UChicago (2022-2023)

[frigid galleon]

Cds nuts

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[versed salmon]

LOL

[frigid galleon]

last i checked i don't have a tail

unless the cornell bitches surgically added one to me while i was taking a nap

[onyx sedge]

Your name

"tail debater"

[radiant hawk]

cornell is better than UChicago

[onyx sedge]

BAO

[frigid galleon]

tail debater -> debates about tails

[onyx sedge]

THATS TREASON

[frigid galleon]

not debates people with tails

[teal mauve]

youre The Creator tho

[frigid galleon]

NAHHHHHHH

🚪

show yourself out

[radiant hawk]

ok but their engineering school is better than UChicago

it’s fact

💀

[radiant hawk]

that’s not very UChicago of you

#1 free speech

smh

[frigid galleon]

oh

right

[onyx sedge]

Their engineering school has different objectives. That's a fact

[frigid galleon]

that's actually what i wrote about in my why uchicago essay to an extent

[onyx sedge]

Me too!

[frigid galleon]

bc i actually do care a lot about free speech on campus

i checked fire rankings and also read campus policies + free expression commitments

uchicago is actually so cool i'm gonna be so sad if they reject me dude

[onyx sedge]

Their engineering school is far less focused on creating 'engineers' and really just moreso about applied sciences

[radiant hawk]

cornell is a W school and the only ivy I would like

[onyx sedge]

I realize those are very closely related, but there is a distinction

Cornell is fine

Just not my flavor

[frigid galleon]

uchicago is my top choice

i guess like

[onyx sedge]

me too, that's why I ED'd lol

[radiant hawk]

uw is actually my top choice

[frigid galleon]

below that would be good LACs like grinnell and swarthmore

cmu would prob be my second choice

[onyx sedge]

Okay Bao

[radiant hawk]

unfortunately they don’t have ed

[frigid galleon]

and then after the good LACs is whatever colleges have the hottest guys

in order

or cutest

[frigid galleon]

yeah my top choice is actually minerva

[radiant hawk]

bros going to college to rizz up guys 💀

[frigid galleon]

men have needs and those include platonic cuddles from cute guys

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao valid

Platonic hugs are great

[radiant hawk]

💀

[frigid galleon]

or not platonic i don't really care

[onyx sedge]

Bro

[frigid galleon]

i'm just saying though....

[onyx sedge]

Cornell people blaming me for messing up their SS of the 10,000 posts

I didn't do anything 😭

[frigid galleon]

imagine if they do a surprise release on the 16th

[onyx sedge]

That'd be epic

[radiant hawk]

im just gonna long hold the view decision letter button

if the preview doesn’t shown any colorful bubbles

turning off the phone

[onyx sedge]

I don't know what to expect, so I'm just going to open it and be surprised

[frigid galleon]

Thank you for checking on your application status! At this time, we have processed all of your application materials, and our committee is in the process of finalizing decisions for Early Action and Early Decision-1 applicants. We will notify you via email when your admissions decision is ready to be viewed; we expect to release admissions decisions in mid-December and will share our decision release date on our website when it is finalized.

[onyx sedge]

Don't tell me if their is an animation or video

I don't want to know

[radiant hawk]

there isn’t

[onyx sedge]

BAO

[radiant hawk]

it’s just colorful bubbles at the top

[onyx sedge]

Don't tell me

BAO

:/

I'm going to forget you said anything

anyways

I'm gonna go to bed

[radiant hawk]

😎

[onyx sedge]

I'll see y'all tomorrow

[radiant hawk]

did u ever tour umich

[onyx sedge]

Maybe not you bao...

grr

[frigid galleon]

January 1, 2023. You haven't looked at your UChicago decision yet, as you didn't want any spoilers. You can't control the curiosity anymore, though--you open the UChicago website on your mobile phone. Nervously, you enter in your credentials and press the login button, expecting an update in your application status to pop up. Instead: "Thank you for checking on your application status! At this time, we have processed all of your application materials, and our committee is in the process of finalizing decisions for Early Action and Early Decision-1 applicants. We will notify you via email when your admissions decision is ready to be viewed; we expect to release admissions decisions in mid-December and will share our decision release date on our website when it is finalized."

[onyx sedge]

Hahahaha

That would be so painful

[onyx sedge]

I toured uMich

Why?

[radiant hawk]

when

[onyx sedge]

This summer

June

[radiant hawk]

ic ic

[onyx sedge]

Why?

Did you want to hear about it?

[radiant hawk]

idk how it is in the summer

[onyx sedge]

Not bad

[radiant hawk]

because I only went in October and I was dying

[onyx sedge]

A little warm, but usually they stay around 70-85 in the summer

[radiant hawk]

so like 25C

[onyx sedge]

Somtimes you get those really hot days at like 90-100, but they aren't too often

More like 25-30

well 22-30

[frigid galleon]

uchi admissions are basically

first reading (regional ao) -> second reading (regional ao) -> committee

right?

[radiant hawk]

better than here ig

[onyx sedge]

The hot days can get up to like 35 C

[radiant hawk]

you don’t have to question it

the council has already decided your fate

[frigid galleon]

no i'm asking bc i told someone that

bc i watched fucking

uchi application file videos

but i don't remember if that's the case

i'm pretty sure it is though

[radiant hawk]

why do you want to know

what benefit will this knowledge have

[frigid galleon]

biscuit asked

[radiant hawk]

what is the marginal benefit

vs marginal cost

[frigid galleon]

bao this is

[onyx sedge]

lmfao

[frigid galleon]

ACADEMIC INQUIRY

[onyx sedge]

bao

[frigid galleon]

we are THIRSTING

for KNOWLEDGEE

The same way i THIRST for MEN.

