CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)

[shadow ice]

+4

[quasi bolt]

Anyone?

[next gulch]

uno play wild yellow

[raw hedge]

A Yellow WILD has been played. In case you missed it, the current color is now Yellow!

It is now eagle's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 55 | Discarded: 31 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[raw flax]

oh youre dumb

hahaha

[nimble thorn]

oh no!

[raw flax]

hahah

hahah

[nimble thorn]

yellow

[raw flax]

haha

[quasi bolt]

Welp-

[nimble thorn]

wait do you call uno

[raw flax]

uno play yellow skip

[raw hedge]

eagle has no more cards! They finished in Rank #1! :tada:

A Yellow SKIP has been played. Sorry, Whackamoley109! Skip a turn!

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 55 | Discarded: 32 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

before or after you play a card

[raw flax]

L

[next gulch]

😭

[quasi bolt]

Damn

[shadow ice]

f

[quasi bolt]

Uno hand

[raw hedge]

You got it! I've DMed you your hand.

[raw flax]

the winner of this gets into cornell

its just the fact

[quasi bolt]

Uno play yellow 2

[raw hedge]

A Yellow 2 has been played.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 55 | Discarded: 33 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Damn

[nimble thorn]

uno help

[raw hedge]

:sparkles: UNO Commands :sparkles:

UNO HELP - Shows this message!
UNO SUPPORT - Gets a link to my support guild!
UNO JOIN - Joins (or creates) a game in the current channel!
UNO QUIT - Quits the game! Party pooper.
UNO START - Starts the game! Can only be used by the player who joined first.
UNO TABLE - Shows everyone at the table.
UNO PLAY <colour> <value> - Plays a card! Colours and values are interchangeable.
UNO PICKUP - Picks up a card!
UNO CALLOUT - Calls a player out for only having one card left!
UNO HAND - Checks your hand!
UNO RULES - Checks or sets the game rules!
UNO! - Let everyone know that you only have one card left!

You can execute up to two commands in a single message by separating them with &&!

Privacy Policy: https://github.com/Ratismal/UNO/blob/master/privacy.md

[nimble thorn]

uno play wild+4

[raw hedge]

You played a wild card! In your next message, say just the color you want the wild card to be.

[nimble thorn]

red

[raw hedge]

A Red WILD+4 has been played. eymae picks up 4! The current color is now Red! Also, skip a turn!

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 51 | Discarded: 34 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

uno!

[raw hedge]

UNO!! roaanoke only has one card left!

You've already said UNO!

[next gulch]

BRUH

[quasi bolt]

This is bullying

[nimble thorn]

hehehe

[next gulch]

i have like 8 cards

[nimble thorn]

you wanted to change the color

[shadow ice]

bruh

[nimble thorn]

im changing it just for you

[quasi bolt]

Uno hand

[nimble thorn]

!!!

[raw hedge]

You got it! I've DMed you your hand.

[shadow ice]

uno pickup

[raw hedge]

Whackamoley109 picked up a card.

A Red WILD+4 was played last.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 50 | Discarded: 34 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Uno draw

[raw hedge]

Kevin.L picked up a card.

A Red WILD+4 was played last.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 49 | Discarded: 34 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Welp-

[nimble thorn]

uno play red 5

[raw hedge]

roaanoke has no more cards! They finished in Rank #2! :tada:

A Red 5 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 49 | Discarded: 35 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

😄

[raw flax]

whoever coded this is smart this is cool

[shadow ice]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

[quasi bolt]

Uno hand

[raw hedge]

You got it! I've DMed you your hand.

[next gulch]

uno play red 6

[raw hedge]

A Red 6 has been played.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 49 | Discarded: 36 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[raw flax]

kind of inconvenient to have to go check dms but still

[shadow ice]

theres like game settig

you can press hand

button

[quasi bolt]

You can press hand

Yeah

[shadow ice]

and it shows you the hand

[next gulch]

yea

[shadow ice]

uno play green 9

[raw hedge]

It doesn't seem like you have that card! Try again.

[quasi bolt]

How did we let them win-

[shadow ice]

uno play green 6

[raw hedge]

A Green 6 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 49 | Discarded: 37 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[raw flax]

oh true i didnt see that

[quasi bolt]

Uno play green 5

[raw hedge]

A Green 5 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 49 | Discarded: 38 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[next gulch]

uno play green 5

[raw hedge]

It doesn't seem like you have that card! Try again.

[raw flax]

alright im going to study

good bye losers

[next gulch]

uno play green 3

[raw hedge]

A Green 3 has been played.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 49 | Discarded: 39 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[shadow ice]

:(

[next gulch]

😭

[vital shore]

so responsible

[shadow ice]

uno pickup

[raw hedge]

Whackamoley109 picked up a card.

A Green 3 was played last.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 48 | Discarded: 39 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Uno play green 9

[raw hedge]

A Green 9 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 48 | Discarded: 40 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[next gulch]

uno pickup

[raw hedge]

eymae picked up a card.

A Green 9 was played last.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 47 | Discarded: 40 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[shadow ice]

uno play blue 9

[raw hedge]

A Blue 9 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 47 | Discarded: 41 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

how about

you go do

[next gulch]

bless you

[nimble thorn]

your calc hw

and physics hw

and compare answers with me

[vital shore]

I'M TRYING.

[quasi bolt]

Uno play yellow 9

[raw hedge]

A Yellow 9 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 47 | Discarded: 42 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[vital shore]

u have the answers-

[next gulch]

uno play yellow reverse

[raw hedge]

A Yellow REVERSE has been played. Turns are now in reverse order!

