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#UChicago (2022-2023)
radiant hawk
frigid galleon
i mean early college programs exist for seniors
radiant hawk
too late to apply for any of them
frigid galleon
oh
broken mason
miss the rage π―
frigid galleon
well then don't disclose federal investigations to your colleges unless you were arrested or prosecuted
broken mason
well im a normal senior whos supposed to be a senior so π€·ββοΈ thats just how it B
stone cosmos
any update?
frigid galleon
well then don't disclose federal investigations to your colleges unless you were...
even if you were being investigated for crimes related to your major
broken mason
No
stone cosmos
bro
buoyant nova
too late to apply for any of them
You can still apply to China, Japan or Australia π
frigid galleon
im.like 99% sure i was rejected for that early college program because of my fbi investigation
bc otherwise i was a qualified applicant
stone cosmos
im bettung the 19
radiant hawk
i think it was the furry
broken mason
You can still apply to China, Japan or Australia π
does china allow international applicants/
daring steeple
im.like 99% sure i was rejected for that early college program because of my fbi...
ur what
broken mason
I can't see china allowing other students to come to china to study
buoyant nova
Yeah with 99% acceptence rate
buoyant nova
They want international applicants
frigid galleon
not saying which one to avoid self-doxxing
radiant hawk
i would hate to go to china
broken mason
i would hate to go to china
government been a little booty in the last couple of years
but I really miss china rt
daring steeple
major school district data breach
andddd u did it?
frigid galleon
ramen how tall are you
daring steeple
I can't see china allowing other students to come to china to study
what
i dont think you understand china
frigid galleon
andddd u did it?
with my friend yes
radiant hawk
im probably gonna go study abroad in my home country tho
broken mason
i dont think you understand china
I lived there β οΈ
buoyant nova
im probably gonna go study abroad in my home country tho
Where are you from?
daring steeple
starting sep 1 2022
broken mason
starting from sep 1 ?
radiant hawk
hanguo
broken mason
well thats new then
frigid galleon
i'm so jealous of my friends with known decision datees
frigid galleon
meanwhile uchicago is out here just saying "mid-december lol"
radiant hawk
i saw so many white people when i lived in korea somehow
broken mason
ramen how tall are you
what are you planning to do with this information
frigid galleon
im probably gonna go study abroad in my home country tho
both of my parents are from bangladesh and i wouldn't go there for a million dollars
radiant hawk
why not
frigid galleon
what are you planning to do with this information
ask for cuddles or smth idk i'm not gonna kidnap you
radiant hawk
f
frigid galleon
you can get arrested for liking facebook posts, porn is banned but child prostitution is de facto legal, etc.
plus huge cult of personality
daring steeple
when I was in china, I saw 1 total white person
LOL theys around 450k intl students idk how many white- probably lots from asian countries
radiant hawk
im lucky i came from one of the few liberal democracies in asia π
broken mason
I'm between 6'1 and 6'4 (not giving exact answer π )
frigid galleon
they're supposedly democratic but in reality it's a dictatorship
frigid galleon
im lucky i came from one of the few liberal democracies in asia π
where
radiant hawk
korea
frigid galleon
I'm between 6'1 and 6'4 (not giving exact answer π )
haiiii :3 wyd tonight
stone cosmos
im indian
buoyant nova
Uchicago
Where fun dies
After 2 days not getting the dateππΌ
broken mason
i promise you don't wanna go to a university where i'm involved in running it
I don't have an official acceptance
buoyant nova
I'm from Armenia
I'm applying to the US to run from obligatory army legally π
broken mason
I want one π
frigid galleon
now i'm getting aired ππ unlikely letter
radiant hawk
I don't have an official acceptance
did you win some international olympiad
frigid galleon
did you win some international olympiad
athlete
broken mason
did you win some international olympiad
nowhere near
vernal junco
you guys ready for saturday?
broken mason
I run track
frigid galleon
i'm trying to find URamen's common data set
radiant hawk
track kids π
buoyant nova
you guys ready for saturday?
???
frigid galleon
uchicago is releasing at 3 am on a sunday to be extra quirky. mark my words
buoyant nova
maybe decisions for uchicago release
Rly?
frigid galleon
i doubt they're gonna release on a weekend
broken mason
i'm trying to find URamen's common data set
I can total 1k
buoyant nova
since iirc usually they come out on the 17th
I don't think its on Saturday
Let's hope on Friday
frigid galleon
only mentally ill colleges do that (looking at you, MIT)
broken mason
thats all you get π―
frigid galleon
I can total 1k
how much in a bridal carry π
broken mason
only mentally ill colleges do that (looking at you, MIT)
dont they release on pi day?
