UChicago (2022-2023)

[calm stirrup]

real

shotgunned t20s because all are need-blind

[slate flume]

I did some excericse and shit to sleep (cuz I have my math exam and I can’t risk it)

[full pagoda]

i'm hoping for a waitlist minimum tbh because it means they saw something in me + other schools might 🥹

[slate flume]

seems to be working im drowsy

cya all later, gonna open it 3 hours after it drops

[calm stirrup]

it would be cheaper to go to HYPSM+ instead of a state school or OOS -_-

[full pagoda]

i have play practice and at the very end of play practice i have to open it

[clear frost]

im sleeping bruh I already have a full ride idk why im even stressed over this derelict crime-riddled institution

[full pagoda]

RIGHT

[sharp pulsar]

yea i dont think it means anything definitively

[calm stirrup]

bro got 9a chill chill

[mental rivet]

Portal astrology

[mighty hinge]

IS PORTAL ASTROLOGY ACCURATE

[calm stirrup]

this is my first decision 🙏

[clear frost]

not a bug i think. Seems pretty definitive. Anyways goodnight and good luck everybody.

Remember getting rejected from uchic means not dying from a gunshot wound into your junior year

[calm stirrup]

no one can be sure

[calm stirrup]

uchiraq

[lilac bridge]

we are not doing portal astrology

[sharp pulsar]

^^^^^^

guys i have the waitlist thing but i am going to not speculate and not do astrology

[full ginkgo]

gl cbse peeps!

[sharp pulsar]

it is possible

[lilac bridge]

i'll ping a mod to lock this thread if you start w the portal astrology

[mighty hinge]

same (im coping)

[sharp pulsar]

LMFAOOO

REAL

[warped river]

real

[full ginkgo]

oh fuck here we go again

[delicate bone]

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[mental rivet]

GUYS

[full pagoda]

r u a gemini or a pisces

🥹

[mental rivet]

If your ping time to UChicago’s website is 119ms, it means you’re waitlisted. If it’s 120ms, you either got in or got rejected! 🗿🗿🗿

🤡

[lilac bridge]

neither <3 im a scorpio

[mental rivet]

Graduating early

[full ginkgo]

damn nice!

[mental rivet]

Thank you, thank you

We need a role for that low key 😂

[full ginkgo]

uhh Nontrad?

[lilac bridge]

wait omg nice

gl on uchi!!

[mental rivet]

Yeah I have that but I get questions about the junior role a lot 🤔

[full ginkgo]

ah right

[mental rivet]

Thank you, I can’t wait to be humbled. To you as well (?).

[sharp pulsar]

guys im so upset tho like they ruined my first rd decision experience

[full pagoda]

gl baguette boy

[lilac bridge]

nah i got rejected in ed2 after getting deferred in ea

its all good tho it's just the road to barnard 💪

[warped river]

wait why??

[lilac bridge]

wait why

[sharp pulsar]

LOL im like joking

but on the chance that the waitlist form does mean i got waitlisted

then i dont have the fun of like

opening up a decision letter

its ok

its ok

mit next week

staying strong

staying grounded

[calm stirrup]

меньше знаешь, лучше спишь - the less you know, the better you sleep

[lilac bridge]

mit better than uchi anyways

[full pagoda]

caltech tomorrow 😍😍

manifesting it so hard

[calm stirrup]

manifesting yale ong

the only thing that bugs me about the whole process is that i got 0 emails from unis

i guess i sent everything in time

and nothing was missing

[lilac bridge]

all the big stem schools omg good luck!!

[austere stag]

dude this is so good i love it

[sharp pulsar]

my friend said

my rdginity was lost in an underwhelming way

💀

[mental rivet]

Thank you thank you

[calm stirrup]

i read that as rdignity

but okay

[mental rivet]

Ah nah UChicago L for sure

[restive pike]

PLS FAM yall scaring me

[sharp pulsar]

so if this is true ive gotten deferred from harv and waitlisted at uchi

💀

[restive pike]

"too young to know it gets better" ppl

[sharp pulsar]

can they just make up their minds

like

[restive pike]

istg

[sharp pulsar]

the whole idea of college decisions is to make decisions!!!!

[restive pike]

facts

[sharp pulsar]

i be like

so excited for college decision postpontments!!

[daring steeple]

cant wait to not know where im going!

[lilac bridge]

meanwhile, colleges deferring en masse:

[teal gulch]

Darn, I have that form as well on my application. But, I was expecting a flat out rejection because I spent 15 mins on the awful essay I submitted.

[restive pike]

is not making a video profile a disadvantage?

[lilac bridge]

well, i know people who got in ED with & without it

[mighty hinge]

ik a kid who got in EA without one

[mental rivet]

They say it isn’t, but since they’re all about yield rates, I imagine it doesn’t look good that you didn’t take the time to make a video (coming from someone who didn’t make a video).

[quasi ermine]

I just used the same video for Brown and UChicago lol

[teal gulch]

Does anyone how many many students get waitlisted?

