CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)

[shadow ice]

^^

quantum mechanics

[pulsar blade]

I did 5

[next gulch]

uhh 4

[muted hearth]

i hit up like 9

[next gulch]

if you include UCs then 5

[crude creek]

10

[forest heron]

i did 16

with ucs

[next gulch]

HUH

[shadow ice]

EA was like 13

• ucs was more

[crude creek]

I like how it increases with each message

[shadow ice]

and + rolling is more

[next gulch]

"guys 29 is so bad"
EAS SIXTEEN COLLEGES

[shadow ice]

• rd stuff i submitted early = more

[shadow ice]

ikr

[pulsar blade]

Y’all make me feel so unproductive

Jesus Christ

[shadow ice]

judging me smh

[shadow ice]

i sacrificed 1/8th of a brain cell man

[next gulch]

if it helps i need to start rd lol

[pulsar blade]

Oh I have no schools sone

I have 8 schools to write for

[shadow ice]

@next gulch how we gonna split 7/64th of a brain cell for RD???

@-@

[next gulch]

is darty thread okay

[crude creek]

I keep getting emails from schools to fill the srar out

[pulsar blade]

Give me 1/128 please

[vital shore]

what

why do i see fractions

[muted hearth]

what

[vital shore]

help mom im scared

[next gulch]

brain rapidly decaying

[shadow ice]

it's brain cell quantity

rn

[crude creek]

reset. discord is weird today

[next gulch]

😭 😭 praying

[shadow ice]

that eymae and i share

[trail smelt]

i am the champion

[muted hearth]

discord being wacky like whackamoley

[nimble thorn]

geometric series

[next gulch]

NO

[nimble thorn]

arithmetic sequence

[vital shore]

STOP

[next gulch]

go away

[shadow ice]

STOP

[vital shore]

NO

[pulsar blade]

No

[shadow ice]

GO AWAY

[pulsar blade]

Leave

[next gulch]

do not bring unholy language into this sacred household

[shadow ice]

LIMITS can go shush

[forest heron]

INTEGRAL

[shadow ice]

and sums

nooo

[forest heron]

DERIVATIVIE

[pulsar blade]

I HAVE A CALC TEST TMR

[next gulch]

be quiet

omg

SHUSH

[shadow ice]

omg stfu

[muted hearth]

addition

[crude creek]

FTC

[shadow ice]

AHrghyuqpifh

[muted hearth]

Ftc is the most USELESS thing EVER

[crude creek]

flux integral

[forest heron]

INFINITE INTEGRALS

CONTINUOUS CHARGE DISTRIBUTION

[shadow ice]

noooooo

[vital shore]

pls stop im crying :(

[next gulch]

it's okay at this point i don't understand what you're saying

[shadow ice]

no electric fields

pl

s

[nimble thorn]

oh no

[next gulch]

my braincell goes 0

[crude creek]

Find the flux integral of your mom using the given surface integral and the overlap of these two objects.

[shadow ice]

im a ECE major, lemme do dem electric fields laterrr

[forest heron]

bro i dont know how to do my phsyics hw

i just gave up

[vital shore]

guys we cant let the stanny kid divide us like this 💔

[nimble thorn]

ok bye

[next gulch]

what'

[shadow ice]

you know what we can always go negative

[next gulch]

🙁

[crude creek]

ggwp

[vital shore]

WHAT

[next gulch]

that was actually scarring to read

[shadow ice]

sacrifice part of our souls to the devil and take out loans on brain cells

[next gulch]

what does this even mean

[muted hearth]

i need eye bleach

[next gulch]

😭

[green wind]

https://tenor.com/view/really-spongebob-funny-fish-stare-gif-17712834

[pulsar blade]

^

[pulsar blade]

lowkey hot

[forest heron]

someone help im going insane

[pulsar blade]

pretty eyes

[next gulch]

how is that physics

[muted hearth]

how to delete someone else's message

[green wind]

lol is this physics c?

[next gulch]

[green wind]

right hand rule ftw lmao

[forest heron]

yeah

[pulsar blade]

what physics is this?

[vital shore]

i haven’t even gotten to this yet

[forest heron]

ap physics c

[crude creek]

disgusting

[vital shore]

were on rotational variables rn

[nimble thorn]

isnt that em

[crude creek]

I have to relearn physics c

[forest heron]

i am SO lost its not even funny

[next gulch]

we never learned that in physics c

[shadow ice]

@trail smelt plz help us perserve our remainly like 5/64th of a brain cell

[pulsar blade]

yeah good luck

[nimble thorn]

OMG SAME

[pulsar blade]

physics has been put in the bin

[shadow ice]

physics c :(

[forest heron]

we finished mechanics we're on e&m now

[next gulch]

wtf

[calm swift]

https://i.redd.it/bk4w2piwhiry.jpg
https://i.redd.it/qm5skwdfa3qy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gDDSMaU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RVQxiEU.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/7NFAO9u.jpg

[nimble thorn]

we just had a test on momentum today and i kinda choked 💀

[crude creek]

do you know multivariable? bcs I think unless you are a genius its impossible to fully understand it without it

[pulsar blade]

isn't that normally second sem?

