#CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)

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forest heron
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!penn

calm swiftBOT
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University of Pennsylvania Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 5 hours and 59 minutes until the decision date

grand crag
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(2)

wet magnet
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good luck guys

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cornell is definitely a university 👍

viscid rock
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 5 hours and 53 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 180 times.
That's 0.3 times an hour since this command was created!

cosmic cove
wet magnet
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I remember this kid bragging on some discord server about how 'cornell' sent him a hoodie

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cornell dont send no merch to its accepted applicants 🤣 mf got into purpnell

cosmic cove
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lol

wet magnet
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what college u applied for my friend

cosmic cove
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probably cornell 😂

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with university

wet magnet
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nah i meant college in cornell

cosmic cove
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A&S

wet magnet
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good shit

tacit spear
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Im appliying coe rd

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🙏

wet magnet
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ngl

tacit spear
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☹️

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Shh

cosmic cove
wet magnet
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jk ur goated

tacit spear
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Im applying jhu ed

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So icouldnt

wet magnet
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respect

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Johns Hopkins is amazing

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its like cornell in the sense that it produces work horses in industry

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in their case its medicine

cosmic cove
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lol

wet magnet
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Colleges really split into two types imo

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Colleges that produce working machines and colleges that produce innovators

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Cornell def the first category

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Brown is probably second or something idk

cosmic cove
wet magnet
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What major you applying?

tacit spear
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Caltech is both tho ngl

wet magnet
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True

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Caltech kids crazy

cosmic cove
wet magnet
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Much respect

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I met a guy who’s double majoring philosophy and physics

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Bro studying to become God himself

regal canyon
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Anybody heard about psychology or cog sci? Everytime I search up Cornell I see people doing mainly computer science or engineering

glacial delta
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Did anyone apply to human ecology?

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Is hbhs a hard major to get into?

wet magnet
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^ me actually

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Im a human development major

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Relative to the entirety of Cornell, HBHS isn’t like an insanely hard major to get into

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Besides I’m pretty sure admits are based on college not majors

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But it’s still competitive

wet magnet
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We have a really good psychology department

forest heron
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Did anyone hear get a request for Q1 grades?

wet magnet
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My professor has an insane background

tacit spear
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My friend at cornell does psych

wet magnet
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Ultimately Cornell is Cornell and even if it’s a school known for business and CS, it still has amazing programs throughout

tacit spear
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Either ‘26 or ‘25

wet magnet
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Which is nice cus it gives options

regal canyon
gleaming galleon
prime arrow
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when do decisions come out

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@gleaming galleon do you know

muted hearth
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 5 hours and 1 minute until the decision date
This command has been used 182 times.
That's 0.3 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

crude creek
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 4 hours and 46 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 183 times.
That's 0.3 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 4 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 184 times.
That's 0.3 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

hollow cedar
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lets get that to 200 times today guys

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 4 hours and 39 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 185 times.
That's 0.3 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

viscid rock
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 4 hours and 27 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 186 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

alpine prawn
near pivot
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 4 hours and 8 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 187 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

maiden egret
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 4 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 188 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

marble marsh
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 4 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 189 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

maiden egret
gleaming galleon
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Nobody should, according to their website

pine agate
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 3 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 190 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 3 hours and 29 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 191 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 3 hours and 29 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 192 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 3 hours and 29 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 193 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 3 hours and 29 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 194 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 3 hours and 29 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 195 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 3 hours and 29 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 196 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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there we go

minor oyster
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bro u good?

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💀

forest heron
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!Cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 3 hours and 4 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 197 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

muted hearth
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💀 the video link

weak python
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you guys are mentally ill

regal canyon
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Wow not my dumbass confused about the different times. I thought that was in my time zone the whole time

forest heron
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the bot should automatically show ur local time

regal canyon
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It keeps changing drastically for me

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Idk why

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I’ll delete the app and re download

crude creek
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 2 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 198 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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hi cornellians

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are u guys excited

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e

trail smelt
crude creek
forest heron
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the cornell thread using !cornell to speed up decisions be like

steady lava
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 2 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 200 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

maiden egret
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!rice

wet magnet
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In one year some of you mfs gonna be in this gym taking the intro CS final like every other human who goes to Cornell

tacit spear
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What if u got a 5 on ap cs

wet magnet
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Cus there’s 800 people in the class 💀

forest heron
tacit spear
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Ok but like comp sci is fun

forest heron
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i got 4

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damn

tacit spear
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That building doesnt look fun tho

wet magnet
forest heron
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the building looks sus

tacit spear
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Mfw im currently learning college level data analytics with python

maiden egret
tacit spear
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Imagine if im forced to retake intro ca

