UChicago (2022-2023)

[vernal junco]

true

[alpine sun]

W

[broken mason]

I don't know why you feel the need to press these low acceptance rates in our faces

[vocal eagle]

@lilac bridge be confident in your application because you worked very hard and i dont want you to get into a deferral mindset

its best to prepare yourself for the worst

[broken mason]

like what exactly are you trying to accomplish here

[vocal eagle]

but you're a very very strong applicant and don't let people tell you you're gonna be deferred

[onyx sedge]

Prove a point that ED round takes 80% of their admitted students

[vernal junco]

yeah idk why we need to even talk about these rates

no point when we've already applied

[vocal eagle]

pandora did u ED

[alpine sun]

It is what it is

[lilac bridge]

biscuit, from the bottom of my heart, you're one of the best people i've met here on A2C and you're so sweet & i love you

[onyx sedge]

Biscuit is lowkey the best

[vocal eagle]

😭 😭 this is very very nice of you thank you ))):

[broken mason]

cuh yes busicet

[vernal junco]

damn you just changed this entire thread to wholesome

W

[vocal eagle]

i just dont like people picking on each other unnecessarily

thats that gap year vibe

[onyx sedge]

Natalie gets a star

[vocal eagle]

🌟

[onyx sedge]

⭐ !

[vernal junco]

hopefully an acceptance too in a few days ⭐

[onyx sedge]

Yess

Please

Everyone, give Natalie a star so that comment can get on the starboard

[stone cosmos]

for all of us i hope

[onyx sedge]

It would be epic if we all got in

[vocal eagle]

how do you get on the star board haha

[alpine sun]

Stars

[onyx sedge]

By getting comments with lots of stars

[vernal junco]

fuck statistics, all of us getting in 100%

[onyx sedge]

Star this comment

[stone cosmos]

i think at the end of the day, all of us are gonna where we'll be happy.

[vernal junco]

you should be fine

[stone cosmos]

and it'll all be okay

[vernal junco]

it's only optional

[vocal eagle]

nah no way

[alpine sun]

Video can only help

Not doing it doesnt hurt

[vernal junco]

bro are you trying to murder someone lmao

[stone cosmos]

they don't defer that much. thats what my regional ao said

[alpine sun]

Its just a way to share cool shit

[gray geyser]

real there’s no point in reading the stupid acceptance rates we already applied it’s just gonna psych everyone out

[alpine sun]

Or express yourself

[onyx sedge]

Video doesn't hurt, but it does show demonstrated interest and a different side of you

[alpine sun]

Acceptance rate is always 50%, you either get in or you dont fr

[gray geyser]

real

[stone cosmos]

we will all be okay.

[vocal eagle]

my bf keeps saying this to me LMAO

anytime i doubt myself

[alpine sun]

Yeah probs do that before paperwork

[vernal junco]

100% of the time, all accepted students get in

[alpine sun]

When you get in

[alpine sun]

Unless they die or sum 💀

[vernal junco]

true, 99% then

[alpine sun]

1 in a 100 💀💀💀

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

[stone cosmos]

should i get off discord, reddit n tiktok until wedns

[onyx sedge]

There's probably atleast one each year

[gray geyser]

do you think there are kids who got in off the waitlist because the person who was gonna go died

[onyx sedge]

Probably for your mental health yea

[vernal junco]

they need to lower accepted count if too many get in and they don't have enough rooms

how else do they do it?

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO maybe

Yea

You didn't enroll

[vernal junco]

I wonder what would happen if all students get in and commit but die, would the yield rate be negative then?

[alpine sun]

Lets find out

[lilac bridge]

thats so nice omg 🥺🥺

[stone cosmos]

too much negativity fr

[vocal eagle]

ill take one for the team

[vernal junco]

let's drive down the yield fr

[lilac bridge]

APOC I LOVE YOU 😭🤍

[gray geyser]

when i visited uchicago the dean of admissions said he could murder everyone in the incoming class and replace them with waitlist kids and no one would notice

so i think they’d just do that

[lilac bridge]

oh same

[vernal junco]

as one does

[vocal eagle]

have yall visited the campus

[broken mason]

nope ☑️

[vernal junco]

ye, it's insane

[gray geyser]

yeah i did a fall visit day

[vernal junco]

it's so nice in the summer

[alpine sun]

🤨

[vernal junco]

if he hears you say that he's going to replace you with someone on the waitlist

and guess what'll happen before

[gray geyser]

tbh he was very entertaining to hear talk

[vocal eagle]

These are from when I visited over the summer

so gorgeous but it was sooo hot

[gray geyser]

the libraries are insane

[vernal junco]

ye

fr walking down that one pathway with all the old buildings was so good

[alpine sun]

The campus is the perfect combo of gothic and modern

[gray geyser]

yeah it’s similar to northwestern in that way

[vernal junco]

that's almost exactly like a sentence I used in my essay lol

[vocal eagle]

the architecture is styled after oxford and cambridge

so cool

[vernal junco]

I remember our car was right next to the medical school

shit was cool

we parked outside of obama's house

[alpine sun]

Bros on a watchlist

[gray geyser]

for what

[vernal junco]

nah his house is on uchicago

like his old one

[lilac bridge]

yes

[alpine sun]

Wait obama taught law

[lilac bridge]

very pretty

[alpine sun]

Wtf

[daring steeple]

Who’s filming a reaction video Wednesday?

[vernal junco]

what's your favorite area?

[gray geyser]

i will

[vernal junco]

maybe? not for release tho unless accepted

[alpine sun]

Not trying to record the most traumatic moment of my life

[vernal junco]

probably not going to share it anyways

[alpine sun]

🗿

[daring steeple]

How did you not know this ☠️

[vocal eagle]

LMAO

made me lol

[vernal junco]

ye

[lilac bridge]

i actually do not remember bc so much has happened since then 😭 but i loved the stained glass in the church (?) where they held the start of the fall visit thing

[vocal eagle]

not going to record me throwing up and dying on camera

[vernal junco]

ye that area was cool

[lilac bridge]

the last time i filmed a reaction video it did not go well, i am not doing that again

[vocal eagle]

These Are My Last Words.... I Was Rejected...

[vernal junco]

Change da world

[lilac bridge]

my columbia vid is dead silence for 30 sec, then i say "yeah no" and turn it off

[daring steeple]

Tbh, Columbia did you dirty

[vernal junco]

lmfao waht

[lilac bridge]

thank you 😭 i read my supps over again today tho and they were not great so i'm not surprised they rejected me

[gray geyser]

i wanna put that “now i got you in my space, i won’t let go of you” audio everyone uses over it but right before the beat drops it cuts to silence as i go “i got rejected 😐”

[vernal junco]

is your name Joe

[vocal eagle]

lol

[alpine sun]

I saw this

Ss on reddit

A while ago

😈

[vernal junco]

ye I searched it up as well

[alpine sun]

You fool this is a server full of terminally online redditors

Bold of you to assume we havent seen it

Lol

[daring steeple]

How long did you guys spend researching for your why us?