[shadow ice]

bro wtf my physics c is still on mechanics

e&m aint til like next year

[next gulch]

😀 😃 i don't think i need to read this triggering content anymore

[forest heron]

im taking it rn

[shadow ice]

janurary

or stuff

[next gulch]

right

[crude creek]

ok you should be fine then

where are you currently?

[forest heron]

we just took our shm test and we started electrostatics a couple days ago

[green wind]

they usually don't use multi in ap physics c in high school

[shadow ice]

bruh

[forest heron]

yeah they dont

[vital shore]

i was just ab to say-

[next gulch]

yeah they don't??

[forest heron]

but rn im on like acceleration vectors 💀 we're going really slow

[shadow ice]

yeah im taking calc bc rn so @-@

[next gulch]

i took calc bc concurrently with physics c

[shadow ice]

my school doesnt go past calc bc

and no dual enroll sad

[nimble thorn]

wait are you?

[next gulch]

we have multi but it's not honors or weighted 💀

[crude creek]

they dont but the explanation of the concepts just become "it just works, so believe"

[shadow ice]

F

[green wind]

yeah lol

[next gulch]

and our teacher is borderline sadistic

[nimble thorn]

in multi*

or did you take it already

[shadow ice]

bruh why is everyone taking multi alraedy

[crude creek]

are you what?

[shadow ice]

my school is lacking

[next gulch]

there's a senior in my year who took multi freshman year

he's built different

[forest heron]

wtf

[nimble thorn]

brain did a silly, meant to ask if ur taking multi

[pulsar blade]

jesus

[next gulch]

i'm not even kidding

[nimble thorn]

or if you already took it 💀

[shadow ice]

wtf

[crude creek]

I just completed it

[nimble thorn]

whoa-

[shadow ice]

bruh yeah im screwed for cornell everyone has multi already

[green wind]

lol abs not

[shadow ice]

my school batshit

[pulsar blade]

why do we all have a weed icon

[next gulch]

huh??

[green wind]

so many engineers are taking 1910 which is calc 1 and 2 for engineers

[gleaming galleon]

yeah we dont touch grass why do we have a weed icon

[nimble thorn]

i am absolutely struggling in that class like thinking in 3d is not it 😭😭😭

[crude creek]

yeah those guys are insane

[pulsar blade]

I can't even think in 1d

[graceful coral]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 22 hours and 8 minutes until the decision date

[pulsar blade]

lines are hard

[shadow ice]

ahhh

[crude creek]

its ok man. looking at my grade trajectory, ill have to retake it

[shadow ice]

F

[nimble thorn]

ope same

typical math nerd too

[gleaming galleon]

Do you get college credit for it?

my school doesnt

[pulsar blade]

y'all go to some insane schools

[nimble thorn]

yearly usamo qual 😭

[gleaming galleon]

nerd

[shadow ice]

my school has someone who took calc bc in freshman year and could not physically take any more math classes at my school

so he decided to do this like

Stanford Online highschool

and im just like wtf

[gleaming galleon]

oh that thing

[next gulch]

yeah nevermind i googled him and he's written papers on physics and is on some usa physics team

[gleaming galleon]

online school for 4 years

[pulsar blade]

is he at stanford now?

[crude creek]

yeah my schools multi is incredibly hard so almost every school allows and if it doesnt they can just convince the college to accept it

[next gulch]

💀

[shadow ice]

nah he waspart time or smth

nah he's at princeton

[nimble thorn]

can i be him

[shadow ice]

he went to princeton not stanford

[green wind]

freshman?

[pulsar blade]

you can come to cornell instead!

[shadow ice]

he had to choose btwn princeton and mit and everyone wanted to kill him

[pulsar blade]

just don't take my spot

[shadow ice]

he's one year ahead of me lol

but yeah

[nimble thorn]

rd, rd

[green wind]

oh damn he's a freshman at princeton

[next gulch]

inb4 deferred

[gleaming galleon]

Eh, you only need one school in the end

[green wind]

I can meet this mf lmao

[muted hearth]

gonna take Ls at cornL

[shadow ice]

wait frick is it 2022-2023 ok

he's a

SOHPOMORE at princeton

[next gulch]

what

oh

[green wind]

ohh nvm

[pulsar blade]

time is a construct

[gleaming galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ln_strike-gregzaj1-quant-quantitative-gif-22567558

[nimble thorn]

no! yg are getting accepted positive vibes only

[shadow ice]

bro my like time awareness skills has died this year

[next gulch]

same

it's already 6

ngl this year i've been wasting all my time online 😭

[pulsar blade]

oh you're west coast then

[shadow ice]

ugh im going to go do my hw seeya guys

east coast its already 8:55

frick

[pulsar blade]

&&

^^

[muted hearth]

bruh i need to fit like 6 hours of homework into 3 tonight

[next gulch]

same, i'm gonna go make dinner 🫡

[crude creek]

its already 9

[next gulch]

bye y'all

[muted hearth]

cyaa

[gleaming galleon]

FR Northwestern only has 112 messages compared to whatever this is

[crude creek]

bye

[alpine prawn]

Did u guys submit sat

[pulsar blade]

Yeah

I think you’re fine submitting anything >1480?

