I do not see your point
#CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)
forest heron
grand crag
good thing usnews threw columbia where it belongs
steady lava
@forest heron that’s your comeback? A 👎?
gl on Ed tho luv u guys
steady lava
💕
grave kite
💀
forest heron
I'll visit Ithaca some time
Coming from the best school in NY state 
To the second best
shadow ice
crude creek
Didn't Columbia get into that scandal lmao
I remember over the summer they sent big packets to everyone who visited
For damage control
oak rapids
im fucked lmao, i just found out the 5 gen legacy guy at my school is applying to the same major and school im applying for as well
gg
prisma solstice
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
viscid rock
how i wanna get in to cornell
crude creek
There was a college confidential post abt the amount of applicants
And it around the same as last year I think
viscid rock
ooh that kinda makes me relaxed
was there any info abt applicants for specific schools
im just desperately hoping for no. of cals applicants to be fewer than last year
forest heron
was there any info abt applicants for specific schools
Na i just saw the post
viscid rock
where can u see that
forest heron
where can u see that
forest heron
how do we know its true
wait i was lookin at this
sonic smelt
oh yeah was just reading this now
i was expecting this im ngl
it was my hot take that they barely increased
i think this batch is just more active
and we dont know how active last years batch was so all we have to compare is other schools which have way lower ed applicants
forest heron
it was my hot take that they barely increased
Yea fs but the trend overall in the last few years is insane
sonic smelt
true
forest heron
Didn't Columbia get into that scandal lmao
Yeah hope nobody applied go apply Cornell instead
forest heron
and we dont know how active last years batch was so all we have to compare is ot...
Yeah igu
Over 9500 could be 100000
viscid rock
i think i saw 2021 cornell ed applicants were like around 9000 on an estimated google sheet someone made
sonic smelt
bet
forest heron
Ty for your service bestie 🫡
steady lava
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
forest heron
bro def. got in
forest heron
bro def. got in
interesting
muted hearth
bro def. got in
are they intl? idk why they would ask for official irl documents from domestic
either intl or sus info
forest heron
are they intl? idk why they would ask for official irl documents from domestic
they claim to be us citizens
forest heron
yeah its in the cornell ed thread on reddit, if u wanna check it out
forest heron
yeah its in the cornell ed thread on reddit, if u wanna check it out
ur lowkey making me give into the theories LOL. cuz i sent in my last doc (non-custodial parent waiver) and cornell processed it like within a day whereas my other CSS schools have yet to process it and its been a week. grain of salt tho
vital shore
i was told the financial aid office is separate from the admissions office and not to draw conclusions but 😔
forest heron
whats up cornellians
hollow cedar
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
glacial delta
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
muted hearth
w h y
forest heron
for domestic
Can't they still see whether or not you have been accepted tho
muted hearth
Yea they def can
At least that's my theory but it's backed up and highly likely
i'm p sure that once someone's either accepted or in strong consideration their info is sent to fin aid (at least for ed where time is an issue)
of course, colleges will deny this
and it's not accurate for rd
oak rapids
on the day of decision, if you log onto the fin aid portal and it looks like this
you're in
its a pretty strong indicator
i found this on CC
i few times
hollow cedar
for all applicants? or just domestic
vital shore
on the day of decision, if you log onto the fin aid portal and it looks like thi...
like before the actual decision comes out?
bro i’m getting stressed thinking ab this ahh
forest heron
omg i really dont wanna check that before my decision
vital shore
omg i really dont wanna check that before my decision
LMAOO RIGHT
forest heron
im lowkey debating not opening my decision until like the day after
crude creek
bro def. got in
This would only happen if you live close imo
vital shore
tryna think of ways to pass the time until 7 on the day of
might just take a nap tbh
oak rapids
like before the actual decision comes out?
yup like on the 15th
oak rapids
for all applicants? or just domestic
at this point its domestic, i couldnt find any intl students that had this but we can always try (im international student studying in the US)
oak rapids
im lowkey debating not opening my decision until like the day after
im going to open it right at 7pm est
rip it open like a bandaid
steady lava
Mine comes at 3AM. Idk if I should wake up or have a peaceful sleep
But I doubt I’d be able to sleep
forest heron
i'm p sure that once someone's either accepted or in strong consideration their ...
why dont we call up fin aid. and try to ask them then secretly
and pry out some details lol
steady lava
Pls do 😂
forest heron
and what did they say
muted hearth
Basically they requested w2 from me on the 30th
I called them on the 6th i think of dec
forest heron
they gave any inidcation?
muted hearth
The lady said she needed my dad's w2 and that the total of my dad and moms income needed to add up to the income on our joint 1040
Like she gave exact numbers
I asked for more but she was tight lipped
steady lava
I really think they ask for finaid only from those who pass the initial cut.
muted hearth
It processed in idoc before I called so she just pulled my dad's in and matched them and everything was good
steady lava
I really think they ask for finaid only from those who pass the initial cut.
Like the major cut to remove all the 2.0s and criminals 💀
muted hearth
It processed in idoc before I called so she just pulled my dad's in and matched ...