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 47 | Discarded: 43 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

OK BUT LIKE

BONDING MOMENT YK

[quasi bolt]

Uno draw

[raw hedge]

Kevin.L picked up a card.

A Yellow REVERSE was played last.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 46 | Discarded: 43 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[shadow ice]

lol

[nimble thorn]

anyway, point still stands

go be productive

[shadow ice]

uno pikcup

uno pickup

[raw hedge]

Whackamoley109 picked up a card.

A Yellow REVERSE was played last.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 45 | Discarded: 43 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[vital shore]

hmph

[nimble thorn]

before your lung collapses

[next gulch]

uno play yellow +2

[raw hedge]

A Yellow +2 has been played. Kevin.L picks up 2 cards! Tough break. Also, skip a turn!

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 43 | Discarded: 44 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Y’all there’s an intense uno game going on

[shadow ice]

uno play blue+2

[raw hedge]

It doesn't seem like you have that card! Try again.

[next gulch]

literally..

[shadow ice]

uno play blue +2

[raw hedge]

A Blue +2 has been played. eymae picks up 4 cards! Tough break. Also, skip a turn!

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 39 | Discarded: 45 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[next gulch]

WTF

[nimble thorn]

what if yg

just play uno

[shadow ice]

L

[nimble thorn]

at 7pm tmr

[quasi bolt]

LMAO

[shadow ice]

i am deeply sry

[next gulch]

i thought we were chilling

[vital shore]

uno > our futures <3

[quasi bolt]

Uno play blue 7

[raw hedge]

A Blue 7 has been played.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 39 | Discarded: 46 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[shadow ice]

i had NO OTHER card 😭

[next gulch]

cant trust anyone in the cornell thread

[nimble thorn]

your futures 💀

[next gulch]

💔💔

[nimble thorn]

i have one more day of suffering

[shadow ice]

uno play blue 4

[raw hedge]

A Blue 4 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 39 | Discarded: 47 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[vital shore]

common stanny L tbh

[shadow ice]

im sorry

[next gulch]

uno play blue skip

[raw hedge]

A Blue SKIP has been played. Sorry, Kevin.L! Skip a turn!

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 39 | Discarded: 48 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[vital shore]

jk i love u

[nimble thorn]

shut up

[muted hearth]

@fast pendant TRACEY

[next gulch]

its ok i forgive you

[shadow ice]

uno play blue 5

[raw hedge]

A Blue 5 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 39 | Discarded: 49 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

this is why im not opening with you

[quasi bolt]

Yo can I have a turn?

[vital shore]

i have dinner :(

[next gulch]

uno play blue 3

[raw hedge]

A Blue 3 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 39 | Discarded: 50 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[shadow ice]

LOL

[next gulch]

there you go

[quasi bolt]

Uno play wild green

[raw hedge]

A Green WILD has been played. In case you missed it, the current color is now Green!

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 39 | Discarded: 51 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Finally

[shadow ice]

oh no

[nimble thorn]

hmph

[shadow ice]

@next gulch im sorry

[next gulch]

NO

[shadow ice]

uno play green +2

[raw hedge]

A Green +2 has been played. eymae picks up 2 cards! Tough break. Also, skip a turn!

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 37 | Discarded: 52 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[next gulch]

😭😭😭😭😓😓😭😭

[nimble thorn]

yall yk what would be fun

make deals with your friends

[quasi bolt]

Uno play green 7

[nimble thorn]

whoever gets in early

[raw hedge]

A Green 7 has been played.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 37 | Discarded: 53 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

buys everyone else boba

[shadow ice]

uno play blue 7

[raw hedge]

A Blue 7 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 37 | Discarded: 54 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[vital shore]

can we do something

[shadow ice]

uno!

[raw hedge]

UNO!! Whackamoley109 only has one card left!

You've already said UNO!

[vital shore]

that doesnt involve money im broke

ahaha

[next gulch]

uno play blue 6

[raw hedge]

A Blue 6 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 37 | Discarded: 55 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Can we like not let him win

[next gulch]

bro i literally have 10 cards

[shadow ice]

😭

[next gulch]

im trying not to drown

[quasi bolt]

Uno play yellow 6

[raw hedge]

A Yellow 6 has been played.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 37 | Discarded: 56 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[shadow ice]

ah frick

uno pickup

[raw hedge]

Whackamoley109 picked up a card.

A Yellow 6 was played last.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 36 | Discarded: 56 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Draw your last pathetic card yugi

[nimble thorn]

do you not want boba from me

[next gulch]

uno play yellow 6

[raw hedge]

A Yellow 6 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 36 | Discarded: 57 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

ill note that when i get my acceptance letter

[quasi bolt]

Uno draw

[vital shore]

i-

[raw hedge]

Kevin.L picked up a card.

A Yellow 6 was played last.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 35 | Discarded: 57 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[vital shore]

i mean if ur offeringggg

[shadow ice]

uno play green 6

[vital shore]

i wouldnt be oppposedddd

[raw hedge]

A Green 6 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 35 | Discarded: 58 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[shadow ice]

uno!

[raw hedge]

UNO!! Whackamoley109 only has one card left!

[nimble thorn]

DID WE NOT MAKE THIS DEAL ALREADY

[raw hedge]

You've already said UNO!

[next gulch]

BRUH

[shadow ice]

man i need boba rn

[vital shore]

i thought things changed when the truth came out 😔

[next gulch]

uno play yellow 7

[raw hedge]

Sorry, you can't play that card here!