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Cs

wet magnet
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I didn’t even realize

tacit spear
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Id cry

wet magnet
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This year clubs were out on the quad and it rained like hell

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That was such a chaotic day

alpine prawn
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anyone apply cs engineering

muted hearth
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You're in good company lol

autumn wren
crude creek
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who applied electrical and computer engineering

trail smelt
shadow ice
shadow ice
crude creek
shadow ice
crude creek
shadow ice
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icic

minor oyster
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how do u know if ur in

crude creek
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I used to do the other competitions but I forgot what they were called

minor oyster
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how do u know if ur in

shadow ice
crude creek
# shadow ice vex?

I think it was called lego league or first or something. its been a while

minor oyster
shadow ice
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yep

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what do you mean brus

crude creek
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I have way more cs ecs now but I like robotics way more

minor oyster
crude creek
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?

minor oyster
crude creek
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i dont understand your question

minor oyster
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he made graduation

crude creek
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yeah kanye west did

forest heron
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@brazen vine 2d sphereflush

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if i dont get in im coming to cali

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 1 hour and 22 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 202 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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hmmm

glacial delta
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Whats the lowest sat score ever accepted to Cornell?

forest heron
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idk but i can tell u the lowest from my school

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lemme check

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1410 according to naviance

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interesting

minor oyster
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what are your guys' scores?

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also what is the 75th percentile now 1550?

forest heron
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the normal checks are rd acceptances and the checks in circles are ed acceptances

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my sat and gpa are higher than what it shows in the pic tho for some reason its not updating it

muted hearth
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why does it not differentate between rd and ed rejections

minor oyster
keen dirge
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!vanderbilt

glacial delta
forest heron
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man you guys made me look at my charts

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bro someone got in with the exact same stats as me

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columbia

forest heron
forest heron
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ok this is rd from my school

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and this is ed

muted hearth
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damn rd is a bloodbath

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there are some odd acceptances in there, athletes or mega hooked?

forest heron
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yeah idk

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it’s self reported anyway tho so maybe they just trolled

muted hearth
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we do a little trolling

gleaming galleon
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Damn this is my rd

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And this is my ed

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Past 7 years

forest heron
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damn wtf

gleaming galleon
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We’re not a feeder or anything, we’re a top 300 private school

forest heron
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me when i get rejected

muted hearth
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i think you should be in

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not gonna lie

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you said your gpa and sat increased so that puts you basically in line with the accpeted ppl

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obviously not guaranteed at all but u have a good shot

devout swan
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Does anyone know how many canadians get into cornell every year (approx)?

forest heron
forest heron
autumn wren
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Any truth in this?

muted hearth
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I've been doing the same

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Prepared to go full stoic

forest heron
proven idol
autumn wren
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Same

proven idol
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Prolly doesnt mean much

autumn wren
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But it might not mean anything

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Yea

forest heron
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realistically im expecting defer->reject

proven idol
crude creek
proven idol
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Unless someone actually does have their withdraw button

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but its probably just gone for everyone then

young vigil
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where do u even find that button

muted hearth
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Bottom right of portal

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at least it was there

autumn wren
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Used to be at least

forest heron
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we didnt have to submit sat scores right

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like through collegeboard

muted hearth
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nah

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they take self report

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i askeed

forest heron
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yeah

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i just realized i didnt

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so

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well when i applied i definitely looked it up but i dont remmeber anymore

autumn wren
muted hearth
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common ap is fine

forest heron
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in 2021 like 32% of cornells class was ed

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interesting

autumn wren
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 7 minutes and 23 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 203 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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173245 seconds

crude creek
hollow crypt
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my school's~~ guys ~~r all no brainers w great athletic skills

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(i forgot the fact that we r an all-boyz school)

forest heron
hollow crypt
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xd

forest heron
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we will all get in!!!

forest heron
hollow crypt
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boo

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if it is im rejected

forest heron
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ishould stop reading astrolgies lol

hollow crypt
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prolly

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yeah

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i hav vocab midterm tmr

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time to grind

lusty chasm
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im so stressed over this 💀

hollow crypt
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i take a nap everyday to wake up at 7pm just for this

brazen narwhal
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!cornell

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 23 hours and 43 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 206 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
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i kinda don’t wanna open the decision anymore

half brook
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!jhu

calm swiftBOT
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Johns Hopkins University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
2 days, 19 hours and 43 minutes until the decision date

cursive bramble
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 23 hours and 35 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 207 times.
That's 0.31 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
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2 days... shaking and crying

next gulch
gleaming galleon
# forest heron in 2021 like 32% of cornells class was ed

