UChicago (2022-2023)

[gritty idol]

oaooaoaao

aooa

[vernal junco]

Japanese is fun to learn, been learning it for a few years

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

[frigid galleon]

i just wanna translate music tbh

sounds like a fun hobby

[gray geyser]

ehhhh i mean my application is good but i have nothing amazing about it and my only hook is being a (grad school) legacy

so like greater than zero but managing my expectations yk?

[gritty idol]

i want to be good at singing so i dont embarrass myself at karaoke

[radiant hawk]

oh yeah I just I second inverted a d minor diminished 7th chord

[gritty idol]

not english

[radiant hawk]

Literally how music people sound like

[vernal junco]

I used to want to be a singer but wasn't realistic since my voice was ass

[radiant hawk]

fr

[onyx sedge]

That's cool! I wish you luck. That's how most of us feel

[frigid galleon]

literally not hard to understand

except it's not a d minor diminished 7th chord lol

there are two types of diminished 7th chords

half-diminished and fully-diminished

[gritty idol]

@radiant hawk

[frigid galleon]

i love that video

[vernal junco]

rn I'm trying to learn how to make music and idk how to do it well

[daring steeple]

g# b d f

[radiant hawk]

this is why I am not taking music theory

[frigid galleon]

it's not hard

[daring steeple]

[frigid galleon]

just a lot of rules

here i'll send you my notes

[daring steeple]

NO i dont want ptsd

[frigid galleon]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Aw3dD1V50bMfbH-8bkcnKRedS7R7Lq8QdIJoG-nFr18/edit?ouid=108959902324385364278&usp=docs_home&ths=true

[radiant hawk]

does it have little furry drawings on the side

[frigid galleon]

no it's in google docs

[gritty idol]

💀

[frigid galleon]

i'm not adding furry art to the header of my music theory notes

[vernal junco]

idk why but music classes always suck ass in school when music theory itself is actually cool

[gritty idol]

@radiant hawk is paracatboy munly level furry

[frigid galleon]

my music theory class is really cool

[frigid galleon]

munly?

[radiant hawk]

Munly level is closeted

he’s 10x beyond

[onyx sedge]

Yes

[gray geyser]

i love music theory but it’s so complicated so i just watch like sideways’ video essays

[onyx sedge]

10000%

[frigid galleon]

you guys overestimate me

[vernal junco]

we had to restrain him earlier

[gritty idol]

closeted but emails teachers pictures of pokemon

[frigid galleon]

you literally said you were going to muzzle me verbatim

[frigid galleon]

nah what

[vernal junco]

and I will once we get to uchicago

[frigid galleon]

wtf

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO

[radiant hawk]

paracatboy has furry drawings on his lanyard

that he wears everyday

[gritty idol]

oh

[vernal junco]

bout to pull up with one lmao

[gritty idol]

...

[frigid galleon]

i am NOT rooming with you bro 😭

[vernal junco]

it's not a choice anymore

[gritty idol]

its ok i have hatsune miku pins on my backpack

[frigid galleon]

??

guys is he gonna kidnap me

[vernal junco]

(hint: yes)

[radiant hawk]

weebs are different from furries

[gritty idol]

im not a weeb tho

[frigid galleon]

bao they're literally two sides of the same coin

[onyx sedge]

You just had a 5 minute argument with me about how you want to keep talking about furries no matter what

[frigid galleon]

also @gritty idol you listen to vocaloid?

[gritty idol]

dont watch anime

no lol

[onyx sedge]

Something only a furry would do

[radiant hawk]

ok tell me all you know about howls moving castle

[gritty idol]

im a kpop fiend tho dont tell anyone

[frigid galleon]

I never said no matter what and I simply said that bao was unreasonable

[vernal junco]

honestly I gotta watch that

[frigid galleon]

wtf is howl's moving castle

[gritty idol]

i should really make an alt.....

[vernal junco]

I've only watched some ghibli but they're good

[radiant hawk]

bro doesn’t know the best ghibli anime of all time

[gritty idol]

!?!?!?!?!

[frigid galleon]

i don't

watch

anime

[gritty idol]

!?!?!?

ban this nerd

[gray geyser]

i’m not that person but i do

[frigid galleon]

idk if i ever told you guys this but i live a mostly boomer lifestyle in a lot of areas

[radiant hawk]

really said two sides of the same coin

smh

[frigid galleon]

i don't watch tv or movies nor do i watch anime

[radiant hawk]

ban he

[frigid galleon]

both fandoms are just as cringe

[onyx sedge]

No

[gritty idol]

ha coins only have one side

[radiant hawk]

ur so boomer

[gritty idol]

get bested

[onyx sedge]

Y'all, we ain't banning him

[frigid galleon]

you're just not willing to accept it

[radiant hawk]

why u so boring

[frigid galleon]

holy shit 😱

why are my coins 2d now

[gritty idol]

yall stuck in the past

[frigid galleon]

my cs work isn't that boring

[vernal junco]

bro I need a 4d coin

[frigid galleon]

the future of currency

[onyx sedge]

OMG, A WILD MOBIUS STRIP

[radiant hawk]

average cs major

[frigid galleon]

also bao my life is somewhat boring but it's vibrant under the surface

[gritty idol]

how many times has mobius strip been said in this server

[frigid galleon]

and i will send you my phone wallpaper

[radiant hawk]

vibrant under the surface

[frigid galleon]

morbius*

[radiant hawk]

does that mean wearing fur suits

like under the surface of the fur suit

[frigid galleon]

no i don't have a fursuit

no

bao

[vernal junco]

bro why do you want morbius to strip are you into that???