Anyway I guess we'll see if@that meant anything in a few days
forest heron
Anyway I guess we'll see if@that meant anything in a few days
u should call them up now and ask "do you have everything needed to generate a financial aid package for me, should I get admitted?"
muted hearth
Eh idk the lady told me she had everything at that point, I don't think they would say anything more
Like they'd just give a non response
crude creek
I actually tried that after talking with asdf lol
lol I remember this. werent they super insecure?
muted hearth
Kinda in what way?
crude creek
they had no verificaiton is was actually right
muted hearth
Oh yeah lmfaoo
forest heron
so they didnt say "you will get ur financial aid package soon" 👀
crude creek
why would they say that
forest heron
to let u know u are in
crude creek
they have no idea on that yet either
muted hearth
Yeah thatd be a dead giveaway lol
crude creek
my best guess on why they as for idoc stuff is so that they can put all the "passing" students into a computer so it can spit out the best people to accept
brazen vine
overthinking way too much
forest heron
nah thats a crazy ass long time
crude creek
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
gentle basalt
:_(
gleaming galleon
bruh the anxiety from this thread makes me anxious too
Man's got a god tier scattergram and im getting less confident every sec
oak rapids
u should call them up now and ask "do you have everything needed to generate a f...
there was this crazy reddit post a few years back where a student called up A&S or COE's admissions office and was asking abt their application documents and etc, and the admissions ppl looked up their profile and legit said "no need to do that, you're already enrolled/accepted" smt like that
and it was a few days before the decisions came out
gleaming galleon
This is the new "portal astrology"
gentle basalt
dammnn
forest heron
there was this crazy reddit post a few years back where a student called up A&S ...
damn
oak rapids
honestly thought they slipped up tho
gentle basalt
at that point it's portal astrophysics
forest heron
someone should try that here
gleaming galleon
HOLY SHIT YALL GOTTA CHILL
forest heron
what if they respond with "nah, we dont need anymore info from you, cya"
gleaming galleon
DONT DO DUMB SHIT
forest heron
calling is not dumb shit lol
gentle basalt
who volunteers as tribute
crude creek
I mean someone can reasonably ask that question
forest heron
thats a whole 4K+ minutes
crude creek
just say "I recently saw the w2 form appear but disappear soon after on my checklist and I wanted to know if everything was all right."
gentle basalt
we're just having some silly goofy fun
oak rapids
just say "I recently saw the w2 form appear but disappear soon after on my check...
thats actually smart af
lmaoo
gentle basalt
unis about to stop releasing portals at some point to stop the astrology
forest heron
where do u access this?
muted hearth
I think most reps are trained not to give anything away
that incident was a one off
forest heron
u can tell out by their voice/tone
if they see a big flat rejected on their end, they will be like whatever and hang up the phone quickly
but if ur accepted, they will talk nicely and smoothly
gentle basalt
🙏
crude creek
I would rather wait the 3 days to get a definite decision than guess based on someones voice
they could just be cranky from working all day
and week
muted hearth
and month
forest heron
https://finaid.cornell.edu/check-application-status
right now its jut a to-do list right
oak rapids
right now its jut a to-do list right
for me its "No current to do item information found."
forest heron
yeah under the to do list
gentle basalt
^
forest heron
https://finaid.cornell.edu/check-application-status
so whats the point of waiting till 7 pm (assuming this is correct), cant u just check this link in the morning
crude creek
and are you sure the url is the same?
oak rapids
so whats the point of waiting till 7 pm (assuming this is correct), cant u just ...
yeah im planning to do that on the 15th
oak rapids
and are you sure the url is the same?
yeah this is the link for ppl applying for FA
so
yea
crude creek
ok bcs theres another link for financial aid
oak rapids
it did work two years ago, so we'll see if this works
oak rapids
ok bcs theres another link for financial aid
really?
forest heron
it did work two years ago, so we'll see if this works
i remember seeing someting on reddit
where a dude got rejected
oak rapids
Honestly it could one of the two
forest heron
but still had access to the classes and shit
oak rapids
i saw mine on college confidential
forest heron
college confidential is where the conjur up college black magic
gentle basalt
https://finaid.cornell.edu/view-financial-aid-decision-0
this is fine right
gentle basalt
ok 🙏
crude creek
this is fine right
yes, everyone has this
gentle basalt
on the day of decision, if you log onto the fin aid portal and it looks like thi...
would it be 12am eastern time? or just morning in general
calm swiftBOT
forest heron
nah for the fin aid portal
steady lava
Ohh
forest heron
no way cornell does that tho
cuz that just defeats the point of the 7pm decision time
gleaming galleon
I think fin aid is on the 16th?
steady lava
it’s for that glitch I think
trail smelt
Must I slowmode you
gentle basalt
if its 12am est I could see it at 9pm the day before 🥲
steady lava
Must I slowmode you
Pls no this thread blowing up is so much fun
forest heron
if its 12am est I could see it at 9pm the day before 🥲
people in hwaii be looking at it at 7pm lol
lucky mfs
gentle basalt
ikr
gleaming galleon
Why is this thread so anxious compared to all the others
forest heron
CUZ THIS IS A FUCKING IVY LEAGUE
gentle basalt
cornell behavior
trail smelt
I can put you one hour slowmode and tell all the other threads so they can point and laugh
gentle basalt
I can put you one hour slowmode and tell all the other threads so they can point...
quick everyone make alts
gentle basalt
yes
forest heron
CUZ THIS IS A FUCKING IVY LEAGUE
suny?
