DARTMOUTH EARLY DECISION🌲🌲🌲 (2022-2023)

[steel mirage]

link?

[tranquil mortar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dartmouth/comments/zluq14/video_evidence_since_you_guys_think_it_is_fake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[steel mirage]

cool

[fading yacht]

oh wow

doing the lord's work over here

[small dirge]

wait so is the decision friday or the info about the decision coming out

[fading yacht]

the decision is friday

with the info coming out today

wait but that doesn't make sense

[sand shard]

?

[fading yacht]

the guy replied to the story on tuesday

[tranquil mortar]

they didnt respond till today

[fading yacht]

and dartmouth said they are gonna release on that day

ohhhh

my bad

[small dirge]

AAAAAAA

[tranquil mortar]

cant wait for this deferral/rejection friday

[balmy flume]

can’t wait for everyone here but me to get in 🫡

[small dirge]

Im like positive that ill get deferred

Im willing to bet money on it

[balmy flume]

betting money that ill get outright rejected and everyone else here gets a

[fading yacht]

whattt u gotta stay positive

[balmy flume]

[fading yacht]

im sure u guys will get in

praying everyone does

[balmy flume]

I objectively have one of the worse applications out of everyone here

[fading yacht]

u don't know that...

[small dirge]

bro prpb has only 3 national awards and not 4 lmao

[fading yacht]

LMAOOo

[buoyant fulcrum]

only qualified for USAMO and not CO 😔

[balmy flume]

I have no national awards

[buoyant fulcrum]

wow! so do most of everyone

[balmy flume]

I applied test optional

[fading yacht]

aye you gotta have some faith in your application

it's already submitted so the best thing you can have is a positive mind

im sure u will do great

[small dirge]

we ed2ing vandy baby

[buoyant fulcrum]

cool? like they literally tell you it doesnt affect the app

[balmy flume]

ED2in WUSTL

[balmy flume]

yeah but this does 💀

[small dirge]

ngl it does

but its fine

[small dirge]

bro class rank 14 out of 305 lmao

[river hinge]

top 5% ig

[tranquil mortar]

my school doesnt even rank

[buoyant fulcrum]

nah, if it was under the 25th%ile your jus better off without it

[narrow nest]

preparing for this deferred

[balmy flume]

it was far under that 💀

[buoyant fulcrum]

AGHAGH literally T15 of his classssss

[balmy flume]

UW is 3.68

[small dirge]

bro stop being peasimistic ur class rank is good

[balmy flume]

not tripping on rank

[buoyant fulcrum]

and? they take in concideration your school's grading system

[balmy flume]

we don’t have +/- my UW is just low cause 6Bs and a C

[buoyant fulcrum]

if you're gonna get rejected just withdraw then? if you think you have a chance then stop complaining like that and wait 48hrs til decisions

[buoyant fulcrum]

yea but if your school has grade deflation it's taken into account

[balmy flume]

oh we don’t my HS is just title 1 asf

so people don’t really try

[small dirge]

people are allowed to be peasimist

or anxious

[tranquil mortar]

its weird to think that all our decisions are already decided

[balmy flume]

can’t, link to do it already went away

[narrow nest]

so scary bro i’m crying

[balmy flume]

stomach aching

[buoyant fulcrum]

yea it is lmao

[narrow nest]

head hurting

[narrow nest]

people can be negative no need to attack them 😭

[balmy flume]

please be an A

please be an A

[buoyant fulcrum]

yea but this pessimistic just doesn't make sense, I understand the not wanting to be disappointed thing it's just hella annoying to see people blaming themselves, like yea have a little faith idk

[tranquil mortar]

idk i alternate between imagining an acceptance and being realistic

[balmy flume]

I’m the only applicant from my HS which isn’t making me feel any better

thinking about it making me lose sleep ngl

[buoyant fulcrum]

yea this is the way xD

[buoyant fulcrum]

this is actually a bonus for u

[narrow nest]

me i think i’m in then i’m like i am not getting in bffr

[balmy flume]

dream of acceptance

and then i wake up

and remember

[narrow nest]

!dartmouth

[balmy flume]

oh yeah my app is ass

only thing carrying is rank

[narrow nest]

only thing carrying for me is ecs

everything else is trash

[buoyant fulcrum]

eh, too many bad vibz here cya

[balmy flume]

mf you prolly got in

[river hinge]

only thing carrying me is false hopes

[balmy flume]

ion wanna hear shit 😭

[narrow nest]

this

[granite loom]

Friday

[tranquil mortar]

yo whats good in the hood

[granite loom]

Man

[river hinge]

whats good in the hood!!! damn

[granite loom]

Opps

[river hinge]

we should all try it ourselves at this time

[balmy flume]

holding an L on friday 💪🏾

[tranquil mortar]

imma get the decision during work

[balmy flume]

“after a careful review” imminent 🫥

[tranquil mortar]

"Please recognize that this is by no means a reflection of your academic achievements or ability"

[balmy flume]

mfw it absolutely is

[river hinge]

"i know this is not the outcome you hoped to receive"💀

[narrow nest]

We’re sorry

i will cry.

[river hinge]

can we cry together alan?!

[narrow nest]

yes!!

