#The Traitors (SPOILERS FOR ALL IPLAYER EPISODES)
ebon pine
mild oracle
Looking forward to how they explain the 3 faithfuls that survive murder could even be suspected of being Traitors.
lofty knoll
I know, unless they got to the bottom 2 ans then Claudia would step in and say well..... Hate to break it to ya but they can't be murdered
But if I was sitting at that table I would think everybody there was a faithful and they all looked genuinely scared
mild oracle
There must be some twist. Looking forward to the face to face murder though.
Knowing this lot, bet they just suspect all the 3 surviving faithfuls and the logic will once again be "it has to be one of yous"
winged patio
Wait... Do you other faithfuls know four people were taken?
Or are three of them going to say it happened and people think it's a lie
lofty knoll
Or are three of them going to say it happened and people think it's a lie
Oh yeah right enough
They'll just know one is gone
mild oracle
It would be silly to think they are lying. There must be something else that will get revealed. Maybe the survivors get given a mission of their own to win a shield or something.
mild oracle
HWFG
lofty knoll
Here weeee
mild oracle
I hope Fozia survives the face to face murder won't be as good with her
She won't have as much of a reaction
lofty knoll
I think fozia is gone
Solely based on how she worded it last week
I'll delay my reaction picky
mild oracle
Oh it's Russian Roulette
mild oracle
Leon is miserable get him out
lofty knoll
In fozias wee interview thingy last week she was like "I THOUGHT I was safe"
And it made me feel like she was away
finite thorn
thatd be a cack spoiler
winged patio
Does the recap need to be 10 minutes 
finite thorn
this editing, thats the real traitor
mild oracle
The names are left up. Surely they would recognize Linda's handwriting
finite thorn
did they do a handwriting test
lofty knoll
The names are left up. Surely they would recognize Linda's handwriting
Yeah she does a weird Z
Like a 3
Fo3ia
mild oracle
this editing, thats the real traitor
Out of all the versions of the show the British one is edited the best by a country mile
mild oracle
Other versions show reaction shots which are so clearly not happening in real time
finite thorn
oh i hate that
winged patio
Why does that person think there's 4 Traitors 
lofty knoll
Why does that person think there's 4 Traitors <:limmyDespair:1270871608311152693...
Hahahahah I know I thought that
winged patio
I'm watching on iPlayer... I can comment freely 
winged patio
Is that.. what is that.. a black long kilt
finite thorn
ajomo would love that
winged patio
mild oracle
Freddie doesn't know Columbo, get him out
finite thorn
ill get you for commenting 15 seconds in to the future
winged patio
Nah.. I don't care if you're seven. You should know Columbo
lofty knoll
The fact she's still calling it a Welsh accent
winged patio
"and another thing".. fake fan 🐍
finite thorn
that crying was a disaster
is charlotte the toddlercore one or is that someone else
ooh a corpse hunt
mild oracle
Didn't they do this task in the Australian one?
finite thorn
what a riddle
winged patio
Stag Forest is a forest
mild oracle
Anna wasting time here
winged patio
They're wasting so much time
mild oracle
Spent 20 seconds on writing these clues
mild oracle
I wonder if he has a lifejacket inside the coffin
weak pewter
I would definitely play dead
lofty knoll
That would be brutal
winged patio
I'd be absolutely fine sleeping in a coffin on a lake
finite thorn
what if you need a wee
winged patio
what if you need a wee
I rarely wake up to piss in the night
weak pewter
I reckon they’re trying to disguise the fact he is wearing a life jacket under his jacket
winged patio
Wasting time again
finite thorn
I reckon they’re trying to disguise the fact he is wearing a life jacket under h...
the tory papers would have a field day
mild oracle
They are all thinking too much about it
weak pewter
He definitely was because he looks slimmer now
mild oracle
Why would a traitor risk playing that game, it's mad that they think one of them has to be a traitor.
ebon pine
is charlotte the toddlercore one or is that someone else
Anna is “Toddler Chic”
winged patio
They're so slow and waste sooo much time... If they still do this in time it's a joke
finite thorn
Leon, more like Lenon (this is a guestimation)
mild oracle
LeGone
ebon pine
Why would a traitor risk playing that game, it's mad that they think one of them...
Maybe they think a traitor was forced?
mild oracle
It makes no sense. Someone make it make sense
ebon pine
Anna is “Toddler Chic”
It’s no recycled. Toddlercore ≠ Toddler Chic
mild oracle
It was a game of chance so how did the traitor fix it to not get murdered?
winged patio
At the what site bruh 
lofty knoll
If it got to bottom 2 and the traitor was still in the game the faithful would be automatically murdered
ebon pine
If it got to bottom 2 and the traitor was still in the game the faithful would b...
The game ends at 2 people.
finite thorn
It’s no recycled. Toddlercore ≠ Toddler Chic
thank you for the clarification
mild oracle
If it got to bottom 2 and the traitor was still in the game the faithful would b...
That makes sense I guess.
lofty knoll
I would never volunteer myself to be put in the spotlight tho
finite thorn
literally on edge
mild oracle
Its I in Roman Numerals not 1
weak pewter
Hahaha
winged patio
Digging up an actual grave 
ebon pine
I would never volunteer myself to be put in the spotlight tho
Worse than !spotlight
lofty knoll
This is like Balatro
mild oracle
Oooft
lofty knoll
When I discard a card trying to make a flush
winged patio
"V one one one" is trigging me... It's I I I you fucks
lofty knoll
Told yiz she was a goner
winged patio
Whaaaats
mild oracle
So they'll vote Alexander out tonight
finite thorn
not leon, what about his wife and kids
mild oracle
not leon, what about his wife and kids
The only contestant with a family
winged patio
Why does Leon need £100k for his family
lofty knoll
"what's going on ere"
mild oracle
Brutal
winged patio
winged patio
"get over it"
finite thorn
haha
mild oracle
The other two seeing they didn't get the same reaction Leon got. Id be raging.
Minah doing too much today
winged patio
What did Fozia say "get got good gnight"
mild oracle
What did Fozia say "get got good gnight"
Said to Linda "get a good night's sleep, it'll be your last"
lofty knoll
Said to Linda "get a good night's sleep, it'll be your last"
Actual threat? Lol
finite thorn
itll be your last... in game...
lofty knoll
If they do the producers have guided them
weak pewter
These Traitors really need to recruit
lofty knoll
These Traitors really need to recruit
Dwindling
mild oracle
Please don't eat with your mouth full
lofty knoll
Please don't eat with your mouth full
Or slide the fork through your teeth
finite thorn
i like the clacking
mild oracle
Linda is fucking it up....again
finite thorn
lindas geps are fucking massive
mild oracle
Pouring diluting juice in after the water. What the actual fuck.
winged patio
"I thought she was 100% on Freddie" ... "Yeah, and...." 
finite thorn
that how you ensure it doesnt mix well
weak pewter
Be funny if all the Traitors got voted off and the Faithful spent the remaining weeks turning on each other
lofty knoll
Why are they all eating and talking
lofty knoll
Be funny if all the Traitors got voted off and the Faithful spent the remaining ...