[alpine sun]

1 hour

[gray geyser]

one sitting

oh

BSHEUBEBE

[alpine sun]

I just searched for stuff i was alr interesred in

And connected it

[daring steeple]

I scrolled to the very bottom of all of their social media pages ☠️

2016 was not a good year for them photo-wise

[gray geyser]

yeah i mean i had been to open house like two or three weeks prior so i didn’t have to do a Ton of research

[lilac bridge]

uh like 1 hr

[daring steeple]

Valid

[lilac bridge]

im gonna be honest i just open the catalog and talk abt a course

actually

no

i spent so long researching scav

bc scav is fucking cool

[gray geyser]

i just kinda opened the website for the department i’d be studying in and wrote some bs

[vocal eagle]

technically ive been researching for 4 years LMAO

according to my essay

[gray geyser]

and i also talked about some activities

[alpine sun]

In 3rd world countries

And connected it to my research paper

[daring steeple]

My last line for my why is SO corny. I’m sorry Mr. Ramos

[alpine sun]

OH ALSO THERES A MOSQUE WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME LMAO

I WROTE ABOUT THAT

[vernal junco]

not too long, just searched through their website for medicine related stuff and brought up a ton of programs

[gray geyser]

i wrote about their model un conference

[alpine sun]

They have a decent debate team right

[vocal eagle]

im watching jerma985 instead of writing essays

i shouldve wrote my essay about jerma

[alpine sun]

Bro my essays are not extra special like some of these online ones im scared of that

Like im not a gargoyle

[lilac bridge]

the thing that makes me so sad is that

[vernal junco]

I'm just watching stone ocean tbh

[alpine sun]

Does it get good?

[gray geyser]

MUN is probably the standout of my resume so i connected the opportunity to be staff on their MUN conference to helping kids get interested in global affairs and be confident typing back to my personal statement

[broken mason]

do any of you farts check your application portal multiple times a day?

[vernal junco]

haven't watched it since college apps

[gray geyser]

the only not bs part of my essay

[vernal junco]

it gets so fucking good

[alpine sun]

No

[alpine sun]

What part

[broken mason]

damn

looks like its jsut me

[alpine sun]

Im on the baby part

[vernal junco]

like of the season?

[alpine sun]

Ye

Lowk i got put off on it because its in florida

[vernal junco]

what episode is that again

[gray geyser]

i think so and their model un team is like the best in the country for collegiate conferences afaik

[daring steeple]

I wrote about the core, the Swahili professor, MSCAPP, and food at UChic

[vocal eagle]

what is this about

[gray geyser]

yeah i also talked about the core

[alpine sun]

Hows the food

[daring steeple]

This seems mentally taxing

[vocal eagle]

is it jojo

[vernal junco]

it's from jojo's bizarre adventure, and the entire show is just wild

[vocal eagle]

oh i jsut saw ur message

[vernal junco]

ye

[gray geyser]

the food is good apparently they have a panel twice a quarter to discuss how dining is going

[alpine sun]

This aint it

💀

[daring steeple]

Wtf is that white stuff

[gray geyser]

well…! the broccoli looks good, i guess!

[vernal junco]

I can only assume mashed potatoes or bread or someth lmao

[daring steeple]

I didn’t write about it being good, just that it’s unlimited freshman year

[gray geyser]

the strawberry toast and omelette in the bottom right corner looks nice

idk about the rest

[vocal eagle]

omg ive heard the breakfast is so yummy

i <3 breakfast

[daring steeple]

What’s your fav breakfast food?

[lilac bridge]

i just kinda lived my life for the last 4 years, sure i focused a lot on academics but thats cus my parents wanted me to keep my grades up, i did some ECs like speech for college (bc i would have had Nothing Else) but i never actually cared much abt them, i work for the money, and some graphic design on the side, but i never did any of the "excellent" "competitive" ECs other people did. i feel like i shot myself in the foot for competitive colleges by just living my life and that makes me so fucking sad bc i want to go to these places! but i didn't want to kill myself with ECs i didnt care abt i just wanted to live and i'm so worried i'm gonna get rejected from selective schools bc of that

[gray geyser]

i wrote about the number of cafes which i recognized was probably a cliche but i was tired and wanted to finish my essay

[lilac bridge]

sorry that was depressing

[alpine sun]

HUH

[gray geyser]

A SCREW???

[vocal eagle]

fuck i really like a good spicy breakfast scramble but lately idk why ive been really liking pancakes with like a berry sauce on them

[lilac bridge]

A SCREW?

[vocal eagle]

my kinda food 🤤

[vernal junco]

I searched up made in heaven and I think I might have been spoiled but idk

I'm speculating what happens now

[gray geyser]

this is so real i just kinda did what i wanted to do and i’m realizing it’ll never have been enough

[vernal junco]

luckily I'm only like 2 episodes off so it's not a big deal

[alpine sun]

Do you perhaps suffer from an absence of melanin?

[vocal eagle]

actually i do

fun fact

[alpine sun]

Oh 💀

[vocal eagle]

i have a bad iron deficiency and i figured it out bc i used to like

crave rocks

LMFAO

and id faint a lot

[vernal junco]

I've heard it's a bad thing if you like ice

is that a thing

[gray geyser]

crave ROCKS???

[vernal junco]

because I like ice at times

[gray geyser]

so you would go out and like wanna eat some pebbles

[daring steeple]

Honestly, you shouldn’t feel bad about living your life now rather than later. We’re never guaranteed tomorrow, and whether you get in or not you can still look back on teen years well lived, not a lot of people who apply to high level schools can say the same. And at the end of the day, the Uni you go to doesn’t define your success.

[lilac bridge]

yeah like now that it's too late to change anything i'm realising i shot myself in the foot 😭 like maybe i shouldve just taken the misery of 4 years

[vocal eagle]

this is the realest thing ever

[alpine sun]

Mf saw that one story about stone soup and was salivating 💀

[vocal eagle]

mmmmmm...

