#CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)
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Whatever u wanna think!!!
Gladly
omfg
that's crazy
Man just doxxed himself
yeah this is enough doxing for one day 😌
thanks!!
this is my alt LMAO
i just keep all my irl stuff and random public server stuff separate
I wanna be from Nebraska
nebraska
Then I can get into college easier 😭
didnt u say u were gonna go to sleep-
Real talk
stop lurking in my ed school's thread
On my phone
go revive ur own
Favorite artist?
Well nyu is dead
can you not dox us further
international has it hard tf 😭
you first
i will modify my choice depending on yours
🙂
How’s the application process?
ok i cant rly modify it based on yours 💀
i dont listen to enough mainstream stuff
gonna go brakence
exact same but imagine the acceptance rate but 10% of that
and if you need aid it shoots down to like 0
Jesus
Gl
any specific songs?
and thats for the rest of the world outside america 💀 imagine specific country's acceptance rates
!cornell
im coping harder than cope rn
Best strategy is to think ur not gonna get in
listen to my song recs smh smh smh
Going with the classic gods plan
jimmy cooks goes hard tho
no seteni doesnt dox themselves
unlike certain people
they're cooler <3
I DONT DOXX MYSELF
BRO BRO BRO
this is all mays fault
why is the 🌽hell chat so active
🧢 i dont go there
definitionally cannot be the best school
still the best ivy in NY though
best drake songs:
-war
-whats next
-gods plan
-100
-spin bout u
What other ivies are there in Ny?
columbia
Oh right
no shot for me?
hmph
2016 was lit
God’s plan used to be blasted in the halls
i dont wanna die for them to miss mee
relatable
Legit stanford REA has as many applicants if not more than us and they're drier than the Aral Sea
its stanford what do you expect
bro-
the sea turns into dessert bcs of their habits
ig cornell kids are just cooler :/
nah we just depressed
look i would bring the stanford ppl over BUT THERE ARE NO STANFORD PPL
im a one man army fr fr
thats why they put nets under the bridges
youre forgetting ab ur bestie :(
they are probably all busy studying
dawg dont remind me that i have to study
Cant expect much socialization from the Nerd Nation
nah those are for bungee jumping trust
let me cry in peace in anticipation for that rejection letter
bro- 😭
im being directly insulted
grandparents are just applying for the legacy
!!! w grandparents
do me a favor
get into cornell
and adopt me
in time for rd
❤️
yale REA is empty as well is so sad
stanford cringe
ugly school in desert
cs nerd
etc
what if the cornell kids scatter into the other threads and revive them 🤔
call it charity
nah
its like how i donate free tshirts to you
but the volunteer hours!
uh huh
bc ofc thats what you signed up for yep yep
stop exposing me smh
hehehe
i love volunteeringggg
For the shirts
Not for the kindness *

good night
YOU DONT SHIP IT?
so far in this thread we have seen one marraige and 2 relationships happening
in the span of 2 days
She’s a cheater tho
awesome
So erm
👺
the dms say otherwise
Yeah
then again i understand if youd rather associate with chris
I have evidence
LMFAOOAOAOAOAO
There’s a leave button
My mom is making me drink milk tmr for breakfast ://:/
so your entire school showed up here lmao
YOU GOT THIS
ok but like also
when you get into cornell
dont forget me
esp when you make money
😄
Take me to nyu I’m heartbroken I don’t wanna be with achel anymore
shade THROWN
!cornell
Logo fire
do y'all plan to open decisions with other people or completely alone?
i think i might just drive somewhere and open it by myself 😭
must be nice to know how to drive
hah!
With one other Cornell applicant
you mean you didn't list driver's training as an EC?? 😰
Like id open in public i j wouldnt react
This is nightmare fuel ready to happen if one of us gets in and the other doesn’t
yeah
same
why would you do that 😭
Because we decided it would by funny
my parents already know the date
Its what i did with my act scores lmaoo
anyway, i was originally planning on opening alone bc i was gonna leave school immediately and not go to clubs on thursday
but then realized that stanford releases on friday and i have stuff after school on friday so im gonna chill with friends and open with friends bc they're hella chill and ik even if i get rejected then like they will be so supportive
Until I am ready
I cant check on my phone
and then we'll get food and all will be well
Gl to everyone
wait is this like an actual cant check?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
ah 💀
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻ .━┻
Also not cornell
More like this
Jhu
ooh good luck!