[balmy flume]

it would be better if you just open the portal to “YES” “NO” or “MAYBE”

[river pawn]

bro I just checked this chat

[narrow nest]

i just need them to email me and be like Welcome to the class of 2027

[river pawn]

how the fuck are we finding out when decisions come out

through an INSTAGRAM DM

[narrow nest]

whats good in the good

good

good

HOOD

[river pawn]

so it is coming out on the 16th yes

[balmy flume]

i guess so…

[narrow nest]

sadly not today

[tranquil mortar]

i cant get any work done

[balmy flume]

all my friends expect me to get in and i don’t know how to let them down gently 😭

[tranquil mortar]

finals + rd deadlines right after is deadly

[sand shard]

i mean, if people expect you to get in, they are being delusional

and putting unfair pressure

almost nobody can EXPECT to get in

[balmy flume]

“bro Gaulden you’re fine” “bro probably got Dartmouth 27 locked and loaded” “Mf stressing for nothing” “Bro gonna ivy sweep fr”

BITCH IM STUPID STOP PRAISING ME

[fading yacht]

bruh gaulden if u get in after saying all this

imma track your ip address

and throw u a sidekick

[balmy flume]

I won’t but sure 😭

[fading yacht]

and a roundhouse to ur ass

[balmy flume]

bruh 😭😭😭

[tranquil mortar]

mf reverse manifesting

[balmy flume]

IM JUST BEING REALISTIC BRUH

[fading yacht]

ong

this man praying for his own downfall

[tranquil mortar]

LMFAO

at least we're not like brown

they gotta wait till the 20th for decisions

[balmy flume]

IM NOT TRYING TO BUT IM STRESSING

[fading yacht]

20th???

brown admins are the sinister six fr

[balmy flume]

THEY GOTTA W H A T

[small dirge]

i honestly would prefer just

an admit deny or defer

like

no letter

the letter makes it worse

[tranquil mortar]

nah fr I know damn well I’m not reading past “unfortunately we were unable” anyway

[granite loom]

Any emails sent?

They said we’d get updated today right

[drowsy pasture]

people on the reddit with dms from the ig are saying it’s friday

[zinc oriole]

Yeah

[drowsy pasture]

oh that’s old news sorry didn’t read this

kinda annoying that they know the date and are confirming it in insta dms but haven’t sent an official email

[granite loom]

Yeah I dmed them too

And they said the same thing

[river hinge]

no way

friday?

[tranquil mortar]

friday it is then

[river hinge]

im panickin already

[tranquil mortar]

im always panik

[drowsy pasture]

we’re all getting in

that’s how they do admissions they just look at who’s active on the a2c discord megathread and admit everyone there

[river hinge]

nahh

thats awesome if true

[dapper canyon]

real and based

[drowsy pasture]

trust me i am dartmouth admissions

[dapper canyon]

I don’t think any AOs are on here

[river hinge]

woaahh!

[drowsy pasture]

yeah i’m the entire admission office

[river hinge]

please take me in m

PLLEEEASE

!!

[drowsy pasture]

ok lemme just count how many messages you’ve sent in this thread

[river hinge]

nah lol!

im done then.

[drowsy pasture]

sorry yeah not enough

rejection

email

email alert

[river hinge]

i did my best

[drowsy pasture]

We're writing to let you know we have completed our Early Decision application review process.

Your decision letter will be posted online as follows:

When: After 3:00 p.m. ET on Friday, December 16

Where: Within the Dartmouth Application Portal

How: Once your letter is posted, we will send you an email to confirm its availability

[river hinge]

woah emaaill

did u just send the emails m?

[drowsy pasture]

uhhh yeah

while i was typing on discord

i was also writing that email

[river hinge]

m can i have a second chance

[narrow nest]

admit me pls 😁

[drowsy pasture]

ok

done

[narrow nest]

thank you 💏

[river hinge]

thank u m, ill be frever greatful

[drowsy pasture]

yeah i gotcha dw about it

[river hinge]

wait, wt about me, m😫

[drowsy pasture]

nah sorry

no discord pfp = no admit

[high moat]

lmao dartmouth after seeing that the decision were leaked through an instagram dm, they have finally sent an email

[sand merlin]

Has Dartmouth ever released decisions at 3 pm? I feel like I’ve never seen that happen before

[olive nymph]

Friday at 3 pm??

damn

[high moat]

yessir

[olive nymph]

wait where LMAO

[drowsy pasture]

yeah they probably weren’t even planning on releasing friday lmao some person who ran the ig just gave a random date and then they were like fuck now we have to run with it

[high moat]

that would be 10 pm my time

[high moat]

someone posted that on reddit

[sand shard]

they used to be at 3pm

[olive nymph]

a2c reddit?

[sand shard]

Mine was

[high moat]

r/dartmouth

[high moat]

also they have sent an email

like 5 minutes ago

[tranquil mortar]

3 pm??

[olive nymph]

i didnt apply

[tranquil mortar]

imma be in school

😭

[olive nymph]

just here for the show

[high moat]

aah okay lol

[granite loom]

Frr 💀

[olive nymph]

gl guys!!

you got this

[granite loom]

I don’t want my result during school

Lame asf 👎

[high moat]

haha I'd be feelin' sleepy damn the time difference

[sand merlin]

Where are you from?

