Random fun things

[upper basalt]

Elf is banned in our house.

[sweet vigil]

I watched the first 40 minutes of Home Alone 8 times in the last week of term

[sweet vigil]

I know fuck all, truly

[silver egret]

Scary movie

Or I know what you did last summer

Or scream

[elfin folio]

Nope

[twilit canopy]

Napoleon dynamite

[silver egret]

Ahh

[elfin folio]

Anybody else have any lol

[solemn reef]

There's a movie I completely missed the boat on

[twilit canopy]

Aye same

Never got it, saw it once

[elfin folio]

Love Napoleon Dynamite

[analog quest]

I got told off for sabotage, so no

[river loom]

Aye it’s class

You seen the cartoon?

With the same cast

[twilit canopy]

But feel like I know all of the film from everyone in school quoting it

[elfin folio]

Nooo!

[sweet vigil]

Don't listen to me I talk a lot of shite

[solemn reef]

I've got one, it's shite though haha

[river loom]

Not as good as the film. But it’s still quite funny. Whacky as fuck though. Very jazzy

[elfin folio]

The quality is shite

[solemn reef]

Se7en

[elfin folio]

On these voice notes

[upper basalt]

I read this as "I watched the first 40 minutes of Home Alone 8" and I was like how many fucking Home Alones are there?

[river loom]

Yeah the compression algorithm they are using is dog piss

[solemn reef]

good luck on that one lol

[river loom]

lol I understood zero of that

[sweet vigil]

As many as there are PS6s in prisons across the land

[river loom]

Thst was just noise

[solemn reef]

exactly like the movie

[sweet vigil]

That's no nice

But true

[forest rover]

Is this just a free for all of impressions?

[river loom]

Do something about it then 🥊

[elfin folio]

I was laughing at this msg as I started that last voice note

[sweet vigil]

Alright no need for the aggression fuck me

[solemn reef]

I swear to god mine was exactly like the movie

[forest rover]

Do this one again... Is it a Jackson 5 song?

[river loom]

I honestly couldn’t tell you

[elfin folio]

I was copying Matthew's

[twilit canopy]

Was it the auld farmer in hot fuzz with all the guns?

[solemn reef]

Here's a clue — this line is said from the back of a limo at someone outside

it was a meme

I have more clues

[elfin folio]

Is it dumb and dumber

[solemn reef]

no haha

It was A Star is Born

[silver egret]

Niche

[elfin folio]

Oh hahaha

[sweet vigil]

I had a kid who would come in every morning shouting that

[river loom]

That’s amazing. That child is my spirit animal

[forest rover]

Legend

[solemn reef]

https://youtu.be/UbNex_bbf-o?si=cKyUtOOzHYFjWqX5&t=45

[twilit canopy]

Hahaha

[solemn reef]

My impression was SPOT ON

[twilit canopy]

Spot on impression

Aye

[silver egret]

Complete the quote

[solemn reef]

YOURE IN WAN

[forest rover]

You're in one

[sweet vigil]

Yes man

[twilit canopy]

Was that bain or have I cracked

[elfin folio]

We've lost the plot

[solemn reef]

slipped into it there

[forest rover]

I've still no fucking clue what's happening

[twilit canopy]

You were spot on

[sweet vigil]

Just go with it ffs

[solemn reef]

nobody is guessing anymore

[twilit canopy]

Maybe said it right before. Something of a soothsayer mayhaps

[elfin folio]

Started with a quiz and now we are just throwing out movie quotes hahaha

[elfin folio]

What if I say some lines from big songs and yous tell me the name of the song

[sweet vigil]

Aye!

[silver egret]

He didn't get out of the what

[river loom]

Yes

[elfin folio]

But not in the tune of the song so it's hard

[sweet vigil]

Aw fuck

[river loom]

Can’t remember what it’s called

[solemn reef]

Never gonna give you up

[sweet vigil]

Same

[river loom]

That’s it fuck

[sweet vigil]

OH HAHAHA

[sweet vigil]

yes man

[upper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up-rickroll-dance-moves-dancing-guy-gif-20856902

[solemn reef]

Common PEople

[sweet vigil]

No a scoob

[river loom]

Skater boy, avril lavigne

[solemn reef]

Sk8r Boi excuse me

[twilit canopy]

Hahahaha

That was good

[river loom]

I apologise

[solemn reef]

I could do Bane impressions all night

[forest rover]

I can only kinda do one impression

[elfin folio]

Let's hear it

[solemn reef]

what the fuck is that

[forest rover]

Hahaha that's fucked

[river loom]

She was answering mine above it

[elfin folio]

Laura is the song

[river loom]

Yea

[elfin folio]

Frank the tank go again

[sweet vigil]

Alright alright no need to be so aggressive fuck

[river loom]

Christmas brings it out of me

[elfin folio]

The inner Grinch coming oot

[river loom]

I’ve had twiglets. Twiglets make me violent

[twilit canopy]

[river loom]

Hahaha

True

[elfin folio]

What's this song

[silver egret]

Mambo no 5

[twilit canopy]

Banger

[solemn reef]

Profound lyrics

[forest rover]

Just remembered I have a couple saved

[sweet vigil]

Aw fuck didn't know the title

[river loom]

I heard gin and juice and immediately thought snoop dog

[silver egret]

Now do the Ohhhwah bit

[twilit canopy]

Cackled

[upper basalt]

Anyone want to hear me do Santa?

[elfin folio]

Yesss

[elfin folio]

Hahahahahaha

Proper cackling at that

[upper basalt]

Now I'm pissing myself

[sweet vigil]

[upper basalt]

It's all I can do. Santa or the guy that used to do the X-Factor/BGT.

