CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)

[glacial delta]

WAS IT THAT BAD

[next gulch]

literally cause what

[vital shore]

im in fear, what does challenge it mean

[forest heron]

yo guys cornell emailed me

[versed notch]

Stop 😭😭 I go on a2c to watch people

[surreal knot]

i mean i got an 89

not terrible

[gleaming galleon]

So how many kids is cornel taking this year?

[next gulch]

NOT TERRIBLE

[vital shore]

LMAO

[next gulch]

that's so asian of you

[forest heron]

cornell literally just emailed me

[vital shore]

i got much lower on my spanish regents

[glacial delta]

No way

[gentle basalt]

yoo??

[next gulch]

what'd they say??

[glacial delta]

What they say

[forest heron]

my tax return wasn’t signed apparently

[next gulch]

sorry ur not a baddie

omg 😭

[forest heron]

how tf do u sign it

[next gulch]

hold on

[vital shore]

o h

[muted hearth]

ur in dawg

[glacial delta]

Nah im now im rly submitting mines

[next gulch]

👀 👀

[vital shore]

i was abt to ask the same 😃 what does signing it mean

[gleaming galleon]

You forgot to sign it is one thing

[next gulch]

https://www.bu.edu/finaid/aid-basics/your-aid-your-bill/what-qualifies-as-a-signed-tax-return/

[surreal knot]

good lord

[gentle basalt]

ezra cornell finna be admitted

lets go

[next gulch]

i read this as "you should be admitted" and my heart stopped for you fr

[surreal knot]

yeah i had to do a similar thing with a citizenship affidavit

[muted hearth]

I didn't realize like literally everyone here was asian lol it's like self selection bias tho ig

[next gulch]

but it says "should you be admitted" 💀

[vital shore]

😔

[gleaming galleon]

Asking for tax forms isnt uncommon

[versed notch]

Also, I went to that school when they were hosting a contest (it kind of sucked, tornado flew over the school while I was there)

[next gulch]

bro?

[muted hearth]

asking for tax forms 2 days before the deadline is saying something

[forest heron]

bro u literally got in

[vital shore]

casually mentions a tornado

[forest heron]

thats practically a likely letter

[next gulch]

y'all need to touch grass bruh

[gleaming galleon]

Anybody else got asked for tax forms?

[next gulch]

no

reject 🫡

[muted hearth]

yall apply for aid?

[gentle basalt]

why hasnt cornell asked me for anything 😔 I'll literally submit anything for ezzy c

[gleaming galleon]

You signed your tax forms

[surreal knot]

i got asked for my citizenship status bc apparently the ssa didnt register me as a us citizen

[forest heron]

i dont qualify (80K+ efc) but I still submitted the css profile + fafsa

[versed notch]

Texas

[forest heron]

idek why I wasted money submitting the css profile tbh

[next gulch]

i don't qualify and i didn't submit fafsa/css

[forest heron]

bay area gang rise up

[next gulch]

literally

my mom was like "you have no hope of aid"

[vital shore]

same, scared the shi out of me

[next gulch]

thanks mom

[versed notch]

It's an average day in Texas, it doesn't phase me anymore 😭

[forest heron]

yea im not submitting css profile to rd schools

[gleaming galleon]

me and my 2 siblings going to posh ass private schools full tuition and getting an 11k efc from cornell lmao

[forest heron]

bro hacked the system

[vital shore]

im confused, how high does efc go??

[next gulch]

hoping i get merit scholarships in rd though

[surreal knot]

DUDE i thought i was gonna get deported i was in shambles

[muted hearth]

bro my friend has a 400k etc

efc

[next gulch]

???

[vital shore]

HAHAHAH RIGHT

[forest heron]

how tf does that even work

[gleaming galleon]

ik a girl with an 18 mil home

[vital shore]

H U H

[next gulch]

bro is going to hustlers university

[muted hearth]

idk thats just what he said

[forest heron]

hes capping

[muted hearth]

maybe he's capping but idk

[vital shore]

i feel so broke in this chat

i have 0 efc-

[gentle basalt]

cornell thread needs a skullboard (replacing starboard)

[next gulch]

cough cough atherton cough cough hillsborough

[muted hearth]

that's good then you're actually set for aid

[surreal knot]

poorest bay area kid

[versed notch]

I feel broke as well 😭😭

[gleaming galleon]

nah Pacific Heights

[forest heron]

GUYS TELL ME STUFF ABOUT PORTAL ASTROLOGY

i need to cope

[next gulch]

is that in sf 😭

[vital shore]

i prefer having money :(

[gleaming galleon]

yeah its the rich part

[muted hearth]

okay you're right

but like

mad aid

[vital shore]

it's gotten desperate

[next gulch]

chill out

go touch grass i'm not even kidding

[forest heron]

wait so what do i do

[gleaming galleon]

Yall get the boys and play some beer pong or some shit take your mind off this

[forest heron]

my Cornell portal has the word "cornell" on it

[gleaming galleon]

SIGN YOUR TAX FORMS

[next gulch]

sit and wait bruh

[forest heron]

does that mean I got in

how to sign

[gentle basalt]

yes

[versed notch]

If you see text on your portal, you got in

[gentle basalt]

you're in bro

[gleaming galleon]

IT MEANS YOU DIDNT SIGN YOUR TAX FORMS

[forest heron]

it’s an electronic tax return

[next gulch]

did you see the link i sent you?

