursive compass]

no data science undergrad major yeah

you could prolly do cs tbh

best outcome over informatics

[fallen remnant]

business OIM gang

[brazen mirage]

🙁🙁

I’m the problem it’s me

Just kidding this guy is the problem ^

[fallen remnant]

would yall like to join me

in celebrating christmum

[brazen mirage]

No I wanna celebrate christmass for umass

I <3333333 Marty

God

Damn

[fallen remnant]

who is marty

also have any of u tried coconut pudding

[brazen mirage]

The president of UMass Amherst!

[brazen mirage]

No

How is it

[fallen remnant]

100 %

tried it

amazing

like

the best desert

ive had

by far

[brazen mirage]

Ok slay

We’ll have some virtually then

Guys Paws is slaying

[fallen remnant]

but

but

but........

Sam....

SAM THE MINUTEMAN

IS THE SLAYER

[grim storm]

a

[brazen mirage]

YOOO

FR

https://txnor.com/view/kitty-highkitten-mdmacat-cat-happykitty-gif-6198981

[fallen remnant]

https://txnor.com/vixw/yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-dog-yes-dog-dog-gif-21317058

magic

alakazam

[brazen mirage]

WOAH

DISCORD SEX‼️

🥱🥱

no other mega thread has this

https://tenor.com/view/haha-kid-laugh-laughing-gif-10594705

https://txnor.com/vixw/annoyed-disappointed-mad-upset-gif-26051038

https://txnor.com/view/wow-oh-my-god-omg-shocked-surprised-gif-15089848

[untold haven]

confess who you are

WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.

btw does umass track demostrated interest?

[brazen mirage]

oh hi that’s me im fun train and asdflmaopfftxd is @cursive compass

[untold haven]

I find the umass minutemen everywhere

[brazen mirage]

Dude fr

We’re gonna take over reddit

Umass 💯

Yooo

Letsgo

Everyone join the thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/ztrxh3/what_are_some_safeties_you_actually_ended_up/j1i370a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

🥵🥵

[fallen remnant]

@mossy thunder WE SHOULD BE PROUD

[mossy thunder]

IT HAS TRAVELLED

[brazen mirage]

YESSS

WOOO

[fallen remnant]

LESGOO

[brazen mirage]

look at this beauty

😍😍😍

woooo

[fallen remnant]

The birthplace

[brazen mirage]

Oh my god

I’m so proud

🥹

[cursive compass]

So true

[brazen mirage]

Thank you for starting it on reddit

[cursive compass]

Of course

✨✨♥️

[brazen mirage]

Yessir

Slaying

#ilovemartymeehan

[fallen remnant]

WHO IS MARTY MEEHAN AND WHY DO WE LOVE HIM

[fallen remnant]

Seriously man. OUR MOVEMENT MUST GROW AND EVENTUALLY REACH INSTA

[cursive compass]

Wait okay next Instagram post

That's what I'll comment

Minus the f bomb

[brazen mirage]

Ok

Lemme know when u do

[brazen mirage]

Prez of umass

WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.

[brazen mirage]

we follow with WE ARE THE FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE UMASS MINUTEMEN.

everyone go follow @ northeasternuni on instagram k

we could comment LMAO

[karmic dagger]

should i make an insta account just for this?

[brazen mirage]

hmmm

ok maybe for the umass spam LOLLL

[cursive compass]

YES TBH

[brazen mirage]

probably don't put in on your actual account

so they don't reject u

LOL

lemme make an alt

i'll follow u on it @cursive compass

[karmic dagger]

oh i dont have an actual account, i was wondering if i should create a normal account

[brazen mirage]

hmmm

WHY NOT

LOL

[karmic dagger]

idkk none of my friends use it

[brazen mirage]

make sure to follow @cursive compass as well 🙂

[brazen mirage]

eh true its kinda useless

[karmic dagger]

ofc ofc

[brazen mirage]

i only show demonstrated interested to neu

WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.

wtf marty meehan was in congress ????????????? WOAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gE93bpScEY

why does it say bu???? this is neu

[cursive compass]

Guys

Don't post on UMass account

Post on umassadmissions account

[brazen mirage]

Oh okay

[left schooner]

when decisions?

[cursive compass]

January prolly

[brazen mirage]

omgggg

i see ur comment

ok

imma make an alt

[cursive compass]

W

[brazen mirage]

ok

WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.