[restive pike]

so technically for RD, its better to have one

cuz yield rate

[restive pike]

thats smart

[restive pike]

most do

[ashen violet]

bruh wtf stop the portal astrology PLEASE

[daring steeple]

Fr

Like lmao

[restive pike]

i dont think they are referring to the portal here

[sharp pulsar]

me too

i just cropped it down for uchi

[daring steeple]

No

EVerything before

[lilac bridge]

they're not i think

[lilac bridge]

wait did you get into uchi ea

[ashen violet]

I meant earlier

[daring steeple]

No

Deferred

[lilac bridge]

didn't you get into berkley too (if im wrong im so fucking sorry wkfbej)

[daring steeple]

Yeah

[ocean mortar]

this is the last astrology i will do but you're a good litmus test. do you have the withdraw or not

[lilac bridge]

portal astrology since decisions aren't out yet

[ashen violet]

that is portal astrology

[lilac bridge]

stop talking abt portal astrology

[ashen violet]

ok can y’all please stop this is a lot of effort to delete all this shit

[past tree]

Moderating going wild!

[charred vine]

what time does it com out

[calm stirrup]

4pm cst i think

[charred vine]

das wild

[daring steeple]

Yeah 4

[ashen violet]

fuyu called and they said 5 cst but I thought it was 4

[calm stirrup]

2 am for me 💀

[lilac bridge]

4 CST for ea & ed

[charred vine]

Imagine gettin in

[calm stirrup]

real real

[modern sable]

1:30 for me

[calm stirrup]

ivy day will be 4 am 💀

[modern sable]

3:30 am 🤩🤩🤩

Imma open them on 3:33 lol

[lilac bridge]

congrats !! & gl on uchi rd

[daring steeple]

Thanks, praying lol

[celest path]

hello

[past tree]

Wanna reiterate this

[tender pasture]

3 hours

😀😀😀

[modern sable]

I have practice tomorrow morning ion wanna stay up to see a rejection
continues to watch college reactions and day in the life @ UChicago vids

[tender pasture]

i hv candidate weekend tmrw LOL

[modern sable]

It's not the weekend here so I also have to go to work😭🤦🏻‍♂️

[tender pasture]

omg where r u

call off work

[modern sable]

Iran

[tender pasture]

take day off

[modern sable]

Why though

[tender pasture]

rest? idk

[modern sable]

I need the money 💀

[tender pasture]

how is it not weekend

[modern sable]

Thursdays and Fridays are the weekends here

[tender pasture]

that cool

we used to hv fridays and saturday as weekend

[modern sable]

Where

[tender pasture]

then last yr changed to mon-fri

uae

[modern sable]

Saudi Arabia?

[tender pasture]

no dubai ig

[modern sable]

Oh cool we're close

[tender pasture]

very close

[modern sable]

I think I've been to Dubai when I was a kid I don't remember 💀

[tender pasture]

HAHAHA

im like 1 hour away from dubai

[modern sable]

Oh I have a competition in Dubai in June ig

I just remembered

[tender pasture]

thats so cool

what comp

[modern sable]

If the government gives us a permit though 💀

[modern sable]

BJJ

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

[tender pasture]

thats so cool

i tried doing karate when i was 7

lol

[modern sable]

Yeah I hope they let us go and compete

[tender pasture]

inshallah

[modern sable]

That'd be cool

Oh which style?

[tender pasture]

would be an awesome trip

dude idk 😭

[sharp pulsar]

damn it

so its 6pm est

then

[modern sable]

What no😭

[tender pasture]

no 5

[sharp pulsar]

but chloe said they said 5 cst

which is 6 est

[tender pasture]

its 5

what

[sharp pulsar]

oh ok nvm

[lilac bridge]

in the past it's been 4pm CST aka 5pm EST

and by "in the past" i mean it was 4pm CST for both EA/ED1 & ED2 this year

[celest path]

Its 5cst

Someone called and asked

[calm stirrup]

naaah why 3 am 😭

[tender pasture]

im not staying up till 3 am tf

[lilac bridge]

just sleep

it'll be there in the morning

[celest path]

^

[tender pasture]

no thats even worse

fuck it ill stay up

uc davis is also 3 am

[calm stirrup]

real

[craggy night]

could always sleep and set an alarm for 3am

[celest path]

^

[craggy night]

if you can manage to fall asleep LOL

[celest path]

Idk why ppl r so big on opening it immediately

Like yeah if u can why not but dont go out of ur way

Its not like its gonna change

[craggy night]

Ig the suspense is just too much

[celest path]

True but thats me with ivy day

Like why yall gotta wait ao long

[craggy night]

fr

[daring steeple]

what time?

[desert torrent]

aghhhhhhhhhhh

[celest path]

5cst

Ish

4/5cst

Smth like that!

[lilac bridge]

i might just block off ivy day to be super happy or super depressed bc i think im getting at least 3 decisions back that day

[celest path]

Yeah i have 3 ivy plus berk

Idk my spring break is march 18 to april 3

So

It kinda covers most of my remaining decisions

Lmfao

[lilac bridge]

mine's 25 to 3rd so im contemplating turning off my phone entirely the whole trip (im going on vacation)

[celest path]

Ah

Maybe

[sharp pulsar]

wait

so theyre not all coming at the same time

just like

rolling out in the afternoon

[celest path]

Idk

They didnt announce anything

Ik someone called and they were told 5cst

But i dont have concrete proof of that

[sharp pulsar]

got it

oh well

it hardlt matters lol

[modern sable]

Ok I'm doing 200 push ups for each rejection I think it's better to start now rather than at 2-3 am

Well I might get waitlisted though

Imma wait

[foggy cedar]

I dont have a withdraw option

Accept or Reject. We will see.