If it got down to 1 traitor they'd recruit but it would be funny if they were denied again
finite thorn
disgusting people
winged patio
Alex with a whole steak in his cheek talking 🤮
finite thorn
maybe hes part hamster, youd feel very stupid then
mild oracle
Aye I think when 1 is left they get to recruit and murder. Game is heavily weighted to help traitors.
lofty knoll
What about Claudia being 53
finite thorn
53 what
mild oracle
I'm not not not not emotional
lofty knoll
Linda is trying TOO hard
mild oracle
Linda coming out swinging. If she survives she deserves to make it to the end.
Linda to turn on Minah, calling it now
finite thorn
id like to agree but shes just started talking over ehre
lofty knoll
She's put an actual target on her head here she's gone
winged patio
Shhhhtrong defence
mild oracle
Everyone 'swearing to god'
lofty knoll
I'd ask the others if they were given a drink
winged patio
lofty knoll
"I know who I am"
finite thorn
winged patio
Alexander gulping water... He looks guilty as fuck... How does he do peace treaties
finite thorn
hes as good at peace treaties as whats her face is at welsh
mild oracle
Who we recruiting then?
winged patio
I'd recruit Jake
mild oracle
Na, I think Leon now
winged patio
They're sooo self involved.. if they're picked they're picked on. If they're not picked it's because a traitor likes them
lofty knoll
Leanne is so aggressive
winged patio
She's stabbed people for money
lofty knoll
Are we sure Alexander isn't in this discord
mild oracle
Oooft
lofty knoll
Hahaha
winged patio
Leanne looks guilty.. incapable of defending their position without being aggressive
mild oracle
Ooooh
winged patio
Do we think Claudia has forehead wrinkles?
finite thorn
no way
mild oracle
Haha
mild oracle
Minah turning on Linda
finite thorn
She's 53 with a perma fringe
pure jealousy
winged patio
pure jealousy
I'd love a fringe
finite thorn
winged patio
mild oracle
Leftovers music yas
lofty knoll
even youre lapsing now omg
Noo that was how Anna spelt her name
winged patio
Meena is a beast
finite thorn
Minah has killed her there omg
lofty knoll
Great for minahs game
winged patio
Minah has voted out both Traitors
finite thorn
tbf Linda has played a terrible game
lofty knoll
tbf Linda has played a terrible game
And managed to survive
mild oracle
Linda trying to do the side eye on Leon at the end to cast suspicions
lofty knoll
For ages
finite thorn
shes dead pal
winged patio
Fuck Minah is good at faking surprise
finite thorn
wow first one in how many weeks 23?
winged patio
Second one
mild oracle
Hearing some people's sob stories makes me think they are making it to the end
lofty knoll
wow first one in how many weeks 23?
lofty knoll
Hearing some people's sob stories makes me think they are making it to the end
Do you remember one of the Australian ones
There were 2 older guys that weren't seen for the first like...5 episodes
winged patio
"that was very nearly me"... Was it? It was closer to being Alexander but you lack all empathy
weak pewter
There were 2 older guys that weren't seen for the first like...5 episodes
The English guy almost made it to the final as well, they totally erased him from the edit. Apparently he was talking a lot about production etc. so they did a number on him
finite thorn
Alex is defo a traitor
lofty knoll
The English guy almost made it to the final as well, they totally erased him fro...
Yes I remember reading that because I was like who tf is this guy
Having to go up there and speak to herself lol
Just a mirror
If I was her I wouldn't even want to recruit
winged patio
winged patio
If I was her I wouldn't even want to recruit
That would be baller.. just go solo and if you die next they get less episodes
lofty knoll
Oh forcing them to turn!
mild oracle
Bring Leanne in, murder Jake is the right choice
finite thorn
swear to god
winged patio
Oh... so men are cunts
finite thorn
id pick Armani
mild oracle
Oh... so men are cunts
True
finite thorn
id wear those jimjams
lofty knoll
Was she not allowed to choose a man or what
winged patio
Seduce a priest... How many chances do you get to do that in your life
finite thorn
Was she not allowed to choose a man or what
she just said, men are feckless scum
winged patio
"I want to pick a woman... sisterhood... no backstabbing"
finite thorn
why did they get a child to write Charlotte
mild oracle
Of course she'll accept
lofty knoll
Hahaha
winged patio
Be wild to say "no, kill me"
lofty knoll
Then game over
mild oracle
Charlotte could play a blinder by getting rid of those suggesting Minah
finite thorn
oh look a cliff hanger
lofty knoll
Barely even a cliff
finite thorn
time for charlottes welsh accent to shine
torpid orbit
I've finally realised who Francesca reminds me of. The mum from The Queen's Nose.
winged patio
Then game over
But only alive faithful get the money.. Fake Welsh is getting nothing if she was no
weak pewter
I've finally realised who Francesca reminds me of. The mum from The Queen's Nose...
I always thought she looked a bit like Beth Orton
winged patio
I've finally realised who Francesca reminds me of. The mum from The Queen's Nose...
I said this days ago
lofty knoll
But only alive faithful get the money.. Fake Welsh is getting nothing if she was...
I know
torpid orbit
Also, Charlotte = Martin Brennan the Irish Alan Partridge lookalike?
formal shore
Happenin, just woke up from my nap
lofty knoll
Ya missed a goodun
formal shore
Catchin up shortly
pallid quail
I thought Freddie's flip in the hallway was pretty rad
pallid quail
Also "what's Columbo?"
lofty knoll
"get over it" hahahah
formal shore
"get over it" hahahah
Oh I replayed it, 'get over it' rather than I know bahaha
formal shore
"V one one one" is trigging me... It's I I I you fucks
You're cute when you're angry
ebon pine
It's like when folk get asked in a job interview "Why do you want to work here?"
Ehhh, cos being homeless is fucking awful, thats how
formal shore
One of the 5 billion reasons I thought I was autistic was answering that question in an interview almost like that
Granted I was like 17
ebon pine
It's genuinely hard to tell. I have said to folk "Sometimes I'm being autistic, sometimes I'm being a dick"
Pro Tip: If you are ND, don't put it on your Tinder profile.
formal shore
I hate seeing that on any bio
With 300 emojis
Like it's a badge of honour or like a cutesy wee trait, like Star Wars fan. Infantilises it
ebon pine
Mine just said "Autistic" because I was taking it seriously
But I agree. I didn't earn my autism or do anything to get it, so its not something I'm proud of. I'm not ashamed either.
formal shore
But I agree. I didn't earn my autism or do anything to get it, so its not somet...