[cursive compass]

YESSIR

don't swear though

Swearing is never a good idea

[brazen mirage]

ikr

i would never

im a good person 🥺🥺🥺

WE ARE THE FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE UMASS MINUTEMEN.

WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN. https://tenor.com/view/venom-treasure-island-dr-livesey-livesey-megaboss-gif-26407339

https://youtu.be/e4dyNbjFo4s

this is so pretty mwah

😍

[fallen remnant]

WHERES YR COMMENT ON INSTA

[brazen mirage]

ok he didn’t start the umass thread

but you can look at the 3 comments on umassadmissions and under northeastern uni he commented LOLLL

[untold haven]

Pin me if you make the insta account

[brazen mirage]

hey umass should pin u 🙂🙂

[cursive compass]

I didn't do it

Yet

[untold haven]

For people to know I'm weary-Commercial

[brazen mirage]

Yes I see

[brazen mirage]

Kk

I’m Fun-Train6001

🤪

[cunning bison]

hey

[brazen mirage]

hi c !

[indigo rain]

will they release decisions during break or after

[cunning bison]

when do decisions come out

[brazen mirage]

good question

i do not know

ask meehan

this guy 😍🙏

[brazen mirage]

hey second best umass school

amherst first‼️‼️

agree

umass fartmouth

true true the location is the best

#ilovemartymeehan

crazy

lemme see how far umass boston is from me

17 hours 🙈🙈

illinois sucks

i don’t i just love marty meehan 💖🥺

me and meehan!

im so happy

meehan incredible

im cheating on my wife 🤫

[jolly topaz]

In the bathroom thinking bout umass ❤️🧡

[brazen mirage]

Slay❤️❤️💓💓💖

[muted elk]

Whre is this from

[brazen mirage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gE93bpScEY

this i think LOLLLL

[dense remnant]

Everyone at my school goes to UMASS too but tbh it's such a good school I'm still hyped for it.

[muted elk]

Same, ill definitely go if i dont get into any of my reaches, but the hype is so weird to me 😭

[burnt dust]

prez. aoun lookin fire in that thumbnail ong

[dense remnant]

well the cost vs the returns you get back is actually insane for umass, so the hype is understandable

[brazen mirage]

we are the umass minutemen my friend

[brazen mirage]

on god jeryzz

[karmic dagger]

It has the best food, that alone justifies the hype

[cold summit]

pls...

no more we are umass minutemen pls 🙏

[rigid basin]

WE ARE THE UMASS MINUTEMEN

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[brazen mirage]

bro fr fr

[brazen mirage]

[brazen mirage]

YESSIR

[burnt dust]

WE ARE THE UMASS MINUTEMEN

[brazen mirage]

[brazen mirage]

we are not umass hourmen. we must be umass minutemen

[burnt dust]

BATTLE READY IN LESS THAN A MINUTE, DEFENDING AMERICA'S FREEDOM

[rigid basin]

HOORAH!!!!

[brazen mirage]

[brazen mirage]

how’s the EDII psych ward bestie

[exotic jay]

horrible, don’t recommend

[brazen mirage]

😟😟

sending best wishes

damn the college talk is going crazy im coming here for peace

[exotic jay]

ur a sophomore (according to ur flair) and they’re asking u about college already goddamn

it isn’t the essay writing that’s stressful it’s the waiting for a decision

[burnt dust]

meh food, room is small but clean, doctor check is boring, nothing to do and boring, would not recommend 2/10

[brazen mirage]

im sorry jeryzz

i hope you are fine

[burnt dust]

🥲

[brazen mirage]

see you in boston

marty meehan??? and Joseph aoun???

Wooooo

[burnt dust]

(I used chat gpt to write all of my supplements for RD and EDII)

like actually 95% of the writing are done by Chat GPT

so fricking easy >:D

ohno

@brazen mirage so uh president aoun can I use chat gpt to write my suppliment essays and personal statement for my application to NEU?

🥺

[brazen mirage]

ok slay jerry using his ✨ resources✨ like a Chad

[brazen mirage]

NOO

[brazen mirage]

yes

yes that’s fine

you’re auto admit

[burnt dust]

YAYYYYY PREZ. AOUN ON TOP

🥳

[brazen mirage]

YESSIR

oh yeah

my boss found a secret supplemental 💀😍

[burnt dust]

woahhh

on common app?