Tyy
in fact gl to everyone applying to anything 😄
Lmao
johns hopkins
good luck!
always laugh at that extra s its so funny to me for no reason at all
Bme 😭😭 its how i know im not getting in with my first choice major
If i get in at all
You got this!
Ty
Jhu chat is dead and i vibe w cornell so this is my safespace
stanford chat is dead as well
man honestly this servers threads should just be cornell and everything else
cornell thread is where all the nervous people go
Some r angry abt postponed decisions
Some r worried abt the set decision
Some r talking about apps or finaid
Its a nice variety of conversations
i have constantly told other ppl "stop worrying about a predetermined decision" only to worry about it myself
pretty ironic 😭
anyway, i will refrain from checking this server until friday ☺️
Ik i give the best advice but its good advice cuz i know how it feels to not listen
To my own advice
To myself
That was a terrible sentence
😭 jhu decisions come out the minute i get on winter break
I cannot
!stanford
prob with friends
stopp you got this bestie
mine comes out at 530am my time
so i might like, go near our society pool and just open it there
maybe take some snacks
going to school on the 16th is gonna be
if chicago comes out 16 i might delay my opening cuz parabirb wanted to open together you should join tbh 
somethng
and just sit and eat snacks near the pool after opening it
cuz like 70% of the people who EDed somewhere will have decisions back
otp w my gf (shes alr at u of toronto so long distance)
all day its going to be students telling teachers "hey i got into college <3" and others suppressing pain
my bf
i feel bad for all the non ed kids i feel like theyre the sober friend who has to take care of all the ed kids aka the drunk peopel
my bf's military 😭 mf doesnt know jack about college apps so i dont talk to him abt it
all he knows is its a lot of essays
wait like service academy?
fr, or the REA tbh cuz they had the ED anxiety but now have the RD applications to grind
idk he took the senior yr program so went straight to military stuff outta hs
wait thats so cool
hes got a few yrs left before he thinks about college apps
yea fr half of my reason wanting to get in ed is to not work on rd essays
but he wants to pick smth easy like his home state schools cuz government pays for certain types
i wanted to apply to naval or air force academy but this ex navy commander told me based on my profile id be better going to college and either working as contracted analyst or do the officer training later 
valid tbh
Yeah dont you gotta be able to throw a basketball 80 feet or some shit
There are hella physical requyirements to apply
!dartmouth
not really
naval academy pretty straightforward u just gotta be relatively in shape
and strength checks
some push up and running reqs
but its just that you're obligated to serve after
westpoint
yeah thats army
Huh no wonder the Navy gets shit on then
yeah no my bf says he wants out of the army when hes done
..
with his 4 years
this morning he had to wake up at 4am to run several miles in 11 degree weather
Oh air force has the same tests too
they travel a lot tho so thats fun
the pay if hes an officer is decent tho, 42k +1-2k/month housing iirc depending on where u get assigned
have a few homies there for lacrosse and football
air force is similar to navy i think
yeah
I can get all of these except maybe basketball and pull ups
ea
sports
crazy thing the basketball throw has to be done KNEELING
any portal secrets to tell if i got in
portal astrology 👎
portal astrology ❤️
patience 👍
did someone say portal astrology
hmm
acceptance 👎
p0rt4l 4str0l0gy
rejection 👍
!cornell
!cornell
!rice
!cornell
it
dont spam
it's okay yall
lmaoo
omg we are one minute closer
were just checking to see if time is moving forward
in one minute it will be 2 days 17 hours and 53 minutes!?!?!?
no wonder my parents want me to become one LMAO
mah god
specifically navy doctor???
bottom line damn
!cornell
60 seconds*
yeah they got brainwashed by talking to this ex navy dude who i worked under
https://www.usna.edu/Admissions/Candidate-Fitness-Assessment.php bruh the navy kids are jacked
The Candidate Fitness Assessment page for Admissions at USNA.edu. Updated Mon Dec 12 01:00:52 EST 2022.
bro-
its like asian parents but with engineers
thats just max right
omg 700 more messages till 10k 💀
oh fair point
cornell kids wild
@forest heron DID U SEE im nearly halfway done with essay outlnes
dawg half these people arent cornell kids they came here bc this is one of the only channels active LOL
BRUH youre so productive asfkajhfkasj
LMAO i was the first msg in the rensselaer chat-
today i have gotten 0/100 on my final and played csgo 💀
its a combination of concepts, structure, and research
i kind of regret applying rensselaer but its ok
or "use this other essay u wrote"
mood. I just purified my first world in terraria. 0.5% of players have bothered with that apparently
rpi has been fucking harassing me via email
its scary
mfs be like Apply. We extended the deadline.