[upper basalt]

Rachel Adadeji, Rebecca Ferguson et al

[sweet vigil]

That's a callback holy shit

[upper basalt]

Aye there's no much call for it nowadays

[forest rover]

Helps my accent is not far off to start haha

[elfin folio]

Should I nuke this before we go to sleep

So the others don't see us descend into chaos lol

[sweet vigil]

ma naym is maykel caine

Nah leave it for them

[silver egret]

No one's reading all this shite dw

[sweet vigil]

That's well good hahahaha

[forest rover]

Aye, no one is gonna see a thread with a thousand messages and think "I'll read that over Christmas breakfast"

[sweet vigil]

Stitch?

[river loom]

Naww but fair

[silver egret]

Sid the sloth from ice age

[river loom]

Hahaha

[forest rover]

It's the wee lad that wants his Precious

[river loom]

Yeah

Precious man

[sweet vigil]

The wee guy aye

[forest rover]

Can't remember his name

[river loom]

Golem

[sweet vigil]

Three wee guys, he's the weest guy

[forest rover]

I really hope Wonkys neighbours are in bed and can just hear that hahahhaa

[silver egret]

Aww imagine crispy on xfactor, she'd probably lose that too

[sweet vigil]

Great accent

[upper basalt]

Xmas-Factor

[forest rover]

Got pumped in the queue?

[sweet vigil]

Bumped you cretin

[forest rover]

In my defence the audio drops at that point

[upper basalt]

So you DID lose X-Factor is what you're telling us?

[sweet vigil]

Yes

[forest rover]

Lost X-Factor, lost Sub Wars, lost the quiz

[sweet vigil]

Tank's askin for a fukin SPANK

And no a good wan!!!

[upper basalt]

We can't all be winners, like me

Taskmaster* Champion

[elfin folio]

MERRY XMAS

[sweet vigil]

WAHEY

[river loom]

Merry chrimbo

[river loom]

I hope Santa brings you coa….. everything yous asked for

[elfin folio]

Hahahahahaha

[forest rover]

Hahahaha fucking hell

[upper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-squirrel-lynx-africa-dance-party-gif-17045106

[solemn reef]

The mic can’t pick up the full dynamic range of that performance

[river loom]

Smells like teen spirit

[elfin folio]

Discord mic is shite, pass it on

[sweet vigil]

@river loom you just got a shoutout for shooting Limmy in the heed with an arrow and having a shite mic

[forest rover]

Hahaha if I had any audio talent I'd put them together

[river loom]

Hahahaha are you watching rust?

Send clip

Plz

[sweet vigil]

https://youtu.be/NgLy3Kox8qg?si=8LRwc2gjNMsivqrf 55mins ish

[river loom]

Cheers

[river loom]

He shat me up loads. He deserved a little arrow to the head. All I wanted to do was wonder around and play my guitar outside peoples bases snd grow my pumpkins

[forest rover]

If you ever stream Crispy this needs to be an alert, I love it

[twilit canopy]

Merry Christmas shaggers

[sweet vigil]

Straight on the soundboard that

[elfin folio]

Can't do a Scottish accent

[sweet vigil]

GET IN MAN

[upper basalt]

Dedicated button on the Streamdeck

[sweet vigil]

Better than my Irish

[forest rover]

I've dishonoured my family

[forest rover]

Haha I run out of air.. dunno how he does it for a while show

[elfin folio]

Ya know in Belfast, huns is another word for protestant

[upper basalt]

It's the same here

I'm no getting involved

[elfin folio]

Hahahaha

[sweet vigil]

[elfin folio]

Is it

Scotland and over here are so similar

[upper basalt]

Huns = Rangers Fans

[elfin folio]

It's like we're the same font

[upper basalt]

Again, no getting involved

[forest rover]

Was gonna say I think I've heard Ranger get called the Huns NPP

[sweet vigil]

What were the Huns in Mulan

[upper basalt]

Atillas pals I think?

[elfin folio]

Germans I think

[forest rover]

Xiongnu

[sweet vigil]

Ah, thanks, Wiki wasn't helpful

[sweet vigil]

I think it applies there too, or did

[forest rover]

Google AI shits on wiki

[elfin folio]

Lol I'm an idiot

They are a Germanic tribe

Not Germans

[forest rover]

I like how everyone just ignored it

[sweet vigil]

I thought it was a derogatory term in WWII?

For Germans

[elfin folio]

TBF I looked it up when I was younger and obviously seen the word Germanic and thought ok good enough so the Huns are the Germans

Hahaha no further investigation required

[sweet vigil]

I see I see

[forest rover]

"Do you take sugar in your tea Hun?" - "what did you call me!? "

[sweet vigil]

WWI not II

[elfin folio]

There we go we learnt something tonight

[forest rover]

I'll take your ma's head of she calls me that again

[sweet vigil]

I'll take ur heed aff

[forest rover]

A wee bit of midnight cheese

[sweet vigil]

Steady on

[elfin folio]

You'll have nightmares

[forest rover]

Dream of Crispy?

[sweet vigil]

SHITE PATTER

really good that, rly good

[upper basalt]

That’s all this Discord is. Shite patter or shite patter

[forest rover]

Need a Limmy Christmas Special watch along

[upper basalt]

As in shite based patter

[twilit canopy]

Community’s in fuckin shambles

[sweet vigil]

Plant based patter

[elfin folio]

I think we've been pretty wholesome tonight

[sweet vigil]

@upper basalt don't just...don't

[forest rover]

You either try new patter or use the old patter until it gets stale

[sweet vigil]

What if its stale from the get go

[forest rover]

Silent in here now... The stress of good patter

[elfin folio]

Hahahaa

[river loom]

Brains drier than a bucket of sand man

[elfin folio]

I'm looking at places to stay in Edinburgh

[river loom]

Full of English people

[elfin folio]

For when I go see Billy Joel

[upper basalt]

Are you a student?

You’re fucked if not

[elfin folio]

I'm actually looking at student accommodation right now lol

University of Edinburgh

[forest rover]

Studying a BEng in Patter

[lilac chasm]

when’s he here?