[brazen mirage]

apparently so

look at this

cringe site

im gonna try notion ai

[burnt dust]

frfr

[brazen mirage]

on god

[brazen mirage]

joseph aoun based

[burnt dust]

OMG YAS

[brazen mirage]

it worked woo

yay

auto admit

[burnt dust]

BEST PRESIDENT EVER

[brazen mirage]

FR FR FR

IM COOL LIKE THAT

me and marty meehan

[burnt dust]

FIRE ACTIVITIES

BASED AF

[brazen mirage]

DUDE FR

im going on a date with meehan

bro me and my favorite senator 😎😝

[jolly topaz]

Ok guys new rule, no more mentioning private umass talk to the real world

My poop sessions are private between us

[fallen remnant]

UMASS

AMHERST

TAKE ME

Also look this

Coconut pudding

Y’all are the only grp active on my discord

So

Enjoy

[brazen mirage]

sorry bro

forgive me

[brazen mirage]

YOO

SEND ME SOME

[fallen remnant]

BOI IF WE EVER MEET

I PROMISE

[brazen mirage]

THX U A REAL ONE

[fallen remnant]

IM PULLING UP WITH SOME COCONUT PUDDING

[brazen mirage]

THX BRO 🙏🙏❤️

[languid quiver]

i cant read

so i thought this was a hard boiled egg

and then i was like no thats too squishy its definitely mozzarella

and then i regained my ability to read-

man...

[untold haven]

@brazen mirage

[brazen mirage]

hi

wassup

[untold haven]

Are you a sophmore right? May I ask how old are you? Or whats the typical age of a sophmore

I'm asking this because in my educational system is strange, I've already graduated from my "senior year" at 16, and Im not graduating eraly, most of my peers are 16, and knowing that I took my final SAT when I was 15 compared with my american peers sounds at least interesting

[brazen mirage]

Oh I’m 15!

[untold haven]

So I'm just a year older than an american sophmore...

[exotic jay]

sophomores are 15-16, juniors are 16-17, seniors 17-18

[fallen remnant]

Merry Christmas y’all

[exotic jay]

if you’re 16 and a senior in high school you a) skipped a grade somehow (common for people moving to the us from a different school system) b) you started kindergarten early as your birthday falls close to the cutoff date for you to enroll into kindergarten (usually sep 1 but depends on where in the country you’re from)

merry christmas for those who celebrate!

i cant wait to open my presents tomorrow morning

[untold haven]

Yeah we only have until 11 year

[exotic jay]

ohh so you graduate at 17?

[clever mural]

that’s a really bad idea (if you’re not kidding)

[fallen remnant]

My presents for Christmas are my acceptances

[clever mural]

https://huggingface.co/openai-detector/

college admissions officers aren’t dumb

[burnt dust]

I only used it for grammar checks and re wording to make my essays sound better… welp guess I’m have to do that my self

[untold haven]

Merry Christmas my UMASS MINUTEMEN

[burnt dust]

Wait does the result with “real” mean they are real human written essays or does it mean the estate is written by ai

I’m getting mixed results what the heck

[fallen remnant]

Real means human

Fake means ai

[muted elk]

Extremely common Turkish W

[burnt dust]

Yeah this site is kinda… uh

I just used open ai to write an entire application essay for bu and it told me it’s real

And when I put my hand written English assignment in it told me it’s fake

[fallen remnant]

Weird

When I put chatgpt essays in it said fake

And when I put my UMass ones in it said real

Weird

[burnt dust]

Oh I see so if I use chat gpt to just fix my grammar is fine

Still gotta be careful with it though I guess

[cursive compass]

BU 🤡

[neat meadow]

Inaccurate at best

ChatGPT uses GPT 3+

The link you sent used GPT 2 to train its model

[brazen mirage]

MERRY CHRISTMAS MINUTEMEN!!!!! WOOO

IM SO PROUD TO CALL YOU ALL MY FRIENDS

[fallen remnant]

Merry Christmas y’all

[strong plank]

MEEERRRYYYY CHRIIISSSTTTTMAAAASSSSS EEEVVVEEERRRRYYYYOOOONNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[brazen mirage]

OMG NICE!!!!

so happy to spend this day with u minutemen

always better than crazy college talk 💖💖💓💓

[woeful flicker]

Do we have to specifically apply for scholarships while applying.