broken mason
Oh
frigid galleon
!mit
delicate boneBOT
vernal junco
I don't think its on Saturday
Let's hope on Friday
the last 2 were on the 18th and the 21st I think
broken mason
duke releases on saturday too
frigid galleon
yeah it's saturday at that random ass time
let's see if the bot knows the uchicago decision date
!uchicago
π
warped river
π
vernal junco
ah alright then likely 17th or 18th
warped river
bro why do none of my EA schools have proper dates
frigid galleon
how much in a bridal carry π
stats?? ποΈ
warped river
this is so frsutratingasd
vernal junco
2019 and 2021 were 18th release
broken mason
mf ion know
radiant hawk
bro why do none of my EA schools have proper dates
this is fr rn
frigid galleon
mf ion know
damn
warped river
luckyy
frigid galleon
do you have acceptance and matriculation rates
vernal junco
bro why do none of my EA schools have proper dates
OSU is so annoying too
broken mason
if I had a university it would definitely be a safety for everybody π
buoyant nova
BUT THEY ARE LATE JAN
Same
vernal junco
2 different release dates like tf
broken mason
tf
vernal junco
why would it be
radiant hawk
session adjourned
broken mason
December is december due to the month december being in december
frigid galleon
why would it be
uchicago
buoyant nova
December is december due to the month december being in december
Nah I don't see logic
vernal junco
release dates are december so december would still feel good if you got accepted
frigid galleon
mid-december π
buoyant nova
mid-december π
This word kills me
frigid galleon
it's MID december for a reason
they're talking about the worst day in december
imo that has to be the 29th
fuck december 29
broken mason
vernal junco
ong christmas is either ruined or made by this decision
frigid galleon
i have so many speech bubbles
radiant hawk
my christmas is about to be ruined
frigid galleon
but only a few are safe to post here
radiant hawk
unless i get into umass amherst before that
broken mason
bro right now I am listening to money so big by yeat
frigid galleon
vernal junco
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762828922269597696/1038641657748389968/...
tf
buoyant nova
Let's organize a cry therapy after the decisions
frigid galleon
just in the depth of my favorites
broken mason
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/563873495533092864/1036671335625146418/at...
to use these correctly you're supposed to reply to someone
warped river
agreed
frigid galleon
Let's organize a cry therapy after the decisions
i'm down
frigid galleon
to use these correctly you're supposed to reply to someone
broken mason
just in the depth of my favorites
radiant hawk
im switching over to other threads after decisions
radiant hawk
gonna simp uw so hard
broken mason
what the heck π
warped river
the way my scu decision (which says "late december") is going to come before uchicago (which says "mid december") is so quirky of uchicago
radiant hawk
probably umass/uw/madison
warped river
omg uw fr
frigid galleon
what the heck π
i'm scared to get in a fight cause what if they choke me out and i nut 
buoyant nova
im switching over to other threads after decisions
This one will always live in my heart
broken mason
i'm scared to get in a fight cause what if they choke me out and i nut <:ShibeBr...
no β
frigid galleon
i'm gonna be simping devry if i get rejected from uchicago π
radiant hawk
π
vernal junco
I'm going to case likely if I get rejected
broken mason
why devry of all schools?
frigid galleon
just manifesting devry until they let me in and give me 0 finaid so i can go into thousands of dollars of debt like a real man πͺ
vernal junco
yoo
buoyant nova
probably umass/uw/madison
Oh ok see you there
radiant hawk
if i want to go into debt
radiant hawk
could just go to purdue or umn
vernal junco
fr I'm going to University of Phoenix if I get rejected
frigid galleon
uchicago please let me in i don't want to do the CSS
broken mason
im lucky that my state has really good state schools
radiant hawk
my state sucks π
frigid galleon
where fun goes to die? i'm fun 
warped river
i think if we all got in that would be crazy probability wise
radiant hawk
RAMEN YOU ARE GOING TO UCHICAGO ANYWAYS
vernal junco
honestly defer > accept would be the worst thing ever since I couldn't accept it anyways since I'm prob ED'ing to case if I don't get in
buoyant nova
What do you think
What will be our thread's acceptence rate?
frigid galleon
Ramen trying to cope with his UC Hicago rejection when he literally has a likely
frigid galleon
What do you think
What will be our thread's acceptence rate?
including the people here who didn't apply or not including
warped river
at least like 1/50 bc of ramen
vernal junco
What do you think
What will be our thread's acceptence rate?
0% could be a chance
broken mason
warped river
nah ramen got in
radiant hawk
^
buoyant nova
including the people here who didn't apply or not including
Not including
frigid galleon
30%
warped river
thats too high
vernal junco
that's optimistic
warped river
wait nvm
radiant hawk
20%
warped river
ppl are doing ed
vernal junco
it's prob like 15%
frigid galleon
a2c's overall ed acceptance rate to uchicago was around 40% four years ago
so i'm going off that
warped river
damn
vernal junco
ah damn
frigid galleon
bao
broken mason
where did this statistic come from
frigid galleon
this is a2c
vernal junco
I wasn't on A2C until this year so I might be behind lmfao
frigid galleon
everyone extrapolates
frigid galleon
where did this statistic come from
a mysterious poll 
warped river
LMAO
radiant hawk
you are doing the illegal statistics maneuver
vernal junco
imagine I found A2C 4 years ago, I would be so far ahead and so much more worried
warped river
i love lying on those polls ngl
frigid galleon
i took ap stats last year and got a 4
warped river
fr
broken mason
my toes are cold so im extrapolating that all toes that have ever existed are cold
frigid galleon
i have a license to do statistics wrong
radiant hawk
did you do calc
warped river
id probably be cofounder of 4 non profits atp and winner of all the olympiads or whatever
frigid galleon
did you do calc
no
vernal junco
my toes are cold so im extrapolating that all toes that have ever existed are co...
my toes are cold too so you're likely right
radiant hawk
surprising for a compsci kid
frigid galleon
i'm in ut austin precal rn
frigid galleon
surprising for a compsci kid
it's because my school wouldn't let me test out of any math classes
or do them in summer school
radiant hawk
arent you in dallas though
frigid galleon
the dallas area yes
radiant hawk
why ut austin precal
vernal junco
id probably be cofounder of 4 non profits atp and winner of all the olympiads or...