[vital shore]

im drinking milk tea rn HAHAH

[next gulch]

wait

[quasi bolt]

Smh

[nimble thorn]

if i get into stanford

[vital shore]

senpure taro >>

[shadow ice]

luckyyy

[next gulch]

uno play red 6

[raw hedge]

A Red 6 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 35 | Discarded: 59 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[nimble thorn]

ill get you boba at nhsmun

[vital shore]

munsters omg

[nimble thorn]

we can sip boba in our wba

[shadow ice]

pls dooo thx

[quasi bolt]

Uno play red 8

[raw hedge]

A Red 8 has been played.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 35 | Discarded: 60 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[next gulch]

ill get you munsters boba 😍😍🥰🥰

[shadow ice]

frick

[vital shore]

wb me :( when we get into cornell tgt

[shadow ice]

why is this uno game going on so long

uno play red 8

[raw hedge]

It doesn't seem like you have that card! Try again.

[next gulch]

we can all go out for boba

[quasi bolt]

Because we suck

[shadow ice]

uno play red 2

[raw hedge]

Whackamoley109 has no more cards! They finished in Rank #3! :tada:

A Red 2 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 35 | Discarded: 61 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[quasi bolt]

Well shit

[shadow ice]

:P

[nimble thorn]

bc i screwed over eymae and milk with +4s

💀

[next gulch]

uno play red 9

[raw hedge]

A Red 9 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 35 | Discarded: 62 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[shadow ice]

💀

[next gulch]

yeah fuck you

[quasi bolt]

I will go to standord and stick a +4 up your a-

[next gulch]

😭😭

[nimble thorn]

bet

[quasi bolt]

Anyways

[vital shore]

sensual

[nimble thorn]

wait no

dms

[vital shore]

oh my god-

[next gulch]

wait

[vital shore]

lets move on 💛

[shadow ice]

i wanna check the uno game settings on this bot to see if there's like other rules we can toggle

[next gulch]

i want to leave this uno game

[quasi bolt]

Uno play red 1

[raw hedge]

A Red 1 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

Decks: 1 (108 cards) | Remaining: 35 | Discarded: 63 · Dec 15, 2022, 12:19 AM

[next gulch]

i feel like im chained to it 😭

[quasi bolt]

Uno quit

[raw hedge]

You are no longer participating in the game.

The game is now over. Thanks for playing! Here is the scoreboard:

1. eagle#2197
2. roaanoke#8896
3. Whackamoley109#7758
4. eymae#7295

This game lasted 19 minutes, and 72 cards were drawn!

[shadow ice]

uno game

uno start

[raw hedge]

A game isn't running right now.

[nimble thorn]

19 minutes

[shadow ice]

oh

[quasi bolt]

20 MINUTES

[nimble thorn]

😭

[shadow ice]

uh

[next gulch]

LMAO thank you

[quasi bolt]

HUH

[shadow ice]

uno help

[raw hedge]

:sparkles: UNO Commands :sparkles:

UNO HELP - Shows this message!
UNO SUPPORT - Gets a link to my support guild!
UNO JOIN - Joins (or creates) a game in the current channel!
UNO QUIT - Quits the game! Party pooper.
UNO START - Starts the game! Can only be used by the player who joined first.
UNO TABLE - Shows everyone at the table.
UNO PLAY <colour> <value> - Plays a card! Colours and values are interchangeable.
UNO PICKUP - Picks up a card!
UNO CALLOUT - Calls a player out for only having one card left!
UNO HAND - Checks your hand!
UNO RULES - Checks or sets the game rules!
UNO! - Let everyone know that you only have one card left!

You can execute up to two commands in a single message by separating them with &&!

Privacy Policy: https://github.com/Ratismal/UNO/blob/master/privacy.md

[nimble thorn]

no shot

[next gulch]

saved fr

[quasi bolt]

I’m done

[shadow ice]

lol ok

[quasi bolt]

I have Cornell to worry about

[shadow ice]

im gonna check settinsg

uno join

[raw hedge]

A game has been registered with you as the leader! Once all players have joined, type uno start to begin the game!

The rules for this game are:

DECKS                 = 1
INITIAL_CARDS         = 7
DRAW_SKIP             = true
REVERSE_SKIP          = true
MUST_PLAY             = false
CALLOUTS              = true
CALLOUT_PENALTY       = 2
FALSE_CALLOUT_PENALTY = 2
DRAW_AUTOPLAY         = false
OUTPUT_SCORE          = false

You can configure these or get a description with the rules command (uno rules <key> [value])

[shadow ice]

uno rules

[raw hedge]

DECKS                 = 1
INITIAL_CARDS         = 7
DRAW_SKIP             = true
REVERSE_SKIP          = true
MUST_PLAY             = false
CALLOUTS              = true
CALLOUT_PENALTY       = 2
FALSE_CALLOUT_PENALTY = 2
DRAW_AUTOPLAY         = false
OUTPUT_SCORE          = false

[shadow ice]

ooooo

i see

uno rules INITIAL_CARDS 999

[raw hedge]

The rules have been updated!```ini
DECKS = 1
INITIAL_CARDS = 999
DRAW_SKIP = true
REVERSE_SKIP = true
MUST_PLAY = false
CALLOUTS = true
CALLOUT_PENALTY = 2
FALSE_CALLOUT_PENALTY = 2
DRAW_AUTOPLAY = false
OUTPUT_SCORE = false

[shadow ice]

DAMN

LOL

uno quit

[raw hedge]

You are no longer participating in the game.

The game has been cancelled.

