CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)

[versed notch]

I feel like that makes sense, but I can't really imagine where the parking would be 😭

[next gulch]

stanford has very little tho because almost everyone dorms all four years

so they just walk or bike or takr the shuttle

[wet magnet]

Yeah there are cars

There are certain parking lots that are like a short walk from the actual residence halls

Ngl tho im pretty sure the parking passes are stupid expensive though

Also Ithaca public transportation is quite good

[nimble thorn]

walking is chill

[next gulch]

who even owns cars in college 😭

[nimble thorn]

i have an excuse to not know how to drive

[wet magnet]

UCI kids

[nimble thorn]

😭

[next gulch]

UCI?? like uc irvine? 💀

[wet magnet]

Yep

It’s a communal school lowkey

Getting traction recently tho

[next gulch]

i agree!

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 38 minutes and 11 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 710 times.
That's 0.67 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

7 hrs..

[lost wasp]

the walk from dorms to the main campus is kinda brutal tbh

[next gulch]

i'll precope by reminding myself about shithaca's weather

[lost wasp]

the upper classmen walking up the hill everyday-

[wet magnet]

Yeah honestly I don’t mind walking at Cornell even despite the brutal ass walks because

1. The views are always beautiful and
2. It’s so fucking cold that moving my body actually helps immensely with keeping a decent body temp

[hollow crypt]

sounds like michigan weather

[next gulch]

ngl my city is really hilly so i dont think thatd change that much

[wet magnet]

Honestly not that bad

[next gulch]

😭😭

[wet magnet]

Walk from north campus is worse

Or walk to north campus I should say

[versed notch]

Aren't the ag building all connected so you can stay inside the entire time once you walk there?

[lost wasp]

nahnahnah its definitely doable i just wish the dorms were a bit less separated from everything

[nimble thorn]

the city life

[next gulch]

yeah

[versed notch]

This is my cope with the weather tbh 😭

[next gulch]

shithaca's bustling food and party scene

[nimble thorn]

yessir

[wet magnet]

Agreed

[nimble thorn]

hey someone here said that cornell kids get laid at least

😭

[next gulch]

💀💀 wasnt that uch

[wet magnet]

It is honestly an entire pilgrimage to get to my classes

Oh yeah

[nimble thorn]

ope-

[next gulch]

but he also said hookup culture is pretty strong

[wet magnet]

They do

Cornell kids are insanely horny bro I’m not even fucking kidding

[next gulch]

😭

[wet magnet]

I think someone recorded a porno in our cocktail library

[next gulch]

HUH?

[noble valley]

Why is that so true

[wet magnet]

It’s a thing

[next gulch]

☹️

[nimble thorn]

i can tell based on the applicants here

[hollow crypt]

Yeah, ten yrs ago

[next gulch]

LMAOO

[wet magnet]

Orientation week is gonna go stupid btw

A lot of mistakes are made that week

[next gulch]

what does that mean

oh

[wet magnet]

Just a week straight of frat annex parties

It’s like the one week frats aren’t insanely douchey and are actually welcoming of random freshmen

Some kids get too excited

[next gulch]

so im assuming you can have a social life without getting involved with greek life

[wet magnet]

Yeah for sure

I’m not planning on rushing and I’m enjoying myself

[next gulch]

good because i despise greek life 😭

[wet magnet]

Just make friends with the right people

Either that or be a girl

🤷🏻‍♂️

[next gulch]

what does this mean

[wet magnet]

Girls basically get easy entry into parties

You know with the entire hook up predatory culture of frats

[hollow crypt]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/zk65v7/prettty_sick/

[next gulch]

i would use stronger words than predatory but yeah

[noble valley]

That's why Cornell made nytimes

Woo go big red

[wet magnet]

It’s fucked up but it’s a case in which girls “benefit” from the patriarchy

[next gulch]

not really 😭

arent they just getting girls drunk to hook up with them

[wet magnet]

I’m quoting what my female friends said 🤷🏻‍♂️

[next gulch]

ok LOL

[wet magnet]

Well not directly

That’s their goal but if you aren’t dumb you could just deplete their alcohol supply and run off with the homies 💀

Just gotta go with trusted friends

[noble valley]

My friend group stole some alc every night during o-week

They were desperate as hel

[wet magnet]

LMAO the bud lights and truly’s

Nasty

[noble valley]

They literally broke into frat houses

[wet magnet]

Dudeee I remember that

You mean like hopping the tenses

Fences

[noble valley]

Pretty much

Goin through the back door and stuff

[wet magnet]

Yeah I remember that

That was a fun week

Then school started.

[noble valley]

😦

It's over now

[quasi bolt]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 27 minutes and 13 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 711 times.
That's 0.67 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[noble valley]

We can finally rest

Kind of

Still waiting for test scores

[lost wasp]

are frats the only parties that happen?