[forest heron]

do i just ask my parents to type their name there

[next gulch]

or like bring it up with your parents

[surreal knot]

boss you need to calm down LOL it aint that serious

[forest heron]

yeah i saw but i’m still confused lmao

[gleaming galleon]

depends. if it's the 1040 probs

[forest heron]

yeah it’s a 1040

[next gulch]

yeah you can type or do an esignature

[gleaming galleon]

yeah thats ur parents

[forest heron]

like just typing ur name is fine?

[versed notch]

Disregard anything it says, if they really didn't want you they wouldn't have said anything

[next gulch]

sooo true

[gentle basalt]

^^

[next gulch]

(idk what you said)

[vital shore]

why'd that remind me of the "if he wanted to he would" thing

[next gulch]

it's true though

[forest heron]

WHY WOULD THEY JUST SAY THIS LMAO they’ve had my thing for the past 2 weeks

[next gulch]

if he wanted to he would 🙄

[gleaming galleon]

they have thousands of apps to sort out so they probs just got to you now at the very least

[next gulch]

bruh

thats not a good sign 😭

[gleaming galleon]

It doesnt mean anything bro

[next gulch]

no i mean that aos are still going through apps

[gleaming galleon]

They are

[glacial delta]

Nah bro ur def in or smth😭

[forest heron]

nah bro he got in

[glacial delta]

No way they would jst send it 2 days before

[forest heron]

why would they give it so late

[vital shore]

at least they're procrastinators like us 😃

[next gulch]

i hope they did mine first and were like "wow this girl is impressive fr" before seeing the rest of the applicants

[versed notch]

They're probably on their 6th monster energy

[vital shore]

HAHAHA true

[forest heron]

isn’t fin aid and admissions completely different

[vital shore]

i hope they looked at mine drunk and on drugs

[tacit spear]

yes

[surreal knot]

yeah

[next gulch]

they always claim that

[forest heron]

they say that

but its cap

[gleaming galleon]

Yall quit the astrology

[forest heron]

bro it makes sense

[next gulch]

exactly lol

[forest heron]

did anyone else get that email

[next gulch]

just wait 48 hrs!!

chill out

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 14 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 226 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

48 hours?

[forest heron]

why would they want to ask for financial aid verification for a rejeceted applicant

[gleaming galleon]

Bro we aint sherlock holmes here

[shadow ice]

😭

[next gulch]

more like 45

OMG

it's whackamoley

[muted hearth]

The admissions and aid separate thing is juste straight cap

[vital shore]

oof its late

[forest heron]

frrr

[gleaming galleon]

CUZ HE DIDNT SIGN HIS TAX FORMS

[shadow ice]

hi

[next gulch]

how are your brain cells today

[shadow ice]

on life support

[forest heron]

financial aid knows whether u got in. if u got in -> they ask for the signing of tax forms, etc. if u got rejected -> they dont give a fuck then

[shadow ice]

shriveling

[next gulch]

oh

oh no

[shadow ice]

my friends and i are gonna do zoom roulette at 6:55pm

[vital shore]

are the accept letters the ones w the bold text at the front

[shadow ice]

est

12/15

[vital shore]

i do not want to have to read sentences tmr

thursday*

[forest heron]

yeah

[next gulch]

the brain cells were hypertonic 😔

[shadow ice]

a bunch of us have our decisions out then so we're spinning a wheel and figuring out who opens first

[next gulch]

omg

[versed notch]

I would give you mine to borrow, but I can't do anything engineering related

[next gulch]

isn't that stressful

[next gulch]

me too

🥹

[shadow ice]

i mean it actually reduces some of our stress

we get to cheer or sob together

[next gulch]

what if some get in and some don't

[shadow ice]

well we know its gonna happen right

some are dif schools

[forest heron]

then we sell acceptance letters right

[shadow ice]

a bunch are cornell too

[next gulch]

yeah but still

[shadow ice]

so

frick

but yeah

[next gulch]

oh okay

i need to have plans after they come out

[forest heron]

$5K FOR AN ED ACCEPTANCE LETTER WITH NO AID. $90K FOR AN ED ACCEPTANCE LETTER WITH FULL RIDE.

CHOOSE WISELY

[next gulch]

maybe i'll watch a movie or something 😭

[forest heron]

WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

[shadow ice]

one of my friends is watching the new avatar movie directly after

but for me i think ill be too depressed afterwards so i just plan to sleep

[vital shore]

the plan is to finally start my RD supps 😔

[next gulch]

if i get rejected then whenever i think about that movie i'll think about my rejection

i think i need a movie that i can bind the sadness to

[surreal knot]

yessirrrrr gotta do 15 more

[vital shore]

i havnet done anything in the past few eweks ahaha

[surreal knot]

same

[vital shore]

oof i have 14-

[next gulch]

like the worst movie i won't care about

[tacit spear]

$5k

lol

[forest heron]

damn

[tacit spear]

cornell alrdy pays me 12k per yr of my college education

🤩

c uz my dads an assistant professor

at weill

[versed notch]

I plan to ask my friend next year to drive me to the store and buy a cake or something so I can eat my feelings out, rejection or acception

[vital shore]

??? woah

[next gulch]

i'll watch tros and cry even harder after

[tacit spear]

so if they reject me screw them i still get their money

[spiral nebula]