[gritty idol]

wow

[frigid galleon]

fuck yeayh

[gritty idol]

yes

[frigid galleon]

i love me some moribus

i loved the part where he morbed everywhere

[frigid galleon]

ooh that's a good pickup line

[radiant hawk]

I need some pick up lines

hey are you hypsm cuz I want you to let me in

[frigid galleon]

wee can practice bao ❤️

[frigid galleon]

mid

[gritty idol]

hi im bao from a2c, 😉

[frigid galleon]

3/10

would be an instant reject

[radiant hawk]

you are a furry so your opinions are biased

[frigid galleon]

what

[onyx sedge]

1/10, literally vomiting upon reading that

[gritty idol]

misspelled based

[radiant hawk]

💀

[frigid galleon]

thanks hiiro

[radiant hawk]

took the munlypill

[frigid galleon]

who the fuck is munly

is there some context i'm missing

[gritty idol]

the hammer

[vernal junco]

model UN?

[radiant hawk]

the hammer

[gritty idol]

munly is the hammer

[frigid galleon]

who is the hammer

[vernal junco]

bro is a dandy toad

[radiant hawk]

the hammer is the hammer

[frigid galleon]

that's a circular definition bao

[radiant hawk]

there shall be no more questions

[gritty idol]

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[frigid galleon]

what is munly known for

[vernal junco]

tf was that link lmao

[gritty idol]

circular these nuts

[vernal junco]

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

[lilac bridge]

howl's is good

[frigid galleon]

ok where

[radiant hawk]

paracatboy would def simp for you hiiro

[vernal junco]

yo you watch mononoke?

[frigid galleon]

not true

[vernal junco]

or spirited away?

[onyx sedge]

It's the same as saying "a proton is a proton"

[lilac bridge]

ive seen both

[radiant hawk]

hiiro is the rizzler

he has infinite rizz

[gritty idol]

not this year

ran out

[frigid galleon]

i haven't been rizzed up yet

so

[vernal junco]

nice, personally spirited away is my favorite

[gritty idol]

rizzard nixon

[radiant hawk]

I don’t think furries are very rizzly

[frigid galleon]

i don't have much rizz but i can smell rizz from a mile away

[gritty idol]

i bet

[lilac bridge]

ooo nice, mononoke's my fav

[vernal junco]

fr can pull some literal bitches

[radiant hawk]

Mononoke is mid

[gritty idol]

i can smell furrys from a mile away

[vernal junco]

nice, that one is so good too

[gritty idol]

certified zinger

[radiant hawk]

spirited away is no 2

[lilac bridge]

no

[radiant hawk]

yes.

[gritty idol]

only reason i dont like it is bc it takes me at least three tries to say the name

[frigid galleon]

@daring steeple mooooooooooooooooooom can you pick me up they're talking about something i don't understand againnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[vernal junco]

I watched the one earthsea one and that one is okay

[daring steeple]

ok but u have to be open to learning new things

[vernal junco]

prob gonna watch poppy hill next tho

[daring steeple]

remember

[frigid galleon]

i have no idea what a mononoke is

[lilac bridge]

spirited away was good but all the food scenes in it wasn't my fav

[vernal junco]

it's a ghibli movie

[lilac bridge]

studio ghibli

[hollow badge]

！！

[lilac bridge]

princess mononoke

[frigid galleon]

i've watched one movie from studio ghibli it was fuckin

grave of the

fireflies

[hollow badge]

love ghibli movies

[gritty idol]

real ones say miyazaki

not ghibli

[frigid galleon]

oh

well

[vernal junco]

which ones your favorite?

[vernal junco]

true

[hollow badge]

the wind rises

or kiki’s delivery service

[vernal junco]

oh yeah the one with planes? I gotta watch that at some point

[lilac bridge]

i need ghibli recs, i've seen howl's, spirited away, mononoke, & ponyo

[radiant hawk]

bro really watched grave of the fireflies

[gentle maple]

GUYS

[hollow badge]

WHAT

[gentle maple]

SOME NEW INFO

[hollow badge]

!?????

[lilac bridge]

WHAT

[frigid galleon]

yeah with my coworker

[radiant hawk]

WHAT

[vernal junco]

I've watched earthsea, mononoke, and spirited away, but nothing else

[daring steeple]

[frigid galleon]

my coworker watches random shit with me sometimes, i watched oreimo with him

weird time

[vernal junco]

are you trolling

[radiant hawk]

no wonder your mental health is dying

watched the saddest anime

[daring steeple]

comes in
refuses to elaborate
leaves

[vernal junco]

ye was trolling obviously

[daring steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[gritty idol]

any ouran high school host club enjoyers

[frigid galleon]

it was good though

[vernal junco]

honestly I've heard about that one as well and I want to watch it

[gentle maple]

THE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR WHEN UCHICAGO DECISIONS COMES OUT OUT WEDNESDAY OR THURSDAY THIS WEEK

[vernal junco]

source?

[radiant hawk]

sauce?

[hollow badge]

it’s so fun

[lilac bridge]

source

[frigid galleon]

SAUCE

[gritty idol]

@radiant hawk told you

[lilac bridge]

source: trust me bro

[radiant hawk]

SAUCE

[frigid galleon]

SAUCE

[hollow badge]

SAUCE

[frigid galleon]

https://tenor.com/3QLD.gif

[hollow badge]

what’s yalls favorite sauce

[frigid galleon]

the sauce of tlothomas21's info

[vernal junco]

yeah definitely, I love the sort of bright feeling you get from watching ghibli movies

[frigid galleon]

did you call uc hicago's admissions office? how do you know this?

[gritty idol]

chickfila

[frigid galleon]

can you back it up with a source?