NAH CUZ SOME SCHOOLS CHECK IF U OPEN EMAILS
i wanna slep
😃
SO IM PARANOID
but its 1 pm
WHAT??
YEA
demonstrated interest???
YEA
ONG COlumbia sent me an email to apply
actually 2 emails
LIKE HELLO
thats actually disgusting-
what if u just mark all of them as read tho
lol i can see that these colleges have tracking pixels in their emails
i keep getting suny bing shit. like where tf is my decision?? its rolling and im instate??
oh yeah the unsubscribe from cwru 💀 and then they say "hey we take this as a sign ur no longer interested we're withdrawing ur app"
!! you're in ny too?
thats what i do....
it better work
no they track link clicks

i applied stony but they never got back to me 😃
its the US cant expect anything less
also if they have mail tracking software you probably have to actually open it idk tho
saaaaaaame
oh
cs
💀 noo
i have mail tracking and i think it only lets me know if the person opened it
yaa
LMAOO
gl man, same
alright its time for me to bandwagon and mark all my emails as read 😌
is rit public
i did cornell ed ahaha
rit 78% acceptance
ong i could never probably just gonna become intel analyst or advisor or smth
private tho
gonna apply cornell public policy since they admit by school= ez acceptance???
Nah all those social justice kids with nonprofits will apply there
bro gonna sell his soul to cornell
"nonprofits"
Become a military dictator. They make billions sometimes.
sounds like everybody's starting a nonprofit these days
i have an actual govt internship 😭
thats the plan
! whats it for
Legit becoming a dictator and nationalizing oil is such a move
did policy research/analysis/implementation and some other cool stuff
daaaamn
good shit
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we need to ramp up cornell's numbers
fr
we're obviously slacking!!
how to play connect 4
how to gatekeep cornell
I TRIED
MAN
I TRIED
EVERYONE IN MY SCHOOL WANTS IT
sadge
bruh I go to a fancy ass private school in the Bay Area and half the kids in the top 10% are just EDing to random ass schools like Tulane
I feel like im one of like 10 kids applying to ivies
it's the term for y'all tho isn't it
I like it. It sounds so fancy
i'll embrace it if they accept me >:)
isnt that good for u?
i was gonna write my Cornell RD supp today
Hopefully. The scattergrams look insanely good but im still nervous
but idk if i can minor in Southeast Asian Studies if i go for Dyson AEM
you can
diff schools
yep
dyson vs a&s
interesting!
eh i might as well wait for SEAP's response and write NYU instead 🤣
what
minoring in Southeast Asian Studies and doing Dyson AEM?
oh yeah hows the nyu supps
The game has been cancelled due to inactivity.
i havent started yet
ezpz it's just a diversity supp
- im not very diverse-
already wrote one for columbia so imma reuse that
the only thing going for me is the woman card 😃
optional
woman in stem ✨
Im an asian kid descended from immigrants and I still struggle to talk about diversity
im an asian kid thats also an immigrant
Dictator unironically
You're getting a tax cut when I take over
prolly a software developer-
basic ik
:00 ur so cool
bruh same
bro that's so diverse
we aint diverse
LOL i aim a bit lower
i feel like half of my friends are asian kid immigrants-
Nancy Pelosi will be retiring soon, I could take her seat and do what she did: use inside knowledge of congress's shenanigans to make hundreds of millions
let me send something
whatcha gon do w that money?
hopefully smth in intel/DoD
should send me some 😌
govt pay is
tho
i wonder if you go the same school as one of my friends 👀
from CEG the goat
hookers and cocaine
small city tbh, all the private school kids are tight
tight
Yeah I did let them the other day as long as no one’s trying to have a genuine discussion at the time I don’t mind much atm
im literally the only asian in my grade lololol its crazy when i see other schools with literally all asians
small city in the bay area? okay nevermind then lol
Nah im in San Francisco
But it feels small since you see the same kids at the same parties and games all the time etc
bro thats my school--
sigh
ohh
western ny moment
isnt western ny like where cornell is
wanna play uno
i'm trying to gaslight myself into thinking i don't actually wanna go to cornell
SAME
BEEN TRYNA SPIN A POSITIVE ON IT
ykkk i actually want rdddd i have optionssss
or so i say
"ithaca is so cold anyways"
yk, it's so rural
Maybe later but it’s fine if y’all do provided no one’s trying to be too genuine at the time
"i won't see my rd decisions if i get in"
ski!