[high moat]

Palestine

[sand merlin]

Ohh gotta stay up then👍👍

[river hinge]

so exactly 47 hrs 38mins from now,

[tranquil mortar]

!dartmouth

[sand merlin]

At least Dartmouth is coming out before Brown😭 those poor kids

[unkempt wing]

IM SO SCARED

AHHHHH

3PM MFS

[river hinge]

its after 3pm

is it fixed

[unkempt wing]

No lol

[granite loom]

Bro atleast they knew their dates 💀

We were in the dark until today

Mfs

[river hinge]

true

[sand merlin]

So were they I think

[small dirge]

GOT THE EMAIL

[devout patio]

!dartmouth

[granite loom]

Avg brown L

Emails sent

I whoops someone already sent it

My bad my bad

[narrow nest]

!dartmouth

[zinc oriole]

ModCheck

[narrow nest]

carly get in here

i’m shitting bricks this is getting too real guys

[zinc oriole]

The fact that it got real cuz of some instagram dms 😂💀

[dapper canyon]

GOOD LUCK!

[narrow nest]

paul please i will cry

[balmy flume]

MF YOU WILL PROB BE IN

I SHOULD BE THE ONE STRESSING

[narrow nest]

nothing is garunteed 😭😭

[tranquil mortar]

https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/3682083/dartmouth-early-decision-2023

[balmy flume]

FOR NORMAL PEOPLE, LIKE ME

[narrow nest]

!dartmouth

@elfin kelp 😢

[elfin kelp]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 58 minutes until the decision date

[balmy flume]

oh god

[pearl sandal]

oh god

[narrow nest]

thank you

!dartmputh

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 55 minutes until the decision date

[narrow nest]

why so soon but so late

[granite loom]

LETS GOO BOYS I MADE IT OUT THE SEMESTER WITH As ON BOTH MY CS CLASSES

100 and 96 ON FINALS

LETS GOOO

[balmy flume]

W

[unkempt wing]

W

[dapper canyon]

congrats!!

[strange anchor]

Just checking in how's everyone doing?

[narrow nest]

not good so stressed feeling denied core

how are you

[river hinge]

average sipper w

[narrow nest]

i wish they announced it on friday and not today

[strange anchor]

Not too bad just stressing over this bio final lol

[narrow nest]

tbh

[granite loom]

actually true

i'm alr w a rejection/def ngl

[strange anchor]

Ya would've been nice

But hey, at least we got it this week

[narrow nest]

my friend was texting me and they got this 😭

[strange anchor]

Could've been worse

Tf is that?

[narrow nest]

the peer rec

[strange anchor]

Did they just send that to you>

?

[narrow nest]

no it was advertisement that they sent my friend while they were texting me

[strange anchor]

Ohhhh

ok just gave me a mini heart attack

[pearl sandal]

why didnt i get this ad ; ;

[strange anchor]

lmao

[pearl sandal]

because i applied?

[strange anchor]

Ikr 😦

Maybe it's a sign Alan...

[narrow nest]

it better be

not any of us

[strange anchor]

That's fax

Also if were all bad all of us have a shot so...

I'm down

[narrow nest]

i am literally on my hands and knees dartmouth please let me in

[strange anchor]

I'm lower than my knees 😉

[narrow nest]

i am sinking into the floor

[strange anchor]

I'm below the floor

[narrow nest]

i am below the mantle

[strange anchor]

That's fair you win

[narrow nest]

🥱🥱🥱

[strange anchor]

[balmy flume]

I am in hell

[narrow nest]

i am in your mother

[granite loom]

i needa wear mascara for this day specifically ong

[balmy flume]

gonna be at a gas station somewhere halfway between New Orleans and Beaumont when this decision comes so i’ll duck off into a bathroom or something

[granite loom]

bro boutta what in the bathroom?

[narrow nest]

i’ll be under a highway

if bad news comes my way i have a highway

[elfin kelp]

hello tree huggers i have a prposition

[narrow nest]

is the bridge highway thing called a freepass

hiii

[elfin kelp]

This is too much

[tawdry zealot]

underpass?

[elfin kelp]

So I need your help!

[narrow nest]

YEAH THAT

[elfin kelp]

I need at least a couple guardians

[narrow nest]

idk what this means

[elfin kelp]

It’d a fuckton of messages

Mostly from this megathreads thingy

[narrow nest]

wwdym by gaurd ian

[elfin kelp]

Basically who wants special role and in exchange you help tell us when thread misbehaves

[narrow nest]

i’m not on enough for that

thank you though

[balmy flume]

no snitches?

[elfin kelp]

Yes snitches

Snitches get bitches

[balmy flume]

neva a narc 🗣️

[tawdry zealot]

discord mods get none

[narrow nest]

plus this

[elfin kelp]

Not allowed to rebuttal that in this context

[tawdry zealot]

cornell thread users were sellouts !!

[narrow nest]

dartmouth kids stick together

[elfin kelp]

I could also like

Do that

Less to check this way

Then I can send “no slowmode” meme

[tawdry zealot]

mod threats 😭

[narrow nest]

slow mode doesn’t rlly effect us

[elfin kelp]

Eh depends

Sometimes that’s true

[narrow nest]

i don’t type that fast

[elfin kelp]

I could also ration your messages

24 a day

1 hour slowmode

$5 payment for 5 seconds off

[narrow nest]

discord dms 🥱

[strange anchor]

Who’s doing the decision reaction videos?

I live for them

[olive nymph]

hey

[balmy flume]

this would be better for my mental health anyways smh

[narrow nest]

i might

[olive nymph]

no one here wants to be a mini mod?