[wet magnet]

Yeah man…

[wet magnet]

I mean no but they are kind of the best ones

There’s also fish bowl wednesdays which is at a bar so you need a fake

[noble valley]

There's plenty of stuff hosted by clubs and schools

[wet magnet]

I remember when frats closed down and my friends and I went to some fucking condo party and it was the wackiest shit ever

[lost wasp]

do athletics teams have parties?

[next gulch]

i dont see why not?

[noble valley]

Sometimes

[next gulch]

a condo party 😭

[solar scaffold]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 20 minutes and 13 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 712 times.
That's 0.67 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[near pivot]

Almost there guys

[frigid aurora]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 17 minutes and 11 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 713 times.
That's 0.67 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 16 minutes and 55 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 714 times.
That's 0.67 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frigid aurora]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 16 minutes and 39 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 715 times.
That's 0.67 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

shaking and crying

[lusty chasm]

7 hours im shitting myself

[next gulch]

7 hrs..

[lusty chasm]

i don’t even sleep 7 hours 💀

[next gulch]

LOL

😭

[forest heron]

💀

[frigid aurora]

Your name is now red

How odd

[next gulch]

gues rlly sold us out for some discord mods

i'll never trust you again

[forest heron]

Nah

It's all the plan

Trust the process

[next gulch]

what's the plan

[forest heron]

I can't tell you

I invoke the 5th

[frigid aurora]

<@&1052760855403581540>

Pinged fr

[next gulch]

its not america its a discord server

LMAO

[frigid aurora]

You lmao a lot ☕️

[forest heron]

Lmao

[frigid aurora]

You too

a2c ☕️

[next gulch]

my ass has already fallen off

[tacit spear]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours and 14 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 716 times.
That's 0.67 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

atp

[forest heron]

Lmao

[frigid aurora]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 13 minutes and 53 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 717 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frigid aurora]

Yeah that’s right

Try to do the command more than me

I dare you

[tacit spear]

Get it to 0.69

[frigid aurora]

I double dog dare you

[brazen vine]

did ur guys portal removr checklist

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 13 minutes and 22 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 718 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[barren hare]

It's gonna be 1 before the morning

[frigid aurora]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 13 minutes and 17 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 719 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

i didnt check but based on convo it seems it did

[barren hare]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 13 minutes and 8 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 720 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[brazen vine]

my portal doesnt have checklist no more

[cosmic cove]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 13 minutes and 6 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 721 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frigid aurora]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 13 minutes and 4 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 722 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 13 minutes and 3 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 723 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

💀

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 12 minutes and 59 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 724 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frigid aurora]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 12 minutes and 57 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 725 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[cosmic cove]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 12 minutes and 55 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 726 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[barren hare]

!cornell

[versed notch]

Someone convince me to get off discord and write my ap lang essay so I can watch you all stress-free

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 12 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 727 times.
That's 0.68 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frigid aurora]

!cornell

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 12 minutes and 41 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 728 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

@brazen vine man I'm recording in a few min

[frigid aurora]

YES

[forest heron]

I can't do this

[frigid aurora]

THE FUNNY NUMBERRR

WE DID ITTTT

[jovial yarrow]

YES

[forest heron]

Muting you for spam

[brazen vine]

oh shit

sibelius?

1 2 3?

[frigid aurora]

Pls my good sir

I beg

[next gulch]

im wearing my good luck socks today theyd better bring luck from cornell 🙏😓

[forest heron]

Mozart for Curtis kms

[brazen vine]

LOL

have fun…

😬

[frigid aurora]

My lucky socks have my dogs face on them

[next gulch]

mine have chickens on them

[forest heron]

Lmk if u get in Ong NYC trips every month

[brazen vine]

LOL

[lilac plover]

My friends and I are wearing all green for good luck. Hope I can get in 👏🏼

[next gulch]

🙏🫡

[cosmic cove]

wear read

red*

[wet magnet]

Found the Dartmouth opp

[cosmic cove]

and be a bear

[brazen vine]

guys did ur portal checklist dissapear

disappear

[lilac plover]

yea my checklist disappeared

[brazen vine]

aight

[solar scaffold]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours, 8 minutes and 30 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 729 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[main sluice]

I hope I get into Cornell

[next gulch]

i have like no appetite 😭

[hollow cedar]

bruhhh why does this decision come out at 5:30 am

gonna sleep now

set an alarm for 5:30

L

[next gulch]

no dont do that to yourself wtf 💀

[hollow cedar]

i gotta

[next gulch]

!?

😭😭

[hollow cedar]

its ok my entire grades gonna be up at 530 checking results

[next gulch]

sauce i wish you luck

[hollow cedar]

you too eymae you too

hope we both get in

[tame umbra]

Do you guys not have school?