Hi

[tacit spear]

hi

[vital shore]

hi

[next gulch]

hi

[lost wasp]

hi

[versed notch]

Hello

[spiral nebula]

Good luck to you all

[tacit spear]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 8 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 227 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[spiral nebula]

Is your decision also the 15th

[next gulch]

yes

😭

[lost wasp]

yeah

[spiral nebula]

Me too

We got this

[tacit spear]

!jhu

[calm swift]

Johns Hopkins University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
2 days, 17 hours and 8 minutes until the decision date

[tacit spear]

why

why jhu

[next gulch]

12k messages

[vital shore]

3 pm

[surreal knot]

3 pm LOL

[vital shore]

immediately as school lets out-

[surreal knot]

good lord

[lost wasp]

rip

[vital shore]

im jealous of the 4pm nyu kids tho

i need to preoccupy myself until 7pm

[next gulch]

sleep

[lost wasp]

i've got exams that day

[vital shore]

i have a macro test friday

[lost wasp]

stress but redirected

[vital shore]

ahaha

all my plans revolve arnd this decision

this is so stressful :/

[forest heron]

!stanford

[calm swift]

Leland Stanford Junior University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671235200> in your local time
2 days, 21 hours and 6 minutes until the decision date

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 228 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 229 times.
That's 0.34 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 230 times.
That's 0.34 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 231 times.
That's 0.34 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 232 times.
That's 0.34 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[lost wasp]

do you guys know how good of a chance a likely letter means

[forest heron]

rip

[next gulch]

imagine getting a likely and getting rejected

[lost wasp]

i'll cry

[glacial delta]

1 day 21 hrs

Man

[vital shore]

are we sure?

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 4 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 233 times.
That's 0.34 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[glacial delta]

Sorry 4 mins

[next gulch]

bruh

[glacial delta]

Ok thats enough stressing for today

[muted hearth]

the rate is going up

[glacial delta]

We move ig🤩

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 3 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 234 times.
That's 0.34 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 3 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 235 times.
That's 0.34 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 3 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 236 times.
That's 0.35 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

for good measure

[vital shore]

you can just choose to do this? 😃

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 3 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 237 times.
That's 0.35 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

we can never be too certain

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 3 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 238 times.
That's 0.35 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

!corn

[sweet pivot]

scared asf

[vital shore]

L

[muted hearth]

putting the L in cornL

[versed notch]

Do you think the video will change if you get it to a bigger number?

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 3 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 239 times.
That's 0.35 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 3 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 240 times.
That's 0.35 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 3 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 241 times.
That's 0.35 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

one way to find out

[vital shore]

scientific experimentation

should've put this as an EC

[next gulch]

ngl my therapist brought this up once but it's literally never worked for me

[forest heron]

!uva

yes

[next gulch]

like some people can actually work to stress in certain sections of time

[versed notch]

Ezra Cornell would be proud

[surreal knot]

bruh wait i just clicked that link and realized what it was LOL

[vital shore]

i did eng :(

[next gulch]

and then avoid it for the rest of the day

😭

[gleaming galleon]

I did hist

[vital shore]

THE TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS?

such girlbosses tbh

[next gulch]

🤓 🤓 <- them probably

[forest heron]

https://tenor.com/bicO7.gif

[vital shore]

i think cas? bc eng has a math rec req?

[next gulch]

why are all of you cs 😭

[vital shore]

but also theyre kinda lenient ab it?

im not sure

[gleaming galleon]

nerds

[vital shore]

bc its fun!

[gleaming galleon]

I'm a history major who knows how to code

[forest heron]

cs pays good

[cosmic cove]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 1 minute until the decision date
This command has been used 242 times.
That's 0.35 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[sweet pivot]

oh my I think more ppl get into cs through eng too

[glacial delta]

yeah you jst have to admit to yourself that ur prolly gonna get rejected or deferred so theres no point in stressin if you alr know

[gleaming galleon]

Hope I dont get lumped in with the CS kids

[lost wasp]

yep 0_0

[vital shore]

so true bestie <3

[glacial delta]

but youll prolly get in

[next gulch]

LMAO

[glacial delta]

i jst know my chances lmfaoo

[surreal knot]

this is the correct mindset! we move

[vital shore]

:( we're cool tho

[sweet pivot]

do uk anyone else who did lol

[glacial delta]

exactly

[next gulch]

avg engineer does not shower for months (real)

[vital shore]

i cant move on and start my RD supps until this is taken care of >:(

[gleaming galleon]

legit im worried about that cuz I wanted to be an engineer for a bit and joined robotics and everything then I was like "nah," I've always loved history and I fucking hate math

[lost wasp]

nah im the only person ik who applied

[vital shore]

showering is for the weak and you know it

[sweet pivot]

oh lol how r u feeling ab ur chances

[lost wasp]

ROBOTICS MINOR ROBOTICS MINOR ROBOTICS MINOR

[next gulch]

no

[vital shore]

there are robotics minors???

[lost wasp]

I got a likely letter so hopefully good

[vital shore]

robotics is so cool but i legit have no idea how to get started w it

everyone is just so smart-

[gleaming galleon]

I did talk about how I could see myself contributing to their Formula SAE team in the Why Us essay.