[strange anchor]

You should Alan

[narrow nest]

no narcs

[olive nymph]

okay

[narrow nest]

i get bitches though

[olive nymph]

@elfin kelp we can just mod this thread personally

[elfin kelp]

Some mods are in long term relationships

[olive nymph]

i have 6 boyfriends

[narrow nest]

discord kittens do not count

[elfin kelp]

Also people have gotten stuff bc of a2c

[strange anchor]

We need video evidence

[elfin kelp]

Like a job

[granite loom]

bro wants us to be opps

[narrow nest]

why are you trying to bribe me

[granite loom]

they fr think we narcs

[elfin kelp]

This place is gonna explode tomorrow

[olive nymph]

^^

[granite loom]

im alr w that

[narrow nest]

friday

[tawdry zealot]

real and true

[strange anchor]

No stitches for us

[granite loom]

nah no opps for us pls and ty!

we behave!!!!!

[elfin kelp]

That’s an opp thing to say

[strange anchor]

Exactly pro favor💚😍💁

[granite loom]

ur the one trying to bribe us to be narcs, ong u opp

[strange anchor]

Por

[elfin kelp]

Ur por

[halcyon nexus]

@elfin kelp howd you become mod

[strange anchor]

Ur mum’s

[narrow nest]

que feo

[halcyon nexus]

oh helll nah

[strange anchor]

No way

Story time

[granite loom]

is there a 10s cooldown BRO WHY WHATT, WHY 10 SECS

[elfin kelp]

I decided I wanted to make the A2C discord server and elected myself as owner

[elfin kelp]

Bc we need guardians

[olive nymph]

lmfao carly

[elfin kelp]

And we don’t have any rn

[granite loom]

no way man

[narrow nest]

can we vote to demote you

[elfin kelp]

Nope

[strange anchor]

I’m down

[elfin kelp]

Voting closed already

[narrow nest]

recall

[strange anchor]

Let’s rerun it then

[elfin kelp]

1 vote: carly

End of voting

[granite loom]

new thread or no

[elfin kelp]

We can just delete it

[narrow nest]

new server

[elfin kelp]

[granite loom]

mod 1984 when

[elfin kelp]

A3C here we come

[strange anchor]

Nahhh just keep it

[granite loom]

pls remove the 10s cooldown, we actually behave, like fr

[narrow nest]

we’re about to have a coup

[balmy flume]

we are such good adult people

[granite loom]

all we do here is complain abt the due date and cope, u can literally scroll up

hardly anything else happens here and we have ben to look after us

[balmy flume]

and responsible

[narrow nest]

when have we misbehaved

[strange anchor]

Meme free too…mostly

[elfin kelp]

Ok idk about this one

[balmy flume]

we are being monitored by the funny green school man

[narrow nest]

punishing us for no reason

[granite loom]

no fr, like i mainly just use this cause dart

most if not all are fairly chill

[balmy flume]

we are entirely responsible

[granite loom]

just shit talking intls (jokingly) + coping

[balmy flume]

you have not come back to any housefires

[elfin kelp]

How far in advance did you complete your last assignment

[strange anchor]

5 years

[olive nymph]

well decision comes out in like 2 days this place will die anyway

[balmy flume]

about 4 days, why

[narrow nest]

true biggreen has us complacent

[elfin kelp]

Oh that’s responsible actually

[narrow nest]

1 year

[elfin kelp]

I was hoping you’d say like 5 mins before

[narrow nest]

naf shit

[granite loom]

we're in the clear, i'll infiltrate mod-chat and gather info
those nut-jobs don't have a CLUE

[balmy flume]

i have too many classes to do that

[olive nymph]

5 days after

[strange anchor]

👌🤫🫡

[elfin kelp]

We communicate in code tho

You wouldn’t understand

[granite loom]

i have a mole

[strange anchor]

Jgzzyu7):$7?,&

[narrow nest]

virgin talk

sorry that was mean

😭😭

[granite loom]

💀

[olive nymph]

AHSVQ7293_=7 sgyfwrv HHH ñ

[strange anchor]

Allllannnnnn

[elfin kelp]

I think it’s spelled Virginia

[narrow nest]

that’s even worse

[elfin kelp]

LMAO

[narrow nest]

i love thiccat

[granite loom]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-sus-eyebrow-raise-rock-cowsus-gif-27132954

[strange anchor]

Ur being a bad boy🌲🌲🌲💤💤😔😫😫😔😱

I love you too Alan

[narrow nest]

💏

[strange anchor]

😫😍😘😘

[granite loom]

i recommend going over to cornell

[narrow nest]

NO SLOWMODE

[granite loom]

they've been verrrrrry bad boys

[strange anchor]

Nahhhh

[granite loom]

veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad

[narrow nest]

cornellians have been a lot

[elfin kelp]

Yeah they have reps

[strange anchor]

We’re just better though

[granite loom]

reps?

[elfin kelp]

We’ll see if it works

[elfin kelp]

Representatives?