[gentle maple]

They should all be coming at 5pm est

They’ve never done rolling

[celest path]

Well

The withdraw button being gone is probably cuz

Lots of schools r like

If its x time before decisikn u cant withdraw

[mighty badge]

hm mine isnt

[tender pasture]

does it actually mean im waitlistd if withdraw option is there

[celest path]

No

It doesnt

😭

[hard flame]

😭

[tender pasture]

uhh

[celest path]

Yall cant just wait

The three hours

Like goddamn

[tender pasture]

no

[celest path]

💀

[delicate bone]

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[tender pasture]

oop

[mental rivet]

My thoughts exactly

[celest path]

Next people who say the withdraw link means smth to their decision gets warned.

Cuz i cba

[tender pasture]

lol ok

[mental rivet]

The withdraw button is actually a loyalty test placed in the portal by the Ivy League AOs. Sacrifice to the gods!

(pls don’t warn me)

[trim karma]

imagine withdrawing ur app rn 💀💀💀

[mental rivet]

ikr

no like

i bowl for fun

that’s like getting 11 strikes and then throwing it in the gutter instead of going for a perfect game

or if you’re like me, you can never get than many strikes… 😔

[sharp pulsar]

its prob just 5pm bc they said late afternoon

est

anything later is like

not afternoon anymore

[mental rivet]

they gotta get out of the office so they don’t have to listen to the bitching parents

[sharp pulsar]

exactly!

although idk anyone who would be upset at uchi rd rejection

like

its the 4th round

LOL

[trim karma]

how do they even have spots left

[tame grove]

they dont have much

but we playing the fun lottery

[trim karma]

“fight to the death for 100 spots to compensate for our yield”

[tame grove]

hunger games: uchicago rd edition

what you can use is dependent on our essays! or something

idk im gonna go eat some food and then worry about this for no reason

[trim karma]

new essay topic

[tender pasture]

just ordrd mcdonalds

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[tame grove]

ill suggest it if i get in

[signal marten]

When does it come out?

[tame grove]

nah ill grab some snack

[tame grove]

not confirmed, but supposed 4pmcst/5pmest due to previous releases this year

[tender pasture]

2 or 3 hrs

[tender pasture]

😐

[tame grove]

bro like i have food those delivery fees gotta go to uni tuition 😭

[tender pasture]

hm makes sense

where do u live

mcdonalds delivery is like 3 ish dollars

but when i went to london for winter break everything was 15 pounds

for delivery

its interesting how delivery is diff everywhere

[hexed loom]

what time does it release

nvm

i scrolled up lol

[celest path]

4 or 5 cst

[calm stirrup]

4 or 5pm cst

[hexed loom]

thx

[modern sable]

Please can they release after this serie A game

Not later I mean

[safe wagon]

Going in with no hopes

[pallid gale]

i'm so scared ☠️☠️☠️ it's like... I do understand that it will be a rejection why am I still scared 😭😭😭

[raw bear]

hi im not applying here but doing a wellness check

[frail cedar]

when it coming out

20 min??

[past tree]

1 hr 20m is the earliest speculated time

4 PM CST

[pastel dawn]

I love you

[raw bear]

i love u 2

my mommy didnt let me apply to uchicago

[pastel dawn]

)))): why

[calm stirrup]

bless us with 4pm plox

[raw bear]

chicago

[pastel dawn]

Real

[teal mauve]

Anyone wanna play games

[austere stag]

UCHI

YAY

im abt to get rejected

[safe wagon]

My prediction is a waitlist

[ashen violet]

my prediction is rejected 🥰

[safe wagon]

I promised buying all my friends Starbucks if I got in

So essentially they’re not getting Starbucks

[distant onyx]

i'll also get rejected

[ashen violet]

I’m pretty sure I promised someone $1k

[safe wagon]

LMFAO

[ashen violet]

oh wait nvm that was for UVA

[distant onyx]

i didn't submit the video portfolio ):

[safe wagon]

i will actually sob on the floor if I got in not because I’m in love with the school but because it’s the equivalent of being god

[distant onyx]

i should've done that at least

[safe wagon]

Neither did I

But a bunch of ppl here who got in didnf

Didn’t

[distant onyx]

OH

nooo pls don't give me hopes

i already feel sad

[sharp pulsar]

i dont know a single person who has gotten into uchi rd LOL

[distant onyx]

life is bad as it is

[sharp pulsar]

i mean ik someone waitlisted who got in after

but thats it

[ashen violet]

Same

[lilac bridge]

i think my friend last year got in rd

or it might've been ed2 i dont remember

[distant onyx]

it's surprising to see a lot of people who didn't submit videos

interesting really

[safe wagon]