12:17 PM EST
sorry, I live on the west coast.
so Im not familiar with the ny school system
well you applied to state university of new york ithaca
aint no ivy league
Oh
cool
gleaming galleon
That’s doubly true if you applied to a contract college like Dyson
And yeah turns out Nolan’s the endowed one lmao
steady lava
I really thought Dartmouth would keep up with us
gleaming galleon
Dartmouth kids are chill
gleaming galleon
Cornell’s the stressful one yall got that fit for them
forest heron
people think cornell is easiest ivy to get into and then on the day of, they start coping so hard
gleaming galleon
Maybe I should’ve done Brown
forest heron
Harvard REA 😎
gentle basalt
cornell grass all froze to death fr
steady lava
I think we just have 15-20 really active people
And in all time zones so the thread never sleeps 💀
forest heron
does the member list not work anymore
ah my discord is just broken
isnt CAS CS a trap? (in the sense that if u think u have a easier chance at CAS vs COE)
unless u are able to articular both Arts AND Sciences
gleaming galleon
Well, the gen ed requirements are also tough if you’re just a stem nerd
forest heron
scattegrams not giving any hope lol
forest heron
how did cornell accept like everyone from ur school lmao
forest heron
anxiety on a scale of 1-11
12
gentle basalt
same
forest heron
this better not be true for cornell
crude creek
sounds like bs
gentle basalt
:(
muted hearth
it depends if u already submitted your 1040 and w2 and whatnot
if so then you might not get an email
even if you didn't, they might not need that info
so moral of the story is that you really just have to wait with these things
crude creek
no I think the moral of the story is that you should hack into the office without waiting
forest heron
^
muted hearth
Agreed
crude creek
I bet the date is on the 15th bcs all the other colleges are doing it then lol
gleaming galleon
how did cornell accept like everyone from ur school lmao
Good question. There are a few athletes but vast majority are still regular kids. I’d be damned tho if I dont follow the precedent established.
muted hearth
did you get an aid email?
hollow oracle
my friend applied ED here so wishing good luck to y’all as well as him on thursday
forest heron
whos up for a game of uno
why do u have the OP tag
bc i am the op...
oh u are over powered/
actually do yall wanna play uno on the 15th at 7pm instead of checking our cornell decisions
yes exactly
rip to us then
we prolly all got rejected
nahhh we all got in
i asked cornells admissions office to confirm
bet bet
muted hearth
yea i actually had coffee with the dean earlier, pulled up this chat and he said we're all in
forest heron
yeah now if I recall I spoke with Mr. Ezra Cornell a couple hundred years ago to accept us yall
and he said fs
crude creek
steady lava
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
forest heron
263890 seconds
crude creek
forest heron
Is Cornell the UC Merced of the Ivy League?
trail smelt
?
forest heron
?
grave kite
?
muted hearth
apples and oranges
forest heron
Is Cornell the UC Merced of the Ivy League?
no its the csu
muted hearth
forest heron
no its the csu <:troll:813622134092857375>
Seems legit
calm swiftBOT
muted hearth
WHO
meager basin
vital shore
today passed sm faster than yesterday omg
i still haven’t processed this is happening frfr ahhhhhhh
muted hearth
hm i want it to just happen but i also don't
muted hearth
hm i want it to just happen but i also don't
that may partly be because i'd need to freeze time if i wanted any hope at RD supps
vital shore
everyone's stats are wild
everyone wrote ab sm cooler things for their engineering supps 😔
next gulch
i feel like my ecs are so mid
vital shore
i think i as a person am very mid 😃
next gulch
other than my research with a t20 professor on the harvest techniques of dahlia and corn
but other than that they're mid
vital shore
that may partly be because i'd need to freeze time if i wanted any hope at RD su...
i regret making my college list so long 😔
muted hearth
Don't let the impostor syndrome come through
next gulch
i think i as a person am very mid 😃
no you're not 😭
muted hearth
Same but also I think shotgunning is fun
glacial delta
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
glacial delta
ah
vital shore
physics test today was so mid i heard it was supposed to be easy
next gulch
i told my mom in the car today that if cornell rejects me it's yield protection and she was like "aren't you applying ed...?" so i shushed her
muted hearth
physics test today was so mid i heard it was supposed to be easy
damn really
vital shore
so true
muted hearth
it's alr
vital shore
girl boss slay tbh
vital shore
it's alr
ahhh i’m pretty sure i did the last q right too but i was panicking so hard idk if my work will be counted
next gulch
does he take partial credit? or is it mcq
forest heron
yall go to the same school?
next gulch
no lol
muted hearth
That'd be fun
next gulch
no it would not
vital shore
there’s partial but idkkk
muted hearth
Buncha crazies 💀
next gulch
more ed applicants 💀
muted hearth
That too
vital shore
ik someone in this server from my school and he’s been lurking 😟
forest heron
this is why u have alts
next gulch
there’s partial but idkkk
you should be okay, you can always contest it with him if you think he takes off too many points lol
next gulch
this is why u have alts
vital shore
this is why u have alts
i’m not smart :(
vital shore
i should go make one tho
crude creek
this is why u have alts
next gulch
i found one of my peer's chancemes once
vital shore
you should be okay, you can always contest it with him if you think he takes off...
i’m not confident enough ahahaha but we’ll see
next gulch
on reddit
forest heron
<:this:793573949140893735>
my brother in christ
forest heron
average chancemer
next gulch
yea it was kinda embellished ngl
vital shore
not just reddit tbh
vital shore
and then i sent it to him "this you?"