[granite loom]

oh

[narrow nest]

narcs

[balmy flume]

embed failure moment

[granite loom]

i thought u ment like reps, like fakes

[elfin kelp]

I’ve never heard that lol

[granite loom]

bro dont know the struggle

[balmy flume]

mfw

[granite loom]

2 for 2 so far

[elfin kelp]

This is very real

[balmy flume]

[granite loom]

mematicMeme.mov hard

[balmy flume]

IVE BEEN TRYING TO POST A TAY K CLIP 😭

[granite loom]

keem better

[balmy flume]

extremely rare L

[elfin kelp]

Run it through this and post the output https://cloudconvert.com/mov-to-mp4

[granite loom]

u coping harder rn than dart rejection ong (me too)

[balmy flume]

Taymore is superior

[granite loom]

me listening to tee grizzly as a middle-class brown boy in a 90% white neighborhood

[narrow nest]

does anyone here like aic

[balmy flume]

listening to Tay-K as a suburban honors student with a loving and supportive family

[granite loom]

what that

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1050626781801091122/1052769661315469412/Screen_Shot_2022-12-14_at_6.10.43_PM.png

[balmy flume]

REAL

[tawdry zealot]

credit people when you repost 🙄 🙄

[balmy flume]

“What’s the decision date, Dartmouth?”
Dartmouth:

[granite loom]

No ❤️

i did exactly as i said

[granite loom]

ayo where the sound at

[balmy flume]

removed cause i put a mix over the og audio 💀

[elfin kelp]

When someone stole my meme idea from the discord shitposting channel and put it on Reddit and got hundreds of upvotes

[tawdry zealot]

reddit karma isn't real though

[granite loom]

new idea

[narrow nest]

carly has beef with reddit

[granite loom]

really wish kanye wasn't who he was man

man his music HITSSSSSS

it HITSSSSSSSS

[strange anchor]

Carly is there something you want to get off your chest

[narrow nest]

no and kanye flop

[granite loom]

Gotta disagree

Music hits

[strange anchor]

I’ll stay neutral here

[granite loom]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4jQqM4NI79HEcWHUJb8Hvf?si=92f2ab4c6b074826

shit makes me tear up

it's beautiful

so god damn good

[strange anchor]

What’s the first song y’all are playing if you get in?

[granite loom]

Champion - Ye

[strange anchor]

Alan?

[balmy flume]

Dat Way-Tay K 47

[strange anchor]

Hell ya

[balmy flume]

very cheery and also admittedly violent choice

[strange anchor]

Not violent at all

I think he actually could’ve gone harder

🤷‍♂️

[granite loom]

harder than murder? 💀

[strange anchor]

🤷‍♂️

[granite loom]

melly never getting out 😭

[strange anchor]

Hate to say it but good

Dude is kind of a menace

[balmy flume]

I mean

[granite loom]

nah cause like 72 pages of evidence is CRAZYYY

bro is locked up forever

[strange anchor]

😂😂😱

I’m playing Should’ve Ducked honestly💅💅💅

[granite loom]

this kinda crazy tho

top artists are complete opposites of another

[strange anchor]

Lmao

[river pawn]

im playing either hiiipower or alright by kendrick

[strange anchor]

Those are pretty fire picks

[river pawn]

in the past i would've played champion or can't tell me nothing by ye

but that man is garbage

so i stan king kendrick

[strange anchor]

Lmao

[balmy flume]

this some next level manifesting fr

[granite loom]

bro

💀

i respect the hustle but bro

[granite loom]

actually real asf
if not ye, then kdot fr fr

[fading yacht]

ye is too far gone

graduation cant save him no mor

and guys finally we get the decision date

after all that

[strange anchor]

Yupppp

[granite loom]

nothing can save him, he's a trash human being and a dogshit person

but his music ❤️ ❤️‍🔥

[narrow nest]

rain when i die by aic it’s the song i submitted to

[narrow nest]

i wouldn’t do this in fear of rejection

[strange anchor]

Hell ya

[granite loom]

OH

I THOUGHT THAT WAS U ALAN

LMAO

[fading yacht]

might have to play jesus walks by ye tho

[granite loom]

I DIDN't LOOK AT THE NAME LMAO

[narrow nest]

i should do it though

[strange anchor]

Guys I have a confession

[narrow nest]

confess

[strange anchor]

I liked every Dartmouth post

[narrow nest]

LMAO

[strange anchor]

Thousands of photos

[fading yacht]

u wild

[granite loom]

demonstrated interest 😏

[narrow nest]

i would do that

[strange anchor]

I’m down bad bro

[narrow nest]

so mad they don’t track it

[strange anchor]

Also…

[granite loom]

on the edge of my seats bro cmon

[fading yacht]

theres more?

[balmy flume]

imma be stressing so badly maneee

[granite loom]

share

[narrow nest]

this will be my pfp if i get in 😭😭

[balmy flume]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 4 minutes until the decision date

[granite loom]

pls share

[strange anchor]

I will on the decision date

[balmy flume]

idk what i’ll do if i get in

[strange anchor]

Honestly tho

[narrow nest]

that keggy the keg picture is so wack

[granite loom]

i have a dart-ish song but it's not for them fully 😔

[strange anchor]

What is it?

[granite loom]

i had an MIT playlist 😔

[strange anchor]

Omfg

This guy💀💀💀

[narrow nest]

pls give me a reason to play this

[balmy flume]

would’ve applied MIT if i had a good SAT and took calc this year

[granite loom]

bro ima be honest, even if i had a 1500+ sat

i could not apply to mit

i know i would be rejected, no shot it's even worth it

[strange anchor]

No one gets in

[narrow nest]

i am not confident enough for that shit

[granite loom]

real asf

[narrow nest]

i don’t have the stuff for it

[strange anchor]

I think it’s just an urban legend

[balmy flume]

Ik id prob get defer > reject but i feel like i’d be doing past me wrong if i didn’t at least try

[strange anchor]

Plus Darty’s better

[narrow nest]

i need an emotional school so dartmouth >

[granite loom]

i don't mean to drive u down but they would auto reject

[strange anchor]

🌲🌲🌲💚💚💚🤓🤓💁💁

[narrow nest]

need that emotional connection

[granite loom]

same for me

[balmy flume]

yeah but at least shoot my shot

[granite loom]

that's fair yeah

[balmy flume]

even if i have the aim of draymond green

[strange anchor]

A bunch of nerds there too

[narrow nest]

thiccat have i asked you your ecs?