[radiant hawk]

but is this knowledge truly worth it to be sought after

[frigid galleon]

true

@radiant hawk imagine if you changed your preferred name in the portal to "Fun"

[onyx sedge]

Imagine if you changed it to "Accept me"

[frigid galleon]

lmfaoooo

[radiant hawk]

u should do it

[frigid galleon]

no i'd get murdered

[radiant hawk]

I will have fun calling you fun

so you die

[frigid galleon]

I will kiss your Yale interviewer

[radiant hawk]

skip the middleman

Kill the Yale interviewer

[frigid galleon]

discord update downloads
my discord theme breaks
oh my fucking god i forgot how ugly stock discord is

[onyx sedge]

Yea, so "Accepts Mes" application was pretty good. Accept Me's essays were generally well written with good, strong messages that align with our ideology. Accept Me's ECs were pretty strong. Definite leadership qualities, although they definitely were lacking in major-related activities. Accept me's video profile was excellent, though a little long. Overall, I think Accept me is qualified for admission, though not a stand-out applicant."

[frigid galleon]

oh thank god i fixed my theme

[frigid galleon]

💀

[onyx sedge]

After writing that out, I feel actually pretty okay about my chances.

Like, lowkey I could maybe make it

[radiant hawk]

if I get deferred

im writing whatever I want in the LoCI

[onyx sedge]

If I get deferred...

[radiant hawk]

im not restraining anything

[onyx sedge]

Nearest cliff and I'm hugging the air

@versed salmon Welcome

[versed salmon]

Hello

[onyx sedge]

How're you doing on this fine evening

[radiant hawk]

going to write a LoCI in Korean expressing how I love UChicago

[versed salmon]

I'm trying to write NYU but idek if this org still exists

[versed salmon]

gila lu astoge

[onyx sedge]

Honestly, that is not a bad idea

[onyx sedge]

Hahaha, need help?

[versed salmon]

I mean

unless you know whether or not the NYU Indonesian Students Association is still active at NYU

Idk if you can help lmao

[onyx sedge]

One seocnd

[frigid galleon]

bark

[frigid galleon]

making a conlang for uchicago

[onyx sedge]

@versed salmon From what I can tell, it still shows up on Engage, so you should be fine. the AOs will NOT know whether it went under or not. Let's be honest, they don't know everything

If it is still on Engage, then you're probably fine

https://nyu.campuslabs.com/engage/organization/indonesian-students-association-all-university/contact

Contact them from that link

[frigid galleon]

https://www.facebook.com/ISANYU/

[onyx sedge]

@versed salmon It looks like they stopped meeting following the summer of '21

[frigid galleon]

their facebook has been dead for 2 years

[versed salmon]

That's what I was thinkign

[onyx sedge]

Damn, we are good internet sleuthers

[versed salmon]

That's also a concern

[radiant hawk]

if I get into UChicago we gotta start a conlang club

[versed salmon]

Do I say that I want to continue their mission?

[onyx sedge]

I wouldn't worry about it DNX

[versed salmon]

I feel like that's the safest bet here right

[onyx sedge]

Yea

[frigid galleon]

i had the most cursed conlang idea ever earlier but i never completed it

[onyx sedge]

I like that a lot actually

It really gives you a sense of purpose and drive. Also, seems really genuine since you want to build of their previous success and revitalize that part of the campus

[radiant hawk]

woof bark rawr owo uwu

[versed salmon]

conlang?

[radiant hawk]

constructed lang

[versed salmon]

mm

[versed salmon]

Plays into my ecs/race

[onyx sedge]

I would join

[frigid galleon]

we could write a ling paper about furries @radiant hawk

[versed salmon]

race for me is a bit thing

[frigid galleon]

we need to find a prof who's cool enough

[onyx sedge]

Yea, see like the perfect thing to say tbh

[radiant hawk]

💀

[versed salmon]

too perfect 🤔

Eh

[onyx sedge]

Naw

[versed salmon]

I'm waiting on some emails here and there

[onyx sedge]

Not too perfect, just right

[versed salmon]

we gon go 4-0 with columbia on friday!!!

5-0 with uchi before then perhaps???

[frigid galleon]

did you guys know one of the guys at furscience got her phd at uchicago

https://furscience.com/dr-elizabeth-fein/

[onyx sedge]

I mean, I guess it really depends on how much you've played into race, but it sounds like it is a theme in your application, not a focus-point / central point, which is what you want

[onyx sedge]

press x for doubt

[versed salmon]

it's the central theme of my commonapp essay lol

[radiant hawk]

how did she get her phd

[versed salmon]

nah fam press y for YESSIREE

[onyx sedge]

It's the common app, that's where race should be talked about

[versed salmon]

No but genuinely I think I have a solid chance at UChi

my quirky essay was very quirky

[onyx sedge]

You applied EA, right?

[versed salmon]

mhm

[frigid galleon]

what can you do with a PhD from UChicago at the Department of Comparative Human Development? this

[onyx sedge]

It'll be tough then

[frigid galleon]

idk but she seems talented given she graduated summa cum laude from swarthmore for her ba

[radiant hawk]

💀

[versed salmon]

College admissions in general is tough

[frigid galleon]

summa cum laude from swarthmore cannot be easy

[onyx sedge]

Yea, but I'm saying uChicago tough, not college admission tough. The EA round is not super easy to get into with (although better than RD)

[versed salmon]

Right right

[frigid galleon]

swarthmore is already full of the smartest kids out there, then on top of that she placed in the top 3% of swarthmore students

[onyx sedge]

Yea no, not easy at all

[versed salmon]

i don't think anyone has ever written about Suharto being born in Papua

[frigid galleon]

so like this furry scientist clearly knows what she's doing

[buoyant nova]

What did you write your UChicago essays about?