[green wind]

tbh if you got 1400+ you should submit

[vale pond]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 21 hours and 45 minutes until the decision date

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 21 hours and 32 minutes until the decision date

[surreal knot]

bro had to check if 13 minutes passed ☠️

[forest heron]

broo u never know these days

[trail smelt]

regarding yesterday

it refused to tell me without the imaginary world part

[forest heron]

VIRGOOOOO

LETS GO

[brazen vine]

what schools match leos lmao

[forest heron]

this is a sign

[muted hearth]

damn is chatgpt back up

its been dying all day

how am i supposed to write my english paper

[trail smelt]

this time i just asked it to match all signs

[forest heron]

damn mit

[muted hearth]

welp

[brazen vine]

lmfaooo

[forest heron]

ill take it

[brazen vine]

changed virgo to capricorn

[muted hearth]

guess im going to hahvahd

[trail smelt]

its kinda slow rn but yeah

[muted hearth]

icic

[brazen vine]

do u guys think iranians would be given closed to be considered minority

[forest heron]

yo this is crazy

[muted hearth]

lmfaoo thats wild

i think you would be?

[ornate moth]

i wanna go to cornell

[muted hearth]

at least in some sense

[brazen vine]

idk

my school is 80% asian

[ornate moth]

any news since last night

any developments

[late jungle]

Y'all are so absurdly active in this thread wtf

8000 messages 💀💀

[spare zodiac]

ion wanna be that guy

[late jungle]

Crazzyyyy

[spare zodiac]

but

[forest heron]

we're future cornellians bro

[brazen vine]

i thought there was 2000

wtf

it jumped that much??

[late jungle]

Yea

[forest heron]

yesterday it was like 6000 i think

[brazen vine]

☠️

[late jungle]

Be that guy

[spare zodiac]

nah

let's just say

[ornate moth]

u made uchic already?

[muted hearth]

bruh

[spare zodiac]

it gets worse

💀

[muted hearth]

ya can't tease me liek that

[late jungle]

Nahhh

I'm manifesting

[spare zodiac]

there are no words to describe cornell finals season

[late jungle]

My condolences go out to you

[trail smelt]

based

[versed notch]

I'm very bored because our school is basically doing nothing this week, so I think I'll be doing the very sane thing of predicting ED decisions lmao

[ornate moth]

how do i know if i made it

[surreal knot]

yooo capricorn (i only know this from snap)

[forest heron]

new drake banger 💀

[muted hearth]

you juniors are living the good life 😭

only goes downhill from here

[nimble thorn]

nothing about the beautiful city life of ithaca 😔

[versed notch]

Haha, don't remind me, I've gotten sick twice this semester already from overworking 😭😭

[ornate moth]

senior year sucks

[versed notch]

Should I cause problems on purpose and give you my predictions the day before decisions release?

Actually, that sounds too mean, I won't do that

[forest heron]

no

lets hear the predictions

[versed notch]

I'll only do it if like a majority of people are on board because I don't want to stress people out more than they already are, even if it's just for funsies

I also don't know everyone who's EDing and who's just lurking 😅

[versed notch]

But I'll give you yours the day before decisions lol

[forest heron]

🔥

YO THATS SO FIRE

[graceful coral]

what's this app/website?

[forest heron]

ChatGPT by OpenAi

[graceful coral]

ohhh thanksss

[forest heron]

dont use it to write ur college essays tho

its shit at that

[graceful coral]

lol I wont dw

I just wanna have some fun

and maybe traumatize the AI

[forest heron]

lmaooo

have fun

[next gulch]

traumatize the AI??

😨

[next gulch]

let's hear them on wednesday

[versed notch]

Actually, if you react to this message I'll give you your prediction (based on vibes only)

[next gulch]

vibes only

okay

[versed notch]

ECs, test scores, GPAs, who needs all of that stuff

[crude creek]

[next gulch]

🫡

[surreal knot]

🫡

[versed notch]

All you got to do is pass the vibe check, like I got you, I'll go to admissions and make a few quick changes

[next gulch]

thank you in advance

[muted hearth]

yea admissions should be based on vibes only

[forest heron]

fr

[next gulch]

they'd reject me if it were vibes only

💀

[muted hearth]

i think people here would get a deferral at worst

[next gulch]

no rizz w/ asian women

[muted hearth]

sad!

