CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)

[muted hearth]

wtf i feel like i'm the only one who doesn't feel that way

[solar scaffold]

I'm super happy with the 3d printing one but I sold on the "why us" one

[sick nymph]

my essay mentioned the cornell box i hope thats good enough

[forest heron]

yeah me too

[gentle basalt]

gigachad 🙏

[next gulch]

i thought the structure of my essay was just really basic

not the content but like how it flowed

[alpine prawn]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 7 minutes and 15 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 537 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[lost wasp]

i applied for cs so I feel like bad essays should be a requirement

[solar scaffold]

I said I was drawn to CoE because I love the design-build-test process and "the countless ways to apply learned knowledge"

[sick nymph]

east asian male in cs moment

[solar scaffold]

I didn't know how to say "I like building shit"

[lost wasp]

slay

[next gulch]

i wrote about this one specific orchid i almost killed and it bloomed after i submitted the essay and it turns out it was fucking mislabelled

[solar scaffold]

this but MechE

[gentle basalt]

I still think it's hilarious that they have a 250 word limit in CoE only

no faith in engineers

[solar scaffold]

:0

[surreal knot]

i made my why coe essay a math essay bro

[lost wasp]

once i took an ACT with a reading section on orchids 🙂

[forest heron]

they know we suck 🤣

[gentle basalt]

that's such a beautiful concept

[chilly lion]

yall know how pacific islanders are treated in college admissions? i feel like im screwed because not many pacific islanders are admitted basically anywehre

[lost wasp]

valid

[sick nymph]

650 words why cornell for cas was so ass

[next gulch]

omg i took one of the SATs with anthocyanins and it was my favorite (it was like the aphids and leaves one?)

[forest heron]

i would die if i had to write a 650 word supplement

[forest heron]

Mines the most generic why college essay lol

[gentle basalt]

same

[surreal knot]

honestly bro

[forest heron]

omg august 2022

[next gulch]

yeah!

[sick nymph]

i got like 648 words in and never looked back

[solar scaffold]

the one two years ago for CoE was 650 words

[forest heron]

i failed that passage

[surreal knot]

also i simply did not want to write about my diversity so i did the engineering problem

[forest heron]

the tree one

[next gulch]

CALS is 650 😭

[solar scaffold]

I went through my application with a student and I saw his and I was like no fucking way I could do that

[forest heron]

i did so good on the rest of the passages but i did not do too well on the tree one with the aphids

[next gulch]

i think i did really ass on the lecturing one

[lost wasp]

standardized testing 🤝(orchid lovers)🤝 you

[next gulch]

the whole time i was like wtf is happening

[forest heron]

i LOVED the lecture one

[gentle basalt]

felt this

[next gulch]

💀 💀

[gentle basalt]

forced myself to do diversity and regret it lmao

[next gulch]

my reading score stayed the same LOL

[forest heron]

when he compared it to like being greek or something

[next gulch]

i was like damn idk whats going on

[surreal knot]

i highkey killed the engineering problem

[forest heron]

i got one question wrong on math and i will forever remember that

made me sad

@surreal knot what was ur engineering problem

[next gulch]

at least it's not math sat online where 1 wrong is like auto 760

[muted hearth]

yeah when I thought I was gonna apply coe I tried to do diversity but gave up

[forest heron]

if u dont mind sharing

[muted hearth]

im just not diverse

[gentle basalt]

same

mine is so ass

[solar scaffold]

what'd you write about

[next gulch]

this thread is so not diverse ethnically 😭

is there even a single non-asian person

[solar scaffold]

I went through like 4 ideas and abandoned it for the diversity one

except I didn't talk about diversity

[muted hearth]

i'm white but like

[west river]

i am asian

[solar scaffold]

and I talked about 3D printing

[versed notch]

What kind of orchid was it? I did some floriculture so I want to see if I recognize it

[gentle basalt]

good decision

[forest heron]

oh u wrote abt 3D printing for the engineering problem?

[next gulch]

i ordered it as cynorkis purpurea from an afriorchids import but it was actually cynorkis purpurescens

[surreal knot]

wrote about how to use software to assist early childhood education to help develop low income communities since the buffalo shooting

[solar scaffold]

no I wrote it for the diversity one 😭 and said that I'd bring the lessons learned into my work at Cornell

[next gulch]

and i emailed them but they ghosted me lmao

[solar scaffold]

guys validate me quick

[gentle basalt]

banger

[next gulch]

mg its so goood

[gentle basalt]

instant accept

[lost wasp]

10/10

[solar scaffold]

yuhhhhhh

[forest heron]

damn its actually so good

[solar scaffold]

they'll def forget about Snell Library

[sick nymph]

will there be confetti on the page if we get in

[solar scaffold]

fosho

[chilly lion]

nah

[sick nymph]

lame

fake

[forest heron]

i think its just the first line is bold

[gentle basalt]

the school name is bold

[solar scaffold]

I posted it in chad-rejects but

[gentle basalt]

LMAO

[versed notch]

I don't recognize those names, but just looking at the pictures they're very different

[next gulch]

i was seething

(ok not really)

[lost wasp]

D:

[forest heron]

grave mistake

[west river]

i have a feeling you're getting in

[gentle basalt]

at least its not a whole other school name entirely...

[next gulch]

tru

hopefully aos were a lil sleepy!!

didn't have their morning coffee

[forest heron]

someone ik wrote abt siri

and how it doesnt recognize ppls accents

[solar scaffold]

I panic emailed my school's college counselor so fast and she said "well at least it wasn't like a harvard library"

[forest heron]

oh wait u submitted it like that?