[frigid galleon]

yeah grave of the fireflies gave me a really bright feeling ong

[vernal junco]

I'll put that on my list

[frigid galleon]

i was joking

[vernal junco]

ye ik I heard it's sad

[frigid galleon]

hi sky

what's up

[hollow badge]

ok but . where is sauce

where are u hearing this from

[gritty idol]

thomas rly spilled some tea then left

[radiant hawk]

tlothomas really just came here to rizz us up and left

[gritty idol]

stole my joke

[frigid galleon]

bro dropped a tidbit, refused to give the source, and then left without elaborating

gg

[vernal junco]

well he's obviously trolling with the caps

[radiant hawk]

bro we were on the same brainwave

[vernal junco]

you can easily tell when someone is doing that

[daring steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-22102624

[vernal junco]

WAIT NO HE'S NOT LYING IT'S TRUE

[gritty idol]

we on the same drainlength

[frigid galleon]

WAIT WHA

[radiant hawk]

rizzlength

[frigid galleon]

Oh

[vernal junco]

is something someone would say when trolling

[frigid galleon]

fuck you apocalypse

[vernal junco]

[hollow badge]

:///

[frigid galleon]

troll yourself some bitches

[gritty idol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883188922572742679/956404823232749628/CD53E899-F308-4827-9959-D6001BA37967.gif

[radiant hawk]

@gritty idol when i listen to the song all about that bass

all i hear is all about that rizz

i am incurable

[gritty idol]

your mind is rotten

stop doomscrolling tiktok

[frigid galleon]

guys i got accepted 🎉🎉

[hollow badge]

nice

[vernal junco]

yooo

[frigid galleon]

can't wait to see y'all on campus

[radiant hawk]

im not even on tiktok

its the hammer

[frigid galleon]

LMFAO

[gritty idol]

real letter

[vernal junco]

I honestly wanted to apply to stanford first choice until I grew some brain cells

[gritty idol]

ME TOO

i was such a stanny simp

[vernal junco]

same bro

[frigid galleon]

i honestly wanted to apply to MIT until i grew some brain cells

[gritty idol]

then i found out they dont have neuro

[radiant hawk]

you were a rice simp

[vernal junco]

that is if we all get in

[frigid galleon]

and read their essaay prompts

[onyx sedge]

Wait, so no date?

[frigid galleon]

fuck MIT and fuck MIT's essay prompts

[gritty idol]

got the ick

[vernal junco]

HOLY SHIT

I gotta post this on A2C now

[gentle maple]

I HAVE IT

[onyx sedge]

Wait, do one for me

[frigid galleon]

SAUCE???

[hollow badge]

ou ur back

[onyx sedge]

Proof?

[radiant hawk]

why are we at 6500

[frigid galleon]

HOLY SHIT

IT'S REAL

[hollow badge]

WOW

[vernal junco]

YO IT'S REAL

[gritty idol]

https://ivyhub-simulators.andressevilla.com/uchicago/login.html

[gentle maple]

I HAVE MY SOURCES

[onyx sedge]

AYOO

[hollow badge]

good sauce

[gentle maple]

🙃

[frigid galleon]

tlothomas

[radiant hawk]

GOD DAMN

[vernal junco]

oh wait I thought you all were being sarcastic I didn't read lmao

[frigid galleon]

i love you so much

[gritty idol]

we need to beat cornell

[gentle maple]

MY FRIEND WORKS IN ADMISSIONS

[frigid galleon]

thank you so much tlothomas21

[onyx sedge]

So, does that mean that we are getting the decision or the announcement of when it is?

[frigid galleon]

annoujcnement

[radiant hawk]

ANNOUNCEMENT THURSDAY

[gentle maple]

Also that’s just the announcement sadly

[frigid galleon]

it literally says so in the email

[onyx sedge]

Fuck that

[radiant hawk]

THAT MIGHT MEAN DECISIONS SUNDAY

[frigid galleon]

tomorrow or thursday

[frigid galleon]

OH GOD

SUNDAY AT 3 AM

I KNEW IT

[radiant hawk]

NO

[hollow badge]

not sunday

[frigid galleon]

im telling you bro

[radiant hawk]

MONDAY

[vernal junco]

tell us someting we didn't know

[frigid galleon]

sunday at 3 am

[gentle maple]

Could be Friday-Monday

[frigid galleon]

i'm hoping it's friday

[gentle maple]

He told me that^

[radiant hawk]

PRAYING ITS FRIDAY

AAAAAA

[frigid galleon]

[vernal junco]

I hope it's friday, what a way to end the week off

[gentle maple]

I’m the 🐐

[gritty idol]

bao lets open ours tgt

[hollow badge]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[frigid galleon]

do you guys wanna manifest together 🥺

[radiant hawk]

im opening the instant its out

i cannot wait

[frigid galleon]

same

[gritty idol]

skipping stats

[frigid galleon]

wait no i need to record a reaction video for a2c

[gentle maple]

You doubted me 😡

[gritty idol]

didnt even apply to uchicago lmao

[onyx sedge]

@teal mauve can you pin this?

[frigid galleon]

we've gotten so much false hope i didn't want to bee running on copium

[hollow badge]

if i have a final that night … do i open it before or after

[frigid galleon]

@teal mauve you should make me a mod 🥺 i'd be such a good mod

[gentle maple]

YOU TOO 😡

[vernal junco]

fr we need a cult circle

[frigid galleon]

i'll pay you $2

[onyx sedge]

Thank you @teal mauve

[radiant hawk]

oh ED1 applicants don’t have to submit mid year?

[frigid galleon]

apparently not

[radiant hawk]

what about final report

[frigid galleon]

probably i'd assume?