🤤

[lilac bridge]

you've been so so supportive ever since i started talking in this channel and that really means a lot to me, so thank you so so much for these kind words ❤️

[vocal eagle]

natalie i think we're all really protective over you LOL

[gray geyser]

it’s also annoying cuz we missed ~2 years of ecs so there’s stuff i would’ve been able to start things earlier or get more exposure to stuff but other people with access to more resources were unaffected by that

[broken mason]

I'm don't have these competitive excellent Ec's, but I did sacrifice a lot of aspects of my highschool life for academics, and I can honestly say it wasn't really worth it

[gray geyser]

like even if i wanted to start a non profit or something, i don’t have the resources for that… but some people do and they’re the ones getting in and it’s like ughhhhh

[broken mason]

We really only have 30 something years of our life of youth, 25 if you cutoff youth earlier, and 4 years is a ton

[daring steeple]

Yeah! I really hope admissions officers still consider the impact of the pandemic. Freshman and sophomore years are so fundamental and we just had them ripped away

[lilac bridge]

i truly love you all so so much like all of this support makes this process so much easier and just 😭❤️ like you all are amazing !!! you're all so sweet and kind and supportive and wonderful and if uchicago can't see that in any of you then that's their loss, because all of you are some of the best people i've met

[gray geyser]

yeah half the stuff on my resume i started in 11th grade

and like it’s not that i wouldn’t do it for 3+ years i just couldn’t

[broken mason]

I would say its definitely more worth it to live in the present than chase a more lucrative future

[daring steeple]

Same here. I used to spend every night studying until 1AM and I’m still over here equally stressing about college.

[gray geyser]

but some people have packed resumes even despite that and idk it’s just a little disheartening

[lilac bridge]

i KNOW like someone at my school got into georgetown & one of the ECs he had was "starting the student chapter of [company]" AND ITS HIS DAD'S COMPANY

[lilac bridge]

ME TOO

[broken mason]

I don't wanna be old and rich and realize I lived an empty life of grind

fill it with experiences 💯

[vocal eagle]

i really hope we have a lot of acceptances

[daring steeple]

The cap smh

[gray geyser]

you guys all deserve it fr

[lilac bridge]

frfr i hope we all have the best wednesday ever

[daring steeple]

I just don’t wanna get rejected but if I’m being honest getting deferred would be just as bad because then I have to do so many applications 😭

Sometimes I think it’s really cruel that you could’ve been rejected before holistic review and they just keep you waiting

[alpine sun]

I would feel bad if i got in tbh. So many much more qualified homies got rejected or deferred this past week

[brazen comet]

i hope i get in uchicago EA

[vocal eagle]

this is so real

[alpine sun]

Not me prewriting my letter of continued interest 💀

[gray geyser]

fr my best friend got deferred by georgetown and is heartbroken and i would feel so bad if i got into uchicago

[vocal eagle]

this is genius i should do this

[daring steeple]

That’s a thing?!?

[gray geyser]

the decisions come out at 5:00 and you have yours sent by 5:02

[tacit charm]

Intl needing aid here, just hoping that UChicago either reject me & let me go for the LACs already promising generous aid or accept me with enough aid... (sorry first post outta nowhere)

[daring steeple]

Wait what do you include in this letter?

[broken mason]

bruh

no

[tacit charm]

yield prolly

[brazen comet]

what time does uchicago decesions come out

[broken mason]

don't manifest a deferral

[gray geyser]

i have like very little updates for them

[daring steeple]

Maybe 3-5pm,

[broken mason]

Please for the love of god shut up about yeild

nobody wants to hear taht shit

[daring steeple]

For real

It’s so negative

Class of ‘23 is built different, just let things play out

[gray geyser]

“hey bestie nondorf please let me in i did more model un in the meantime between submitting and now”

yield doesn’t even look like a word anymore

[daring steeple]

Automatic acceptance

[gray geyser]

do you think dean nondorf would appreciate me calling him bestie

[daring steeple]

When I went to tour, I went to that spot where it echos, and as I yelled “I’ll get into UChicago” he walked by.

[alpine sun]

Call him dorf

[daring steeple]

For sure. Call him nonon too

[alpine sun]

I heard he likes that

No cap

[vocal eagle]

Ultimate manifester

[daring steeple]

What’s crazy is I didn’t even know about UChi until this summer. Before this I was going to REA Harvard 😬

[vocal eagle]

I’m so nervous for Wednesday but I’m really excited to see which of you guys get in

Even if I don’t get in lol I’m really excited to see you guys get in

[gray geyser]

i think i could get deferred but def not in

[daring steeple]

Nah, I’m going in with the mindset that I’ll get in just because I want it really bad

[lilac bridge]

honestly same

[vocal eagle]

This is kind of me too

[lilac bridge]

i'm hoping i get in bc then the number of essays i write will drop in half

[daring steeple]

I mean I started praying again because of Wednesday haha. Facing Mecca and everything

[lilac bridge]

i'd only apply RD to 3 schools if i got in

but if i don't get in. miserable fucking week

[broken mason]

college admissions has students doing the most random shit to calm themselves down

I was considering eating an entire tub of icecream

[vocal eagle]

Not to be full of myself but I feel like I’m the perfect applicant for uchicago but I might get a reader who doesn’t like my vibe lmfaooo

[broken mason]

your shit is gas 🔥

[lilac bridge]

realistically i'm going in expecting a rejection

[lilac bridge]

you have the uchi vibe !!! i really really hope you get in

[vocal eagle]

This is very very sweet thank you ):

[gray geyser]

for me uchicago is my only hard reach school, i’m not applying to any more schools 🙏 i’m probably gonna go to one of my target schools and i’m okay with that!!

[daring steeple]

It’s for real random because I’m not even Muslim. But a lot of my friends are and they managed to pray us out of our CS final so…if Allah is doing favors now what’s the harm

[lilac bridge]

this isn't putting myself down or anything i just think the readers may not think im the right fit

[broken mason]

dude I get you

[vocal eagle]

It’s definitely smart to go in not expecting much

[broken mason]

I'm not christian but I was thinking about my sins

[lilac bridge]

yeah i didn't do that for columbia and that was humbling so i'm going in expecting a rejection for everything now

im not getting humbled by AOs again i'll do it myself!

[daring steeple]

The amount of good mojo I’ve put into the world this past month and half is WILD. It better come back to me

[broken mason]

felt this on a different level

[gray geyser]

real

[broken mason]

I been on my best behavior just to get my karma up

[lilac bridge]

me

[vocal eagle]

i want to get in so bad i could cry hahaha

[daring steeple]

It’s too the point that I’ll do dishes without being asked just in case not doing them would be seen as unworthy of luck to the universe and I get rejected

[broken mason]

bro

Its funny cus I was just talking about this with someone else

🤣

[gray geyser]

volunteering to walk the dog to get extra points

[daring steeple]

My mom LOVES application season

[broken mason]

nah cus our neighorhood had luminaries like 1 week ago

and I was curious if I could light a popsicle on fire

and I accidentally burned down the luminary

I felt so terrible and guilty about it

I almost turned myself in

[daring steeple]

Confess before decisions

Just to be safe haha

[broken mason]

😭

I would but idk who to confess too

[daring steeple]

Just pick a religion. That’s what I did

[gray geyser]

picking a pagan religion

[vocal eagle]

what is a luminary

[gray geyser]

sorry for my sins hades

[broken mason]

they basically do this for all the roads in my nieghborhood

its a paper bag with a candle in it

[lilac bridge]

did you do it tho

[gray geyser]

AND YOU BURNED IT DOWN?:?:)

[broken mason]

yeah i burned one of them down on accident 😭

I didn't talk to anyone else for the rest of that night

[gray geyser]

oh just one? psh that’s fine

[broken mason]

I was reflecting on my actions

[gray geyser]

how noble

[broken mason]

My bad I meant the stick

and yeah It caught fire it was dope as shit

I lit some leaves on fire too

[gray geyser]

it turns out cheap wood catches on fire

[broken mason]

🧠

[vocal eagle]

this dude is an arsonist

[broken mason]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-cat-mochi-and-goma-gif-21150171

[alpine sun]

I was considering becoming a decent person for good karma

[gray geyser]

did you decide against it

[daring steeple]

Considering?