[next gulch]

hopefully the coe female male ratio needs you 🫡🫡

[hollow cedar]

hope we all get in

[hollow cedar]

yes

[hollow cedar]

LMAOOOO

[next gulch]

yeah but today is a late start

[hollow cedar]

AMEN

[next gulch]

praying

[hollow cedar]

crying why is sports day tomorrow

gotta do dance and shit..

[next gulch]

not sports day 💀 i remember this convo LMAO

[hollow cedar]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
7 hours and 44 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 730 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[hollow cedar]

I REMEMEVR IT TOO BRO I SWEAR YALL american people live under a rock how do yall not know what jet sprays are

[next gulch]

shaking and crying

[hollow cedar]

im still hung up on the jet sprays

[next gulch]

JET SPRAYS??

[hollow cedar]

BRO

[next gulch]

what are those

[hollow cedar]

.

[next gulch]

help

😭

[hollow cedar]

LMAO

[next gulch]

i dont remember this part at all

[hollow cedar]

bum washers

fucking

bidets

[next gulch]

like bidets??

[hollow cedar]

yes

but

the

[raw flax]

@wet magnet what were your stats

[hollow cedar]

spray kind

[next gulch]

ok but no one calls them jet sprays 💀

😭

[hollow cedar]

no not bidets

[next gulch]

???

[hollow cedar]

everyoen does

[next gulch]

WDYM THE SPRAY KIND

[hollow cedar]

isnt bidet the separate seat thing

[steady lava]

Bum showers

[next gulch]

oh

😭😭

[hollow cedar]

facts

best thing on earth

[next gulch]

america is just unsanitary ig

[hollow cedar]

fr...

[next gulch]

😨

[lusty chasm]

y’all when people are different: 😱

[hollow cedar]

how do yall use toilet paper

[next gulch]

😱😱😱😨😨😨

[hollow cedar]

no but like

[next gulch]

idk tbh

[hollow cedar]

if you put your hand in dog poop

[next gulch]

its not clean at

[hollow cedar]

youre not gonna just

[next gulch]

LMAO

[hollow cedar]

wash it off

i mean

with a piece of toielt paper

but why is that

for your butt

you just use toilet paper

make it make sense

[next gulch]

idk dude

[hollow cedar]

cant believe im discussing bum washers on a2c disocrd 7 hours before the cornell decision

[steady lava]

7 hours before decision and we are discussing bum sanitation 🫡

[hollow cedar]

OMG

synced fr

[next gulch]

im shaking

[steady lava]

Ikr

[hollow cedar]

ok one last honorary !cornell before i sleep

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
6 hours, 57 minutes and 10 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 731 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

good night!

[shut sundial]

0.69

Nice

[wet magnet]

1560 superscore 4.4 3.9

[raw flax]

damn

[wet magnet]

I think my application was carried by leadership positions

Drum major, varsity lacrosse captain, ASB

[raw flax]

nice

[wet magnet]

Yeah I didn’t do any crazy summer programs or research

I just did what I enjoyed

And got good grades

Lol I think I remember fully skipping school this day cus of my anxiety

[cosmic cove]

learned a new word today: bum showers

[raw flax]

do yk anyones whos gotten in w a 3.78

lol

[next gulch]

LMAO thats so specific

youll find out in 7 hrs

[raw flax]

no ik im getting rejected

[wet magnet]

Not exactly but let me tell you it’s definitely possible

Most of my friends are test optional and a lot of them didn’t have insane GPA’s or anything

Extra curriculars really do carry

[next gulch]

praying

[raw flax]

i just have some hard college courses at purdue on my transcript so hopefully they can see i can handle college courses and ive gotten As in those and Bs in easy hs classes cause im a dumbass

[raw flax]

yeah hopefully

nah theres no way tbh

[wet magnet]

I feel you man

[raw flax]

gpa is just too low w sat

[wet magnet]

Ay no matter what you’ll be okay though

Don’t romanticize Cornell LOL

[raw flax]

fair

i just wanan go somewhere oos

[wet magnet]

What state you in

[raw flax]

and like it needs to be better enough from purdue

that i can actyally go to

[wet magnet]

Indiana?