I think a lot of schools overenrolled that year cuz they were still reeling from test optional and gap year kids. I still remember horror stories from other schools about not being able to find housing or 2 person rooms being converted for 4. Now things have cooled down.

gentle basalt
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less than 48 hours how we feeling

muted hearth
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ass

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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 23 hours and 27 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 208 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

gentle basalt
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same

muted hearth
muted hearth
gentle basalt
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I'll feel better even with a rejection tbh

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just for less unknowns

next gulch
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agreed, i just want this to be over

forest heron
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guys, defer is good for cornell 😭

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they dont defer alot of pple

spare zodiac
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if it makes you guys feel better, two of my friends got deferred --> waitlist --> accepted

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so

gentle basalt
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that is very nice actually

nimble thorn
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ok but defer means write more supps

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and im lazy

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💀

gentle basalt
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another 3 months of anxiety?? no thanks

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if I get rejected/deferred imma be doing my rice application the day of...

spare zodiac
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oo rice is cool too

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my best friend is at rice

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he's loving it

muted hearth
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rice is cracked also they give mad aid

spare zodiac
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yes

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they give scholarships too

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my friend is there on full ride

hollow crypt
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!notredame

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uh

quasi bolt
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 23 hours and 12 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 209 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

glacial delta
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1 DAY

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23 HOURS

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till my dreams r crushed

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Or not

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Who knows

forest heron
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only cornell overlords know

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it would be cool to work as an ao for day

gentle basalt
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LMAOO

tardy dome
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Am I the only one who’s praying to get in because senior 1st sem grades are not it 💀

gentle basalt
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ME

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bro im gonna get rescinded

forest heron
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my s1 grades are quite poor

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also im ezra now for extra luck

tardy dome
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Lmao

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My RDs are already at risk

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Cuz of my grades

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Need EAs to bail me out if I don’t get in

gentle basalt
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my rds are dead atp...

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umich ea please give me a chance 🙏

brazen narwhal
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 59 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 210 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

tardy dome
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At some point I just stopped working on them

viscid rock
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idk how low i should set rd goals

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my standards are just too high

tardy dome
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I’ll definitely add more safeties

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And keep my original list

next gulch
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although both my cousins are there and idk if i want to see them around school 💀

viscid rock
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i applied to purdue, uiuc, northeastern and minnesota for ea

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and my rds are just way too high cuz im stupid

gentle basalt
tardy dome
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Lmao

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Umich is great

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Only if I get in that is

next gulch
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they're both asian cs majors there 💀

gentle basalt
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any fabloo fans in here by chance

viscid rock
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btw are u guys all asian

next gulch
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yea

gentle basalt
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I am

forest heron
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i am

next gulch
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😭😭

viscid rock
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what type of asian r u

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im korean

next gulch
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i'm chinese

minor oyster
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Ching Chong (im Chinese)

viscid rock
minor oyster
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I did a dna test that shit was not very fun

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100%

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Pureblooded

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Fuck

gentle basalt
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felt this

minor oyster
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I wanted a few percent of K-pop and anime

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Guess not

gentle basalt
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even the pure white people have different countries

viscid rock
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congrats ur a slytherin

wet magnet
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Most my friends here are actually ED

gentle basalt
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hope this year it's 100% ed lmao

wet magnet
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New college app meta

minor oyster
gentle basalt
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yes

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the ultimate form of demonstrated interest

minor oyster
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Uchicago moment

ornate moth
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 50 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 211 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

ornate moth
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so close

spark glade
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too close to handle 🫡

gentle basalt
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damn simping fr

brazen narwhal
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 48 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 212 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

spark glade
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 213 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

brazen narwhal
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 41 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 214 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

half brook
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!uva

brazen narwhal
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!jhu

calm swiftBOT
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Johns Hopkins University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671220800> in your local time
2 days, 18 hours and 41 minutes until the decision date

brazen narwhal
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!rice

forest heron
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 40 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 215 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

dawn matrix
autumn wren
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!cornell

calm swiftBOT
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Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 36 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 216 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

trail smelt
calm swiftBOT
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Rice University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671058800> in your local time
21 hours, 35 minutes and 36 seconds until the decision date

crude creek
crude creek
gentle basalt
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yoo asian gang

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dorm food is going to be banger with yall

gleaming galleon
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There’s even a Trader Joes in ithaca

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They have the best snacks imo

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Nothing beats elote corne chip dippers

forest heron
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I LOVE THOSE

versed notch
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They have a Trader Joes???