[next gulch]

"couldn't be me tho, stay safe y'all" - chris, probably

[muted hearth]

i am simply built diff apparently

[gleaming galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-sad-gif-10277636

[muted hearth]

I could not agree more

Rizz deficiency is the #1 problem affecting today's youth

Apart from vitamin D deficiency

And grass deficiency

[gleaming galleon]

ayo fr tho why is this thread so active when like Stanford REA has circa the same amount of applicants we do

[muted hearth]

We are simply crazy

[gleaming galleon]

They at 148 while we're the most active lmao

[forest heron]

"You're as sharp as a bowling ball"

when i asked chatgpt for rare insults

[muted hearth]

wtf bruh

you don't gotta call out Damien f like that

[crude creek]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-kanye-west-dumbass-no-gif-20416798

[forest heron]

bro got the reddit notifications turned on

[muted hearth]

nah its hella funny sometimes cuz of the comments that get deleted

[forest heron]

true true

wait did the strict guy delete his acc or smth

[muted hearth]

Who dat

[next gulch]

don't call me out like that

[muted hearth]

dw i suffer too

[viscid rock]

so true

[next gulch]

i'm on vit d supplements now but i think i need to touch more grass though

[vital shore]

nah but fr who's touching grass

i dont see grass

[next gulch]

that's crazy (nsfl trigger warning)

[vital shore]

t-thanks 😃

[muted hearth]

wtf add a warning next time

[next gulch]

i did...

[vital shore]

LMAO

[prisma solstice]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 19 hours and 58 minutes until the decision date

[muted hearth]

well i can't read

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 19 hours and 57 minutes until the decision date

[next gulch]

damn it went down by 1 minute

[muted hearth]

that was not 1 minute

[vital shore]

just to be sure, right?

[prisma solstice]

lolll

[next gulch]

yeah

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 19 hours and 57 minutes until the decision date

[next gulch]

TWO DAYS

[vital shore]

hmmm

[opaque hawk]

Gl y’all

[muted hearth]

and 19 hours

[next gulch]

🥹 🥹 💀

[vital shore]

2 * 24 * 60 * 60 + 19 * 60 * 60 + 57 * 60 seconds

[next gulch]

everything i learned in therapy has prepared me for this moment

[vital shore]

!!!

[vital shore]

ayo?? drop therapy tips

[muted hearth]

ima need therapy after decision day

[next gulch]

my therapist was really nice but also i always felt strange during our sessions

she tried to equate splashing cold water on your face to getting chased by an animal 10000 years ago

like i get the point she was trying to make but it was so awkward lmao

[vital shore]

uhm

im a bit confused myself

is there a sparknotes for this

[next gulch]

so i think the cold water is supposed to shock you and make you not think about what you're worrying about

or like the adrenaline takes over or something

💀 💀 the primitive instincts kick in

[vital shore]

i mean, if they say so :D

i'll go splash water on my face and see how it goes

[next gulch]

but in all honesty the most helpful tip was that the best way to get your mind off a situation is to have some sort of mild shock to the system

[vital shore]

mild shock hmmmm

sounds interesting

[muted hearth]

can confirm actually

it makes sense

[next gulch]

exercise works too but it's a lot harder to actually get yourself to exercise if you're already anxious about something else

[vital shore]

getting free therapy rn hehe

[vital shore]

i always exercise with my friends cuz they help keep me accountable lol

also just talking to someone helps w the stress

[next gulch]

exercising with friends is so much more fun than by myself

[vital shore]

nah the gym is so scary by yourself

[next gulch]

omg

[vital shore]

the men there are so tall 😔

[next gulch]

i've never been to the gym but it sounds terrifying

[vital shore]

it issss

cuz there'll just be people sitting on the machines

and u cant tell if they're done or not so you're just

standing there

and everyone's stronger than you so you just look like a lost middle schooler

ahhhh

[next gulch]

i'd be afraid of messing up or looking dumb

[vital shore]

ME. ALL OF THE TIME.

i will not try a new machine unless i'm with someone

[next gulch]

that's a good idea because then the worst thing that'll happen is you'll both look silly

much better than looking silly by yourself

[vital shore]

so true!!

good company >>

we should hit the gym at cornell and intimidate everybody >:)

[viscid rock]

me every single time at the gym

[next gulch]

and when i workout by myself my brain literally disappears or something

like i can't think about anything or have any thoughts

but with friends i can actually talk

[vital shore]

do you listen to music when u workout?

[next gulch]

no it annoys me

[vital shore]

aww

the loud noises at the gym scare me so i use loud music to cancel it out

[next gulch]

oh that's smart

okay wait what do you do at the gym? like do you have a whole routine planned before you go in or do you just do stuff as you go?

or like gym-goers in general

[vital shore]

i usually do a little cardio first to get in the mood to work out

and then from there it's just whatever area's open

if the arms section is busy, i'll go to the leg machines, whatever

[next gulch]

oh okay

thank you 💪

[pulsar blade]

Y’all do legs?

[vital shore]

IDK WHAT ITS CALLED

[next gulch]

i just run and bike

[vital shore]

but that one muscle on the back of your upper thigh

[next gulch]

no arm day

[pulsar blade]

Real ones knows leg is lame

[pulsar blade]

Your quads?

[vital shore]

i dont know words!

but stretching out that part makes me feel so good

[pulsar blade]

What Achel, do you squat?

[pulsar blade]

Oh the one where you spread your legs?

