Northeastern (Norizztern) University (2022-2023)

[stable sparrow]

same

yeah, self reported academic record

[lone linden]

oh ok just making sure

they already have my transcript so maybe thats why i didnt get any mail lol

[stable sparrow]

thats probably it

[scenic herald]

my school sent my transcript too which is why im confused

ah i think its a requirement for intl students

[lone linden]

ohh that might be why

even so it seems redundant

[scenic herald]

guessing they recalculate gpa

?

bc intl schools might do gpa differently or not give one at all

srar prolly just speeds up the process

[lone linden]

ah probably

[stable sparrow]

scattergrams are getting my hopes up

[scenic herald]

oof thay one person at the highest end who got waitlisted

[stable sparrow]

ahh i can still kinda read school name

welp

[stable sparrow]

yea that must have really sucked

[silver yoke]

jesus what is your school's gpa scale?

Also, you should be confident :D.

[stable sparrow]

honors classes and APs are both weighted as 5s so the weighted gpa is higher

[silver yoke]

My ACT is right around where the orange is

Also gotta keep in mind Naviance goes back a good amount of time when NEU wasn't as competitive.

[stable sparrow]

yea i really wish there was a way to filter by year or something

[silver yoke]

this trend is crazy

7 accepted last year

[cinder spear]

Jesus what

So high

[silver yoke]

My school is in the Northeast so maybe that has something to do with it?

We're also a combo of underserved majority-minority and an overperforming school

Could have something to do with it

[stable sparrow]

i think this is info from my entire school district but yeah acceptance rates dropped like 14% last year

[silver yoke]

From MA?

[stable sparrow]

nah Colorado

[silver yoke]

wtf

125 people applying to a school two thousand miles away?

[stable sparrow]

yeah honestly i have no clue how

[stable sparrow]

thats why i think its my entire school district, bc my hs only has like 140 seniors

[silver yoke]

Honestly just gotta hope a lot of people applied test optional

[silver yoke]

Ah, could be

[azure notch]

Does your school make this

This is cool

[silver yoke]

My school district only has one HS (around 2000 people in the school)

[stable sparrow]

nah naviance

[stable sparrow]

oh yeah im really hoping my tests can kinda help make up for my gpa

[brittle obsidian]

yo i got the srar mail but the portal doesnt show the srar section 🥴

is it the same with someone else too?

[fresh lichen]

yeahhhh

[scenic herald]

same

[fresh lichen]

i logged into srar and they dont have an option to add neu there either

so ig we've been scammed

@wise sierra please resolve your false email issues🙏

[coarse current]

neu has the srar???

[low locust]

I got the the srar section on the portal

[azure notch]

Where

[low locust]

it's under the checklist

[lean elm]

Yeah I can see it too

it wasn't there before tho

[coarse current]

oh lmao y’all are intl

i had to do that for mcgill

[azure notch]

Oh ok international students lol

[lean elm]

ahhhh

oops sorry for the scare haha

[safe moss]

Do y’all think there’s any point in trying to show demonstrated interest now?

[languid escarp]

Most definitely yes

Do you know how many people just click northeastern to just apply

[safe moss]

Yeah ik but I thought I might have had to do that before submitting

however now I’ll sign up to some stuff!

[languid escarp]

No

You can do it still

[silver yoke]

Anyways to best show more interest?

[languid escarp]

virtual events and asking them questions by emailing

lil tip

when i have important questions

[silver yoke]

already done both of those things and went to a tour

[languid escarp]

in my email, I always say

"Hello! I'm (name), and I applied for Early Action at Northeastern University and am very interested in attending this university."

always say you're interested yk

[silver yoke]

Yeah I’ve done that already with a question about finaid. Don’t want to pester them anymore though

[languid escarp]

instead of straight to the point

well ask if its an important question yk

don't hold it back

[silver yoke]

Honestly I don’t think there are a ton of questions that aren’t googleable

[languid escarp]

i get it

i used to email them a lot

cause i went to two different schools

so i have transcript problems

fin aid

state residency

all that

[latent tartan]

I did it

I ED2d

😁

[earnest loom]

AHH

[cinder spear]

NEU support v nice

they were like

yea homie send yo ED agreement & LOR by the 10th and u still ballin for ed2

🤝 c u nxt yr g

-Mr NEU Support

[earnest loom]

When does ea come out

I’m getting impatient

[wise sierra]

SO TRUE

[silver yoke]

Ofc they want that bag

[cinder spear]

wym

i alr paid them

[silver yoke]

Yeah I meant they want ED applicants

[latent tartan]

I LOVE YOU NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY

[wise sierra]

I LOVE YOU TOO ZEBRA

[latent tartan]

Accept me 🥺

[wise sierra]

❤️

[signal pebble]

hi future students

it’s the president of neu

!

[wise sierra]

SO TRUE

[stable sparrow]

Omg hi Mr president of neu

[signal pebble]

HI NEESHIE

[signal pebble]

hey boss

[wise sierra]

heyy

[latent tartan]

Omg

This is so exciting

[latent tartan]

Does anyone know which programs are binding for ED? Like if I get in to NUin or Northeastern London campus is that still binding?

[silver yoke]

no

[latent tartan]

So nothing is binding accept full regular admission?

