#UMass Amherst! (we are the flagship) (2022-2023)
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It’s aight tho cause Umass saved me
them kids wasted their money!
oof
She for the streets
wtf
i was CRUSHED
nah
💀💀💀💀💀
bro
LMFAO
what da hell
I was the one wearing that hoodie
@cursive compass wait are you actually considering brandeis gang
unfortunately not, but its a really good school bro
i did my research after looking at your nickname
LOL
sorry bro</3
its more to make a statement against boston university
the least relevant BU
lol i didnt realize how little research into brandeis i did before EDing until i got in and was like "wait why isnt my major on my admissions letter?"
@cursive compassfirst attempt
i respect it 🤝
OH GOD
need to find a better background image tbh
hmmmm
Umass dining
oh my
god
LMFAO
HAHAHA
I had no idea the UMass community would be so valid
massachusetts slay tbh
lol my top two choices for school was between best college food in Mass (UMass) and worst college food in in Mass (Brandeis) 💪
😭
wait guys i thought of a teambuilding exercise
lets make a college list for fun trolly
@brazen mirage what ur major
but fr youd be surprised at how little i knew about this school before EDing
why did u ED then? like not saying its bad at all im just wondering what motivated yuo
wait do you mean you did the research and then ED
oh
my bad
sorry im high
hmm i see
before EDing
any chance of CS releasing today?
oh advertising/marketing or econ
lets go with econ
aight guys
TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE: build funtrain an econ major college list
i will go first
- Northeastern University
criteria
not depressing
east coast or Midwest or west coast
not boston university
okay have fun
i knew enough (really good Orthodox Jewish life which is important for me, decent CS, decent school, decent location). also my transcript is really funky so i wanted to make sure I upped my chances of getting in. tbh even since EDing there hasnt been a place i wish I ED'd more so i think i had good intuition
on my list 
i also talked to someone who recently graduated CS there (they were my boss when working at camp lol)
but it was def a dumb af move thank god it worked out
fr 🤝
their campus is great
Okay
my dad used to work like 3 min walk away
from brandeis
and I used to walk around their campus after lunch
its rxally nicx
sex
WHAT
no like with slashes
damn
why
💀😫
okay nvm
ok bet
lol we're ranked #48 as ugliest college campus idk why
s/e\x
see that
😻😻
NORTHEASTERN RELAX
not you
no 😭
What
@burnt dust tenor gif
it brok
use the gif picker
ohh
ye
OMGGGG
NO SHOT
its so funny
ohno
LMFAO
ohno
FDASKLOJD
AHAHAHA
LOL
NO
NO
NOT THE POPE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
S/x/x
DONT DO IT
NO
NOT THE POPE
lowercase all
phew
NO
it didn’t work
NO
NO
LMAO
AHAHAHA
WTFFF
GET FUCKED
HAHAHHAA
NO NO
AHAHAHAH
NO MORE
WAIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE POPE
WHY ARE MINE CRINGE
OMG
wait guys.
ohno
i like how every thread is like "bro im so nervous i wont get in" and then UMass Amherst is just WTF DISCORD SEX
it no work
I HATE THIS GAME
;P;
LOL
im laughing like a maniac behind the screen dude
nahhhh
omggg
oh my
byeee
im going to neu tonight i got work
-aoun
cyaaaa!
byeee funtain
👋
im so irresomsnpisbe
byes
good luck!
finals ew
tysm!<3
I just need to edit 1 essay and that's it for tonight >:D
(the rest of the time I'm gonna pray for my acceptance letter)
why
W joke thank you northeastern
Guys are we the minutemen 🥺
AY ETHAN
Who’s Ethan bro
💀💀
My favorite abg
Thigh Lord
That’s u
tf
big
any oos CS?
hi
did you get accepted?
nope
what state are you from
nj
anyone from cali get theres
hi
im honestly so bitter
with what has happened
they could have been upfront
and told us that cs, business and nursing would not be released
at all
so.. no update?
hi
if you didnt get a decision yesterday then you wont get one until early january at the earliest
how do they send out the decision?
it will say what?
THERE HAS BEEN STATUS UPDATE TO YOUR APPLICATION
acc caps
oops no
don't worry you guys will be fine :D


All I want for Christmas is U(Mass Amherst decisions)
you mean OSU EA on 12/16?