[pulsar blade]

Biking is so fun

[vital shore]

im so bad at describing things im sorry

this but like

the legs are on top

[pulsar blade]

I haven’t been able to bike in a while

[vital shore]

and push back

[next gulch]

what is that..

[pulsar blade]

Oh extension

[vital shore]

i love indoor cycling

[next gulch]

😭 😭 omg

[vital shore]

but

[pulsar blade]

Those hurt

[vital shore]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE IRL

[pulsar blade]

Like a lot

[next gulch]

i love outdoor cycling because the cars almost running me over give me an adrenaline boost

[vital shore]

but the pain feels so good

[pulsar blade]

You need to learn

[pulsar blade]

There’s a word for that

[vital shore]

i've tried!! during the summer

[pulsar blade]

That I don’t think I’m allow to mutter on this server

[vital shore]

ygs should teach me once we get in cornell

[next gulch]

when we both get in we can bike together

[pulsar blade]

Gotchu

[vital shore]

nah nah nah im perfectly ok <3

[pulsar blade]

Are you tho?

You seem stressed

[vital shore]

nah nah nah

[pulsar blade]

For the 5 hours I have known you

[vital shore]

never

[next gulch]

we all are

[forest heron]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 19 hours and 40 minutes until the decision date

[forest heron]

!dartmouth

[pulsar blade]

Once that 2 days turn to 1

I’m gonna start panicking

[muted hearth]

L dartmouth

[forest heron]

lmao

!usc

!mit

[calm swift]

MIT Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671297420> in your local time
4 days, 12 hours and 56 minutes until the decision date

[next gulch]

why's it so specific lmaoo

[forest heron]

idk did u apply?

[next gulch]

the 17 minutes hanging on there

[forest heron]

fr lol

[vital shore]

because

[next gulch]

no i do not want to go to mit

[muted hearth]

ik they do pi for pi day but wtf

[vital shore]

they're releasing 12/17

so

so

12:17

ahaha

[muted hearth]

oh ya

[vital shore]

they're so quirky <3

[next gulch]

WOW

i know someone at mit and i don't think he touches grass anymore

not that he did before but you know

[muted hearth]

sounds about right

[forest heron]

isnt it really easy to get into mit?

[pulsar blade]

Is he crammed in his dorm studying?

[next gulch]

probably

he hasn't been online for like a month

[pulsar blade]

Yeah 200% easier than Cornell

[forest heron]

yeah sounds about right

after all mit is

[pulsar blade]

Yessir

[muted hearth]

midt

[pulsar blade]

Wait how is the dorming at Cornell

[next gulch]

isn't it really bad

like after freshman year

[muted hearth]

people out here sleeping on the sidewalk

[next gulch]

💀 first the nets now this

[forest heron]

have u guys heard about the porn tradition at mit?

[pulsar blade]

Damn

[vital shore]

we can just sleep in the nets right <3

[next gulch]

can we not talk about this lol

[pulsar blade]

Please elaborate

[next gulch]

a2cers try to be remotely normal challenge

[vital shore]

THE DUALITY OF MAN

LMAOOO

[muted hearth]

that's perfect

[pulsar blade]

We have a lurker I see

[prisma solstice]

im trying to study for calc

[next gulch]

bro what

[prisma solstice]

wtf

[muted hearth]

didnt know porn debates could be so intense

[pulsar blade]

Huh

[next gulch]

y'all better not continue this topic/delete that image 💀

[prisma solstice]

how does one even find out abt this stuff

[forest heron]

it would make for a good why mit essay

[next gulch]

same energy as "omg yale interviewer did you go to the naked parties!!"

[forest heron]

idk someone just told me

[vital shore]

lmk how that goes <3

[pulsar blade]

Yes ma’am🫡

[pulsar blade]

Now you need to elaborate

[forest heron]

fs

[next gulch]

nah i'm good

[vital shore]

we're all crashing from the ed wait haha

[pulsar blade]

Welp google exist

[crude creek]

the mit tour guide was talking about the naked parties

[forest heron]

AINT NO WAY

[pulsar blade]

https://yaledailynews.com/blog/2016/02/19/yale-strips-down/

Here ya go

[pulsar blade]

Sex robot

HUH

[prisma solstice]

im done reading after the first two sentences

[vital shore]

hm :)

[next gulch]

i'm averting my eyes disrespectfully

[pulsar blade]

This is why I didn’t apply to mit

That and I got lazy with their portal

[vital shore]

it was so long 😔

[pulsar blade]

It gave me css flashbacks

And that isn’t good

[next gulch]

me with every single uc portal because for some reason all of them need their own individual site with different sign ins

[muted hearth]

you don't know how jelly i am of uc in state tuition

[next gulch]

you're right i don't know 😭

i wonder how many people move here solely for resident tuition

[muted hearth]

Definitely some number of people

I heard on reddit that the quickest way to get CA residency was to get married 💀

I was not opposed

[pulsar blade]

What’s the legal age of marriage in cali?

Wasn’t it 0?

[next gulch]

yeah with your rizz you can find a partner in no time

[vital shore]

chris, i wanted to ask you something...

