#CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)

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oak rapids
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Nah this is dr strangelove from a Stanley kurbrick

crude creek
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when are squiward community college apps due?

muted hearth
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lmfao the similarity is striking

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yesterday

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sorry

next gulch
crude creek
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noooooooooooooooooooooo

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ik im rejected now

surreal knot
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squidward community college no way

next gulch
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crypto are you eding cornell?

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idk 😭

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because this is the coolest threadp

vital shore
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so true

forest heron
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there are a bunch of ppl who didn’t ed cornell also

vital shore
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they just be showing up at the cool kids table

forest heron
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but yeah fr this is the best thread

next gulch
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its not

vital shore
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...

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maaaan

next gulch
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its like an addiction

vital shore
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we're scaredddd

forest heron
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guys i will not be opening discord until 12 am est

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on the 16th

next gulch
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wait why

forest heron
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to give myself time to process the rejection 😭

vital shore
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hmm

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just to be

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oops didnt mean to reply

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but just to be sure time exists

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 1 hour and 11 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 444 times.
That's 0.5 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
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if they email you "ur in" then i guess ur in

vital shore
muted hearth
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actually that means you prob got rejected

next gulch
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πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€

vital shore
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so true

next gulch
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they dont exist other than for athletes

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so basically nothing

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wait like 24 hours 😱😱

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everyone's withdraw button is gone lol

muted hearth
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Yeah withdraw is total bs, financial aid is less bs

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depending on what you mean

surreal knot
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everyone knows the most important thing happening tomorrow is the rivals 49ers and seahawks battling on thursday night football!

next gulch
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the whos 😭

muted hearth
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Depends what the email was asking for

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but it's literally 24 hours away

lusty chasm
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im thinking of taking a nap from 5-6:59 just so i dont overthink it for 2 hours

surreal knot
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49ers highkey kinda good

next gulch
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i like the colors

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 55 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 445 times.
That's 0.5 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 54 minutes and 13 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 446 times.
That's 0.5 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

tardy dome
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Did Cornell send anyone emails about decision dates or did you just come here and find out?

forest heron
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they put it in the portal

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but idt they formally announced it

tardy dome
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Like my portal only has the checklist

forest heron
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right at the top

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with all the other text

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it says itll be out dec 15 at 7pm

tardy dome
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O

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Cuz lots of other schools sent emails about it but

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Thought I missed it or smth

forest heron
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nah cornell didnt

vital shore
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i think they also posted ab it on insta?

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seems left

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legit*

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wow stanfordadmissions has the blue check mark but not cornell πŸ˜”

nimble thorn
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leland stanford junior university 😀

forest heron
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lmao they posted on insta but not on twitter

nimble thorn
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did stanford even post...

vital shore
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so disappointed

nimble thorn
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oh stanford straight up posts day of

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😭

vital shore
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STANFORD GOT CLOUT DAAAAMN

nimble thorn
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d1 school!

vital shore
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i-

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maaaaan

next gulch
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stanmid

vital shore
nimble thorn
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still better

next gulch
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location is not for me 😭

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i hate palo alto and south bay so much

nimble thorn
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wanna trade

next gulch
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πŸ™πŸ™ please and thank you

nimble thorn
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dont like the city life of ithaca

next gulch
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πŸ’€

raw flax
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is this confirmed december 15th

ornate moth
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we are in the endgame

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 24 minutes and 37 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 447 times.
That's 0.5 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

raw flax
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cornell sends no emails

ornate moth
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its confirmed

glacial delta
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It is me

raw flax
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damn

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i havent even done their fin aid thing yet

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hopefully that doesnt affect admission

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i was too lazy

glacial delta
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On the same boat

autumn wren
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 minutes and 49 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 448 times.
That's 0.5 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

raw flax
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i didnt even have a math reccomender

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and its required

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for engineering

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LOL

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i didn't see that before

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i had a cs reccomendation does that count as math

next gulch
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πŸ’€

raw flax
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hahah

forest heron
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oh noo

ornate moth
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i think this is not a good sign

raw flax
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ya

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😦

forest heron
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i did my calc bc teacher and my cs teacher

raw flax
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i didnt even know bout it

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maybe should've checked the webstie

next gulch
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maybe 😭

ornate moth
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yes 😭

muted hearth
forest heron
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i cant believe tmr we're gonna be opening our decisions

vast fog
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Does cs count tho

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Cuz all my math teachers hate me

forest heron
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thats not good

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idk if they want elective teachers to write. arec

raw flax
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it literally says calculus