Were they cracked

[lilac bridge]

yes

[sharp pulsar]

its prob bc not many kids submit vids

bc

its a lot of effort

i had fun w mine tho

it was like

[safe wagon]

is uchicago a stats heavy school or do they care more about ECs and essays

[sharp pulsar]

a comedy skit

kinda

[distant onyx]

it is a lot of effort and i wasn't even at home at that time

[sharp pulsar]

i just did it in imovie

[distant onyx]

i was in france and basically was looking after a disabled kid ):

[distant onyx]

aww i'm sure they'll love it

[safe wagon]

Cuz like my ECs def carry my app

But I went test optional so I’m prob screwed

😀

[sharp pulsar]

probably neither

like

[distant onyx]

i forgot i was test optional

[sharp pulsar]

theyre t10

they care about everything

[safe wagon]

Yeah true

[full pagoda]

i submitted my 34 but my ecs and gpa are lacking

[distant onyx]

my gpa should be fine but i've never seen anyone like me get accepted

as an international

this whole process is so weird

[ashen violet]

SAMEEEE

[distant onyx]

it's always the private college kids from here

[full pagoda]

GIRL YOUR ECS ARE AMAZING 😭

[daring steeple]

Is it out??

[safe wagon]

Should I have submitted my 1450

[full pagoda]

no i don't think

[ashen violet]

did I tell you them

[full pagoda]

i think you elaborated on some

i don't remember

[ashen violet]

maybe

my ECs are kinda mid

or at least compared to the ppl at my school

[full pagoda]

you have 1000+ service hours don't you 😭

[rose falcon]

wut time uchi

[ashen violet]

yeah 2000+

[rose falcon]

aint apply for a friend

[sharp pulsar]

5pm est

should be

[ashen violet]

4 cst we think

[sharp pulsar]

yea

[rose falcon]

aiit ty

[lilac bridge]

i have news for you

[sharp pulsar]

in 55 min

[ashen violet]

what!

[lilac bridge]

according to the cds, uchi loves volunteer hours

[ashen violet]

YESSSSSSSS

good to know

[sharp pulsar]

slayed

uchi 27

i bet

[lilac bridge]

i remember taking a look at it waiting for ed2 cus i had some volunteer stuff too

but if u have 2000+.... they'll rlly like that

[sharp pulsar]

what was ur ed2 decision

[ashen violet]

wait idk if they got my resume

could we upload resume

I can’t remember

bc it was only on my resume

I think

oops!

[lilac bridge]

uhhhh you could have maybe? i dont remember

[ashen violet]

I’m gonna check

[lilac bridge]

there mightve been smth in portal to upload it

[ashen violet]

they were so cute when I emailed them about dropping AP lit

very nice to me

[calm stirrup]

my cat came in to support me

he's purring very loud

[foggy summit]

we all manifesting the 1% rd rate today guys 🙏

[calm stirrup]

healing me for when i get rejected

[distant onyx]

i'm listening to my sad rock songs already lmaooo

cats are always so supportive

love them

[calm stirrup]

he hasn't been this supportive in a long time

but he's getting old

[distant onyx]

how old is he

[calm stirrup]

10

[daring steeple]

hi

[crystal marsh]

When does Chicago come out?

5 or 6 EST?

[calm stirrup]

in 45m or 1h45m

[crystal marsh]

Gotcha

Thanks

[limber gazelle]

!uchicago

[ashen violet]

I hope it comes out at 4 cst I’m tired of waiting

[calm stirrup]

agree

[ashen violet]

actually y’all check at 4 cst so I can prepare myself and not be the first one lmk ty

[calm stirrup]

1:15 am currently

[distant onyx]

my grandma is waiting with me instead of sleeping

those decisions better be out in 45 mins

[calm stirrup]

37

[spice garden]

manifesting for y’all

[marble wind]

they should be out then, thats when they came out for EA and all last year

and goodluck to everyone!!! rooting for you all

[austere stag]

this is gonna be my first t10 waitlist

[limber gazelle]

Cope

[glacial silo]

Good luck

[calm stirrup]

1st decision (:

after this every friday

[craggy night]

an end-of-week treat, every week?

[celest path]

Ill check at 5 for u chloe

🙏

Well

32min

When u get hone

Home

[calm stirrup]

pretty much

[faint mesa]

is today early decision II or regular decision release?

[marble wind]

RD

[faint mesa]

Ah

good luck to everyone who applied then

[unreal anvil]

Is it coming out in 30 min or 1h 30 min? I live abroad so daylight saving time and different time zones confuses me

[full pagoda]

it can be both because the time was never listed

[unreal anvil]

I see. Thank you!

[full pagoda]

so it might be in 30 or in an hr 30

[mighty hinge]

EDII was 5 pm est (30 min) but you never know

so yea

[craggy night]

For all we know it could not even be on an even hour.