Except*

[coarse current]

it’s only binding if you get into your preferred campus

[silver yoke]

yeah your first pref,

[latent tartan]

Perfect

[drifting warren]

they dont accept via major. but I am CS

i had a low gpa ngl 3.7. but I think my LoRs were really good and I think I had good ECs.

[cinder spear]

hehehaha

what was ur SAT

[drifting warren]

didn't take

[silver yoke]

If you've got above their 25th percentile you've probably got a really good chance for ED

[cinder spear]

lesgo

i got 1500 SAT

and unk ACT

[silver yoke]

Something tells me NEU is keen on juicing their test scores + their ED acceptance rate is very high (relatively)

[crystal gorge]

^^^^

[drifting warren]

thats a great score

[drifting warren]

its high so they can dump it for RD (i think)

[silver yoke]

how so?

[cinder spear]

yeye

also how is NEU for finance/wall street

[drifting warren]

its not an ivy. but their co op program is great to get you in the door. I run the finance club at my school so i hope to pursue it along side CS. I think that if you have the intention to go to NU for finance you will do great. (connections do help tho)

[cinder spear]

perf

yea i'm hoping to go finance or maang prolly since CS+Biz gives a p wide range of knowledge, then push to a management role longterm

[drifting warren]

thats jjust been their trend. high ED and low RD.

[silver yoke]

Well yeah

[drifting warren]

ok thats great. I am hoping to take the quant side of things. my dream is to mix CS and finance to help firms make $. sounds fun to me

[cinder spear]

v similar to me

but w a slight edit

I am hoping to take the quant side of things. my dream is to mix CS and finance to help firms make me $

[drifting warren]

oh that also sounds like a good idea 😆

[cinder spear]

also

for a 3.89uw, 1500, and really good biz and ok CS ECs, how much would/could chances plummet if I did RD instead, ik how much they care abt yield but like I also j made the mistake of looking this up

[silver yoke]

Also helps them subsidize the rest of the class through high income ED applicants because they don't have the endowment of comparably ranked schools

[cinder spear]

and actually reading through all the "why yall like northeastern lmfao" posts

[silver yoke]

Significantly

[cinder spear]

hmm

i gotta reconsider then

[silver yoke]

Their overall acceptance rate (to all campuses) is 19% as compared to the ED rate of like, 39% lmao

[drifting warren]

yea i saw those. its a school that is rising in the ranks and people are questioning why it's being talked about a lot more these days

[silver yoke]

it's a rich persons world (granted it also benefits low-income applicants but to a lesser extent) and we're just living in it

[cinder spear]

yea

but then the ppl who defend NEU point out a lot of shortfalls at the same time

housing being one of them

and i applied to a LOT of places

so to a degree its like

having options rather than being bound would be great

[silver yoke]

Are you from California?

[cinder spear]

ye

[silver yoke]

nice

Wish I could've applied to the UCs/CSUs

[cinder spear]

UC/CSU system is elite

[earnest loom]

Umd is feb?

Yuck

[cinder spear]

except its just a mix of insane reaches and safeties

[cinder spear]

ye

no target schools

[drifting warren]

thats great. I applied to 6 other schools and wouldve done like 25 total. so happy that I didn't have to spend 1k+ on fees

[cinder spear]

and no good Biz+CS programs that aren't insanely hard to get int

[earnest loom]

Same here

[cinder spear]

yea i think i spent close to that haha

[earnest loom]

Targets were Kelley and wake

[cinder spear]

but bc i have a company i have a 2k tax credit on education

so chillin

but yea its like

i do care abt name/prestige as much as I tell myself i dont, and i also have peak insecurity

which means I could ED to the literal best school for me

and still be worried about options

[drifting warren]

I love the idea of prestige too much. I ED'd to NU cause its well known but not way too far out of reach

[cinder spear]

nah but the problem is NU was like the old dumb kid uni for ppl

so its prestige is tarnished atm

slowly comin up

even though its a great school

[silver yoke]

not really

hasn't been that way for a couple decades

[earnest loom]

I’ve never heard that

[drifting warren]

yea it was a commuter school. last 10 years have been great for it. T50 school and around 35T for CS. But in the past it was way above 50

rankings are cool but in reality they mean nothing (imo)

[earnest loom]

Tbh I think it’ll go down

Bc acceptance rates are falling

[cinder spear]

it prob will

but those acceptance rates are deflated

and i really dont like that

esp dont like how they consider demonstrated interest

[drifting warren]

down as in closer to 1 or further? i am stupid

[drifting warren]

why

[silver yoke]

Actually NEU has stagnated a bit

Their graduate programs aren't as strong as undergrad

[earnest loom]

Closer to 1

[silver yoke]

And acceptance rates are falling across the board now

[earnest loom]

Fair fair

[silver yoke]

Graduate programs/research play a huge role in say, USNews (which is why it's not a great metric for UGs)

[cinder spear]

j see if im a coo mf

[earnest loom]

Rly? How come?

Who cares abt old kids

[cinder spear]

dont check if i signed up for 50 email lists

or flew for a college visit

[silver yoke]

Prestige is associated with research

[drifting warren]

hmm. I can see them get to # 30

[drifting warren]

this

I think it should be imo. research is the best part of school.

[silver yoke]

To an extent

Like the ISEC and EXP buildings are cool, but they don't benefit undergrads really at all

except for like, five classrooms lmao

[cinder spear]

hmm

[drifting warren]

right yea. but its the facilities that are there. the possibilities. ok fuck i have to to write an essay

[cinder spear]

i lowk might actually switch my app to rd

[silver yoke]

why?