[elfin folio]

7th June

[sweet vigil]

You need to huehuehuehuehue

[elfin folio]

But accommodation is insane

[river loom]

Can we get a voice note of the huehuehue please

I can’t read it

[elfin folio]

I read it like this

[upper basalt]

There’s loads of gigs at Murrayfield next year. Robbie Williams. Billy Joel. Oasis.

[sweet vigil]

Edinburgh's fucked, that's why I moved to Glesga

[river loom]

Lmao. Cheers

[forest rover]

I had to Google that...

[sweet vigil]

Pretty much aye

[upper basalt]

I bet that boy thought he had class patter as well. Put loads of thought into it. Probably rewrote 5 times. Perfecting it.

[sweet vigil]

Aye!

[river loom]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-old-man-burhaha-evil-laugh-evil-gif-21894481

[river loom]

Who’s brave enough to do a little
Improv story based on a prompt?

[upper basalt]

Fun fact: I can’t Blahem

[sweet vigil]

Maybe aye

[elfin folio]

Ya know in the summer my mates came round and we had a firepit outside and we did improvs

Based on random prompts

[river loom]

Man finds pencil

[elfin folio]

And I just kept making everyone die violent deaths

[upper basalt]

Man chats up person on Bumble with shitey plant based patter

[lilac chasm]

rough night is it?

[upper basalt]

I mean like patter about plants. Not vegan friendly patter. I don’t know if crispy is vegan

[elfin folio]

Fuckin desk shite

Hahahaha

[upper basalt]

Envelopes?

[river loom]

Animals and desk shite

Great start

[upper basalt]

Animals?

[sweet vigil]

Envelopes

[river loom]

Did I miss hear that?

[upper basalt]

“Ah dunno” is what was said

[river loom]

Animal desk shite

[river loom]

Like little fucking, shite people have on their desk, to stop the manotomy of being in a place you hate

[elfin folio]

Turns into a hostage situation

[forest rover]

Only differences so far is no Google tangents and Limmy swears less

[forest rover]

A partition?

[sweet vigil]

That's the one

[upper basalt]

Baffle board?

[elfin folio]

A divider?

I could never do this

Well I dunno if I could

[upper basalt]

Your turn next

[forest rover]

Now what you're gonna wanna do is see how to say "partition" correctly hahaha

[river loom]

Fuck sake Mary

[elfin folio]

Craig out buying pencils in the morning before his shift

[upper basalt]

There’s yer tangent

[sweet vigil]

Craig forgot he's no the real life teacher telling this improv

[upper basalt]

Sound like every one of my teachers tbf

[forest rover]

Haha it wasn't at yous.. I was trying to do the YouTube guys voice

[sweet vigil]

Buying pencils before his shift

[upper basalt]

Hope you expense them back

[elfin folio]

Ahhh

[elfin folio]

Hahahaha

[forest rover]

Hahahahaha

[upper basalt]

Love that scratching his arse was higher priority than answering the phone.

[forest rover]

I was referencing that Limmy always checks words with the YouTube guy.. nothing to do with your lovely accent

[sweet vigil]

Walk it back

[upper basalt]

Three Wee Pencils

[elfin folio]

TWP

Violence incoming

[forest rover]

The way you say partition is music to my ears. Like hearing a baby bird sing for the first time

[upper basalt]

Mary’s going to end up like that scene in The Dark Knight

[upper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dark-knight-joker-2008joker-gif-27459401

[elfin folio]

Marys gonna end up like that boy from the frosties ad

Maybe a niche reference to a 90s rumour there

[solemn reef]

All these British people saying partition, it’s giving me Irish PTSD

[elfin folio]

Hahaha didn't even think about that

[upper basalt]

Plot twist. This is crispys real voice. The Scottish one is put on

[upper basalt]

You’re a bawhair away from asking Mr Scrooge for a bit more money to afford your Xmas dinner.

[forest rover]

This is more effort than Limmys put into an improv in months

[elfin folio]

Hahaha

[upper basalt]

Low bar tbqph

[elfin folio]

Or sweeney Todd

[forest rover]

Naw... Mary can't get away with this

[elfin folio]

Was it these wee fuckers

[twilit canopy]

Called it

Maybe not the obliterating the entire office bit tho

[upper basalt]

Descended down from the Celine

[elfin folio]

The Celine Dion Dublin

[sweet vigil]

Double Celine?

[forest rover]

Fooking Clap

[upper basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-dicaprio-bravo-applause-gif-3866013606352724491

[forest rover]

11/10

[sweet vigil]

That's a lot coming from you Tank

[elfin folio]

Yeoooo

Very good well done

[upper basalt]

We didn’t even have to pay any channel points for that. Unreal

[forest rover]

Don't believe the rumours, I can count to 11

[sweet vigil]

Nah just money, million quid please

[upper basalt]

I’m skint. Christmas innit. Would you accept a house plant instead?

[elfin folio]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-frank-can-i-offer-you-a-nice-egg-in-this-trying-time-gif-13802522

[upper basalt]

Must be all that…

Improv

[sweet vigil]

Alright alright since it's Christmas I'll let yous off

[forest rover]

Night you lovely lot and Crispy

[twilit canopy]

@sweet vigil 10/10 btw btw

Clap

[elfin folio]

Right I'm also gonna go up to bed now

Thanks for a fun wee Christmas eve

And for humouring me with my stupid quizzes

[sweet vigil]

Night ya rascals thanks for listening to the improv

[solemn reef]

Sweet dreams everyone

[solemn reef]

Hahaha those two voice notes back to back

[solemn reef]

RIP Kirsten

[analog quest]

Who?

White name may as well be no name.

And saving it till a stream day to resub. That sub message had better be worth the wait.