[strange anchor]

Jk I love them🤓🤓🤓

[balmy flume]

i’m a nerd so it wouldn’t bother me

[strange anchor]

Nah

[narrow nest]

well spill

[strange anchor]

Mostly environmental stuff

[granite loom]

bro 😭

[strange anchor]

Hbu?

[granite loom]

HEYYY

AYEEE WE THE SAME

[strange anchor]

Lessss gooooo

[slim loom]

we're also the same lmao

[granite loom]

AYEEE, whta major??

[narrow nest]

cancer and business stuff

[strange anchor]

Noice

Econ and anthro lol

Long story

[narrow nest]

cancer research and fundraising for two cancer organizations then an internship with my cc’s center for financial training and rowing and spanish lit club and some other stuff

[strange anchor]

Nice!!!

[balmy flume]

I gotta attend 2 graduations

[narrow nest]

i made this

[tawdry zealot]

omg i can't believe you made this!! it's so funny haha

[narrow nest]

thank you

[balmy flume]

still don’t know when my CC graduation is though

[granite loom]

mine were a mix of:

• family stuff
• gardening
• volunteering (habitat + lake maintence)
• cooking
• event organizer + helper for hindu/nepali festivals
• work
• film club and making short films

[strange anchor]

Sounds like you had a lot of fun

[tawdry zealot]

i put gardening down as one of my ecs too lol

[narrow nest]

did you theme your application

[granite loom]

i fucking LOVEEEE my garden bro

[strange anchor]

I also put down my TikTok

[granite loom]

kinda

[tawdry zealot]

i love my plants 🙏 🙏

[granite loom]

i LOVEEEE My garden omfg

[tawdry zealot]

they're holding my life together

[narrow nest]

are you famous

[tawdry zealot]

i think

[granite loom]

for REAL

[strange anchor]

Not really 25k

It’s for school stuff though

[narrow nest]

2k 😢 you’re famous to me

[granite loom]

poop heart

[strange anchor]

Wrong reaction

Shit

[tawdry zealot]

💀

[narrow nest]

shit heart

[tawdry zealot]

literally shit

[balmy flume]

ECs:
-Comic writing
-Education Policy Committee (Title 1 HS)
-Public Health Committee
-3x Community Service Org
-Baking/Churning Ice Cream

[strange anchor]

Love the ice cream

[granite loom]

that churning ice cream ong

[tawdry zealot]

ice cream >

[narrow nest]

baking icecream

[strange anchor]

Best one ong

[balmy flume]

I bake stuff too

when i have the ingredients

[narrow nest]

like icecream

[strange anchor]

Yup you can totally do all that

[granite loom]

i put down cooking cause i use my own homegrown stuff for it + i somewhat cook for neighborhood events 😎

[narrow nest]

i rlly wanna go on the class trip

that seems so fun

[strange anchor]

Shit I forgot I had a final tomorrow. Good night boys🫡💚🌲💤

[granite loom]

GOODNIGHT

DO WELL ❤️

[narrow nest]

goodnight

[balmy flume]

look, even if we don’t get in, we did stuff we cared about and (hopefully) didn’t sell our souls for something statistically improbable regardless

[balmy flume]

goodnight

[narrow nest]

i sold my soul

goodnight💏

[balmy flume]

THATS FOR BAY AREA PEOPLE

[granite loom]

i'm debating, should i include this in my desc for one of my ECs involving school admin collab

[narrow nest]

for 1 ed

just say won two national awards

or ñame the award

[granite loom]

no expand for info?

the award is long asf 😭

[balmy flume]

bro got national awards 💀

[dapper canyon]

nominated? like did you get an award yourself for it

[granite loom]

nah, it was for my teachers

[narrow nest]

you can write it in additional info but you don’t have to say it

[granite loom]

but admins and I to get them that ig

this ec is abt admin collab w students and i was a jr + sr rep for my academy

so it's like what i've done, the changes, and results of it, ig??

[narrow nest]

i can’t wait to either be accepted or denied hopefully not deferred so i can send my essays and ecs shamelessly

[balmy flume]

gotta send my updated resume to places

just getting new random shit to add every day

[granite loom]

def would hurt more than a denial

i was close, but not close enough

i'd rather not go through it again

[narrow nest]

i would still be stuck on dartmouth

[balmy flume]

then i gotta spam the shit out of portal updates

acc fuck that EDII wustl go brrr ngl

[granite loom]

u doing it to wustl?

damn i'll prolly do swat

[balmy flume]

Prob yeah

[granite loom]

penn + lac + good aid

[balmy flume]

good dorm + rich people to gaslight into loving me

[granite loom]

how do u pronounce wustl?
wus-till?
wu-still?

[fading yacht]

wu-still no?

[balmy flume]

i say wu-stull

[fading yacht]

wus-till don't sound right

[granite loom]

yeah that's my saying

i was shocked when i heard bowdin's pronunciation

i always thought it was bowe-din

[balmy flume]

bow-doyn, right?