Yeah exactly
ebon pine
I realised it's like the height thing, it's just a part of who I am but doesn't really matter.
lofty knoll
Maybe it was like a self protection thing in a way as well
ebon pine
Aye I didn't want someone to find out after 3 dates and be like ewwwwww
formal shore
It's maybe info you wanna share for sure but your way of simply stating it is much better than ✨autistic ptsd ocd adhd✨
lofty knoll
It's maybe info you wanna share for sure but your way of simply stating it is mu...
Oh yeah 100%
ebon pine
It's maybe info you wanna share for sure but your way of simply stating it is mu...
IMQHO
formal shore
Like collecting fucking gym badges in Pokemon
ebon pine
Those badges would be blue, I'm guessing 😉
formal shore
Those badges would be blue, I'm guessing 😉
WAHEYYYYY
I was diagnosed CPTSD rather than autism but am I fuck pure making it my personality
formal shore
'Wideo Goth' should be my whole bio on Bumble
ebon pine
My favourite was lassies who put "No Dick Pics"
Somehow don't think that will work. If anything, it's just going to be seen as a challenge by the kind of person who sends unsolicited dick pics
The very best bios though are the ones who list everything about what YOU need to be and fuck all about them.
formal shore
Somehow don't think that will work. If anything, it's just going to be seen as a...
Exactly!
formal shore
The very best bios though are the ones who list everything about what YOU need t...
Yeah it is weird, very entitled
Mine bahaha
ebon pine
I'm trying to swipe but it's no working!
formal shore
GET FUCKED YOU'RE MARRIED 
ebon pine
SO. ARE. YOU!
formal shore
Yeah but my husband's a wee fucknut I've no seen in a year
ebon pine
Fair
formal shore
I'm glad you didn't say same or something similar, woulda grassed you in
lofty knoll
That's a great bio
ebon pine
Seriously though I think that's a decent bio. Gives enough to start a convo without trying too hard
formal shore
Thank you, that's reassuring, I struggle with them
ebon pine
Verified as well. No a catfish.
ebon pine
I've just realised where we are haha.
You should defo use the selfie you posted yesterday though
lofty knoll
And if somebody gets the first bit then you've already got something in common
finite thorn
oooh a libra 
formal shore
oooh a libra <:limmyCheers:1270871581962407958>
Ew
formal shore
<:limmyFedUp:1270871607572828213>
Jk kisses
finite thorn
Jk kisses <:limmyCheers:1270871581962407958>
i dont know what to believe, my heads in a spin
ebon pine
Joe is still a prick. Bet he’s a Virgo
formal shore
i dont know what to believe, my heads in a spin
formal shore
Joe is still a prick. Bet he’s a Virgo
I hate Joe's fart smellin face
ebon pine
I hate Joe's fart smellin face
I feel like he’d be going “Nah some cunts definitely farted” and they’d have to keep saying “No Joe, that’s just the eggs”.
He’s just always so very wrong
finite thorn
https://tenor.com/view/message-bb-i-love-you-heart-butterfly-gif-506441047125840...
which ones Joe
formal shore
which ones Joe
NotDan
ebon pine
ebon pine
oh god i hate Joe so much
Not enough to learn his name
winged patio
Joe is still a prick. Bet he’s a Virgo
formal shore
<:limmyCry:969724489329954818>
Explains a lot tbh
ebon pine
What even are the shite ones and the good ones?
ebon pine
Better than crying fucking. Very different show
winged patio
These theories are shite... 6'5" Jack is taller and anywhere near the size of 6'6"/29 stone Tom Stoltman
finite thorn
well you come up with some better ones
winged patio
Charlotte is Welsh.. double bluff
gloomy surge
Fuck me, it took them long enough to get Linda
Candidate for the worst starting traitor yet?
gloomy surge
Do we think Claudia has forehead wrinkles?
Claudia doesn't wrinkle man
gloomy surge
Never watched so much of anything all in 1 go
lofty knoll
Now you'll have to wait a whole week for the next episode after Friday
You'll be like "what did I do before"
gloomy surge
It's fine, I'll probably get some actual work done now
gloomy surge
Charlotte from S2 had some of the best entrances
winged patio
ebon pine
As shite as she was at the game Charlotte struck me as the kind of person I’d get on with. She’s had a shitey time since leaving as well
finite thorn
@gloomy surge just make sure you follow the rules... when we are watching live its a 15 second delay on posting to help with us iplayer watchers 
@lofty knoll ill be watching your messages closely tonight...
will end up missing the epiosde probably
lofty knoll
Hahaha I didn't ruin anything last night btw
ebon pine
<@313048067601596417> just make sure you follow the rules... when we are watchin...
Not a rule
lofty knoll
Just a.... Thing to consider
ebon pine
Just delay your reading of the discord by 15 seconds.
Problem solved and unaffected by the actions of anyone else.
Master of your own destiny spoilers
lofty knoll
I usually just wait til everyone starts reacting to things now
gloomy surge
Just delay your reading of the discord by 15 seconds.
Hmm 🤔
ebon pine
It wasn’t. I watch on the iPlayer. I just don’t look at discord as soon as someone says something or does something. I wait until a lul in what’s happening then catch up.
finite thorn
Hahaha I didn't ruin anything last night btw
haha, im just messing. Dont mind too much except for the end
finite thorn
Just delay your reading of the discord by 15 seconds.
classic selfish tv watchers
lofty knoll
I'm starting a new thread with no rules
ebon pine
classic selfish tv watchers
Read on
lofty knoll
Hahahaha jk
ebon pine
I'm starting a new thread with no rules
This one has no rules 😂
finite thorn
I'm starting a new thread with no rules
thats against the rules
ebon pine
I think folk are anxious about something being spoiled 15 seconds before they see it but in reality it’s hard to do that. It’s not like football where you can be like “What a goal”. People getting voted out is obvious because it takes ages and the murders take ages because people come in one by one.
finite thorn
It wasn’t. I watch on the iPlayer. I just don’t look at discord as soon as some...
im too busy commenting on the discord to notice who gets voted out so it comes as a bit of a shock
lofty knoll
im too busy commenting on the discord to notice who gets voted out so it comes a...