I am international student aspiring to major in CS

[fallen remnant]

3 threads

Lmao

If you applied through common app

Most colleges have a qn

Would you like to be considered for merit based scholarships

I’m hoping you chose yes

This answer is for purdue Madison and UMass

[clever mural]

i know, it’s just an example. i want ppl to know that it’s not impossible to detect ai-written stuff

[cursive compass]

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY MINUTEMEN I LOVE YOU ALL ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[brazen mirage]

MERRY CHRISTMAS BOSS 💖💓

[cursive compass]

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY PRESIDENT ✨✨💝

[brazen mirage]

❤️❤️

💯

[cursive compass]

💝💝

[brazen mirage]

BEST BOSS

Wooooo

[cursive compass]

BEST PRESIDENT

[fallen remnant]

I have commited multiple war crimes in the republic of congo from 1974-1983.

[cursive compass]

So true

[brazen mirage]

TYYY BOSS

WO

[brazen mirage]

Umm slay okay

[cursive compass]

LOLL

[fallen remnant]

lmao

[brazen mirage]

Based ok

I swear I love this mega thread more than the actual chat channels

So peaceful and chill

WE ARE THE JOLLY FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE JOLLY FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.

[cursive compass]

SAME

[brazen mirage]

WE ARE THE JOLLY FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE JOLLY FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.

[fallen remnant]

What is the basic structural difference between starch and cellulose?

[karmic dagger]

I think starch is more branchy while cellulose isn't very branchy

idk about any more technical terms tho

[vivid sky]

starch is what my doctor said could kill me if i have too much

and cellophane or wtv u said is what u make lightsabers from innit?

😭

[fallen remnant]

my guy

you are indian?

and senior?

lmao

[fallen remnant]

kyber crystals

LMAO

WHAT

CELLOPHANE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[karmic dagger]

i mean theres probably some lightsaber that has cellulose in it

[fallen remnant]

ITT:

1. Coconut pudding
2. merry christmas
3. war crimes
4. Northeastern Uni and BU
5. Cellulose and cellophane lightsabers.
6. WE ARE THE JOLLY FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE JOLLY FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.

[karmic dagger]

#1050794343247654952 is the best thread nobody else even comes close

[vivid sky]

😂 😂😂

[vivid sky]

im kiddingggg

😭😭

[fallen remnant]

darth diabetes

DEATH STRANDING FREE ON EPIC

[karmic dagger]

😩

[fallen remnant]

yup

indians are going ham

servers suffering

[karmic dagger]

oh sad

[brazen mirage]

Bro fr fr

[brazen mirage]

PREACH

[fallen remnant]

what

its free

tho

on my launcher

[karmic dagger]

yea it says free on the website

but then when i click get it costs money 😦

[fallen remnant]

just wait for a few hrs

[brazen mirage]

i love this thread wooooo

[fallen remnant]

its coz of the servers

theyre overloaded

it was announced like an hour back

[fallen remnant]

wooooooooowooooo

[brazen mirage]

YESS

[karmic dagger]

yeah the website won't even load now lol

[woeful flicker]

Okay, Thanks

[warm veldt]

is umass cs rly competitive 💀

[woeful flicker]

I did No for Financial Aid at Umass

I dont know how and why, I did by mistake

I just saw now

means that I am not eligible for financial aid/scholarships?

[exotic jay]

try emailing them

[exotic jay]

yea moreso than i thought

[muted elk]

Its probably gonna be like 20% this year

[woeful flicker]

okk

[warm veldt]

is it fair to label it a safety

if i got 36 act & am salutatorian

or is it still sus

[woeful flicker]

did you also apply as an international applicant?

did you do a yes

[brazen mirage]

umass 😍❤️

[drifting canopy]

why?

[muted elk]

Idk im just gusssing high 20%s bc it was like low 30%s last year, and acceptance rates are dropping at every school

[muted elk]

Uhh idrk

[rose gyro]

Merit based u can stil get

[woeful flicker]

okay

aayan, did you also apply

[vivid sky]

sure right?

cuz i dont need aid

i just wanna be eligible for merit

[brazen mirage]

umass ❤️

[vivid sky]

wow

its breathtaking

[brazen mirage]

ikr 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[woeful flicker]

guys, did I make a mistake or it was automatic

I am worried🥹😭

[untold haven]

Hii guys

merry Christmas

[indigo rain]

merry christmas!