[granite loom]

i think it's bow (like stage bow) - din

no

no

like bow tie

i think

bow (tie) - din??

i think??

[balmy flume]

i was saying dart-mowth for the LONGEST

but someone explained that it’s like plymouth

[tawdry zealot]

dartmuth

[balmy flume]

but like

dart-MOWTH sounds better to me idk

[granite loom]

my mom can't say it for the life of her

she says it "DAH-mith"

[balmy flume]

my dad saying “Darmuh”

[granite loom]

sounds like dahmer 💀

[narrow nest]

never say it like that ever again.

[tawdry zealot]

dart-meowth

[narrow nest]

i love you

thank you

that’s so good

[fading yacht]

ive been reading over my application

for the hundredth time today

[river pawn]

important question

gkmc or tpab?

[river hinge]

what ıs gkmc and what ıs tpab?💀

[granite loom]

kendrick album

to pimp a butterfly and good kid maad city

arguably one of the best rap/gen albums of all time

[granite loom]

prolly tpab

i'll admit tpab > graduation & mbdtf

[small dirge]

gkmc

[devout patio]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 14 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date

[river pawn]

i feel like neither mbdtf or tpab are the best album of the 2010's though

imo it's 100% blonde

to me gkmc and tpab are equal
to someone who can relate to tpab that album would be like the holy grail but for me i feel like gkmc is the ultimate mix of music u can just listen to on it's own but while also having it tell a cohesive story

[granite loom]

holy L of all time

[river pawn]

blonde is one of those albums where if u listen to it while u got some shit going on in ur life it is exceptional

all the songs just hit for me as someone who can relate to the message that frank is trying to get out

[granite loom]

nah blonde is a good album

but i guess this

to someone who can relate to tpab that album would be like the holy grail
applies to me more

tpab is just replayable infinitely for me

[river pawn]

bro i wouldn't say ur choice of tpab is a holy l of all time because you and i are different people

that's why i said imo

[granite loom]

nah i stand by my statement, L opinion (jk)

[river pawn]

it's just what u like

[granite loom]

if frank ocean released more music then maybe 😭

bro hasn't dropped in forever

[river pawn]

i hate him lol

he was supposed to be on SOS

[granite loom]

he doing EVERYTHING but dropping

[river pawn]

but he ghosted sza

headass

[granite loom]

like i get it but damn

[river pawn]

anyways tpab is my #2 and gkmc is my #3, then i would have mbdtf and 808's to round out my top 5 of all time

u can see i pref rap as opposed to rnb but blonde just hits for me so hard

[granite loom]

nah that's totally valid
mbdtf would be my no.1 if kanye wasn't a fucking nazi man
i wanna diff music from artist but

it can't be ignored ig

kendrick ontop tho

[river pawn]

in terms of my favorite song of all time though it does come from tpab

actually i have two lol im cheating

how much a dollar cost and sing about me, im dying of thirst

[granite loom]

wb fav song not rap?

for me, rap wise prolly I wonder and/or lost in the world
and non rap, proly like Amoeba (clairo)

[river pawn]

lost in the world nice

[granite loom]

rly good

music to my ears

got into kanye before nazi-core so I was a big fan
then the downfall : (

i saw someone say bro's never going to see his mom again cause he going straight to hell 💀

that was a huge violation man

[river pawn]

u think this is all a butterfly effect from him losing his mom or was it all there in his mind from before

no copium but i genuinely believe it's the first that's the case

[granite loom]

nah man idk, if i lost my mom i wouldn't turn into a nazi 💀

he def mentally ill but that aint an excuse

but his mother's loss prolly was the catalyst

[river pawn]

should've known since tlop MAN

he literally said the jews share they truth on how to make a dime on saint pablo...

[strange anchor]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 13 hours and 46 minutes until the decision date

[elfin kelp]

how do you all feel about the subreddit changing to ivy day and including Dartmouth in honor of today's decision releases

[olive nymph]

what is that columbia logo

😭

looks so weird

[river pawn]

is there an emblem for yale or am i just not seeing it

oh i see it it's jus the same color as the background lol

[zinc oriole]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 12 hours and 39 minutes until the decision date

[river hinge]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 12 hours and 22 minutes until the decision date

[pearl sandal]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 12 hours and 10 minutes until the decision date

[unkempt wing]

morning😭

IM SO SCARED

AHHHH

WE’RE SO CLOSE

anyways rejection/deferral incoming 😮‍💨

[elfin kelp]

How are my mouthers today

[unkempt wing]

why were you wanting opps last night💀

im going to cook all day

so i dont think about college

[elfin kelp]

I need someone to close the mouths of the mouthers when they’re misbehaving

[unkempt wing]

mini mod😭

[elfin kelp]

^ mouthers

They stop

[unkempt wing]

hmm

should i

[elfin kelp]

I call them guardians of the rankings

That’s what their role says at least

[unkempt wing]

goofy

how many guardians have you got so far

[elfin kelp]

Uhh like 4-6

We’ve only done this for 3 threads

[unkempt wing]

A2C mini army😭

[elfin kelp]

I love BTS too!!!

[unkempt wing]

omg slayyy

hmm does employment by carly pay well

😮‍💨

[elfin kelp]

You get manage messages in this channel

So you can pin funny things

[unkempt wing]

im going to have to respectfully decline this offer of employment bestie

[elfin kelp]

I mean i never directly offered it to you

This is like seeing a public job board posting and telling them no thanks

But appreciate it bestie!