[gentle maple]

They have to submit mid year report later I think

[onyx sedge]

Yes, final report

[radiant hawk]

aww

[frigid galleon]

anyway

[radiant hawk]

wish i could just tank senior year

[frigid galleon]

any of y'all wanna manifest with me

[radiant hawk]

whatever

[vernal junco]

I'm just hoping all my exams went well lmao

[radiant hawk]

manifesting decisions

[vernal junco]

imagine I get in but get rejected because of a B

[hollow badge]

🙏🙏🙏

[frigid galleon]

us taking the spots of olympiad winners because we manifested too hard

[gentle maple]

I HAVE BROUGHT LIGHT

[radiant hawk]

let’s say we each have 10% chance of getting in

[frigid galleon]

that means like

1 of us is getting in

[radiant hawk]

what is the probability all of us get in

[frigid galleon]

excluding ramen

[frigid galleon]

low%

[stone cosmos]

did we get an update

[radiant hawk]

yes

[frigid galleon]

decision date coming out tmrw

or day after

[stone cosmos]

what is it

[vernal junco]

very low

[stone cosmos]

oh

[radiant hawk]

decisions date announcement on wed or thursday

[frigid galleon]

confirmed by a senior associate admissions director

[vernal junco]

I wouldn't be surprised if only 1 person gets in either

[gentle maple]

NAH I FEEL PEOPLE HERE CARE A LOT MROE THAN THOSE APLLYING

AT LEAST 3 HERE

[frigid galleon]

tlo you think i'm getting in

[gentle maple]

Idk you but YES

[radiant hawk]

tlo do you think im getting in

[gentle maple]

WE ALL ARE

[radiant hawk]

i think im not

💀

[gentle maple]

YES

[frigid galleon]

bao you'll get in

i believe in you

[gentle maple]

NO YOU GETTING IN

[vernal junco]

we about to start chancing each other lmao

[onyx sedge]

Plot twist: we all get in

[gentle maple]

AHAHAHA

[gentle maple]

BEST PLOT EVER

[frigid galleon]

all of you have a 100% chance in my heart

[vernal junco]

that would be a W

[radiant hawk]

i have to get in so i can get $1 milkshakes

[onyx sedge]

Fat W

[frigid galleon]

i'm gonna buy all of you $1 milkshakes if i get in

even you bao

[vernal junco]

you better hope I don't get in 😈

[frigid galleon]

if i end up dorming with you (apocalypsegamer1) i'm gonna be the most annoying roommate possible

just fyi

and no you cannot muzzle me

[gentle maple]

🥵

[frigid galleon]

??

[vernal junco]

🦮 🚶

[radiant hawk]

gotta get into uchicago so we can collectively muzzle all the furries and stop its advent

[daring steeple]

oh-

fun

[frigid galleon]

bro is trying to take me for walkies 💀

[onyx sedge]

Yea

[frigid galleon]

dude

[onyx sedge]

Very fun

[frigid galleon]

i'm so excited for the date announcement

[gritty idol]

you sound completely unhinged when on ur alt 💀

[frigid galleon]

hyped af

what about you guys

[vernal junco]

I am worried as hell

[frigid galleon]

imagine not sounding unhinged all the time

[radiant hawk]

yea cuz im online

[gentle maple]

I NEEDED SOME HIPE

[radiant hawk]

not with irl friends

kekw

[vernal junco]

I know I'm getting rejected

[onyx sedge]

I'm happy too, but just cause I want to what my decision was

[cerulean forge]

[frigid galleon]

you're gonna get in apocalypsegamer1

i believe in you

[vocal eagle]

Monday decisions I bet

[gritty idol]

bro im so scared someone could search what ive said years down the line

[radiant hawk]

that’s why im on my alt

[gritty idol]

embarrassing

[vernal junco]

thanks, you gonna get in too

[frigid galleon]

same but i've stopped caring

[vocal eagle]

Why do I have to be at work when this is all going on

[frigid galleon]

biscuit

[vocal eagle]

I’ll be back to chat in an hour and a half!!!

[frigid galleon]

good news

decision date is tmrw

or day after

[radiant hawk]

or thursday

[vocal eagle]

LETS GO!!!

[frigid galleon]

like

coming out

[vernal junco]

I just started deleting old comments before my apps

[frigid galleon]

not the actual decision

but the decision announcement

[daring steeple]

it best not come out on sunday 😭 I have my ap calc and ap stats final the following day

the decision

[vernal junco]

my name has almost no results either so that's good

[stone cosmos]

prolly mom

mon

[radiant hawk]

if its mon

kms

[gritty idol]

uchicago applicants so starved for info they freak out when the date release is posted 😭

[frigid galleon]

my name has basically no results so i'm chilling

[daring steeple]

same

[gritty idol]

hopkins had it on the portal immediately

[frigid galleon]

they never told us what the fuck mid-december meant

[radiant hawk]

uchicago is so secretive about everything

no ed data

[frigid galleon]

we're info-starved and touch-starved

[radiant hawk]

no nothing

[gritty idol]

quirky girl college

[frigid galleon]

honestly like uc hicago is so quirky

[radiant hawk]

quirky college

[frigid galleon]

bao do you think you're quirky enough for uchicago

me personally

i think you are

[gritty idol]

bao is the most quirky person ik

[radiant hawk]

hiiro can attest

[vocal eagle]

Which one of y’all emailed the office for that indon

Info*

[radiant hawk]

tlthomas

[frigid galleon]

@gentle maple

[vocal eagle]

😽

[gritty idol]

he acts dead inside at school but online hes a menace

[frigid galleon]

same tbh

[vocal eagle]

THOMAS THE 🐐

[vernal junco]

the first search result that comes up when you search my name is an old presentation I made when in 6th grade lmao

[frigid galleon]

i'm fucking dead inside at school but i sound super unhinged online

[gentle maple]

I know 🫡

[vernal junco]

I can't even take it down

[frigid galleon]

ily thomas

[radiant hawk]

you sound like the most confident furry the world has known

[frigid galleon]

what

[radiant hawk]

probably should be muzzled

[frigid galleon]

i'm not that confident

WHAT

[gritty idol]

if munly was uncloseted

[radiant hawk]

paracatboy is munly unclosetted

[frigid galleon]

WHY DO Y'ALL WANNA PUT A MUZZLE ON ME SO MUCH???