[solar scaffold]

YEES

[next gulch]

siri department is going under

why's it so bad now 😭

i swear it got worse

[forest heron]

siri actually sucks

it takes like a million hours to respond to me

[gentle basalt]

its ok they'll be so amazed by your 3d printing essay they wont even notice

[next gulch]

or it just pulls it up on google

[lost wasp]

do ppl actually use siri?

[next gulch]

like thanks

my mom insists on using it

[lusty chasm]

my dad said "theory" but english isnt his first language so he said it like "siri" and siri triggered 💀

dont know how i feel about that

[next gulch]

she's like "maybe the bugs get reported!!! so it'll get better"

[forest heron]

i LOVE apple products

but i hate siri

[next gulch]

right

[solar scaffold]

that's the ss from commonapp

[forest heron]

oh

hopefully they just overlook it

[solar scaffold]

yeah.

[forest heron]

they read them pretty quickly

[solar scaffold]

yeah.

[lost wasp]

its ok we all make interesting choices sometimes

[gentle basalt]

felt

[forest heron]

which prompt was this for 💀

[west river]

how do we have a mutual friend...

[forest heron]

nah but fr poetry sucks

[surreal knot]

I am not good at reading poetry.

[muted hearth]

poetry is ass

[next gulch]

aw i like poetry

[solar scaffold]

AYO

???/

[west river]

are you from jersey

?

[next gulch]

omg

[forest heron]

what kinda engineering student likes poetry

[versed notch]

Poetry can be fun

[solar scaffold]

YES

[west river]

bruh

[next gulch]

👀

[west river]

do you go to P__

[forest heron]

imposter

[solar scaffold]

AYYYYY

[lusty chasm]

💀

[next gulch]

LMFAO

[west river]

💀

[forest heron]

PEDDIE

[next gulch]

💀

[west river]

dawg

[muted hearth]

chatgpt is sooo good at writing poetry

[lost wasp]

EXACTLY

[grave kite]

💀

[next gulch]

holy

[surreal knot]

thats wild

[west river]

6 degrees of mf separation

thats crazy

[versed notch]

I feel very out of the loop what is PDS

[lusty chasm]

forging friendships everyday fr

[forest heron]

is it peddie

im confused now

[next gulch]

probably some school

[lusty chasm]

prob a school or smth

[west river]

HOW DO YOU KNOW PEDDIE

[solar scaffold]

but holy fuck

[forest heron]

omg bruh peddie full of opps

[solar scaffold]

nah I'm not at peddie

[next gulch]

LMAOO

[lost wasp]

hey guys cool idea maybe dont dox urself 😄

[solar scaffold]

wordddd

[versed notch]

this is what I get for not living on the east or west coast huh

[muted hearth]

istg 90% of this server is asian male cs going to a competitive preppy school

[forest heron]

peddies frc team is too good thats why i hate them

[next gulch]

lmfao literally why

[gentle basalt]

yep

[solar scaffold]

do u know our mutual by name

[next gulch]

"college prepatory school" 🙄

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 53 minutes and 19 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 539 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[west river]

bro shes my childhood friend

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 53 minutes and 15 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 540 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[west river]

i grew up with her

[solar scaffold]

whaaaaaaaaaa

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 53 minutes and 6 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 541 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[surreal knot]

public schools >>

[west river]

dont talk to her much anymore

[solar scaffold]

I'm telling her this

[versed notch]

The plot thickens

[solar scaffold]

holy

[west river]

lol

[lusty chasm]

drama

[solar scaffold]

she's in my friend group

this is wild

sorry guys

[next gulch]

this is crazy lol

[forest heron]

guys u doxxed urselves

[gentle basalt]

crazy

[sick nymph]

:mostbased:

[gentle basalt]

theres gotta be someone from my school in a2c

[west river]

are you in central

[gentle basalt]

massive competitive school in california

but I can't dox : (

[forest heron]

yessir

[west river]

bro 💀

[next gulch]

wait can i ask are you socal or bay area

[gentle basalt]

socal

[west river]

near princeton?

[young vigil]

i wrote mine abt my friend's close suicide

[next gulch]

oh okay lol nvm

[sick nymph]

are yall doing ftc this year

power play shit

[slim tendon]

j search in the search bar up top ur schools name it’ll come up fs

[surreal knot]

so many cali "people" here

[forest heron]

guys WHOS EXCITED FOR KICKOFF

[young vigil]

the cornell engineering one LOL

[next gulch]

STOP LOL

[forest heron]

jan 7th

[muted hearth]

valid

[gentle basalt]

true

[sick nymph]

i thought kickoff has already started

[forest heron]

this the year my team will finally do good

[versed notch]

I just know someone from my school has to be in a2c as well, I just have a feeling even though its barely a semi-competitive school

[forest heron]

for FRC

[sick nymph]

oh

[forest heron]

wait yo who here does frc

[surreal knot]

cali "people" when gas prices drop to the lowest its ever been at 5.90 per gallon:

[next gulch]

prob like half the thread ngl

[sick nymph]

my team did an off season frc this year

[forest heron]

do u have a working sweve

swerve

[sick nymph]

we lost because of comm issues

[forest heron]

that you wouldnt mind donating us 😁

BRO MY TEAM LOST BC OF COMMS TOO

[next gulch]

"comm" issues

[sick nymph]

we almost made it to the semi finals

[versed notch]

comms?