[frigid galleon]

among us sus

[onyx sedge]

DM me and I'll share

My was about thought/ideas

[versed salmon]

I think the good thing about UChi essays (the quirky ones) is that they really make you think

for mine i had to do a shitton of research

[frigid galleon]

@chrome nova hi can i kidnap you

cornell has 10k messages and we only have 4k

[chrome nova]

Yes

[versed salmon]

uchi alone i have dozens of tabs open for research

[chrome nova]

[frigid galleon]

🥺

bruh the fuck are these stickers

the top sticker 🤨

[onyx sedge]

What is your 💀 role?

[frigid galleon]

nitro boosters get custom roles

like if you click on me you can see my top role is catboy

@teal mauve wtf is the ab role what does it do

[teal mauve]

i think it blocks you from smth you kept spamming

[frigid galleon]

uhhh

can i have it removed

because i forgot what that role did

[radiant hawk]

might need to get nitro just to get a special role

[warped river]

[radiant hawk]

only if I get accepted though

[teal mauve]

provided you dont do it again sure

[frigid galleon]

[chrome nova]

custom booster

[frigid galleon]

yeah sure i won't given i don't even remember what i was spamming

[radiant hawk]

probably spamming furry stuff

[teal mauve]

i think it was when you kept using the report command for bs

[frigid galleon]

OHHHHH

yeah i'll stop

[radiant hawk]

naughty

[frigid galleon]

i use furry emojis and stickers in official company chats at my internship

i just do not gaf

[onyx sedge]

Oh sweet

[frigid galleon]

(using furry stickers while talking about a security flaw on a development server in an official staff chat)

[radiant hawk]

looks complex

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

I'm saving that

[radiant hawk]

bro said he’s gonna go to sleep an hour ago

now im gonna go to sleep

[teal mauve]

i relay the same to you that i did to dartmouth: this gets pinned if nothing is announced tomorrow

[warped river]

TREX WHAT

i saw that message

[onyx sedge]

I TAKE IT BACK

[warped river]

WHY

I JUST SAW THE EORD DECISION

I DIDNT READ ALL OF IT THO

[onyx sedge]

There was a language misunderstanding

Don't worry about it

[radiant hawk]

what did he say

were you being naughty

[radiant hawk]

low key Cornell better

[warped river]

in a week at this time we’ll either be sleeping peacefully or writing essays rn

[radiant hawk]

at least Cornell doesn’t tease with decision dates

[onyx sedge]

BAO

You ED'd don't be a traitor

That was a funny typo

[warped river]

cornell is only good for that and having the greatest applicant pool w no life (10k messages ???)

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO

[radiant hawk]

ok but we also have no life

[warped river]

true

but at least uchicago is good at smth

[radiant hawk]

one is a raging furry

[onyx sedge]

That's why they all commit suicide, they're attached to Discord like it's life support

[warped river]

a lot of things actually

[warped river]

multiple

[radiant hawk]

one is a social media boomer

💀

[warped river]

multiple keep doxing themselves

[onyx sedge]

hahaha, that's funny

[radiant hawk]

but I’m going to sleep so I don’t end up like trex

💀💀💀

2 am

[onyx sedge]

...

Hehehehehe

I have to be at a meeting in 5 hours

It's worth it though, free bagels

[frigid galleon]

THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON

[onyx sedge]

Lol

I think Bao was calling me the boomer

What if we all got accepted...

Just a thought

That'd be kind of epic

We could have a reunion on day 1

[onyx sedge]

GOOD MORNING Y'ALL

Decision announcement day?

[buoyant nova]

Good morning
No info yet

[gentle maple]

Gosh darn

[stone cosmos]

thats so true

guys do ur RD

the 18 to 1st is not enough time

[onyx sedge]

They will most likely announce this afternoon or late morning, so probably sometime between 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM CST

[onyx sedge]

I refuse

Living on the edge

[vocal eagle]

I soooo hope the announcement is today

[buoyant nova]

I've finished my early action 10 schools in 4 days before the deadline

[frigid galleon]

fuck the principal at my school for these attendance policies man

i shouldn't have to force myself to go to school when i'm extremely sick

[frigid galleon]

damn gj

some of us didn't shotgun 😊

[buoyant nova]

Tf

[frigid galleon]

you're lucky it's finals day for me

and i can't obsessively check my inbox

[frigid galleon]

my school's policies are so ass. the only way to get around it is a doctor's note and i can't afford a good doctor :^)

[buoyant nova]

😭😭😭 me who just sits at home missing school 4 days in a week

What if you just don't go
Will they punish you somehow?