[radiant hawk]

fr

[vernal junco]

bro fr the freedom of speech violations we're going to commit 💀

[radiant hawk]

in the #1 school for freedom of speech

so based

[frigid galleon]

i'm gonna be bound to something if i room with y'all i feel it

[vernal junco]

I love society

[daring steeple]

at least your AO emails back

[radiant hawk]

do dorm politics exist

[frigid galleon]

i think that's their friend

not their AO

[vernal junco]

there's a nonzero chance of rooming with us lmao

[daring steeple]

oh

[radiant hawk]

because i would pass dorm legislations regarding no furries

[vernal junco]

imagine that turn of fate

[frigid galleon]

I'm gonna have to sleep with my face down

[gritty idol]

zuckerberg started facebook in his dorm, bao started the new american republic in his

[frigid galleon]

bro is gonna try some shit on me i just know it

[radiant hawk]

😎

we are gonna have induction ceremonies

[gritty idol]

https://tenor.com/view/prank-surgery-surprise-funny-rotationplasty-gif-25514690

bao activities

on paracat

[frigid galleon]

apocalypsegamer1 activity

[radiant hawk]

that is apoc activity

[vernal junco]

brooo what

[frigid galleon]

bro is actively trying to muzzle me and put me on a leash like

[vernal junco]

I'd never do anything like that

[frigid galleon]

that's not bao activity

that's apocalypsegamer1 activity

[vocal eagle]

I’m deadass taking my break at work to be part of this

[vernal junco]

I mean I'm going into medicine but I don't know how to do that (yet)

[vocal eagle]

Hiiiii

[frigid galleon]

biscuit you made a terrible decision

but haiii

[radiant hawk]

this isn’t a uchicago thread

[vocal eagle]

Wtf is going on

[gritty idol]

true you would just read a french sonnet in era accurate costume

[radiant hawk]

this is a muzzle thread

[frigid galleon]

@teal mauve pin? 🥺

[vernal junco]

get to work, I'm not paying you to go on discord

[radiant hawk]

personally im gonna be in victorian era costume with a top hat and a monocle

[gritty idol]

mah

[frigid galleon]

WHY

what is with y'all and muzzles????????

[radiant hawk]

what is with you and furries

[onyx sedge]

They hate free speech?

[frigid galleon]

touche

[vocal eagle]

@frigid galleon your uchicago acceptance box is gonna be a maroon collar muzzle and leash

[vernal junco]

LMFAO

[frigid galleon]

i already have a collar though

also why maroon sp

oh

[vocal eagle]

Not a uchicago one though

[frigid galleon]

uchicago colors

right

yeah

[vocal eagle]

Rep your school

Duh

[vernal junco]

bro is going to get a dog house for dorm room

[radiant hawk]

@gritty idol this guy has a collar and a fem boy costume

[frigid galleon]

you're right

[gritty idol]

uhhhh

[frigid galleon]

no i'm not staying out in the cold tf

[radiant hawk]

@frigid galleon post the collar

[gritty idol]

chokers are so out of style

[radiant hawk]

he’s also gonna bring it to college

💀

[frigid galleon]

not true

[gritty idol]

UHHHHH

[vernal junco]

LMAO THE JINGLE BELL

christmas themed as always

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

Bro is a real furry

[frigid galleon]

how does a bell make it christmas themed??

[radiant hawk]

muzzles go well with cat collars

[vocal eagle]

When para crawls under the couch and you can hear his bell jingling 🥺

[frigid galleon]

Bao please

[onyx sedge]

Jingle bells?

The song

[radiant hawk]

💀

[frigid galleon]

it's a singular bell tbf and it doesn't sound like a christmas bell

[radiant hawk]

finding para will be on the scav hunt

[onyx sedge]

I don't agree, I'm just explaining what they meant

[vocal eagle]

Non secular furry collar

[frigid galleon]

I don't think I'm small enough to fit under the couch but yeah

[frigid galleon]

i mean collars are comfy okay

[vernal junco]

tf is there some religion for furries

[frigid galleon]

no

[radiant hawk]

“collars are comfy”

they are literally collars

[onyx sedge]

BRUH

[radiant hawk]

they are uncomfortable

[frigid galleon]

/shrug not for me

[gritty idol]

handcuffs are too

[vernal junco]

then what is a "non secular furry"

[frigid galleon]

skill issue on your part bud

[gritty idol]

wait no

[radiant hawk]

(no i don’t know this from experience)

[gritty idol]

youre prob into that

[onyx sedge]

"I'm not a furry"

[frigid galleon]

the diff is the one i have is actually meant for human wear

[onyx sedge]

A dog perhaps though?