[raw flax]

and cornell is one of the few schools i applied to thats actyally much better than purdue

yeah

indiana sucks

purdues a good school tho

[wet magnet]

Purdue is still amazing

[raw flax]

just been around it so much i wann go

[wet magnet]

Yeah I’ve been to Indiana

Where I took my first SAT 💀

[raw flax]

been taking classes here for 2 years now so its even worse than normal lol

[wet magnet]

Not a very exciting state ngl

[raw flax]

yeah its not great

[wet magnet]

Fair

That was me with the UCs tbh

[raw flax]

esp where i live its small town

[raw flax]

did you get into ucla

i wanna go there

oh wait

[wet magnet]

I got in Cornell ED and withdrew because I’m not a piece of shit so I will never know

[raw flax]

you dont even know right

[wet magnet]

A lot of my friends go to UCLA tho

[raw flax]

lol

i know like 2 people who ed places and don't withdraw applications and then say they hvae financial problems and go to a even more expensive place

[wet magnet]

Yeah lol I knew people like them

To leave that reputation on your virtues is shame enough

[raw flax]

yeah fair

[wet magnet]

I’m so glad I’m out of that though

[solar scaffold]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
6 hours, 38 minutes and 49 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 733 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[wet magnet]

Growing up in like a super Asian college obsessed school was hell

I’m sure the Bay Area kids know

[cosmic cove]

!cornell

[raw flax]

we have a lot of asian people obsessed w school here too

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
6 hours, 37 minutes and 43 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 734 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[raw flax]

we're like the best school in indiana

[wet magnet]

Asians in Indiana??

[raw flax]

yes hella

[wet magnet]

Lol

[raw flax]

cause of purdue

so all the profs kids go there

[wet magnet]

Ahhh

LOL

Makes sense

[raw flax]

and they try so hard lol

[wet magnet]

Generational trauma lowkey

[raw flax]

did you apply for cs or something else

[wet magnet]

Human development

[raw flax]

oh ok nice

[wet magnet]

I love my major

Might minor in infosci too

Cornell really is a “any person any study” school though

[raw flax]

i saw their like hogwarts library

looks sick

[wet magnet]

My friend group is a philosophy, cs, entomology, and me developmental psych

[wet magnet]

Yeah Uris library is very nice

Usually full though 💀

[raw flax]

is your cs friend depressed or is he chilling

[wet magnet]

He’s not depressed but he works a lot

Kid grinds like crazy

[raw flax]

theres a library at purdue thats also always full lol

[wet magnet]

Yeah I heard Purdue is kind overpopulated

[raw flax]

yeah i feel like one thing is if i go to a school like cornell like ik im not getting in but if i do i have already taken all the weed out and early cs courses

so i'll be taking all the hard ones and even at a harder school

[wet magnet]

Yeahhh exactly

[raw flax]

and my gpa is gonna be like a 3.0

[wet magnet]

If you end up getting in don’t take unnecessary honors classes lol

That’s what my friend did

Shit plane taking off

[raw flax]

so might just be better to go to purdue lol unless like the credits ive taken at purdue don't transfer than i can retake those

yeah i would never

[wet magnet]

Good luck my friend

You will be okay

[raw flax]

i ride the curve with honors classes everyone doing well

yeah thanks

lol

[next gulch]

isnt cornell also overpopulated 😭

[viscid rock]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
6 hours, 24 minutes and 21 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 735 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[cosmic cove]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
6 hours, 24 minutes and 19 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 736 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[solar scaffold]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
6 hours, 21 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 737 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

wait they moved it to #🤖-bot-commands LOL

sad

[trail smelt]

there was a #💬-suggestion-voting thing

[next gulch]

😓

[muted hearth]

good

[next gulch]

anyways if anyone needs plant pictures to calm down ping me and i'd be glad to share 😭😭 literally scrolling through my camera roll for relief rn

[viscid rock]

!cornell

[lost wasp]

are you guys just done with exams?😭

[viscid rock]

i feel like im literally dying

[next gulch]

mine are next week

[lost wasp]

lucky

i gotta write an essay thats due in like 3 hours and pretend decisions dont come out tonight

[forest heron]

hiiiii

[next gulch]

go write wtf

[scenic wasp]

I have tomorrow

[forest heron]

just had my ap calc semester exam

i didn't even know about it until midnight before the test

[lost wasp]

TODAY?? SAME

[next gulch]

inb4 yall are in the same class

[forest heron]

somehow, i got a 99

idfk

[next gulch]

oh wow congrats!!

thats really impressive

[forest heron]

thanks lol. there was a generous curve though.

[lost wasp]

bro how do u already know ur grade?

[forest heron]

not today

a few days ago

[lost wasp]

dang 😦

well congrats!

[forest heron]

thanks lol

which school in cornell did y'all apply to?

i did a&s

[next gulch]

CALS

[lost wasp]

im a&s too

cs

[forest heron]

ooh

physics here

gl everyone!!!