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 19 minutes and 41 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 483 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 16 minutes and 41 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 484 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[trail smelt]

ik yall are done now but you can call out someone for not calling uno on this bot. issue is its kinda hard to figure that out since you cant physically see how many cards someone has left

its uno! if you have 1 left

uno callout to call them out

[nimble thorn]

i see

thanks!

[shadow ice]

thanks

[glacial delta]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 7 minutes and 5 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 485 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[glacial delta]

Its began

Final countdown

😭😭

[viscid rock]

i can’t wait longer

im seriously lacking my patience

[graceful coral]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 54 minutes and 36 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 487 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[pine agate]

!nyu

[prisma solstice]

NOOOO the days r gone

this lowkey feels like the apocalypse

[wet magnet]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[lusty chasm]

scared out of my mind

the second it hits dec 15 im closing discord until dec 17

[prisma solstice]

real

[lusty chasm]

i can’t handle happy people if i’m not happy

💀

[nimble thorn]

but but but

ur going to be happy

it will work out

[lusty chasm]

i really hope so

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 37 minutes and 50 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 488 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

NOOOO the days are gone

[shadow ice]

we will all get in

if we simp for erza cornell

[versed notch]

@forest heron @next gulch Do you still want your predictions? I meant to give you them exactly at the 24 hour mark but I slept too long during my nap

[trail smelt]

Cornellians i need a tribute

Who would like to volunteer as tribute

[forest heron]

yeah sure hehe

and depends on what it is... @trail smelt

[vital shore]

what does this mean

a tribute for cornell?

[next gulch]

lmao yes please

[trail smelt]

Look at this

It’s too much

I need your help

[forest heron]

so what are you proposing

[trail smelt]

At least one tribute must volunteer to help watch this thread and you’ll get special role

[forest heron]

ME

[next gulch]

carly's gonna ban one of us 💀

[vital shore]

👀

[next gulch]

oh okay LOL

[vital shore]

LMAOOO

i meeaaan i'm on here way too often :)))

[versed notch]

I actually feel extremely bad now, I hope I'm genuinely wrong, but I put you both as defer 😭😭

[next gulch]

LMAO its the safest option though dw

[forest heron]

nah yeah im expecting defer too

[next gulch]

i don't feel bad about it at all

[trail smelt]

Ok I’ll probably choose the two that at least hinted at wanting it we came up with this idea like 10 mins ago so give us a bit

[versed notch]

You're intl right? I put that as the main reason for defer

[forest heron]

nope im us citizen

[versed notch]

This is so embarrassing go ahead and block me fr

[vital shore]

how many people are straight up rejected vs defer?

[next gulch]

isn't it like 50/20/20 reject/defer/accept

[vital shore]

whered

whered the 10 go

[next gulch]

poof

ashes

[vital shore]

oh

[versed notch]

Consumed by the void

[vital shore]

i think im ashes ya'll

[next gulch]

at least ur not rejected?!

[vital shore]

s-so true bestie <3

[forest heron]

!!

[next gulch]

the online stuttering

thats gonna be me tmrw

[vital shore]

AHAHA so true

[versed notch]

New role?

[vital shore]

:000

i feel special

[forest heron]

yOOOO

op and special role

im so cool now 😄

alli need now is cornell acceptance

[versed notch]

Email admissions about this update

[vital shore]

no way they dont accept u now

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 20 minutes and 42 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 489 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

22 hrs before decision day?

[versed notch]

Just showing that you're dedicated 🥳🥳

[muted hearth]

new international award just dropped

[vital shore]

i may be a cornell reject

[muted hearth]

na

[vital shore]

but at least i am guardian of the rankings on the a2c discord server

and that's all that really matters imo

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 18 minutes and 58 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 490 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 18 minutes and 51 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 491 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

that's crazy

[muted hearth]

!cornelll

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 18 minutes and 42 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 492 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

L chris

[vital shore]

chris...

please...

[muted hearth]

I'm just bad

[versed notch]

22 hours how are people feeling

[forest heron]

bad

[vital shore]

not good man

[next gulch]

crying shaking throwing up

[vital shore]

not good.

[muted hearth]

me personally i'm feeling great

[next gulch]

i just ate two cookies and felt nothing

[versed notch]

Oh god.

[forest heron]

i ran out of cookies 😦

[vital shore]

well, not all of us have that asian women rizz so.

[muted hearth]

gonna save me on decision day 🙏

[cursive bramble]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 16 minutes and 49 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 493 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[versed notch]

Should I make you all a Cornell scrapbook spread for good luck? 😅

[next gulch]

making moodboards to manifest my acceptance

actually i saw someone made really cute ones on a2c

[vital shore]

moodboards sound like sm fun rn

[versed notch]

Scrapbooking/junk journaling is my favorite hobby

[vital shore]

my favorite hobby is thinking about my life at cornell @theAOslisteningtothisrn

[next gulch]

i love the gorges

[versed notch]

And my school is out for finals so perhaps I'll be sharing that spread very soon

[next gulch]

crying because i don't remember this

[prisma solstice]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 9 minutes and 3 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 494 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[prisma solstice]

why is 22 hours too long but also not long enough

[muted hearth]

felt

[next gulch]

claiming this energy

🙏 🙏 ❤️

[muted hearth]

💀 not the discord one i remember seeing that post

[next gulch]

best of r/cornell

[vale pond]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
22 hours, 2 minutes and 40 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 495 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[cursive bramble]

lol each of the letters costs $200

i saw the police report

[next gulch]