I prob would've made some weird ass app and tried to go all out even though it's not necessary lol
frigid galleon
why ut austin precal
it's remote
radiant hawk
ic
frigid galleon
so like there's a teacher at the hs and a professor at ut
all of our tests are done on the UT Austin side remotely through canvas
vernal junco
honestly I made a better essay a week before the deadline than I would have ever made 2 months prior
buoyant nova
Good night π«
Apparently it's 3 am for me
Mention me if anything plsπ½
vernal junco
procrastination gets the creativity flowing
frigid galleon
i plan on self-studying calc this summer bc i need to know it obv @radiant hawk
radiant hawk
i love calc
vernal junco
calc is ok
broken mason
Calc is chill
radiant hawk
cant wait to kms over more advanced math
warped river
same
radiant hawk
and appreciate calc even more
frigid galleon
Good night π«
Apparently it's 3 am for me
Mention me if anything plsπ½
are you in russia or smth
vernal junco
rn I'm trying to self-study multivariable to try to learn machine learning and it seems easy rn because it's just basic derivatives
altho idk what else is a part of it
radiant hawk
cool
broken mason
I just finished MV honestly its super chill easier than calc 2
buoyant nova
are you in russia or smth
Yeah almost
Armenia
frigid galleon
ahh i see i see
warped river
multivariable is so easy except some bounds for triple integrals messed me up
warped river
I just finished MV honestly its super chill easier than calc 2
agreed
frigid galleon
good night arenmkhitaryan
radiant hawk
"so easy"
warped river
Yeah almost
Armenia
omg slay armenia good night!
radiant hawk
typical a2cer
vernal junco
multivariable is so easy except some bounds for triple integrals messed me up
honestly it is, especially finding derivatives for multiple systems
frigid galleon
i love men so much
broken mason
nah calc 1 is the easy of ever
vernal junco
it's literally just finding a regular derivative but every other variable but the ones you need are constant
broken mason
I think calc 1 then calc 3 then calc 2
frigid galleon
i'm buying bao cat ears if i get accepted
radiant hawk
wtf
warped river
imo calc 2 is the easiest then calc 3 then calc 1
broken mason
it's literally just finding a regular derivative but every other variable but th...
partial derivatives aren't so bad
warped river
pre calc was the worst
vernal junco
partial derivatives aren't so bad
ye 100%
warped river
agreed
warped river
LMAO
broken mason
The worst part for me was spherical and cylindrical integrals
frigid galleon
bro is possessed by glados
warped river
The worst part for me was spherical and cylindrical integrals
AGREED OML
vernal junco
i read this as portal derivatives
don't you know how to calculate the solids of a revolution as it relates to the portal theorem?
broken mason
Like brah I do not care what the bounds of phi are
warped river
i wanted to kms sometimes bc of them
radiant hawk
π
frigid galleon
hahahaha i definitely know the calculus shit you guys are talking about
i totally understand
vernal junco
I hate geometry and math, but I like statistics
looking at charts is cool, but not theoretical math
that shit is weird
can't deal with it
warped river
i kept missing points because i forgot the p in the dA part of the spherical ones. i cannot explain this well LMAO
broken mason
my least fav shit was prob goofy triple integrals and probably curl and divergence
frigid galleon
@daring steeple can you pick me up they're scaring me with their calculus π
broken mason
can't lie curl made no sense to me
broken mason
conceptually that shit made no sense to me
warped river
agreed
broken mason
i was like okay cool that gradient f cross f = 0
or some crap like that
or was it gradient f cross gradient
I forgot π
warped river
we spent like a day on it and i was like okkk???
daring steeple
<@456226577798135808> can you pick me up they're scaring me with their calculus ...
ok come here qt
frigid galleon
jskfsd
warped river
nah i did it in a community college
frigid galleon
ok come here qt
are we going to denny's
broken mason
I had to pay 1.4k to take at UNC
frigid galleon
i need the grand slam.
warped river
mine only offers up to pre calc π
warped river
I had to pay 1.4k to take at UNC
wtf
broken mason
mine only offers up to pre calc π
β οΈ
warped river
thats crazy
frigid galleon
i'm pretty sure it'd just be cheaper to take it at uopx at that point
vernal junco
mine only offers up to pre calc π
honestly just solving it on khan is easy enough
I self learned half of my year of AP physics and I didn't have to do work because of that
frigid galleon
broken mason
the thing about UNC is its credit is transferrable pretty much anywhere
frigid galleon
$1194
vernal junco
so college apps became a little easier
warped river
i maxed out on all the math classes in my school by sophmore year i think it was so sad
vernal junco
https://www.phoenix.edu/online-courses/mth380.html
bro UPhoenix lmao
just use khan at that point
no point
frigid galleon
bro UPhoenix lmao
i'm just saying it's cheaper than UNC multivariable calc π
daring steeple
are we going to denny's
yeah im down
radiant hawk
like phil the phoenix
broken mason
the MV credit from there is probably recognized everywhere
frigid galleon
yay
radiant hawk
omg
vernal junco
I swear there's going to be a hole in my wall after UChicago decisions lol
warped river
fr
frigid galleon
Dear (x),
The peer letter of recommendation, aka the peer rec, is a unique part of Dartmouthβs application. We want to get to know you as more than just a student, and your peerβs perspective helps us better understand how you will make an impact on our community.