🤞 we're all gonna get in

[lost wasp]

frfr

[sick nymph]

East Asian male in cs moment

like 1% chance of getting in

[forest heron]

;-;

i'm applying from in state

so i guess i have a bit of an advantage

guys im back

scared

[lost wasp]

tbh at this point whatever will be will be

[sonic smelt]

ive just had an epiphany in the shower

even if i get rejected does it really matter

boom

[lost wasp]

innovative

[forest heron]

revolutionary

[lost wasp]

raising the bar

[sick nymph]

i hope the ao didn’t step in dogshit when they reviewed my app

it’s such a crapshoot goddamn

[lost wasp]

that would be unfortunate tbh

[gentle basalt]

how we feeling

!cornell

[sick nymph]

poor bot

[gentle basalt]

6 hrs

[lost wasp]

3 once i finish this essay

0 once i take a fat nap

[gentle basalt]

me being at school 💀

its coming out as soon as I get home

[lost wasp]

L

[grand crag]

!cornell

[glacial delta]

!cornell

Nooo

What happened

[raw flax]

they made this server better

🙏🏽

[lost wasp]

i wish i could just watch mind-numbing movies until 7 so the time would pass

[raw flax]

take a nap

[forest heron]

!cornell

Wow

[forest heron]

lmao im just playing csgo

[frigid aurora]

!cornell

Worse

100000x worse

[lost wasp]

valid

[forest heron]

@brazen vine val?

💀

or cs

idc

[brazen vine]

bro

im at school

[forest heron]

LMAO

[brazen vine]

sohs lookin ass

[tardy dome]

!yale

[forest heron]

BRO my school ended a week ago

skill issue from u

[tardy dome]

!harvard

[brazen vine]

oh shit fr

[sonic smelt]

!cornell

[tacit spear]

#🤖-bot-commands

To use countdown commands

[craggy sky]

any cornell applicants from the uk?

[shadow ice]

!yale

[gentle basalt]

running anti-affirmations through my head rn so I can cope with the inevitable

[robust reef]

Has anyone applied for science and technology studies ?

[frigid aurora]

Relatable af

[muted hearth]

chanceme?

[lost wasp]

ruh roh

[frigid aurora]

110%

[muted hearth]

thanks bb

[viscid rock]

!columbia

[next gulch]

same :(

[frozen swan]

i heard some rumours on ur withdraw button disappearing

meaning that you were either rejected or accepted

[next gulch]

everyones withdraw button disappears 😭

chill out

[frozen swan]

ok lol

but I will not chill

[vital shore]

!cornell

:(

[lilac plover]

!cornell

[muted hearth]

yall

it is now

there is no need

just wait a few hours

[vital shore]

:(

[muted hearth]

:)

[lost wasp]

personally, im passing the time with BTD5

[grave kite]

💀

[brazen vine]

!cornell

[lilac plover]

!cornell

[lost wasp]

4 hours🎉

[quasi bolt]

4 hours

!cornell

[next gulch]

:(

4 hrs..

[ornate moth]

4 houes

landed in pak

going to bed rn

[lost wasp]

3hrs 59min

[ornate moth]

waking up to a W I shallah

[minor oyster]

women

[muted hearth]

women

[forest heron]

!Cornell

!cornell

NOOOOO

Cornell!

[noble valley]

Cornell University Decision Date
The decision date is December 15, 2022 7:00 PM in your local time
1 second until the decision date
This command has been used 735 times.
That's 0.69 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[shadow ice]

My friends and I are doing zoom college roulette in 3 hours 40 minutes

It's going to be death of all of us

[forest heron]

I have a band concert at 7 lol

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[lost wasp]

L

[glacial gazelle]

!cornell

[forest heron]

lmao it's portal astrology season

[forest heron]

I agree

[surreal knot]

good luck suckas im gonna leave and ill be back as either a cornelian or a hs dropout

[shadow ice]

Did you know that if you shake your device thrice and pray to Erza Cornell whilst on the portal you will summon the Eldritch gods to get you into Cornell? /s

xD

Ur fine

They not gonna reject you b/c of it

[viscid rock]

nervous af

[gentle basalt]

good luck everyone

ezzy c is in you

[shadow ice]

idk

I think it's an automated email

[viscid rock]

you’ll see just in hours

chill

i know it’s impossible to chill atp tho

[solar scaffold]

!cornell

[versed notch]

!cornell

[frank flint]

bad luck everyone i hope im the only one here who gets in

[versed notch]

Cold 💀

Oh, it's 20k already

[frank flint]

whats 20k @versed notch

[next gulch]

EZRA 🥺🥰😍

i think i'm gonna drive to a viewpoint and open my decision there

inb4 no service but it's ok

[shadow ice]

Omg sounds amazing

Show us the view

[chilly lion]

!cornell

[next gulch]

!cornell

tfw no instant gratification

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[next gulch]

i will!

[minor oyster]

most atheist mfs be praying and shit cuz of college decisions

hahahahaha

[frank flint]

!cornell

[next gulch]

crying vomiting throwing up

decisions come out 15 mins after my school ends

[meager basin]

college admissions cultists

[next gulch]

!cornell

[wet magnet]

How much longer is there?