OSU EA on 12/9
any ideas on when the next wave will be
lol my parents are unable to understand the concept of waves
they are like didnt get mail ? deferred or what?
acceptance rate was 65% on average, will drop this year closer to 50% because of the high volume of applicants (30k+ )
sweet, thank you
based international parents
36
hi umass minutemen
Hi jatao
when do they come out
WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.
i assume ur from massachusetts
what is this schools acceptence rate
i dont even know
im from cali
and you can google the acceptance rate
its probably 10-15% over 50%
idk
Wasn’t EA 75%? I know it will go down a lot from that though.
usually it isnt correct
ik its like 60%
🙏
umass overall acceptance rate is gonna tank LOL
Every school's acceptance rate is gonna tank
Rutgers, for one, is actually working on lowering it
They want it to be about 30% in a decade or so
What
Anytime between now and the end of January
Yeah
Like for Northeastern it says 18% or smth but last year it was 6.7%
18% includes ED
ED is 40-50% admit
Umaas replied to me
Hey bbg
We know u got a fiya sat score incoming but unless u wanna swap to rd we aint finna do shit
Yeah, my friend was talking to the dean of admissions and that's what he said
😭
Man
that’s so evil
I suppose they want to raise the prestige
state universities shouldn’t try to become the new uc berkeley 😭 ur supposed to provide education to the people
like prestige is fun and all but affordable education should be accessible
No yeah fr
hoping on all their downfalls rn
There's so many good schools but they keep vying for higher rankings and every school's acceptance rate has been lowering
like where do they think they are going to get students 😭😭😭
they all preach acceptance and education and all that stuff and then do this sooo embarrassing
Ah icic
tyy tyyy'
thank u for that contribution sam
Sam out here slaying
thank you queen
AYE @rigid salmon OSU HONORS ‘27??!! 🥳🥳 ok slay
what is thisssss 😩
Will they send me an email when they make the decision?
who got their decision
congrats on ur acceptance so happy for u apppppple
actually i can’t believe it worked 😳
kinda based ngl
So ppl have gotten in right?
yeah 5k decisions came out
YEAH
I did :>
i gotta have a meeting with @cursive compass
we need to discuss whether to admit @burnt dust this fall..
you’re almost there
:D
I'm actually on top
🥺
Yes!
Weighted or unweighted I’m confused.
Why does it say unweighted then go all the way to a 5.
uw, it just show above 4 but all of the stats are below 4
it goes up to 5 for easy viewing
??? WTF ??? SEX ???
dude
the actual sex isnt even funny
its just the word
its amazing
genz humor
HAHA
umass amherst ea channel basedposting 😎
they are northeastern university
I love you so much ❤️ You're sick asf
I am Northeastern University
i love how this is just a thing
so slay tbh
Today i got deferred from tulane but it’s so mid compared to sigma umass i didn’t bat an eye 🥱🥱
And I am the President of Northeastern University, Joseph Aoun. Former dean of USC Dornsife and graduate of
I went to MID.
massachusetts institute of mid
MID
YOU GOT INTO UMASS
WAIT
CONGROUGLATION
BEST STATE SCHOOL
Umass > harvard > mit > northeastern > tufts > bu > bc > stanford > berkeley
hmm
lemme do a little bit of proofreading
Northeastern > UMass > Tufts >= BC > literally the rest are all unrankable shit
actually ill give weatherman a shoutout
i agree the rest r trash
yes so true
sorry i mean him
WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.
WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN. THE MARTYRS OF MARTY MEEHAN.
WE ARE THE MARTYRS OF MARTY MEEHAN
WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN. THE MARTYRS OF MARTY MEEHAN.
i like your name and pfp
thank u matcha 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
idk i found this on pinterest 😭💀💀💀💀
ooo
its from love live
do you like girls and music
i do
then yes
the concept is similar
ofc
love this thread
fax
no
cause you can cross register
so its co-op
versus umass cambridge and umass cambridge polytechnic
i see the same shit for northeastern
but we both know
thats not true
yea
😭
i think for me
Umass is like a low-target
i don't wanna say safety tho
since im OOS CS
like northeastern literally becomes a safety in this scenario
which i hope to god is true
but we know its prolly not
same
nah but ur doing RD
we're prob still fine th
NEU is an ED heavy school
ED2
NEU has a low acceptance rate bc their pr team is god tier
wym
guys
are they a secret safety for smart kids?
none of you are getting into to NEU regular
NO
They reach out to almost everybody and try to get everybody to apply
and likely the competent ones that are applying EA
will get deferred
NEU sucks ED
early dick
ah so they inflate RD insanely
which would make ED acc rates realistic?
I inflate in general
@cursive compass did u get into NEU ED?
I’m certainly not saying it’s a safety but it’s not as hard as they say it is
no supp. makes that make a lot of sense
WTFFUFUFUFUFU
I am Northeastern University
UR USERNAME
💀
AND UR REDDI PERSONALITY
yea
💀
AND U STILL DIDN'T APPLY
loll
Lol I applied EA
im severely dissapointed in you
I like NEU a lot and its the first non-t20 that i like a fuck ton and maybe dont have to pay 40k+ a yr for
@rigid salmon I am Northeastern University. I cannot apply to myself.
so thats great
so Ram wants to get into you???