I mean

[earnest loom]

Ah

The one thing I have no interest in

[cinder spear]

applied to too many schools and im not as invested in NEU as I was w UPenn

wait

[silver yoke]

If you're doubting your decision on making a commitment then yeah you should

[cinder spear]

i can still apply EA?

[earnest loom]

No

[silver yoke]

Go to your portal and see if they let you change it

yeah

[earnest loom]

NO WAY LMAO

That’s so funny

[cinder spear]

yea lmao

[silver yoke]

Don't do it just yet though, think on it

[cinder spear]

i wont

but does EA have any boost compared to RD chance wise

i hate to be that guy

but w NEU it acc matters

[latent tartan]

Not really that’s why I ED2d

[silver yoke]

Go to the virtual tour thing, do a little more research into social life, try to ask yourself why you ED'd in the first place

[cinder spear]

ye

[silver yoke]

EA is a little higher

[cinder spear]

main thing for me is like

[latent tartan]

Like 5% higher or smth

[cinder spear]

the UC System, NYU, UMass, and USC

a ton of solid schools that could compete w NEU qual wise

UPenn was diff

[cinder spear]

icic

[silver yoke]

co-op

[latent tartan]

We’re in the same boat lol

UPenn to Northeastern pipeline

[cinder spear]

fr

what did u apply UPenn for

major wise

[latent tartan]

But I’m happy with my choice to ED2 I love northeastern

PoliSci

[cinder spear]

ic

[earnest loom]

I hate UPenn now

Stupid school

[latent tartan]

I just think I didn’t have the GPA for Penn

[earnest loom]

Penn state is even better

[latent tartan]

So true

[earnest loom]

IDEK why I got rejected from penn

[latent tartan]

Because you’re too good for it

[earnest loom]

They took a junior from my school this year for sports

Could be that

[cinder spear]

bruh

prob

[earnest loom]

So stupid

For lacrosse too

[latent tartan]

One kid out of like 15 at my school got into an Ivy ED

brutalllll

My friend got into UChicago today though :)) Im so happy for them

[earnest loom]

2/50 here

OO

[latent tartan]

You had 100 Ivy applicants?? Where tf do you go

Still

[earnest loom]

50 sorry

[latent tartan]

Still a lot

[earnest loom]

My class is 1000 kids

so it’s not that much

[latent tartan]

O damn

[earnest loom]

Like 5% of kids applied ivy

[cinder spear]

yea thats low as fuck

one sec

[latent tartan]

Mine is like 400 lol

Our school isn’t the best

[earnest loom]

Ours is

So we have the opposite problem

Kids everywhere around us get into ivies with lower stats 😭

[latent tartan]

Public or private?

[cinder spear]

upenn history

[earnest loom]

Public

Median income is 200k tho

[latent tartan]

The town over from me is a lot richer and they have lots of Ivy kids

But like my town isnt poor at all our school system just kinda stinks

[earnest loom]

Ahh fair

[cinder spear]

also guys

you guys have missed out on telling me the 3 most important things about a uni

[earnest loom]

I live where home alone+ferris bullers+16 wishes+mean girls was filmed

Only good thing abt here

[latent tartan]

Also our guidance system. SUCKS. My guidance counselor literally left last week and so I had to go on a quest around the school to get someone to send northeastern my ED contract today 💀

[earnest loom]

Worst time to leave bruh

[latent tartan]

I knoww why wouldn’t she wait like 1 month

[cinder spear]

how's the party/social scene
what's the work/life balance
how much do non-MA employers simp/recruit

[latent tartan]

I’ve heard the party scene wasn’t good during covid but getting better, but also you’re in Boston so like there’s stuff to do all around you and at other schools

[cinder spear]

tru tru

[earnest loom]

Yeah

[silver yoke]

best parties are apparently across the river at MIT

[latent tartan]

It’s pretty competitive academically from the people I’ve talked to

[cinder spear]

thats what i've heard

[earnest loom]

Yuck

[cinder spear]

like ivy level?

also population of competitive nerds

[latent tartan]

And it has super high employment rates and connections cuz of Co-ops

[cinder spear]

yeye

[latent tartan]

I mean definitely not Ivy level but it’s a competitive school with a lot of smart people

[cinder spear]

coo coo

i can take a competetive school

[silver yoke]

no ivy (minus cornell) grade inflation tho

[latent tartan]

But disclaimer that’s based on 2 student’s opinions who I talked to that I don’t really know

[cinder spear]

j not a school filled w mfs who think jesus birthed them

[cinder spear]

icic

niche polls are not it

[latent tartan]

Also one thing to keep in mind is the good co-ops are competitive to get into

[cinder spear]

naw

[cinder spear]

ye

[latent tartan]

Personally I like that because it prepares you for real life tbh

[latent tartan]

You want Greek?

[cinder spear]

im an early grad

i need some social network

frat does that for me

[latent tartan]

Good balance for me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[silver yoke]

From HS?

[latent tartan]

Have you considered BC?

Actually idk

[cinder spear]

boston college?

[cinder spear]

ye

[latent tartan]

It doesn’t have Greek at all

Yea

[silver yoke]

Are you jr aged?