[sick nymph]

communication

bro we got like 19/21 yet they disqualified us

fake

[forest heron]

bruh my team made it to quarters and then both alliance partners lost comms and then it was just us

[surreal knot]

i havent heard the term comms since the among us days

[forest heron]

im driver for my team btw

[solar scaffold]

comms is just a gaming thing also

[gentle basalt]

ur right found someone

[next gulch]

my school's name hasn't come up

[sick nymph]

whos doing a mecanum drivetrain

[shut sundial]

surprisingly i haven't seen anyone from my school district

[lost wasp]

School doesn’t have a robotics team… any astronaut challenge kids in the chat?

[forest heron]

my team is trying out h drive 😭

i think it might be useful for this years game

[sick nymph]

our robot keeps rotating while strafing 😠

[forest heron]

my team lost our school advisor so we meet in my basement now

[versed notch]

I just know there are some sweaty kids at my school...not saying that I'm not one as well lmao

[forest heron]

season will be tough...

[glacial delta]

yall know university of rochester?

[forest heron]

i was gonna send a pic of our robot but i just realized there is no possible way i could do that without doxxing myself lmao

our team number is all over the bot

[balmy basalt]

So scared for decisions

I’m going to cry

[versed notch]

Quick question, if your school does rankings, does ~around the top 10 of your class have a weird clique going on?

[glacial delta]

i signed up for a interview and i accidentally wrote

dell

instead of cell

pain

[forest heron]

oh no 😭

[glacial delta]

i hope the interviewer doesnt ask tmmrw

[solar scaffold]

we don't do rankings or gpa 💪

[glacial delta]

LMFAOO

[solar scaffold]

uh yes

[surreal knot]

holy shit its my 2nd choice school

[forest heron]

my school doesnt do rankings but the ppl with the higher gpas generally are friends with each other

nj gang superior 💪

[solar scaffold]

full dox but yes

[versed notch]

man

[balmy basalt]

There’s 3 diff PDS

[forest heron]

bro i literally said the name of the school above

[balmy basalt]

Oop didnt see

[young vigil]

my school has over 100 mentions T____T

on a2c

[forest heron]

oh no

[next gulch]

💀

bro

[versed notch]

Rankings are a bloodbath at my school, it use to be worse because they posted it leaderboard-style before I came into the school

[next gulch]

HUH?

our school doesn't rank

[forest heron]

my math teacher would print out the grades for each math test and TAPE THEM ON HER DOOR

last year

[solar scaffold]

oh shit my school got mentioned a fuck ton

[trail smelt]

besties i wanna tell you something'

[shut sundial]

anyone else more hype for a safety school bc they know they won't get accepted into cornell?

[forest heron]

yes carly bestie

[young vigil]

cornell's acceptance thing doesnt give confetti right

[solar scaffold]

yes but Pitt accepted me yesterday AND DIDNT TELL ME

[forest heron]

nope

[versed notch]

Now it's like more of an open secret who's placing where so you can straight up lie and say you're ___ rank

[trail smelt]

r/ApplyingToCollege seems to average around 1800 comments a day. This thread has almost 17,000 and has been around for 6 days. 17,000/6 is 2,833.33 meaning this thread gets more comments a day on average than all of the r/ApplyingToCollege subreddit

[shut sundial]

comments are easier to send on dsicord

than on reddit

[trail smelt]

ik

[forest heron]

💀

[shut sundial]

like i literally just sent 3

[trail smelt]

but thats still funny as fuck

[forest heron]

we too good

also im jsut not active on reddit at all

[sick nymph]

george mason gang

[forest heron]

i just read stuff

[muted hearth]

okay there are like 7 people sending every message here

[trail smelt]

and we have 20k people vs almost 1,000,000

[forest heron]

also ppl spam the bot

[versed notch]

I haven't had to say or lie about my rank to anyone though because they're all focused on other people lmao 🙏

[shut sundial]

the majority of the 1mil aren't active

[forest heron]

but still yeah its funny

[crude creek]

this is a scam

[sick nymph]

its almost judgement day

will sending scores improve ur chances at cornell

[shut sundial]

https://ivyhub.org/rejection-simulators/cornell/

start practicing

[forest heron]

bro its a little too late for that

ive been practicing for the last week

[forest heron]

meant this as a response to @sick nymph

[shut sundial]

i strategically start reading college decision letters from the second paragraph

[next gulch]

what does this mean

[sick nymph]

ik i just want to feel better

[shut sundial]

cause the first one is always "Thank you for applying blah blah blah"

[sick nymph]

im so scared

[forest heron]

how do u just skip over the first one

[shut sundial]

first paragraph has a bunch of random ass shit at the front

second is straight to the point

[crude creek]

I dont think I can do that

[shut sundial]

"no"

[muted hearth]

crazy 2 know that this will be in front of my eyes in t-minus 20 hours

[crude creek]

first pargraph is straight to the point lol

[next gulch]

oh

[next gulch]

me

[sick nymph]

whats the deferred simulator

[forest heron]

yeah dont they say it in the first paragraph

[shut sundial]

accept the fact that you will not be accepted and move on

[forest heron]

there is no defer sim lmao

[crude creek]

if it has congrats then you are in and if it doesnt its not worth reading

[forest heron]

or acceptance simulator for that matter

[gentle basalt]

38 mins if fin aid is real

[muted hearth]

truee

[forest heron]

YEAH lets all check fin aid at 12

[muted hearth]

i needa check asap at 12

[next gulch]

defer doesn't exist

[surreal knot]

ok what is the finaid thing

[solar scaffold]

deferral is hell

[crude creek]

a scam

[forest heron]

huh wdym

[crude creek]

portal strology

[next gulch]

no im just kidding

😭

[forest heron]

OHH

i see

[crude creek]

25% get deffered right

[forest heron]

idk

[muted hearth]

about yea

[forest heron]

why cant 100% get admitted

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 36 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 542 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

real

[west river]

what happens with finaid at 12?