[sweet pivot]

damn congrats

[surreal knot]

me doing applied math 🧍‍♂️

[next gulch]

nerd

[lost wasp]

huge dub

[tacit spear]

me applying BME

[vital shore]

all cornell applicants nerds tbh

[forest heron]

can i just print the tax return

and ask my dad to sign it

[gleaming galleon]

why tf would you print

[forest heron]

and then scan

[gleaming galleon]

oh

[lost wasp]

thanks, how r u feeling?

[gleaming galleon]

that could work if its a pdf thing

[next gulch]

unless recruited athletes

but yea

[versed notch]

I don't see why you can't?

[muted hearth]

just sign it electronically at that pt

[gleaming galleon]

hoes be getting likelies and I get ghosted

[sweet pivot]

idek at this pt I think my essay was pretty good?

[next gulch]

🤨

[muted hearth]

they needa start sending out unlikelies fr

[gleaming galleon]

Like I've got this for a scattergram and yall making me anxious still:

[vital shore]

fr give me a clue

[next gulch]

at that point just reject me

[sweet pivot]

bruh that scattergram is so good do you go to a private school?

[lost wasp]

always a good thing-- good luck!!

[gleaming galleon]

yeah but we're top 300

Nothing special

[surreal knot]

mickey scattergram

[lost wasp]

bro it got shapes and everything

[surreal knot]

bro goes to a feeder

[next gulch]

priv school students 😒 it's okay i'm just jealous

[gleaming galleon]

We do kind of feed to catholic schools since we're catholic

[vital shore]

naviance is cute too <3

[gleaming galleon]

One kid yeah

[surreal knot]

DUDE NAVIANCE

[frozen swan]

some one in my school got in as a athlete

[surreal knot]

i hate that website

[vital shore]

LMAOOO

[frozen swan]

would that make it less likely for some one else to get in?

[vital shore]

it's so hard to scroll </3

[gleaming galleon]

Kid's roughly in the top 20% at my school

[forest heron]

test optional?

[gleaming galleon]

shit idk

[sweet pivot]

probably very good ecs

[next gulch]

4.3 gpa "not particularly high"

[gleaming galleon]

Knowing my school, unlikely

[forest heron]

prolly triple legacy

[next gulch]

crystal grade inflation makes me seethe tbh

[vital shore]

crystal what

[surreal knot]

crystal meth

[gleaming galleon]

Crystal Springs Uplands

[muted hearth]

crystal meth

[next gulch]

crystal springs private school

[gleaming galleon]

posh private school

[vital shore]

o h

are there private schools that aren't posh..?

[next gulch]

crystal is like the posh one though

[gleaming galleon]

Well, mine is top 300

[surreal knot]

bro just doxxed himself

[gleaming galleon]

Crystal is like top 20 in the nation

[forest heron]

ugh u guys can see majors? we cant 😦

[vital shore]

man i dont know what top 300 means

so it's like posh but not posh posh?

maaaan

[forest heron]

lmao we beat crystal high school in basketball

[gleaming galleon]

You wont beat us in lacrosse, we're top 5 at one point last year

[forest heron]

does a finaid email count as a likely 💀

[next gulch]

my friend goes but idk why he even goes 😭 but he knows like the randomest people

[forest heron]

yes

[sweet pivot]

what was the #1 productivity tip that worked for you guys lol i’ve been having weeks just accomplishing nothing

[vital shore]

is it comparable to my little pony's crystal prep high <3

[muted hearth]

bro you are IN mark my words

[forest heron]

^

[next gulch]

😍 never

[vital shore]

mlp was so fire back in middle school

[frozen swan]

whats a finaid email?

[forest heron]

THEY ONLY SEND OUT FINANCIAL AID VERIFICATION TO ACCEPTED STUDENTS

[cosmic cove]

for intl yes

[forest heron]

#fakesport

[next gulch]

real

lacrosse 🥱

[autumn swift]

how do you know

[next gulch]

it feels like a frat bro sport

[gleaming galleon]

Now I wanna ask my counselor if that;s true

[frozen swan]

this fr?

[forest heron]

it makes sense. why would they waste time sending out financial aid requests to rejected students

[vital shore]

the day before decisions-

[forest heron]

they could do it for deferred ppl too

[cosmic cove]

that's only true for intl students

[muted hearth]

it is 2 days before decision day

[jovial yarrow]

just chill and focus on one thing without worrying about your swarm of work or deadlines

[cosmic cove]

everyone in the US receives them email to submit fin. aid docuements

[forest heron]

deferrred is good for cornell

maybe admisisons just gives a list of competitive applicants and they do finaid for them

[vital shore]

we haven't done the anxious tick thing in a while

[cosmic cove]

what?

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 51 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 243 times.
That's 0.35 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[glacial delta]

nah everyone gets them

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 51 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 244 times.
That's 0.36 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

mhm good shit

[frozen swan]

not that it matters but would having a recruited athlete in ur school lower chances?

[muted hearth]

the person in question got the email recently

[sweet pivot]

the problem is I do this and don’t know what to do and end up not doing anything the whole day

[glacial delta]

i checked reddit lmfaoo

[forest heron]

i didnt get it lmao

[gleaming galleon]

Aight I'll update yall with what my counselor says since she's tight with hella schools

[cosmic cove]

is he from US?

[gleaming galleon]

Private school advantage

[muted hearth]

yes but it's 2 days before decision day

[forest heron]

about the financial aid shit?