[cinder spear]

Jan '06

close ish

[silver yoke]

Oh so you're one of the oldest kids in ur grade

[cinder spear]

also nm

that percentage is fine

its in line/higher than UCSD & UWisc

[silver yoke]

Honestly I don't think you'd need greek life for that

[latent tartan]

What’s nm

[cinder spear]

idt i really need it

bc most seniors think im a senior until someone's like wait ur the early grad right

[cinder spear]

nevermind

but like

[latent tartan]

Oh

[cinder spear]

i do want to join a frat

[latent tartan]

I mean you still can

[cinder spear]

for the social foundation

and also to boost my social shit

im still weak there

gotta become more white

[silver yoke]

Well then you're not going to like Cornell

[latent tartan]

Northeastern is so good guys

[cinder spear]

also

i got friends in berkeley

[solid coyote]

Cant decide if i wanna ed2 or not :>

[cinder spear]

exactly bro

[silver yoke]

cornell suspended all frats last year

[cinder spear]

acc?

[silver yoke]

yeah

[latent tartan]

Heard about that

[silver yoke]

Lot of sexual assaults

All frat parties***

[cinder spear]

jesus

oh

this is why

[earnest loom]

@cinder spear

[silver yoke]

that's every school with a lot of frats unfortunately.

Yeah

[cinder spear]

even uwisc and umich were like 20% enrollment

[earnest loom]

My friend joined a sorority at 15

[latent tartan]

How wtf

[cinder spear]

what

[cinder spear]

ye wassup

[silver yoke]

Cornell has a lot of frats because (trust me on this) what the fuck else are you going to do in Central new york

[earnest loom]

LMAO she graduated a year early and was youngest in og grade

She honestly liked the social connection a lot

[cinder spear]

no she didnt bro

[earnest loom]

But it was toxic at times with age gap at first

[cinder spear]

she skipped a grade

then grad'd early

[earnest loom]

yes

[cinder spear]

every freshman ik is 15 rn

[earnest loom]

Skipped like 1st grade

[cinder spear]

jesus

[earnest loom]

Maybe she was 16 i forget

I’m letting the point stand

[cinder spear]

prob 16

[silver yoke]

the entirety of upstate sucks tbqh

[latent tartan]

Bruh what

[cinder spear]

fr tho

[earnest loom]

I was 13 freshman year so crazier things have happened

[cinder spear]

yo what

i was 14 going into fresh

[silver yoke]

so was I

wait how old are you @cinder spear ?

[cinder spear]

16

[latent tartan]

It’s possible to start college at 17 so if you skip a grade you would be 16 but no way you’re 15

[cinder spear]

17 in a month

[earnest loom]

Ram u were oldest in grade, we were youngest

[earnest loom]

Yeah I messed that up probs lmao

[silver yoke]

^

[cinder spear]

naw

[latent tartan]

Lol still though

[cinder spear]

we got mfs born in sept in m y grade

[earnest loom]

true

[latent tartan]

Being 16 when everyone else is a full adult

[cinder spear]

like they're older tahn some seniors

[silver yoke]

Damn what's your school's cutoff?

[cinder spear]

idek why they werent in th cutoff

[cinder spear]

nov

[silver yoke]

My school's cutoff is in December iirc

[cinder spear]

idk why they're in my grade

[earnest loom]

I was born on my school’s cutoff

Sucks

[cinder spear]

what's absolutely crazy and convenient tho

is how i got zero pull w my own grade

but a ton of pull w seniors

like tf bru

[earnest loom]

LUCKY

[cinder spear]

i do not want no milfs

[earnest loom]

I have zero pull in general

Get the milfs

[cinder spear]

and they all think im a senior

then a mf is like

oh yea ur grading early right

and they're like WHAT UR NOT A SENIOR HUH

[silver yoke]

i mean you're basically their age

[cinder spear]

and hten the pull is gone

ageism

[earnest loom]

It’s a year off lmao

Not even like a few months

[cinder spear]

no one finna find out i grad'd early next year

ik

but like ppl call u a pedo here for it

they're like naw u fucking kids bru

[earnest loom]

My friend dated a college kid when she was in middle school

That is scary

Not u

[cinder spear]

lmao

[earnest loom]

(I use friend as a loose term)

[cinder spear]

also

im actually so pissed

so i was at a party on f ri

drunk asf

but i went into the br to take a shit i think

and i remember 2 girls were waiting outside

mfs were HOT

and they're like "oh yeah so what do u think of koosha?"

"honestly bro cute as hell" or smt like that i didnt hear the rest

i make zero movwes

ion even know who said that

i coulda pulled bro

[earnest loom]

Bro ur 16 going to ragers and having people simp over you

But you use discord??

[latent tartan]

I use discord for this server only and one with my irl friends 💀

[silver yoke]

I've been to like 4 parties

overrated tbh

[cinder spear]

lmao

[latent tartan]

A2C is just different

[cinder spear]

lemme show u smt rq

acc it'll take too long to scroll down

im in like 120 servers

[latent tartan]

Oh me too but I don’t use any of them any more

[cinder spear]

i only use a2c and my own server tho now

[solid coyote]

No way u talk to women

[latent tartan]

I left my discord phase in middle school

[solid coyote]

Ur in a destiny discord server !?!?