😭 why so much

maybe ezra cornell personally kissed each letter

[cursive bramble]

i have no idea🤣

they did it like 3 times too

[cosmic cove]

wtf

[cursive bramble]

every time they replaced it

they do it again

[next gulch]

😭

[robust reef]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 59 minutes and 19 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 496 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 59 minutes and 14 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 497 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 59 minutes and 10 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 498 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 59 minutes and 7 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 499 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

it goes down by a lot each second

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 58 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 500 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 57 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 501 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 54 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 502 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 53 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 503 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 51 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 504 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

crazy

!cornell

[vital shore]

holy shi ur right

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 47 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 505 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 45 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 506 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

i think time might ac exist this time

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 42 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 507 times.
That's 0.55 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 42 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 508 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

!cornell

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 37 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 509 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

:(

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 510 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 33 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 511 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 31 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 512 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

21 HRS 💀

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 58 minutes and 28 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 513 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

OH GOD

[next gulch]

😭

[vital shore]

WAIT

IM NOT READY

HELP

[prisma solstice]

NO WAY DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

[next gulch]

i think im gonna go bake cookies to calm down

[vital shore]

send me some

will prolly get cold by the time it gets here tho-

[next gulch]

you got it 🙏

😭 cold cookies

[prisma solstice]

i cant bake i fully can only bake box cakes

[vital shore]

i havent even do the box cakes-

cant*

[next gulch]

box cakes scare me

they must be magic

[vital shore]

the problem is that my oven is just

filled to the brim with pans...

and im lazy >:)

[next gulch]

😭

[nimble thorn]

achel you should bring cookies tmr

[prisma solstice]

i want to get cookies without paying for them or baking them

[vital shore]

no

that's work

also i dont see u long enough to give u any-

[nimble thorn]

ill come to your macro class!

[vital shore]

uh huh

[muted hearth]

rizz tips?

[fast pendant]

??

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours and 56 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 514 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

pretty please

i know you have some baby

[nimble thorn]

ironic

lets backtrack a few days

[nimble thorn]

so... let us know the secrets

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 55 minutes and 8 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 515 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

uhhh the secret is ezra cornell

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 54 minutes and 44 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 516 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[nimble thorn]

ur so right

is it too late to ed cornell

[muted hearth]

No but you'd have to send ezra cornell a personal hand-addressed letter

[nimble thorn]

no problems there

[wet magnet]

I am drunk as shit

[nimble thorn]

i love ezra cornell

[wet magnet]

Mashallah you all get into cornelius university

[next gulch]

thank you uch your words are appreciated

i hope we all get in too

[wet magnet]

Of course my friend

But like I stated before if you don’t get in Just give me a text 😁😁😁

[vale pond]

where you studying rn?

[cursive cobalt]

stealing this thank u

[next gulch]

you're welcome

[cursive cobalt]

posting this on dart and claiming it as mine

doing gods work

[next gulch]

i was thinking "if i get deferred: cry" but maybe that's too different you know

[nimble thorn]

did dart get a date yet

[next gulch]

i think so

didn't they first get it via instagram dm 💀

and then it was announced later today

[nimble thorn]

ah

wacky

i was originally regretting not eding brown and then i saw that their decision releases on dec 20 and i am no longer regretting it

a tuesday 💀

[next gulch]

dec 20??

[cursive cobalt]

this what we had to do too 💀

crazy how we can dm schools' admissions for dates

but not receive anything from the schools themselves

[next gulch]

damn

[crude creek]

brown had an influx of apps or something

[next gulch]

brown needs the video essay

but i dont touch grass so i couldnt make one

[nimble thorn]

im kinda excited to make that video

but 2 minutes seems like so little 😭

[wet magnet]

Like college?

I go to Cornell

[quasi bolt]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 39 minutes and 46 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 518 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[ornate moth]

yup

[robust reef]

Everyone’s withdraw button disappeared right ?

[next gulch]

yes

[ornate moth]

good morning

[next gulch]

gm shanye 😭

[muted hearth]

mine actually turned into an acceptance letter

gm

[ornate moth]

I understood that reference

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 30 minutes and 30 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 519 times.
That's 0.56 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

woah

30 minutes 30 seconds

im so cool

[ornate moth]

1 cornell

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 520 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[ornate moth]

woah

29 minutes 58 seconds

cool

[vital shore]

L moment

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours and 29 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 521 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 28 minutes and 53 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 522 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

oh

the seconds disappear when its 0 :0

[next gulch]

i wasn't making a reference

or not intentionally at least

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 26 minutes and 5 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 523 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[lost obsidian]

Cornellians

Gl

No stress

[versed notch]

Are there any landmarks or specific things that define cornell for you? I'm nearly finished with gathering images for the spread, but it's very skewed to what I value and see

[gentle basalt]

I like the clock tower

[spark glade]

its cool ngl

[versed notch]

I got the clock tower!! Anything else that stands out?

[gentle basalt]

inside of sage chapel is absolutely magical

[brazen narwhal]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
21 hours, 2 minutes and 55 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 524 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[surreal knot]

cayuga lake

[next gulch]

duffield hall

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 55 minutes and 51 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 525 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 54 minutes and 59 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 526 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[tame umbra]

so just wondering, will our financial aid portal actually change tomorrow if we're accepted? I saw something about that earlier.

[next gulch]

😱

[muted hearth]

time passes 😳

[muted hearth]

iunno but if it doesn't change i wouldn't lose hope

i doubt theyd have an oversight like that

[gentle basalt]

wait if (theoretically) fin aid portal changes the day of

12am et

that's in 2 hrs?