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grade 11 or 12

vast fog
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Makes sense, I'll look around to be sure

crude creek
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cs isnt usually seen as math

raw flax
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thats so fucking stupid bruh

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my math teachers also do not like me

muted hearth
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im pretty sure they will take physics too

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at least thats what they claim

raw flax
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aint no way i spent that much effort in an app for them to not even look at it

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fuck cornell

next gulch
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πŸ’€

raw flax
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πŸ™

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still not gonna get in

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but atleast something

vast fog
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Ohh ok

vital shore
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i mean we'll find out tmr <3

raw flax
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no

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ik man

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trust

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me

vast fog
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! cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 14 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 449 times.
That's 0.5 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
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shaking crying throwing up

vital shore
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physics seems closer to math than cs tho

raw flax
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idek why i applied

next gulch
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😭😭 i actually feel ill

vital shore
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might not even make it to tmr

raw flax
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computer science is a lot of math tbf

next gulch
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idk how im gonna sleep tonightp its so bad

vital shore
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my singular lung 😌

next gulch
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i asked my friend who's also applying and she doesnt care 😭😭 but also she has two legacies so maybe she's chilling idk

next gulch
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she didnt know decisions were tomorrow

vital shore
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oh my god

next gulch
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both her parents went to cornell 😳

vital shore
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ask her how it feels to live my dream

next gulch
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LOL

vital shore
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neither my of my parents even went to college omg

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sigh

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i never had a chance πŸ˜”

next gulch
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first gen hook PULL THROUGH RN

vital shore
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AHAHA

viscid rock
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 13 minutes and 2 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 450 times.
That's 0.5 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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i wish

crude creek
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first gen is a boost

next gulch
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compared to legacies with possible donations 😭😭

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makes me mad

vital shore
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if there's anything getting me thru the anxiety it's the pepperidge farm toffee milk chocolate cookies

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i bought a bag yesterday

next gulch
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what are those...

raw flax
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donations

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damn

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thats commitment

ornate moth
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they are toffee milk chocolate cookies

vital shore
crude creek
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Pepperidge farm makes great cookies

ornate moth
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@next gulch

next gulch
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ong thanks

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i love you shanye west

ornate moth
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thanx

vital shore
next gulch
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those look so good

ornate moth
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i appreciate it

glacial delta
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Lemons

ornate moth
next gulch
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no way

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😭

ornate moth
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yes its true

vital shore
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it's also true that i like them :0

next gulch
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im so shocked r

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rn

vital shore
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i can tell

ornate moth
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🀯

next gulch
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thats crazy

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😱

vital shore
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this is insightful conversation bt future cornell admits

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really takes ya into the mind of intellectuals

muted hearth
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 10 minutes and 28 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 451 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

ornate moth
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omh

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 10 minutes and 20 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 452 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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hmm

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 10 minutes and 15 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 453 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

ornate moth
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wtf we are 8 seconds closer

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time is moving too quick

vital shore
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OH

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I JUST REALIZED

glacial delta
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Damn

vital shore
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THEY ADDED SECONDS

ornate moth
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go back go back go back

vital shore
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OH MY GOD

muted hearth
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wheres the oxford comma

vital shore
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 10 minutes and 2 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 454 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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this actually gives us justification for using it 454 times!

ornate moth
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! cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 9 minutes and 50 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 455 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

ornate moth
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12 seconds closer

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omg!

autumn wren
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 9 minutes and 40 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 456 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

crude creek
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wat is this bs

vital shore
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 9 minutes and 24 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 457 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

crude creek
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I need to get into the server the bot is in

ornate moth
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every second that passes is every second we are closer to the cornell decision

vital shore
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yk what

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this is definite proof now

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i didnt believe it before

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but i believe it now

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time does, in fact, eixst

crude creek
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 9 minutes and 3 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 458 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

crude creek
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 9 minutes and 2 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 459 times.
That's 0.51 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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we've fuckin cracked the case

ornate moth
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fr?????

vital shore
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i think so, man

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 8 minutes and 53 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 460 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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this is revolutionary research

next gulch
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😭

ornate moth
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wtf!!!!!

forest heron
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is time real?