[muted hearth]

portal astrology through the roof rn

[gleaming galleon]

GUYS

[solar scaffold]

roughly equal percentages accepted and deferred

[forest heron]

just to see if it updated

[gleaming galleon]

CORNELL SAYS FINANCIAL AID WILL BE RELEASED 'SOON" AFTER ADMISSIONS DECISIONS

[crude creek]

anything but a defer

hopefully an accept

[forest heron]

WHERE DID THEY SAY THAT

[gleaming galleon]

Website

[forest heron]

huh

[crude creek]

its on the website

[forest heron]

can u send link

[glacial delta]

well

this broke my heart

[next gulch]

he's literally the only sane one here

[shut sundial]

do it again

numb the pain

get used to it

[muted hearth]

CORNELL SAYS FINANCIAL AID WILL BE RELEASED "NEVER" AFTER ADMISSIONS DECISIONS

[forest heron]

ive bbeen practicing for so long

[shut sundial]

https://tenor.com/bpEm0.gif

[west river]

lol

[crude creek]

BREAKING:

[next gulch]

mikey really channeling snoke rn

[gleaming galleon]

Legit everybody in my school has gotten into their ED schools, whether it's Tulane or Vanderbilt

so Im feeling confident

[glacial delta]

what

wdym

[solar scaffold]

was a bloodbath so far in mine

[muted hearth]

CORNELL SAYS FINANCIAL AID WILL BE RELEASED "NEVER" AFTER ADMISSIONS DECISIONS

[glacial delta]

huh

damn

i didnt get in

[crude creek]

gg

[next gulch]

i dont talk to any kids that care enough to apply ed

#blessed

[solar scaffold]

we have like >10 Princeton REAs and I know 2 other Cornell EDs

[gleaming galleon]

People in my school were scared but even then the private school advantage seemed to help a lot with us

[next gulch]

i'm hoping my stats teacher doesn't ask though 😭

[forest heron]

so many pppl ik did REA to princeton

[solar scaffold]

gonna be a sad friday when it comes around

[forest heron]

im not competitive enough to do REA 😭

[dawn matrix]

People in my school are getting deferred from uva Ed

[forest heron]

i cant live with myself not applyiong to other private schools ea

[sick nymph]

lets have a watch party tomorrow at 7

[solar scaffold]

word

[gentle basalt]

I made a playlist with 24% acceptance rate lmao

[solar scaffold]

channels are gonna be poppin at 7

[next gulch]

HUH?

[solar scaffold]

wym

[next gulch]

what does this mean 😭

[gentle basalt]

24% of songs correspond to cornell

[muted hearth]

ivyhub is actually clutch

[next gulch]

bruh

[solar scaffold]

wha

[crude creek]

its a sign

so many signs

[next gulch]

bro is gonna press shuffle to see if he gets in

[gentle basalt]

so you can shuffle and do astrology w it

[crude creek]

https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

[forest heron]

is there any song that corresponds with cornell

[next gulch]

😭

[gentle basalt]

oops

[muted hearth]

i guess thats a rejection

[gentle basalt]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0dwKa1xttXq9KJgn0xEBS2?si=nckXIMqNTry_YqeD1UtBzA&pt=606ea79908edb700fb9430573749073d

not collaborate LMFAO what is wrong w this link

someone said cornell reminded them of their hometown russia

so I used rasputin

[dawn matrix]

Cornell anthem

[solar scaffold]

wha

[versed notch]

Why does this make sense

[solar scaffold]

cold?

[forest heron]

cold ig

[solar scaffold]

maybe

[gentle basalt]

let me find the post

[sick nymph]

and depressing

[versed notch]

I see

[solar scaffold]

I just miss the free ice cream bro

[surreal knot]

so based

[trail smelt]

i got rejected

[next gulch]

LOL

[gentle basalt]

F

[dawn matrix]

Mega rejected

[crude creek]

the ice cream there is so good

[solar scaffold]

During precollege I had one every fucking day

[surreal knot]

word

[solar scaffold]

either on a cone or as a dessert waffle

[tame umbra]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 30 minutes and 11 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 543 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/corn-bitch-gif-26195382

[versed notch]

Why has everyone here gone to a pre-college

[gentle basalt]

HAHAHA

welcome

[solar scaffold]

selection bias

[shut sundial]

i havenet

[crude creek]

what is a pre-college?

[forest heron]

i didnt

didnt have the time over the summer

[solar scaffold]

summer program at a college

[forest heron]

i was too busy with robo

[next gulch]

i haven't dw

(aka im not getting in 😭 but its fine)

[crude creek]

ok not me then

[forest heron]

i love my friends

[solar scaffold]

awww

[dawn matrix]

Precollege was fun but definitely a scam

[versed notch]

Everyone here has money is all this is telling me 😭😭

[next gulch]

what do you even do

take classes? like a nerd during the summer?