[austere stag]

wait

did i say waitlist i mean rejection

[marble wind]

ED/EA this year and all of last year was in 30 min

[austere stag]

fucj it dude i’m sleeping

it’s 1:30 am

i can’t be asked

[mighty hinge]

no bro Chicago will know

This is the final test fr

[austere stag]

econplusdal is coming tmrw i’m so excited (big econ tutor if some of u know him)

he’s coming and talking at our school

[full pagoda]

OOF i lost the waitlist form just now

so it meant nothing i guess

[austere stag]

RIP

WHAT

RORM

WHAT

U HAD WAITLIST FORM?

I DOSNT HAVE

I GOT REJECTED NOOO

[full pagoda]

wat

how does it mean you were rejected

???

[calm stirrup]

хахахахахаха

[austere stag]

the portal astrology is crazy

[full pagoda]

it means nothing

[calm stirrup]

the astrology was a troll

[austere stag]

i predict all of 6 people will get into UChi RD from this thread

no clue who but there will be exactly 6 acceptances from ppl here

[calm stirrup]

poll after

[past tree]

Shut up da hell up Chloe ion wanna attend ur bum ass school

[austere stag]

LMFAO

[calm stirrup]

:DDD

[slender estuary]

The portal astrology was going wild earlier

[mighty hinge]

LMFAOOO

PORTAL ASTROLOGY TAKING A FAT L

[distant onyx]

what are you guys even talking about

[limber gazelle]

Same

[distant onyx]

i don't understand

[limber gazelle]

Gg

So funny bro

[mighty hinge]

BRO

[signal marten]

Good luck everyone!

And if you don’t get in remember that uc hicago is such a bad UC it isn’t even ranked among them

[silk flare]

Lol bro

if 6 get in

its literally crazy

no way

[mighty hinge]

we got a skewed sample though

of relatively top kids

[silk flare]

unless the dean's children and grandchildren are all in here

[flat magnet]

You guys are recording right?

[austere stag]

dude they accept NO one RD

[silk flare]

Uh yeah exactly

6 is too many

[austere stag]

and

but

[ocean mortar]

I think we got like 5 from the early round lol

[silk flare]

we are not getting 6 acceptances

[austere stag]

we have some CRAZY applicants

[flat magnet]

Or make a google meet 💀 for love reactions

[austere stag]

here

[ocean mortar]

edii maybe like 3

[silk flare]

💀

exactly bro

[austere stag]

U GUYS WANNA ALL JOIN VC

AND OPEN IT THR

[silk flare]

no fukin way

[austere stag]

TGT

[distant onyx]

did they release it

BRO

[austere stag]

no

22 mins

[mighty hinge]

inshallah

[austere stag]

acc idm it’s like 1:38 am here

[distant onyx]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO EXCITED THEN

[mighty hinge]

portal astrology was just proven wrong

[distant onyx]

what astrology...

[flat magnet]

Damn same TZ

[lilac bridge]

omg shut up about the astrology

[calm stirrup]

real real

[past tree]

Shut up da hell up Chloe ion wanna attend ur bum ass school

[mighty hinge]

aero(astro)

[lilac bridge]

?

[past tree]

A2C meme https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/lc6c5t/ok_so_i_thought_this_was_a_bot_and_sometimes_i/

[austere stag]

shut up chloe ion wanna attend ur bum ass school (i love chicago uchicago and garrett’s popcorn please)

[calm stirrup]

ahahhahahahha

:DDD

[austere stag]

also UCHICAGO > NU FUCK THE OPPS

[calm stirrup]

evanston probably safer

UChiraq thoo

[austere stag]

EVANSTON IS SO CUTE

i went for CTD when i was 11

it was o nice

but no

chicago solos

i’d spent my week on campus weekend in elgin with my family

[warped river]

i rly just want to get my decision

[calm stirrup]

T-Minus 15 minutes (:

[distant onyx]

me too

i'll accept my rejection and then go to sleep

[teal gulch]

I hate that I’m 99% certain it’s a waitlist, it takes away the fun in opening it.

[safe wagon]

nah def not 6 ppl from this thread getting in

prob like 1-3

[mighty hinge]

Why are you certain

[distant onyx]

6 is a lot

[full pagoda]

keep in mind people here are from a statistically biased sample of people

[teal gulch]

I can’t say due to the server rules.

[hard sentinel]

i will be driving home when it releases

maybe i don’t need to drive in the highway lane lines

[safe wagon]

that’s true but idk still a stretch cuz there’s approx 300-350 spots left

[hard sentinel]

true passion to the jersey slide

[distant onyx]

maybe don't drive

[trim karma]

vivek are you a junior or senior?

[austere stag]

is it to do with a competition often associated with how fast an individual can run in comparison to his peers

[faint mesa]

when does it come out?

The decisions?

[teal gulch]

I’m a junior.

[mighty hinge]

5 pm est probs but we don’t know for sure

[trim karma]

comes out in an hour to two

well

[oak trench]

13 min!