[muted hearth]

i am gonna stay up

[gentle basalt]

7pm here on the west coast I'm chillin

[muted hearth]

lucky

[next gulch]

7 pm?? what math

oh you mean now

[muted hearth]

yeah i figured

[gentle basalt]

yes

[versed notch]

Got it, I'll add that

[gentle basalt]

:)

[vital shore]

no this would actually send me into a spiral LMAO

[muted hearth]

its too early to be simping over cornel yall

[vital shore]

im NOT checking that

[next gulch]

it's too late you mean 💀

[gentle basalt]

ezzy c got us feeling some typa way

[next gulch]

what tf is ezzy c

[versed notch]

Can't believe I almost forgot this one....

[next gulch]

EZRA CORNELL?!

[muted hearth]

it's both 💀

[vital shore]

if we all join hands and simp over ezra together we'll get thru this

[next gulch]

💀

[gentle basalt]

yes

did you see that convo

[muted hearth]

ezzy c convo was wild

[next gulch]

maybe

[tame umbra]

isn't that guy dead

[gentle basalt]

the beginning

[next gulch]

what does that change?

[tame umbra]

His heart rate

[vital shore]

,,,

necrophilia be like

[gentle basalt]

fr thats what I've been saying

[next gulch]

HUH

[muted hearth]

ima have to agree

[surreal knot]

im gonna write a fanfic rn

[gentle basalt]

omg slash fic with ad white???

apparently thats an actual ship lmfao

[quasi bolt]

!cornell

[next gulch]

y/n x ezra cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 48 minutes and 8 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 527 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

hold on https://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/q1ig0c/would_you_read_a_fanfiction_about_the/

[quasi bolt]

can we get this to 1 per hour?

[quasi bolt]

aint no way

[next gulch]

top comment 😭

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 47 minutes and 29 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 528 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gentle basalt]

dear god 💀💀

http://cunooz.com/2015/06/27/breaking-ezra-cornell-finally-proposes-to-a-d-white/

[muted hearth]

how about yall touch 1 blade of grass per hour

[next gulch]

didn't whackamoley post the banner picture here

wtf is cu nooz 💀

[gentle basalt]

good question 💀

[versed notch]

This is it right?

[next gulch]

it's a satire comedy written by students?

[surreal knot]

you got it boss

[next gulch]

http://cunooz.com/write/

[gentle basalt]

I wonder if that person published it

[next gulch]

dm OP 😩

[muted hearth]

💀 cu nooz go crazy

[gentle basalt]

wait there was something cool that happened here

lemme pull it up

[next gulch]

LMFAOO

[next gulch]

the duffield proposal that never happened??

[versed notch]

I never researched any of the other schools sorry, I am diehard CALS through and through

[next gulch]

same.

[versed notch]

I think the only other school I gave any consideration was A&S

[gentle basalt]

yes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/ncd0hh/still_no_proposal_spotted_at_duffield_hall/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[west river]

is the application waived thing gone for everyone

[next gulch]

A&S 🥱

COE and CALS and SHA >

[surreal knot]

A&S more like ASS

[gentle basalt]

NOO

[next gulch]

hard agree

[surreal knot]

sorry im gonna leave bye

[quasi bolt]

if they don't accept me

[surreal knot]

rescinding my application rn

[quasi bolt]

then yes

[next gulch]

okay i need to stop hyping cornell up

[quasi bolt]

if they do accept me

[gentle basalt]

cornell getting bullied fr

[quasi bolt]

goated tier school

[next gulch]

if they don't they suck

[gentle basalt]

someone should write that fanfic as an ed accepted dare

[next gulch]

which one

[surreal knot]

word

[next gulch]

y/n bullies cornell??

or

[sick nymph]

i just wanna see my rejection letter already

[quasi bolt]

ong

[next gulch]

why does coe have so much competition 😭 😭

[surreal knot]

asians

[sick nymph]

any cas cs people here? 🤓

[next gulch]

LMAO

[quasi bolt]

^^

[next gulch]

basically everyone who isn't coe cs is cas cs

[surreal knot]

why the hell would you do cas cs

[next gulch]

yeah idk tbh but maybe they wanna major in something else in cas

like double majors can only be in your college

[quasi bolt]

I didn't have my math rec

[next gulch]

while minors you can do in any of the colleges

[quasi bolt]

I got a cs rec instead

which is stupid

[next gulch]

oh ok that seems like everyone lol

[quasi bolt]

because yeah

[muted hearth]

im doing cs cas so i can double major

preferably in gender studies

[quasi bolt]

I want to double up maybe in econ

[next gulch]

asian (rizz) studies

[quasi bolt]

econ is honestly really interesting

[muted hearth]

studied extensively 🥱

[quasi bolt]

I get to see how stupid people are

when making decisions

[next gulch]

you can do it on a2c for free

[quasi bolt]

true

[surreal knot]

oh damn

yeah the math rec thing is odd

but makes sense

[next gulch]

there are like 3 people (in this thread) who made that mistake

and it seems like there's the possibility that cs/physics recs can be accepted in lieu of a math rec but it still seems iffy

[surreal knot]

i think physics more so than cs

would work

[next gulch]

yeah i agree

cs is kind of a stretch

[surreal knot]

is anyone else doing applied math?

[next gulch]

my major is kinda close and i've heard it's essentially applied math but cals

[lost obsidian]

y'all Cornell hasn't gotten back to me yet 😭

[next gulch]

biometry and stats

[lost obsidian]

Am worried

Slightly

[next gulch]

gotten back to you about??