gleaming galleon
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Yeah

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And a bloody walmart

versed notch
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New reason to go to Cornell

gentle basalt
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hell yeah

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just for trader joes

forest heron
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best frozen indian food

gleaming galleon
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Only burger joint is Five Guys afaik

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Cant complain about free peanuts ig

autumn swift
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!emory

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damn

versed notch
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Also, I keep hearing about applying to safeties and this is the only time I'm thankful for living in Texas because of the 10% rule

forest heron
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u get guaranteed admission to ut right

versed notch
#

It's auto-admission to any public university in Texas except for UT because of the number of applicants so it's 6%, so TAMU and UT Austin are my "safeties" ig

muted hearth
#

bro ezra cornell

#

im ur biggest fan

#

let me into your interdisciplinary research institution

quasi bolt
#

^

forest heron
#

chr1s its my pleasure to invite you to study at my interdisciplinary research institution

#

same with you sir milk

muted hearth
#

🙏 bless up

gentle basalt
#

omg omg is there space for me

muted hearth
#

looking forward to lunch with you at cornell dining

forest heron
#

171941-6113 ofc!

gentle basalt
#

🧎

forest heron
#

only two seats left

tardy dome
#

Moi

#

Please

forest heron
#

yes ofc

#

ONE SPOT LEFT AT MY RESEARCH INSTITUTION

dawn matrix
#

Perhaps

#

Join?

forest heron
#

hmmm which college

dawn matrix
#

A&S

#

I will bring cake

tardy dome
#

Which major

dawn matrix
#

Physics

forest heron
#

Students in Arts and Sciences embrace the opportunity to delve into multifaceted academic interests, embodying in 21st century terms Ezra Cornell’s “any person…any study” founding vision. Tell us about the areas of study you are excited to explore, and specifically why you wish to pursue them in our College. (650 words)

dawn matrix
#

Bro

gentle basalt
#

oh no

dawn matrix
muted hearth
#

uhhhhhhhh lemme get uh

dawn matrix
#

Uhhhhhhhhhh

muted hearth
#

literally 2022

gentle basalt
#

quick! pull up chatgpt!!

gentle basalt
#

imagine mugwump is an ao in disguise and just let us all in and rejected everyone else

#

0.01% acceptance rate

forest heron
#

ig you'll find out on thursday

#

7pm,

sharp forum
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 14 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 217 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

gentle basalt
#

oh man

muted hearth
#

pov you have no personality

gentle basalt
#

LMAOO

next gulch
forest heron
#

the chat gpt college essay responses are so bland

muted hearth
#

yea

gentle basalt
#

such a mood tho

dawn matrix
forest heron
#

yoo i was reading this book today

glacial delta
#

Woah ezra cornell is here!?

forest heron
glacial delta
#

Lemme in

gentle basalt
#

yeah!! isnt it amazing

glacial delta
#

Or else theres a 90% chance i wont live till Decemeber 16!!

forest heron
#

in the introduction the ao called someones application lackluster

glacial delta
#

Woah

forest heron
#

i hope no one said that about mine

gentle basalt
#

LMAO

#

someone definitely said that about mine

glacial delta
#

The intro to my essay was tacky

#

Ngl

forest heron
#

my words were weird

#

for engineering

dawn matrix
#

I worry that my supplemental wasn’t specific enough

forest heron
#

i forgot which ones i picked but they were weird

gentle basalt
#

I put aerodynamic 💀

muted hearth
#

as long as you didn't put 'sexy' you shoudl be okay

dawn matrix
#

Uh oh

glacial delta
#

Uhhh

muted hearth
#

or something of that sort

forest heron
#

uhhhh

gentle basalt
#

wonder if anyone put rizz

forest heron
#

hey @forest heron were u like reborn or something?

#

yo what exactly does aerodynamic have to do with anything

gentle basalt
#

my major 🙏

dawn matrix
#

Ur mother

forest heron
#

oh

#

mb

gentle basalt
#

ezra was always here with us

#

op tag proves it

forest heron
#

ezra is a real one

#

fax

dawn matrix
muted hearth
#

hes the op of cornel university

forest heron
#

@forest heron can u like just accept everyone lol

#

it would be much appreciated

glacial delta
#

^

#

!!!