[muted hearth]

roleplay as college students

[dawn matrix]

Yeah

[crude creek]

I did that twice but it was at my hs

never doing it again though

[solar scaffold]

if not, it's a scam

[forest heron]

now im just listening to rasputin for fun

[dawn matrix]

You take like one class and live in dorms for a week

I did brown’s

[nimble thorn]

DAMN I WISH MY FRIENDS WERE THIS SUPPORTIVE

[dawn matrix]

The class was ass

[shut sundial]

rejected 😭

[dawn matrix]

They’re not taught by real professors lol

[tardy dome]

Who will you guys tell if you get in

[versed notch]

I guess I'll go do interning at the zoo or something instead

[shut sundial]

this school is pretty mid ngl

[solar scaffold]

mine was

[shut sundial]

(since they rejected me

[forest heron]

SHE GRADUATED HS LAST YEAR

[solar scaffold]

and it was 6 week so actual semester courses

[dawn matrix]

Urs was better then lol

Browns was ass

[nimble thorn]

AHHHH I ENVY

[solar scaffold]

I mean it was expensive as fuck for sure

[dawn matrix]

I couldn’t afford 6 weeks 💀

I got that wish.com Precollege

[crude creek]

you got shipped to china?

[gentle basalt]

wym

[solar scaffold]

$17k report card

[crude creek]

wtf

[versed notch]

My God??

[next gulch]

my mom or something ig

[prisma solstice]

god damn

[crude creek]

17k?!

[muted hearth]

you a victim bro

[next gulch]

wait why'd you do that genuinely

[forest heron]

17k is a lot even for the precollege bro

[next gulch]

you can take community college classes for a fraction of that

[forest heron]

thats like a whole semester at a safety

[crude creek]

and those are intro classes wtf bro

[versed notch]

You're literally getting robbed

[dawn matrix]

Highway robbery

[solar scaffold]

😭

[muted hearth]

Surprisingly nonchalant

[meager basin]

bros got money

[crude creek]

fs

[solar scaffold]

its an accept or deny at the end of the day

but yea

[versed notch]

I don't think my family has ever had 17k in liquidated money at one time

[forest heron]

or defer

[gentle basalt]

: (

[solar scaffold]

at the END of the day

[muted hearth]

yeah this server is kinda a bubble

as you can imagine

[forest heron]

thats like at the end of the YEAR

[next gulch]

more like at 7 pm ithaca standard time haha!

[shut sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/911008979398832175/1047177215621742622/961AC6DB-69BB-4E31-A152-B2FBEF36E1C6.gif

[dawn matrix]

Does anyone know what percentage of deferred ppl typically get accepted

[muted hearth]

0

[next gulch]

hello? HR? cornell thread is asking AO questions again

[shut sundial]

I got a letter from cornell

telling me to apply

if I don't get in

I'm burning it

and recording it

[versed notch]

Awakening my awareness to my socioeconomic status 💀

[crude creek]

If I get accepted im giving robux away

I still remember

[surreal knot]

oh word

[dawn matrix]

Watch them only accept legacies Ed lol

[gentle basalt]

yoo 22 mins until astrology

[next gulch]

id actually cry

??

[dawn matrix]

https://www.theplanetstoday.com/astrology.html

[forest heron]

Nooooo I got rejected

[dawn matrix]

Seek wisdom here

[gentle basalt]

keep playing until u get accepted dw

[lost obsidian]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/zm63xs/proposed_train_route/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=13&utm_content=share_button

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[lost obsidian]

food for thought

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 20 minutes and 36 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 544 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

Only took 6 tries 😂

[versed notch]

Uranus is in retrograde

[solar scaffold]

word???

[gentle basalt]

perfect 🙏 100% accept fr

[solar scaffold]

just apply 6 times

like a raffle

[gentle basalt]

exactly

the real shotgunning

[solar scaffold]

66% acceptance rate

[gentle basalt]

or would that be assault rifling

[frigid aurora]

Cornell uwu

[dawn matrix]

:(

[gentle basalt]

omg another ezzy c simp???

[dawn matrix]

Daddy Ezzy

[crude creek]

https://tenor.com/view/colgate-university-hockey-cornell-university-gif-4440205

[gentle basalt]

we all need to start making ezra edits soon

[dawn matrix]

Ezra Cornell thirst trap

[gentle basalt]

NAWW

[next gulch]

NO

[solar scaffold]

if reject: ezra shoulda studied some bitches

[versed notch]

Do it

[muted hearth]

i just know ezzy c had infinite rizz back in the day

[forest heron]

gyat i just peeped this

[solar scaffold]

bro's flow is insane

[solar scaffold]

lemme pull up mine

[forest heron]

i knew it was like around 2 a year but pushing 5-9?!! damn

[raw flax]

wait what your fin aid portal changes if you get in tn

[raw flax]

what if you didn't fill out the special required forms cornell has

[forest heron]

holyyyy

cornell fw'ing with our schools lol

[surreal knot]

bro pulled up naviance LOL

[forest heron]

lmaoo there's some surprising info on here ngl

[west river]

but this is inaccurate as in 2022 i know one person got accepted and enrolled

[solar scaffold]

we got the scatter too

[forest heron]

my scatter is def unaccurate cuz a lot of it is like psat scores

[solar scaffold]

GPA stats even though our school "doesn't do GPA"

I grilled my counselor for mine and he kept dodging the question

[forest heron]

are you public?