Hahahaha
Spending too long discussing the show that you forget to actually watch
finite thorn
i feel like the 
is an inherent necessity for a program like this
lofty knoll
My tiktok fyp is just filled with Alexander edits
ebon pine
Soon it'll be filled with right wing slopaganda
finite thorn
My tiktok fyp is just filled with Alexander edits
why? hes like totes boring
lofty knoll
winged patio
I watched it on iplayer last night because I'm such an empathic nice guy
finite thorn
a hero
winged patio
When I first saw Alexander I thought he was handsome but he increasingly looks like a hamster and I think he was fired from being a diplomat rather than a career choice to leave
finite thorn
he was never a diplomat unless hes one of those nepobabies that people love to talk about
finite thorn
I reckon itll be Armani out next
lofty knoll
He stayed seated while they all celebrated
lofty knoll
I reckon itll be Armani out next
Sigh lol
gloomy surge
I reckon itll be Armani out next
This
They couldn't believe how relaxed he was when he got out that coffin that they placed him in 5 minutes prior to them finding him
TBF I'd love it in there, but of piece and and quiet from them lot
lofty knoll
Must be the Armani jeans
HA
gloomy surge
Sorry I forgot this emoji 
lofty knoll
ill stop when you stop finding it absolutely hilarious
We are getting there btw lol
But fuck it, commit to the bit
finite thorn
We are getting there btw lol
if the faithful had been smarter and shed be voted out earlier id not need to do it anymore
winged patio
It's like the Fist of Fun - Boy Who Cried Wolf sketch... which I can't find anywhere
ebon pine
I read an article t'other day about Alexander but can't find it now. The general jist was, professionally he's an absolute wanker, but to go into more detail would mean breaking the NPP rule
finite thorn
I read an article t'other day about Alexander but can't find it now. The general...
not shocked tbh
ebon pine
I look forward to him LEAVING the game
ebon pine
What do we think about this thing about Alexander and Charlotte being a couple?
finite thorn
nothing
ebon pine
Kl kl
winged patio
What do we think about this thing about Alexander and Charlotte being a couple?
Incredibly tenuous.. everyone in the castle would believe it though as there reasons for someone being a traitor are pish
ebon pine
Incredibly tenuous.. everyone in the castle would believe it though as there rea...
Joe would suspect right away. He thinks everybody is a traitor. Surprised he hasn’t doubted himself.
ebon pine
Who?
lofty knoll
is thingy being forced to become a traitor
Thanks bbz
lofty knoll
is thingy being forced to become a traitor
Charlotte
lofty knoll
Yes
finite thorn
where the spoiler forum for Amanda and Alan fuck about abroad
ebon pine
Amanda Holden spoils everything she’s in
gloomy surge
Micheal Mcintire. Fucking love him
gloomy surge
Ain't even started on iplayer hiw far we behind?
lofty knoll
Will I just watch on iplayer, am I the only one watching on live
ebon pine
finite thorn
thats not how you spell it
lofty knoll
thats not how you spell it
finite thorn
star trek needs to be suing for this logo
gloomy surge
This. Is the Traytors
finite thorn
https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-sta...
😮
lofty knoll
If I was her I'd be like wait did she not vote for Linda and Armani
finite thorn
nah thanks, im off hyem
finite thorn
why dont they just look in each others cupboards to see who the traitor is
winged patio
Do they now vote to kill?
lofty knoll
Getting to experience the game from all angles
gloomy surge
Must
winged patio
This was filmed in the summer
finite thorn
live isnt it
gloomy surge
I was only joking lolz
winged patio
Ah.
finite thorn
here comes the accent
winged patio
It was just one night.. since then I've been landed jokes
gloomy surge
Bet Charlotte's normal accent isn't much different
lofty knoll
I thought Charlotte was gonna do a big confession to minah "btw I'm not actually Welsh"
"you're Welsh?"
gloomy surge
Haha
finite thorn
if thats the welsh accent
winged patio
Leanne is from North Wales apparently
finite thorn
bet they get so sick of breakfast pastries
the crossaints probably arent even airfryed
winged patio
Be chill Charlotte
finite thorn
hope she gives it away
lofty knoll
Who we thinking
winged patio
Oh def kill Anna
lofty knoll
That's a bold outfit choice
finite thorn
haha fuck me
weak pewter
She’s skinned Cookie Monster
lofty knoll
I haven't seen a feather boa since 1999
finite thorn
gotta have some respect for trying that outfit
winged patio
"they're out to get me... they're always picking on me... they hate me" etc
finite thorn
why has she been to hell and back?
winged patio
What does she do if they're higher up
lofty knoll
That sentence lol
finite thorn
some mix of dress and jumper from ole Claude ther
gloomy surge
Bouncy castle
lofty knoll
"but after being put in a coffin"
weak pewter
Aside from not being myself I’ve totally been myself
winged patio
Did she do the fake accent in the tower? So Minah doesn't know still
lofty knoll
Did she do the fake accent in the tower? So Minah doesn't know still
I don't even believe that she's doing a fake accent anymore
I literally don't hear it
finite thorn
fuck up about the army
gloomy surge
Is she still doing it in the interviews? It ain't ever sounded different
finite thorn
I don't even believe that she's doing a fake accent anymore
i dont think shes ever heard a welsh accent
lofty knoll
fuck up about the army
As bad as me with this Billy Joel concert
winged patio
28 is early to retire
weak pewter
She doesn’t do it in the interviews but does try in the castle
winged patio
As bad as me with this Billy Joel concert
She's not that bad 
finite thorn
As bad as me with this Billy Joel concert
who
lofty knoll
Alex is doing well to stay under the radar for somebody with pink hair
winged patio
Perma hat
finite thorn
priests cant lie remember
lofty knoll
I can't understand a word the priest is saying right now
lofty knoll
Pink hair ain't done much had he
Nope I think he could make it to the final
If he's not murdered
finite thorn
why does she love him, whats going on
winged patio
lofty knoll
Nope I think he could make it to the final
Oh wait ...
gloomy surge
Relation?
lofty knoll
Omg Francesca I might have worked out who she looks like
gloomy surge
It's his aunts cousins sis
winged patio
Oh wait ...
You think a faithful could make the final if they're not murdered or banished
finite thorn
if Chaz gets Minah killed does she win more dosharino?
gloomy surge
I couldn't place it until I saw the connection in here
winged patio
If Keith says Paula Wilcox I'm gonna lose it
lofty knoll
Queens nose mum. Thought we established that?
No it wasn't that for me
Her from Shameless?
finite thorn
who tf is that
lofty knoll
Karen's mum from shameless
winged patio
Naw
finite thorn
its a no from me
gloomy surge
I as thinking her from the royal family to begin with
finite thorn
this is limmy level of getting it wrong
ebon pine
if Chaz gets Minah killed does she win more dosharino?