dawn matrix
#

^

next gulch
forest heron
#

its actually an interesting book

muted hearth
#

At least it wasn't earlier

dawn matrix
#

L

glacial delta
#

Man

forest heron
glacial delta
#

Im so scared

#

😭😭

forest heron
#

🙏

gentle basalt
#

🙏

dawn matrix
gentle basalt
#

a2c autoadmit

forest heron
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 9 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 218 times.
That's 0.32 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 22 hours and 9 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 219 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

forest heron
glacial delta
#

ONE DAY

#

😭😭

forest heron
#

!dartmouth

muted hearth
#

imma need to read this it actually looks nic

#

fartmouth

gentle basalt
#

im ranked so low at my school

dawn matrix
next gulch
dawn matrix
#

My school dosen’t rank

glacial delta
muted hearth
#

that's understandable

forest heron
glacial delta
#

This def

#

Solidified what decision im getting

versed notch
# forest heron

College admissions does not need to worry, I know I'm the most basic person, literally default settings

gentle basalt
#

do cornell and dartmouth have beef now (at least on a2c)

dawn matrix
#

Imagine rea-ing

#

Could never be me

forest heron
#

nah im too scared to rea

muted hearth
#

im basically default settings but at least i'm not asian male cs

glacial delta
#

No bc getting into any ivy league is a shot in the dark if ur not a national athlete or legacy

forest heron
#

what could possibly be worse than asian male cs

glacial delta
#

But when i was at a networking event, i met this women from deloitte who said she was legacy at cornell but didnt get in

#

So

muted hearth
#

wtf rip

glacial delta
#

Idk what chances i have

forest heron
#

do you have legacy

glacial delta
#

Naur im a immigrant

next gulch
#

im super quirky so it's basically a legacy

glacial delta
#

😀

gentle basalt
#

is sibling legacy ok

#

or parent only

forest heron
#

sibling legacy doesnt count for much

versed notch
#

I don't think sibling counts

gentle basalt
#

damn

#

rip

dawn matrix
#

What if the admissions office like collectively slips on a banana peel before reading my app and are really cranky as a result

glacial delta
#

Damn noway

hollow crypt
#

pretty sure im the only one applying cornell ed in my school

versed notch
#

Ezra Cornell himself

dawn matrix
#

💀

glacial delta
#

Too many factors

forest heron
#

guys stop making me scared 😭 i have a math test tmr

dawn matrix
#

Same

gentle basalt
#

omg ezra cornell has a math test?!

versed notch
glacial delta
#

Oh well we move ig!!

forest heron
muted hearth
#

ezra cornell still studying to this day

#

thats how influential he is

gentle basalt
#

truly a cornelian

versed notch
#

Always on the grind

forest heron
#

Any Person, Any Study

#

gotta keep the cornell grind at all times

gentle basalt
#

sigma grindset

glacial delta
#

QUOTe lmfaoo

muted hearth
glacial delta
#

I switched to human ecology college bc of that stupid supplemental question

forest heron
#

frr

dawn matrix
#

Ezzy C pwease admit me

gentle basalt
#

EZZY C LMAOOOOOO

forest heron
#

@forest heron how much rizz u got?

glacial delta
#

Unlimited prolly

forest heron
#

fr

gentle basalt
muted hearth
#

ezzy c could prob pull any girl on campus

forest heron
#

i can pull whoever i want

#

girls and guys

dawn matrix
#

Undoubtedly

muted hearth
#

bro doesnt discriminate either

#

any person, any stud

glacial delta
gentle basalt
#

ezzy can pull any organism by offering admission

forest heron
#

so guys... who want admission

glacial delta
#

Me lol

forest heron
#

😁

versed notch
#

Save me a spot next year

gentle basalt
#

I'll do anything

dawn matrix
#

Anything…

forest heron
#

i have too much rizz fr

glacial delta
gentle basalt
#

ezzy c secretly building a harem all this time

dawn matrix
#

TRUE

gentle basalt
#

remember when they required nudes to enter harvard or smth

#

I forgot which school

dawn matrix
#

devious strategy

#

Game is game

versed notch
#

I saw that article

gentle basalt
#

yeah all the ivies

#

lord

glacial delta
#

No way

gentle basalt
#

we got them good

forest heron
#

Ivy League Moment

#

imagine aos back then

gentle basalt
#

not swarthmore too 💀

dawn matrix
#

Who tryna fail the swim test

glacial delta
#

NO WAY

muted hearth
#

thats what i like to call holistic admission

glacial delta
#

LMFAOO

gentle basalt
#

holeistic 💀

glacial delta
#

😭😭

forest heron
#

LMAOO

dawn matrix
#

“Any person, any hole” -Ezzy C

gentle basalt
#

wait so do they reject you for scoliosis

#

NAHH

glacial delta
#

☠️☠️

glacial delta
gentle basalt
#

damn

forest heron
#

no cornell for u

glacial delta
dawn matrix
#

NOOOOOO

versed notch
#

Dreading the swim test because I can't swim farther than 5 yards at a time

forest heron
#

no cornell for u too.