LMAO THE CONFIDENCE
next gulch
kinda doomed anyways ig
forest heron
!chance cornell
muted hearth
asian male cs gotta be like half of a2c
crude creek
people actually embellish everything on reddit
cashier at mcdonalds --> handled money for a fortune 500 company
forest heron
33%. nice
next gulch
asian male cs gotta be like half of a2c
literally.. why are they all the same
muted hearth
literally copy paste same awards and everything
next gulch
USAMO USACO AIME ACT SAT blur in my brain
where's the spice? the personality?
but at the same time it's really not their fault
vital shore
they’re all just letters to me 😔
forest heron
Chance an average 1590 SAT 3.99 GPA student
next gulch
asian parents are so hardcore
muted hearth
Chance an average 1590 SAT 3.99 GPA student
community college
forest heron
😦
muted hearth
might as well repeat the entirety of hs with that unacceptable imperfect sat
crude creek
immigrant asian parents expect me to do more work than they did growing up
forest heron
maybe you should repeat senior yr to bring your gpa to 4.0
yeah Im considering that
thx for the advice
crude creek
no way im going through another year of hell to get into a better university
next gulch
asian parents are like "we were learning calculus in middle school in 1980 in the midst of communist china and the cultural revolution while starving at the same time 🤓 " and then when you actually get ahead they're like "oops you're like two years ahead" 😭 like what
i feel gaslit girlbossed and gatekept
crude creek
ik my grandparents actually had to deal with that though
next gulch
i mean my parents too
prisma solstice
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
prisma solstice
sigh
next gulch
are your asian immigrant parents really asian immigrants if they don't have a deeply skewed and insecure perspective of finances 🤪
surreal knot
tbf they grew up in a different environment
im glad they taught me that frugal nature
crude creek
same
next gulch
i think we're all just neurotic and boosting the activity by a lot
doesn't mean there are more applicants!!
nimble thorn
this is why u have alts
username checks out
crude creek
its the same people
vital shore
we just got that strong community yk
muted hearth
yea thats true there are only like 120 people in here
vital shore
we got that bond
crude creek
yea thats true there are only like 120 people in here
most of those people dont talk lol
next gulch
hopefully the bond is strong enough to accept all of us
vital shore
if only we could’ve written ab this for a supp 😡
next gulch
NO
muted hearth
most of those people dont talk lol
thats true
prisma solstice
hopefully the bond is strong enough to accept all of us
real
muted hearth
but unfortunately i do
crude creek
if only we could’ve written ab this for a supp 😡
engineering supps dont have this
vital shore
what was the second supp besides the engineering one
versed notch
If it makes you feel better, sometimes when I talk here I forget that you're just applicants and not at Cornell
vital shore
besides the problem one*
vital shore
If it makes you feel better, sometimes when I talk here I forget that you're jus...
<33 were gaslighting em into thinking we belong
nimble thorn
If it makes you feel better, sometimes when I talk here I forget that you're jus...
ur just living in the future yk
vital shore
let’s gooooo
surreal knot
yea thats true there are only like 120 people in here
and only 10 of us gonna get in
good lord
next gulch
i call dibs on being fluttershy
nimble thorn
and only 10 of us gonna get in
forgot the 2
crude creek
what was the second supp besides the engineering one
why cornell
muted hearth
well technically speaking a2c is a bunch of NERDS
who cant touch grass for the life of them
next gulch
and only 10 of us gonna get in
not ten 😭
surreal knot
forgot the 2
boss the rates are gonna be lower like they’ve been trending to
next gulch
not 10 though??
surreal knot
☠️
next gulch
unless everyone is applying coe cs (which is probably true)
crude creek
i think the a2c rate might be 25% or something
thats kind of low
muted hearth
actually idfk
muted hearth
depends on skool
crude creek
normal ed acceptance rate is already 20% it should be higher for a2c
next gulch
that's what i'm saying
next gulch
praying 30% cals ed pulls through
next gulch
🥹 🥹 dear god... it's me, margaret
next gulch
what major did u apply for
biometry and stats
crude creek
I know a lot of people from my school applying to cals and a&s but not coe
surreal knot
oh word
crude creek
which I find odd
next gulch
i think everyone at my school is eding cas/coe so hopefully i get in 🥰
vital shore
idk i just keep hearing ppl mention cornell ed
why does it feel like everyone and their grandparents is applying cornell ed
sigh
next gulch
ngl it isn't that popular at my school
brown, uchicago, and georgetown seem the most popular
nimble thorn
why does it feel like everyone and their grandparents is applying cornell ed
do you go to a cornell feeder?
that could be why
crude creek
cornell is just popular in my school nothing more
prisma solstice
do you go to a cornell feeder?
if only 💔
muted hearth
i thought cornell was pretty private about admissions
and i dont think they're diverse at al
they don't even have any videos
of the process
crude creek
why do asian women love you?
calm swiftBOT
muted hearth
is the financial aid portal thing true? that it changes on decision day if ur accepted
next gulch
do asian women love you though
next gulch
chris is actually kevin nguyen
vital shore
3 day mark holy shi
vital shore
discord > reddit
crude creek
ok just wondering bcs I thought I recognized the writing style 💀
surreal knot
fair
opal cobalt
3 day mark holy shi
Unoriginal (:
next gulch
ok just wondering bcs I thought I recognized the writing style 💀
analyze everyone's writing styles and link them to their reddit users and save any scrap of information about their stats on a spreadsheet to truly understand your competition
nimble thorn
discord > reddit
but the reddit stanford thread is active 😦
nimble thorn
hey yall if any of your buddies are reaing stanford get them in contact with me i need a support group 💙
crude creek
analyze everyone's writing styles and link them to their reddit users and save a...