[solemn reef]

Oh aye hahaha

[analog quest]

Oh and now said person is requesting I act as a messenger for them until sub resumes!

Unbelievable.

[elfin folio]

Fuck yiz

[twilit canopy]

Snake 🐍

[elfin folio]

I just subbed hahaha

[analog quest]

Uh oh

[elfin folio]

Dunno why I was holding out, I don't even have anything witty to say

[solemn reef]

Haha I was just about to send you a gift sub

[twilit canopy]

Same

[elfin folio]

Afraid to mention the discord now as I want him to forget about our existence

[analog quest]

Me too 😏

[elfin folio]

Adam

[solemn reef]

Twitch's payment system is shite though so I couldn't do it in time. Merry Christmas anyway

[elfin folio]

Awk that was nice of ya

[analog quest]

Was gonna be Tier 7 and everything

[elfin folio]

But I sub with prime anyway so free is always better

Omg what do ya even get with the higher tiers

More emojis

[solemn reef]

More emotes I think

[elfin folio]

Fuck I have been fighting for my life today

[elfin folio]

Whoops I meant emotes not emojis

[solemn reef]

This is actually why I originally posted RIP, it was only when Ajomo mentioned the white name that I noticed that too haha

[elfin folio]

I got home at 4am, went to bed, room was spinning had to go be sick

[analog quest]

And a better channel point multiplier I think

[elfin folio]

I had to go and do Christmas day number 2 today

Kids everywhere screaming

[analog quest]

Sounds lovely

[elfin folio]

Me in the middle absolutely green

[analog quest]

I did a lot of Christmas Day number 2s

Oh, you mean a second Christmas Day

[solemn reef]

Tier 3 is generally fucking worthless tbh, I'm just happy support creators

Again, took me until Ajomo said that to realise @elfin folio wasn't talking about poo again

[elfin folio]

On way home, straight into my jammies, heating on, quilt on sofa and squid gamessss

Did we lose the limmy laugh emote

[analog quest]

[upper basalt]

[solemn reef]

you might need to refresh before you get your emotes back

[elfin folio]

Fuckin discord

What are yous doing tonight? Are yous currently cosy

[analog quest]

I just got home from the in-laws. I need to go and do a run but currently too full to move

[twilit canopy]

Fucking nightmare

[analog quest]

Then catching up on the tele from yesterday

[twilit canopy]

I just watched that 2021 conjuring with the da

Nothing so frightening as the prospect of being surrounded by kids screamin their heads off

[solemn reef]

I got the apartment nice and tidy after the chaos of the last few days. Contemplating ordering in some stinking takeaway pizza. I was working on a wee tune earlier so I might finish that off later.

[twilit canopy]

Lovely day of it

Good man yerself

[analog quest]

Do share 🎵

[twilit canopy]

DAW of choice?

[elfin folio]

Don't do a run

It's boxing day

Start again tomorrow

Be cosy

[analog quest]

Oh, I thought you were being funny and saying I should box instead

[elfin folio]

I don't have it in me today

I got a dad joke book for Christmas

[twilit canopy]

Nobody here is funny

[elfin folio]

Which is ironic as I don't even have a dad

[analog quest]

But I got to run, unfortunately

[solemn reef]

Just Ableton, I have the Push 2 controller which helps with my total lack of music theory knowledge

[twilit canopy]

Live

[analog quest]

JUST Ableton? It’s magic.

[elfin folio]

I was out for a run and had radiohead on and went into turbo mode

Exit music for a film

Not today obvs

[twilit canopy]

I’ve used Ableton since I was 9 and everyone told me you could only write loops with it

Look and me now, now I write nothing

[analog quest]

I recorded a video of me doing a cover of something in Ableton on Christmas Eve but it was shite so I didn’t share. Might get drunk and share later

[twilit canopy]

Looking forward to it

[elfin folio]

Do it

[sweet vigil]

Octopath Traveller II and a banging heedache

[solemn reef]

It does sort of lean towards loop-based music. But if you have a good controller you can lay out the track with the loops and then sort of noodle over the top of that

[buoyant jewel]

ableyon is fun as fuck to just get lost in

[twilit canopy]

I do everything on the timeline

Barely ever touched the session view

[analog quest]

I used Ableton for ‘band’ stuff all the time. Arrangement mode is no worse than Logic for it

[elfin folio]

Just got home and remembered I got this massive fluffy jacket thingy from my mum

So happy now

[sweet vigil]

Star Wars Techno Remix?

[analog quest]

Pics

[elfin folio]

Sorry I'm just having my own side convo

With myself

[analog quest]

Less fun than this. Portishead.

[sweet vigil]

They're the best convos, no cunt talking back

[twilit canopy]

Pro tools is clunky bullshit and we’re stuck with using it as the “industry standard” because old fuckers didn’t get onto faster workflow DAWs

[silver egret]

Or only a cunt talking back in my case

[solemn reef]

The best DAW is the one you can use IMHO

[twilit canopy]

Recording studios: pro tools
Vibe studios: any other daw

[sweet vigil]

you startin'?

[silver egret]

I was calling myself a cunt so wind your neck in

[twilit canopy]

Best convos I ever have are with myself

Which are most of them

Thanks for listening

[sweet vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-blahem-gif-18263185

[buoyant jewel]

damn the chritsmas chat is spicy as hell

[twilit canopy]

Scorched earth

[analog quest]

It’s the work party, yknow. It all comes out.