[mild rose]

I’ve had it going since nov 1 ):

[lilac bridge]

well thank god those are my free-er periods

i can obsessively check my phone 😭

but could someone ping me in this chat if they announce decision date pls

[vocal eagle]

Will do 😸

[radiant hawk]

wdym

[frigid galleon]

our finals are paused because of a fucking tornado

only in texas bruh

i was taking my ap music theory final when the sirens went off

[radiant hawk]

i didn’t take ap music theory because i have trauma from old music theory classes

too difficult

[frigid galleon]

i'm in a fucking choir practice room waiting for the tornado to go away

our teacher left the radio on and i can hear news reports about the damage in grapevine

[radiant hawk]

kekw

[versed salmon]

Actually? Damn

[radiant hawk]

only if they choose to announce it

[vocal eagle]

Dude my brother is in Carrollton

And he sent me a video of it

Be safe

[exotic yarrow]

Wait why do we think decisions are being released today

[frigid galleon]

i am your brother

[vocal eagle]

We think they’re going to announce the decision date today

[frigid galleon]

i'm safe and after your first couple of tornado warnings you stop caring

it's less of a scary thing and more of an inconvenience

[vocal eagle]

I was in (removed lol) when that tornado hit us a few months ago

Doxxing myself kinda so I’m gonna remove this after lol

But it destroyed a shit ton of the city

[frigid galleon]

goddamn

[vocal eagle]

I was waiting at home all day for the tornado to hit and the warning went away so I got in my car and drove to go get dinner with my bf

And I drove like right through where the tornado was forming LMAO

It hit my entire neighborhood except my house

[frigid galleon]

okay it's going into plano

[frigid galleon]

oh my god

you are insane

[radiant hawk]

chad

quirky

just like uchicago

[vocal eagle]

I should’ve wrote about the tornado almost throwing me off the interstate overpass

[radiant hawk]

should have

[exotic yarrow]

Ohhh thank you

[radiant hawk]

!uchicago

[frigid galleon]

okay going back to my final bye guys

[onyx sedge]

Will do

[onyx sedge]

Well, that is if they post them today, which they may or may not

[onyx sedge]

Good luck!

[versed salmon]

Lol

[onyx sedge]

:)

Could be

[vocal eagle]

my gut feeling is that decisions will be on monday

they havent ever posted the announcement later than the 15th so itll be today or tomorrow im sure

[onyx sedge]

Hope...

[vocal eagle]

i have secret witchy powers and i think itll be announced today

[onyx sedge]

Yea, but they normally give ample awareness so if the announcement isn't today or tomorrow, it more likely than not will be on Monday

I guess we've never considered if it would be Saturday morning

Could that be?

[wise dawn]

MIT is saturday so maybe

[warped river]

day 3 of begging uchicago to release their decisions 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[warped river]

it better be

so it’s probably going to be monday ngl if we’re basing it off of trends

crying 😭

fr

[radiant hawk]

fr

it has to be today for that tho

[warped river]

friday would be such a perfect day to get decisions

what kind of evil school decides to ruin a whole week by releasing decisions on a monday

literally

[onyx sedge]

Didn't know if it was a possibility or not

[radiant hawk]

fr

[warped river]

mid december should just mean the 15th

esp if they say by mid december

[vocal eagle]

Cooking breakfast rn to get my mind off of decisions </3

[stone cosmos]

how yk

[onyx sedge]

Speculating, and historically they post it at/around noon

[frigid galleon]

men love me, ap music theory finals fear me

https://tenor.com/qvaM.gif

"uchicago decision date? uchicago decision date? uchicago decision date?"

[radiant hawk]

embed fail

[vocal eagle]

Noon central time right?

[warped river]

probably

which is like rn

wait nvm

1 more hr

[onyx sedge]

Ues

Which is 10:00 PST

1:00 EST

[vocal eagle]

Est gang rise up

You made my heart drop

[warped river]

a3cube whyy

literally

[vocal eagle]

If we get in I’m dropping my ig handle

And updating my bio

I comment on a lot of the uchicago posts LMAO

[radiant hawk]

did you comment on the new one 💀

[vocal eagle]

Yes…

doxxing myself

[radiant hawk]

u are

💀💀💀

[vocal eagle]

I removed my comment it’s ok

[onyx sedge]

Good idea

[radiant hawk]

good

[onyx sedge]

I almost saw it

[vocal eagle]

Lmfaooo

[radiant hawk]

It was the only real comment barring the robot comments

[vocal eagle]

Remove that

My names on it!!!

[radiant hawk]

remove that

[vocal eagle]

Thank you LOL

LOL

It’s cool just don’t dox me please </3

I trust y’all lol

I really hope they post today

It’s all I can think about I feel like a loser

[cerulean forge]

don't worry, we all feel you 🥲

[vocal eagle]

How were you guys able to tell when they made the post in past years?

[warped river]

theres been so many accidental doxxing incidents on this thread its so funny

also im literally stressing sm bc of this uchicago decision for no reason

[vocal eagle]

@onyx sedge accidentally dozzed himself with almost all of his info in dms the other day LMAO

I nearly did the same

[warped river]

LMAO

[onyx sedge]

Hahahaha

Yea

It was bad

[warped river]

this could be us if we get in 😢

[radiant hawk]

in the quadrangle

😭

[cerulean forge]

if we get in, let's all be friends and meet somewhere on campus on the first day of classes 😭 🗿

[warped river]

literally

a mini a2c discord gathering

[vocal eagle]

We should go get coffee together

And if I get rejected from uchicago but get into northwestern I’d still love to meet y’all lol

[frigid galleon]

imagine going to a school named after a compass direction

[broken mason]

What the shit

How come I never knew about such an active megathread

[broken mason]

I checked some of the historical dates

2017 was Dec 17

2018 was Dec 18

2019 unknown

2020 was Dec 21 but that’s covid year

2021 was Dec 17

So prob around 17-18

[warped river]

welcome welcome LOL

[broken mason]

Yeah I ED’d as well

[buoyant nova]

Yeah we are the best
Only we don't know our date
So we chat a lot to kill the anxiety

[broken mason]

Is this right??