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah\

[muted hearth]

and he didnt sign his 1040

[cosmic cove]

isn't it need blind for US ctizens

[forest heron]

bet

[glacial delta]

tyty

[forest heron]

can u send link

[surreal knot]

i think so

[cosmic cove]

Idk too much about how it goes for US ctizens lol

[jovial yarrow]

start with any one thing that's the most fun/easy

[cosmic cove]

but whatever he is saying is true for intl

[forest heron]

but considering 95% of people received that request, idk if everyone got in

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 49 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 245 times.
That's 0.36 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 49 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 246 times.
That's 0.36 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

161399 seconds

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 49 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 247 times.
That's 0.36 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

thank you 🫡

[lost wasp]

/cornell

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 49 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 248 times.
That's 0.36 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

School's obviously not open rn so Ill probs get an answer by tomorrow

[frozen swan]

some one was recruited in my school, would that lower chances for others?

[lost wasp]

nah

[gleaming galleon]

I sure hope not

[glacial delta]

im trying to find lmfao

[gleaming galleon]

A homie of mine got into Cornell as an OL

[surreal knot]

if we harnessed the stress from all of your brains it could power the entire eastern seaboard

[gleaming galleon]

AND HES APPLYING TO CAS SAME AS ME

[glacial delta]

but the replies were mean

[next gulch]

@vital shore

💀

[lost wasp]

bruh

[glacial delta]

i dont think you need that negative energy rn

[versed notch]

...

[gleaming galleon]

My school's in the top 300 lmao

Our campus is prettier than Lowell's by miles tho

[frozen swan]

there are rankings for high schools?

[next gulch]

ik 😭 😭 he isn't even applying to any competitive schools

he's doing csus and a few UCs

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah for some kids the Ivy grind starts by going to feeder preschools in NY

[versed notch]

......

[gleaming galleon]

Dont do that to your kids

[next gulch]

NOT THE FEEDER PRESCHOOLS

[gleaming galleon]

Not even exagerrating

[versed notch]

I can't like be fr

[lost wasp]

my school isn't even ranked nationally 💀

[versed notch]

Mine barely ranks in my state

[next gulch]

apparently my school is highly ranked on niche but i don't believe it lol

WAIT GUNN IS #1 PUBLIC?

[gleaming galleon]

Fr tho despite all that yall make it sound like your schools are insanely sweaty

[lost wasp]

slaying

[next gulch]

i thought it'd dip after the cluster suicides and ap restrictions tbh

[gleaming galleon]

God Gunn is still a shithole imo

[versed notch]

????

[next gulch]

umich takes a lot of their seniors

[gleaming galleon]

Rather go to fuckin St Francis or some shit

[next gulch]

google it

or don't if you don't want to lol

[surreal knot]

bruh niche gave my school a c+ in diversity LOL

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah Gunn's a school so competitive kids jump on railroad tracks

[forest heron]

palo alto momemnt

[next gulch]

they have parents volunteer to watch the tracks

it's really sad

idk if they still do anymore

[forest heron]

tracks?

[slim tendon]

train tracks

rip

[next gulch]

train tracks

[gleaming galleon]

yeah caltrain

[vital shore]

OOF

those are stats alright 😃

[next gulch]

my cousin went and she said they have 1 or 2 a year

[vital shore]

crystal prep high tho >

[next gulch]

it's really awful

idk why anyone would willingly go to gunn

[gleaming galleon]

This is why I like SF and Marin better

[next gulch]

marin is so gentrified though

[gleaming galleon]

If you're living in Palo Alto send your kid to a WCAL school

[gleaming galleon]

bruh and Palo Alto isn't?

[next gulch]

it gives white horseback riders w/ $15 coffees energy

[forest heron]

do u take bart?

[gleaming galleon]

nah I commute from the peninsula

[next gulch]

i mean east palo alto 💀 so you're not wrong

[lost wasp]

i didnt even know prep school drama was a thing

[forest heron]

lucky u

[lost wasp]

wild

[next gulch]

sf public transportation is so ass

[forest heron]

its fire

[gleaming galleon]

There's mad rivalries between them

[forest heron]

with the new muni line

[next gulch]

ok the muni is nice

[gleaming galleon]

Apparently my school has the "oldest football rivalry west of the mississipi" or some shit

[lost wasp]

different tax bracket

[next gulch]

i hate the sound bart makes though

• sf buses are a diff level

[forest heron]

i bet u take like caltrain or some shit

[next gulch]

there's never a bus where everyone is normal and quiet

LMAO

[glacial delta]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 41 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 249 times.
That's 0.36 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[glacial delta]

prolly gonna be .90 by tmmrw

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 40 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 250 times.
That's 0.36 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frozen swan]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 40 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 251 times.
That's 0.37 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

wdym .90

you mean 0.09 times an hour 😭

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 40 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 252 times.
That's 0.37 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frozen swan]

this is a cornell moment

[surreal knot]

no wonder why they had to add nets under the bridges

[frozen swan]

💀

[vital shore]

fr cornell kids crazy

[versed notch]

That's horrifying wth

[vital shore]

i could never

anyways

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 39 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 253 times.
That's 0.37 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

anyways ✨ 💅

[frozen swan]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 254 times.
That's 0.37 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 255 times.
That's 0.37 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 256 times.
That's 0.37 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 257 times.
That's 0.37 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 258 times.
That's 0.38 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frozen swan]

when is cornell decision date??