[sweet vigil]

Listen I can't help being thick alright

[twilit canopy]

It’s fine I’m a big dumb prick, so you’re not alone

[sweet vigil]

Cosiness resumed

[silver egret]

Story time

[buoyant jewel]

fuccckk i woke up after passing out in my freiends house, felyt

[sweet vigil]

That wean will grow up stronger for it don't you worry

[sweet vigil]

Felyt you

[elfin folio]

Just got into my comfies, that's me happy now

[elfin folio]

I'm obsessed with Portishead atm

What Portishead song is it

[elfin folio]

Also that's my new fluffy hoodie

[sweet vigil]

Love the colour

[elfin folio]

The face of a person who has boked 4 times today

[solemn reef]

Just ordered my filthy pizza

[elfin folio]

What did you go for

[forest rover]

Yes!! Can we have page 7s joke please

[elfin folio]

Oooohh

Happy to oblige

That'll encourage me to get off my bed. I lay down and I would never have got back up

I also got another quiz thingy hahah

A millennial one

[silver egret]

I've got my fluffy hoody on but mines cheaper looking than yours

[solemn reef]

Apache, medium stuffed crust. Topped with double popcorn chicken and a “dynamite” drizzle

[elfin folio]

I'm typecast for Christmas presents...Trivia and sad jokes

Dad*

Also sad

[elfin folio]

Fuckin yes

Love Apache

They have the best garlic mayo in the country

[solemn reef]

Apache are top of the filthy pizza takeaway pile imo

Pizza Hut at the bottom of course

[twilit canopy]

Can I get one pizza pls, extra filth, no logo on the foam

[solemn reef]

There’s several genuinely good pizza places I could order from, but no, I wanted to feel bad about myself instead

[elfin folio]

The Apache near me is connected to a chippy

[forest rover]

I have a Jordanian house coat on

[elfin folio]

So when you order chips you get chippy chips

[elfin folio]

Pics

[sweet vigil]

I like how you've decorated your hall

[forest rover]

I'll show you my hall

[analog quest]

The Rip

[elfin folio]

Suave

[sweet vigil]

Also you cunts have made me crave pizza

[elfin folio]

Look what I have

[sweet vigil]

Ffs Tank gie it up man

[elfin folio]

CBA getting up but it's over there

[solemn reef]

Why’s it just lying there haha

[sweet vigil]

Yeah, did a cat knock it off?

[elfin folio]

Because I just do things

No I took it out of the gift bag last night and then got distracted with the quiz thingy

Set it down and forgot all about it til I looked over there now lol

[silver egret]

Yeah I like tanks housecoat but the hall is stealing the show

[sweet vigil]

Oh no

[twilit canopy]

Like what you’ve done with the place. How much did the dairy milk set you back? Unsound to flex in such a way so brazen as this

[silver egret]

Tres chic

[twilit canopy]

Now THAT’s a hallway

[silver egret]

Wait what's that picture above the door opposite the front door?

[twilit canopy]

FACT

[solemn reef]

YES

[sweet vigil]

Fair enough, I stand by my statement

[forest rover]

Thanks.. I think

[solemn reef]

You’re fully DeeDeeing then

[twilit canopy]

I’ll be heading danone of this nonsense

[forest rover]

Set it down in the middle of the floor?

[elfin folio]

Completely free. Xmas present

[elfin folio]

I like it

It's not even a dad joke book. It's a box filled with jokes on cards

How does NASA organise a party?

[forest rover]

Dunno, how does NASA organise parties?

[elfin folio]

They planet

[analog quest]

Can you unsub again, please?

[elfin folio]

Hahahahaahaha

I've just started singing this song from my childhood

Did anybody else sing this

[twilit canopy]

Gonna catch up on countdown with ma, peace out nerds

[elfin folio]

The Addams family started when uncle fester farted

Etc

[forest rover]

What!?

[silver egret]

Farted through the keyhole

[analog quest]

Don't know if this message sent properly last time.

[elfin folio]

I couldn't even hold off til tomorrow because I'm all hungover and wanna talk shite

[analog quest]

I like to think you are singing Addam's Family because of me

[elfin folio]

It was hahaha

[analog quest]

At least the constant Balatro music playing in my head has been replaced with Addam's Family now.

[forest rover]

Temple of Doom is on btw.. it's the one with Data from The Goonies

[sweet vigil]

If you unsub then resub I assume you lose your streak? I've left mine running

[silver egret]

Nah it just keeps counting up

I got gifted a sub ages ago, then subbed for the first time recently and it started on 2

[sweet vigil]

That's good, but doesn't make sense to me - surely if you unsub, you'd lose it. I've wanted to change to a Tier 2 desktop sub for a while, since you can't upgrade the mobile one

So glad to hear you don't lose it

Also the word UnSub reminds me of Criminal Minds and the big fat crush I had on Matthew Gray Gubler

[solemn reef]

Fuckin yes

[elfin folio]

Fuckin

Yes

[twilit canopy]

Came crawlin back just in time for the meat fest

Fuckin YES

[elfin folio]

Is that chicken nuggets

[solemn reef]

Popcorn chicken, I told you this earlier. You’re in bits obviously

[forest rover]

I believe you keep your total month sub but lose your sub streak if you don't sub within 7 days of it ending

[elfin folio]

In one eye out the other

[twilit canopy]

Football eyes

One at home one away

[sweet vigil]

Got it, I figured there had to be some limitation

[sweet vigil]

I ordered pizza because of you, I hope you're happy

[forest rover]

"If a user loses their streak after 7 days, their sub badge rank and total months subscribed are not affected. Users can regain these benefits at any time"

[sweet vigil]

Huh

[elfin folio]

What one did you go for

Any dips?

[solemn reef]

I’m delighted. I will be until approx 30 minutes after I’m finished eating too much

[sweet vigil]

Pepperoni, red onion, provolone and garlic mayo

[elfin folio]

Up the garlic mayo massive

[forest rover]

Your badge is total months not your current streak

[solemn reef]

Provolone is a good pizza cheese

Fancy though

[sweet vigil]

Place called Sano in Glasgow has THE most garlicky mayo ever, it's class

Literally hot with garlic

[elfin folio]

Irish republican cheese

NPP

[sweet vigil]

I loooooove provolone and it's so rare to see

[solemn reef]

There’s a Sano in Dublin too, wonder if they’re related

[sweet vigil]

NPP!!!!