[next gulch]

supposedly my school accepted 3 from cornell last year so i'm praying

[forest heron]

gotta beat the competition 💪

[next gulch]

every overworked school counselor 😭

[solar scaffold]

private prep school in NJ

[next gulch]

oof

[forest heron]

Ahhh i see. thats so interesting how different high schools can be across the country haha

Cornells been accepting 1-3 kids from my school every year

[solar scaffold]

yeah it's wild

[forest heron]

Gotta hope I'm one of those kids

[solar scaffold]

was in a public school district in nowhere, PA until I switched for high school

[forest heron]

my school is public pushing like 3k kids

[solar scaffold]

took a lot of adjustment

[next gulch]

mine is also public 2k ish kids

[solar scaffold]

we have 121 lmao (in class of '23)

[next gulch]

3k is insane 😭

[versed notch]

Public, 3k+

[forest heron]

damn so u really know everyone

[next gulch]

first the 17k now this 😩

[solar scaffold]

IN MY CLASS

MB

[next gulch]

still

[solar scaffold]

BUT YES

[forest heron]

my class is like 600? i think

still meeting ppl til this day

LMFAO

[muted hearth]

seventeen thousand dollars down the pipe

[solar scaffold]

side effect is everyone's settled into cliques

[solar scaffold]

we shall see

probably tho

[forest heron]

guyyssss its almost 12

[cosmic cove]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 9 minutes and 32 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 545 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[versed notch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 9 minutes and 30 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 546 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 9 minutes and 25 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 547 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

im just gonna do it in bed so i can fall asleep right away

[cosmic cove]

do what 😂

[muted hearth]

Finaid portal astrology

[forest heron]

LOL

[next gulch]

what if nothing shows up

bruh

[cosmic cove]

[muted hearth]

then i take the L and go to sleep

[forest heron]

im hoping that either no one has anything

[solar scaffold]

this would make such a good reddit post if I get rejected

[forest heron]

or my portal shows something

[cosmic cove]

what did you learn about it?

[solar scaffold]

$17k rejection letter preorder

[forest heron]

gimme context

[cosmic cove]

what does financial aid portal show if you're going to get accepted?

[solar scaffold]

I went to Cornell's 6 week precollege program

[forest heron]

oh LMFAOOOO

[solar scaffold]

$17k smackeronies

[forest heron]

gyattttttttt

s/o your parents gang

[next gulch]

wait it was cornell?? 💀

[solar scaffold]

?

yea

[forest heron]

dropped almost two years of instate tuition for 6 weeks

[next gulch]

i thought it was brown for some reason

[solar scaffold]

aw nah it was the other guy who went to brown's

it was the only reason I'm EDing now

[next gulch]

there are multiple people?! bruh

im done

[solar scaffold]

liked it too much 💀

LMAo

[forest heron]

here's an unfunny meme before i go sleep

[next gulch]

STOP LMAO

[forest heron]

NO you cant sleep until u check fin aid portal 🙏

[solar scaffold]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 5 minutes and 8 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 548 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 4 minutes and 53 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 549 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[solar scaffold]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 4 minutes and 50 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 550 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 4 minutes and 32 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 551 times.
That's 0.58 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours, 3 minutes and 5 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 552 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[dawn matrix]

Finaid portal still says I haven’t submitted my w2 💀

That shit processed last month

[forest heron]

did they email you yesterday?

[dawn matrix]

No

[muted hearth]

wait does it say initiated or received

[dawn matrix]

Initiated

It’s the only thing on my portal

It definitely processed last month

[muted hearth]

that's weird mine said initiated but i called up finaid and they sorted it out

i think they're just bad at doing stuff

[dawn matrix]

I hope this dosen’t fuck me over

[muted hearth]

eh doubt it

[dawn matrix]

Yeah

Finaid wilding

[lusty chasm]

19 hours it’s going down so fast

[dawn matrix]

What’s supposed to happen at 12

Is that just astrology

[solar scaffold]

we just gonna do a quick refresh after midnight to see if there's any changes.....

[versed notch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
19 hours and 7 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 553 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[versed notch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 59 minutes and 51 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 554 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[lusty chasm]

happy dec 15 i’m gonna shit myself i’m scared

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 59 minutes and 32 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 555 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

i see no diff

[dawn matrix]

Also going to shit myslef

[versed notch]

Try again?

[solar scaffold]

ok nothing happened

[next gulch]

LMAO

[dawn matrix]

Nada

[prisma solstice]

nothing

[solar scaffold]

ok maybe at 12:01 it was lagging I swear

[surreal knot]

what difference is there supposed to be in the finaid page?

[muted hearth]

we gettin fucked with yall

[prisma solstice]

AGAIN

[solar scaffold]

ok nothing happened

lmao

[dawn matrix]

Lmao

[lost obsidian]

CORNELLIANs

[dawn matrix]

Trolled

[lost obsidian]

i need ur help

daddy bezos graduated from Princeton right

would it be okay to write about amazon for Yale

[forest heron]

yeah no difference for me either

[tardy dome]

Same for me, I emailed them but no response

[solar scaffold]

I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates I am better than 4 of my classmates

[dawn matrix]

Ezra is hotter than bezos tho

[versed notch]

Can't believe portal astrology is fake 😔

[dawn matrix]

Same lol I emailed forever ago

[lost obsidian]

Bruh this is for a supp

[dawn matrix]

Should’ve just called

[muted hearth]

who woulda thought it

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 57 minutes and 19 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 556 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[tardy dome]

You will receive a response in less than 5 days, they said

[dawn matrix]

A while ago lol

[tardy dome]

But I’m pretty sure I’m getting 0 aid anyways 💀

[dawn matrix]

Like if I do get accepted are they just not gonna have an aid offer ready

This shit bonkers

[tardy dome]

I think what I read was

Like

After you get accepted

[forest heron]

wait where did it say aid would be released shortly after being accepted

[tardy dome]

Then you start dealing with the aid

[dawn matrix]

Ok

[tardy dome]

I wouldn’t worry too much

[dawn matrix]

I’m chillin then

[tardy dome]

It only becomes an issue if you get accepted

Ye

Well not an issue but something to deal with

[cosmic cove]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 54 minutes and 40 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 557 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

ayooo ftc

[dawn matrix]

Yessir

[forest heron]

frc but lame 😁

[dawn matrix]

Lol

[versed notch]

I was going through my old emails and I found an old email where I emailed Cornell admissions office in 8th grade...