gotcha
It's 40 in SF right now and Im struggling to handle that lol
yeah! never know what couldve been
literally
i was shivering during lunch
Where you go
i had to bring a jacket today for the first time
bay area kids are reptilians or something
absolutely wild
idk what SI is lol i go to a large public on the peninsula
Don’t share hs
the amount of tryhards
holy shit we're top 20 in lacrosse nationwide bruh
us buffalonians had 5 feet of snow a few weeks ago yall wilin
doxxing bad!!
i don't follow lacrosse 💀
yes!!!
BUFFALONIANS
ya
oh that school
thats such a cute name
i've heard of it
i like that more than cornellians ngl
Bruh it sounds posh
Y’all are the Cornhellians tho 💯
"if i get in i'll be a cornellian 🤢 "
my hs is online gl doxxing me ✨
uNLESS I GET IN

UNLESS I GET IN
IN WHICH CASE
CORNELL ON TOP #1 EZ
you get me
<33
ur righttt
Thats a posh old money name tho
cold
is it fancy like that
daaddy vanderbilt
bro what
huh
i know it's foggy
im good w fog, my vision's shit anyways
cornelius vanderbilt
hehe
Yes, it does rain in Ithaca
oh
They also have sleet
idk why but the way you said it was so funny
upstate ny rains a lot yea
And liekly the occasional hailstorm
"yes, ithaca has seasons and weather"
Not at Penn tho
wack
is there going to be, like, air? there?
Good question!
living in the middle of philly gotta be a fever dream
imagine if the eagles win the super bowl again
i don't really watch sports
dude theyre disgusting
I KNOW
oh no
but
thats american food in general
idk its what the body wants
pizza hurts my stomach
i'm too dainty and delicate ✨ 🥰
oh i went to china once
i do like mushrooms though
I like shrooms too
oh she's ✨quirky ✨
yeah
where did you go?
the pizza hut in china is absolutely elite
bro fr
idk how to descirbe it its just out of this world
pizza hut overseas is lit
YEAH
yes
the taro pies???
all the fast food is so good

fast food anywhere but hte us is so fucking good
actually all the food is so good
its like they make american fast food chains into goddamn restaurants
apart from shake shack
shake shack so OP
i had this roasted peking duck there and i can still remember it
wait till you try Subway in South Korea lol
also the oreo shakes!
shroom burgers???
i'm a smokehouse guy but the shroom ain't bad
omg
we should visit nyc after getting into cornell
you need to experience the shroom
Yes, we all could use some shrooms
bro need his shrooms
just try it. the texture of the mushrooms adds a lot to the burger
i just love shrooms
Mood
LMAO
😭
DONT JUDGE ME 😠
I wonder how many times !cornell has been done
only a reasonable number of times
that actually sounds kinda interesting
i do love mushrooms on my burgers
!! she gets it ❤️
im sorry thats just reeally odd
it's like how some people like onions on their burgers(like me)
A2C NYC meetup
all NY enrolled students welcome
do u prefer ur onions caramelized or raw tho
Meet up at the Cornell Club
who likes raw onions
i just dont like burgers
raw for the cronch
HAHA
BRUH
the duality ❤️
and its more flavorful, although a decent amount of it gets washed out by the juciness of the meat etc
favorite cheese?
do u like the smell of vinegar
imagine if the aos could see this convo good LORD
I only like balsamic vinegar
but blue cheese has my heart 🫡
no way
they'd agree abt the shroom burger ngl
Tastes great with sourdough
bro likes mold
i trust the cornell aos have good taste
i do like mold 😋
everything tastes good w sourdough
natto is really good too
i'm also rlly obsessed with sardines right now 😭 it's a guilty pleasure
sardines...?