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 8 minutes and 45 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 461 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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cutting edge technology

muted hearth
ornate moth
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every 60 seconds in A2C, a minute passes

vital shore
next gulch
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 8 minutes and 28 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 462 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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!cornell

autumn wren
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 8 minutes and 24 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 463 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 8 minutes and 24 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 464 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
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every one hour in a2c 500 portal strology comments occur

vital shore
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time didnt exist for a second there πŸ€”

shadow ice
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day and 8 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 465 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
forest heron
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me

shadow ice
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WHY IS THERE A COUNTER

ornate moth
forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 7 minutes and 44 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 466 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
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screaming crying throwing up shivering vomiting sniveling

shadow ice
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WHY IS THERE A COUNTER

brazen narwhal
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 7 minutes and 32 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 467 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

raw flax
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figuring out the concept of time

autumn wren
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 7 minutes and 18 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 468 times.
That's 0.52 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

crude creek
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!cornel

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 7 minutes and 14 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 469 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

ornate moth
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idk why but uk that terrible sinking feeling u get in ur tum tum when ur worried

raw flax
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future cornell students πŸ™

vital shore
next gulch
ornate moth
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it hasnt gone away for the last 2 days

vital shore
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let's fucking go

muted hearth
#

! cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 7 minutes and 5 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 470 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
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this is so hype

autumn wren
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!CORNELL

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 7 minutes and 3 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 471 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
next gulch
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its true though

shadow ice
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im going to go 3d print some grass to touch

next gulch
#

😭😭😭😭

ornate moth
#

! cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 6 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 472 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

crude creek
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the rediscovery that time actually exists is crazy

vital shore
next gulch
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avg a2c ec

muted hearth
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! c ornell

next gulch
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"printed grass to touch"

muted hearth
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rip

ornate moth
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! cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 6 minutes and 21 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 473 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

shadow ice
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next gulch
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STOP

crude creek
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lol

next gulch
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ITS NOT REAL

shadow ice
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i gave these out to friends for christmas once

vital shore
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#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
  printf("we should calm down <3");
}
next gulch
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GO AWAY

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OMG

shadow ice
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it was hilarious

next gulch
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😭😭😭

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actually traumatized

autumn wren
next gulch
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🀒🀒🀒🀒 whats that nerd language

vital shore
calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 5 minutes and 23 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 474 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

nimble thorn
shadow ice
ornate moth
vital shore
muted hearth
#

about how much grass do you guys touch on a weekly basis

alpine prawn
next gulch
#

why are you a menace

raw flax
alpine prawn
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Or neither

vital shore
#

ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH

shadow ice
#

eyyyy

vital shore
next gulch
muted hearth
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3 grass

alpine prawn
ornate moth
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yes

shadow ice
vital shore
next gulch
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wait you asked how many tes

autumn wren
next gulch
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yimes

shadow ice
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we coe kids were pitted against each other i think

next gulch
#

0

fast pendant
next gulch
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i just think abt it

ornate moth
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we are compared to the rest

muted hearth
ornate moth
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coe dosnt do major

shadow ice
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yeah

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ik

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thats why i said coe kids

alpine prawn
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Coe acceptance rate for girls is crazy

muted hearth
alpine prawn
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Like 3x higher

ornate moth
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oh

shadow ice
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we compared w/ other coe applicants

ornate moth
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i am blind

fast pendant
ornate moth
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i think i will kill myself sorry

muted hearth
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cs cas baby

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cs coe?

vital shore
shadow ice
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me the asian male doing STEM applying coe 😎

ornate moth
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i never met these levels of idiocy before

next gulch
fast pendant
shadow ice
#

Asian Male Doing STEM debuff -99% acceptance rate

next gulch
#

we dont need more cs coe

muted hearth
next gulch
#

start gatekeeping!!!

ornate moth
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 3 minutes and 26 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 475 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

crude creek
shadow ice
next gulch
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bro

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whackamoley really lost the braincell

ornate moth
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what about asian male in armenian history

vital shore
shadow ice
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im kidding ppl need to go apply to like not COE so i have better chances

autumn wren
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Serious question but do u think ppl in a2c are more competitive than the average cornell applicant

next gulch
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exactly

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everhone apply to sha

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GO

ornate moth
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CoE acceptance rate is 20% ED brudda

alpine prawn
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The amount of cs coe in here is not making me feel better about my chances

shadow ice
muted hearth
next gulch
next gulch
muted hearth
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yea me too

surreal knot
next gulch
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LMAOOO

shadow ice
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but the problem is

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for COE

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no matter if u do ECE or CS

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everyone is compared against each other

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so fuuuuu

surreal knot
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actually nvm im not doing cs

ornate moth
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thats good innit

surreal knot
#

applied math bro

muted hearth
#

yea so asian males are compared against asian males

next gulch
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no way

next gulch
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who would have thoight

ornate moth
#

what about southeast asian male 😎

crude creek
alpine prawn
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any non males applying coe

next gulch
#

guys they're looking for reasons to admit you not reject you!!!

muted hearth
#

no they don't exist

next gulch
#

β€οΈπŸ™

surreal knot
raw flax
#

ok guys

vital shore
raw flax
#

someone predict my fugture

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future

#

imma send my stats

#

ok:?