I checked the Facebook posts for UChicagos account

And used those dates

[warped river]

once we get the date, this thread is going to die for like 2-4 days

about 14 min until its noon in chicago

[broken mason]

☠️

[warped river]

if they dont release today im gonna cry

[broken mason]

Last year they released today

[warped river]

also cornell is cheating w their activity

half of their messages are bots

LMAO

[broken mason]

I submitted my app September 18th 😭

[warped river]

omg

i submitted mine like a day before deadline

[broken mason]

The cuh 🔥

EA or ED

[warped river]

EA

[cerulean forge]

I submitted mine 10 minutes before the deadline LMAO I feel bad

[broken mason]

[warped river]

no bc i couldnt deal w the stress of thinking what if the portal crashes lol

[buoyant nova]

Same

[broken mason]

I submitted my UNC app 30 mins before

These emojis are cool

[warped river]

[cerulean forge]

so in 9 min?

[broken mason]

[warped river]

hopefully

uchicago stop gatekeeping the date pls

[onyx sedge]

@broken mason look at this

[broken mason]

Yeah so I was right

[broken mason]

These are decision dates

not post dates

Also I got 2017 and 2018 reversed

[radiant hawk]

Ea?

oh ed

[warped river]

:(((

still nothing

[mild rose]

Other people are getting decisions back and we don’t HAVE A DATE

wtf UChicago

[broken mason]

It isn’t necessarily lost hope for today

It doesn’t say when it was posted last time

So it could be later today

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[warped river]

so evil ngl

[broken mason]

Imma check my app portal

Maybe they put it there

Like duke did

[warped river]

no they didnt :((

i just checked

[broken mason]

🥹

[mild rose]

[vocal eagle]

They’re teasing us at this point

[stone cosmos]

any update

or no

[broken mason]

Imagine they don’t announce dates and just drop the decision on us

[warped river]

nope

i would prefer that atp

[vocal eagle]

Obviously I want them to take as much time as they need to make sure everyone gets the correct fit and decision but good lord I need just a date 😭😭

[stone cosmos]

@ me if there is pls

[warped river]

just give me a yes or no

[warped river]

yeah honestly what is an extra 2 days going to do

just tell me if im rejected

let me work on my other supps

PLEASE

[broken mason]

I forgot my app portal password ☠️

[vocal eagle]

Someone get their school counselor to call and ask

💯

[warped river]

lmao fr

cant wait till i see uchicago on #1048131949367144448

thats when ill stop spamming this thread

[vocal eagle]

I’ll still spam this thread

[broken mason]

Me rn:

[warped river]

fr

[broken mason]

They say yeat you keep on evolving, how you so steady with it

[vocal eagle]

Yeat 🤤

[broken mason]

This shit got me singing money so big

[vocal eagle]

Gonna listen to bladee to get me through today ✅

[broken mason]

😭🔥

[lilac bridge]

literally so anxious for this

[broken mason]

At this point I’m bouta bust out 679 to keep me going

[lilac bridge]

i was so chill abt all my decisions except columbia but now the anxiety is flaring up & i can't stop thinking abt uchi

[warped river]

right

like i applied to uchicago for fun too

why am i so nervous

[lilac bridge]

SAME

i applied cus my parents wanted me to and then i wrote the why uchi supp & liked the school and now im nervous

[warped river]

literally cant do anything productive bc of this decision

[broken mason]

I saw the 2 new posts and was like

[lilac bridge]

except i did EA & wrote my supps three days before the deadline so im getting a rejection

[broken mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-scared-shocked-scary-movie-heart-attack-gif-21684728

[warped river]

me too LOL

we can be rejected twins

double homicide or whatever

[broken mason]

⁉️

[warped river]

all i want is to be in the #✨-celebration-station for uchicago LOL

[broken mason]

Please spam ping me if there are any updates

5-600 messages tolerated

[onyx sedge]

Dude, I thought that was for this year. You scared me

[junior burrow]

Word on the street is that the decisions are coming out the 21st....

[onyx sedge]

How do you know?

[teal mauve]

No not allowed

I have a flight that day

Who’s gonna watch y’all mfs

[warped river]

NOT THE 21ST NOO

THATS IN 8 LONG DAYS

[teal mauve]

Don’t get ur hopes up yet tho

We shall see

[stone cosmos]

prolly monday

21 is not mid dec

[warped river]

fr

thats like almost january

[stone cosmos]

monday at max

[warped river]

maybe theyll release tmr and give us results on the 16th???

hoping???

[stone cosmos]

domt do that

🥲

[teal mauve]

This y’all rn https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jW0H8T8Zj5A&ab_channel=Uyco

[warped river]

youre so right

but its ok

[stone cosmos]

college is my bitch

[warped river]

uchicago thread is where all fun goes to die

[stone cosmos]

those acceptances r my bitches

[warped river]

fr

[stone cosmos]

who needs men when u have colleges

[onyx sedge]

Nah, I need a woman

[radiant hawk]

boys

[broken mason]

⁉️

[radiant hawk]

guess we gotta hunker down another week

[broken mason]

NOOO

[onyx sedge]

Don't accept defeat yet

[broken mason]

I thought you were gonna hit me with the boys [insert dub[

[radiant hawk]

such is our fate

[onyx sedge]

There is still hope. It's not the end of the work day. They could post it later today

[broken mason]

facts

[warped river]

i give up

i hate uchicago now

[broken mason]

Every time I go into my app portal I see the status update and i'm like

[warped river]

jk pls accept me

[broken mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-scared-shocked-scary-movie-heart-attack-gif-21684728

then I see its posted like 2 months ago im like

😔 ™️

[warped river]

fr

[lilac bridge]

can we please get decisions soon im going out of my mind

[broken mason]

do aid packages come out with decisions?

if you are accepted

[onyx sedge]

Yes, you will see it with your decision

If you ED, and it is too little aid, you can negotiate with AOs, a little

[broken mason]

I am ED

[daring steeple]

I'll come too I live near Chicago

Guys if you need any food/things to do recs lmk

In Chicago

[broken mason]

I need a how to not get shot guide

[vocal eagle]

Where’d you get the info

Where is this 21st coming from

[broken mason]

yeah I was wondering the same

Who is the streets

it only came out one time on the 21st and that was covid year

[vocal eagle]

That’s what I was thinking

My gut is saying Monday the 19th

[broken mason]

my gut is saying 17th or 18th

(i'm demanding)

[vocal eagle]

I’m hoping it comes Friday but I’m betting on next Monday

[broken mason]

fridays the 16th right?