How bad do you want to get in?

[broken mason]

nah the level of fucking stress that Was brought upon me for accidentally seting that luminary on fire was something I nevber wanna experience again

[alpine sun]

Yeah

[gray geyser]

real

[broken mason]

if I ever commited any major crime there would not have to be any investigation lol

I would probably guilt trip myself into turning myself in within the week

[daring steeple]

If Argentina wins tomorrow, I know Wednesday will be good for me

[gray geyser]

if argentina loses and i get rejected this will literally be the worst week

[daring steeple]

Real

[vocal eagle]

what time is the final tomorrow

[daring steeple]

9:00 CST

9:00 AM

[lilac bridge]

suddenly becoming religious

about to start praying every night

[vocal eagle]

have yall seen uchicago BITE

its super cool

https://uchicagobite.com/

[onyx sedge]

What?

Send us

Thanks

[vocal eagle]

student run culinary magazine

[onyx sedge]

Wait, that's so cool

I love that

[vocal eagle]

i know its super duper cool

[gentle maple]

MIT brutal with the rejections

💀💀

[vocal eagle]

That’s harsh LOL

[onyx sedge]

That's the right way to do it

If you're gonna defer a fuck ton of students and most won't make it in, then just deny some

[gentle maple]

Rather than deferring you, we want to be upfront with you, so you can focus on your other college options

[gray geyser]

that’s so harsh but also like at least it’s up front

[gentle maple]

they still did defer 8k/12k applicants

[onyx sedge]

Give the ability to focus on other applications. I like it

[gray geyser]

i don’t wanna get deferred just to get rejected yk

[onyx sedge]

That's what makes it so hypocritical imo. If your goal was to actually accept your deferred applicants, then defer far fewer

[lilac bridge]

didn't apply MIT but i respect that they said

Rather than deferring you, we want to be upfront with you, so you can focus on your other college options

[gentle maple]

only 3k rejected out of 12k

685 admitted

[lilac bridge]

better than dragging people along tbh

[gentle maple]

and 500 withdrew applications

[vocal eagle]

Wow holy shit that’s nuts

[lilac bridge]

^ rejecting ppl they know they won't take

[lilac bridge]

jesus

[onyx sedge]

That's horrible

[gray geyser]

like if i get deferred i'll still do a LoCI but i'm just gonna tell myself i took the L

[onyx sedge]

Wtf

[lilac bridge]

like personally i'd rather be rejected by a college if they know they don't want me than be deferred & dragged along

[gentle maple]

LoCI??

[lilac bridge]

letter of continued interest

[onyx sedge]

Exactly

[gray geyser]

like maybe the LoCI is just a fun little closure activity for me 🥰

[lilac bridge]

basically gush abt the school & update them on ur accomplishments in the hope they take you

[daring steeple]

Some of these colleges are players

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO TRUE

[lilac bridge]

like damn even tho i don't date i'm still getting played

[onyx sedge]

They trying to sleep with everyone and then drop them the next day, not trying to actually commit to anyone

[vocal eagle]

If I don’t get in I’m gonna do something drastic

[gray geyser]

real how do i get no play with schools or girls

[gentle maple]

people on reddit making jokes like thats what happens at a college with majors light in english and psych

[vocal eagle]

Like uhhh

Idk cry

Throw up

[daring steeple]

REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD

[vocal eagle]

If we get in how do we tell each other

[onyx sedge]

Bars

[vocal eagle]

Do I like

Post in the celebration

[onyx sedge]

#✨-celebration-station

[vocal eagle]

And y’all will see it? Haha

[lilac bridge]

yeah i'll be checking

[onyx sedge]

I will see it

I'll also DM some of you guys

[lilac bridge]

honestly if any of you get in, feel free to ping

[gray geyser]

if i get in i'm celebrating here and the celebration area

[vocal eagle]

Should I open my decision at work on Wednesday

[onyx sedge]

I open my decision at a meeting I'm fucking supposed to lead lol

[lilac bridge]

actually no. if you get in, it's mandatory you ping me so i can celebrate you & gush about you bc you all deserve it

[onyx sedge]

I'll try to remember everyone I have to ping

I'll just ping everyone who voted on that poll

Lol

[gray geyser]

i think we're the only school on wednesday so it should be easy to find everyone in the various channels

[vocal eagle]

I want the uchicago scarf they send to accepted students

[onyx sedge]

Yea, it's just us

[onyx sedge]

Wait, we get a scarf?

[vocal eagle]

they send a big accepted box

and there’s a cute embroidered scarf in there

[onyx sedge]

That'll go perfectly with my jacket (I already have a scarf for it, just need another one)

[gray geyser]

bruh that's nicer than what i've gotten for my other schools

one's acceptance letter didn't even have like a "you're in!" folder it was just in the big envelope

[vocal eagle]

Like this stuff it’s cute

[onyx sedge]

Do they get it in the day of acceptance?

Or later?

[lilac bridge]

ok no i cannot look at any vids of those or i Will Hope and i CANNOT hope

[vocal eagle]

Nah a little while later I think

[gray geyser]

probs later

[onyx sedge]

I want to wear it to school the day after I get accepted

[lilac bridge]

i want a hoodie to flex

[vocal eagle]

Someone got it in January

[gray geyser]

if you get in you're probably on winter break no?

[onyx sedge]

No

[lilac bridge]

and also bc hoodies are useful!

[onyx sedge]

I'm not on winter break until Friday

[gray geyser]

i want a cute crew neck

[lilac bridge]

damn i have a half day wed but i'm skipping

oh same, crew neck or hoodie

would be useful

[vocal eagle]

I want to serve at work in a uchicago crew neck

Serve like

💃

[gray geyser]

my dad has like a uchicago windbreaker it kinda serves

[dusk holly]

where?

[vocal eagle]

Im not a server

[daring steeple]

The video makes me want to get in even more

[onyx sedge]

It's in pins, but I'll reply to it for you @dusk holly

[daring steeple]

I want a letter from my AO

[vocal eagle]

Me too

[alpine sun]

I want to meet my AO

she was being mobbed at my school gathering so i couldnt ask her anything

💀

[daring steeple]

What state do you live in?

[gray geyser]

omg me too

yeah

[alpine sun]

nice

[vocal eagle]

I love nova

[daring steeple]

When I googled my AO, I was surprised

[onyx sedge]

Nova?