😭
no
that's such a weird way of putting it
i mean personally, i dont want him in me
i only get into female unis
LMAO
so ill defer you
bro's not going to college 😭 LMAO
fr
pretend ur closet trans or smth idk
this is the best post i've seen in my life
LMAO
best of a2c
basically
got deferred from school A
likes School B enough to ED2
but is scared if he goes to school B that school A will actually accept him
so is like
should I j risk abandoning school A and EDing school B
yes
i was wondering why he picked claire and amy
would've ben beter if he went with actual college names
no
that sounded like girls names
the whole point was to keep it completely isolated from college
Yeah
Y'all are
scaring me
as to your application potential
I might need to prescind you
i think clair and amy are BOTH hot by amy does not sound like she’s going to be ready for a relationship with me specifically any time soon 🦭
and i respect women’s choices sooooo
👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩
So true
Might write a part 2 about how Amy was leading him on and is actually a lesbian
And then claire rejects him and gets with Amy
Cause she's bi
Whole fanfiction
obamna soda
youre literally owning this shit
youre fucking welcome
OH
omg
HAHA
do it twice
ok
ULTRA DOUBLE SEX
lfg
amazing dHUGATKHUGiscovery
yes
i think wellesley is cool as well bestie
they ain’t no bu at least
but you have 50% chance of 0% acceptance rate :(
do twice
yes
ULTRA DOUBLE SEX
lets change it toooo rd
u got deferred?
no i didnt apply ea
THEN NO RD!
whats with the passive aggressiveness damn
there will be an RD thread whenever someone makes one
this thread will be archived once EA is done
we must have somewhere for the umass minutemen
unspoken rizz
oh fr fr
u too boss
WHY NO EMBED
new pfp 😬😎
GUYS
OOOMAHS AMHERST HAS RECEIVED MY 1500
(maybe, CB j said succsessfully sent)
hopefully they review in time
NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Should I still send a 1430 to CS?
What do you think
We are the UMass minutemen.
We are the UMass minutemen. 💯
hi boss
it's aoun
hahahaha
pauliticks gonna be riding the L in chicago pretty soon 
hi boss
fr fr
bro the uchicago thread has 20 THOUSAND MESSAGES
????
we only have 8k
Yeah but they don't have discord sex
🥵
umass amherst wil be on top
oh fr

I actually NEEDS to see what their reaction is to that
NOBODY LIKES OHIO
😭
dude fr fr
who cares ab their bum ass school
bro you do that YOU AUTO ADMIT FOR NORTHEASTERN 🔥
YESSIR 🔥 🔥 🔥
😥 im so impatient. I hope the results come out really soon
man i sure do hope i get into umass
😭 me too bc i know ill get rejected from my ed2
valid valid
i agree
u need to get in
i will apply to all the colleges in the five college consortium just so i can see amherst with my eyes
It’s like a soap opera bro f
this is so true
smith, umass amherst, amherst, hampshire, and mount holyoke accept me
MINUTEMAN
the cool kids are all in #1050655555410206740 now
SO TRUE
lets bring em back
my umass homies never letting me down
they my day zeroes
Dead
EA?
yeah
its ok we still have many chances left. as someone that doesnt believe in "everything happens for a reason" and "everything will workout" we def still have time
So many got deferred
I was worried of getting yield protected
Somehow i didnt
Same :(
Anything
Anything
Same

i love umass
Me too, me too.
We want batches
when tho
oh lets go #1050794343247654952 has so much discord sex

what is the umass deferral rate
they don’t defer
I know right. It's the best.
discord sex based
HEY
So true
y’all need help
So true
when is the next wave coming?
january gonna be the best or worst month of my life
For sure
||WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.||
||COLLEGETALK GOIN CRAZY SO IM HERE UMASS MINUTEMEN!!!||
YUH
Yuh
Hello Bois
are we the umass minutemen?
WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.
WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.
Well then work faster and give our decisions sooner
Sir I am Aoun not UMass president
WE ARE NOT UMASS MINUTEMEN YET.
WE SHALL BE
HOPEFULLY
Ok ok 🤓🤓
@cursive compass accept, reject, or defer?
Omg the president of NEU is rejecting NEU 💀
Bruh
No he’s NEU he ain’t getting rejected
We’re just trying to decide on your application 
Hi student
anyone else still waiting for their decisions
i am
My brother in my brother it is holidays no one’s gonna get decisions for the next 15 days
they said it should be released around this time
The first wave is out
5k decisions in the wave
But no CS business or nursing major got any decisions as they have the largest volume of applications for those specific majors this year
Yes the first wave pre-holiday week
And they did
Next wave is early January
And so forth until late January where it should all be out
its tough out there 😢
I am
^
best college thread
😍
fr 🥰🥵
Coming from a school where everyone goes to Umass/comes from umass, this hype is so confusing to me 😭
^^
We just gotta appreciate having it as a relatively safe school lmao
We r da umass Minutemen
Yo
Aoun are you cheating on northeastern ??????
northeastern and aoun have an open relationship
very casual
WE ARE THE FUCKING FLAGSHIP. WE ARE THE FUCKING UMASS MINUTEMEN.
no no i am besties with the umass president
and @cursive compass 💯✨
This is me and the UMass president 😍🥵🥵🥵🥵
Dude for real
i’m so happy for you all ❤️
fr 😻😻 Marty is the goat 😻😻
why does robert brown kinda look like colonel sanders
OMG
that’s coz he’s uncool like that
can’t be no aoun
🥵😩😩
he makes 2 million dollars less than me