No. The pool stays the same
winged patio
I as thinking her from the royal family to begin with
Catherine thingy
gloomy surge
Ye
ebon pine
this is limmy level of getting it wrong
Haven’t got chat to help
ebon pine
Catherine thingy
Caroline Aherne
gloomy surge
Ye
ebon pine
Catherine thingy
You’re thinking Katherine because that’s @lofty knoll’s name
winged patio
RIP
finite thorn
surely hes only a target if he has an idea who the other traitor is
ebon pine
surely hes only a target if he has an idea who the other traitor is
Everyone’s a target
finite thorn
yeah but he was like im a super target
winged patio
Naw
gloomy surge
This some squid game shit
lofty knoll
if Chaz gets Minah killed does she win more dosharino?
She'll win more money yeah
Rather than 50/50 split
winged patio
Fucking hell
lofty knoll
I keep seeing tiktoks about how complicated these tasks are
They are ridiculous like
"go down to the stream, there you will meet a man. He will tell you these riddles three"
winged patio
Most seem easy... Solve a pish riddle and get driven there
lofty knoll
What in the fuck
winged patio
Throw the non-song ones out the room.. have a fucking system
weak pewter
Hahahah snau snau beale
finite thorn
haha
gloomy surge
Snam snowl beel
winged patio
Baa baa black sheep
gloomy surge
Leeb lwons mans 🐁
winged patio
Ahhh feck
ebon pine
Veni Vidi Vici
weak pewter
Best task they’ve done
winged patio
Row row row your boat
lofty knoll
Veni Vidi Vici
We came we saw we conquered innit?
finite thorn
look at you, miss smarty pants
winged patio
Yes man
gloomy surge
Oh it's the F1 tune
lofty knoll
The only reason I know that is because it's the tagline for a local flute band hahah
lofty knoll
The only reason I know that is because it's the tagline for a local flute band h...
NPP
finite thorn
a local flute band 
lofty knoll
a local flute band <:limmySteel:1270871627445440595>
It's a Belfast thing
finite thorn
ahh one of those things
winged patio
Jake coulda gone pro but he did his knee
gloomy surge
Came runner up in the Charles Rice Junior league
finite thorn
lil prick
gloomy surge
Aye
winged patio
Came runner up in the Charles Rice Junior league
I can't add the Huge emote as I don't have Nitro, but huge
Joe is shit
finite thorn
well thats the next generation fucked with joe and @formal shore teaching
lofty knoll
Joe is shit
Get him oot
gloomy surge
They're all a bit boring compared to s1 and S2. Those left in at least
weak pewter
Joe has the most annoying teacher voice as well
lofty knoll
They're all a bit boring compared to s1 and S2. Those left in at least
Aye I feel like the traitors in S1 and S2 were more risky
And played a more fun game
They're all in their feelings this season
winged patio
Imagine that voice talking about the first world war, I'd be asleep in minutes
finite thorn
traitors and playing a shitter, name a better duo
ebon pine
Joe has the most annoying teacher voice as well
Hes got a “Well acshually” voice
weak pewter
“It’s not my time you’re wasting it’s yours “
winged patio
Alex is fucking himself up here
finite thorn
there arent even any busses in this
gloomy surge
They love to say that on this show
lofty knoll
there arent even any busses in this
Hahahaha
finite thorn
joes a right thicko
winged patio
Legit idiot
lofty knoll
I'd prefer Alexander to survive
finite thorn
I'd prefer Alexander to survive
As long as Armani goes
lofty knoll
He's at least a bit interesting/entertaining
gloomy surge
He seems like a nice chap
finite thorn
Who Alexander? dont let wonky hear you say that
winged patio
Joe is plowing on
weak pewter
Alex
finite thorn
lofty knoll
Right this is where the confusion is then
finite thorn
there are two alexs?
lofty knoll
I'm talking about Alexander diplomat guy
weak pewter
There’s Alex and there’s Alexander
finite thorn
fuck me
gloomy surge
Oh
lofty knoll
Jongo talkin about Alex pink hair
lofty knoll
Hahahaha
lofty knoll
I think he's better TV though
gloomy surge
Ye
finite thorn
Diploshat guy, not so keen
oh i see, i thought you were a massive tory boy for a second
gloomy surge
Adds a bit of something
winged patio
Lisa is a baller
finite thorn
have we even seen this family? its probo fake
gloomy surge
Ha ha she said trump
lofty knoll
Adds a bit of something
Yes like he seems intelligent so I wanna see him work it out
That coffin has fucked with his heid
PTSD
winged patio
I'd say I want the money for my 4 year old with learning difficulties
finite thorn
leons hat looks comfy
ebon pine
Alex - Gid cunt
Alexander - Tory cunt
lofty knoll
I wouldn't even explain why I want 100k
finite thorn
if a hat can be comfy
ebon pine
I'd say I want the money for my 4 year old with learning difficulties
Does that exist?
winged patio
Does that exist?
No
gloomy surge
I'd start laughing if anyone asked if I was traitor and probably just own up 😂
lofty knoll
Just for the x factor sob story
lofty knoll
I'd start laughing if anyone asked if I was traitor and probably just own up 😂
I read this as "probably just throw up"
Yeah I can't lie without smiling
winged patio
If you believe it, it's not a lie
ebon pine
That’s no how the truth works
lofty knoll
I hate this "I voted for yourself" shite
lofty knoll
https://tenor.com/view/not-if-you%E2%80%99re-george-costanza-gif-714827278150353...
Pls no
Don't say it
finite thorn
the traitors are both women, are they stupid
lofty knoll
I can just see him typing
winged patio
I hate this "I voted for yourself" shite
It's grammatically bollocks
finite thorn
i did a vote on you
ebon pine
https://tenor.com/view/not-if-you%E2%80%99re-george-costanza-gif-714827278150353...
Seinfeld. Now THERES a show!
winged patio
If I shouted "Cunt!" every time they voted for me... Be a hell of a job editing it out
lofty knoll
A girl I used to work with would be on the phone and say "so once you get an update , if you can just email or call myself"
gloomy surge
I'd love to call someone a stupid fucking cunt for voting for, me while everyone else is being right nice
lofty knoll
I'd love to call someone a stupid fucking cunt for voting for, me while everyone...