LOL nah they both use "word" in their comments which is really unique so I remembered that
next gulch
fair though
surreal knot
🧌
next gulch
i remember an a2c post about someone going into a classmates room for a group project and found pictures of the top performing students at their school with a list of their academic strengths and weaknesses😭
crude creek
i remember an a2c post about someone going into a classmates room for a group pr...
oh yeah I remember this
prisma solstice
dedication tbh
crude creek
that was super creepy
next gulch
almost as bad as the stalked my AO post
opal cobalt
i remember an a2c post about someone going into a classmates room for a group pr...
The effort 😭 how is tht helping them
muted hearth
the cornell class of 27 needs to know
That implies we all get in which I wholeheartedly agree with
next gulch
The effort 😭 how is tht helping them
so you know which parts you can be better than them at 🤓🤓
opal cobalt
Well the person who did tht must be a really … sad person lol
crude creek
that person is likely a snake
surreal knot
most sane a2c user
vital shore
That implies we all get in which I wholeheartedly agree with
you’re dodging the question 😔
nimble thorn
^^ teach us your ways
muted hearth
okay well I mean I wouldn't know 😭
nimble thorn
w rizz
vital shore
i’m swooning already
crude creek
okay well I mean I wouldn't know 😭
so whats the body count were looking at here?
next gulch
how're we going to get in if we can't get asian women to approve of us
literally...
the math isn't mathing
weak python
im just a loser and on this more
reddit and discord make you a loser doesn’t matter which you use
vital shore
so whats the body count were looking at here?
bro just asked for his stats-
next gulch
seducing (the aos) to college
vital shore
why stop at the aos…?
surreal knot
reddit and discord make you a loser doesn’t matter which you use
factual
muted hearth
alumni too
Well that's one way to make your alumni interview awkward
oak rapids
!cornell
calm swiftBOT
crude creek
btw if you get in make sure to watch cocaine bear coming out in theaters february 24, 2023
next gulch
😭 😭 wait what does it have to do with cornell
next gulch
yea
pulsar blade
Sweet
next gulch
"The Cocaine Bear, also known as Pablo Escobear,[1][2] was a 175-pound (79-kilogram) American black bear that overdosed on cocaine in 1985"
THE TAXIDERMIST DID HIM SO DIRTY?
the hat 😭
forest heron
damn is everyone doing coe cs?
pulsar blade
"The Cocaine Bear, also known as Pablo Escobear,[1][2] was a 175-pound (79-kilog...
Here’s the real question: how much cocaine did he consume
forest heron
isnt cas cs easier tho
muted hearth
i'm actually being quirky and doing cas cs
pulsar blade
I’m doing cas CS
muted hearth
but i don't think its really easier
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Here’s the real question: how much cocaine did he consume
"The total amount of cocaine eaten was 75 pounds (34 kilograms),[2] valued at 2 million dollars."
muted hearth
its more abt how you present yourself
next gulch
here's his wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear)
vital shore
😟 i’m not quirky 😔
pulsar blade
I did not get a math recommendation
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isn't cas cs actually harder to get into
forest heron
but i don't think its really easier
well, I cant imagine it being harder than coe cs, right?
lol
pulsar blade
I think it’s around the same?
next gulch
like cas acceptance rate is lower than coe's
pulsar blade
Although more people get accepted into CAS as it’s a larger program
nimble thorn
😟 i’m not quirky 😔
uh huh
forest heron
I hope I get into Cornell
forest heron
I hope I get into Cornell
Yea I think Cornell College has like a 80% acceptance rate
so ur chilling
Also lol @ 7k messages
muted hearth
yea ur basically set for cornell college in iowa
forest heron
Hope we reach 10k that'd be a real celebration
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not the gatekeeping in this thread
vital shore
should’ve applied to ithaca college and just taken pictures at cornell for the vibes 😔
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😭
nimble thorn
yea ur basically set for cornell college in iowa
truly corn
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literally
muted hearth
The real cornhell
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should have put the "🗺️ --✈️ --📍 ithaca" in the insta bio and have everyone assume the best
muted hearth
cas has a lower rate but i think doing cs in cas might help
actually which college has the most asian aos asking for a friend
vital shore
should have put the "🗺️ --✈️ --📍 ithaca" in the insta bio and have everyone as...