gentle basalt
#

typing in his grave

glacial delta
#

Nah wow

dawn matrix
glacial delta
#

Exactly why ur dead

#

Ashes 😞

forest heron
#

😞

dawn matrix
gentle basalt
#

imagine if ivy leagues are running an onlyfans business to stay afloat

dawn matrix
#

Can I buy pictures of ezzys feet

#

For historical purposes ofc

glacial delta
#

Wait did they alr make all the decisions!?

versed notch
glacial delta
#

Or are they still reviewing

gentle basalt
glacial delta
#

I get it

gentle basalt
#

dream face reveal < markiplier cock reveal < ezra cornell feet reveal

forest heron
#

im sure they already made decisions

next gulch
forest heron
#

i would hope so at least

next gulch
#

withdraw button gone 😨

forest heron
#

yeah prolly by last week

muted hearth
#

my a$$ sitting in the reject bin as we speak

glacial delta
#

Imagine being the last applicant

glacial delta
gentle basalt
#

same

forest heron
#

me too

forest heron
glacial delta
#

Whats fin aid verification

muted hearth
#

I don't wanna make any assumptio 😭

autumn swift
#

idt that means anything

forest heron
#

apparently only admitted applicants are getting requests for verification of their financial documents

#

guys at like 7am on the 15th im checking my finaid portal

next gulch
#

stop the portal astrology!!

forest heron
#

if its the same i might just not open my decision

muted hearth
#

portal astronomy going CRAZY rn 🌠

glacial delta
forest heron
#

maybe u got admitted 2 weeks ago

#

👀

gentle basalt
#

prime astrology hours

glacial delta
#

Nah

forest heron
#

no but they move stuff around

#

just bc they put u in the admit bin doesnt mean ur actually admitted

glacial delta
#

They were jst confused if i was American or not 😒

muted hearth
#

@glacial delta was it an email?

glacial delta
#

Racist

#

Yeah

#

Wait

muted hearth
#

what it ask for

forest heron
#

my friend had to submit proof of a us govt id

glacial delta
#

Uhh like my parents income

#

And citizenship shit

minor oyster
#

Ezra Cornell did not make Graduation guys, Kanye West did

gentle basalt
#

no email bc I got insta rejected

forest heron
#

u didnt get insta rejected smh

glacial delta
#

I got naturalized like in ninth grd so they were prolly confused

gentle basalt
#

oh wait ezra already let me in 🙏 we good

muted hearth
#

I think that might be a good thing

#

Dyk the exact date u got it

glacial delta
#

If i do get accepted im getting my award letter late

#

Uhh

#

Like 1 week before nov 30

glacial delta
#

Idk bro

#

Ive been here since 4

#

😞

muted hearth
#

bro they sent me an email on the 30th but the DEADLINE was the 30th

forest heron
#

ive evolved

minor oyster
glacial delta
#

I SAID IM NOT SUBMITTING ANYTHING

#

😌still havent

muted hearth
#

😭

glacial delta
#

Waiting to see my letter tbh

#

Then imma submit shit

dawn matrix
forest heron
#

yeah just send after they send u that beautiful acceptance letter

minor oyster
glacial delta
#

I didnt submit my parenta fin docs

#

And i didnt go to up to cornell showing them my documents

#

Lmfaoo ill go if i get admitted

#

😒until then they can keep wondering

dawn matrix
#

What if they just let me go for free

gentle basalt
#

sigma behavior

dawn matrix
#

That would be cool

glacial delta
dawn matrix
#

Uhhhhhhhh

minor oyster
#

95% people here got this there is no way we’re all in

muted hearth
#

Ezra cornell rlly just asked for my ssn, address, and financial info and i just straight up gave it to that kid

gentle basalt
#

LMAOO

gentle basalt
dawn matrix
gentle basalt
glacial delta
gentle basalt
#

omgg

#

everyone simp for ezra for good luck

viscid rock
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 48 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 220 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

next gulch
dawn matrix
#

Ezraaaa 🥰🥰😏😏

#

rejected.