[olive nymph]

I'll take it

No cap ong

[elfin kelp]

If I could tell the irony status here I’d consider it

[olive nymph]

I'm fr

Sorry it's 5 am

[elfin kelp]

Ok there you go

Now you have to tell mods when kids are bad

Use the /report or ping an active mod in ur special channel

[olive nymph]

W

[unkempt wing]

Guest bestie

You’d never report me right?

xx

[olive nymph]

I decline to answer

I'm taking the 5th

[elfin kelp]

Guestie

[zinc oriole]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 6 hours and 25 minutes until the decision date

[narrow nest]

terrified bro

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 4 hours and 47 minutes until the decision date

[deep bluff]

Oh dang, it was announced!

Good luck Dartmouth ED people tomorrow!

[granite loom]

I’m gonna shit myself ong

[balmy flume]

I STG

[dense jasper]

Omg good luck!!!

[balmy flume]

the way i got auto deferred 😍

[strange anchor]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 4 hours and 39 minutes until the decision date

[fading yacht]

we are gonna be fine!!

let the good times roll

Dartmouth 27' !!!

[tranquil mortar]

good morning

[strange anchor]

Good morning everyone🫡💀🌲🤓💚

[tawdry zealot]

good luck dartmouth eders 🙏🙏

[karmic elk]

Good luck everyone!

[balmy flume]

[narrow nest]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 3 hours and 14 minutes until the decision date

[balmy flume]

[small dirge]

Can someone send the link to the clock

[tranquil mortar]

this one?

https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/3682083/dartmouth-early-decision-2023

[narrow nest]

!dartmouth

[light hull]

Dartmouth College Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
1 day, 2 hours and 54 minutes until the decision date

[balmy flume]

bro stressing like his acceptance isn’t waiting on him

[small dirge]

yep

thank uu

Wait are u allowed to have Ed2 selected as a plan on commonapp before ed comes out

[tranquil mortar]

it let me

[granite loom]

You can have it selected but can’t submit it before ED comes out and decisions

[balmy flume]

only cracked thing i have is rank

praying rn

[devout patio]

I'm dying of anxiety

!dartmouth

[strange anchor]

Like I don’t know how I’m supposed to write any essays right now

It’s literally impossible

[devout patio]

same :(

[narrow nest]

!dartmouth

[strange anchor]

!dartmouth

[river hinge]

!dartmouth

[narrow nest]

less than a day

[snow frigate]

!dartmouth

[unkempt wing]

did y’all see that post

[narrow nest]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmM5ebhjN1p/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

SO CUTE (pls pls let me in)

is that paul

[unkempt wing]

HOW MANY

HOW MANY PIECES OF PAPER IS THAT

[narrow nest]

i pray my name is there

[unkempt wing]

so real

[narrow nest]

he is gonna get arthritis

that’s such a tedious thing

i’d rather have my ao sign it i feel like itd be faster right

but they’re reading plus i love paul

[tranquil mortar]

someone enhance the image

[river hinge]

yh please

[tranquil mortar]

shit getting real real now

😭😭

[narrow nest]

GUYS

[tranquil mortar]

OMFG

[unkempt wing]

MASSIVE WIN ALAN <333

[narrow nest]

🥱🥱

[river hinge]

what if those are the rejection letters

[nocturne sparrow]

most likely

[granite loom]

all these decisions got me worried 💀

[tranquil mortar]

gonna be us tmrw

(the acceptances ofc)

[granite loom]

bro a big fat fcking rejection gon slap me across the face

i'm so scared omgl

[balmy flume]

IM SWEATING BULLETS

[balmy flume]

wait wait

the letter looks too long

for that

!dartmouth

[high moat]

!dartmouth

[unkempt wing]

20,000...

huhhh 😭

[granite loom]

no way bro what the fuck

that's insane

[narrow nest]

!dartmouth

[elfin kelp]

They’ve slowed down a bit today

[narrow nest]

they’re getting scared

[unkempt wing]

IM GETTING SCARED

FOR TOMORROW

[balmy flume]

they got a switch on the send button

[balmy flume]

ME TOO TF

[tranquil mortar]

seeing other ppls decisions come out is making me so nervous

😭😭😭

[unkempt wing]

IM @meager orchid ING RIGHT NOW

[tranquil mortar]

LMAO

[meager orchid]

I’ve been summoned

[tranquil mortar]

(wrong PANIK)

[unkempt wing]

WAIT

THERE ARE TWO!?

[meager orchid]

I still haven’t checked my Yale decision 😽 @tranquil mortar

[tranquil mortar]

Schrödingers decision

check it when ur ready

🙏🙏

[meager orchid]

Fr no need to panik💆‍♀️

[tranquil mortar]

ong

[balmy flume]

open it mf

It’s been like 40 minutes

[meager orchid]

I can’t I’m too much of a 😺

[granite loom]

Bitchass open it

Or I’ll have your mother

Fellow dartmouth brother and sisters

I wish you guys the best of luck tomorrow

[tranquil mortar]

yes sir

[granite loom]

Shit is gonna be wild

[tranquil mortar]

it’s been a long journey

[granite loom]

Goodluck to those who do get in!

It has

I’m terrified

[tranquil mortar]

it’s been nice

same

I’m too nervous to do anything

[granite loom]

I’m gonna be heartbroken tomorrow