[twilit canopy]

Very good

[forest rover]

I'm not getting involved

[elfin folio]

Hahahaa

[solemn reef]

Oh shit, Irish taking over the world

[elfin folio]

It was low hangin fruit

[sweet vigil]

Oh yeah it must be!

[twilit canopy]

Good man yerself

What’s on the docket

[solemn reef]

The Irish are pivoting from a United Ireland to just making everywhere Ireland

[twilit canopy]

Get there eventually

[forest rover]

Grandpappy

[twilit canopy]

NPP

[elfin folio]

I wonder if he's really called Vinnie

[twilit canopy]

Just sliced red onions?

[forest rover]

The fuck is a GrandPappy pizza? Crispy

[elfin folio]

Or is it just some bloke called Dave

[sweet vigil]

Nah, it's pepperoni/provolone

[forest rover]

Smells of pish

[sweet vigil]

I added onions

[elfin folio]

Crispy and mini

[sweet vigil]

YOU-

[twilit canopy]

OH you already said

[sweet vigil]

I forgive you

[twilit canopy]

I’m in and out dip duck diving

[forest rover]

Ya dancer... "Leave it at the door ya filthy animal"

[twilit canopy]

Ma couldn’t do letters round tonight, I can never do numbers round so we ditched countdown

[sweet vigil]

I removed all delivery instructions I can't even be bothered

I'll suffer

Until I get the doorbell up

[forest rover]

I don't have Deliveroo or Uber Eats else I'd be joining this pizza train

[twilit canopy]

You in a flat? Do they head up to the door?

[sweet vigil]

They do aye. I buzz them in but ask they leave it at my front door

My neighbours across from me do it all the time

[twilit canopy]

Over here if you’re not there in 20 seconds they dump it at the door

[sweet vigil]

I'd love that

Here in Glesga they fuckin linger

[twilit canopy]

It’s mixed

[sweet vigil]

But I think it's the code maybe

[elfin folio]

My mate used to live in an apartment and they never came in. Had to go meet the bastards at the front of the building

[sweet vigil]

Even if I put the code in the instructions

[twilit canopy]

4 year of my life

Never living in a flat again

[elfin folio]

She used to live in those apartments on great victoria street

[forest rover]

Just seen the latest Gillette advert... You're done cunts, stop trying to say you've improved a razor

[elfin folio]

Facing the go garage

[twilit canopy]

What da fuck

That’s too high to be heading down for food

[sweet vigil]

Shite neighbors?

[twilit canopy]

We were the shite neighbours if we’re being honest about it

Not me, not my landlord/housemate, but definitely our pal and his drop ins

[elfin folio]

Terrified me because those flats started out as a nice new building and then they started moving every cunt in, then it got the nickname "the drug flats"

It was chaos

Standing in the lift, stank a pish

[sweet vigil]

Drop ins

[forest rover]

Grandpappy Lift

[sweet vigil]

If your pish stinks of pepperoni go to the doctor mate

[twilit canopy]

Every weekend am tryna sleep, up at 6, and his basically children uni mates are playing beer pong and shite in the living room

[elfin folio]

Peepperoni

[twilit canopy]

I’m all for havin good time, but fuckin keep shtum if thems tryna sleep

[solemn reef]

Beer pong? That’s almost the worst part

[twilit canopy]

Remembered earlier a story to mum, when Conor McGreggor beat Jose Aldo. 11th of July

Was asleep and got woken by him and his dredge after their bonfire snakery

Woke up and sat sober af ‘til maybe 3.30 to see Connor smack Jose for the title belt in 20 secs

Great night

[sweet vigil]

That delivery guy was sound, thank fuck

[twilit canopy]

Got to tell them to book their taxis and shoot off

Never felt so much power

[elfin folio]

Pics pics pics pics

[forest rover]

"yave had your fun now feck off"

[forest rover]

Of the delivery guy

[sweet vigil]

I'm not sure he'd enjoy me chasing him

[twilit canopy]

Exactly these words perhaps

[elfin folio]

Hahahahah

See yous

[twilit canopy]

[elfin folio]

Oh aye

[sweet vigil]

Phwoarrr. First time ordering from here, looks great

[forest rover]

12" of pleasure

[elfin folio]

Compliments to Vinnie

[elfin folio]

Of grandpappy pleasure

Hey that's a category on....

[sweet vigil]

Wait I shouldn't have clapped that

[solemn reef]

OnlyGrans

[twilit canopy]

Got the clap

[solemn reef]

Thanks

[sweet vigil]

Grandpappy's goat the clap

[twilit canopy]

[forest rover]

Might set this as a sound alert on my phone... Every time someone texts Waaaahey

[sweet vigil]

Not PAHtishAN?

Pizza is banging, if a bit salty

[solemn reef]

Made it halfway through the pizza, gonna save the rest for tomorrow

Hit the fucking spot

[sweet vigil]

Best thing about getting pizza

[forest rover]

12" too much for ya

[twilit canopy]

Wtf is this noise

Discord scamming me of dynamic range

[sweet vigil]

Yeah it cut in the middle

[solemn reef]

You can’t get the 9” with stuffed crust so I got the bigger one

Only really wanted 9”

[forest rover]

Same waaaahey

[buoyant jewel]

Buckling in for tomorrow

[sweet vigil]

Great pun

[forest rover]

I'm jealous of that departure board

[buoyant jewel]

it's so good, by an artist named Imbue

[sweet vigil]

WHAT

[forest rover]

"Get off our rrrrrrrock"

[sweet vigil]

Thought you said GET AFF ARR LOT

Like, land

[buoyant jewel]

btw @sweet vigil i forgot I was bluetoothed to big speakers and played yer fucking vocaroo at unspeakable volume

[solemn reef]

What I say to Scotch people about Rockall Bank

[sweet vigil]

GET IN MAN

[solemn reef]

Hahaha this is why I only AirPlay now, need to keep the streams separate

[sweet vigil]

Also did it cure your hangover?