[meager basin]

y’all stop spamming that command 💀

it’s coming out in 3 hrs

[next gulch]

around three hours

!cornell

!cornell

[wet magnet]

Woah scary

[next gulch]

ikr

😨

[muted hearth]

best i can do is "maybe"

but you will find out in 3 hours

i'd proceed with cautious optimism

yes its a good sign

but you cant assume too much

that is certainly possible but it's a 3 hr wait after all

[wet magnet]

Real shit

Honestly it was like my sign that I got in ngl

But idk

Could be cap

[chilly lion]

wait is @muted hearth an alumni of cornell/

?

[muted hearth]

na

[chilly lion]

did u ED cornell?

[muted hearth]

yeah i agree i'd lean on positive but it could go either way

[muted hearth]

yep

[wet magnet]

Not sure what you mean

I guess?

It just told me that I needed to submit like W2 documents and a bunch more like a few days before decision

Which was 🤔

Good sign

Yeah for sure

Not to raise hopes but like

Yeah

🤷🏻‍♂️

[prisma solstice]

did the checklists disappear on everyones portal?

[marble marsh]

yes

[violet flax]

!cornell

[crude creek]

!cornell

Where is it

I finished my finals finally

Now to worry Abt this

[lusty chasm]

i’m supposed to be studying for a bio midterm tomorrow but i’m too nervous to focus 💀

[violet flax]

its at 7 pm est

[pastel iron]

!columbia

[surreal knot]

!cornell

bruh

[jaunty plover]

do you attend cornell university??

[wet magnet]

Yeah

[jaunty plover]

incredible uch

[wet magnet]

ANDREW

[jaunty plover]

😭

[glacial delta]

Damn

Early rejection for me

[wet magnet]

2 more hours bro

[jaunty plover]

text me

[wet magnet]

I’ve been thinking bout you

[forest heron]

GUYS GL

[crude creek]

good luck!

[forest heron]

why?

i also got an email from the financial aid office

kinda freaked me out

it was asking for some w2 documents

my mom sorted things out

but like,

i'm a bit nervous

[oak finch]

Wtf I only slept 6 hours

I dreamt about Cornell sending an email to me saying they'll accept me if I listen to them roasting my application for an hour

[nimble thorn]

shiiii id take that offer in a heartbeat

free application advice from aos too

💀

[oak finch]

I have a decision from my safety now

Should I open it right away or after Cornell decisions come out

[raw flax]

now

[naive shadow]

open now!

[nimble thorn]

go ahead and open it

gotta get that 100% rate rn

[oak finch]

Okay

[forest heron]

rn

[lost wasp]

good luck!

[oak finch]

They required a biology class but I didn't take one so they need to know my plans

??

I'm so hurt now

[steady lava]

Are you taking one rn

[lost wasp]

hey! they wouldn't be asking if they weren't interested!

[oak finch]

Nope

[steady lava]

Then ig you’ll have to because it may be a compulsory requirement

What’s your intended major?

Pre med?

[oak finch]

CS

But they require bio regardless

[steady lava]

Damn

[oak finch]

"We were impressed by your achievements but"

Damn if you're impressed then accept me

[versed notch]

!cornell

Less than 2 hours

[forest heron]

guys i’m scared

[versed notch]

You can get through this!!

[grave kite]

gl!! 😭

[forest heron]

should i take a nap until 7

or jsut never check my decision 🤣

[lusty chasm]

im gonna nap from 6-6:59 i can’t handle an hour of insane stress

[hollow crypt]

I've been napping since like 3

Just woke up

[grave kite]

yes

[hollow crypt]

Back to bed

[grave kite]

mfw i dont even have hw to bury myself in

💀

[lusty chasm]

i’ve got a whole ass exam tomorrow to study for

[next gulch]

shaking

2 hrs

!cornell

[forest heron]

yoo really

ok if a person wrote the note then that is actually kinda good news

yeah ik i was confused by that

but that means that there is a real person reviewing these

so maybe for accepted / defer candidates?

[marble marsh]

did everyone get a fin aid email?

[forest heron]

yeah

i got a few

[trail smelt]

Bestie stop the portal astrology

[forest heron]

not true bro.

[trail smelt]

your decision comes out in less than 2 hours you can wait without this

[forest heron]

https://gyazo.com/2ccecfe46e844dcdf3704cee8d7f8447

i called FA and they told me it was a glitch

[forest heron]

yeahh

[trail smelt]

Both of you

Stop

[forest heron]

2 days ago

[trail smelt]

Im going to time you out

[muted hearth]

stawp

[forest heron]

yo?

stoppp

just causing more stress for ppl

[trail smelt]

Thank you

[muted hearth]

the decision comes out in less than two hours

there is simply no point

[trail smelt]

Play uno or smth idk

[forest heron]

yo someone start the game idk how to

[trail smelt]

That bot’s games take forever

[muted hearth]

cas

[forest heron]

engineering

[trail smelt]

Check pins

[shadow ice]