[silver yoke]

zero chance

[cinder spear]

my snap go crazy

[silver yoke]

bro's larping

[solid coyote]

Cap rap

[earnest loom]

Prove it

[silver yoke]

120 servers is crazy

[cinder spear]

1s

[solid coyote]

Fr flex that snap

[earnest loom]

Not ur snap score

[solid coyote]

Show the hows

[earnest loom]

The fact that u talk to real women

[solid coyote]

^^

[earnest loom]

-coming from a girl herself

[solid coyote]

Hold up hes gotta look up a pic rn

[latent tartan]

Bros bio is “I love pipe bombs”

[silver yoke]

just a bullying thread now

[earnest loom]

Not not bullying

Just impressive

[latent tartan]

No I love this

[earnest loom]

if true

[cinder spear]

dont make me rizz u up fr

[scenic plume]

bro just doxxed himself

[earnest loom]

55,000 snap score???

[latent tartan]

Dude just doxxed all of his friends

[earnest loom]

Bro I had 200k in 6th grade

[cinder spear]

bro u a female

yall go insane w it

[solid coyote]

Why do all the hoes got u on delivered???

[cinder spear]

50k is the top 0.001% for men

[scenic plume]

LOL

[silver yoke]

LMAO

[cinder spear]

did u not see how the streaks were for like 100-300 days

[solid coyote]

😭😭😭😭

[earnest loom]

LMAO

I don’t use it anymore but I did

[cinder spear]

nah

it is a measure of how much rizz u got

[stoic sage]

not at all

[cinder spear]

yes lil amigo

[scenic plume]

what if i got 0 rizz

wat wrong w that

[solid coyote]

SO WHY THEY ALL GOT YOU ON DELIVERED

[cinder spear]

thats fucked up

[latent tartan]

Negative rizz

[cinder spear]

dawg i sent that shit 2 hours ago

[earnest loom]

Rizz is dying

[cinder spear]

i norm take like half a day to reply to them

[solid coyote]

Negative rizz tbh

[silver yoke]

I mostly use snap for my track and xc group chat 😭

[latent tartan]

I suck at streaks

[earnest loom]

Ew

Rizz up the women

[cinder spear]

too lazy

i open

[earnest loom]

THEY LOVE quick responders

[cinder spear]

im like ight lemme take a pic

im like shi i look ass

nm ill do it later

6 hours

oh shit i forgot

[earnest loom]

Don’t man

Girls stress over that

Negative Rizz fr

[cinder spear]

fr

i keep em comin

koosha snap is exclusive

[earnest loom]

Nah

The opposite can work too

[solid coyote]

Bro just start rizzin them all up rn

[earnest loom]

“He’s so engaged I think he likes me”

[cinder spear]

ik personally it doesnt

[stoic sage]

best pick up line rn

[cinder spear]

i got a friend who replies b4 i even close snap

shit pissed me off so much i blocked him on snap

[earnest loom]

That fast is concerning

[cinder spear]

like we still homies irl

but i refuse to snap him

[earnest loom]

Usually 5-10 min is good

[solid coyote]

Bro just stop snapping him 💀

[latent tartan]

I don’t know when to stop snapping back a picture of me and no text

[silver yoke]

bro's gonna go to northeastern and put rizzkie '27 in his IG bio

[cinder spear]

i dont wipe bc ion let shit bother me

[latent tartan]

Like I can only keep going for so long

[stoic sage]

aight u got some rizz fasho

[latent tartan]

One of us eventually has to stop or say something

[earnest loom]

@cinder spear what’s ur insta like

[scenic plume]

HOW GET GIRL FREND

[earnest loom]

Don’t doxx urself tho

[cinder spear]

ur gonna hate it

[silver yoke]

mirror pics?

[solid coyote]

FR

[earnest loom]

Do go on

[earnest loom]

NOOOO

[solid coyote]

Ram drop a rizz tutorial

[scenic plume]

WTF

[earnest loom]

LMAOOO

[scenic plume]

UR EATING A FROG

LMAO

[earnest loom]

I like the sunset pics

[cinder spear]

dwai

[solid coyote]

NO I DIDNT SEE IT

[earnest loom]

Ur pics r scary tho

[solid coyote]

SEND IT AGAIN

[silver yoke]

future tinder bio: "I like hiking and nature"

[cinder spear]

they're from backpacking/canoeing trips

[latent tartan]

Ram, best pick up line??

[earnest loom]

Sickk

[scenic plume]

is that a reference to seriel killers

[earnest loom]

I’m going kayaking next week

[solid coyote]

Facts ram i need a rizz tutorial

[cinder spear]

call me pubes the way im above u dickheads

[solid coyote]

Ram i would have sex with u ngl

[cinder spear]

dawg what

[latent tartan]

Bro is kissing a frog cuz he can’t kiss a girl 💀

Jk

[silver yoke]

ok the second pic goes hard

[earnest loom]

Emre is down bad

[cinder spear]

i need pronouns n ow

[solid coyote]

He/him 🥶🥶

[latent tartan]

Nah youre considering it

[stoic sage]

🥶🥶

[earnest loom]

Grinder bro

not tinder

[solid coyote]

How many hoes u know got a pochita pfp??