👀 smart tho
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not this again
pulsar blade
actually which college has the most asian aos asking for a friend
Uhhh my guess is business
muted hearth
well shit
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wait really
pulsar blade
It’s that or coe
pulsar blade
That’s 3000 more than than last year
forest heron
nah like 500 more iirc
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how does anyone know it's 9.5k
pulsar blade
Admission rate is still gonna be wild
forest heron
how does anyone know it's 9.5k
some guy posted a ss abvoe
shadow ice
what 9.5k????
forest heron
someone else prolly does
muted hearth
yea i cant find it
shadow ice
bro im outta here
forest heron
nto me tho, sorry
shadow ice
_>
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whackamoley joins and immediately leaves
muted hearth
nah you're here to stay
shadow ice
MY SCHOOL ALONE HAS 40 APPLICANTS
forest heron
Here
shadow ice
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
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MY SCHOOL ALONE HAS 40 APPLICANTS
i'm so sorry
vital shore
whackamoley joins and immediately leaves
judging us and shii 😔
shadow ice
my friends and i are going to have a cornell + other ivy zoom party
autumn wren
It's not gonna be a party
pulsar blade
MY SCHOOL ALONE HAS 40 APPLICANTS
Dude every other person I talk to at my school is applying Cornell
autumn wren
Fr
tame umbra
has anyone gotten any emails from cornell lately. They've been quite quiet for a while.
shadow ice
more like a funeral
Suffer cry laugh and cope together :)
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has anyone gotten any emails from cornell lately. They've been quite quiet for a...
the general consensus is no
vital shore
i heard deferred at cornell is good
nimble thorn
i heard deferred at cornell is good
i heard accepted is better
pulsar blade
i heard deferred at cornell is good
Porque?
tame umbra
the general consensus is no
ok gtk I'm not alone
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LMAOO
shadow ice
BRUH
pulsar blade
I think deferred allow you to practice your essay writing skills
next gulch
wait how many applicants last year?
pulsar blade
Therefore it is better
forest heron
i heard accepted is better
oh shit
trail smelt
I think deferred allow you to practice your essay writing skills
yesnt
bc its not the same as college essays
trail smelt
more technical
pulsar blade
I need a weight to crush me
pulsar blade
I need to faint until the 15th
forest heron
imma watch the world cup tmr to calm tf down
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😭
shadow ice
pulsar blade
imma watch the world cup tmr to calm tf down
Bro this year was wild
trail smelt
I need to faint until the 15th
Cornell: "we are pleased to announce our decisions will be coming out on the 16th!"
next gulch
this thread is a ball of anxiety
forest heron
who we gotta bois: france or morocco?
tame umbra
imma watch the world cup tmr to calm tf down
Argentina better win
nimble thorn
imma watch the world cup tmr to calm tf down
whats tmr again? croatia argentina?
forest heron
Getting into Cornell is nice but I don't really see myself opening that acceptance letter lol
and france morocco
pulsar blade
Cornell: "we are pleased to announce our decisions will be coming out on the 16t...
I’m suing for emotional damage
vital shore
Cornell: "we are pleased to announce our decisions will be coming out on the 16t...
i would cry 😃
nimble thorn
and france morocco
same day?
shadow ice
Cornell: "we are pleased to announce our decisions will be coming out on the 16t...
i think you would genuinely give most of us a heart attack
nimble thorn
thought they were separate days no? or am i just being dumb
pulsar blade
Getting into Cornell is nice but I don't really see myself opening that acceptan...
I plan to open it right before I sleep
forest heron
oh yeah
pulsar blade
They still haven’t announced?
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date?? a2c has no rizz
nimble thorn
poor dartmouth kids
chatting up a storm too
shadow ice
lol
vital shore
the stanny kids getting pushed back to the 16th fr 😃
trail smelt
and uchicago
nimble thorn
the stanny kids getting pushed back to the 16th fr 😃
stoppppp
muted hearth
a2c does have no rizz 😢
shadow ice
Lmaooo
forest heron
I plan to open it right before I sleep
I don't think I'll be able to sleep lol
pulsar blade
Cry yourself to sleep
next gulch
a2c does have no rizz 😢
except for you and asian women
nimble thorn
you dont know how many ppl i misinformed saying i was gonna die on thursday
shadow ice
i mean no matter if i get rejected, deferred, or accepted I don't think I'm getting sleep
pulsar blade
I ran out out of juice
nimble thorn
join the ed cornell anxiety support group
IM ALREADY HERE
vital shore
except for you and asian women
he’s still gatekeeping the secrets 😔
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he’s still gatekeeping the secrets 😔
literally. he was like "uhhh hahah!!!" and then moved on
we're on to you chris
muted hearth
😭 oh my god
forest heron
Funny thing is that I have my midterms the next day after decisions
That'd be so fun
muted hearth
i'm being interrogated mom i don't like this
nimble thorn
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
shadow ice
muted hearth
That'd be so fun
damn wtf good luck
shadow ice
that's so scary
my mental state rn
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😭 😭
forest heron
I'm just hoping that Cornell accepts a good amount of kids without hooks and I'm one of them
I don't blame them if I get rejected because I'm not that hooked haha
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i hope my quirkiness counts as a hook
vital shore
i hope they just feel generous when they read my app
shadow ice
i hope my quirkiness counts as a hook
exactly
vital shore
yk gotta do some charity every once in a while right
shadow ice
who cares about asian male doing STEM debuff when you are qUiRkY 🤪
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"omg guys she's so weird but in a such an 'accepted-applicant' kinda way!! 😍 "
forest heron
I like to think I'm quirky but everyones quirky nowadays 😕
pulsar blade
I hope my AO was sleepy and accidentally put my app on the accepted pile
forest heron
frrr
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yea why are people doing such obscure and unique things
nimble thorn
I like to think I'm quirky but everyones quirky nowadays 😕
quirkily unquirky
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like who comes up with this stuff
shadow ice
like who comes up with this stuff
IDK man
muted hearth
Their rich parents
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"i've been a professional curler since age 8"
muted hearth
that's actually mad unique prolly an instant accept for me
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"competitive speedwalker"
shadow ice
i hope when the AO sorted me into the asian male doing stem pile and knocked it into the paper shredder, my application accidentally fell into the accepted bin
next gulch
i think the only way for asian males in stem to get accepted other than being really cracked is having an interest that ISN'T tech or coding
shadow ice
i think the only way for asian males in stem to get accepted other than being re...