God I wish our bread culture was like France where we have artisan bakeries everywhere
hmmm
There's this one artisan croissant place in SF that has lines that wrap the block
true!!! the smell of bread every morning
bro first the kid getting himself auto timed out in the uchicago thread for barking now this
whats anemia again?
wait which??? i think i've been
iron deficiency
oooh
Arsicault
yea
yes i've been!!
i think i'd really enjoy good city life
and just being around entertainment and culture
their chocolate croissants are really good
!cornell
anyways we're all eding cornell right
so close
oh yes all 127 or smth of us
I think a large portion of us are from other threads cuz they're all dead
sm closer than when we checked an hr ago 😦
Im EDing cornell personally
yea probably
same
i am too
yay!!!
!cornell
hmmm
compared to one hour ago, we are one hour closer to finding out our decision
so introspective
why'd you have to say it like that
i'm really glad we're looking deep into ourselves
and pondering the important questions
every 60 seconds a minute passes
same quality as my literary analysis
i feel like we're high on shrooms already and we havent even gotten started-
dnx unrelated but i love your pfp
oooh ur right
wall e is a top 5 movie
@lost obsidian u live in indonesia??
yes
i didnt even notice at first
wall e is indeed a great movie
i live in jakartta
My fam's from Bandung
bandung is fun
Yeah the malls are pretty cool. It aint Singapore but it's got more variety than most malls in the US tbh
are you indonesian american????
Chinese-Indonesian-American whose lived in Singapore. Long story.
bro indo american is enough bro damn
I speak the language and can read it but suck at writing in it
i thought i was alone here LOL
oooo gitu
yeah like that
what?
cornell's southeast asian program
oh nah
ah
interesting
Oh right yeah
pretty big shit in indo history
But Im applying hist and pol sci
i feel thats playing too much into the diversity card
American history?
Nah just hist
ah
also engineering major so not relevant to be honest
Family got fucked by Suharto cuz chinese
not rlly
i haven't met anyone applying history yet, that's pretty cool
suharto cringe 💀
his grand kids go to my school
Parents got stuck here during the race riots of 1998
damn
goddamn that cunt
wait
all the billionaire family kids go to my school
I have a friend who lived in spain who went to the American school and a lot of the rich spanish kids there were Francoists
anyone want to review my cornell essay (applying rd jus here cuz fun yk)
nooo
🤣
its a good school tho
too expensive
yeah true
wait so @gleaming galleon what state do u live in
CA
it still costs 30k 💀
With aid or nah
isn’t there TAP as well
WITH AID
oh fuck
42k of it
oop-

My EFC is only 11k somehow even though my family can afford to send 3 kids to private school
maybe
lmaoooo
my efc is 23k somehow
idek
subtle brag? 😟
y’all my efc is 0-
im-
i am very blessed that my dad has a good job
IDK what the fuck is up with the NPC. My hs is more expensive than the EFC for Cornell
where ygs getting this money
LOL
my dad is a chauffeur
i went full pay even tho i need the aid 💀
private hs?
Yeah
😭 bruh
uhhh… drives people places?
#debt
correct
Public schools in SF are shit
bro i didn’t even know this was a career choice
his boss is v nice
thats cool icel
my dad does construction
not the bay area 💀
At least you're not applying CS 
i feel like sf public schools are a diff breed
south bay's are solid but even Lowell is a dilapidated mess.
my campus is close to lowell and it's gorgeous. We have a sick ocean view and everything.
120k in NYC isn't a lot tho
what 😭
like genuinely
ocean view??
120k is middle class
Yeah
my family makes 35k
120k is prob middle class in bay area too
oops
yeah, it is very close to the median
that's just cali for u
60k is considered low income right

tryna major in cs tho - hope that gets me a lot of money
depends on area
glgl
in bay area i mean
@gleaming galleon masa lo gabisa ngetik b indo
i mean i get it
but also like u live in cali
IDK man
probably 😃
biggest concentration of indonesians in the US
I can try but ill mispell half the words
coba aja
gl guys 
doesn't hurt to try
graziee
beneran ngabisa ngetik indo
tu bisa dikit2
we wouldn't say ngabisa tho
just gabisa
!cornell
lmao
ill work on it so I can skip the language requirement at cornell
gn
goodnight!!
LOL
i wanna get a certificate for indonesian proficiency
but the indonesian government's website is just 💀
I mean if you're pretty much fluent just say you are and if an Indonesian guy tries to hire you you're good
LMAO yeah but it's more like for unis and all
let's say cornell
one of their reqs is at least Level 3 ILR right
i have level 4 but no qualification