[forest heron]

...

[frigid aurora]

Lmao what

[forest heron]

sendddd

[solar scaffold]

screenshot now

the ultimate demonstrated interest

bro emailed a time capsule

[versed notch]

It's so embarrassing, I need to make a new email they cannot look up old stuff right

[dawn matrix]

Bro is ahead of the game

[frigid aurora]

What is <@&1052760855403581540>

[versed notch]

I'm going to jump fr

[solar scaffold]

too bad there's nets

sorry

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 51 minutes and 41 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 558 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

tbh i have no clu

im just a mod

[versed notch]

I'm so embarrassed I can't even read more than half a paragraph

Please tell me they can't search up old emails

[frigid aurora]

I’m pretty sure it won’t affect your acceptance one way or another

[solar scaffold]

SCREENSHOT

what was it about lol

[dawn matrix]

Why 7pm man

I can’t last that long

[oak rapids]

nahfr

[versed notch]

Y'all better sleep well tonight because I won't

[dawn matrix]

200g melatonin

[solar scaffold]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 48 minutes and 44 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 560 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[surreal knot]

bruh my diff equations professor emailed me rn saying good luck

[solar scaffold]

huhh?

you taking college courses?

[surreal knot]

through dual enrollment yes

[dawn matrix]

This email is good lol

[solar scaffold]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[dawn matrix]

Did they ever get back to you

[versed notch]

No lmao

[dawn matrix]

LLL

[versed notch]

It was 1/25 so they were probably busy

[solar scaffold]

naw that's so cute tho you can tell its candid

Still doing zoology?

[versed notch]

Ecology and evolutionary biology, just a little broader

[next gulch]

no way you were on the grind

[quasi bolt]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 46 minutes and 18 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 561 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

it's not cringe at all dw lol

[quasi bolt]

I’m gonna wake up and it’s gonna be t minus 12 hours

[solar scaffold]

they were already asking about "what the zoology course does" lmao

[quasi bolt]

Fml

[next gulch]

what the zoology course do???

[solar scaffold]

fr

[versed notch]

8th grade me was prepared fr to risk everything 😭

[next gulch]

im so excited for the bio classes though

ok

[quasi bolt]

If you get in

[next gulch]

why did i say that like i got in

[quasi bolt]

Dreams do come true

[next gulch]

i need to restrain myself

[solar scaffold]

when you get in

[solar scaffold]

you are a cornell admit you are a cornell admit you are a cornell admit you are a cornell admit you are a cornell admit

[quasi bolt]

Right WHEN you get in

[glacial delta]

Wait do they say this in their website

[solar scaffold]

no it's a joke

[glacial delta]

BYE

[solar scaffold]

LMAO

[quasi bolt]

It’ll be funny tho

[glacial delta]

NO

[versed notch]

Study of animals, more physiology stuff and less interaction with environment + less genetics stuff

[quasi bolt]

You just don’t get a fanaid

[glacial delta]

I LITERALLT WAS SO SAD

[solar scaffold]

NO WAY

[glacial delta]

At least im prepared

For disappointment

[quasi bolt]

The only thing I know about zoology is the yt channel tier zoo

[solar scaffold]

tier zoo elite

[quasi bolt]

^

[gentle basalt]

tier zoo >>

[forest heron]

yeah im ready to get rejected

[quasi bolt]

I need to pray

To whatever force that is out there

[dawn matrix]

My alumni interviewer kept saying “when you go to Cornell” which threw me the fuck off

[solar scaffold]

that and game theory were such an era

[dawn matrix]

Why he gotta get my hopes up like that 😭

[forest heron]

u did an interview?

[dawn matrix]

Alumni one

[forest heron]

👁️

[solar scaffold]

I skipped the interview I could not get past the anxiety

[forest heron]

i did one

[next gulch]

no it was like a meme but yeah 😭 sorry lol

[solar scaffold]

hopefully they're fr when they say it doesn't count

[quasi bolt]

I didn’t even get offered one

[forest heron]

was like an hour long

cool dude

he was from my town

[versed notch]

I ended up really liking honors bio's genetics unit so I'm taking ap bio and focusing more on genetics stuff

[next gulch]

i never got an interview :(

[forest heron]

yeah i never got one

[quasi bolt]

I was actually looking it up

You kinda have to request one

[forest heron]

truly non-evaluative. i wouldn't worry about it

[solar scaffold]

like you looked for one?