[vocal eagle]

I know we’re talking about furries butttt what day are we betting decisions will be out …

[radiant hawk]

for human wear 💀

[frigid galleon]

friday or monday

[radiant hawk]

wednesday

[onyx sedge]

Monday

[vocal eagle]

I’m a little late

[radiant hawk]

oh decisions

friday hopeful

[vocal eagle]

Friday Friday Friday PLEASE

[radiant hawk]

monday realistic

[frigid galleon]

handcuffs? nrly

[vocal eagle]

I’m going to call the uchicago office and start barking

[onyx sedge]

I'm with Bao on this

[frigid galleon]

sounds too uncomfortable

[frigid galleon]

same

[vernal junco]

imagine they stall a week just to mess with us 💀

[gritty idol]

april first bc deferred

[onyx sedge]

Bad idea BAD IDEA

[frigid galleon]

i agree with bao too

[radiant hawk]

bro i hope i don’t get rejected

[onyx sedge]

Woah

[radiant hawk]

i hope at least to be deferred

[vocal eagle]

I’ve never had such a gut feeling that I’m getting rejected

[vernal junco]

literally the teacher's pet

[radiant hawk]

so i can write a based LoCI

[onyx sedge]

I can't wait to read my rejection letter

[frigid galleon]

but @vocal eagle maybe i should consider investing in a maroon collar 🗒️

[vocal eagle]

If I get rejected can y’all not be mean to me 😭 I have rejection sensitivity

[vernal junco]

you'll be good, your app is probably an instant admit

[onyx sedge]

OR MY DEFERRAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vocal eagle]

If you get in we’ll but you one

[radiant hawk]

you should consider investing in getting laid

[gritty idol]

https://tenor.com/view/холодильник-speech-bubble-gif-25663959

[radiant hawk]

you need jesus

[vocal eagle]

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever told me considering I wrote my essay about roaches

[frigid galleon]

thanks biscuit

[vernal junco]

yo what?

[onyx sedge]

if i get deffered....

[vernal junco]

lol

[frigid galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904796987579306104/987192688422047804/cuck-1.gif

[onyx sedge]

Omfg

[radiant hawk]

you could be like a roach

[frigid galleon]

i get men okay

[onyx sedge]

Don't lie

[frigid galleon]

i appreciatee it

[vocal eagle]

I will share my essay if I get in it’s Lowkey ridiculous

[frigid galleon]

i'm not

[onyx sedge]

I'm joking

[frigid galleon]

thanks t-rex

ly2

[gritty idol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/446768929642381342/754420787825475664/image0-2.gif

[radiant hawk]

you make it sound like you got negative rizz

[vernal junco]

you definitely gotta I want to read that 💀

[frigid galleon]

rude 💀

[onyx sedge]

Love you as well para

[frigid galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933400797692190730/1038734624190378065/E2D285BE-1450-4C6E-8451-7B528E850933.gif

[gritty idol]

bao im starting my whore arc after ed comes out

[vocal eagle]

I love all of you guys I hope we all get in 🫡

[onyx sedge]

I'll share my whole app if I get in

[vocal eagle]

Me too

[frigid galleon]

i'll share my ECs and essays if i get in

[vocal eagle]

Y’all can have my address if I get in

[onyx sedge]

What?

[vocal eagle]

And my SSN

[radiant hawk]

same

[frigid galleon]

now we're talking

[onyx sedge]

Practically gave it to me already lmfao

[vocal eagle]

🫡

[radiant hawk]

im gonna whore to umass amherst

every ivy

[vocal eagle]

LMAO

[vernal junco]

bro if I get in I'm going full religious in thanks

[vocal eagle]

You too bro

[vernal junco]

bouta take a pilgrimmage to Uchicago

[frigid galleon]

music theorists when you tell them you don't know 664-765-4342

[onyx sedge]

Can you delete that? My eyes hurt

[gritty idol]

doing that rn

[radiant hawk]

i will even get married at the uchicago chapel

if i am an alumni

[frigid galleon]

i'm going to take all of you out to dinner if i get in

but like at a cheap place

[vocal eagle]

Can I officiate your wedding if I’m also an alumni

[frigid galleon]

like we're going to olive garden

[gritty idol]

gotchu

[vernal junco]

dude my grandparents went to a temple in the mountains in india to pray for me lmao, I have no chance

[frigid galleon]

and eating the unlimited breadsticks

[onyx sedge]

Thank you @gritty idol

[vocal eagle]

Can we get Chicago dogs…

[frigid galleon]

what

[vocal eagle]

Hot dogs

[radiant hawk]

yes

[frigid galleon]

oh

[onyx sedge]

Yea

[frigid galleon]

nvm

[onyx sedge]

I'm down

[vernal junco]

we already have one

[vocal eagle]

Chicago hot dogs are soooo good

[gritty idol]

WIENER CIRCLE

CHICAGO

[frigid galleon]

SHUT UP

[vernal junco]

I can't eat meat but I'll try getting someth else

[vocal eagle]

FACTS

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO para thought of something else

[radiant hawk]

nah we gotta eat steak

[vocal eagle]

There’s a shit ton of good veggie dogs in Chicago

[frigid galleon]

i was actually confused for like a minute

[vernal junco]

alr I gotta try em out then

[frigid galleon]

bruh you can eat someone else's meat i'm not buying you a whole ass steak my efc is 0 i can't afford that

[vernal junco]

whose meat you chompin on?

[vocal eagle]

If we get in I’m taking you guys to strings ramen in chinatown it is SO gas

[radiant hawk]

you spend more money than me and my efc is only like a 1000 more than you

smh

[frigid galleon]

idk yet

[gritty idol]

efc of 0 is good no?

means you pay nothing

[frigid galleon]

i don't spend that much but i am commissioning a member of the server

[onyx sedge]

What is efc

[frigid galleon]

yes

[vocal eagle]

I want to get in SO bad I’m so sad thinking about not being able to talk to you guys next year aaaaa LMAO

[frigid galleon]

are you not applying for finaid??