i have uh.......mun?
and uh
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i mean this applies to literally every applicant
shadow ice
jack shi-
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but they want to see you have a life i guess (too much for me)
shadow ice
eyyy
nimble thorn
are you east coast by any chance?
nimble thorn
did u go to pmunc
nah
shadow ice
aw
shadow ice
did you go to nhsmun last year?
nimble thorn
nah i didnt go to collegiates last year
shadow ice
my school is going to illmunc and nhsmun this year
nimble thorn
couldve gone to busun but
shadow ice
idk if ill go to those tho
nimble thorn
i was busy that day
nimble thorn
wat are those acronyms 💀
yep, conference names
pulsar blade
LMAO
shadow ice
lol
pulsar blade
I think it’s model United nation or something
forest heron
imagine doing MUN
pulsar blade
They pretend to be governments
shadow ice
what, are you a speech and debate scrub?
forest heron
Maybe
shadow ice
They pretend to be governments
hey i get to pretend im a humanities kid for like 2 days
vital shore
A FELLOW MUNSTER
this name is so cute lmao
nimble thorn
hey i get to pretend im a humanities kid for like 2 days
THIS IS SO TRUE
pulsar blade
What was it
muted hearth
I thought you meant actually dartmouth
next gulch
bros cat is on the keyboard
LMFAO
shadow ice
nimble thorn
my school is going to illmunc and nhsmun this year
i dont know if were doing nhsmun but illmunc we are defo not doing
nimble thorn
yall going to eaglemunc/amerimunc by any chance?
forest heron
@trail smelt tell me smth about portal astronomy
shadow ice
nopee :(
muted hearth
TOP TIER MEME
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eaglemunc 💀
shadow ice
our school limited our amount of trips this year
nimble thorn
:(
shadow ice
it's tragic
nimble thorn
nooo
shadow ice
question do you know the connotation of one school that everyone hates
nimble thorn
question do you know the connotation of one school that everyone hates
starts with a d?
shadow ice
a certain Manhattan private school that everyone at my school hates
nimble thorn
ends with an alton?
nimble thorn
LMFAOOO
shadow ice
BRO those damn d------- kids
shadow ice
they are what you would call
shadow ice
toxic competitive asses
muted hearth
BRO those damn d------- kids
whoa whoa whoa we can't be throwing around slurs in here
nimble thorn
WAIT ARE YOU AN NYCER?
pulsar blade
New York cityer
pulsar blade
I don’t think people call New Yorkers nycers
shadow ice
:(
pulsar blade
Isn’t New Jersey known for their bad water?
nimble thorn
i didnt go that one
lmao the horace mann / dalton lore goes far back
shadow ice
lmao the horace mann / dalton lore goes far back
BRO litearlly
nimble thorn
they exchange best del awards its funny
shadow ice
wait are you a nycer?
shadow ice
nice
but yeah the horace mann/dalton mun lore jesus
i have never had two schools be universally like hated
shadow ice
nyc secret sewer city
crude creek
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
shadow ice
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, N...
do you have blue crystals i can use to cope w/ 12/15???
pulsar blade
Is it bad that I never watched breaking bad
crude creek
do you have blue crystals i can use to cope w/ 12/15???
yep ill send them to you
nimble thorn
this sounds so suspicious
hmph
muted hearth
the drug trade lives another day...
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Is it bad that I never watched breaking bad
i haven't either
shadow ice
i need to finish breaking bad @-@
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my friend keeps telling me to watch that and better call saul
shadow ice
my friends who have a life have a list of tv shows they need me to finish
muted hearth
I watched like the first few eps then LIFE got in the way
shadow ice
I watched like the first few eps then LIFE got in the way
LITERALLY
forest heron
unpopular opinion: the office is overrated
shadow ice
i have so many shows on my to watch list
next gulch
my friends who have a life have a list of tv shows they need me to finish
why's this always grindy sweaty asian kids (it's me) and their friends who want them to do like 2093409459389689 other things
shadow ice
unpopular opinion: the office is overrated
forest heron
😄
shadow ice
why's this always grindy sweaty asian kids (it's me) and their friends who want ...