Ya know those dramatic entrance into the breakfast rooms in the morning, imagine being the first in
And knowing you were on camera
winged patio
On the way out say "Bunch of feckless cunts! I'm faithful"
finite thorn
oh hes an at the end of the day sayer
ebon pine
“Course you’d vote for me because you’re a fucking moron. Hope you get murdered tonight you scumbag”
gloomy surge
And knowing you were on camera
It's make for very boring telly if it was me
winged patio
This is the best thing that's ever happened to them... 3 weeks in a castle
gloomy surge
No way!
lofty knoll
Who made Joe spokesperson of the group
finite thorn
i love these faithful, just so shite at it
lofty knoll
See how Joe worded that too
winged patio
Someone should say "fucking hell Joe you prick"
gloomy surge
Minah's gonna win this
lofty knoll
Aye they just hugged and said it's Leon or Alexander....WRANG
finite thorn
its probably both
winged patio
Fucking hell Lisa he's not actually dead
"Blessed to have met him and it's so sad he's gone"
ebon pine
Who made Joe spokesperson of the group
Joe
uneven osprey
Still only 90%
gloomy surge
Imagine they opened one of them coffins and they found a dead body tho. TV crew accidently killed them. Asphixiation
finite thorn
the lack of real murders really brings this down tbh
gloomy surge
Now that's a show I'd watch! As well as this
ebon pine
I hope Joe stubs his toe in the night
winged patio
The after show they actually kill them... they'd get more viewers
finite thorn
youre obsessed with the after show
ebon pine
youre obsessed with the after show
It’s great!
Instead of the 3 who got off the train being in cages, just swinging by their necks.
gloomy surge
There's an after show?
ebon pine
Logan Paul milling about in the background.
lofty knoll
Leon is a changed man
finite thorn
yeah after the show its the after party
lofty knoll
He's a shell of his former self
finite thorn
wait i dont think you can quote that song anymore
winged patio
Logan Paul milling about in the background.
Hahaha that proper got me
ebon pine
yeah after the show its the after party
Calm down R Picky
lofty knoll
yeah after the show its the after party
After the party it's the hotel lobby
finite thorn
After the party it's the hotel lobby
id not know, youve got explaining to do
how do they ensure no one hears the traitors going about? like do they cryo freeze the contestants at night
lofty knoll
Ah bosh
ebon pine
how do they ensure no one hears the traitors going about? like do they cryo free...
They don’t sleep in the castle
gloomy surge
Joe is such a great personality they said hahaha
winged patio
Wow... Charlotte with a huuuge gamble
lofty knoll
winged patio
The queen of accents
finite thorn
They don’t sleep in the castle
lame
finite thorn
solid effort lol
lofty knoll
I can't make him sound not like cookie monster but
winged patio
Bizarrely. Not a joke.
Are they locked in their rooms? What's stopping someone talking shit at 2am off camera?
gloomy surge
Charlotte's gonna win this. Keep saying it
lofty knoll
I actually think she has a great chance
winged patio
I can't make him sound not like cookie monster but
I can't remember his voice... Just ladish, a bit east London
finite thorn
Charlotte's gonna win this. Keep saying it
i said that at the start
ebon pine
Are they locked in their rooms? What's stopping someone talking shit at 2am off ...
Aye they get chaperoned. They film the “Diary Room” bits in the hotel as well.
winged patio
Anna and Alex both on the aftershow
ebon pine
Wonky watches the directors cut of the traitors
Joe is more heavily featured on it.
Directors Cunt
Ken who I just realised would have hated that task?
gloomy surge
Stopped watching that after s3. Don't recall any doll stuff
ebon pine
He hates dolls. It’s his fear
lofty knoll
Stopped watching that after s3. Don't recall any doll stuff
Was it the dodgy Belfast accents that did it for you
gloomy surge
Just boring lol
lofty knoll
Oh I forgot about the doll stuff. I was thinking he didn't know nursery rhymes or something
ebon pine
Stopped watching that after s3. Don't recall any doll stuff
Yes the Irish season is fucking dire. We skip it on rewatch.
lofty knoll
Worst Belfast accent I've ever heard
American actors, just get someone from here to do it
ebon pine
They never left California to film it.
gloomy surge
Wasn't convinced by ||Jack's reaction to his kid with another family, after he went to the lengths he did|| wasn't Jack was it? What's the main guy called?
ebon pine
It gets more brutal as it goes on
I like Maggie Siff in it. She’s also good in Billions
lofty knoll
They never left California to film it.
I know and then they went into the Europa hotel and it was like this big Roman hotel inside
ebon pine
Apparently all they shipped over was the bikes and got local actors. That’s why they’re all filmed from behind.
I’d like to be Charlie Hunnam when I grow up.
winged patio
On the after show Anna mentioned six possible people, one being Minah.. then when Minah was revealed she screamed "I knew it!"
ebon pine
On the after show Anna mentioned six possible people, one being Minah.. then wh...
Named more than half the folk left 😂
winged patio
Lisa and Linda went to Alex's wedding in September
lofty knoll
On the after show Anna mentioned six possible people, one being Minah.. then wh...
Haha in the wee interview on the show she said minah too though
Like I think just her
finite thorn
Cant believe Armani has finally been voted out
winged patio
But Lisa is not Alex's mum.. his sister did text him asking why she looks more like his mum than their actual mum though
ebon pine
Cant believe Armani has finally been voted out
How long is the delay on your iplayer?
formal shore
I HATE JOE
I DONT CLAIM HIM AS A FELLOW TEACHER
I also still don't care why they want the money
finite thorn
money can be exchanged for goods and services
formal shore
money can be exchanged for goods and services
Be funny if someone responded like that to the producer question
finite thorn
aye, my family aint getting any of this i want a gold xbox
ebon pine
I DONT CLAIM HIM AS A FELLOW TEACHER
Hes defo the kind of teacher who’d argue at Parent Teacher night.
How do you know when Joe is wrong? His lips are moving
formal shore
Hes defo the kind of teacher who’d argue at Parent Teacher night.
Have we ever seen him smile
ebon pine
Have we ever seen him smile
No because he's fucking dead inside
lofty knoll
Why do you want the money
Coz am fuckin skint
Id love enough to be debt free, pay ma mortgage off and have actual money in the bank and I'd be happy
I don't needa be rich rich I just needa be free
formal shore
“It’s not my time you’re wasting it’s yours “
Pack it in it's giving me shivers
formal shore
Instagram
mild oracle
Just caught up. No way they are going for someone that potentially has a shield. Surely it's Lisa.
lofty knoll
Can't wait for our Apprentice live chat when the time comes
winged patio
I don't think I've watched Apprentice since season one, but chatting about a show does make it more fun
It's a 5/6 chance they pick someone who doesn't have the shield... They're great odds to completely throw everyone
torpid orbit
I think they should take the risk of going for someone with a shield, but think it's likely they went with Lisa. Although since the show included chat about Alexander being the only one in that group to not know who had the shield, I guess one of them might be going and it'll make everyone suspect Alexander less and the remaining shield-havers more.
uneven osprey
It's got to be Lisa. Only cause I don't think anyone believes she could be a traitor so she's got to go at some point
torpid orbit
I suppose they probably all have in mind that Claudia is unlikely to have chosen the only two older women in the group as traitors. I think everyone is probably suspecting that there has to be at least one male traitor left though, so Minah should really be going on about that a lot.
finite thorn
Can't wait for our Apprentice live chat when the time comes
i watched most of them back on Dailymotion last year and omg i hate the people and the program and the format and alan and everything
but i love seeing business wankers get some kind of comeuppance
finite thorn
So now ||Armani|| is out who do we think is next on the chopping block?
lofty knoll
So now ||Armani|| is out who do we think is next on the chopping block?