[vital shore]

whoever made this command crying tears of joy rn

this is what true engineering prowess is

[forest heron]

15th 7pm est

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 259 times.
That's 0.38 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 260 times.
That's 0.38 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frozen swan]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 261 times.
That's 0.38 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 262 times.
That's 0.38 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 263 times.
That's 0.38 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 264 times.
That's 0.38 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

guys lets get it to 0.4 times per hour

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 265 times.
That's 0.39 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 266 times.
That's 0.39 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frozen swan]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 267 times.
That's 0.39 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 268 times.
That's 0.39 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frozen swan]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 269 times.
That's 0.39 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 270 times.
That's 0.39 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 271 times.
That's 0.39 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 272 times.
That's 0.4 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 273 times.
That's 0.4 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 274 times.
That's 0.4 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

please

[vital shore]

LETS GOOOO

[versed notch]

Do you think a mod's going to put us on slow mo

[next gulch]

no

[vital shore]

not even a 0.40 tho

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 36 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 275 times.
That's 0.4 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 36 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 276 times.
That's 0.4 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

👀

[frozen swan]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 36 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 277 times.
That's 0.4 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

wait what does it mean 0.4 times an hour

we need to hurry up!!! wtf

[forest heron]

bro no way mod puts us on slow mode we're the only ppl who are actually active

[next gulch]

1.0 please

[vital shore]

AHAHHA

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 36 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 278 times.
That's 0.4 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

we're the majority fr

[lost wasp]

cornell doesnt have enough mental health services to accept your neurotic asses

[vital shore]

mob rule

[next gulch]

4.0 gpa we're coming for you

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 36 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 279 times.
That's 0.41 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[versed notch]

Lmao ok

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 36 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 280 times.
That's 0.41 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[frozen swan]

ayo there is a link

[versed notch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 36 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 281 times.
That's 0.41 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

for wat

oh yeah

[frozen swan]

in the command

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 35 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 282 times.
That's 0.41 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

the video ahaha

[frozen swan]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 35 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 283 times.
That's 0.41 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

why's every post on the berkeley subreddit a warnme screenshot

there's like 5 crimes a day there 😭

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 34 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 284 times.
That's 0.41 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 28 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 285 times.
That's 0.41 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 28 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 286 times.
That's 0.41 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 26 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 287 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 25 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 288 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[rapid nexus]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 19 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 289 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[rapid nexus]

crazy

[gleaming galleon]

Woah

[gentle basalt]

I just realized suny stands for state university of new york 💀

[graceful coral]

omg I remember the amount of warnmes I got when I did a summer course there

[gentle basalt]

I thought it was sunny spelled wrong

[gleaming galleon]

Alright update to the discussion earlier. My counselor says "sometimes," especially if you fucked up your financial aid

[graceful coral]

the course was literally online lmao

[gentle basalt]

visited berkeley this summer and saw some crimes waiting to happen lmao

[gleaming galleon]

But most of the time it just means you messed up your aid

[muted hearth]

@forest heron wait yo

on your fafsa did you use the IRS data transfer thing

[tacit spear]

My private school is so unposh

We’re jsut nerds

[gleaming galleon]

rough

[vital shore]

hmm

whats fancier about private schools?

are the teachers better

[gleaming galleon]

Honestly yeah

Mostly

[tacit spear]

Yes

Like only 5% bad teachers

[gleaming galleon]

YEah

Lowell teachers went on strike. My teachers dont

[tacit spear]

And kids are mostly intellectualists (value their education and have decent academic morals)

[gleaming galleon]

oook not at my school lmao

[tacit spear]

Also our buildings r cooler

And we have 285 acres

[vital shore]

285 acres-

what do u do w all that space 😃

[gleaming galleon]

We have around 12ish but we also have a sick ocean view

[tacit spear]

Its mostly forest

Cuz suburbs

Trails n stuff but some of our buildings r spread out

Like performing arts separate from main separate from science/middle school separate from lower school separate from gyms and fields

[ionic apex]

!Cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 20 hours and 6 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 290 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[forest heron]

yeah i did

idk why they still asked for it

[muted hearth]

ic yea that is odd

was your tax return like electronically filed

like a pdf

[forest heron]

yeah

i just printed it out and asked my parents to sign tho

and i just resubmitted through idoc

[muted hearth]

alr that's good

[forest heron]

does idoc automatically process and send new documents even if they already have the old one on file

[muted hearth]

yea it does

i think schools just get every new file in batches

[gleaming galleon]

oh my counselor answered your question above

[forest heron]

how did i fuck up my aid

[gleaming galleon]

You forgot to sign it didnt you?

[forest heron]

oh yeah

but whyd they ask for it in the first place

like they already have everything through fafsa why do they want the tax returns

[gleaming galleon]

They dont have everything tho thats why they have the css

IDK how aid works I just let my parents handle it

[forest heron]

so finaid email isnt likely letter? 💔

[gleaming galleon]

It could be a potential indicator, but it usually isn't. A likely letter would look like a likely letter.