#

plz

shadow ice
muted hearth
#

coe acceptance rate is 100 PERCENT

vital shore
#

auto admit

muted hearth
#

I heard it from ezra cornell

alpine prawn
muted hearth
#

Any person, any study

surreal knot
#

no way bruh

#

20% too high

next gulch
#

dilf ezra 😍❀️πŸ₯°

#

pick me choose me accept me

alpine prawn
#

The coe class is around 50-60% Ed so it would make sense

surreal knot
#

oh word

vital shore
#

lmk how it goes!!

next gulch
#

running to my email app rn

alpine prawn
#

They have admission stats on their website

vital shore
#

how many unread emails yall got

surreal knot
#

3

vast fog
alpine prawn
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 59 minutes and 5 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 476 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

shadow ice
#

_>

surreal knot
#

get on top of your things nerds

next gulch
#

i made an email specifically for colleges

vital shore
surreal knot
#

bruh 24 hours

next gulch
#

so like 87 in that one

vital shore
#

used to be so good w reading emails until like a month ago

ornate moth
vital shore
#

500 unread ahah

ornate moth
#

stupid monkey do not doubt me

#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 58 minutes and 16 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 477 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

ornate moth
#

we are in the endgame now

raw flax
shadow ice
#

uh oh

next gulch
#

😭

muted hearth
#

some schools release ea so late bruh they might as well call it late action

ornate moth
#

less than 1 day till i leave this planet mashallah

glacial delta
surreal knot
next gulch
#

late action 😭

surreal knot
#

lets go

ornate moth
raw flax
next gulch
#

cals 30% needs to pull through rn

#

praying

near pivot
muted hearth
ornate moth
#

fun fact SHA was 65% one year

vast fog
muted hearth
#

its basically only a omnth aweay from rd for some schools

glacial delta
#

God let me the 180

ornate moth
glacial delta
#

Im so desperate

shadow ice
#

guys im opening a new hotel it's going to be called Whackamoley's Closet, and im transferring my app to SHA

next gulch
#

πŸ’€ new extracurricular

muted hearth
#

how easy is it to transfer from sha to coe

vital shore
#

the tension in this chat-

next gulch
#

isnt it like almost impossible

muted hearth
#

probably

vast fog
next gulch
shadow ice
#

i managed a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 feet by 2 feet by 5 feet hotel

fast pendant
#

bro some kid applied ED SHA just for "prestige"

nimble thorn
vital shore
muted hearth
raw flax
vital shore
ornate moth
crude creek
#

once you get in hotel administration idt you can transfer easily out of it

next gulch
nimble thorn
shadow ice
#

what majors are even offered in SHA

next gulch
#

🫣

nimble thorn
#

BEFORE YOUR LUNG COLLAPSES

muted hearth
#

janitorial services

#

u learn how to mop

fast pendant
#

custodial aid

shadow ice
crude creek
#

gender studies?

shadow ice
#

hmm

muted hearth
#

gender studies minor

next gulch
#

you literally make steaks

muted hearth
#

actually no its a dual major custodial aid + gender studies

shadow ice
#

idk how to break it to him

#

that he's mad suspicious

ornate moth
#

every day i wonder what wouldve happened if i kept the paragraph about kanye west in my common app essay

#

even the hotel school wouldnt want me

vital shore
#

oh

#

drop the paragraph

ornate moth
#

it was dropped eons ago

#

no shit 😭

sharp forum
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 53 minutes and 55 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 478 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

muted hearth
#

yea if you are applying cas asian studies with usaco plat and all cs ecs they will clown on u

shadow ice
vital shore
ornate moth
next gulch
shadow ice
nimble thorn
shadow ice
#