[dawn matrix]

They don’t matter like at all dw

[quasi bolt]

Because like they only do it for theater kids or something

[forest heron]

like on common app i said yes

[quasi bolt]

And they don’t have enough alumns

[dawn matrix]

Unless you’re in architecture school ithink

[quasi bolt]

Yeah this

[solar scaffold]

arch is mandatory

[forest heron]

noo its on the common app if u checked the box to be reached out by alumni

[quasi bolt]

Welp I never was-

:/

[forest heron]

what did u guys talk abt

[next gulch]

no i know! i just wish i had one like it'd be fun

[dawn matrix]

Balls

He just talked about cool stuff in Cornell

[glacial delta]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 41 minutes and 34 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 562 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

brodie told me before we even started that it was truly non-evaluative only thing he sends them is that we talked

[dawn matrix]

Like new projects they’re doin

[solar scaffold]

every single person I saw that mentioned an interview talked about how well it went and now I'm regretting saying no

[dawn matrix]

It do not matter

[forest heron]

i wouldn't even call it an interview

[quasi bolt]

Just a convo?

[forest heron]

he didnt ask me any questions like "why cornell" etc

yep

[solar scaffold]

dam

[quasi bolt]

Hey if it helps it helps

[dawn matrix]

They don’t even call it an interview really

[quasi bolt]

It’s a conference

[glacial delta]

Is it the engineering college that only requires interviews

?

[quasi bolt]

Meet and greet

[dawn matrix]

It’s more of an informational thing that also keeps alumni involved w the school

[forest heron]

he was from my town so we just talked about his transition from Dc suburbs to middle of nowhere ithaca

[solar scaffold]

only architecture

but like i meant for other colleges too

[glacial delta]

Ohh

[solar scaffold]

other universities*

[sharp forum]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 39 minutes and 59 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 563 times.
That's 0.59 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[solar scaffold]

whatever

[glacial delta]

I was so bummed when i saw my friends getting interviews for upenn

😭and they were like you got one from cornell?

Nah 😞

[forest heron]

he didn't know much about the college i applied to so it was just general cornell experience talk lol

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 39 minutes and 13 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 564 times.
That's 0.6 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[dawn matrix]

Mine gave p good advice

[quasi bolt]

Don’t be nervous?

I’m crossing my finger and praying

[solar scaffold]

I'm agnostic but I will pray if that's what it takes

[next gulch]

me

[versed notch]

Ok, self-restraint, I need to work on my homework so I can finish everything up tomorrow in time to watch everyone open letters

[glacial delta]

Couldnt be me

😞

[next gulch]

i like how you're watching like we're entertainment 😭 😭

[solar scaffold]

I'm gonna go to my favorite restaurant and open it there

[quasi bolt]

actually tho

[glacial delta]

Im jst rotting away

[solar scaffold]

it'll be either a celebration meal or a consolation one

[dawn matrix]

I’m just simply going to not do mine lol

[quasi bolt]

I’m going to be out with friends

[dawn matrix]

Not going to do

Donnotgoing

[quasi bolt]

And they will either laugh at me

[forest heron]

W

[solar scaffold]

I could not deal with that pressure

[quasi bolt]

Or cheer for me

[dawn matrix]

I am deteriorating

[glacial delta]

Real

[forest heron]

me either i barely told anyone I ed'd

[glacial delta]

We move thi

[glacial delta]

My family dont know

[versed notch]

My favorite kind 💛 but it's fun to watch everyone and it's interesting to see who gets in and who doesn't, I like having that kind of data

[quasi bolt]

I told my parents Cornell ed was on the 18th

[forest heron]

oh... lol

[glacial delta]

And they shall never if i dont get un

🤭🤭

[solar scaffold]

me and this other person REAing to Harvard did this joke where we'd yell "16 days!" or however many was until the countdown every time we saw each other in the halls

[quasi bolt]

To fake them out

[dawn matrix]

INGENIOUS

[forest heron]

how did u do the parent sig u just did it yourself?

[glacial delta]

I told them i would never apply to cornell bc its too cold

Here i am

[next gulch]

lolol okay

[glacial delta]

Si

[forest heron]

Real

[next gulch]

my mom remembered it was tomorrow 😭

[glacial delta]

Dont tel cornell tho

😞

[dawn matrix]

@ezra

[quasi bolt]

Is it now down to 1?

[glacial delta]

They might reconsider

[glacial delta]

Snitches get stitches yk

[quasi bolt]

It gives me three days to calm myself down

[raw flax]

wait my fin aid thing changed

wtf

[quasi bolt]

For bad news

[next gulch]

i kinda just wanna hide in my room and open it by myself so it's not disappointing if i get rejected 😭

[versed notch]

I'm rooting for everyone, but especially CALS people 🫶🫡

[glacial delta]

Yo?

[solar scaffold]

he got tired of it 😭

[quasi bolt]

LMAO

[next gulch]

bro??

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
18 hours, 35 minutes and 22 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 565 times.
That's 0.6 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[quasi bolt]

What’s the fun in that

[raw flax]

im fucking with yall

go to sleep

[next gulch]

i hate you

[solar scaffold]

Bro has a 2 streak legacy, straight As, 1570 sat, glowing LoRs, amazing ECs

[quasi bolt]

….

[dawn matrix]

STOP THE CAP

[quasi bolt]

Evil bastard

[solar scaffold]

he'll do fine

[forest heron]

just like me fr

[next gulch]

its 9:25 pm

[quasi bolt]

12:25

[solar scaffold]

it's 12:25

[quasi bolt]

Est

[solar scaffold]

wrong

your time is wrong

[glacial delta]

Man legacies

😒

[dawn matrix]

(L)egacy

🤢

[glacial delta]

Exactly

[next gulch]

legacies make me feel a type of way and it's not in a good way

[quasi bolt]

Don’t have to do them like that

[glacial delta]

Pitted against us immigrants