glacial delta
#

Okay yk wha

gentle basalt
#

damn

glacial delta
#

Im gonna go submit my parents tax files

#

Since yall submitted urs😞

muted hearth
#

ima just post mine for posterity

dawn matrix
#

Mine just says “inquiry access denied”

next gulch
glacial delta
#

Yeah

#

😭

forest heron
#

i didnt tell my parents decisions come out thursday

next gulch
#

aren't you supposed to send them then

glacial delta
#

Who got 60k lying around

dawn matrix
vale pond
#

i almost died tryna scroll thru the barrage of msgs ppl, clam down

forest heron
#

i don’t want them pressuring me

next gulch
#

(me)

forest heron
#

i’ll tell them after i look at it 💀

graceful coral
gentle basalt
vale pond
#

....there was a harem convo?

dawn matrix
glacial delta
muted hearth
gentle basalt
graceful coral
#

wait lemme find it

muted hearth
#

almost wrote dilf

gentle basalt
#

NOO

glacial delta
#

Doesnt everyone who applied for fin aid get an account automatically?

dawn matrix
gentle basalt
#

ezra is in all of us

versed notch
glacial delta
dawn matrix
graceful coral
# glacial delta What did u get?

We have received the first piece of your financial aid application for the 2023-24 academic year. In order to proceed, there is some additional documentation we will require.

Please provide us with translated documentation verifying your parents’ annual income for the 2021 tax year. This should be a copy of their tax returns (if they were required to file taxes in their country).
If they were not required to file, a letter from their employer verifying their annual wages for 2021 will suffice.
If one of your parents did not work or earn any income, they should complete the “2021 Parent Tax Non-Filer Statement” that is attached to this email.

All requested documents should be submitted directly to our office via secure Online Upload: https://finaid.cornell.edu/submit-documents

These items should be submitted no later than December 11, 2022.

Please contact our office if you have any questions regarding the request above, and a member of our support team would be happy to assist you.

Sincerely,

The Office of Financial Aid and Student Employment

gentle basalt
#

just tryna do some next level astrology here

graceful coral
#

yeah was too lazy to take a screenshot and search for it lmao

muted hearth
#

i think thats a pretty good sign, you must be intl right?

dawn matrix
#

I tried to call the finaid office and they couldn’t hear me 💀

graceful coral
#

i am

muted hearth
#

when did they send it

graceful coral
#

idek atp lol

graceful coral
dawn matrix
#

They hung up eventually

#

I just gave up after that

vital shore
#

o h

#

u didn’t send in ur finaid stuffs

muted hearth
vital shore
#

?

graceful coral
dawn matrix
glacial delta
#

Will yall tell ur decisions to this thread?

next gulch
#

yeah

vale pond
#

ofc

muted hearth
#

yis

dawn matrix
#

Yes

next gulch
#

#yieldprotected'23

graceful coral
glacial delta
#

Okay ill check this thread before checking my decision

muted hearth
#

ed yield protection go crazy

graceful coral
#

ngl imma miss this community lol

glacial delta
#

And if i dont like what i see ill open my decision after my chem final

graceful coral
#

we're a neurotic bunch but at least we know how to have some fun

dawn matrix
#

Dw Ezra has our back

muted hearth
#

ill probably stick around

dawn matrix
#

We’re all gettin accepted fs

vale pond
#

we should prolly have a diff thread for that, else we'd have 300-400 msgs of rejecte/accept/deffer

gentle basalt
#

we'll all get accepted and form the sickest friend group on campus

glacial delta
#

Fr

muted hearth
#

Emphasis on sick

dawn matrix
vital shore
#

sick

autumn swift
#

is this the most active thread

glacial delta
#

Prolly

dawn matrix
#

We stay winning

gleaming galleon
#

By a mile

vale pond
gentle basalt
glacial delta
#

We’re bit anxious lmfaoo

vital shore
#

“bit”

gentle basalt
#

just a bit

vale pond
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 42 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 221 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
#

i’ve been worrying for the past hour lol

graceful coral
glacial delta
#

True

graceful coral
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 42 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 222 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

vital shore
#

the !cornell goes hard tbh

west river
#

does everyone have the withdraw button gone from their portal

glacial delta
#

Yeah

graceful coral
#

man
"1 day" I just can't atp

gentle basalt
#

ye

glacial delta
#

I MNOW

vital shore
#

i haven’t checked the portal oops

muted hearth
#

the !cornell does not in fact go hard

glacial delta
#

IM GONNA LOSE IT

graceful coral
#

i didnt check my portal

graceful coral
glacial delta
#

Does all the other ivies come out at the same time

vital shore
gleaming galleon
#

Pretty much

gentle basalt
#

some of them do

#

yale 16th

graceful coral
muted hearth
#

okayyy its like infamous

glacial delta
#

Ee

dawn matrix
#

Check this out

gentle basalt
#

omg ezzy c?!