like even if u get in ur not gonna be able to transfer

#

idk

ornate moth
#

is there value to getting a cs degree

muted hearth
#

bruh

next gulch
#

theres cas cs tho

shadow ice
next gulch
#

bro really askee that question

vital shore
shadow ice
#

but COE goated

next gulch
#

true true

shadow ice
ornate moth
#

i understand other engineering majors where i feel u need the degree and shit

#

but cs buddy just go to coursera

muted hearth
#

i mean you might be kinda right in some sense

next gulch
#

coe cs tho

ornate moth
#

all u need is to grind leetcode and say inshallah

muted hearth
#

u got kids doing only bootcamps nowadays making 400k at fang

shadow ice
next gulch
#

not leetcode 😭😭

ornate moth
#

u are nothing compared to us electrical engineering majors

shadow ice
#

leetcode can go shush

ornate moth
#

cs majors dont even shower

shadow ice
#

electrical engineering is

#

better

#

yeah

ornate moth
#

remove them from the CoE

muted hearth
#

honestly we are all idiots and college is a scam

shadow ice
#

^^

vital shore
next gulch
#

gulp

#

eww you dont shower? nvm i dont like you anymore

ornate moth
#

i can not associate with peasants like you

shadow ice
#

i mean ECE majors end up doing CS anyways most of the time 😭

vital shore
shadow ice
#

like in job market

next gulch
#

no you cant

ornate moth
vital shore
#

our love can push past this

next gulch
#

😭

vital shore
#

LMAO

shadow ice
next gulch
#

not the stink

gentle basalt
#

less than 24 hours how we feelin comrades

vital shore
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 50 minutes and 44 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 479 times.
That's 0.53 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

muted hearth
#

@fast pendant what made you choose SHA?

ornate moth
vital shore
#

o h

ornate moth
vital shore
#

based

gentle basalt
ornate moth
#

there is not one 17 year old in this world who grows up thinking they wanna manage a hotel

muted hearth
#

um acktually

vital shore
#

i said i wanted to be a hotel manager for career day in elementary school

quasi bolt
#

You will be surprised

vital shore
#

bc i didnt wanna be basic and choose nurse

#

im quirky like that πŸ˜ƒ

next gulch
#

i wanted to be a garbage truck driver

shadow ice
next gulch
#

πŸ’€

quasi bolt
#

I want to become a streamer!

raw flax
gentle basalt
#

mortician anyone

quasi bolt
#

Says every child these days

shadow ice
ornate moth
#

wyd if u get rejected ED

vital shore
raw flax
ornate moth
#

me personally i will kill myself

raw flax
#

obv

#

but then i will kms at purdue

muted hearth
#

bro i saw a story about like 90 nyc truck drivers making 300k

quasi bolt
#

Personally I’m not sleeping tonight

raw flax
#

bc it is so damn depressing

raw flax
#

so i kinda have to

ornate moth
#

a2c user try not to kill themselves challenge impossible

vital shore
#

i have a macro test friday

#

ahah

quasi bolt
hollow crypt
quasi bolt
#

Because I know I’m rolling around in bed

gentle basalt
#

what time zones are yall in

quasi bolt
#

And not falling asleep

ornate moth
#

its 711 am

quasi bolt
#

Eastern

vital shore
raw flax
#

et

vital shore
#

<3

quasi bolt
#

711 pm

shadow ice
#

est

muted hearth
#

ithaca standard u mean?

raw flax
#

facts im in cornell time zone

#

cmon cornell

next gulch
gentle basalt
#

damn all east coast??

#

where my west coast bros at

next gulch
#

no im pst

hollow crypt
#

mid west here

gentle basalt
#

oh good

next gulch
#

pisst

vital shore
#

cornell

quasi bolt
raw flax
#

yeah idrc @quasi bolt i know my percentage is so low so im not nervous

quasi bolt
#

We only speak in Cornell time

glacial delta
#

Cornell let me in challenge

vital shore
glacial delta
#

!!

shadow ice
quasi bolt
#

In the Cornell channel

muted hearth
#

it would make negative sense if we were all east coast because 3/4 of the server is bay area cs asian male

gentle basalt
#

where is ezzy c when we most need him

vital shore
#

i double dog dare cornell to accept me >:)

next gulch
#

tbf they probably work really long hours

quasi bolt
#

Changing my major real quick

next gulch
#

and see the nastiest shit

#

like 😭

shadow ice
#

yeah

quasi bolt
#

What major would that even be?

ornate moth
#

guys think about it statistically atleast one of us will make it to cornell

quasi bolt
#

Sanitation?

next gulch
#

public sanitation

hollow crypt
#

do they still do the reviews tmr?

hollow crypt
#

my checklist is still there

shadow ice
next gulch
#

sTaTiStIcAlLy

#

😭😭

gentle basalt
#

all reject would be hilarious though

ornate moth
raw flax
#

imagine if none of us make it

#

lol

next gulch
#

acrually statistically all of us get in fyi

shadow ice
#

dont jinx us

ornate moth
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 46 minutes and 34 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 480 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
#

i took ap stats inknow this

vital shore
#

statistically we can just apply ithaca college, take some pictures at cornell, and call it a day

quasi bolt
#

Touching wood rn

shadow ice
#

ooo

raw flax
#

guys would you kill a random person itw to get in tm?