[cinder spear]

i need the pronouns to consider the proposal

my pfp on top

[solid coyote]

Masallah

[cinder spear]

naw

[earnest loom]

Wait guys

He’s playing call of duty rn

[silver yoke]

W rizz

[earnest loom]

That changes everything

[cinder spear]

wym

[latent tartan]

YOU HAVE NITRO

[solid coyote]

Ram lets run it

[scenic plume]

call of duty

= fat

= no life

[cinder spear]

im 140lb 5' 9

[scenic plume]

= intense hunger for violence

[solid coyote]

Cap

[cinder spear]

come at me bro

[silver yoke]

wdym cod is as normie as it gets

[solid coyote]

Actually nah this one accurate

[cinder spear]

u see my jawline bro

that is not fat

[silver yoke]

you're thinking LoL

[cinder spear]

it is

[earnest loom]

Cod means that he’s a video gamer guy tho

[solid coyote]

Cod makes me feel like beating ppl

[earnest loom]

How is he pulling girls

[cinder spear]

also i have a huge edm addiction

dwai

i have no action

[solid coyote]

“Video gamer guy” ??

[earnest loom]

Yes

[cinder spear]

the moment they try to make a mvoe i fumble

[signal pebble]

💀💀

[latent tartan]

https://youtu.be/Oj3GrRB6_GU

[earnest loom]

Real tho I relate

[silver yoke]

trust me I'm worse

[earnest loom]

I fumble guys the second they’re interested

[latent tartan]

Nice montage

[signal pebble]

DESTINY??

[cinder spear]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[signal pebble]

bro wtf

[cinder spear]

wait guys

[solid coyote]

Im not gonna lie ever since i quit league my life has gotten so much better

[cinder spear]

did i show u my COD stats?

i gold'd 40ish guns

[solid coyote]

DESTINY IS DEAD ASF

[earnest loom]

Not yet

[solid coyote]

Bruh

[cinder spear]

i pre-ordered lightfall deluxe

[earnest loom]

@solid coyote @cinder spear can u get married on campus

[latent tartan]

Lol lmk if I should delete that but it’s connected to your discord acct soo

[cinder spear]

not dead

[earnest loom]

It’ll be cute

[cinder spear]

naw

give female

[latent tartan]

We gotta all go to northeastern now

[cinder spear]

fr

[latent tartan]

I feel bonded

[signal pebble]

y not

[solid coyote]

We should

[cinder spear]

me want ♀️

[silver yoke]

a girl came over to a party specifically after a friend texted her from my phone asking her to come over and I couldn't work up the courage to talk to her

[solid coyote]

Bro

[scenic plume]

the amount that this server advertises NEU will prob drop its acpt rate down to like 2% after this year

[solid coyote]

Ill go trans for u ❤️❤️

[cinder spear]

bruh

[earnest loom]

Gimme number

I’ll text her

[cinder spear]

dude a girl literally asked me out

i didnt realize

[earnest loom]

Yalll r horrible with the ladies

[cinder spear]

and then a month later this girl goes in for a kiss out of nowhere

[solid coyote]

Yall some rizzly bears 🥶🥶

[silver yoke]

I don't think she likes me anymore that was last year

[cinder spear]

my head jerks back

[earnest loom]

ask us questions 😭 you need it

[cinder spear]

i do

[silver yoke]

we don't talk as much anymore either :/

[cinder spear]

riley ur dms will be full

[solid coyote]

I told a girl i liked her and she started asking me to hangout then i ghosted her 🥶🥶

[earnest loom]

Plz

[cinder spear]

i fumble insanely hard

[earnest loom]

I enjoy giving girl advice

[cinder spear]

and half the time i dont even realize

[latent tartan]

Damnnnnnn impressiveee

[earnest loom]

In return u have to help me pull this guy

[cinder spear]

i will

[silver yoke]

W

[solid coyote]

Tbh i thought she was tryna be friends

[earnest loom]

Lame

[signal pebble]

oh do u guys talk to Joseph aoun?? based aoun??

[silver yoke]

❤️ men better

[cinder spear]

anyways g uys

[solid coyote]

Facts

[cinder spear]

its time for my weekly edm simping

https://open.spotify.com/track/5bZjb7xKqLqa58QiUBcVvl?si=72c8801e580e4c0d

mfs gotta get on house

[earnest loom]

Fr

[solid coyote]

How does bro talk to women

[earnest loom]

There has been SO MUCH girl drama this year

[solid coyote]

What is this music

[earnest loom]

I can’t deal

[cinder spear]

club shit

edm on to

[solid coyote]

I listen to little uzi vert 😍

[latent tartan]

“Little”

[silver yoke]

not for this price tho 😭

[cinder spear]

OH YEA

@earnest loom

i have a literal pic

that basically embodies me fumbling

[solid coyote]

Neu expensive asf, making me rethink eding

[latent tartan]

I vibe with it ngl

[earnest loom]

Oh no

[cinder spear]

fuck edge crashed

1s

[solid coyote]

Makes the mexican in me come out tbh

[signal pebble]

😍😍😍

[earnest loom]

My worst guy story

[cinder spear]

latin house is fire

[signal pebble]

hey i will give you a discount

[earnest loom]

One asked me out in a hotub

[cinder spear]

trance/tech house betta

[signal pebble]

don’t worry

[cinder spear]

lmao

[solid coyote]

Can i go for free???