Who should write your peer rec? It could be your sibling, best friend, debate partner, or really anyone you consider a peer. (Your peer rec should not be written by your coach, teacher, or supervisor.)
In Dartmouthβs admissions magazine, 3D, you can read βAsking For a Friendβ to find excerpts from peer recommendations like this one: βI have watched Sofia come of age in a time of polarization, protest, and now pandemic. The strength and resilience she displays continue to inspire me and others around her.β Read the rest of the article to learn more about the peer rec.
Sincerely,
Paul Sunde
Director of Admissions
i already assigned my peer rec in common app why are they sending me this
radiant hawk
you are applying to d*rthmouth
warped river
thats like uchicago w its "how to start an essay" email
frigid galleon
you are applying to d*rthmouth
i like big darts in my mouth what can i say
frigid galleon
insufferable
you just noticed?
vocal eagle
GAS
radiant hawk
the ballad of costa concordia
vocal eagle
I saw csh in concert a few months ago
radiant hawk
β€οΈ
frigid galleon
no he's just a dart enjoyer
yeah fr what's being wrong with being a man and liking darts
it's 2022
broken mason
I wanna go to the bathroom so bad but my dad is taking the shit of all time
and I do not wanna go downstairs
vernal junco
and I do not wanna go downstairs
is there a leak?
radiant hawk
uchicago problems
broken mason
no Its cold asf down there
vocal eagle
cus they dont take credits
Uchicago takes some credits donβt they?
vernal junco
^
radiant hawk
if i dont get into uchicago
vernal junco
I wonder if I can self-study shit to skip classes
frigid galleon
if i don't get into uchicago i'm going to the art institute of colorado π―
i love for-profit colleges
vocal eagle
I wonder if uchicago will accept my credits since itβs an entire associates degree
Weβll see I guess π«‘
I wouldnβt mind being a true freshman
broken mason
I wouldnβt mind being a true freshman
That would be interesting as well
BUt preferably not π
I think what they said was like
vernal junco
honestly idk whether I'll like core or not
vernal junco
I'm excited for it but I don't want it to tank me too much
broken mason
tf is a clep
vernal junco
if I take the MCAT and get a good score this year can I go straight to medical school π
broken mason
good luck witht hat β οΈ
frigid galleon
tf is a clep
think AP but geared more towards CC/state school students
and you can take the test at any time
and they're scored out of 80
vernal junco
good luck witht hat β οΈ
I'll just self study on khan it'll be fine
frigid galleon
stands for college-level examination program
broken mason
and they're scored out of 80
Not too sure but yu can call their admissions office and see
vernal junco
I changed my mind I think Iβm getting rejected
honestly I expect I already got rejected, and rn I'm probably just going to prep for rd
might as well think I got rejected to avoid disappointment, or be surprised if I get in
vocal eagle
I think my application is extremely strong I just donβt think theyβre going to see that Iβm a fit given my situation
But if thatβs the reason then whatever honestly lol their loss
vernal junco
I worry about my grades although I think my ECs are good
broken mason
I changed my mind I think Iβm getting rejected
tf
vocal eagle
LMAO
vernal junco
But if thatβs the reason then whatever honestly lol their loss
true
broken mason
Listen
vernal junco
you clearly should have gotten in for good snow sculptures
wise dawn
i am an international who requested aid, so my chances are practically zero
warped river
just relax
thats what my uchicago postcard said yesterday LOL
vernal junco
the best thing you can do is apply for all yur RD schools
I'm just waiting for decision to come back to actually do anything for RD
broken mason
you put everything forward and gave it your best and thats what counts. If they still reject you after that then there was nothing that could be done
broken mason
I'm just waiting for decision to come back to actually do anything for RD
I wouldn't do this
warped river
fr
broken mason
You have 3 weeks(more like 2) to write RD applications
that isn't a lot of tie
time*
warped river
shh stop reminding us
vernal junco
You have 3 weeks(more like 2) to write RD applications
well ye but I'm not applying to too many schools, like I"m not shotgunning
broken mason
get started βΌοΈ you'll get the satisfaction of scrapping once you're in
vernal junco
my #1 choice for that timeline has no essays anyways and it's ED II
regardless I'll start thursday when my final exam finishes
broken mason
well your own choice but if you put everything forward towards that UChicago app and tried your best then its just up to a higher power now
If you get rejected its no big deal
vernal junco
ye
warped river
have you guys ever emailed your AO for uchicago before?
broken mason
nope
onyx sedge
have you guys ever emailed your AO for uchicago before?
3 times
warped river
wait did they ever respond
vernal junco
have you guys ever emailed your AO for uchicago before?
ye twice
and met them when they visited school
say your name too
warped river
no i was asking if they responded back since i emailed them because i got like the biggest award from my city and a course change but they never replied back so idk if they even read it LOL
vernal junco
they'll let you in easily
vernal junco
no i was asking if they responded back since i emailed them because i got like t...
I think they skim over it but they're obviously very busy
warped river
ok yeah that makes sense
onyx sedge
wait did they ever respond
All 3 times within a day
warped river
damn
onyx sedge
Wait, once it was 2 days
warped river
thats pretty cool
onyx sedge
Did yours not?
warped river
i guess mine were more statements and updates rather than questions but yeah mine didnt respond lol
onyx sedge
i guess mine were more statements and updates rather than questions but yeah min...