#

me personally...

ornate moth
#

there is a 50% chance we get accepted 50% w get rejecteed

quasi bolt
#

I do not claim any negative energy

nimble thorn
#

statistically you can just walk into cornell and say you went there

quasi bolt
vital shore
ornate moth
shadow ice
hollow crypt
ornate moth
#

u guys seen them suicide nets in cornell

#

they look so fun

shadow ice
#

where's the nearest retirement home

nimble thorn
raw flax
#

alr rejected shanyewest

quasi bolt
vital shore
#

dont look at me like that

raw flax
#

sorry guys i was undercover ao

vital shore
#

its ok i forgive you

raw flax
#

no actyally

#

like im being so fr

shadow ice
#

i forgive you

raw flax
#

it could be rancom

vital shore
#

i forgive u more than whackamoley does

#

im just sayin

raw flax
#

so like 100/8 billion chance you kill someone close to you

shadow ice
#

i forgive you more than achel does

vital shore
#

got that cornell spirit frfr

ornate moth
#

yk im gonna be on a flgiht

#

when it comes out

vital shore
#

nah nah nah there's no one that'll love you like me

quasi bolt
#

I would press that button maybe

shadow ice
#

and here's a πŸ’΅ to show my forgiveness

vital shore
#

HEY HEY HEY

gentle basalt
vital shore
#

CHILLLL

shadow ice
#

LOL

vital shore
#

dont bring a gun to a fist fight

ornate moth
#

if i dont get in then im opening the door on the plane

ornate moth
gentle basalt
#

oh wow

shadow ice
vital shore
#

fine you can have cornell πŸ˜”

quasi bolt
#

I think there’s a higher chance of killing a criminal than someone close to you

opal cobalt
#

Achel … there is no romantic tension between u and anyone here

#

Only u and me

next gulch
vital shore
#

ezra cornell lookin some typa way tho...

next gulch
vital shore
#

i'm sorry

#

this is the real me

opal cobalt
#

Blatant cheating

next gulch
#

😨😨

raw flax
#

i am

#

UNO JOIN

raw hedgeBOT
#

A game has been registered with you as the leader! Once all players have joined, type uno start to begin the game!

The rules for this game are:

DECKS                 = 1
INITIAL_CARDS         = 7
DRAW_SKIP             = true
REVERSE_SKIP          = true
MUST_PLAY             = false
CALLOUTS              = true
CALLOUT_PENALTY       = 2
FALSE_CALLOUT_PENALTY = 2
DRAW_AUTOPLAY         = false
OUTPUT_SCORE          = false

You can configure these or get a description with the rules command (uno rules <key> [value])

next gulch
#

uno join

raw hedgeBOT
#

You have joined the game! Please wait for it to start.

nimble thorn
#

uno join

raw hedgeBOT
#

You have joined the game! Please wait for it to start.

quasi bolt
#

Uno join

raw hedgeBOT
#

You have joined the game! Please wait for it to start.

muted hearth
#

!cornel

next gulch
#

caught in 4k

quasi bolt
#

Y’all join the game

muted hearth
#

i cant spell

quasi bolt
muted hearth
#

NOOOO

shadow ice
#

uno join

raw hedgeBOT
#

You have joined the game! Please wait for it to start.

vital shore
#

!cornell

quasi bolt
#

Can’t even spell the school correctly

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours, 40 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 481 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

raw flax
#

should i start

vital shore
#

hah

#

im sm better

shadow ice
#

erza cornell my beloved ❀️ (secret lurking aos please notice0

quasi bolt
#

Uhhhh wait til the next minute

next gulch
#

LMFAO

gentle basalt
#

dear god

raw flax
#

uno start

raw hedgeBOT
#

Thfwwp! The deck has been shuffled.

vital shore
#

where do i get more πŸ’›

raw hedgeBOT
#

The game has begun with 5 players! The currently flipped card is: Green 3.