[solid coyote]

Thats w rizz

[signal pebble]

sure

@wise sierra answer this

can @solid coyote go for free

[earnest loom]

He went emo now tho

[cinder spear]

ok so basically

[earnest loom]

Glad I said no

[cinder spear]

i found this in my gallery the day after a party

i dont know the context

[stoic sage]

Anyone else got a fuck ton of supps to write still

[solid coyote]

Me

[cinder spear]

but its like im j yelling at someone

[stoic sage]

I got like 15 left

[cinder spear]

ignoring the mf girls tryna flick up w me

[latent tartan]

Lmao yea

[solid coyote]

I havent even finished common app 💀

[vernal grove]

supplement speedrun

y'all got this

[signal pebble]

💀💀💀

[solid coyote]

R u the one on the right

[cinder spear]

ye

[signal pebble]

antonioo neu hater is applying to neu

[cinder spear]

NAW

[solid coyote]

U lowk look like a super villain ngl

[silver yoke]

what supplemental 👿

[cinder spear]

i got the delete

fr

riley ill dm u it

[signal pebble]

yeah are you on the right?

[cinder spear]

ye

[signal pebble]

oh zamn

that was an interesting photo

don’t doxx yourself or you won’t be getting into northeastern

[wise sierra]

NEU leaves the chat

[solid coyote]

He keeps doing it 😭

[signal pebble]

Dude for real

[vernal grove]

[signal pebble]

I have changed I am now Aoun

[wise sierra]

so true

[signal pebble]

Officially

Changed my username and everything

[wise sierra]

i see you with them caps

[signal pebble]

Yes.

[wise sierra]

OH SHIT

SHE FOR REALSIES

letsgo

[signal pebble]

Unfortunately, Aoun is not a sophomore in high school.

[signal pebble]

Yes, sir.

I even changed my bio 😍

[latent tartan]

Let me in sir

[wise sierra]

I SAW

[solid coyote]

And has the pronouns she/her

[wise sierra]

excuse me are you assuming gender of the aoun

[signal pebble]

Yeah.. that’s the problem.

[silver yoke]

president aoun is a strong, powerful woman

[solid coyote]

Guys who knows tim kellys email. Hes my neu AO

[signal pebble]

Yeah EMRE what are you doing?????????

[wise sierra]

FR

[stoic sage]

What’s an aoun

[wise sierra]

our savior

[solid coyote]

hey ur assuming gender by calling them a woman

[signal pebble]

Read my bio

[solid coyote]

Maybe theyre a man going by the she/her pronouns

[latent tartan]

This chat tonight has confirmed my ED decision even more

[wise sierra]

i didnt call her a woman. i just used the pronouns in her bio.

[cinder spear]

guys

i'll only ed2 neu

if u all ed2 neu

and we all get in

[stoic sage]

Hell na

[wise sierra]

fuck that

i cant ed ii myself

[silver yoke]

once again, nah

[solid coyote]

Fuck it if u guys ed2 i will too

Just do it guys

[latent tartan]

Ram 🐏

[solid coyote]

Co-ops op

[stoic sage]

Heeel na

[safe moss]

Nahhhhhh no way am I ED2ing

[wise sierra]

i-

the SLANDER

[solid coyote]

Pop a ed2

[wise sierra]

IN THIS CHAT

[solid coyote]

Dont be a bitch

[wise sierra]

YEAH

[silver yoke]

GW is in a better city (sorry it's true) + gives hella merit aid + has a nicer CS building

[signal pebble]

Yeah. Stop judging my boss. He’s using my pronouns. Okay, have a good day.
-Aoun

gwu based fr

[latent tartan]

ITS OK I STILL LOVE YOU NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY

[signal pebble]

but so is neu ☹️☹️

[wise sierra]

❤️

[scenic plume]

it aint got no campus

[latent tartan]

Isn’t NEUs CS building cool asf

[silver yoke]

They own all the building's in their area

[safe moss]

sorry bro if I randomly get into Harvard I’ll be taking that over NEU 😁💕

[solid coyote]

Siena where in europe r u from

[stoic sage]

How many schools are you guys applying to in total

[safe moss]

England and CZ

[scenic plume]

it aint got no campus

[silver yoke]

nah, it ain't really for undergrads

[safe moss]

21

[latent tartan]

GW seems overshadowed by Georgetown to me

[wise sierra]

😭

[latent tartan]

Like Georgetown professors make fun of GW :(

[wise sierra]

i-

[silver yoke]

yeah it def is to an extent, but GW actually has a higher CS ranking

[wise sierra]

GW the BU to Georgetown's Northeastern.

[solid coyote]

If ur a baddie ed2 to neu with me. If ur not a baddie do it anyway 😍😍

[wise sierra]

this is true

[safe moss]

Nah bestie 😔💔 ain’t no way

[silver yoke]

• it's like two metro stops away from Amazon's new HQ2

also that's another perk

GW gives free public transit passes

[solid coyote]

Ok, had to give it a shot

[silver yoke]

the fact that northeastern doesn't for the T is wild

[latent tartan]

“If you’re a baddie” what is going on 💀💀

[safe moss]

Ur mum x

[solid coyote]

Bro this is the practice range

[silver yoke]

because there are two stations right on campus, it would be so convenient

[solid coyote]

Im training my rizz

[earnest loom]

We have to set u up

[solid coyote]

Fr fr

[latent tartan]

🤯

You need rizz training

[safe moss]

Rizz blowing us all away xx

[solid coyote]

Yea

Drop some w rizz guys

[safe moss]

icl i don’t know anything about this school 💀

[solid coyote]

Ima put in down in my notes and use it later

[safe moss]

Started showing demonstrated interest yesterday 💪😗

[earnest loom]

We should have rizz orientation

[latent tartan]

I thought a girl named Siena at my school was into me and I was gonna make a move then she started dating someone for a year

[safe moss]

Rizzentation

[solid coyote]

Show some demonstrated interest in me 😍😍

[latent tartan]

Not bad not bad

[solid coyote]

Thats w rizz dont lie

[silver yoke]

I have a go to pickup line from something I saw online a couple years back

It's the shark attack one

[safe moss]

Couldn’t be me😔

[solid coyote]

Mf whats the shark attack one

Share it !!