Ohh

[vocal eagle]

Northern Virginia

[gray geyser]

northern virginia

[alpine sun]

I feel like ive given too much info anyone can figure out my hs 💀

[gray geyser]

like dc suburbs

[vocal eagle]

I love Alexandria

[mild rose]

tj?

[vocal eagle]

I spent some time there

[gray geyser]

please tell me you're not a tj kid

[onyx sedge]

Y'all could definitely doxx me if you had the inclination

[alpine sun]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-monkey-look-and-leave-yikes-monkey-look-and-leave-gif-14895670

[mild rose]

LOL

[onyx sedge]

It wouldn't be that hard, my insta is public too

[vocal eagle]

LMAOO

[gray geyser]

BYE

[mild rose]

knew it

[vocal eagle]

Magnet school

Lawl

The amount of times people recognize each other in here

Is SO funny

[gray geyser]

i'm not gonna totally doxx myself but i will say i'm in fcps that's all

[mild rose]

has it really happened that much

[vocal eagle]

It’s happened another couple times in this channel alone

[mild rose]

o

wow

[onyx sedge]

Literally knew each other well too

That's why it was funny

[lilac bridge]

omg

[alpine sun]

I spied a few other custom mech ppl here

[lilac bridge]

i literally. ran into a classmate. on this server.

[alpine sun]

which is funny because they give no inclination they are a hs student

[lilac bridge]

idek HOW they knew it was me but they def knew who i was bc they named our shared class period & everything

[vocal eagle]

Oh my god that’s terrifying 😭

[gray geyser]

i found my best friend here i didn't even know she joined

like i was in another college thread like "oh hi"

[warped river]

omg i just read the messages from the ea chance discussion 💀 bro

also i love it when ppl on here figure out theyre irls

[onyx sedge]

Y'all should fill out my chanceme form

[alpine sun]

One time i found a server with like 5 entirely different groups i was involved in

[onyx sedge]

Speaking of chancing...

[vocal eagle]

Do people think you’re gonna get into uchicago so far

[alpine sun]

where is it

[warped river]

wait link it again

[onyx sedge]

Oh

[warped river]

also imma make one too pls fill it out!!

[onyx sedge]

It's getting deleted

[warped river]

oh

[alpine sun]

dm

[onyx sedge]

What the

[mild rose]

separate the link

the .com

it wont get auto deleted

[onyx sedge]

https://forms.gle/5GqCEaRESRZxRABg7

[mild rose]

was it ed or ea though

[onyx sedge]

I'll let you know when I have more opinions

ED

[alpine sun]

aight done

I'm by no means an expert tho 💀

[lilac bridge]

your pf is so strong holy shit

[onyx sedge]

Really?

I thought it was kinda mid

My grades kinda suck

[lilac bridge]

i am not a good judge but your ECs holy shit

[onyx sedge]

Thank you :)

[warped river]

frr

[lilac bridge]

esp the business

[warped river]

wait im so sorry im so bad at this

[gray geyser]

a 3.8 is not bad omg

[onyx sedge]

Compared to you all 💀

[lilac bridge]

trex no offense but thank god we're in separate pools bc i stand no chance next to you

[mild rose]

😭

[gray geyser]

i have a 3.7 shhhhhh

[lilac bridge]

p sure urs is higher than mine

my school ranks on a diff scale but

[onyx sedge]

Awws, thank you so much!

[gray geyser]

hoping my course rigor will kinda cancel out my low ish gpa

[warped river]

fr you guys are so amazing

[onyx sedge]

Y'all are so nice about this stuff, thank you

[daring steeple]

Dude’s chance me makes me wish I did the video

[lilac bridge]

i mean it's all true, why wouldn't i say it

and if uchi doesn't take you then they're stupid and don't understand what a great person they're missing out on

[gray geyser]

do you guys think 15 IBs and 8 honors will make my 3.7 seem a little better 😟

[vocal eagle]

Real

[daring steeple]

Definitely

Wait, 15 before senior year?

[onyx sedge]

Definitely

[gray geyser]

15 including senior year but 7 last year and 2 sophomore year

[onyx sedge]

7 last year, holy shit

[gray geyser]

and IB is only offered junior and senior year basically

[daring steeple]

Damn. Talk about grind

I thought I was out here putting in the work

[onyx sedge]

Yea, APs are basically only offered for us Junior/Senior year

[gray geyser]

i mean one was theatre

[onyx sedge]

Kinda frustrating

[gray geyser]

but the rest were actual classes lol

[daring steeple]

Wait, what’s your GPA scale?

[lilac bridge]

holy shit

wait lemme count my APs

[onyx sedge]

What's the total?

[warped river]

bro my school only offers 4 before senior year 💀

[lilac bridge]

13 APs counting sr year

[daring steeple]

14 for me

[lilac bridge]

ap scores are 5 5s, 1 4, 1 3, 1 2, 1 1

[gray geyser]

slayyyy omg we are grinding

[warped river]

damnn

[onyx sedge]

If I take an AP that covers multiple actual APs (Micro and Macro econ for example) does that count as one or two APs?

[warped river]

ive gotten all 5s on mine but theyre all humanities ones so far

[lilac bridge]

i have the entire range 💀

[lilac bridge]

i counted as 2

[onyx sedge]

I'm at like 9 APs by the end of senior year then

[gray geyser]

1 to 4 but we only display weighted GPA on our transcripts so to get the UW you'd have to recalculate

[lilac bridge]

i wouldve gotten a 5 on whap if i actually had it in a normal year

[warped river]

omg whap fr was insane online

[daring steeple]

Ours is out of 6. Kinda annoying tbh

[lilac bridge]

my gpa is 4.833 UW, 5.778 W

[daring steeple]

Woah

[gray geyser]

mine is 4.222 weighted

[daring steeple]

What’s your rank

[lilac bridge]

we don't rank

[daring steeple]

Dream school tbh

[gray geyser]

mine neither

[broken mason]

I have an atrocious AP score record

Who has a 2 in apush here 💯💯💯

[lilac bridge]

my AP score record was awful before jr year

[alpine sun]

weighed?

[daring steeple]

Literally same. Who has 2 in Chem?

[alpine sun]

I only have a 3.9 weighed 💀

[lilac bridge]

i have a 2 in whap

[gray geyser]

i took one AP sophomore year and got a 3

[onyx sedge]

Y'all check that last post in #✨-celebration-station lmfao

[broken mason]

Any AP score that isn’t stem I have less than a 5 in

[alpine sun]

HOW 💀

[gray geyser]

UW

[vocal eagle]

My school only had 3 aps and I took 2 bc I didn’t wanna take spanish

[vocal eagle]

Me asf

[broken mason]

I did fine on my stem APs but holy I got shredded in gov, apush, AP Lang

[lilac bridge]

i got 5s in apush, euro, bio, calc bc & lang

physics. physics WRECKED me

[alpine sun]

I have all 5's and a 1

[lilac bridge]

and then i shouldve done better on chem but eh, it was online

[alpine sun]

we dont talk about the 1

[daring steeple]

BC is wildly impressive

[lilac bridge]

i actually liked BC

[onyx sedge]

I love BC

[lilac bridge]

actually. no it was hell, esp taylor's series, and it wa s alot of work, but rewarding

actually saw results for hard work unlike stats!!!