It is now eagle's turn!

nimble thorn
#

i would say i love leland stanford jr but

next gulch
#

ZADDY πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ€©πŸ€©

nimble thorn
#

bro was 15 when he died

shadow ice
#

LOLOL

next gulch
#

ok in gonna stop

vital shore
vital shore
quasi bolt
#

Eagle play card?

raw flax
#

uno play green 0

raw hedgeBOT
#

You have to specify a valid color! Colors are red, yellow, green, and blue.
uno play <color> <value>

next gulch
#

dont put the <>

quasi bolt
#

It’s uno play green 0

shadow ice
#

^

raw flax
#

uno play green 0

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Green 0 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

next gulch
#

uno play green 8

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Green 8 has been played.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

brazen narwhal
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
23 hours and 39 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 482 times.
That's 0.54 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
#

my hand goes crazy (i only havw two colors)

opal cobalt
#

!nyu

#

): no work

raw flax
#

my hands as

nimble thorn
#

uno play green 1

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Green 1 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

quasi bolt
#

Uno play green +2

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Green +2 has been played. Whackamoley109 picks up 2 cards! Tough break. Also, skip a turn!

It is now eagle's turn!

raw flax
#

fuck you

quasi bolt
#

:>

shadow ice
#

oh fru

#

:(

next gulch
#

😭

quasi bolt
#

Not even you who got skipped

raw flax
#

uno play green 1

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Green 1 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

raw flax
next gulch
#

uno play green 9

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Green 9 has been played.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

nimble thorn
#

dw what if i fuck milk over

#

after all, i dont have any greens

quasi bolt
#

I will +4 your ass

nimble thorn
#

no u

#

uno play wild+4

raw hedgeBOT
#

You played a wild card! In your next message, say just the color you want the wild card to be.

next gulch
#

o

nimble thorn
#

red

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Red WILD+4 has been played. Kevin.L picks up 4! The current color is now Red! Also, skip a turn!

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

quasi bolt
#

Well shit

nimble thorn
#

❀️

next gulch
#

LOL

nimble thorn
#

LMFAO

#

IM SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON IM SORRY

shadow ice
#

uno play red 5

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Red 5 has been played.

It is now eagle's turn!

raw flax
#

uno play red 7

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Red 7 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

next gulch
#

uno draw card

raw hedgeBOT
#

eymae picked up a card.

A Red 7 was played last.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

nimble thorn
#

what if i fuck you over again

#

uno play red skip

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Red SKIP has been played. Sorry, Kevin.L! Skip a turn!

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

quasi bolt
#

Hey watch out, im pulling up to stanford with a +4

next gulch
#

😭😭

raw flax
#

what am i doing with my life i have a final tm and im playing uno in a discord channel wtfπŸ˜‚

shadow ice
#

hmm

vital shore
shadow ice
#

uno play red 0

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Red 0 has been played.

It is now eagle's turn!

raw flax
#

uno skip

opal cobalt
#

Once u get into Cornell who cares abt tht final (:

nimble thorn
#

oh also do you have to call uno?

raw flax
#

wait

quasi bolt
#

Nah

raw flax
#

how do you skip

next gulch
#

NOOO

nimble thorn
#

draw

next gulch
#

crying

raw flax
#

uno draw

shadow ice
#

uno help

raw hedgeBOT
#

eagle picked up a card.

A Red 0 was played last.

It is now eymae's turn!

#

:sparkles: UNO Commands :sparkles:

UNO HELP - Shows this message!
UNO SUPPORT - Gets a link to my support guild!
UNO JOIN - Joins (or creates) a game in the current channel!
UNO QUIT - Quits the game! Party pooper.
UNO START - Starts the game! Can only be used by the player who joined first.
UNO TABLE - Shows everyone at the table.
UNO PLAY <colour> <value> - Plays a card! Colours and values are interchangeable.
UNO PICKUP - Picks up a card!
UNO CALLOUT - Calls a player out for only having one card left!
UNO HAND - Checks your hand!
UNO RULES - Checks or sets the game rules!
UNO! - Let everyone know that you only have one card left!

You can execute up to two commands in a single message by separating them with &&!

Privacy Policy: https://github.com/Ratismal/UNO/blob/master/privacy.md

next gulch
#

uno play red +2

quasi bolt
#

Pick up

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Red +2 has been played. roaanoke picks up 2 cards! Tough break. Also, skip a turn!

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

nimble thorn
#

BRO

shadow ice
#

dangg

quasi bolt
#

Uno draw

nimble thorn
#

LET ME FUCK MILK OVER

raw hedgeBOT
#

Kevin.L picked up a card.

A Red +2 was played last.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

nimble thorn
#

😭

next gulch
#

it was my only red 😨😨

nimble thorn
#

ok im ngl

#

you kinda helped me fuck them over

shadow ice
#

uno play blue 9 && uno play yellow 9

raw hedgeBOT
#

Sorry, you can't play that card here!