LITERALLY
my friend group has like
crude creek
https://tenor.com/view/andy-bernard-the-office-cornell-gif-14454711
yeah great community college actually
muted hearth
mention of andy bernard in essay --> application to recycling bin
shadow ice
me, someone else, and another grindy kid
forest heron
💀
next gulch
my friend bugs me every week to watch witch from mercury but i just don't have the energy to watch shows rn
pulsar blade
Listen I am a league player
forest heron
i know someone who wrote abt andy bernard
pulsar blade
I don’t have a life to speak of
forest heron
in his why cornell essay
muted hearth
honestly good stats could probably make up for an andy bernard
but the andy bernard factor is quite big
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"make up" LOL
forest heron
idk what was going through his mind tbh
unique sail
just curious i just hopped in here when are yall getting ur decision date
calm swiftBOT
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are you saying it's bad i ended my essay with "go big red!!!"
pulsar blade
honestly good stats could probably make up for an andy bernard
15
shadow ice
@unique sail
vital shore
idk what was going through his mind tbh
prolly andy bernard 😟
crude creek
just curious i just hopped in here when are yall getting ur decision date
december 15th 7 pm
!cornell
unique sail
good luck every1 !
calm swiftBOT
pulsar blade
That 2 scares me
forest heron
253750 seconds from now!!
shadow ice
reeeee
pulsar blade
WHY IS THAT A 2
shadow ice
ahrggg
pulsar blade
Yes that's my age how'd you know
Doxing yourself
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prolly andy bernard 😟
😍 😍 there's probably fanfiction about andy bernard
pulsar blade
We love to see it
shadow ice
is it too late to adopt a few bears to show demonstrated interest?
pulsar blade
Hold on is your address 1234 American ave, AZ?
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crying
muted hearth
yes i'm sorry ideally you want to show some committment
pulsar blade
If not can you correct me?
muted hearth
If not can you correct me?
No you're right
shadow ice
WHY'S THIS THE HIGHEST KUDO'D WORK??
inhaler????/
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Jim Halpert/Inhaler
shadow ice
WHY'S THIS THE HIGHEST KUDO'D WORK??
PART 2 of "and the dundie for most medical emergencies on company time goes to..."
wyf
shadow ice
This thread is so active compared to all my other schools
we just the best
crude creek
This thread is so active compared to all my other schools
your other schools are
muted hearth
FR
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i can't see the this emote at all
pulsar blade
Damn
muted hearth
its rlly tiny
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bright-mode-ist
muted hearth
okay you deserve that then i'm sorry
next gulch
🙄
muted hearth
on the 15th guaranteed i get no sleep
forest heron
The fact that most people here received the fin aid verification is stressing me out 😭
crude creek
my final is on the same day as the decision and I cant even make it up bcs my teacher said they would make it harder
muted hearth
i'm either hype and can't sleep or sad and can't sleep
next gulch
if i don't get in i'm gonna be stressed for rd
muted hearth
oh ya
crude creek
same
muted hearth
rip winter break
quasi blaze
fr
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idk why i even need to apply rd though
shadow ice
if i don't get in i'm gonna be stressed for rd
literallyyyy
next gulch
maybe i should just not apply
forest heron
The fact that most people here received the fin aid verification is stressing me...
the last fin aid email i got was on the 30th i think
crude creek
maybe I should just drop high school atp
muted hearth
wait rlly what was it i thought yours was earlier
forest heron
maybe i should just not apply
fr maybe college isnt for me
shadow ice
i already applied to 29 schools tho but like
forest heron
wait hm lemme check
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fr maybe college isnt for me
okay not my thoughts.. but you go bestie
next gulch
i already applied to 29 schools tho but like
HUH?
muted hearth
is that coalition app
surreal knot
https://tenor.com/view/discord-lightmode-gif-18450013
dark mode mfers when they go outside (they are physically incapable to handle more than 200 watts of light in their basement)
next gulch
he got bonked on the head too many times
crude creek
Ive applied to like 10 I think
forest heron
wait rlly what was it i thought yours was earlier
nvm im trolling cornell finaid email was on the 21st
forest heron
the last fin aid email i got was on the 30th i think
lmao I didnt get any. Most likely means they have everything they need, but still, doesnt "seem" good
yall keep saying 30 so i thought mine was on the 30th too smh
ive applied to 17 colleges so far i think
crude creek
mines on 21st
forest heron
16*
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lmao I didnt get any. Most likely means they have everything they need, but stil...
maybe it just means you did everything perfectly
forest heron
ive applied to 17 colleges so far i think
those are rookie numbers
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😭 y'all need to stop thinking about this
muted hearth
the only 30 ive seen is this kid WHACKAMOLEY whos applied to mad colleges already
forest heron
whackamoley an opp fr 😄
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like the entire united states has like 10 probably
shadow ice
he got bonked on the head too many times
this is what happened to like 1/8th of the 1/4th of a brain cell we share
next gulch
r you joking
shadow ice
the only 30 ive seen is this kid WHACKAMOLEY whos applied to mad colleges alread...
you'll love this
muted hearth
WHA
next gulch
what tf is wrong with you
shadow ice
what tf is wrong with you
paranoia
muted hearth
brain cell decaying rapidly
shadow ice
dude now there's only 1/4th of a brain cell left
no it was 1/8th for both of us after i did 29
next gulch
exponentially decreasing 😰
next gulch
no it was 1/8th for both of us after i did 29
yeah i but i lost 1/8th looking AT THOSE SCREENSHOTS
shadow ice
ah frickkkkkkkkkkkkk
shadow ice
1/8th of 1/8th is what
muted hearth
RIP
next gulch
1/8th of 1/8th of what 😭
crude creek
1/64
muted hearth
well what else is the 1/64th of the braincell good for
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quantum mechanics
pulsar blade
Wait how many earlies did people do?