[daring steeple]

The only math worth learning is Stats

[vocal eagle]

I wish I had access to AP classes

[gray geyser]

i got a 3 in ap gov (in my defense we are an IB school so it was an honors class where you could take the exam if you wanted to), 5s on IB environmental SL and global politics SL, and a 6 in math applications SL

[alpine sun]

BC was the only math class I took in hs that acc opened up a huge section of understanding I didnt have before

[lilac bridge]

stats is beating my ass

[daring steeple]

How? It’s just bar graphs and tests

[lilac bridge]

fr it was just rlly rewarding to work hard and see it pay off

[lilac bridge]

i'm in AP stats and binomials are kicking my ass rn

[gray geyser]

breaking my silence we don't have ap stats at my school so i'm taking gen ed probability and statistics because i finished IB math and didn't wanna do DE i hate math

[daring steeple]

AP stats was the class that made me change my major. Loved my teacher

[gray geyser]

it's my first time ever being in a gen ed class and honestly in a way it's so easy it's hard??? like we don't do any actual math just vocab and the questions are so vague

[lilac bridge]

stats just ... idk what it is but it just doesn't click

[gray geyser]

i was good at stats in IB math but prob stat i'm lowkey bad at

[onyx sedge]

"It's so easy it's hard" is so relatable. Sometimes it's just boring and trying to make yourself do anything is so painful

[warped river]

bro stats was so boring for me somehow

i loved calc sm more

[gray geyser]

exactly and it's first period and i have 6 IB classes so i kinda just show up to class and go on my phone or do work for another class... because it's just so boring

[vernal junco]

AP bio is the best AP

[daring steeple]

I feel like Trex should just remove the ? from his name. No joke the chance me has me rethinking

[warped river]

fr

wait guys can you fill out my chance me?

[gray geyser]

sure

[vocal eagle]

Send it

[broken mason]

whats up with the sudden chanceme culture 😭

[warped river]

wait why is it being deleted lmfao

[onyx sedge]

Remove the Https

Then edit it back in

[onyx sedge]

I was curious about mine then they all became interested in creating their own

[warped river]

i need to fix my college list ramen 😭

[lilac bridge]

best science AP, yeah. best AP overall is hands down apush

[warped river]

yeah trex got me braver

[broken mason]

I can't even Cap i thought you were a dude

[warped river]

LMFAOO

the victoria secret model in my pfp def gives off dude energy

[broken mason]

on the internet, when in doubt, assume male

[gentle maple]

5 for me :DD

[vocal eagle]

Are you ED or EA?

[warped river]

EA unfortunately

[broken mason]

dang you made it all the way to diff eq

🔥

[lilac bridge]

HELLO this is not inspiring confidence in myself how are you all so talented

[gray geyser]

me too

real me too

[warped river]

im literally the only girl left in the math classes now

other than the teacher lol

[broken mason]

bro thats pretty heat

[daring steeple]

At this point…I’m hoping the AO takes sympathy on me

[lilac bridge]

diff eq is impressive thats amazing

[broken mason]

I was thinking about taking diffeq but got too burned by calc 3 to continue

[warped river]

nooo diff eq is so fun tbh

[lilac bridge]

hoping AO gets drunk while reading mine

[vocal eagle]

Aint no way I’m getting in lol

[warped river]

more fun than calc 3

[broken mason]

bro calc 3 at unc had me stressing straight piss

[warped river]

ok deleted it so my irls dont find me on here 💀

[broken mason]

anw im taking diffeq there

[warped river]

oooo unc seems fun

i do it at my small community college since its close to home

[onyx sedge]

BRO

[warped river]

nah u did ED and probably put effort in your essays

[onyx sedge]

THAT PROFILE

Holy shit

Puts me to shame

[broken mason]

I can't cap there be hella baddies that I be seeing on my way to class @ UNC and im just like

[warped river]

we'll see once decisions come out tho cause my essays were shit

[vernal junco]

@warped river you should've put a cap on responses

[vocal eagle]

Considering I’m test optional seeing yalls profiles is destroying my confidence LMAO

[warped river]

ooo true okay ty

[gray geyser]

me too LMAO

[vocal eagle]

I’ll let you know if I beat the insane odds and get in but I have 0 confidence

[onyx sedge]

Oh, well that may affect things heavily for uChicago

[vernal junco]

look at the vote count

[warped river]

im test optional too for uchicago tho

[lilac bridge]

SAT is the only thing going for me lmfao

[broken mason]

university of chiraq

[onyx sedge]

Feel that

[warped river]

yeah idk i wasn't thinking too highly of uchicago when i applied but now i want to get in so bad

[lilac bridge]

SAT & national merit semifinalist are all i have

[warped river]

omg national merit is a dream

[onyx sedge]

I was the same way about my now #2 school

[lilac bridge]

idek if it makes a difference tbh 😭

[gray geyser]

i'm test optional bye

[onyx sedge]

Lol

[vocal eagle]

Me too

[vernal junco]

true idk if it even helps

most top applicants already have it

[daring steeple]

All I have in comparison to y’all is a decent sob story 😭

[vocal eagle]

Dude

[vernal junco]

plus like 30 other olympiad awards

[vocal eagle]

This is so real

[warped river]

bro the olympiad kids are crazy

[lilac bridge]

like does it even put me on the map when everyone else has like 1938923 awards

[onyx sedge]

@vernal junco you should fill out my ChanceMe 😭

[warped river]

competitons <<<

[gentle maple]

chicago fever

[warped river]

it really is

[vernal junco]

I did when you sent it

[gentle maple]

NO CHANCE ME

[vernal junco]

fr 😭

[onyx sedge]

Oh, fhanks

[gray geyser]

i kinda wanna make a chanceme but i think my feelings might just get hurt

[onyx sedge]

'ppreciate it

[warped river]

like 2 ppl at my school got into AIME or smth and its insane

you gotta be so smart for that

[vocal eagle]

Most of my ec’s are extremely tied to like my school and they feel so small compared to the rest of yalls ecs haha

[gentle maple]

its all relative to your peers

[vocal eagle]

My best thing is my hospital job

[gentle maple]

that is coolio

[daring steeple]

Damn. Why did I have to move to DFW for HS

[gentle maple]

bro thats not even bad

long island is so bad

[warped river]

frr a friend from another town got into uchicago and had barely any ecs but she had good essays, stats, and LORs and bc everyone in that town didnt have a lot of access to stuff, im assuming the AOs let her by

[gentle maple]

@mild rose tell em

[onyx sedge]

My school is so uncompetitive, so ig that helps

[vernal junco]

nice! what do you do?