[untold haven]

Does umass has a lake?

lol

[brazen mirage]

apparently so 😍😍

Marty Meehan my king ✨

[cursive compass]

So fucking true

[brazen mirage]

for hella fucking real

mid mit

[brazen mirage]

❤️

[green parrot]

i just got a umass amherst ad on spotify 😀

[exotic jay]

i got one on tiktok

[drifting canopy]

wth that is beautiful

[brazen mirage]

i found it on pinterest LOL the post said umass tho

it is vert pretty

[brazen mirage]

YO

based umass amherst

i did some umass snow stuff

🌝

[surreal pulsar]

💀

this is a cult

[brazen mirage]

some cults are good my friend

[mossy thunder]

good god who started this

I was going to start one saying all I want for Christmas is to get into UMass

[surreal pulsar]

all i want for christmas is u, mass

[brazen mirage]

@fallen remnant did???

all i want for christmas is marty meehan

[untold haven]

all i want for christmas is get into umass

At this point is a low reach

Last year saw many 1500-1550 sats getting cs waitlisted or rejected

Me with my 1430

[brazen mirage]

GOOD LUCK FRIEND

[brazen mirage]

👻😫😫❄️😍🥶🌝⛄️💓💖🥹😂🤪🥵

WHY IS IT NOT BIG

🫣🫠🫢😢😰😩🤔☹️🫡😢

🤫😩😶😢😓🤔🤫😶😣

🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

[cursive compass]

LMAO

[strong plank]

Yo what the FUCK happened to this place.

Gawd damn.

[fathom badger]

hopefully decisions come soon so y’all can get help 😭

[brazen mirage]

nothing happened

[brazen mirage]

no

why

i am okay

everyone else is fine

why don’t u join us ponky

https://txnor.com/view/new-design-now-hannover-interior-gif-25712220

[fathom badger]

😭😭😭😭

find god

[brazen mirage]

no

i will find the umass minutemen

right here

https://txnor.com/view/neu-gif-21387139

[brazen mirage]

ok @fallen remnant we should just start a thread

[rose gyro]

I said no to need based aid

[brazen mirage]

k #1056777773206741012

💀💀

[fallen remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[jolly topaz]

I SHOWER WITH THE UMASS MINUTEMEN FOR DEMONSTRATED INTEREST

[cunning bison]

Whoa. UM Amherst has a pretty good astro program

Didn't expect that

[woeful flicker]

okay

gl gl

[brazen mirage]

everyone join the Minutemen in #1056777773206741012

[brazen mirage]

Hi jeryzz

[burnt dust]

Wake up
Chug a big mug of coffee
Stars my last essay

[brazen mirage]

OMG

[burnt dust]

HAIIII AOUN

[brazen mirage]

WOO

i got warned for spamming 💀

[burnt dust]

just need to do University of Rochester's first essay

oh

rip

the mods don't understand

they are not minuteman >:c

[brazen mirage]

so make sure to join the Minutemen in #1056777773206741012

[brazen mirage]

:/

fr

being a minutemen is a great bonding experience

[burnt dust]

frfr

[brazen mirage]

i have met my best friends here

[burnt dust]

we got our own minutemen channel >:D

this is lit

[brazen mirage]

YAY

fr

no warns

and it won’t close soon

[burnt dust]

woahhhhh

[brazen mirage]

ok gllll jerry!!

WOO

FINISH THOSE ESSAYS

[burnt dust]

TYTY!!! Gonna get it done as soon as I can and then go outside for a jog

first time outside in like days

cya later!