[warped river]

i beg for the 16th ngl

[frigid galleon]

any announcement?

[frigid galleon]

OH MY GOD RAMEN

haiiiiiiii :3

long time no see

[broken mason]

Yooo ‼️

para fart 🥖

[frigid galleon]

ramen why do you need the decision date you already got a likely

[frigid galleon]

i am not a fart

[broken mason]

Financial aid + So I can see

did you end up EDing?

[frigid galleon]

yep!

[broken mason]

and now we wait

[frigid galleon]

i did more research into uchicago after we talked

[broken mason]

sick

[frigid galleon]

turned out it seemed like the perfect fit for me

[broken mason]

enlighten me

great

[frigid galleon]

so i did ED

it's my top choice now

[broken mason]

🔥 well fingers crossed

https://tenor.com/view/peach-cat-mochi-and-goma-gif-21150171

[frigid galleon]

gl with your finaid package ramen

i'm sure you'll get great finaid

[broken mason]

yes I hope they give me 9999999 dollars

🙏

[frigid galleon]

did you run the npc

[broken mason]

yeah I did

[frigid galleon]

what'd you get

[broken mason]

I won't reveal the exact number but my family isn't low income

we're around middle class maybe the upper portion of middle

[frigid galleon]

i'll reveal my exact number because i'm bored

$30

[broken mason]

Tf

[daring steeple]

22k efc 💀

[frigid galleon]

i'm broke as FUCK

0 EFC

[broken mason]

$30 ⁉️

[frigid galleon]

20k adjusted gross income

[frigid galleon]

yeah it's honestly too much 😭😭 i can't afford $30

[broken mason]

thats kinda heat I guess

[frigid galleon]

idk how i'm gonna go if i get in if i have to pay $30...

[broken mason]

I'm paying at least 50% tuiton

[frigid galleon]

oh damn

that is EXPENSIVE

[broken mason]

yeah

its fine, I'm an only child so my parents can afford it. Plus I'm taking some of it on

[frigid galleon]

oh only child gang

[broken mason]

yeah thats how it be sometimes 🔥

[vocal eagle]

You got a likely @broken mason ?

[broken mason]

Yes I did

[vocal eagle]

Uchicago does likelies? I didn’t even know that

What did it say

[warped river]

BRO RAMEN U GOT A LKKELY QHAT

aspire to be u

[broken mason]

let me blur out the important stuff

[frigid galleon]

guys i have something to admit 💔 i'm an anthropology student at uc hicago doing research into the college applicant community and teenager culture

[broken mason]

real

[warped river]

tell ur aos to Accept me pls!!

[frigid galleon]

i wish bro anthropology sounds fun

[frigid galleon]

your likely should be in the mail ❤️

[broken mason]

this is what it looks like in the unofficial form

[frigid galleon]

okay let's be real here

james g nondorf did not personally review your application

right?

[warped river]

OHH BC UR AN ATHELET??

[broken mason]

Indeed I am an athlete

[warped river]

oh that makes sense

[frigid galleon]

i wish i was an athlete 💔💔 i play competitive uno though...

[vocal eagle]

That’s awesome

Congrats

[broken mason]

Thanks. Its why I submitted so early

[warped river]

congrats ramen!!

[frigid galleon]

yeah congrats ramen

have fun at uchicago

[warped river]

at least we know someone got in LOL

[frigid galleon]

if i get in i'll buy you a pair of cat ears

[broken mason]

nah all of yall better come with me tf

‼️

[frigid galleon]

do you want cat ears or smth else

[broken mason]

no thanks

I prefer not to be ostracized by half of campus on the first day

[frigid galleon]

are you sure ramen

[frigid galleon]

boring

i like living on the funny side

i'll buy you lunch or smth instead

[broken mason]

its okay you can just buy yourself cat ears so I can spot you

[frigid galleon]

taking you out to dinner and bringing you a pair of cat ears

[broken mason]

☠️

[frigid galleon]

oh your messages just loaded

[frigid galleon]

one of my irls is buying me cat ears

like they owe me a pair of cat ears rn

waiting for them to actually buy them

[broken mason]

I hope nobody owes me a pair of cat ears

I'm okay with debt cancellation in that scenario

[frigid galleon]

but i'll wear cat ears on the first day so you can spot me

[broken mason]

deal

[vocal eagle]

I’m going to get in

I know it

[frigid galleon]

i'll wear my bell collar too (slash jay)

[frigid galleon]

i keep flip-flopping between thinking i'll get in and thinking i'll get rejected

[broken mason]

you got it ❤️ ‼️

[vocal eagle]

This is so true

[broken mason]

tf

[frigid galleon]

congrats on mit ramen!!

i'm so proud of you

[broken mason]

Yea for sure 🤣 💀

where the hell did that come from tho

[frigid galleon]

some a2cers are weird

ramen do you think i'll get in 🥺

[broken mason]

lets roll a dice

[frigid galleon]

this is hell i wish they'd just release decisions already 💀

[broken mason]