[onyx sedge]

It's super cool

[mild rose]

about

[onyx sedge]

Just wait and see

[daring steeple]

What’s your class size?

[gentle maple]

long island competitiveness

[onyx sedge]

650

[mild rose]

oh yea 100%

[gentle maple]

espseically my school LMAO

[mild rose]

lowk my school is clowning on the other LI schools this year

we had so many good acceptances

[gentle maple]

deadass

my school is usually top in long island

[vocal eagle]

I don’t work there anymore but during my senior year I worked in the emergency room during the beginning of the pandemic and I had to dress in all the PPE gear to assist with covid patients lol, then once the pandemic died down I helped start the first phlebotomy program at my hospital and did that full time

But I moved out of state so I had to leave that job

[warped river]

ooo that sounds so cool

[gentle maple]

but we only had 6 cornell, 1 upenn, 1 stanford, 1 northwestern, and two rice

[vernal junco]

damn that is really fucking cool

autoadmit EC right there

[gentle maple]

0 duke, colum, prince, yale, havard, mit, dartmouth

[warped river]

wait biscuit what major arre you going for

[vocal eagle]

Lol that’s really nice of you I hope they think the same

[gentle maple]

THAT IS CRAZy

[daring steeple]

No like fr

[onyx sedge]

This year we've had 1 yale

[vocal eagle]

Environmental and urban studies

I used to want to be premed but not anymore

[gentle maple]

wait all, what majors did yall apply as

[gray geyser]

the best thing i've got is model un

[warped river]

econ

[gentle maple]

neuroscience for moi

[warped river]

my school is so weird that we had no competitive clubs like mun 💀

[onyx sedge]

Molecular Engineering with a concentration in Polymers and Soft Materials Science

[mild rose]

premed 🫡

[vernal junco]

wdym "hope" it's a guarantee lol

[gentle maple]

💀

[mild rose]

😭

[gray geyser]

global studies

[vocal eagle]

If you’re right I’m going to cashapp you 20 dollars

[daring steeple]

The most prestigious school anyone at my school has gotten into is Emory because we opened 2020

[gentle maple]

woah whats that

[vernal junco]

nah you need to cashapp uchicago 80k if I'm right

[warped river]

wow thats so soon

[vocal eagle]

This is the same deal for my school, nobody has gotten into anything better than UT Austin

[gentle maple]

we had 6 emory ED lol

its super popular in our school

[mild rose]

thats crazy

[daring steeple]

Are you from DFW?

[vocal eagle]

Nah I’m not

[gray geyser]

it's like a more interdisciplinary international relations major

[gentle maple]

ooooh that's cool

[gray geyser]

focuses on geopolitics, diplomacy, culture and how it affects things like human rights, etc

[warped river]

oooo

i wanted to do that major so bad but my dad wont let me LOL

[vocal eagle]

Does uchicago consider major at all in applications

[warped river]

it seems so interesting and applicable to life unlike boring econ 🤮

[gentle maple]

less than 5 days now! almost 4!

[vocal eagle]

Like surely they have to a bit right

[gentle maple]

they say mostly no, but they will def have to

[daring steeple]

Idk. With the core and stuff it doesn’t seem like the biggest thing

[mild rose]

💰 tho

[gentle maple]

def not very major in app process

[vernal junco]

iirc you don't have a major until junior? idk tho I'm probably wrong about that

[gentle maple]

dont have to declare until junior yup

[warped river]

im glad uchicago allows double majors

[gentle maple]

you can triple i think lol

[onyx sedge]

Yall

[vocal eagle]

I just figured they probably have to consider it a little bit to avoid building a class of like 75% econ majors or something

[warped river]

if i get accepted im doing that fs

[mild rose]

tbf a lot of people change

[warped river]

yeah thats what i dont get ab major blind admissions like how do you end up not having all cs majors or smth

[mild rose]

if they do it like tht it could j mess them up

[onyx sedge]

When people talk about these amazing students going to amazing colleges, they always think of these just glowing people, but everyone here feels just like another normal person

[mild rose]

i emailed my regional ao and they said they dont

idk if theyd lie

[onyx sedge]

Is it all just an illusion?

Like some of us are gonna get in, but none of us feel special

[warped river]

i mean ig with the ea yield convo i guess they might LOL

[vernal junco]

soon enough you'll realize everything is an illusion lmfao

[onyx sedge]

We're just people doing our best to succeed

[mild rose]

i mean harvard has 1400 spots but most of them are just nromal people

same thing with uchicago

some people will be crazy

[vernal junco]

no one knows what they're doing, and society is less structured than you think it is

[mild rose]

others noraml

[mild rose]

true

[warped river]

tbf we're all literal teens. the pressure they put on kids to be extraordinary is so stupid. but yeah it seems like everyone who gets in is always so stellar but theyre just like us too (some w more privileges than others but still)

[gentle maple]

preach!!

[daring steeple]

Like the Dunning Kruger effect

[vernal junco]

the more you know, the more you know you don't

[vocal eagle]

The thing that makes me sad about t20 is that it feels like most people who get in have extraordinary help with the process either from parents or peers who know about it

[warped river]

exactlyy

[onyx sedge]

Nah, more like imposter syndrome -oop

[warped river]

im honestly so lucky i got into the school i did in hs, because without it i would have been so lost. even the peers u surround yourself with help sm w the whole college admission process

[daring steeple]

Legit. Like my immigrant parent’s only goal was getting me into college. They didn’t have time to put me in ECs since birth

[vocal eagle]

The only person I’ve ever known from my school to apply to uchicago got rejected and I’m pretty sure she was a rank higher than me at the time lmfao

So we’ll see

[vocal eagle]

Yes exactly it sucks trying to play catch up

[lilac bridge]

i think i did econ, 2nd choice history 3rd choice big problems

[warped river]

fr and the way you have to play catch up sm because your parents dont get the college process here is insane. i have irls/friends who have been doing comp math since 5th grade and some who have had their parents help them w non profits in 9th grade, and my parents still dont get that ecs are important in college apps

[vernal junco]

I learned like junior year that I need to and by that time I was already fucked

[mild rose]

it hurts me even more when THEY feel bad they couldnt get me the opportunities that they see others have

😭

[gentle maple]

i feel more appreciative now

[gentle maple]

"big problems"???