Lol, that's why they didn't.
vernal junco
yeah i started overthinking for a min
you prob shouldn't worry about it since your app is already probably good enough
onyx sedge
I technically emailed the admissions office, but my AO (Brandon McCallister) answered
onyx sedge
idk why lol
Because it's a statement. They don't need to respond, it's just a waste of time for them.
frigid galleon
bark
onyx sedge
If you asked a question, I'm sure they would've
frigid galleon
I technically emailed the admissions office, but my AO (Brandon McCallister) ans...
minnesota or wisconsin
warped river
Because it's a statement. They don't need to respond, it's just a waste of time ...
yeah for sure, i meant that for the "i started overthinking for a min" comment LOL
vernal junco
If you asked a question, I'm sure they would've
this too, they don't need to answer back since they don't have any real way to respond
frigid galleon
how am i supposed to respond to this
woof
daring steeple
or
warped river
LOL
frigid galleon
that was my reply to you but that works too
radiant hawk
I want headpats
warped river
headpats bao
radiant hawk
(When I get rejected)
warped river
(When I get rejected)
lmao same
vernal junco
what is this chat lmao
frigid galleon
need headpats so bad
onyx sedge
do i do a woof back
Yes
frigid galleon
what is this chat lmao
we're quirky in here
radiant hawk
what is this chat lmao
my slow drive into insanity
vernal junco
we're quirky in here
typical uchicago students
frigid galleon
my slow drive into insanity
i'd concur but i'm already insane
warped river
my slow drive into insanity
facts
radiant hawk
π
warped river
vernal junco
"slow drive" more like going 70 through traffic
frigid galleon
i need headpats so bad ngl
vernal junco
lol
warped river
this is what happens when u leave a2c kids with no proper date for decisions
vernal junco
this is what happens when u leave a2c kids with no proper date for decisions
they return to monke
frigid galleon
no i was asking for headpats before uchicago decided to not announce decisions
radiant hawk
I should have written about the supply and demand of hesdpats
radiant hawk
And the marginal social benefit
warped river
LMAOO
onyx sedge
I should've written about my slow dive into insanity
warped river
i basically did
onyx sedge
Lmfao
frigid galleon
i should have written about furries and cuddling
warped river
just not about my descent but about some old dude from the 1700s'
frigid galleon
i should have done a linguistic analysis
vernal junco
I basically talked about an insane person for my history essay
vernal junco
SAME
lmao I was up in the middle of night when I came up with it, and that's when the best essay ideas come up
warped river
my ao looks so strict
warped river
lmao I was up in the middle of night when I came up with it, and that's when the...
FRR
warped river
im like searching through all the AOS and i think mine and this other one are the worst
radiant hawk
he has to judge Californians
warped river
from my little analysis full of bias
radiant hawk
Iβd be grumpy too
vernal junco
apparently only 14 ohioans got into uchicago from last year
so I'm competing for 1 out of 14 seats lmao
frigid galleon
me rn this you? https://youtu.be/mX6FrN6hXHc
frigid galleon
whoever has brandon McCallister as an AO is so lucky he looks lowk nice
giacomo ramos looks better imo
warped river
so I'm competing for 1 out of 14 seats lmao
omg thats fun
warped river
compared to competiting with a bunch of bayarea kids
frigid galleon
oh god have i gone that insane
onyx sedge
whoever has brandon McCallister as an AO is so lucky he looks lowk nice
He is so nice. Such a wonderful and smart dude
frigid galleon
let me pull them pu
radiant hawk
apparently only 14 ohioans got into uchicago from last year
where is this data
vernal junco
omg thats fun
I'm just hoping ohioans are dumb af so I have less competition
vernal junco
where is this data
I made it the fuck up, that's where I got it
radiant hawk
π
vernal junco
but anyways idk where I actually got it
warped river
bro i literally got the worst ao from california out of the 4
jkjk
theyre probably fine
cerulean forge
I'm back, no decision date yet? 
warped river
nope
vernal junco
apparently 19% of students are from my area https://collegeadmissions.uchicago.edu/apply/class-2026-profile
wait tf
frigid galleon
pulling up the uchicago california AOs one sec
vernal junco
what is wrong with ohio
radiant hawk
they map regions weirdly to make it look even
vernal junco
oh it's covered by a bubble
vernal junco
lmao
cerulean forge
it's demonstrated interest
LMAO
radiant hawk
πππ
warped river
LMAOO
theres 3 ok aos for california and then theres 2 aos that id be stressed to have bc theyre so mysterious or strict looking
frigid galleon
okay
vernal junco
can I declare squatters rights for uchicago
radiant hawk
man washu kids got their acceptances
vernal junco
just the whole campus
radiant hawk
Meanwhile I donβt even have my decision date
vernal junco
true
frigid galleon
uchicago california AOs rated
mason heller - 7/10
nicole mullen - can't rate, not straight
berenice campos - can't rate, not straight
karen schrum - doesn't have a profile pic on linkedin, also not straight
justin klein - 8/10
i only rate men
radiant hawk
**uchicago california AOs rated**
mason heller - 7/10
nicole mullen - can't rate...