UGHHHHh

[frozen swan]

gl guys

going in

[prisma solstice]

this is so painful

[ornate moth]

my brothers

[shadow ice]

im going to get a heartatatck

[ornate moth]

we are in the endgame

shout-out my first day thread ppl

yaal been here since the beginning

I've not slept in like 30 hours I am starting to lose bodily function

but I'll wait it out 👊👊

[shadow ice]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k3zimSRKqNw&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE&t=69

1:09

[hollow cedar]

do these financial doc forms only go to people who didnt apply aid

[versed notch]

Does someone how the rejection sim

Have*

[hollow cedar]

ivyhub

rejection simulator

[ornate moth]

no just wait 90 minutes and use the acceptancr sim instead

[prisma solstice]

https://ivyhub.org/rejection-simulators/

[forest heron]

I can't believe

I'm probably gonna get rejected

Realistically

[lofty jackal]

guys the closer it is to 7 the more i feel im going to get rejected

[forest heron]

As if it wasn't at 100% for me anyways

🐻 🟥

[versed notch]

I need an acceptance letter to put in my junk journal 😭😭

[frigid aurora]

Username checks out

[forest heron]

You are the first person to tell me that!

[ashen tangle]

Its like the time is passing too fast for us to feel prepared but also too slow at the same time

[sick nymph]

ARE YALL READY KIDS?!

[gentle basalt]

soon soon

20k msgs not for nothing

in 6 days too

[vital shore]

i feel like im about to cry any moment now-

but its ok

because it's finally going to be over!

[gentle basalt]

felt this

[shadow ice]

[gentle basalt]

I'm still at school ☠️

[vital shore]

i've been home for hours 😔 just scared

[gentle basalt]

best of luck to everyone

[minor oyster]

The ones that are really getting in spent their days doing whatever they’re passionate about

[glacial delta]

I wanna die

[vital shore]

you too!! trust we're all getting in

[minor oyster]

Would not be surprised if I or anyone active on here get rejected

[gentle basalt]

damn

sick burn

[minor oyster]

It’s the truth

[glacial delta]

I am doing what i love

[gentle basalt]

cornell grassless culture

[glacial delta]

😭but all the kids left cuz their done w their hw

[minor oyster]

Discord ~1 hr a day?

[glacial delta]

Idk if ive been here since day 1

I joined a week ago

[shadow ice]

ugh

[glacial delta]

☠️

[minor oyster]

Doesn’t matter my point is people that are stacked asf don’t have the time to be active in this thread or any discord server tbh

So that’s that

They probably read at most

(Applies to me too so I’m not calling anyone out just stating something that I thoguht about)

[hollow cedar]

fr... i was so confident when i went to sleep

[versed notch]

Time needs to slow down

[frank flint]

Go faster

[hollow cedar]

bruh people in my grade getting yale and nyu and stuff

its 4:10 am here

entire class is awake being anxious

[glacial delta]

Alr?

[hollow cedar]

yup

[cinder bear]

crazy

[prisma solstice]

yes

[hollow cedar]

yes

[glacial delta]

i thought all the ivies r released

At 7

[hollow cedar]

nope

plus brown and dartmouth come out later anywy

[glacial delta]

When does upenn reease

[balmy basalt]

Ok bet

[cinder bear]

4

Wait 7

[glacial delta]

Oof

[cinder bear]

I forgot it was est

[glacial delta]

Which one is ut

[cinder bear]

yale

[hollow cedar]

7pm est

[gentle basalt]

yo wait everything in portal disappeared??

[hollow cedar]

yup

[gentle basalt]

thats scary

any other astrology updates?

I still have another class : (

[hollow cedar]

i think i dont have any expectations, its just that the decision is so close and its gonna be my first decision

[noble valley]

IT'S ALMOST TIME

EVERYONE PANIC

[prisma solstice]

ive been panicking since i submitted.

[hollow cedar]

pretty sure this thread has been panicking for the past week

[gentle basalt]

already got rejected by qb so I'm chillin

[forest heron]

Hi

We ready to get rejected?

[forest heron]

quest bridge?

[forest heron]

ong

[gentle basalt]

yes

non finalist

I was happy bc I didnt have to do supplementals lol

[vital shore]

alright

time to start calc hw!

hehe

[gentle basalt]

have fun !!

[vital shore]

thank you !!

cornell may reject me td,

but the calc hw still must be done

[forest heron]

i’ve been here since day 1 bc i made the thread 😁

[noble valley]

If any yall need it, DM me for a rant

[sharp forum]

!cornell

[gentle basalt]

I'm most curious as to whether @forest heron gets in

[robust reef]

Any portal astrology ?