[next gulch]

not another one

[vital shore]

you got me swooning when u said u ed'd cornell i mean...

AHAHA

[muted hearth]

🥹

[vital shore]

so...? what do you say 😉

[next gulch]

you didn't even ask the question

[vital shore]

shit

ig i got too nervous 😔

[opal cobalt]

Flirting

Caught

[muted hearth]

😔 happens to the best of us

[muted hearth]

i got negative rizz

[nimble thorn]

but but but

oh wait

[pulsar blade]

We absolute value it

[nimble thorn]

hes just diverting the questions

so, anyway... whats your secret?

🥺

[pulsar blade]

^

[crude creek]

[pulsar blade]

Chrizz

Give us some tips

[muted hearth]

my secret is chrizz

[crude creek]

what has this chat become lmao

[muted hearth]

Rizz tips

[pulsar blade]

Simping for cornell eders?

[vital shore]

nah it's just chris

[nimble thorn]

rizz tips THAT YOU REFUSE TO GIVE US

[pulsar blade]

And getting a cornell education in rizzing

[next gulch]

you literally said you had rizz for asian women

you can't switch up like that

[muted hearth]

Rizz is mostly innate

I cannot simply divulge such secrets

[pulsar blade]

Rate my professor is about to go crazy

You’re getting an one star

[crude creek]

rizz my professor?

[pulsar blade]

I-

Wait a minute

[next gulch]

what..

[nimble thorn]

is this the future of cornell

[crude creek]

oh I read that wrong

[muted hearth]

Also not my words 😭

[muted hearth]

Sadly

[crude creek]

it says rate

[next gulch]

okay whatever that random person you were messaging

[pulsar blade]

We’re gonna need to have a talk….

[nimble thorn]

its okay, you and achel will make a great couple

defo ship it

[muted hearth]

That was an irl so i had to blur it out

[next gulch]

not the ship

[pulsar blade]

First relationship?

Even before acceptance

A2C playing cupid

[crude creek]

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-it-i-ship-it-peeping-looking-yacht-gif-16014489

[muted hearth]

everyone is down bad these days

[next gulch]

that's just you

[muted hearth]

that is simply cap

[prisma solstice]

down bad for cornell

[crude creek]

proof

[next gulch]

okay i am

[pulsar blade]

^

[muted hearth]

same

[crude creek]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
2 days, 19 hours and 21 minutes until the decision date

[next gulch]

y'all..

[crude creek]

dang its still 2 days

[next gulch]

😭

LIKE IT WOULD CHANGE

[muted hearth]

okay what if it did

then what

[next gulch]

delusional

[pulsar blade]

What if I change my phone’s time

Would it change

Would I get my results tonight

[muted hearth]

it is now 7 pm ithaca standard time on december 15th

[next gulch]

"ithaca standard time" 😭

[pulsar blade]

And we all got accepted

[crude creek]

2 days until the trial for my life ends

[next gulch]

huh

[crude creek]

birthday

adult

[next gulch]

oh

[pulsar blade]

Oh

[muted hearth]

oh ya

[vital shore]

OH

[next gulch]

PHEW

[vital shore]

AHAHAH

[prisma solstice]

oh

[vital shore]

the RELIEF

[next gulch]

💀 💀

[crude creek]

yeah I totally didnt mean something else

[muted hearth]

bros free trial is coming to an end

[pulsar blade]

Your birthday is either gonna be hell

[crude creek]

...

[pulsar blade]

Or amazing

[next gulch]

or meh

but a rejection isn't hell

[vital shore]

or the middle ground

[prisma solstice]

rejection is redirection 🙂

[vital shore]

deferred 😔

[muted hearth]

A rejection would be very mid

[next gulch]

everyone is going to a college

[pulsar blade]

You can blow out the candles with your tear!

[vital shore]

so inspirational

[nimble thorn]

just forget that its your birthday

its sometime in mid december

thats all that matters

[opal cobalt]

Rejection = actually have to write during winter break = hell

[pulsar blade]

Nah it’s practice

[forest heron]

kinda wishing i ED'd cornell now 😭

[next gulch]

true

practice for what..

[pulsar blade]

For all the papers we’re gonna be doing

[next gulch]

glad you didn't thank you 🙏 🙏 one less applicant

[muted hearth]

it's not worth it we are all crazy

[crude creek]

thats not happening unless im not on the internet

[muted hearth]

also apparently you need mad rizz to even have a chance

[opal cobalt]

Ngl Im not even a Cornell applicant but other schools r all ded 🤡

[pulsar blade]

You should apply rd

[vital shore]

shouldve applied ed cornell

<3

[prisma solstice]

we're just such a vibrant community

[vital shore]

join the support group

[pulsar blade]

Unless I can differed

Then don’t

[next gulch]

LMAO

[vital shore]

we got that diversity, that collaboration, that inclusivity, that respect

[pulsar blade]

Because I need that spot

[opal cobalt]

U didn’t Ed Cornell

[nimble thorn]

YOU REJECTED MY SUPPORT GROUP INVITATION

[opal cobalt]

(:

[next gulch]

what diversity

[vital shore]

????