[versed notch]

eymae are you planning on taking a minor or double major?

[surreal knot]

@sick nymph D:

[next gulch]

i don't think i wanna double major

i'll probably minor

i still wanna touch some grass yk

[tacit spear]

Coe >>>>

[next gulch]

even if it's 3d printed

[lost obsidian]

I emailed them about the Indonesian student population and minoring across different colleges

[next gulch]

oh 🙁

[sick nymph]

man you guys have stuff figured out already?

[lost obsidian]

Chem req

[next gulch]

they're probably really busy

[surreal knot]

wait thats cool

[lost obsidian]

yeah it's pretty big for my essay so idk 😭

[surreal knot]

math your way through plants

[lost obsidian]

Guess it's time for Yale essays

[tacit spear]

My hs requires like everything coe requires

😭😭

[next gulch]

yes this was basically my why cornell essay 🫡

[lost obsidian]

I skipped chem and took Travel & Tourism instead

It was so much fun

Hosted a whole tour

[lost obsidian]

I didn't even email admissions

[next gulch]

oh

[lost obsidian]

I emailed the Kahin Center

[next gulch]

💀

[lost obsidian]

cause they would know better

[solar scaffold]

CoE anyone?

[next gulch]

have you bumped?

[next gulch]

like everyone in the thread minus a few people

[solar scaffold]

oh lmao

[lost obsidian]

I emailed 2 years ago

NO

days

[next gulch]

💀 💀 oh okay

i wouldn't worry too much then?

[versed notch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 31 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 529 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[dawn matrix]

LMAO

[sick nymph]

whats the difference between coe and cas cs

[muted hearth]

damn i thought it was dead

[lost obsidian]

ig but I'm going on holiday Monday so it would be nice to know so I can get my essay done

[muted hearth]

im pretty sure you take the same cs classses just fewer engineering requirements

more LIBERAL ARTS

[sick nymph]

oh ok thanks

[oak rapids]

does anyone have "TRCD Course Description" on ur portals?

[muted hearth]

also you get a ba degree in cas as opposed to a bs in bullshit

[next gulch]

yeah i heard that the reason why cornell has multiple cs majors, multiple stats majors, etc is because they designed one for each college thinking that it would focus on the topics of that college

[next gulch]

oh 😔

[muted hearth]

huh

where

[next gulch]

is it under like the dropdown menu

[muted hearth]

thats for transfers isn't it?

[crude creek]

I think thats for transfers

[oak rapids]

yea its under the dropdown menu

[next gulch]

yeah

[oak rapids]

oh

ok

found this today: https://www.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/zlq1qy/failing_and_contemplating_suicide_please_advise/

[next gulch]

i just read that a few seconds ago

[muted hearth]

thats just the cornell experience

[oak rapids]

so fucked up

[muted hearth]

damn that is sad

[sick nymph]

cornell nets

[next gulch]

i feel like that sub gets those posts every month

i wonder if people post similar things on other ivy subs

[steady lava]

16K messages 💪

[surreal knot]

gotta love grade deflation

[next gulch]

but also cornell has the lowest median parent income out of all the ivies

[muted hearth]

yooo chatgpt works in french too

guess thats my hw done

[next gulch]

which is probably saying something

mfw chris parle francais

[muted hearth]

tristement ouais

[next gulch]

not ouais 💀

[solar scaffold]

its a good view bro I'm just saying

[surreal knot]

omg tu parlais francais moi aussi

[gentle basalt]

yoo no way I'm getting chatgpt right this second

je ne comprende pas

[next gulch]

unfortunately (fortunately) i stopped taking french after sophomore year

[crude creek]

my schools gets these posts atleast once per week 💀

[muted hearth]

i am suffering in ap

[next gulch]

my french teacher was a diff breed

[surreal knot]

nah bruh gotta get the new york seal of biliteracy fr

[solar scaffold]

whhhhhhich

[muted hearth]

wdym

ap french

[solar scaffold]

oh I'm slow

[next gulch]

she yelled at someone because we were having a crepe party but the oil in nutella indirectly kills gorillas or something

[muted hearth]

LMFAOO

[next gulch]

like the palm oil you know

[solar scaffold]

wha

[muted hearth]

ive actually heard something abt that

[next gulch]

so she banned nutella

[muted hearth]

like the palm oil

yeah

[spark glade]

wow

[gentle basalt]

my french teacher is also... interesting

[next gulch]

she also showed up to class late everyday

like we'd stand outside the class and she'd pull in with her smartcar

[gentle basalt]

one of his finals questions was about the first letter of the colors of a row of candles on his desk

which nobody got

[steady lava]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 23 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 530 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[surreal knot]

i had a 0.2 % in french for a bit bc my teacher accidentally graded an assignment 10 out of 10 million

[next gulch]

french teacher are not ok

LMFAOO

[muted hearth]

LMFAO

[gentle basalt]

HOW IS THAT AN ACCIDENT 💀

6 ZEROS???

[surreal knot]

her finger slipped

[muted hearth]

Nah she was def just nailing it in at that point

[solar scaffold]

solid 3 second push on the keyboard

[next gulch]

during distance learning she was paranoid that kids would cheat and i remember you had to face the laptop camera down to your hands during canvas tests on zoom (except that means you can't see the screen)

[solar scaffold]

for that many zeroes

[muted hearth]

Amazing logic

[next gulch]

and she made the test like 2 mins long for 12 qs so we couldn't have time to google the questions