[twilit canopy]

Jock juice on tap pls

[buoyant jewel]

yes it did, thank u very much

[buoyant jewel]

did I say I was woken up by my frieinds cat standing on me

[solemn reef]

Are you feline annoyed?

[buoyant jewel]

I liked ittbh tbf, made me want to get a cat.

[forest rover]

I'd love a cat but the thing would jump for a bird and fall four floors

[twilit canopy]

Why’d’we fall, sir? So’at we can learn to pick ourselves up again

[upper basalt]

You could get one that’s not a fucking idiot?

[sweet vigil]

Do you never close your windows?

I'm 4th floor with two wee yins

[twilit canopy]

They’re all fucking idiots

Respectfully

[upper basalt]

Tank lives in a Looney Tunes episode

[forest rover]

Fucking terrace (too misty to see the shard)

[sweet vigil]

We're all fucking idiots

[twilit canopy]

Blessed

[sweet vigil]

I guess yeah, would take one instance of the cat coming out and you not noticing

[twilit canopy]

I already spouted a lot of words in pets channel about my arsehole fuckin monster cat that I loved a couple days ago, so I’ll spare the re-run but half the fun is having a creature with claws that’s basically fucking insane

[upper basalt]

Flat in London with a terrace? You can afford to replace a deed cat

[sweet vigil]

I'd still be ok because I'm allergic to outside

[sweet vigil]

Yeah Tank are you Lord Sugar

[twilit canopy]

How’d you gas up onto so much of wealth?

[forest rover]

It's a very small flat.. same size as the terrace

[twilit canopy]

Better to be outside

At least you can photosynthesise

[solemn reef]

I need a dog-share service. Only want one for like an hour or two a day

[forest rover]

Films outside in the late summer tbf... Think I have a video of how it used to be setup

[sweet vigil]

Hell yeah

[twilit canopy]

Perhaps. What’s the score

[buoyant jewel]

I want a dog a lot. all I ever wanted was a dog, a washing machine and a garden. I'm 2/3 way there.

[upper basalt]

Borrowmydoggy

[twilit canopy]

Had a balcony that covered whole front of the building (is that a terrace?) and all them moons ago it was only used for smoking and then about 2 weeks a year for a shit barbecue

[solemn reef]

Part time Dogging

[upper basalt]

All dogging is part time. Nobody has the energy to do that 39 hours a week

[twilit canopy]

[solemn reef]

Exactly, you should share dogging with someone else

[silver egret]

We've rescued two dogs, maybe it was bad luck on both occasions but was pretty much social suicide

[twilit canopy]

Them a part timer????

[sweet vigil]

My cousins pals and I went to a dogging spot one night in Edinburgh. Did all the light flashing and got some cunt to follow us. Had to floor it and get roond a block of flats, turn off the engine and hide to get them to go away

We were like 18

[solemn reef]

Lmaoooo

[twilit canopy]

That’s all of the signals that you’re into it

They thought they’d an easy catch

[sweet vigil]

I know, Idk why we thought it wouldn't work rofl

[elfin folio]

Hahaha omg we used to do this around the Giants ring

(dogging spot near us very aptly named)

[sweet vigil]

I love how this is seemingly a rite of passage

[upper basalt]

When the Aurora was doing the rounds in the summer apparently all the dogging spots were the most popular

[elfin folio]

Nothing like the adrenaline of thinking you've initiated a dogger

[twilit canopy]

Get yerself ringed by the giant’s

[sweet vigil]

Should be your bio on here

[elfin folio]

Hahahahahah

[sweet vigil]

Would raise a lot of questions

[buoyant jewel]

My local cruising spot is dukes mound. Also sounds a bit rude.

[twilit canopy]

And would answer few

[elfin folio]

Do the doggers go to them because of the rude names

[sweet vigil]

Ours was just...Cramond Beach

[twilit canopy]

“Knock road”

[elfin folio]

Cramound beach

[sweet vigil]

Lots of crabs?

I wonder where the dogging spots are in Glasgow

[upper basalt]

Technically Gyspy Brae

[elfin folio]

Wetherspoons

[twilit canopy]

Shaw’s bridge isn’t a good one, but all of knocks road has plenty spots

[upper basalt]

Away to fuck you

[sweet vigil]

That's cosy af you cunt

[twilit canopy]

[sweet vigil]

'my flats the size of the terrace huehue' BUT LOOK AT IT

[forest rover]

You're all talking dogging and I'm watching Marvel

[elfin folio]

Awk it won't even play for me

[twilit canopy]

Straight in

[sweet vigil]

Why not both

[twilit canopy]

When terrace is mentioned

[solemn reef]

Are you going to watch Iron Man Three and jump off the balcony when it turns midnight in the film?

[twilit canopy]

More terrace pics required

[sweet vigil]

Is that a Philodendron Birkin I spy, or a Dumb Cane?

And English Ivy, Peace Lily and Golden Pothos?

[twilit canopy]

No harm, but

[twilit canopy]

This went over my head

I’m simple

Gg

[forest rover]

A dieffenbachia, a peace lily and fake ivy

[twilit canopy]

Oh fuckin plants

[sweet vigil]

Dieffenbachia is a dumb cane

[forest rover]

Oh.. it is called a Dumb Cane

[sweet vigil]

WHOS A DUMB CANE NOW HUEHUE

[twilit canopy]

Targeted

My housemate does the plants, I just tend to them

[sweet vigil]

You ain't a real plant parent without a big fat Monstera though

[twilit canopy]

Cackled like an eejit

Da called me a stupid cunt

[sweet vigil]

Who isn't one

[buoyant jewel]

Disappointing

[twilit canopy]

Dangerous positioning

[sweet vigil]

It's just a baby though

It's not even fenestrated

[buoyant jewel]

I love tbh tbf

[twilit canopy]

How do you tell

Serious question

By a photo how do you know

[sweet vigil]

It's where the plant splits its leaves

One leaf has one split there

[twilit canopy]

I need to fuck about and spread the growers

[forest rover]

A shrine to the plant

[sweet vigil]

But juvenile monsteras don't fenestrate until they're older

[analog quest]

Never has a sentence made so little sense to me.