[brazen mirage]

WOO FUN!!

k bye 👋

[fallen remnant]

Minuteman gang- cooking rice in 59 seconds since 2022

[drifting canopy]

any chance UMass could come out next week?

or did they specifically say mid jan

[mint smelt]

It’ll come in waves till the end of Jan

[mossy thunder]

Carly’s gonna fuckin kill y’all

[burnt dust]

so let it be

[untold haven]

Good morning my umass minutemen

*afternoon

[cold summit]

pls 😭 lmao

[frosty rune]

Salut to all my little umass minuteman. let's get this bread

[brazen mirage]

😩😩

[brazen mirage]

that’s why i started a thread instead of doing it in here

[brazen mirage]

WOOOO

[brave kelp]

If they contain it to a gen channel thread idrc my main point was to get it out of here bc sometimes people do want to use these threads for genuine purposes

[brazen mirage]

yeah i will keep it in the thread

[strong plank]

Hey just curious did anyone ever say anything about the next decision batch release after break?

[dense remnant]

that may be yield protection though, I think you have a better chance with the 1430 so long as the math subscore is quite high (680 at least to be safe)

[untold haven]

its 760 670

[dense remnant]

not too off

[untold haven]

nono

math 760

[dense remnant]

AH

you're fine

[untold haven]

just sent my sat yesterday, if decision are mid december, hopefully they'll check

[surreal pulsar]

why wiuld umass yield protect

they don’t have a yield to protect at this point

[cursive compass]

ppl worry too much about yield protection

especially with like volatile asf targets

[fathom badger]

yield protection sounds like copium 💀

some of y’all just ain’t qualified

[mint smelt]

Naw it happens

[cursive compass]

it does!

but not NEARLY AS MUCH AS YOU THINK

LMAO

[burnt dust]

the gain from not yielding is just far more than the potential lose of yielding for schools like umass

[cursive compass]

^

[burnt dust]

they rarely yield anyone as far as I'm concerned

[cursive compass]

yes

so true

[burnt dust]

I mean if you send in like "haha I like bio and I have 1590 now lemme in" then they might "yield" you

but that's mostly because a lot of ivy chasers don't care about safeties so their applications are pretty mid

[cursive compass]

lmao

lol

[mint smelt]

They’ll yield you if it’s obvious you view them as a safety

[cursive compass]

YEAH

dude

umass is unironically like a dream school for me

istg

i would go to umass over like so many "prestigious schools"

i love it 🥰

but damn oos tuition inclines me to prestige whore a bit more

[rigid salmon]

ngl Umass was just another safety/target on my list until joining this thread thing

[cursive compass]

yeah

[rigid salmon]

now i kinda like it

[cursive compass]

the cult

YESH

SO TRUE

i wish i see you all at umass amherst next year 🥰

[rigid salmon]

the best part was reusing purdue supps for umass

[cursive compass]

but yall are slaying so yuoll end up at ivies

[rigid salmon]

that felt so good omg

[cursive compass]

Yes. So FUcxkiING TTRUE

[rigid salmon]

with a bit of replacing

but yea

🙂

[cursive compass]

dude adi

i applied to umass in english class

cause i finished my timed essay easrly

💀

[rigid salmon]

lol

💀

[cursive compass]

i would say that my app was half assed? but my purdue essays were BANGERS (ihope)

so maybe not ✨

[rigid salmon]

i kinda messed up my essays tho

bc

in the why major i said cybersec

and the why umass i said some computational ecology stuff

[cursive compass]

for umass? or prdue

oh i see

what

[rigid salmon]

but for purdue i said cybersec for both

[cursive compass]

did u apply cybersec?

[rigid salmon]

but umass is less selective

[rigid salmon]

no

CS

[cursive compass]

ah i see

purdue engineering accepted more than umass cs last year. not the best comparison at all

but still an interesting one

[rigid salmon]

really??

[cursive compass]

yep!

[exotic jay]

as someone who’s in state for umass this thread is wild to me💀😭

[rigid salmon]

my school is a feeder to purdue so im lowkey relying on that

[cursive compass]

umass cs ~32%, purdue engineering was ~37%

[cursive compass]

u got this bae

[rigid salmon]

we have like an 80% acceptance rate for purdue CS/Eng

LMAO

[cursive compass]

stop killing my dreams of umass

i love it

[exotic jay]

mines a feeder to umass amherst

[cursive compass]

lucky

mines a feeder to laspositas community college

i hope

[rigid salmon]

💀

actually not just purdue i think

four schools

😎

[cursive compass]

i technically doxxed but like its basically all in my profile

[exotic jay]

it’s a good school i’m just shocked at all the oos love for it

[cursive compass]

idkf

[rigid salmon]

purdue, uiuc, uc davis, cal

LOL

not umass tho 😐

[cursive compass]

its just a small cult of desperate clowns

[exotic jay]

if ur oos where are y’all from

[rigid salmon]

bay area

[cursive compass]

im counting on the fact that NOBODY IN MY SCHOOL HAS EVER SAID "U" AND "MASS" in the same sentence