#

Sorry, you can't play that card here!

nimble thorn
#

lmfao

vital shore
#

im sorry i just

shadow ice
#

aw

vital shore
#

i

next gulch
#

NOT THE CODE SYNTAX

quasi bolt
#

….

nimble thorn
#

bro.

shadow ice
#

wait whoops

nimble thorn
#

bro...

next gulch
#

GO AWAY

nimble thorn
#

achel...

shadow ice
#

uno play red reverse

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Red REVERSE has been played. Turns are now in reverse order!

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

raw flax
next gulch
#

oh uh

raw flax
nimble thorn
#

oh @next gulch

next gulch
#

oh no

quasi bolt
#

Uno play blue reverse

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Blue REVERSE has been played. Turns are now in reverse order!

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

shadow ice
#

huh

nimble thorn
#

NOOO

quasi bolt
#

Have your turn back

next gulch
#

😭😭

shadow ice
#

im testing if i can play two cards at once

next gulch
#

saved fr

shadow ice
#

uno play blue 9 && uno play yellow 9

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Blue 9 has been played.

It is now eagle's turn!

#

It's not your turn yet! It's currently eagle's turn.

raw flax
shadow ice
#

house rules

#

whoops

raw flax
#

uno play blue

raw hedgeBOT
#

It doesn't seem like you have that card! Try again.

raw flax
#

uno play blue 1

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Blue 1 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

raw flax
#

fuck

nimble thorn
#

dont worry! its okay! i will find a way

next gulch
#

uno play blue 5

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Blue 5 has been played.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

nimble thorn
#

to screw you over

#

πŸ˜„

#

uno play blue reverse

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Blue REVERSE has been played. Turns are now in reverse order!

It is now eymae's turn!

quasi bolt
#

Some cs kid should code that uno bot that allows for double placement

shadow ice
#

ikr

nimble thorn
#

so... hows your day?

shadow ice
#

house rules

next gulch
#

uno play blue 8

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Blue 8 has been played.

It is now eagle's turn!

raw flax
#

uno play wild

raw hedgeBOT
#

You played a wild card! In your next message, say just the color you want the wild card to be.

next gulch
#

oh

#

😭😭

raw flax
#

yellow

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Yellow WILD has been played. In case you missed it, the current color is now Yellow!

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

shadow ice
#

uno play yellow 9

raw hedgeBOT
#

A Yellow 9 has been played.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

quasi bolt
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Uno play yellow 3

next gulch
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someone pls

raw hedgeBOT
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A Yellow 3 has been played.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

nimble thorn
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uno play yellow 0

raw hedgeBOT
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A Yellow 0 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

next gulch
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uno play wild yellow

raw hedgeBOT
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A Yellow WILD has been played. In case you missed it, the current color is now Yellow!

It is now eagle's turn!

raw flax
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uno play yellow skip

raw hedgeBOT
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A Yellow SKIP has been played. Sorry, Whackamoley109! Skip a turn!

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

next gulch
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wait

quasi bolt
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Uno play yellow 2

raw hedgeBOT
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A Yellow 2 has been played.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

next gulch
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i chose rhe weong color

shadow ice
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dangg

next gulch
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😭😭😭

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go back

nimble thorn
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oh

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do you want me

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to change the color for you

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okay

next gulch
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no

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NOOO

nimble thorn
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uno play wild+4

raw hedgeBOT
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You played a wild card! In your next message, say just the color you want the wild card to be.

nimble thorn
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red

raw hedgeBOT
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A Red WILD+4 has been played. eymae picks up 4! The current color is now Red! Also, skip a turn!

It is now eagle's turn!

next gulch
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NDJEJNRJFGK

raw flax
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no

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bitch

quasi bolt
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DAMN

shadow ice
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LOl

next gulch
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😭😭😭

raw flax
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uno play red 3

raw hedgeBOT
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A Red 3 has been played.

It is now Whackamoley109's turn!

quasi bolt
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You ask and you receive

shadow ice
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uno pickup

raw hedgeBOT
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Whackamoley109 picked up a card.

A Red 3 was played last.

It is now Kevin.L's turn!

nimble thorn
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trash talking is so fun

raw flax
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uno!

raw hedgeBOT
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UNO!! eagle only has one card left!

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You've already said UNO!

next gulch
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πŸ˜“

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wtf

quasi bolt
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Uno draw

raw hedgeBOT
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Kevin.L picked up a card.

A Red 3 was played last.

It is now roaanoke's turn!

nimble thorn
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uno play red 8

raw hedgeBOT
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A Red 8 has been played.

It is now eymae's turn!

shadow ice
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someone reverse or