dawn matrix
#

YES DUDE

muted hearth
#

cornell irl

gentle basalt
#

ezzy is a furry confirmed

dawn matrix
#

Exposed

graceful coral
#

lol this gave me an idea
how about we send pet pics to calm the nerves lmao

glacial delta
#

Did anyone apply as human bio!?

graceful coral
gentle basalt
#

good idea but beefstew and I are gonna make it sickening lmfao

dawn matrix
#

This is true

graceful coral
gentle basalt
#

you should be

#

protect your pets

graceful coral
#

mine ran away already🥲

gentle basalt
#

or ezzy c will haunt you forever

#

damn 🥲 same

#

half my rabbit got eaten

tacit spear
#

hhuh

graceful coral
gentle basalt
#

some birds came by and chomped up half of my rabbit and left the other half on the grass

#

other one ran away

gleaming galleon
#

Holy shit

graceful coral
#

This is carrots and her mom

gentle basalt
#

aww

graceful coral
#

she's an absolute fluffball

gentle basalt
#

I don't have the heart to ruin this

#

your plan is working

graceful coral
#

awwww thanks lmao

versed notch
#

Cute 😦

glacial delta
#

The way 27 ppl out 100 ppl applied to cornell

#

Lmfaoo

gentle basalt
#

does cornell allow pets

glacial delta
#

😭

#

No

graceful coral
#

at least we moved away from the dreadful decision's topic

graceful coral
gentle basalt
#

yes

vital shore
#

does anyone have the count for how many seconds until decision date

graceful coral
#

idk about cornell

gleaming galleon
#

!cornell

glacial delta
#

!cornell

west river
#

!cornell

calm swiftBOT
#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 35 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 223 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 35 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 224 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

#
Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 35 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 225 times.
That's 0.33 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

gentle basalt
#

LMAOOO

vital shore
#

😃 thanks

glacial delta
#

Ofc

gleaming galleon
#

We get no play

vital shore
glacial delta
vital shore
#

jk you’re right 😔

glacial delta
gentle basalt
gleaming galleon
#

I need the ego boost from this acceptance to slide with this rich white girl at my school

gentle basalt
#

based

glacial delta
#

Real

muted hearth
gleaming galleon
#

Ever been onto r/cornellr4r

gentle basalt
#

yep

#

very interesting place

vital shore
#

i’m so tired of my hair as it is

next gulch
muted hearth
#

any person, any stud

gentle basalt
#

cornell thread gone wild fr

#

does this count as necro

gleaming galleon
#

Fr 15k kids there better be hella baddies on campus

next gulch
#

dilf in life dilf in death

gentle basalt
#

NAHH

next gulch
#

i don't make the facts

muted hearth
gentle basalt
#

yoo wait theres an ezra statue on campus

muted hearth
#

oops

gentle basalt
#

you know what that means

muted hearth
#

🙏

next gulch
#

chris changed ethnicities 😭

#

really is an a2c moment

gentle basalt
#

LMAOO

#

INCREASED CHANCE OF ADMISSION

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wtf is this ☠️

muted hearth
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lmaooo

surreal knot
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ive been shipping since day 1

next gulch
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the r/cornell subreddit was simping over young fauci at cornell recently

muted hearth
muted hearth
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LMAOO i saw that

gentle basalt
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oh boy

muted hearth
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dashing young man

glacial delta
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Wait guys whats the difference between the state schools and private colleges in cornell?

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I dont get what the land grant ones mean

muted hearth
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theyre easier for ny redsidents right

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if i could spel

glacial delta
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Idk

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Does that mean they’ll look at my regents scores?

surreal knot
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bro everyone finessed regents so hard

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this graduating class at least

next gulch
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what's regents

glacial delta
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😭i took my ones in eighth grade so its so bad

surreal knot
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ny state exams

forest heron
next gulch
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oh

glacial delta
gentle basalt
glacial delta
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For sure

vital shore
surreal knot
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i had to take the alg 2 and trig exam 8th grade and good lord its such an outlier from the rest of my grades

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regents is terrible

versed notch
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Just saw a school I live near get mentioned on Reddit, it's kind of jarring because I kind of forgot that I can be perceived at any time

next gulch
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when mfs on a2c realize people irl can see them

vital shore
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never even took the alg 2 regents cuz it was during 'rona times

surreal knot
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bruh

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my parents made me challenge it

vital shore
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c-challenge it?

next gulch
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challenge?? what's that

glacial delta
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LMFAOO

muted hearth
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aint no way a2cers are réal people in réal life

glacial delta
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NO WAY

muted hearth
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wtf