[austere stag]

WHAT 💀

[trim karma]

13 min to an hour

my bad

[austere stag]

I SWEAR IT COMES NOW

[trim karma]

lol

[austere stag]

yeah

[trim karma]

lololol don’t mind me

[celest path]

Its either 5pm est or6 pm est

Someone called and got told 6pm est but the 5pm est is projected from past decision releases

[oak trench]

It came out 4 pm CT for the last 3 years my friends

[austere stag]

took a hard L Uchicago

whatever gfs boys

it’s out

rip

[trim karma]

HUH

[austere stag]

(kidding just made u all have a heart attack)

[mighty hinge]

BRO

[trim karma]

💀

[mighty hinge]

FUCK UOU LMFAO

[trim karma]

banned

[calm stirrup]

naahhhh

[austere stag]

LOL

[calm stirrup]

hasdhashdsahda\

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banning

[austere stag]

sorry calypso

NO SONT BAN

THIS DISCORD IS MY PERSONALITY MOW

[limber gazelle]

💀

[calm stirrup]

blasting Ye songs manifesting Chicago rn

[trim karma]

i’m nervous for y’all and i didn’t even apply 🥱

[austere stag]

IM NOTHING WITHOUT IT

[tame grove]

i am deadass not ready for this 💀 💀

[austere stag]

calypso

are the real one

stuck on ogygia

[past tree]

Me with yall and caltech tomorrow

[trim karma]

yes

LOL

[austere stag]

literally

[sharp pulsar]

mines not out

[trim karma]

🧍‍♀️caltech

[austere stag]

omg i actyally had a crush on her 💀💀

[tame grove]

ill check once yall say its out 😭

[past tree]

WHAT 💀

[trim karma]

what

i’m confused

[warped river]

10 more mins for my rejectionnn

[austere stag]

dude the character was the biggest hoe in the series but i loved her sk

[austere stag]

percy jackson reference…

[woven narwhal]

hey everyone here take a deep breath

[austere stag]

i’m hoping

[trim karma]

OH

[austere stag]

you’ve read it

…

[trim karma]

lolLOL

[calm stirrup]

This says a lot about society.

[austere stag]

YK THE ONE LEO ENDS UP W or am i speaking a different language

[austere stag]

honestly does

[jagged ocean]

No, no. You'll be fine

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💀💀 bro said percy jackson reference mentioning GREEK MYTHOLOGY

[austere stag]

LMFAOOAOAOA

[trim karma]

😭

[austere stag]

:(

[trim karma]

i got it tho

[austere stag]

i don’t pretend

to know

[trim karma]

i was a percy jackson kid

[austere stag]

greek mythology

[tame grove]

i am so confused 😭

[austere stag]

outside of

percy jackson i used to

[uneven maple]

decisions come out in 10 minutes?

[warped river]

it ok i got deferred ea from them so i’m fine

[austere stag]

k loved aesop’s fables and stuff

[warped river]

probs

[tame grove]

possible

[austere stag]

but like i forgot everything and just remember the novels

[trim karma]

i get it i get it dw

[signal marten]

Oo

[ashen violet]

TY

TY

[austere stag]

pls don’t ban yay

[finite echo]

wags tail

[austere stag]

don’t wanna go to your bum ass school anyway

[finite echo]

snuzzles

[signal marten]

What

[calm stirrup]

bro what 💀

[austere stag]

idk

i saw someone say it

and it honestly helped me@cope

whatever

[calm stirrup]

not you

[finite echo]

rawr

[austere stag]

rejection becomes such an ego thing

my ego hurts

like it bleeds

[mighty hinge]

Guys if I don’t get in I was yield protected

Ong

[finite echo]

wags tail nervously waiting for decision

[austere stag]

from the northeastern rejevtion

[austere stag]

u might be right

why did northeastern reject me

[faint mesa]

wait is it out or no?

[trim karma]

https://tenor.com/view/maidboy-maidoutfit-catboy-gif-19324672

[austere stag]

was i that trash

[austere stag]

calypso what the fuck dude

[mighty hinge]

guys my Ed school yield protected me fr

[calm stirrup]

massive Copium supply

[trim karma]

quirky

💀

[austere stag]

sounds legit

[mighty hinge]

ong

[austere stag]

UVA CO’27

[jagged ocean]

People who get in, please PM me

[trim karma]

nah that is the physical embodiment of uchicago

[austere stag]

dude i have no personality

[faint mesa]

is uchicago out or no?

[mighty hinge]

why

[warped river]

not yet

[austere stag]

fuck is the college gonna see

[calm stirrup]

just adapt the personality of patrick bateman

easy

[mighty hinge]

your absence of personality is personality in itself

[ripe tangle]

@austere stag you are my inspo fr, my role model

[jagged ocean]

I want to congratulate y'all and give you access to the UChicago discord server

[signal marten]

Just a reminder that no decision can define you

And I’m proud of you all

[flat magnet]

5 mins

[mighty hinge]

based

[finite echo]

each school has their own discord server?

[trim karma]

remember rd has like a <1% acceptance rate

[tame grove]

most do

[craggy night]

shhhhhhh

[austere stag]

hank you

[trim karma]

don’t be sad over a <1% acceptance rate

[austere stag]

thank you

[spice garden]

lmao the chicago 27 discord server is pretty dead ngl

[mighty hinge]

Give us the coupon after

*copium

[austere stag]

can i have

[trim karma]

99% are gonna be rejected 💀

[austere stag]

an invite

i’ll storm it

[ocean mortar]

where fun goes to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[woven narwhal]

Hey if someone has an official link to decision time I'll pin it <3, otherwise chillax about the time it comes out

[austere stag]

at least i’m normal in this circumstance

[trim karma]

gl y’all!!