I think one kid in this thread got one

Ask him about it

A homie of mine got one but he's a recruited Lineman

But yeah yall are making me paranoid when my scattergrams look like Cal poly

[lost obsidian]

🗿

[gleaming galleon]

Bruh my counselor just told me "get off social media you're gonna give yourself a heart attack" cuz I asked that question about financial aid astrology

[vital shore]

AHAHA

fair tbh

[gleaming galleon]

I cant lmao

[hollow crypt]

i dont think its a huge thing cuz there are intls like me who didnt apply for fin aid

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah I'll try my best not to join the cult of portal astrology

[next gulch]

bros counselor is on 24/7 call 😭

[gleaming galleon]

💀

[glacial delta]

what ur conselour say

[next gulch]

they sound really kind 🥹 your counselor is great

[meager basin]

the cult of portal astrology is like a really good social psychology experiment

[gleaming galleon]

pretty much "probably not"

[glacial delta]

not what?

[crude creek]

what verification? the idoc thing?

[vital shore]

bro the counselors at my school working overtime

my teachers will literally get back to me in 3-5 business days

[forest heron]

cornell doesnt send likelies right?

[next gulch]

my counselor ghosted me for 1 month even after waiting in her waiting room 😭

[vital shore]

my counselors will respond within 20 minutes as long as it's during her day

[gleaming galleon]

see here

[next gulch]

i had to corner her during lunch

[gleaming galleon]

They do

[vital shore]

LMAO i tried to find her in person and she dodged me like 3 times

[next gulch]

only for rd

[gleaming galleon]

Nah one kid here got one

[next gulch]

LOLOL she knew

what??!

athlete?

[gleaming galleon]

IDK

But one of my athlete friends who's a lineman for Cornell got one too

[forest heron]

for ed???

[gleaming galleon]

I think? Kid with the pokemon profile pic

[forest heron]

IN THE PORTAL?????

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah we're tight.

[forest heron]

oh no

wait i swear that has always been there

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah that has

[next gulch]

oh idk tbh

LOL

[gleaming galleon]

Since the day I applied

[next gulch]

cc capping

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah CC is worse than this thread

[next gulch]

i'll delete to prevent misinformation

[muted hearth]

surely they wouldnt leak something that easily

[next gulch]

CC is filled with tiger moms

[vital shore]

oh i was still reading that

i got scared

i was ab go to check

[forest heron]

mine has it too

[vital shore]

oh well

[gleaming galleon]

Dont worry about it, "transfer course syllabus" is on that dropdown menu too

[vital shore]

if anyone else has portal astrology, feel free to drop it

im feeling extra gullible atm

[forest heron]

i want a cornell likely wtf 💔

[glacial delta]

whats portal astrology

[next gulch]

"choose me pick me take advantage of my gullible mental state"

😭

[glacial delta]

oh

[next gulch]

how im feeling rn too tbh

[glacial delta]

time to check my hororrscope

[vital shore]

if taylor swift is a sagittarius

[gleaming galleon]

Speculating about random BS and jumping to conclusions on how that'll mean you're getting in. For example, that email sent about about how applying ED is binding

[vital shore]

and im also a sagittarius

that means im getting into nyu right

[forest heron]

i would give just abt anything to be accepted by cornell

[gleaming galleon]

There was a post or two about that on Reddit

[prisma solstice]

portal astrology is my coping mech

[vital shore]

give me $5000 and ill think abt it

[next gulch]

💀

[forest heron]

💀

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 48 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 291 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[glacial delta]

ooo

im liking my horoscope

[muted hearth]

portal astrology on the next level

[crude creek]

yeah, one of the main reasons I eded into cornell

[glacial delta]

believing this for once

[prisma solstice]

11:11 et everyone better be manifesting

[vital shore]

god damn it.

[gleaming galleon]

The Gods have spoken

[glacial delta]

NO WAY

[muted hearth]

half the server is bay area cs i doubt its 11:11 for most people

[vital shore]

im going to go have a mental break down

[gleaming galleon]

literally

[next gulch]

🥲

[glacial delta]

ay est

[gleaming galleon]

I feel like the only humanities guy here

Hope that helps

[glacial delta]

whats ur major

[next gulch]

ur r

[gleaming galleon]

History

[next gulch]

i hope it helps 🙏

[prisma solstice]

that oddly comforts me bc i applied cals

[crude creek]

lol thats def not needed to get into an ivy

[glacial delta]

yeah u are

lmfaoo

[gleaming galleon]

I've been obsessed with that shit since I was a kid

[muted hearth]

then you are prob chilling

i still dont get why uiuc has cs + crop dusting

[next gulch]

cals 🙏

[gleaming galleon]

Illinois

[next gulch]

who doesn't wanna dust crops

(me after only uw madison accepts me)

[vital shore]

blueberry farmers on top

[gleaming galleon]

And yeah CS has pretty big applications in agriculture too

[next gulch]

who doesn't wanna milk cows and grow corn everyday (me after uc davis)

[crude creek]

yes. I know bcs my mom submitted about 20 different files to the idoc

[muted hearth]

blueberry farmers more strike me as bottoms

[next gulch]

bro?

[vital shore]

for a second i was like hah you dont milk cows

and then i realized im dumb

the portal astrology is working

[muted hearth]

my idoc is full of shit

[next gulch]

actually i thought about this for a min and i agree

[muted hearth]

SEE

it makes sense

[vital shore]

????

h o w

[next gulch]

real

[vital shore]

actually

we dont need to discuss this 😌

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 292 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 293 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 294 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 295 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[crude creek]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 296 times.
That's 0.42 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[crude creek]

seems like time stopped

[vital shore]

so true

i want a festive pfp

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 297 times.
That's 0.43 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 298 times.
That's 0.43 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[crude creek]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-gif-26254840

[next gulch]

i'll only be festive once ezra accepts me

[crude creek]

cornell please notice me

[vital shore]

im a pick me only for cornell 💛

[next gulch]

real

[crude creek]

damn its actually following the time

[next gulch]

why does everyone in #📝-essays have crazy connected essays

[crude creek]

wdym?