[next gulch]

is there a single non-asian here

[prisma solstice]

PLS NOT THE CORE VALUES

[pulsar blade]

I’ma sin

Asian*

[next gulch]

a sin

[muted hearth]

at this point i'll be happy even if i get differentiated

[next gulch]

💀

[pulsar blade]

I’m a math symbol

[vital shore]

DIFFERENTIATED

PULLED OUT THE CALCULUS

[forest heron]

im lowkey suprised how many cornell aspirers there are i thought no one liked this skl based on the server response 💀

[pulsar blade]

Leave

Now

[muted hearth]

😭

[next gulch]

crying vomiting

[nimble thorn]

shitting pissing screaming crying projectile vomiting

[opal cobalt]

Cornell is a good choice but writing abt what type of buisijess student I am nty

[next gulch]

what

[pulsar blade]

Oh see told you Chris

Asian girls

[crude creek]

all of those words were on my app lol

[pulsar blade]

Like to do business

[next gulch]

🤨

[opal cobalt]

LMAO

[muted hearth]

That seems anecdotal

[vital shore]

im convinced half of everyone here is just coping from their ed school's lack of thread

[vital shore]

how-

[pulsar blade]

Chris was asking about which school has the most Asian girls

[nimble thorn]

YEAH

[muted hearth]

I asked about aos 💀

[vital shore]

is he tryna maximize rizz

[next gulch]

usc, ucla, villanova

[muted hearth]

Once I get in idc

[vital shore]

tryna optimize

[next gulch]

trust me on this

[pulsar blade]

I knew what you meant

[opal cobalt]

Anyways I eded to nyu but it’s boring there

[nimble thorn]

stop.

[crude creek]

the aos just need to find your linkedin

[next gulch]

imagine having a linkedin

[muted hearth]

Linkedin in hs

[prisma solstice]

not linkedin

[vital shore]

hang out w us

[next gulch]

that's way too a2c for me

[vital shore]

the superior SUNY school

[next gulch]

do you know about the nyu tiktoker drama

[nimble thorn]

this is so questionable bro

💀

[opal cobalt]

I’ll go to the other suny tht hasn’t accepted me yet 😡

[opal cobalt]

Elaborate

[pulsar blade]

He’s the rízales

[nimble thorn]

stanny > stony

[next gulch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nyu/comments/yps70z/dear_kittykattycatty/ idk if she's still going on about nyu on her tiktok though

[crude creek]

everyone in my hs has a linkedin...

[next gulch]

your hs is cringe

[muted hearth]

The sweat is unreal

[next gulch]

confirmed

[crude creek]

it is

[next gulch]

except you

unless you have a linkedin

🤨

THE UNSTAR

[vital shore]

THE STAR DISAPPEARING

[crude creek]

im taking back that star

[next gulch]

😭

[vital shore]

AHAHA

eymae how does rejection feel

[nimble thorn]

ironic

[next gulch]

as long as it's not from cornell i'm ok

[crude creek]

lol

[pulsar blade]

^

If you take rejections now

You won’t get them on the 15th

[muted hearth]

wtf

someone reject me

[opal cobalt]

Interesante

[vital shore]

that infinite rizz becoming a liability 😃

[nimble thorn]

get rejected twice

third times the charm

[muted hearth]

BRO FR

[next gulch]

quick achel rescind your marriage proposal

[pulsar blade]

Does past relationships count?

[vital shore]

AHAHA

[pulsar blade]

Then I only need one more

[opal cobalt]

ACHEL UPROOOSED TO SOMEOEN???

U NEVER PROPOSED TO ME

WTF

[vital shore]

I

I DIDNT MEAN IT

I THINK

[next gulch]

you're an nyuer ed

of course she didn't

🥱

[opal cobalt]

Why u defending her

[vital shore]

m-may, let's talk it out in dms 😃

[opal cobalt]

She’s not a Cornell Ed

[next gulch]

because it's true

[vital shore]

I AM WDYM

[opal cobalt]

U LIAR

[next gulch]

LMAO

[pulsar blade]

LMAO

[opal cobalt]

IM EXPOSING U

[vital shore]

please ily

ur literally a freshman stop

[opal cobalt]

fake love 💔

[pulsar blade]

Y’all might have to sort this out in private

[vital shore]

😔

[opal cobalt]

well I must be a genius freshie

[vital shore]

you're certainly a short one...

[next gulch]

do you know each other irl 😭

[opal cobalt]

Yes

[nimble thorn]

nah

[vital shore]

no

[nimble thorn]

they dont

[vital shore]

oh

HAHAHA

[nimble thorn]

LOL MAY

[opal cobalt]

O we don’t?

Ok

[next gulch]

LMAO???