Right
That's yer lot
Hahaha
formal shore
Patter Loop
finite thorn
ill patter your loop
formal shore
I'll BATTER your loop
finite thorn
a real threat omg
winged patio
I don't think we've seen the last of him.. maybe he'll be on Apprentice 
finite thorn
i dont care for jack, he was an oaf
all the train leavers were oafs
never get off a train till its safely stopped at the platform
gloomy surge
I like Fozia
I found the other one on linkedin https://www.linkedin.com/in/alexanderdragonetti/
Thought I'd see how legit his background was
finite thorn
you are fucking deep in this muck
gloomy surge
hahaha
formal shore
Secondary School Teacher into Diplomat <:limmyWhat:1270871578330267738>
Ah, my trajectory too
torpid orbit
I wonder how many more series until there's an All Stars version? 🤩
gloomy surge
That'll probably be when I stop watching it
finite thorn
All ex traitors
gloomy surge
Oh I was thinking a celeb version
ebon pine
There is a celeb version coming. Comic Relief apparently.
finite thorn
wont be watching that
gloomy surge
A celeb version might not be so bad tbh, depends who's in it. As long as it's not your IG influencer types that nobody's heard of
finite thorn
someone should ask Brian if hes gonna go on it
ebon pine
Richard Osman said on his podcast that there’s a couple of “pretty big names” and that people are queuing up to go on it.
gloomy surge
Can't hold a job by the looks of it
5 year gap in his resume too, he's got some explaining to do
ebon pine
You want a right good mix. Folk like Clive Myrie, Hannah Fry, Kevin Mcloud mixed with folk like yer man off gladiators and that one off Love Island, with sprinklings of Alex Horne and Josh Widdicombe
uneven osprey
Got to be careful though, we're watching the US Traitors right now and it's all professional reality show people and it's so boring cause they're all pretty good at reality tv stuff so they're all playing the game, all being their own little characters.
It's regular people that makes Traitors so good
ebon pine
I’m excited for it. No preconceptions just go in and let it wash over me like a warm bath, see how I like it.
torpid orbit
A celebrity one would be fine if it was as long as the regular series, but I have a feeling it'll be a smaller cast with fewer episodes and that wouldn't be very good. I'd like a series of past contestants though, a few from each series, it could be fun since they'd be familiar with the game and each other.
mild oracle
Yeah a celebrity one seems unlikely unless its done in just a couple of days, cant see many being able to be offgrid for a month without anyone noticing or it leaking.
I did see a rumoured cast list but it looked shite, so hoping its not true.
torpid orbit
Good job it's on BBC and ITV anyway, imagine the celebrity version then
gloomy surge
It's regular people that makes Traitors so good
It's people like this that make the traitors enjoyable for me, just regular awkward people. You wouldn't get that with a celeb version, a celeb version might be a laugh if they all fucking hated each other, or like when jack dee was on big brother and he just seemed like he didn't wanna be there... people like that
mild oracle
||Bob Mortimer|| was the only one I think would be good on it. Saying that you dont need a good cast.
ebon pine
Yeah a celebrity one seems unlikely unless its done in just a couple of days, ca...
The celebrity one is 100% happening.
torpid orbit
Oh, apparently it'll have nine episodes, so I'm guessing that means 12-15 celebs?
mild oracle
Oh, apparently it'll have nine episodes, so I'm guessing that means 12-15 celebs...
i guess if you've got a murder and a banishment each episode you could still do a cast of 20.
uneven osprey
It's people like this that make the traitors enjoyable for me, just regular awkw...
Yeah you need some regular people trying to be main characters and failing. Not people who are already established main characters (celebs)
Also you need moments like that one from the last episode where Alexander was presenting that case for Leanne and she instantly turned on him and he did that little nervous laugh. No celeb's acting that unprofessional. It's just not worth it for them
mild oracle
Yeah you need some regular people trying to be main characters and failing. Not ...
its bizarre to me in america, that most reality contests now seem to just be the same cast from other shows.
gloomy surge
I feel I'd be a great contestant, simply because of how uncomfortable I'd be it'd make for great telly
torpid orbit
H from Steps, Patsy Palmer, Rylan, Bradley Walsh's son, Martin Kemp's son.
uneven osprey
Yeah, the US version is crazy. they arrive in the house and they're all catching up cause they all know each other.
gloomy surge
H from steps! Get in!
uneven osprey
In the talking head interviews they're talking about who's sneaky from other shows and that
mild oracle
In the talking head interviews they're talking about who's sneaky from other sho...
aye no room for lying about who you are or what you've done before the show
uneven osprey
Maybe just make sure you've got a good mix of celebs. Like if you have H from Steps (a consumate professional) make sure you also bring in Jo too
mild oracle
Yeah, the US version is crazy. they arrive in the house and they're all catching...
i guess it adds another layer to the show cause then people have pre-formed allegiances even though that makes zero sense in a show like the Traitors
uneven osprey
fuck, mixed up my Steps and S Club didn't I
torpid orbit
It's just easier casting obviously, instead of reading through hundreds of thousands of applications they just ask a few agents who'd be up for it and can guarantee they're comfortable in front of the cameras. I suppose that's why they scout half the British cast too.
mild oracle
i went as far as looking at the application but you have to film yourself and submit it, too much effort. haha.
ebon pine
The (genuine) names I've heard are:
|| Jonathon Ross
Richard Osman
Bob Mortimer
Stephen Fry
Clare Balding
Tom Daly
Ricky Gervais
Courtney Cox
Daisy May Cooper
Charlie Cooper
Paloma Faith
Robert Peston ||
mild oracle
The (genuine) names I've heard are:
|| Jonathon Ross
Richard Osman
Bob Mortimer...
noticing something they all have in common.
uneven osprey
It's like when you find out Love Island is mostly scouted. It's just not worth picking random people. Probably cause most people are just too regular (boring)
torpid orbit
i went as far as looking at the application but you have to film yourself and su...
I applied for the most recent Wheel of Fortune where I had to do this 😭 One of my cats jumped on me as I was finishing talking too, which I left in because I thought it was funny, didn't even get a video call invite!
ebon pine
noticing something they all have in common.