[next gulch]

like "i connected my interest in professional fishkeeping to managing billion dollar hedge funds" or something

[muted hearth]

lmaoo

[next gulch]

idk how to explain it

[vital shore]

sigh

[deep drift]

it's what's called heavy embellishing

[vital shore]

i wanna be a good writer as well

[next gulch]

LMAO 💀

the dichotomy of a2c

[vital shore]

man, i dont even need to be good at cs to be a cs major

i just need to learn grammar

[next gulch]

you just need to embellish well

[vital shore]

who needs python syntax when u got english syntax tbh

[deep drift]

I mean who doesn't embellish their essays a bit to be showy but if it's absurdly cringe like "I am a fruit just like my billion dollar corporation which I use to feed homeless children in Ukraine with" it's embellishing and heavily forged edits

[next gulch]

ngl i feel really guilty embellishing

[next gulch]

not the fruit comparison 😭

[vital shore]

yeah, like, i understand metaphors

[deep drift]

I did something similar but with stuff more personal to me, I used a weird metaphor that was connected to my culture and then talked a lot about adaptability, perserverence, diligence, curosity, and dedicaton to my craft under the broader umbrella of experimentalism

[gleaming galleon]

I'm worried I was too direct in my essay

[vital shore]

but idk they seem far fetched at times

[gleaming galleon]

Like I literally stated direct things I value in some sentences

[vital shore]

i feel like direct has to be good? i doubt AOs are dissecting every essay for its true meaning

[next gulch]

wtff i couldn't even think of this

[deep drift]

I talked more about my interests and what interacting with them on a personal level taught me and how that's changed me overall

[crude creek]

for the common app?

[deep drift]

yep

[vital shore]

but ig a well written essay wouldnt be hard to dissect?

maaaan

[next gulch]

i worry i was too flowery

not as bad as the duke commonapp essay tho

[crude creek]

what did you apply to?

[next gulch]

"fear bubbled in my amygdala"

[vital shore]

icyy just came in and told us they already got into harvard

[deep drift]

my main issue was that my sentence length wasnt varied enough

[vital shore]

icyy just revealed they're a shoo in for harvard

[young vigil]

wait does everyone else have “waitlist correspondence” as a option in the drop-down menu for extra materials?

[gleaming galleon]

Fuck me, I kinda did something similar

[vital shore]

i think so yeah

[muted hearth]

yes it has always been there

[crude creek]

oh harvard lmao so im safe

[gleaming galleon]

Talked about how I loved exploring interests and shit

[young vigil]

ohh okok that scared me

for a sec

[vital shore]

what

excuse me

[deep drift]

unless ur romanian ur good trust

lmao

[next gulch]

let me find it lol

[vital shore]

i feel like i've just been caleld a slur

[next gulch]

https://essaysthatworked.com/duke-university#essay-93

[deep drift]

my metaphor was in relation to my mother making soup lolol

[muted hearth]

dyuke

[next gulch]

"I jerk away, fear bubbling in my amygdala as I look into the nonexistent eyes of my intruding visitor.

The moon illuminates a blob of pink squish as it draws back slowly, points its spindly hands towards my drink and asks: “Could I have some of that?” "

[vital shore]

...

[deep drift]

LMAO

[vital shore]

maaaaaan

at that poitn

imma just

[muted hearth]

that's mad flowery

[gleaming galleon]

The fuck?

[muted hearth]

mad fruity

[deep drift]

fear bubbling in my amygdala

[vital shore]

AAHHAA

[next gulch]

"The diamond leaves of gnarled oak trees throw spectrums of color onto mounds of frosty snow that gleam melancholily under the moonlight. The leaves chime as wind violently rustles them in a haunting melody. I splinter a leaf off its branch and inspect the shard of my illusion, eyes dancing with amusement."

[vital shore]

i might as well drop out rn tbh

[gleaming galleon]

My intro was 2 sentences before I got into the juice

[next gulch]

mfw the snow gleams melancholily

[vital shore]

i feel like my essay wasnt good at all the more i read other people's essays

mine was direct af, i dont know where i was going w it

[deep drift]

direct is good

[gleaming galleon]

Mine was direct and had a structure

[vital shore]

i best be hoping my AO was high when they read it

[deep drift]

it doesnt need to be flowery

[next gulch]

the paragraph of my essay was an intro but it was like the cringy "here's this one specific moment in my life"

[gleaming galleon]

I think I communicated all my values well ig

[deep drift]

i talked about three different things in my life

[next gulch]

dw i'm sure they're baked as hell

[deep drift]

astrophys, art, and music

[vital shore]

man i just value cornell i dont got all these intricate thoughts

i dnt think :(

[next gulch]

my commonapp was only about 1 thing

same lol 😭

[lusty chasm]

my commonapp essay was about my basement and how rooms and memories related to me 💀

i dont live in that house anymore

[deep drift]

thats based

[vital shore]

LMAOO