[opal cobalt]

We don’t

[vital shore]

AHAHAHAH

[next gulch]

💀

[pulsar blade]

Welp we know the trio

[vital shore]

u-uhm

[forest heron]

its fine, we have it harder anyways

[vital shore]

the discontinuity 😃

[forest heron]

taxes here are crazy

and every single other expense is crazy af

[nimble thorn]

stop with the calc references

[muted hearth]

That is true

[vital shore]

😔

[muted hearth]

But i'm tryna live that cali life u see

[forest heron]

lmaoo

[muted hearth]

So I applied to LA and cal in the hopes of finding a spouse

[pulsar blade]

Not Cornell?

[muted hearth]

For that instate

[nimble thorn]

hiiiiiiiiiii

cali is so slay

[next gulch]

LMAO

[forest heron]

cornell is just their side chick

[next gulch]

hold on

[pulsar blade]

Damn Chris getting all the colleges

Are colleges a he or a she?

[muted hearth]

I prolly inadvertently pull more hes than shes

[pulsar blade]

At least you pull

[muted hearth]

I got negatory rizz

[next gulch]

my grandma said i looked cute once

[pulsar blade]

Oh that’s why it goes in the opposite direction

And you pull hes

[opal cobalt]

Got people from all ages THATS even better

[muted hearth]

Yeah exactly

[nimble thorn]

may-

[vital shore]

WHAT

[nimble thorn]

nah this aint it bro-

[next gulch]

you're crazy for this

[opal cobalt]

Gn!!!

It’s late now

[next gulch]

conveniently dipping

[vital shore]

it's her freshie bedtime 😃

[next gulch]

LOL

[opal cobalt]

It’s 11:54!!!

That’s late

Ok bye

[vital shore]

sigh

[nimble thorn]

shes just paying her debts ok

the 141 minutes

of collective debt

[opal cobalt]

I don’t get it

[pulsar blade]

From what?

[opal cobalt]

141 minutes?

[vital shore]

freshmen smh

[nimble thorn]

sleeping before 11:30

hmph

[vital shore]

go do geometry hw

[pulsar blade]

Foul

[muted hearth]

geometry is very useless

it's just shapes

who doesnt get shapes

[pulsar blade]

It’s so useful

[muted hearth]

toddlers

[nimble thorn]

ok but like

saying "homothety"

[pulsar blade]

How do you know something is a triangle

[nimble thorn]

makes me feel smart

[opal cobalt]

Geometry is so hard

[pulsar blade]

Without doing a 18 step proof?

[next gulch]

???

[muted hearth]

You're so right

[next gulch]

say that again

[vital shore]

NOOO

IM STILL RECOVERING

[pulsar blade]

SHES RIGHT

[vital shore]

rip techno 😔

[pulsar blade]

Dream Stan alert?

Or techno Stan?

[next gulch]

there was a rumor going around that technoblade graduated from our hs

[pulsar blade]

One is better than the other

O.o

[vital shore]

techno stan 😃

[nimble thorn]

i wuv dweam

[next gulch]

but i kinda doubt it

[nimble thorn]

ok ill excuse myself now

[vital shore]

yeah.

[pulsar blade]

Please never come back

[opal cobalt]

Exposing urself

Lemme google where he graduated

[next gulch]

okay lol

[vital shore]

may stop tryna stalk people

freshmen smh

[nimble thorn]

ik what school you go to 😳

its almost as if

[vital shore]

...

[next gulch]

spit it out!!

[vital shore]

i need to get an alt frfr

[opal cobalt]

Some place in chick who

[pulsar blade]

What school?

[opal cobalt]

Chicago*

[pulsar blade]

Wait base on information

Y’all go to nyc

[vital shore]

dont believe a thing they say, they're liars

[pulsar blade]

So

[nimble thorn]

stop stalking us

[opal cobalt]

I realized I exposed all three of us

I said it’s

11:54

But that’s just a region

[vital shore]

that's a timezone-

[pulsar blade]

Bronx highschool of science?

[opal cobalt]

EW

THATS FOR LOSERS

[vital shore]

i apologize, may's a child

she's a toddler

[opal cobalt]

jk I wanted to go there 😔😔😔

[pulsar blade]

Stuyvesant ?

[next gulch]

oh i didn't realize techno's entire name was leaked by now 😬

[vital shore]

nah nah, dalton

JKJKJ

[opal cobalt]

Why would I wanna go to bxsci if I could go to stuy

[next gulch]

DALTON??

[opal cobalt]

U can think (:

[vital shore]

NAHNHHHH

HAHHAA

[opal cobalt]

Wait where r y from

[opal cobalt]

Those r rigged

One times

Time

Btech was above both

And tht makes this website 0-10

[pulsar blade]

They are definitely at nyc

[opal cobalt]

0/10

[opal cobalt]

Where r u from?

[pulsar blade]

This sounds like nyc hs talk

Dwai

I don’t dox myself

[vital shore]

imagine not going to dalton

[opal cobalt]

Why did u assume we r from the number one from the list 😔 do we sound smart to u

[pulsar blade]

Assuming you don’t go to bxsci

[opal cobalt]

Especially achel

[pulsar blade]

Do btech

[opal cobalt]

(:

[pulsar blade]

Because

You hated on them

So stuy

[opal cobalt]

Ok sure