[latent tartan]

Demonstrated rizzterest?

[silver yoke]

wanna play shark attack

[solid coyote]

Sure bae

[latent tartan]

No

[safe moss]

Sure

[solid coyote]

Zebra stfu im getting rizzed up

[latent tartan]

Who tf would say sure to this

[silver yoke]

i eat you and you scream 😈

[safe moss]

Me.

[silver yoke]

it's so lame lmao

[safe moss]

Shark rizztack

[latent tartan]

Vore 🥹

[solid coyote]

Oml frick me please

Hop in this vc 😩😩

[safe moss]

This word just reminds me of traumatic my little pony images

[earnest loom]

I only know one pickup/joke

[safe moss]

I know zero so that’s more than me

[latent tartan]

I’ve accidentally become best friends with like 3 people I’ve liked in the past 2 years 🥶🥶

[silver yoke]

anyone wanna play the lion game

[solid coyote]

Dw abt pickup lines when u got me shawty 😍😍

[latent tartan]

Yea I’ll play

[solid coyote]

U just like me twin 🤞🤞

[silver yoke]

ok you lie down

[solid coyote]

DAMN!

Me next

[earnest loom]

NO

NOT USING THAT ON GIRLS

[signal pebble]

Dude for real.

[safe moss]

EXCUSE ME

[earnest loom]

I ban it

[silver yoke]

lmao

[solid coyote]

Guys thats literally a good line?

[safe moss]

If you use that irl I’m praying for u x

[signal pebble]

I find George Washington University more valid than Boston University, though.

[cinder spear]

bro i have the best pickup lines

[silver yoke]

I'm barely talking to girls irl wdym

[wise sierra]

definitely

[cinder spear]

app i had this whole convo w this one girl abt killing ourselves tgt

[earnest loom]

Girls want a guy that doesn’t immediately revert to sex tho

[cinder spear]

and she always brings it up now like oh yea we gotta set a time

[latent tartan]

Idk what you mean that’s literally god tier rizz?????? Wdym she ran away when you said that???

[signal pebble]

Boston University is mid as hell.

[wise sierra]

might just have to pull out the putdown line for this one

[signal pebble]

Look at this guy?????

[silver yoke]

this building is sick ash

[solid coyote]

Sex isnt even real lmao. If it was real it woulda happened to me atleast once by now

[wise sierra]

yas

[earnest loom]

Cutie

[safe moss]

Real but sex jokes can be funny

[solid coyote]

What school

[signal pebble]

I like this guy better okay

[silver yoke]

gw

[latent tartan]

If boobs are real how come I have never seen any in my entire life?

[signal pebble]

Damn.

[earnest loom]

He looks sweet

[solid coyote]

Where they at!?!?

[silver yoke]

Probably where I'll go because they give a shit ton of merit and NEU doesn't

[earnest loom]

Gw is cool

[signal pebble]

Yeah yeah fr

[latent tartan]

Hmm are we clogging up the northeastern thread with this awesome conversation

[signal pebble]

My friend, and @wise sierra’s friend, pauliticks went to GWU 😍😍 it was pretty

[earnest loom]

Good

[wise sierra]

pauliticks is pretty

[silver yoke]

who's gonna stop us though

[wise sierra]

wait i misread that

whatever

[safe moss]

As we should

[signal pebble]

💀

okay then

[wise sierra]

bro you concerned about this #1050794343247654952

[silver yoke]

NEU and GW are sister universities

[earnest loom]

Guys I get final grades back tomorrow

[signal pebble]

Please join!!! It’s dying ☹️

[wise sierra]

YES

[signal pebble]

Good luck!

[earnest loom]

Also y’all r surprisingly cool

[signal pebble]

Yo Northeastern do you have finals tm again??

[safe moss]

Is that the same as amherst

[signal pebble]

no u

[earnest loom]

Thx pres 😏

[signal pebble]

No different

[signal pebble]

yes yes 👏

[solid coyote]

Guys apply to rice

Idk anytning abt the school but it seems sick

[cinder spear]

no

[signal pebble]

No I hate Texas.

[cinder spear]

nerd school

[solid coyote]

Wtf guys

[signal pebble]

Texas is bad.

[solid coyote]

Texas good

[signal pebble]

Massachusetts is better okay

[solid coyote]

Cowboys yee ha

[signal pebble]

I want my Maura Healey not Greg Abbott

[earnest loom]

Emory is sick

Rice isn’t

[safe moss]

IVE ALWAYS REALLY WANTED TO GO TO TEXAS

LINE DANCING

[latent tartan]

RIZZZ GUYS WE DID IT W W

[signal pebble]

Why

[silver yoke]

w rizz

[solid coyote]

LETS GO TOGETHER MOMMY

[safe moss]

LIKE FOOTLOOSE

[silver yoke]

rizzeastern university

[latent tartan]

What is happening