[twilit canopy]

Shit gif

[silver egret]

My old one

[sweet vigil]

There you go, fenestrated

[silver egret]

Binned cos they're basic ass plants

[forest rover]

Say fenestrated one more time

[sweet vigil]

WHAT

[twilit canopy]

What

[silver egret]

Scientists still don't know why plants fenestrate

[sweet vigil]

You binned a healthy monstera??

[silver egret]

It's one of those things with conflicting theories

[twilit canopy]

Explain like I’m 5 pls because I need to confirm I’m not misunderstanding

I just cook the plants, growing them’s another story

[buoyant jewel]

Imagine being a scientist and having to think things

[twilit canopy]

Sounds like baking mean literally cook

[silver egret]

I cut it up into many, and gave them away

[sweet vigil]

That's fair

[forest rover]

"I'm just cooking officer"

[silver egret]

I did have a double fenestration too, where it gets the smaller dots but can't find the pic

[twilit canopy]

I thought they were bored of photosynthesising tbh

[upper basalt]

Is it Multiverse of Madness?

[twilit canopy]

Fed up with energy by exchange of light and decided they were gonna do nothing

[forest rover]

It's an old video, can't remember.. cold af out there right now

[sweet vigil]

Is this the City of Love?

[forest rover]

Well I don't have a vase do i

[sweet vigil]

Variegation?

[solemn reef]

Can’t believe you’d record a video bragging about the terrace but have a Marvel movie playing while you do

[sweet vigil]

Not tonight n-not tonight

[upper basalt]

The real question is do you have more than 7 plants?

[twilit canopy]

Still waiting on more terrace pics

[sweet vigil]

Great question

[forest rover]

Let me count..

[sweet vigil]

I have around 20 now, I made a couple terrariums with plants not doing too hot in the low humidity of my house

[forest rover]

9 medium-large real ones, 5 medium-large fake ones and a bunch of small ones

[upper basalt]

Apparently thats too many

[sweet vigil]

Lots of air, then

[silver egret]

No I mean like when the fenestration happens in the middle of the leaf as small holes and on the sides of the leaf as slits

[sweet vigil]

Ohhh got it

Never got my monstera to do that yet

[forest rover]

My fav fake

[sweet vigil]

Fakey olive tree?

[forest rover]

Yep.. in the hall so not much light and if it grew it'd block the door

[buoyant jewel]

my plant fenestatrated and then 'healed' weird

[elfin folio]

Unbeaten combo

[silver egret]

My fave houseplant

[forest rover]

Have you got more than 7 chocolate bars though?

[upper basalt]

I want to start putting house plants in my home office, no idea where to start and have been told cactuses are for sociopaths

[sweet vigil]

Aglonema? Philodendron Prince of Orange? I don't know this one and its VERY cool

[upper basalt]

Will there be dippage?

[silver egret]

Begonia metalica

[forest rover]

You can't kill a peace lily, so I'd have one of those for sure

[solemn reef]

Wait is this different Dairy Milk to your floor bar?

[sweet vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-metalica-gif-2879658940759250496

[solemn reef]

Oh I’ve managed it

[forest rover]

Propagated the floor bar

[silver egret]

Anyway fuck this plant chat when it's just me talking to myself in the plant thread

[forest rover]

I don't venture into the forums normally

[solemn reef]

This is a catch all Xmas thread it’s fine

[twilit canopy]

Master

[sweet vigil]

Listen I didn't even know it existed

[upper basalt]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

[forest rover]

Ignorance is not excuse in a court of law.... 40 years minimum!

[solemn reef]

Do you think there’s any way this Dumb Cane will come back to life? More than it has I mean

[twilit canopy]

Am startin on the Irish coffees btw thanks

[sweet vigil]

Thanks fuck Dark Souls 43 for me

[twilit canopy]

For anyone who was unsure what to do I do recommend the Irish coffee now thanks

[twilit canopy]

PS100 fuck sake

[sweet vigil]

Salvageable I'd say

[forest rover]

Gonna have a mince pie with ice cream for Blankety Blank

[silver egret]

Just needs loads of light, it'll back bud along the stem if you keep healthy

[solemn reef]

Direct or indirect light?

[sweet vigil]

Indirect

[solemn reef]

Okay good I don’t get any direct light

[sweet vigil]

Mine bounced back after getting super stringy near direct light

[forest rover]

Only plant tip I know is bottom feeding

[sweet vigil]

I'LL FEED YOUR-

[twilit canopy]

Well

[elfin folio]

Same, but I don't know where to start either
We should start a house plants thread and then we can ask crispy & tank

[sweet vigil]

@silver egret patched

[forest rover]

Bunney raging

[solemn reef]

@silver egret absolutely fuming

[upper basalt]

Oh thats a shout. They seem really knowledgable about plants and that would be a lovely chat

[elfin folio]

Hahahahaha

[twilit canopy]

How can you not @silver egret

[elfin folio]

Shit

[sweet vigil]

Oh boy

[elfin folio]

I've already upset the powers that be

[twilit canopy]

Here we go

[elfin folio]

I'm not allowed in the plant chat now

[forest rover]

I have successfully propagated once.. I'm a pro

[sweet vigil]

He's already raging we ignored Plant Chat 1.0

[elfin folio]

AND @silver egret (sorry)