[gentle basalt]

ezzy c

[sharp forum]

!cornell

[vital shore]

fr we need to know if the simping worked

[forest heron]

ezzy c not getting in 😦

[forest heron]

lol

[lost wasp]

tbh im more curious abt which of you guys get in than if i get in at this point

[gentle basalt]

impossible 📮📮

[shadow ice]

whos ezzy c

[forest heron]

me

"Any person, any study"

[shadow ice]

knai

lmao

[noble valley]

Any person

[gentle basalt]

_ _

[noble valley]

As long they're part of the 3k accepted

[forest heron]

Imma be putting the L in Cornell

[grave kite]

same

[hollow cedar]

3k get accepted ed???

Corn L soon fr

[gentle basalt]

total

1k ed

[forest heron]

1.5k*

[noble valley]

3k total mb

[hollow cedar]

ah

[noble valley]

Not even

I'm just making sheet up

As you can tell I'm not a math major

[oak finch]

Why do they release at 7

Is it because they need to finish dinner

[muted hearth]

yeah

[gentle basalt]

yeah

[forest heron]

Almost an hour

😭

[noble valley]

I can pay a quick visit to the AO offices but its freezing outside

[oak finch]

Do they get a ceremony at the admission office

[gentle basalt]

ivyadmissions23 wya

[grave kite]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-screaming-cry-meme-cry-scream-girl-gif-22102714

[gentle basalt]

real

[grave kite]

me rn

😐

[gentle basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-emoji-gif-23477857

[maiden egret]

Where's the countdown?

[dawn matrix]

AAAA

[oak finch]

!cornell

[gentle basalt]

beefstew is definitely getting in

[oak finch]

It's gone

[maiden egret]

!cornell

[gentle basalt]

for defamation

[dawn matrix]

Thank you brother

171941-6113 is getting in for sure

[maiden egret]

How much time is left?

[gentle basalt]

🏴‍☠️

[oak finch]

Ok it's in the bot command channel

[dawn matrix]

That or I’ll just ED2 to squidward community college

[shadow ice]

😭

[noble valley]

I gotta help a friend with a final at 7, so I'm gonna miss the celebration 😭

[cinder hornet]

or the cry party

[dawn matrix]

Are ppl gonna be in vc

[gentle basalt]

oh yeahh vc

[lost wasp]

bout to be a long hour

[cinder hornet]

celebration is rather optimistic

[maiden egret]

Best of luck guys

[dawn matrix]

Imma go to the gym first lmao

Can’t miss leg day

[noble valley]

Guys don't open your decisions until after 9:30

plz

[steady lava]

Why

[noble valley]

Why not

[lost wasp]

gains wait for no one

[spark glade]

gm folks

[oak finch]

If I get rejected I can convince my parents to let me apply to more safeties

[lusty chasm]

i’m so nervous i might throw up at this rate 💀

[gentle basalt]

1 hr left

[oak finch]

Or maybe they'll get desperate and make me apply to more reaches, idk

[gentle basalt]

final countdown

[lost wasp]

FINAL COUNTDOWN!!! LETSGOOOO (there is, in fact, still a full hour left)

[ashen tangle]

Good luck everyone

[gentle basalt]

close enough for these lifeless cornelians

[ashen tangle]

59 more minutes

[gentle basalt]

I have a stack of papers ready to throw

out of celebration or distress

more likely the latter

[oak finch]

What if you get deferred

Will you defer throwing the paper

[gentle basalt]

I will throw it harder

[lost wasp]

valid

[ashen tangle]

School tomorrow is not going to feel real

[oak finch]

It's already Friday morning in my timezone

[gentle basalt]

damn

[sick nymph]

Fuck

Worst 60 minutes of my life

[prisma solstice]

real

[vale pond]

!cornell

[oak finch]

I took today off so if I get rejected I can work on my rd essays in peace

[sick nymph]

Even the bot’s not having it

[oak finch]

Or in anger

Idk

[gentle basalt]

based

good decision

man I'm feeling the anticipation in every bone

[lusty chasm]

i’m so scared 53 min

[lost wasp]

i feel like its worse that im not even nervous

[oak finch]

Does caffeine make you more nervous or less

[gentle basalt]

more

[craggy sky]

Ezra 😍😍😍😍😍 Please daddy

[lofty jackal]

What are u guys doing to pass the time

[gentle basalt]

LMAO

[oak finch]

Laying on my bed

[forest heron]

playing guitar

[lost wasp]

BTD5

[gentle basalt]

I'm still in class

[balmy basalt]

Am literally dying

I cant

[craggy sky]

watching masterchef with my mom

🔥🔥🔥

[balmy basalt]

1 hour 😭

[grave kite]

https://tenor.com/view/the-water-molecules-feeling-it-dancing-rat-mouse-gif-16768175

[lost wasp]

only correct answer

[craggy sky]

Ong 💯💯

[hollow cedar]

watching the office

the time is not in fact pasingn

[craggy sky]

Masterchef hit asf

[craggy sky]

feels so long