can you rate Allison White
please
frigid galleon
i just told you i only rate men
onyx sedge
And Brandon McCallister
radiant hawk
misogynist
frigid galleon
would date
onyx sedge
Let's go
onyx sedge
misogynist
You're just jealous they only like men
radiant hawk
Desperation
onyx sedge
They're gonna revoke your acceptance now
frigid galleon
π
frigid galleon
fr got caught in 4k stalking the AOs
YOU GUYS ASKED ME TO RATE THE CALIFORNIA AOs
LIKE I'M NOT STALKING I'M DOING WHAT Y'ALL ASKED π
onyx sedge
I think it's stalking
frigid galleon
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
i don't actually care about my linkedin or need it
my github has a more complete resume
onyx sedge
Lmfao
frigid galleon
I think it's stalking
vernal junco
YOU GUYS ASKED ME TO RATE THE CALIFORNIA AOs
we're eliminating the competition, get out
frigid galleon
anyway if y'all want me to rate your uchicago AOs send me their fucking profile picture and don't give me names because i'm stupid π
vernal junco
more acceptance rates for the rest of us
frigid galleon
so rude
vernal junco
this is communism at work
frigid galleon
They're gonna revoke your acceptance now
implying i got accepteed
radiant hawk
infuriating
onyx sedge
implying i got accepteed
Well, the joke wouldn't work otherwise
frigid galleon
anyway it's just demonstrated interest chill
frigid galleon
was joking lol
ik i'm fucking around
onyx sedge
"Deleted Account viewed your profile"
frigid galleon
anywaay my linkedin account is gone now
vernal junco
ik i'm fucking around
with the AOs? that could have some great yield...
onyx sedge
Literally, if you're good enough in bed, they may let you in for your performance. Just get with all the AOs and bribe them with sexual acts to see if they let you in that way
I'm honestly considering it at this point
warped river
LMAOO π
vernal junco
Literally, if you're good enough in bed, they may let you in for your performanc...
honestly you have to submit it as a part of your art profile for to be considered
warped river
lmao the video submission
onyx sedge
Fully choreographed is the only way to do it lmfao
vernal junco
fr bro is passing the SAT (sexual aptitude test)
warped river
i wonder if anyone was stupid enough to do that to any school, not only uchicago
LMAO
radiant hawk
Writing poetry to get into UChicago
onyx sedge
I'm sure there has been at least one person that thought they could seduce the AOs with a tape of some sort
vernal junco
Writing poetry to get into UChicago
essays would be a fanfic
"which historical figure did you sleep with"
frigid galleon
Literally, if you're good enough in bed, they may let you in for your performanc...
i'm 16
onyx sedge
Think about how many people have done a video, there's got to be at least one nefarious actor in that pool of people
frigid galleon
i'm not even the age of consent in texas chill π
vernal junco
I think most of us are underage lmao
frigid galleon
yeah but that's legal in most states
warped river
wouldnt that be considered cp tho. hold on, the AOs could probably be sued or smth too LOLL
frigid galleon
i'm not legal in my own state
onyx sedge
wouldnt that be considered cp tho. hold on, the AOs could probably be sued or sm...
Yes, it would still be cp
frigid galleon
also @onyx sedge i'd be bottoming π
warped river
at that point just submit a vid from online
warped river
fr
frigid galleon
i concur
vernal junco
ye this is getting off the rails
radiant hawk
I think we need to be less quirky
warped river
fr
frigid galleon
let's tone down the quirkiness
warped river
LMAOOO
yk i think it would be entirely sad if everyone got in except like one person
warped river
fr
frigid galleon
bark
vernal junco
yk i think it would be entirely sad if everyone got in except like one person
imagine no one gets in
vernal junco
they ban all A2C users from applying
frigid galleon
ramen got in
woof
frigid galleon
they ban all A2C users from applying
Ramen getting rescinded when they find out he browses A2C
radiant hawk
no more furry until decision date
warped river
they ban all A2C users from applying
lmao a2c who?
frigid galleon
no more furry until decision date
that's like telling me to stop breathing until decisions
not happening
warped river
once we get a decision date we should give each other fun dares we all have to do
frigid galleon
oh so now you want me to die
radiant hawk
skill issue
warped river
lmao
vernal junco
no more furry until decision date
you gotta put the muzzle on
onyx sedge
it looks better now
Danke
radiant hawk
you gotta put the muzzle on
πππ
vernal junco
if we all get in we need to meet at campus lmao
frigid galleon
you gotta put the muzzle on
do not fucking muzzle me
warped river
fr
onyx sedge
if we all get in we need to meet at campus lmao
That's like the 5th time someone has said that lol
radiant hawk
you are being muzzled
warped river
frrr
onyx sedge
We def can
warped river
i want to see some of you in person ngl
frigid galleon
you are being muzzled
can't muzzle me.
warped river
especailly the furry
vernal junco
you are being muzzled
we gotta cage him
frigid galleon
especailly the furry
why me π
warped river
LMAO IDK I THINK ITD BE INTERESTING
onyx sedge
Y'all are too quirky
frigid galleon
we gotta cage him
wtf's next are you guys gonna put me on a leash now
radiant hawk
we gotta cage him
π
frigid galleon
if we all get in we need to meet at campus lmao
agreed. i'm buying bao cat ears
warped river
tbf the only irl i know who got into uchicago was a furry sooo
frigid galleon
he's getting out of hand, we gotta use the tranquilizer
??????