All BBC adjacent bods?
mild oracle
All BBC adjacent bods?
nope
mild oracle
it doesnt seem very diverse was my thinking, which makes me think its made up.
uneven osprey
Does seem a bit made up
ebon pine
Not my info, just the names that pop up whenever it's talked about in the press.
Osman has said theres at least one person in it that you'd never expect to do it.
uneven osprey
||Gervais and Ross|| on the same show? And a BBC show? Unlikely, I'd think
torpid orbit
Osman has said theres at least one person in it that you'd never expect to do it...
Prince William?
"I'm 100% a liza faithful."
ebon pine
||Gervais and Ross|| on the same show? And a BBC show? Unlikely, I'd think
They are very close IRL apparently.
uneven osprey
Yeah they are but they're both...you know...constantly on the cusp of a (another) cancelling. Just seems unlikely the BBC would have them on one of their shows
ebon pine
Yeah they are but they're both...you know...constantly on the cusp of a (another...
||Gervais|| is on BBC a fair bit still
Also remember the BBC don't make the Traitors, they just broadcast it. It's made by Studio Lambert and have no say in who is on the show.
lofty knoll
They won't get all emotional in the celeb one, that's the only thing
mild oracle
Also remember the BBC don't make the Traitors, they just broadcast it. It's made...
this cant be true. You're telling me if Studio Lambert selected a problematic celebrity, the BBC would just not air it? there has to be some sort of sign-off between the studio and BBC for the contestants list.
lofty knoll
At least with the normal traitors ..they need it for their family as they keep reminding us lol
finite thorn
less crying, more dying
uneven osprey
Yeah, right. In a US episode I just watched with celebs one of them gave up on a task cause it was "only $5000"
gloomy surge
Yeah no motivation/consequences with a celeb version, you'd have to introduce a new feature, like actual death
mild oracle
Yeah, right. In a US episode I just watched with celebs one of them gave up on a...
think most folk have sussed out that the money isnt that important cause they get a chance at the end to win most of it anyways
ebon pine
this cant be true. You're telling me if Studio Lambert selected a problematic ce...
Studio Lambert would do their due dilligence before. Also, it's the BBC . But neither of these really fits that bill.
The money is for Comic Relief.
uneven osprey
Point is no one's getting frustrated at being falsely accused of being a traitor when the money's for comic relief and you're getting your appearance fee anyway
ebon pine
Celebs would be motivated just by the fun/competition of it.
lofty knoll
Yeah but not it's not real emotion
ebon pine
I'd go on it for free and i'm only a minor celebrity
gloomy surge
We could all hire out an airbnb for a week and host our own version
lofty knoll
Who's being Claudia
gloomy surge
I'd say Limmy but there's no chance he'd do it
lofty knoll
Everyone murdered
That would actually be great craic, like an organised game that ya pay for
gloomy surge
We don't need a claudia tbh
Could all chip in a bit of money, winner takes all
I'm sure my family won't mind me leaving them for a week to meet a load of strangers
lofty knoll
I reckon I'd just laugh
ebon pine
Like a murder mystery night but for 3 weeks somewhere with sunny weather and a pool
lofty knoll
I'm sure my family won't mind me leaving them for a week to meet a load of stran...
Hahahaha
I'd end up just drunk heckling people
Someone stumbles over their words
Aaahhhhhh he's a traitor
finite thorn
can we invite Armani
gloomy surge
A pissed up round table would be a right laugh
gloomy surge
Armani is out! omg lolz
lofty knoll
Coz I paid for for the week
finite thorn
Coz I paid for for the week
excuse me
gloomy surge
Yeah that'd be shit, leaving early
formal shore
Armani is out! omg lolz
Don't encourage him
finite thorn
Don't encourage him
its tired patter, wish youd stop bringing it up tbh
formal shore
Who says it's patter, it's just true
formal shore
im a philosopher
God help us all
formal shore
Fucking HELL
ebon pine
He has a very chilly neck
finite thorn
he sucks wtf is this
lofty knoll
I dunno I kinda fancy him now
But maybe that's because my algorithm wants me to?
Bow down to the tiktok overlords
formal shore
I was on the muck too but is he not a raging Tory
finite thorn
you two disgust me
finite thorn
what about us hunks who arent on the traitors
lofty knoll
Aye Homer Simpson
finite thorn
im not actually homer aye
lofty knoll
This actually feels like the masked singer
formal shore
Mon post a selfie of your mug then mon
lofty knoll
TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF
lofty knoll
But not this day
uneven osprey
Speaking of Tiktok, everyone seen Dan's videos?
finite thorn
ok 3 seconds was enough
uneven osprey
He's got those Paul Breach moves down
ebon pine
He needed the money to buy more frames per second. Jeebus
formal shore
Speaking of Tiktok, everyone seen Dan's videos?
Cunt
uneven osprey
Yeah, I thought so at the start but he kinda grew on me a little
Liked it when him and Joe were at each other's throats
gloomy surge
Speaking of Tiktok, everyone seen Dan's videos?
That's a difficult watch
ebon pine
Cunt
@finite thorn I think this was for you
Please remember Dan is autistic so may not understand whats socially awkward as fuck.
uneven osprey
I remember, it was the "random isn't fair" comment on the train. Thought he was a twat from there but...he seemed alright by the end imo
Now Joe, that guy's a real cunt. Can't stand him
ebon pine
Teacher as well. Never met a teacher who wasn't a cunt
gloomy surge
@formal shore
formal shore
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He's right
finite thorn
In the gym all I could think about was I really hope tonight is the night that || Joe || gets voted out.
formal shore
Armani again? Ffs
finite thorn
grrrrrrrrrrrr
ebon pine
You too make such a cute couple when you abuse each other
finite thorn
||she ruined me amazing joke||
ebon pine
Picky about @formal shore : "She ruined me"
formal shore
He wishes
ebon pine
||she ruined me amazing joke||
I did appreciate the effort of putting extra spaces in to make the spoiler box Armani length
finite thorn
I did appreciate the effort of putting extra spaces in to make the spoiler box A...
hey spoiler that second last word
it still works
ebon pine
No
ebon pine
He wishes
I imagine, much like Malcolm Tucker, you prefer maiming people, psychologically.
finite thorn
she strikes me as a meat tenderiser kinda lass
formal shore
Didn't have a meat tenderiser
Also you clearly wanted me to say I'll tenderise ur meat and I refuse
ebon pine
So you're going to spoon him instead? I see
finite thorn
Also you clearly wanted me to say I'll tenderise ur meat and I refuse
didnt cross my mind actually.