[rigid salmon]

U MASSIVE

[cursive compass]

and im praying so hard

that i can get in

[cursive compass]

same 🖐️

LMAO

[karmic dagger]

Colorado

[cursive compass]

my school is very prestige whore-y in nature from what i understand

[rigid salmon]

lol

same

kinda

[cursive compass]

loll

[rigid salmon]

wait i think ik a few ppl that go to ur school

[cursive compass]

oh shit

go dms

im curious

[rigid salmon]

or at least one

[exotic jay]

lma I thought y’all were from other New England states or NY

[brazen mirage]

FR

i might have to apply in 2 yrs

i love umass

[surreal pulsar]

need to go to umass for the food

I’ll be depressed and broke but at least I’ll have food

[brazen mirage]

food is the most important thing

if i can’t look forward to a good lunch, what else can i look forward to?

[surreal pulsar]

for real

[brazen mirage]

[fallen remnant]

the heat death of the universe

[brazen mirage]

😩😩

[fallen remnant]

thatll probably be faster than purdue/ umass/ wismad decisions

[brazen mirage]

💀

so slow

[rigid salmon]

Guys

What if I get rejected from here

[untold haven]

suicide pact

[rigid salmon]

what 💀

[atomic cave]

idk im kms cuz its my safety i think idk

[karmic dagger]

if you cant eat Umass's food, whats the point in living anyway

[rigid salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[karmic dagger]

thats probably a good idea

[brazen mirage]

Then you focus on your other apps

💀

[rigid salmon]

💀

true

i didn't shotgun fo nuffin'

but as i said

[brazen mirage]

true true

[rigid salmon]

^

[brazen mirage]

uiuc bound wooooo

[rigid salmon]

^

[brazen mirage]

yeah ngl im considering applying in 2 years now

💀💀

[rigid salmon]

bruh why do u remind me of this toxic positivity thing at my school LMAOOO

💀

[warm veldt]

i applied umass the absolute last day

nov 5

prolly wont be gettin decision for a while lmao

[brazen mirage]

💀

[rigid salmon]

LMAO

[brazen mirage]

hey u never know 🤫🤫

[rigid salmon]

k fine

[brazen mirage]

alr alr

[fallen remnant]

25 college gang rise

[fallen remnant]

Then remember that the UMass Minutemen, whoever they may be from this thread, will always remember you as one of our own

[rigid salmon]

Only 25???

I did 29 😎

[rigid salmon]

aww that's so wholesome 🥺 🥰

[fallen remnant]

I eat iron needles in my free time.

[karmic dagger]

damn time to apply to 1 more school

[fallen remnant]

Sweat

[fallen remnant]

29?

Brother you and me both know that ain’t shotgunning

That’s canonballing

[neon atlas]

honestly atp it’s nuking

[cursive compass]

only 29? I did 46 😎

*am in the process of doing

but whatever

this is what we refer to as desperation

[rigid salmon]

wtf

💀

[cursive compass]

🥴

serotonin

[potent merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/new-design-now-hannover-interior-gif-25712220

[brazen mirage]

😶

[brazen mirage]

💀💀💀💀

how many of those had supplementals

[jolly topaz]

Bro how

I’m at like 35 rn

And it’s alr too much 😭

[cursive compass]

idk tbh

i dropped my list GUYS

IM SANE

I CUT MY LIST DOWN

TO 45

[jolly topaz]

What did you drop 😭

[cursive compass]

MIT bitch

fuck mit

all my homies hate mit

[jolly topaz]

GUCJ MIT

Bitchass school

[brazen mirage]

k

[brazen mirage]

YOO

THATS ON GOD

mid asf

[rigid salmon]

guys omg im so close to being done

everything is finalized

except for two essays i haven't started yet

they total like 650 words tho 💀

[brazen mirage]

GOOD LUCK

OMG

[scarlet kettle]

45 schools or essays?