1-6 is you get in

[frigid galleon]

aewfndsaf thank you

[broken mason]

imagine it rolls 7 💀

[frigid galleon]

💀

[broken mason]

Okay back to the serious question

when are the decisions coming out

🤨

[frigid galleon]

as your uchicago ao i can reassure you that mid-december is in fact january 1

[broken mason]

brb calling james g nondorf

[frigid galleon]

the hero we needed

i asked my friend from chicago (specifically the suburbs) to write an answer to a uchicago prompt. this is what he gave me

what would you guys rate this essay out of 10

[broken mason]

😶

[violet sable]

very quirky just uchi

[warped river]

that’s not good for us that’s for sure

wish this was us rn

[radiant hawk]

wish it was me rn

[broken mason]

imagine if they release the 16th

what a treat

[radiant hawk]

we are in the gutter compared to all those rea kids

[warped river]

all of this schools but the best of them all is not there

frfr

[radiant hawk]

uchicago tryna be quirky til the end

[frigid galleon]

big uchi energy

[radiant hawk]

I hate everyone who calls UChicago uchi

[buoyant nova]

Any update yet?😭

[radiant hawk]

it’s like calling Berkeley ucb

[frigid galleon]

"as part of our subversion of societal expectations we are happy to announce april 1 is now mid-december. good luck with your RD applications you fucking nerd"

[frigid galleon]

i call berkeley ucb and you cannot stop me

[radiant hawk]

I hate you

[frigid galleon]

love you too xoxo

[frigid galleon]

honestly i think it's just bc uchicago is taking slower than usual to process apps

[violet sable]

:(((

[radiant hawk]

UChicago will either be UChicago or the university of Chicago

[daring steeple]

University of Illinois Chicago

[vocal eagle]

Hopefully tomorrow they announce it

[broken mason]

Fard Cago

🔥🔥

[frigid galleon]

in my essay i called it uchicago

i say uchicago in most contexts but uchi as shorthand if i'm lazy

[broken mason]

UChicago is fine

fax

im still holding onto the sliver of hope that they will announce td

its only 1:50 chicago time after all

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[frigid galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-25837101

easier than uchicago 💀

[vocal eagle]

I’m just assuming they won’t idk LOL

Maybe because they haven’t posted on ig today means they’ll announce…

Speculating fr

[warped river]

i wish

but didn’t they post on their admissions page

[vocal eagle]

They posted on their main page but not the admissions page

[warped river]

oh whoops

then maybe maybe

[frigid galleon]

we've gone from portal speculation to instagram speculation

this is like if astrology became actually quirky and applied to a university

[radiant hawk]

do you even have insta

ur like a social media boomer

[frigid galleon]

no

[frigid galleon]

yes i said that myself

you'll make it

[radiant hawk]

L

[frigid galleon]

how is that an L

[radiant hawk]

I embrace progress

😎

what’s csb

[gentle maple]

SOMOEN PLEASE PING ME WHEN YALL FIDN OUT ABOUT CHICAGO DECISION DATE

[radiant hawk]

cool

[radiant hawk]

they are gonna surprise release at this rate

[onyx sedge]

I'll ping yoi

[gentle maple]

Please doooo

[gentle maple]

DEADASS THO

IM SCARED OF THAT

[broken mason]

ping me too tf

I need dis bruh

[radiant hawk]

imma murder u

[warped river]

guys i’ve lost hope for uchicago atp

[broken mason]

YEAT - Monëy So Big (OFFICIAL AUDIO)

[broken mason]

Decisions out soon just hold out till then

Soon™️

[warped river]

they better be

😭

[radiant hawk]

I lost hope for UChicago regardless of decision date

think I need to start simping Cornell or umass

[warped river]

fr

same

[broken mason]

I am now just listening to 679 over and over

[radiant hawk]

gotta listen to fool

weren’t you simping for tufts

[broken mason]

⁉️

[radiant hawk]

that would mean tufts is more selective

[broken mason]

UChicago is deifnitely harder to get into than tufts

I'd still try to for tufts if I were you

regardless of chicago decision(unless its an acceptance 😍 )

[radiant hawk]

Please UChicago

I just want to press withdraw on 10apps

[daring steeple]

not really

chicago looks for diff type of applicants tbh

[safe wagon]

Me with penn

Except they gave us a date

Wtf is wrong with Chicago

[broken mason]

Idk bruh

chicago in ohio

[safe wagon]

Real

[radiant hawk]

Penn simps out

[safe wagon]

They could just tell us and do it the very next day

[safe wagon]

😔

I applied here too

[radiant hawk]

Only true UChicago lovers can slander UChicago

[safe wagon]

I deserve to be here 😔😔

Okay fair

[lilac bridge]

uchicago is also rlly selective

[daring steeple]

Nah it's state school

Uic

[lilac bridge]

oo gotcha

[radiant hawk]

fr

its just like suny ithaca

[vocal eagle]

Fml

What if uchicago posts the decision update on shitpost Wednesday

[broken mason]

These mfs

That shit gave me a heart attack too

I was like come on bruh

Type shit

[warped river]

this is so annoying omg

just give us a date pls

[radiant hawk]

mfs

teasing us

why did they have to post that in admissions insta

[warped river]

exactly exactly

[cerulean forge]

fr

[warped river]

at this rate uchicago is gonna release its decisions after rd apps are due lmao

[cerulean forge]

I think we all are too good guys and they haven't decided yet

[radiant hawk]

its gonna release decisions date after decisions are out

[warped river]

currently i’ve gotten an email from:

• swarthmore
• upenn
• dartmouth
• loyola marymount
• cornell
• pomona
• claremont mckenna

in the span of 3 hrs

care to point out which very important school is missing from that list?

i finally understand those romance books where the girl is getting dms and attention from all the guys except the one she likes 🤭🤭

[teal mauve]

I was about to post this

[vocal eagle]

Mood

[radiant hawk]

re

[broken mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lion-gif-8063199

[radiant hawk]

they are tryinhg to be quirky so basd

[broken mason]

Dude I been singing yeat in my head all day

[frigid galleon]

bark

hey uchicagoers

[warped river]

uchicago nerves have officially made me lose any interest in the person i had feelings for 😭 haven’t even thought of them for the past 5 days until rn

[broken mason]

also does uchicago only use ur Q1 grades?

for ED?

[warped river]

every time i see u you’re talking ab yeat LMAOO

[broken mason]

or do they not use yuour Q1 grades at all

[broken mason]

I hate his music bro

[warped river]

Yeah i think they don’t see your first semester grades

[broken mason]

I just like one of his songs

[warped river]

idk tho

[frigid galleon]

thanking god gpa is only considered for uchicago

[broken mason]

Money so big 🔥

[radiant hawk]

thoughts on car seat headrest

[warped river]

bro i did ea for uchicago bc i just know my fall semester grades tanked

[frigid galleon]

don't listen to it

but from what i've heard it's prob ass

[broken mason]

My fall semester grades went aight tbh

I got shit on in the humanities classes but did fine in the stems

[radiant hawk]

my stem ap scores are atrocious

[frigid galleon]

my mental health is literally just gone at this point i need to see a therapist or smth 💀

my fall sem grades are okay

[warped river]

literally

[broken mason]

whachu know about that 87 in lit and 84 in Ap art history 😭

[frigid galleon]

kinda ass in a lot of places

[warped river]

you esp tho w the amount of furry content i’ve seen

[radiant hawk]

its ok it will all be cured when you are in uchicago

[warped river]

idk if i got a B or A in my math class so that’s making me freak out a bit rn

[radiant hawk]

syffering from 20 hours of homwowkr per day

[frigid galleon]

that does not contribute to my mental illness

[broken mason]

Its okay tho I'll balance it out with my 92 in MV and 91 in data structures 🔥

[radiant hawk]

you wont have time to worry about mental health

[warped river]

it’s a symptom for sure tho

[frigid galleon]

no actually i was a furry before my mental health started tanking

[broken mason]

how do colleges treat stuff on different transcripts

Cus I have a highschool transcript with all the classes im taking there + a UNC transcript

[frigid galleon]

it's not a coping thing it's just who i am

[frigid galleon]

i knly know abput my safety but my safety only looked at my hs transcript

and requested my college transcript after i was already in

[broken mason]

I was gonna say I have liek 3 different transcripts already so this aint good

[warped river]

you think uchicago is going to post the date tmr or no

[broken mason]

its still 4:27 chicago time

[frigid galleon]

knowing their procrastinating asses

[broken mason]

ther eis hope 🥹

[frigid galleon]

no

[broken mason]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[buoyant nova]

UChicago is a myth

[gray geyser]

i’m just gonna fuck around and find out honestly

[frigid galleon]

mid december is gonna turn into january at this rate 💀

[broken mason]

they never specified which year mid december

[frigid galleon]

i love you uc hicago but stop teasing me like this

[broken mason]

💀

[gray geyser]

they’ll post it when they post it i cba

[frigid galleon]

LOL

[radiant hawk]

its whatever atp

[broken mason]

frl

[radiant hawk]

getting rejected/deferred is gonna be like getting a vaccine shot

[broken mason]

im bouta just turn on yeat(money so big) and then go and chill for 72-108 hours

[radiant hawk]

it hurts once

[frigid galleon]

i already experienced rejection from.college last year so i'm gucci

[radiant hawk]

why would you apply when ur a junior

[gray geyser]

i have my expectations managed

[frigid galleon]

sophomore

early college program, tamd

[radiant hawk]

flexing

[warped river]

oml

[frigid galleon]

tams*

[warped river]

i forgot this is an a2c discord server lmao

you guys are overachievers

[broken mason]

thats crazy but like. They say, "Yeat,
You keep on evolving, how you so steady with it?" (Whoa)

[radiant hawk]

yall be overachieving ngl

[frigid galleon]

they rejected me because i disclosed a federal investigation about me even though no arrests were made and i wasn't gonna be prosecuted

[broken mason]

bruh the lyrics are so trash to this song

[frigid galleon]

i'm doing early grad but only bc i'd kms if i did another year of hs

[broken mason]

idk why I like it so much

[frigid galleon]

and also because i have the credits to do it without taking extra courses

[broken mason]

maybe I am better off looping 679

[frigid galleon]

so for all intents and purposes i am a senior

just doing 3 years instead of 4

[broken mason]

I'm like yeah shes fine, wonder when she'll be mine

[radiant hawk]

needed to pad my gpa

[frigid galleon]

i was being honest 💀

[broken mason]

most organized UChicago discussion

[radiant hawk]

LMFAO

[slim plank]

I'm summoned

[broken mason]

real tak

679 or Money so big

🤔

[radiant hawk]

paracatboy the most likely here to get arrested

[gentle maple]

Has it come out yet

🥲

[broken mason]

no + L

[frigid galleon]

do not disclose fbi investigations to early college programs

[frigid galleon]

nah i'm not that dumb

[radiant hawk]

you tell me as if that is applicable to me