[vocal eagle]

attachment be like

[radiant hawk]

@gritty idol para has like $200 in his furry art fund

[vernal junco]

it'll be so sad if everyone here has to split off man

[frigid galleon]

uh actually it's furry twitter savings

[gritty idol]

ive sunk hundreds into kpop

[vocal eagle]

@frigid galleon do you do furry art

[gritty idol]

im no better

[frigid galleon]

also i don't spend all my money on furry art

[frigid galleon]

no i can't draw

[radiant hawk]

k-pop is more respectable than furry

[vernal junco]

W common sense

[vocal eagle]

If I get in I’ll let @frigid galleon pick me a fursona

[frigid galleon]

furry twitter savings isn't actually entirely for furry art

i mostly use it to buy food

[onyx sedge]

I am applying for financial aid

[frigid galleon]

i do buy furry art p often with it but it's actually just my regular debit account i use for food and shit

[gritty idol]

taking a nap bye bye

[frigid galleon]

did you do the fafsa

[gritty idol]

see you at 3 am

[onyx sedge]

Yes

[vernal junco]

FURRY ART P?

[radiant hawk]

im also gonna take a nap

[frigid galleon]

i'll answer in advance: protogen

[frigid galleon]

p stands for pretty

get your head out of the gutter jesus

[vocal eagle]

Just looked that up that is so sick

[frigid galleon]

"p often" is shorthand for "pretty often"

[vernal junco]

bro at least I'm not gonna drink out of it

[radiant hawk]

@frigid galleon what’s my fursona

[frigid galleon]

I'M NOT

ugh

[frigid galleon]

you seem like the type to get some sort of feline

[gritty idol]

bucket

[vernal junco]

well cat obviously

[frigid galleon]

maybe an egyptian mau or similar

[onyx sedge]

Bro, tell me what efc is. I did the FAFSA

[vernal junco]

I remember trying to infiltrate a furry server as "tuba man" as fursona

it was just a dude covered with tubas

[frigid galleon]

expected financial contribution

[radiant hawk]

why feline

[onyx sedge]

oh

[frigid galleon]

the number it gives you after you fill it out

[onyx sedge]

I didn't know the abbreviation

[frigid galleon]

based off pfp and personality

[vocal eagle]

@frigid galleon if I’m a protogen do I get to be a certain animal

[radiant hawk]

i think its just the pop

[onyx sedge]

Aren't you at work rn?

[vocal eagle]

gimme a break

[frigid galleon]

maybe something like this dude https://static1.e926.net/data/45/b7/45b73db7c741cd19b1c4488b1087abbf.jpg

[onyx sedge]

No

[frigid galleon]

protogen is the species

[vernal junco]

we're going to call your boss

[vocal eagle]

I’m about to face reveal me at work rn

[radiant hawk]

💀

[frigid galleon]

so no

[radiant hawk]

didn’t you already reveal insta

[vocal eagle]

On accident LMAO

[radiant hawk]

💀

[frigid galleon]

actually hmmm i'm not sure you'd get a feline bao

[vocal eagle]

I made my account private after that 💀💀

[gritty idol]

still cant tell if this is a bit

[frigid galleon]

imaginee having an insta

[gritty idol]

is he actually a furry

[radiant hawk]

hiiro

[frigid galleon]

yes

[radiant hawk]

this guy is so weird

he acts so boomer

[gritty idol]

i cant tell

[vernal junco]

is it not obvious at this point lmao

[radiant hawk]

he doesn’t have insta

[gritty idol]

its all ironic

[vocal eagle]

Furries are Lowkey so cool I have mad respect for you 🤜🤛

Never met a mean furry

[radiant hawk]

if we both get in you are getting insta @frigid galleon

im making yoou get insta

[vocal eagle]

If you see a furry and you bully them just know they’re richer than you bc those fursuits are so fucking expensive

[radiant hawk]

fr

[vernal junco]

either that or they spent their college tuition on it

just DIY it at that point tbh

[radiant hawk]

i want a duolingo feather suit

[vernal junco]

bro is about to major in linguistics

[radiant hawk]

so i can walk up to people and threaten them

[frigid galleon]

bark

i'm back

[frigid galleon]

i kinda want to major in linguistics

[frigid galleon]

i'm not getting an insta

[frigid galleon]

thanks

[frigid galleon]

no

[frigid galleon]

i was raised that way

[frigid galleon]

sorry utd got a megathread so i had to drop a few messages

[radiant hawk]

going to muzzle you

[gritty idol]

i need to be at the para bao meetup

just to witness history

[broken mason]

what in the sauce

[vernal junco]

nothing

[gritty idol]

writing my stanford supp on that moment

[broken mason]

UChicago announcement on tmr or thursday goes hard 🔥

[frigid galleon]

wtf why

[broken mason]

(they better make it tomorrow)

[frigid galleon]

lmaooo

[broken mason]

listen they announce on the 14th that it will be available the 17th

16th*

all is well

🔥

[vernal junco]

the true tragedy would be that none of us get in

[broken mason]

that would be tragic

[frigid galleon]

ramen is getting in guaranteed

[radiant hawk]

so you get insta

[frigid galleon]

so don't be so pessimistic

[frigid galleon]

why would muzzling me make me get an insta

[radiant hawk]

so you can express your opinions on insta instead

[vernal junco]

you're right, I need to get in so I can pester you, that's my main goal now

[frigid galleon]

i would be the one pestering you

[radiant hawk]

fr

[frigid galleon]

...i'd just get back on a2c and express them here?