[cursive compass]

schools

[mint smelt]

Tf

What’s your list

[dense remnant]

im guessing all the ucs/csus which is why the list got so big

and then probably all the ivies

[mint smelt]

Oh

Me who didn’t apply to any ivies

[cursive compass]

all UCs

only 2 CSUs

[brazen mirage]

uc merced ❤️‍🔥💓💓💓

[brazen mirage]

No neu didn’t apply to midvard I don’t think

neu better XD

[rigid salmon]

omg samee

[rigid salmon]

i did 4 CSUs

which ones did u do?

i did SJSU, CPP, SLO, and SDSU

[cursive compass]

same minus cpp and sdsu

[rigid salmon]

ah i see

i just did those two for safties

i didn't need to tbh

since i'd attend ASU or OSU over either of them

whatever

[brazen mirage]

LOL NICE

[brazen mirage]

damn merced bound ✨

[mint smelt]

Ohio state?

[rigid salmon]

yea

[hard sundial]

i had a dream i got a status update from umass last night

"Congratulations! After careful review of your application we regret to inform you... some gibberish bc it was a dream"

what the fuck

my brain hates me

[indigo rain]

😭 I had a dream about umass amherst too. I dreamed that I accidentally applied to Amherst instead of Umass and got accepted

[hard sundial]

lmao

[hard sundial]

i refuse to be merced bound

but its like i prob cant afford 99% of the public OOS' i applied to

[brazen mirage]

y

i love merced smh

[hard sundial]

terrible in everyway

and ill never recover socially

[dense remnant]

Same but my history teacher (who went to Amherst) showed up in person to tell me I got rejected from Amherst (the school) and I was like ??? because I only applied to UMass Amherst and then I got into Columbia (I didn't apply to Columbia)

man I love and hate dreams

[indigo rain]

😭 dreams make absolutely no sense

[fallen remnant]

Bro

Facilitate faster decisions

Like

Damn

Sort that shi out

[indigo rain]

i know really

but i feel like they're on vacation too

[cursive compass]

yah

[rigid salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-hungry-yummy-nom-nom-hangry-gif-17624677

me at UMass:

😩 🥺 🙏

😋

[cursive compass]

same bro

[fallen remnant]

This gif is adorable

And yes

Me at UMass too

[tribal gorge]

theres something in the water there

[hard sundial]

bro im in a snap gc for umass

its all girls bro and they 😩

[exotic jay]

i’m also in a snap gc for umass lmaooo

[hard sundial]

wait

[tribal gorge]

dayum

[hard sundial]

is it the one where someone j sent a streak

like less than a min ago

[exotic jay]

yea

[hard sundial]

💀

[tribal gorge]

..

BRO

[hard sundial]

ohh i see u

[exotic jay]

this gc lmaooo

[hard sundial]

yeye

[fallen remnant]

Mfs down baaaaaad lmaooo

Or not

Idk

I want food

UMass has best food

Hence I want UMass

It’s a simple

Yet extremely blissful truth

[exotic jay]

goddamn this world is small

[hard sundial]

fr bruh

also that gc died hard

its j streaks now

lowk annoying

[blissful crystal]

Feel like the waiting on Umass decisions more hyped than the accepted Umass group hehehehe

What’s y’all’s highest streak

[hard sundial]

300 smt

[blissful crystal]

Sheesh

[exotic jay]

like 62

before i stopped using snapchat it was 800 smt

yeaa ppl jus send streaks as if they count or anything like that (unless it boosts ur snap score)

[muted elk]

add me in there

[muted elk]

mine was like 1.1k

then i stopped using snap for a while

[fallen remnant]

bro chats like college talk and stuff are straight up not vibes

tis sad

i love this thread

[hardy shell]

ok now I'm wishing I didn't write about umass food in the essay 😭

if I get in it will be the greatest thing tho

[brazen mirage]

like 400 smth

tbh Snapchat is kinda meh LOL

[untold haven]

real

❤️

[brazen mirage]

Yes 🎊✨

[rigid salmon]

bruh the UMass AOs don't even know how much demonstrated interest we're showing by simply being in this chat

im p sure they consider that

[dense remnant]

they do not need to be here in this chat I'm sorry 😭

probably be creeped out

[brazen mirage]

dude someone get a umass ao on here 😱😱

pls

[cursive compass]

I love

UMASS

i need a man in my life named mass

then i can just say i love umass

and it will be funny