extrapolating βΌοΈ
radiant hawk
only irl who I know got into UChicago was a Mormon
radiant hawk
she would have killed the furry wi the power of god
warped river
so quirky
radiant hawk
but she went to byu
vernal junco
she would have killed the furry wi the power of god
she putting them down
radiant hawk
yea
warped river
understandable with the context but still
warped river
literally
frigid galleon
i feel like if i visit you guys on campus you're gonna like parade me around on a leash or tranquilize me and lock me in your basement for 10 years
onyx sedge
she put UChicago in their place
On a pedestal?
vernal junco
i feel like if i visit you guys on campus you're gonna like parade me around on ...
that's the best option yeah
radiant hawk
i feel like if i visit you guys on campus you're gonna like parade me around on ...
I think thatβs your fantasy
warped river
frr
frigid galleon
i'm just extrapolating from apocalypsegamer1's messages
vernal junco
that would be horrible lmao
radiant hawk
I would have to complain to the RA
frigid galleon
ngl imagine if some of you get in and end up being put in the same dorm
the other dude would move out π
warped river
LMAO
vernal junco
I'd have to tie him down
vernal junco
LMAO
warped river
guys we already have almost 6k messages π we had 4k like yesterday
frigid galleon
i'm getting a dorm with you
vernal junco
bro they don't allow pets I don't think
warped river
LMAO
frigid galleon
I'M NOT A PET
warped river
paracatboy gets rejected bc of that
radiant hawk
the people who get into UChicago will be the ones that talk the least
warped river
the people who get into UChicago will be the ones that talk the least
the ones who actually are working on their apps rn
onyx sedge
Everyone who posted on their Instagram last year didn't make it in
frigid galleon
I'M NOT A PET
especially not yours
frigid galleon
Everyone who posted on their Instagram last year didn't make it in
are you fr
radiant hawk
π
warped river
Everyone who posted on their Instagram last year didn't make it in
i think i saw 2 who did and the rest got rejected
π
frigid galleon
imagine if uchicago AOs are reading this thread
onyx sedge
i think i saw 2 who did and the rest got rejected
I was told they all got rejected
daring steeple
i feel like if i visit you guys on campus you're gonna like parade me around on ...
warped river
youd never catch me commenting under a college's post
frigid galleon
<:uhhhhhh:809439021813596210>
gues haiiiiii
daring steeple
haii
frigid galleon
youd never catch me commenting under a college's post
i challenged uopx to a duel on twitter once
warped river
lmfao
frigid galleon
they never replied
vernal junco
imagine if uchicago AOs are reading this thread
That is exactly what is going on
Theyre screening us before decisions
radiant hawk
Iβm so quirky
warped river
is this why theyre taking so long to give us the date LOL
frigid galleon
Theyre screening us before decisions
i'm getting in because of my quirk factor fr
radiant hawk
accept me daddy
daring steeple
why the reaction
idk just a statement
frigid galleon
bark
warped river
having this week off from school was evil ngl. i cant focus on anything but decisions now LOL
frigid galleon
ruff
radiant hawk
no furry shit
onyx sedge
having this week off from school was evil ngl. i cant focus on anything but deci...
Pick up a new hobby
radiant hawk
we are passing new legislation in this sacred chamber
onyx sedge
no furry shit
I second this
warped river
okay im not going to come back to this thread until it's the next day
frigid galleon
okay you guys were literally talking about submitting a sex tape to uchicago but furry shit is too much
warped river
LMAOOO
onyx sedge
Okay
radiant hawk
yes
frigid galleon
????
frigid galleon
gn ?? '27
vernal junco
okay im not going to come back to this thread until it's the next day
Seeya
daring steeple
you know cornell might be the most active but for sure chicago quirkiest
frigid galleon
hope you get bitches
warped river
thank you thank you!! hope we get some news tmr
radiant hawk
the source of all debauchery is the furry shit
daring steeple
self selecting applicant pool
frigid galleon
you know cornell might be the most active but for sure chicago quirkiest
keep the uchicago thread quirky
we cannot be banning furry discussion in the uc hicago thread.
radiant hawk
we can
frigid galleon
the source of all debauchery is the furry shit
the source of all the debauchery is this thread's collective degeneracy and my contribution to it is miniscule
onyx sedge
okay you guys were literally talking about submitting a sex tape to uchicago but...
And we stopped because we thought it was too far, likewise for this
frigid galleon
i started the first uchicago thread in a2c π
frigid galleon
And we stopped because we thought it was too far, likewise for this
how is it too far
it's not even on the same magnitude as talking about fucking AOs
radiant hawk
your UChicago thread was talking about kissing AOsπππ
radiant hawk
uchicago has no interviews
frigid galleon
yes
radiant hawk
ππππ
vernal junco
uchicago has no interviews
Used to
radiant hawk
videos
frigid galleon
also kissing AOs isn't the same as having sex with them
like can we acknowledge that
radiant hawk
no
vernal junco
Well now it does ye but before covid it had interviews I think
frigid galleon
tf do you mean no
radiant hawk
they are both bad
frigid galleon
yes
vernal junco
tf do you mean no
Theyre the same in that bao has done them before
frigid galleon
but having sex with your AO is objectively worse
vernal junco
they are still both bad
The AOs?