[flat magnet]

• UC hicago is where the fun dies 😭

[austere stag]

4 mins :D

[tame grove]

i thought i was looking forward do it but now i dont

[tame grove]

its only speculated iirc

[austere stag]

bro this is lowkey the worst UC campus ngl

[rose falcon]

lmao

Goodluck yall

[distant onyx]

i lost my excite

[marble wind]

just popping in here to say this, i’ve said this a few times but

if you get in: congrats and celebrate!

if you don’t get in: it’ll be okay and you’ll end up where you need to be. promised

no matter what: you’ve worked long and hard to get where you need to be. you are a living, walking W and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise

[spice garden]

fr

[rose falcon]

i withdrew my app

[signal marten]

Also lowkey it’s in such a bad area

[distant onyx]

tf did i just write

[finite echo]

is anyone going on vc?

[austere stag]

no

i love chicago with all its flaws

[mild rose]

how do you get into uchicaog ea but straight up rejected mit ea

genuinely curious

[near temple]

anyoen know

[marble wind]

i am the antithesis of math

[safe wagon]

Why am I getting nervous for a simple rejection

[near temple]

what time it comes out

today

[safe wagon]

In like 3 mins

Supposedly

[tame grove]

or in over an hour

[finite echo]

im ngl i feel like what mit is looking for is the opposite of what uchicago is looking for

[near temple]

😮

[calm stirrup]

2

[mild rose]

yes but mit rarely rejects ea

[near temple]

I thought itd be at least 3 hours

lets fucking go

[safe wagon]

Maybe my essay was so raw they loved it

[trim karma]

y’all sure it’s in 2 min?

[safe wagon]

Raw in the sense I wrote it the day it was due

😘

[distant onyx]

my essay was about rickrolling

[calm stirrup]

either in 2 min

or 1h2m

[tame grove]

i mean, one way to find out 😭

[safe wagon]

My essay was a therapy dupe

[warped river]

🙏 2 min

[tame grove]

chad

[distant onyx]

i hope they had such a good laugh that they decided to admit me

[safe wagon]

YASSS REJECTION TIME

[rose falcon]

watch it not be 2 mins

[sharp pulsar]

my waitlist thing disappeared

[tame grove]

make it one LMAO

[sharp pulsar]

they changed their minds fr

[signal marten]

Good luck everyone!!

[sharp pulsar]

rejection time

[distant onyx]

oooh one min

[restive crescent]

preparing

[lilac bridge]

good luck everyone

[flat magnet]

Seconds left

[austere stag]

guys

life is short

[marble wind]

gl!!

[tame grove]

NATALIE

[pastel dawn]

Good luck everyone!

[signal marten]

I’m so incredibly proud of you no matter what happens

[lilac bridge]

MIGHT

[finite echo]

dang

[safe wagon]

YAS good luck guys

[flat magnet]

YOLO

[finite echo]

are yall nervous?

[lilac bridge]

MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT GOOD LUCK

[finite echo]

im nervous for yall ngl

[rose falcon]

lol

[tame grove]

😭 THANK U

[distant onyx]

might be a stupid question but

[teal gulch]

I’m excited to get my first waitlist

[finite echo]

good luck yall fr

[austere stag]

guys. life is short. spend as much time as u can arguing with strangers on the internet and fuck uchicago. we all hate it anyway

[distant onyx]

where do i even see the

status

[signal marten]

Every single one of you will end up somewhere incredible. Undoubtedly.

[craggy night]

amen amen

[lilac bridge]

it'll pop up

[spice garden]

application portral

[pastel dawn]

hs junior moment

[lilac bridge]

when you log in

[austere stag]

YAY USC

[ocean mortar]

it changed to a thank you message

[signal marten]

I truly believe that

[distant onyx]

oh okay then

[finite echo]

make sure to make a visit to oblock if u get into uchicago

[signal marten]

Good luck everyone ❤️

[spice garden]

its like "an update has been posted"

god luck all!

[austere stag]

good luck guys

[distant onyx]

nice i'm still in the right place

[mighty hinge]

Real

[austere stag]

love you all

[distant onyx]

thanks

[tame grove]

gl lmk if its there

[craggy night]

Waitlisted.

[austere stag]

even if i don’t see you all again

it’s been so cool

knowing u all

[trim karma]

it’s out?

[ocean mortar]

yeah rejected lmfao

idgaf

[rose falcon]

out?

[daring steeple]

good luck yall!

[distant onyx]

i lowkey don't want to see it

[trim karma]

out

[craggy night]

Mine's out

[tame grove]

its out?

[glacial silo]

It's out

[glass onyx]

WL

[ocean mortar]

nah dont hug react me i didnt even want to go here LOL

[tame grove]

sending love im gonna check mine

[glacial silo]

WL

[full pagoda]

WAITLIST!!!!