[lilac bridge]

ME LITERALLY ME, my parents dont know the process here at all so we're playing catch up

[gentle maple]

if i get in

im definitely making a YT vid to help others in the future

[warped river]

exactly

[daring steeple]

I know the admissions process tries to understand a student as much as possible but there are somethings you can’t convey on paper to show just how much harder you worked than everyone else

[warped river]

and being super blunt ab everything too

[mild rose]

or sell a consulting service 🤑 /j

[gentle maple]

LMAO

no JK make that BREAD

[vocal eagle]

Real

[lilac bridge]

it's interdisciplinary courses available to upperclassmen, was an option and i thought it was cool so i put it as my 3rd choice http://collegecatalog.uchicago.edu/thecollege/bigproblems/

[warped river]

i feel so bad too bc my siblings are only a couple yrs younger than me so I cant even give them info bc it's too late. like theyre also playing catch up even tho ive been through everything bc theyre only a bit behind me

[gentle maple]

ooooh very very interesting

[mild rose]

if i get into uchicago my big problems will becoem much smaller

[lilac bridge]

i have 1038293 problems rn and most can be solved by getting into uchi

[gentle maple]

SAME

[mild rose]

i have 41 (hint: 40 of them are rd essays)

[vocal eagle]

Not to sound insufferable but I’ve been through so so so much the past few years and I really hope uchicago accepts me because I deserve one good thing to happen to me

[daring steeple]

All the adults around me keep telling me that I’ll survive not getting into UChi, but I really don’t think so. I’ve essentially already daydreamed my first semester there

[vocal eagle]

Sorry that sounds so whiney but good god lol

[gentle maple]

heheh

[lilac bridge]

same boat, praying for you

[gentle maple]

4.5 days left guys!

we are almost there

[daring steeple]

You’re a strong candidate. They’ll see that

[warped river]

i really hope you get in; you rly deserve it. like just from what ive known ab you, you seem like such a good person and idk theyd miss out a lot if they didnt accept you

[daring steeple]

with my extracurriculars, i'm extremely lucky i happened to be doing noteworthy stuff with my passion, weather

[vocal eagle]

Thank you 😢

[daring steeple]

otherwise they would be weaker

[daring steeple]

I meant strong, I swear. I’m still on post surgery medication so my thumbs are clumsy

[gentle maple]

sounding sunny!

[vernal junco]

you guys want to try doing the jackbox and all those games tomm?

[vocal eagle]

Oh yeah you got your wisdom teeth out right?

[vernal junco]

a lot of people sound like they're stressed and it could be a good idea

[gentle maple]

feeling thumbsy>

[vocal eagle]

Can we do tomorrow night so we don’t miss the World Cup haha

[daring steeple]

Yeah. I have beef with the oral surgeon but whatever

[gentle maple]

i need to finish writing RD essays LOL

[vocal eagle]

How did it go omg

[vernal junco]

ye sure, although we can do it other days if anyone can't do it

[warped river]

omg tomorrow night marks the week of our decisions

next week we'll be done with all of this

this whole thread will be retired 🥹

[daring steeple]

There was a complication. She spent 3 hours, non stop, drilling and pulling. And I had to take 12 shots in the mouth. And she drilled my tongue on accident

[vernal junco]

here should I create a server or nah

[vocal eagle]

Omg!!!

[vernal junco]

damn

[lilac bridge]

i really really hope you get in. you've worked so hard and from what i've seen in the last few days, you've had a rough few years but you pushed through, and i think you're just really strong for that. im rooting for you !! you deserve this !!

[vocal eagle]

You are like the kindest person ever and you deserve all the good karma you’re earning lol, I really hope you get in

[daring steeple]

biscuit your profile is cracked asf, you have a great chance (being so serious)

then you're ED

[onyx sedge]

My mom said I have an eating disorder because I dropped food on the group like 3 times in a row 💀

[vocal eagle]

Thank you <333

[warped river]

we've passed 20k messages guys

[lilac bridge]

thank you 😭

[lilac bridge]

lets gooo

[gentle maple]

what does that even mean

[onyx sedge]

We're gonna surpass Cornell soon 🫢

[vernal junco]

let's gooo we're critically online

[alpine sun]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-monkey-banana-eating-sad-gif-6230069

[onyx sedge]

NO

Not this again

No more banana!

[alpine sun]

😠

[onyx sedge]

Banana bad!

They both start with B so you know it's true

I'm joking btw

[lilac bridge]

no no you're onto smth

bananas just taste weird

strawberries are the best fruit

[alpine sun]

bananas suck

[vernal junco]

wdym bananas are good

grapes too

[lilac bridge]

grapes are good

[daring steeple]

I didn’t know cats could have bananas. I have to try with my cat

[alpine sun]

the texture is bad

[lilac bridge]

watermelon's good too

[alpine sun]

flavor is good tho

[alpine sun]

idk if this is medically sound advice

💀

i would check dr google

first

[daring steeple]

Hands down, best fruit, guava

[lilac bridge]

counter: lychee

[daring steeple]

She’s 10. She could use some excitement

[mild rose]

unripe bananas are so good

[onyx sedge]

Also, kinda mushy if you chew too long

[vernal junco]

brooo no, overripe is better

[lilac bridge]

friend. why are you eating unripe bananas

[onyx sedge]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[vernal junco]

unripe are too hard

[daring steeple]

No. Too sweet

[mild rose]

the saliva in your mouth breaks the starch down

its really good

try it

[onyx sedge]

No

[vernal junco]

that's the best part!!

[onyx sedge]

A menace to society

[vernal junco]

every time I eat unripe bananas I age a few years

[alpine sun]

its only good when theres a lot of small brown dots

[onyx sedge]

My taste buds literally die on contact with the cells of unripe bananas

[mild rose]

overripe has one use which is banana muffins

[vernal junco]

true

[alpine sun]

this stage

is perfect

[mild rose]

thatsn ot overripoe

[vernal junco]

ye that's when you know it's good

[mild rose]

thats just ripe

[daring steeple]

This is too sweet

[onyx sedge]

That is perfection

[alpine sun]

ok grandpa go eat oatmeal

[vernal junco]

if earlier, the banana is too hard

[daring steeple]

Oatmeal hits though

[alpine sun]

🤨

[vernal junco]

bruh dw I only like soft ones

[onyx sedge]

You only use the bananas for select activities before they're ripe

We are not ending this conversation on that

Omg

[alpine sun]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-what-cat-huh-gif-23986318

[mild rose]

https://tenor.com/view/sinatraa-whiff-valorant-whiff-what-shock-gif-24999317

[daring steeple]

Why. You should’ve left the convo on Trex’s weird note

[vernal junco]

fr those activites are only better with ripe ones

[onyx sedge]

Agreed

Literally why you buy unripe bananas

[onyx sedge]

Truth

I self-sabotaged

[mild rose]

which activities ... ?

please elaborate

[onyx sedge]

I'm good, thanks

Unless you want to join in

[vernal junco]

Well...I mean...they taste good

[mild rose]

👀

[onyx sedge]

😉

I know you want to

[vernal junco]

bro T-Rex wants to gobble it

[mild rose]

chomp chomp chomp

[onyx sedge]

That's what Trexs are good at

We known for our bite strength