[vital shore]

this unironically started making me double over in laughter

[next gulch]

i swear i have screenshots

[vital shore]

im not ok rn

[next gulch]

anyways the whole class failed so she voided the test

[lost obsidian]

yeah idk 😭

[surreal knot]

none of us are

[next gulch]

this was my canvas inbox from her

[muted hearth]

jesus

[next gulch]

also this was a pattern across my school's french department but did anyone's french teacher have an obsession with which kids were dating in their classes

[solar scaffold]

uh

[next gulch]

same tbh

[muted hearth]

actually no that's a thing with mine too

[next gulch]

no way

omg

[muted hearth]

i think it comes with the general intimacy of learning a language

like yo have to talk about yourself more

[sick nymph]

lmao

[next gulch]

i think that makes sense

[muted hearth]

the teacher has a closer connetion

[next gulch]

but also hella weird

idk

[muted hearth]

yea

[next gulch]

imagine talking with your math teacher about that

💀

[muted hearth]

oops

that looks stupid

[next gulch]

LOL

[sick nymph]

my math teacher is so fucking energetic

[surreal knot]

good lord

[sick nymph]

screams from across the hall when someone scores during the world cup

[next gulch]

holy shit same

[surreal knot]

world cup the only thing keeping me afloat rn

[muted hearth]

Felt

[next gulch]

i don't watch but it's nice seeing people so excited during passing periods

[surreal knot]

if only goddamn japan actually did well in the playoffs

[gentle basalt]

oh no us too

[surreal knot]

hyped my fam up for nothing

[lost obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

[surreal knot]

messi >>>

[gentle basalt]

they should do world cup every year in decision season lmao

to help us cope

[next gulch]

☠️

[gentle basalt]

💀

[next gulch]

princeton bruh

[gentle basalt]

took prince too literally

[surreal knot]

LOL

[next gulch]

this is so bad ngl

[gentle basalt]

: (

[next gulch]

actually not horrible but like i didn't realize it was this bad

[gentle basalt]

top 1% academically or financially

[next gulch]

financially

[gentle basalt]

damn

YOO EZZY IS BACK

[forest heron]

i’m rewatching varsity blues to make me feel better when i get rejected

[next gulch]

😭

[chilly lion]

is it possible to be too focused on a few areas on college applicants? for example, for my ED application for cornell, i focus on my heritage, comp sci and political science throughout the entire application without any mention of other areas at all

[surreal knot]

i think it might be skewed bc lower income families simply don’t want to pay that much for ivy league schools

[next gulch]

daily question that only AOs can answer

[solar scaffold]

ur fine

[forest heron]

look bro it’s kinda too late you’ll see tmr at 7pm

[solar scaffold]

(I am not qualified to say that)

[gentle basalt]

we need ivyadmissions23 fr

[lost wasp]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 12 minutes and 30 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 531 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

LMAO

[chilly lion]

waiitt thats the guy from the cornell subreddit admissions megathreat right?

[crude creek]

if you really think abt it makes sense. most of those people come from the coasts and that already increases avg income. to get the same achievements or experience as the student body the parents need to be fairly well off. there are probably other factors as well.

[next gulch]

almost my entire application is about plants so dw i guess

[gentle basalt]

yes

[prisma solstice]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 11 minutes and 46 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 532 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[chilly lion]

was that guy fake LMFAO i havent been up to date

[surreal knot]

i wrote my essay on mariokart

[next gulch]

he deleted his acc ☠️

[lost wasp]

if you ever feel bad about your essay, know i wrote about how bad i am at reading poetry

[solar scaffold]

you're applying yes?

[forest heron]

i wrote mine abt sand castles 💀

[crude creek]

no one knows

[next gulch]

bro roleplayed as a cornellian for years and it was blown out by a2c mods

[gentle basalt]

this 💀 we don't for sure bc their info was correct but they refused to get verified

[lost wasp]

yeah

[gentle basalt]

I called myself aerodynamic ☠️

[crude creek]

I think the dude mightve got reported or something bcs there was no reason to delete his account

[gentle basalt]

yeah

[forest heron]

are there any aos in this thread

[next gulch]

are you tho?

asking the real questions

[gentle basalt]

in american standards yes

[next gulch]

LMAOO

[gentle basalt]

in chinese standards no

[crude creek]

this is discord. we have no idea who is on the other side of the screen

[next gulch]

😭 just choked

[gentle basalt]

LMAOO

[forest heron]

!Cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 9 minutes and 39 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 533 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 9 minutes and 36 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 534 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gentle basalt]

yeah we're talking to ezzy c right this moment

[sick nymph]

man i hate test optional

[crude creek]

!CORNELL ACCEPT ME

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 9 minutes and 25 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 535 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[sick nymph]

sweating rn

[next gulch]

my essay was about orchids 😔 praying that no one has ever written an essay about orchids

[gentle basalt]

LMAO

that's really lovely actually

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
20 hours, 9 minutes and 7 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 536 times.
That's 0.57 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[sick nymph]

wow thats already better than my essay

[gentle basalt]

wow!! thats cool

[next gulch]

i actually really liked writing it

[lusty chasm]

i looked back and i hate my essays

[forest heron]

omg i like that essay

[gentle basalt]

I'm sure the aos loved it too

[next gulch]

🙏

[gentle basalt]

SAME mine are ass

[lusty chasm]

literally what was i thinking when i wrote them

[next gulch]

i liked writing it (i did not like rereading it)

[forest heron]

i don’t wanna look at them

[gentle basalt]

felt this

[forest heron]

i just wanna see my decision

I haven't reread mine because I know I'll cringe at it