[pastel dawn]

I removed my reaction

[lilac bridge]

cj join the "i dont even want to go here thank god" crowd

[brazen pumice]

Its up

[calm stirrup]

The Admissions Committee has carefully reviewed your application to the University of Chicago. After much consideration, I regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the Class of 2027. This year’s applicant pool was one of the strongest in the University’s history. In light of this, we were unable to offer admission to every worthy applicant.

ez

[sharp pulsar]

waitlisted

[distant onyx]

LMAOOOOO

[celest path]

Is it out

[sharp pulsar]

why do they waitlist so many

[celest path]

Or is it in an hr

[modern sable]

Rejected

[sharp pulsar]

did u get in?

[spice garden]

out

[ocean mortar]

i've been in it

[celest path]

Oh

[distant onyx]

rejected

[faint mesa]

did anyone get in?

[trim karma]

I didn’t apply 💀💀💀💀

[warped river]

rejected

[rose falcon]

did ANYONE het in 💀

[distant onyx]

wow

[lavish shuttle]

waitlist

[safe wagon]

rejected

[fringe magnet]

wailisted

[distant onyx]

straight up rejected bruh

[restive crescent]

waitlist ;//

[pastel dawn]

nobody got in I guess

[flat magnet]

Damn

[trim karma]

<1% acceptance rate

remember

[flat magnet]

Bloodbath!!

[pastel dawn]

uchi’s gonna be 0% this year

[proud ember]

^^

[pastel dawn]

wait seriously

[cerulean geode]

waitlisted 😭

[trim karma]

Yes

[distant onyx]

i did not write that damn rickrolling essay for that

fucking hell

[mild rose]

i thought its 2% rd

[pastel dawn]

that’s insane

[austere stag]

dude

[trim karma]

they filled up 65% of their class ea and ed1

[tame grove]

got my rejection </3

[loud whale]

essentially the same lmao

[glass onyx]

dyk how many get waitlisted

[safe wagon]

A lot

[signal marten]

Think about the fact that like

[austere stag]

waitlisted ffs

[mild rose]

apparently >50%

[austere stag]

literally

everyone waitlisted

[pastel dawn]

A ton it seems

[signal marten]

10 in 1000 people get in

[lilac bridge]

NOOOOOO

[signal marten]

Rd

That’s INSANE

[full pagoda]

actually 50%?

[warped river]

a lot of ppl fr

[signal marten]

100 in 10000

[ocean mortar]

bum ass school

[loud whale]

fr

[quiet kraken]

fr

[pastel dawn]

uchi boycott

[distant onyx]

i didn't want them anyway

[safe wagon]

NATALIE DID U GET IN

[tame grove]

i mean it was expected right? at this point its just :(

[distant onyx]

😎

[safe wagon]

did anyone get in

[daring steeple]

ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH

[ocean mortar]

no

[distant onyx]

so nobody got in???

[stark urchin]

damn

[ocean mortar]

not one 😹

[distant onyx]

WHO SAID 6 PEOPLE WOULD GET ACCEPTED

[loud whale]

proof?

[near temple]

jk waitlisted

[tame grove]

LMAO

[loud whale]

bruh

[spice garden]

LOL

[trim karma]

🧍‍♀️

[calm stirrup]

okay next please

🙂

[woven narwhal]

I got waitlisted

[tame grove]

hold on i gotta change my name

[ripe tangle]

what 3 mins I gotta go home to open mine !!!

[daring steeple]

DAMN WAITLISTED

[stark urchin]

uchicago rd is fr brutal bruh

[daring steeple]

YALL MFERS UP RNN

[clear sluice]

flat rejected lmfao

[stark urchin]

rip

[austere stag]

MY FRIEND GOT IN

[daring steeple]

good job!!

[tame grove]

congrats to them!!

[ocean mortar]

ugh this is so boring i just want my brown decision

[silk flare]

Waitlisted

[teal gulch]

I used up all my high speed data and am stuck at 2G, I can’t load the portal 😂

[rose falcon]

same

[celest path]

Dman no ones getting in

[rose falcon]

rip

[spice garden]

unique scenario of hell

[daring steeple]

anyone in??

[brazen comet]

Did anyone get in?

[trim karma]

no

[tame grove]

no one yet

[trim karma]

💀

[fallen heron]

only someones friend

[tame grove]

😭

[fallen heron]

thats it

[foggy summit]

rejected

[lilac bridge]

how abt u jae

[foggy summit]

gg

[mild rose]

uchicago is a scam

[celest path]

I didnt check yet

[gentle slate]

I GOT WAITLISTED

[celest path]

I have to walk my dog

[gentle slate]

OMGG

[distant onyx]

fr

[gentle slate]

😭💕☺️☺️

[celest path]

And check the mail

[fallen heron]

your fun would go die there anyway dw

[celest path]

😭😭

[gentle slate]

i’m soo happyyy

[teal gulch]

Yup, as expected, I got waitlisted.

[last mantle]

did they waitlist a lot of people?

[brazen comet]

YAY

[trim karma]

anyway guys. #1053460847122464798 better channel 🥰

[austere stag]

My friend got in but he applied for math

[woven narwhal]

React to this message:
✅ accepted
💤 waitlisted
❌ rejected

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come join the fun!