[vernal junco]

shit was like a motivational speech

[radiant hawk]

no but then a2c people will be gone

and all on insta

[vernal junco]

that is true

[frigid galleon]

you can't force everyone to go on insta

[broken mason]

I just ate a whole pizza

that shit was like 2k calories

:nice:

[frigid galleon]

after a whilee i'll just start staring into your soul until you take that shit off

[broken mason]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-cat-mochi-and-goma-gif-21150171

[violet sable]

Just woke up for school, did they give a date???

[frigid galleon]

goddamn

[frigid galleon]

no but they're announcing it tmrw or the day after

[vernal junco]

tomorrow or thursday they're announcing date

[broken mason]

we have a date for when they give the date

[frigid galleon]

i wish i had a date with uchicago

[violet sable]

bruh

[radiant hawk]

ur a track kid

[violet sable]

😭 alright

[broken mason]

Only @ UChicago admissions would they give us a date that the date will be announced

[radiant hawk]

skinny anyways

[broken mason]

💀

[broken mason]

I'm like 185 lbs

[radiant hawk]

how tall

6’1 to 3

[broken mason]

I'm a sprinter not a distance runner

not specifying but yeah

[radiant hawk]

so pretty normal

[vernal junco]

I gotta lose weight tbh

[radiant hawk]

need to gain weight to survive the chicago winter

[broken mason]

these dudes 🤣

[frigid galleon]

bark

[vernal junco]

at least before uchicago

around 185 as well

[frigid galleon]

same

[frigid galleon]

how tall

[vernal junco]

like 6 2 around

[frigid galleon]

DAMN YOU'RE TALL

[gritty idol]

lehigh is an opp

[vernal junco]

thanks lol

[frigid galleon]

ED > RD > 🙁

[radiant hawk]

@frigid galleon wbu

[frigid galleon]

please do not room with me i would faint

[frigid galleon]

5'10

[broken mason]

thats funny I just got that too

[radiant hawk]

skul

[gritty idol]

why they praying on our downfall

[broken mason]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883188922572742679/956404823232749628/CD53E899-F308-4827-9959-D6001BA37967.gif

[frigid galleon]

like instantly around

[gritty idol]

LMAO

they need to fire whoever is choosing the emojis

[frigid galleon]

they are actually fed up

[frigid galleon]

i'm in the lehigh furry server

[vernal junco]

bro what

[vernal junco]

is that a sloth tf

[frigid galleon]

i'm pretty good at locating furry communities on campuses

[frigid galleon]

lehigh mascot

i think it's an eagle

[vernal junco]

bro it looks like a hair dude with a mask on his face lmao

I barely see the eagle

[gritty idol]

whenever someone says lehigh i always think 厉害

[frigid galleon]

my stony brook friend (@quick kayak) really thought he was gonna get into lehigh so he joined the lehigh server. i joined with

he did not get into lehigh

[vernal junco]

what even is lehigh

[frigid galleon]

le high

[vernal junco]

makes sense

[frigid galleon]

referring to illicit drugs

[gritty idol]

hey (referring to illicit drugs)

(with rizz)

[frigid galleon]

LMFAO I THINK HE UNADDED ME

well rip to my homophobic transphobic furry conservative stony brook acquaintance you will be missed

[vernal junco]

wow that is a mouthful

[frigid galleon]

trust me there are worse

[vernal junco]

I believe you lmao

[frigid galleon]

i knew a furry who was simultaneously gay and homophobic

really weird combination

he asked me out like 3 times and i ghosted him every time

[vernal junco]

living oxymoron

[frigid galleon]

honestly and like

he was such a simp for me it was unreal

[vernal junco]

do you have any stories

[frigid galleon]

yes but i don't think they'd belong in a2c

i can dm you specifics if you want

[vernal junco]

I'll take your word for it

[frigid galleon]

like borderline sexual harassment type shit it was really funny and really sad at the same time

[vernal junco]

damn

[quick kayak]

What are you talking about

[quick kayak]

I never applied dumbass

[vernal junco]

calm down lmao

[frigid galleon]

eating sushi ama

[quick kayak]

Nah cuz he keeps slandering

[frigid galleon]

oh

i'm thinkinng about a diff friend

you're still an isabelle simp though

[daring steeple]

Honestly at this point, I’m just going to submit my video profile to troll them for not giving us a date yet

[frigid galleon]

yeah on second thought it was an irl

[quick kayak]

You are a furry

I hope you don't get into i Chicago

[vernal junco]

I think the video profile is too late

[frigid galleon]

so rude

you literally want to fuck isabelle

don't wanna hear it

[quick kayak]

UChicago

I'm going to hex you

[frigid galleon]

i'm going to hex you for your finals

[quick kayak]

Die

[frigid galleon]

how about a truce

[vernal junco]

this is a real dogfight, huh?

[frigid galleon]

i pray that your finals go well

and you pray i get into uchicago

i think this is a good trade

[frigid galleon]

LOL

[quick kayak]

Deal

[frigid galleon]

🤝

i'm glad we found common ground

so gay sex in your dorm this friday?

[quick kayak]

I will get a restraining order against you

[frigid galleon]

💔

i know for a fact you are banging guys in that dorm inky.

[quick kayak]

still untouched

[frigid galleon]

do you still want the isabelle daki if i attend stony brook

[vocal eagle]

Found myself at work

[vernal junco]

nice

Canada 🤮

[teal mauve]

Last year they were given a week in advance

[vernal junco]

interesting

[teal mauve]

Only via story though

[vernal junco]

I don't think that's likely regardless

[teal mauve]

No official insta post

[frigid galleon]

bork

[frigid galleon]

bruh 💔

carly can you remove inky from the thread

[teal mauve]

Well if they did a week’s notice tomorrow it would be the 21st

And in 2020 they released on the 21st

[dusk holly]

why u doing all this research xd

[teal mauve]

I have finals to do

And I don’t want to