daring steeple
wtf guys
frigid galleon
haii gues
lilac bridge
i
onyx sedge
Can we just move on
frigid galleon
????
vernal junco
onyx sedge
Now, we are asking to move on and continue with life
frigid galleon
anyway i maintain my position on furry discourse in the uc hicago thread
onyx sedge
Is not talking about furries gonna be that hard for you paracatboy?
lilac bridge
anyways idk who said it but someone mentioned there only being 3 weeks left for rd and
frigid galleon
Is not talking about furries gonna be that hard for you paracatboy?
not particularly i just think that bao is being unreasonable and i will continue to converse about furries
frigid galleon
anyways idk who said it but someone mentioned there only being 3 weeks left for ...
less than 3 for some places :^)
and we still don't have a decision date
lilac bridge
right so i should def get on those!
vernal junco
anyways idk who said it but someone mentioned there only being 3 weeks left for ...
2 of them are no school so eh easy enough
lilac bridge
and we still don't have a decision date
watch us get decisions after RD deadlines
onyx sedge
not particularly i just think that bao is being unreasonable and i will continue...
No, most of us agree that you should stop talking about it. This is the uChicago thread and furries are NOT related
frigid galleon
watch us get decisions after RD deadlines
lmfaooooo
frigid galleon
No, most of us agree that you should stop talking about it. This is the uChicago...
...bruh this is a2c
#π©-lounge-chat is basically just off-topic
if we only talked about uchicago that would make us unhinged
there are things to life other than college, this is thread is basically a community of uchicago applicants but that isn't the only label you should be donning
radiant hawk
a house divided on furries
onyx sedge
Almost everything we talk about is uChicaga or admissions adjacent. You are the one talking about fucking furries for now reason
radiant hawk
πππ
frigid galleon
cannot stand
onyx sedge
Either shut up or leave
frigid galleon
bro is PRESSED
lilac bridge
(also the cornell & dartmouth threads are never about just cornell & dartmouth, how do you think they got to so many messages)
vernal junco
a house divided on furries
A house divided cannot stand
frigid galleon
(also the cornell & dartmouth threads are never about just cornell & dartmouth, ...
EXACTLY
like not all 6k messages here are about uchicago
radiant hawk
it might be good to burn the thread
broken mason
Agreed
radiant hawk
I fear for the rd kids
odd heath
<@537111285054046228> haii
Hello!
vernal junco
This chat is strange
radiant hawk
This chat is strange
you could say it is quirky
frigid galleon
This chat is strange
i mean you're in the uchicago thread
odd heath
how are you?
Doing okay, thanks! How are you?
onyx sedge
Half of the shit isn't related
A vast majority is related to admissions in some way
frigid galleon
if you want normal people go to the MIT thread
frigid galleon
Doing okay, thanks! How are you?
good
vernal junco
if you want normal people go to the MIT thread
Good joke
radiant hawk
Mit is not for normal people
frigid galleon
A vast majority is related to admissions in some way
i think you just have an unhealthy work-life balance π
lilac bridge
hey ant!
radiant hawk
Itβs just for study robots
frigid galleon
study robots are normal people
onyx sedge
i think you just have an unhealthy work-life balance π
I think you can't take "no" for an answer.
frigid galleon
i can't no
frigid galleon
vernal junco
https://tenor.com/bA1NR.gif
Bro is entering the atmosphere
frigid galleon
I think you can't take "no" for an answer.
no i just find the fact you're trying to restrict topics of discussion in a thread about a school whose entire gimmick is being quirky stupid
frigid galleon
Bro is entering the atmosphere
lmfao
onyx sedge
But there is a point where things go beyond reasonable, that's what Bao was trying to make clear to you
frigid galleon
imo bao is being unreasonable that is my entire argument
anyway why are we debating this again
vernal junco
Never before could you see a battle between a T Rex and a furry! Come back next time folks for "Tribulations of UChicago."
frigid galleon
Never before could you see a battle between a T Rex and a furry! Come back next ...
only at uchicago
onyx sedge
Marginal cost was not meeting marginal revenue
vernal junco
This is a presidential level debate
frigid galleon
see the thing about me is i don't care about return on investment
gray geyser
what is happening
onyx sedge
see the thing about me is i don't care about return on investment
That's awesome, I'm happy for you
frigid galleon
are you EA or ED?
frigid galleon
not you
onyx sedge
I know
gray geyser
EA
frigid galleon
then why did you answer π
vernal junco
this is communism at work
Scroll up to here and read @gray geyser
onyx sedge
then why did you answer π
I dunno
gray geyser
Scroll up to here and read <@523919742118133790>
ty π«‘ also W pfp!!
frigid galleon
Scroll up to here and read <@523919742118133790>
a schism the likes of which has never been seen before
vernal junco
ty π«‘ also W pfp!!
Thanks, drew it myself a few years ago
frigid galleon
love the ralsei pfp
i never actually clicked your profile
so i didn't see it in full detail
vernal junco
I drew it like a few days after the first game came out lmao
Didn't ever bother changing it
radiant hawk
I need to get a new pfp
gritty idol
rea
frigid galleon
kinda considering taking remote dual enrollment japanese at the local cc
gritty idol
ll
vernal junco
I need to get a new pfp
Nah yours is good
radiant hawk
hiiro
frigid galleon
i like your pfp bao it's cute
gritty idol
baoaoaoaoaoaaoaoaa