#NI/Belfast

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zenith plinth
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No politics please!

remote peak
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big AI Ian Paisley shaking hands with the Queen

remote peak
dawn flume
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Snake

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Ultimate boss fight window washer. Liz with a squeegee and a mean left hook

zenith plinth
# remote peak sorry

As long as it's not a t-shirt with a picture of a window cleaner who is an associate of some questionable people then you're fine! šŸ˜€

dawn flume
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Bit cold like

modern verge
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Very frosty outside, I’ve to drive to Dublin later too

hasty nexus
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Almost went on my arse a dozen times on the way to work

hexed torrent
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nippy

hexed torrent
pallid bluff
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Just leaving this one here

hasty nexus
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This was on my feed

hexed torrent
violet magnet
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i was just about to snip that image lol

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and with that im away

waxen glen
violet magnet
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ive been told everyone is welcome here, its in the logs above somewhere

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and with that im away

nocturne swallow
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Yes yous are

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This was only a creation from the fact 3 of us spoke about Belfast one night for ages in general

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And I didn't want anybody to feel weird lol

waxen glen
violet magnet
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and with that im away

pallid bluff
# nocturne swallow

Apparently ā€œAaron earned an iron urnā€ is another good one, please feedback limmyNod

nocturne swallow
pallid bluff
pallid bluff
hasty nexus
dawn flume
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Hahaha

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I tried too hard to say that clearly

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If you say it quickly in a sentence it sounds fine limmyDespair

pallid bluff
# dawn flume

Sounds a wee bit like an office printer at one of my previous jobs

dawn flume
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??

pallid bluff
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Brilliant stuff

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My wife who is from Kazakhstan loves the NI accent, introduced her to it via Derry Girls

dawn flume
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Better than our Liam Neeson’s bastardised accent from being in the states so much

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Which is where I think most people outside our islands are intro’d

pallid bluff
nocturne swallow
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My friend went to Malmaison for afternoon tea and they gave her a solero

violet magnet
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that solero will be orange slush before they get anywhere near it

modern verge
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Like they have fancy notions but can never really fully follow through

dawn flume
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Solero is very good

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Top 5 shite ice creams

onyx osprey
nocturne swallow
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My friend has been following this

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So strange

hexed torrent
dawn flume
dawn flume
nocturne swallow
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I quote this alla time

dawn flume
nocturne swallow
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Wonder what he's up to these days

dawn flume
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I was thinking that aye

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Came up again on YouTube and first thing I thought was that

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Although more concerned bout darnell

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And wonder did travis ever learn to control it

modern verge
dawn flume
modern verge
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WAHEY

dawn flume
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Very proud of my low effort wise cracking limmyUwu

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Must be a slow news week tho to get an article on this, a load of smicks wrapped a bag of fireworks with duct tape, lit it, and threw it under a car on my street and it didn’t make the news? Am fumin

dawn flume
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Where were you on the evening of 18th jan between 8 and 12 pm

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?????

nocturne swallow
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12am* sake

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I was in dumpling library ah swurr

dawn flume
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House mate’s checkin out a week before me of this house and bein totally neurotic

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Love the guy to the ends of the earth but no, you and me both know that you own that fuckin Habitat plate Sandra

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Don’t expect the 2nd degree never mind the third ā€˜cause am still using the fuckin thing now it has my dinner on it

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Said with love, told him to fuck with also love

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Maybe shout be #1304514951536312340 ā€˜S content

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I dunno

hexed torrent
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My window cleaner felt the need to tell me he went to Disneyland

modern verge
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Should reply "Are you taking the Mickey?"

dawn flume
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Just needs to make that clear

hasty nexus
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Hope you got a hat or something

hexed torrent
modern verge
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hahahahaha

nocturne swallow
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WHAT'S ALL 'IS

nocturne swallow
modern verge
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what is the third thing he says he can't get to

nocturne swallow
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Can't even get for a pint

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Man just wants a beer

modern verge
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I was hearing "can't even get to the pints" which I thought was even funnier ahaha

nocturne swallow
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Hahahahahaha

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It does sound like that

dawn flume
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Jesus fuckin Christ that iPhone Sever Alert sound gave me a fuckin heart attack

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Shat it

hasty nexus
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So loud

nocturne swallow
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Oh I didn't get one

hasty nexus
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Shit me right up

nocturne swallow
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But I've Google pixel

dawn flume
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Two personal phones and a work phone all blaring at once

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Thought the bombs were bout to drop

hasty nexus
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Took me right back to 'Nam

hexed torrent
hasty nexus
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Was about to start shoving gold watches up my hoop

hexed torrent
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I thought it was a Thomas the tank engine toy going off

nocturne swallow
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Near died

modern verge
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I didn’t get one, maybe because I’m dual-simming with a free state number

hexed torrent
hasty nexus
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Need to get some towels washed. They'd be dry in half an hour

hexed torrent
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They'll be in the south of France in half an hour if you're not careful

hasty nexus
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I left washing out overnight. Yet to see if it's still there. If it's not, I'll ring Macron

dawn flume
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Was happy to see the bathroom window I accidentally left open last night had been blown shut

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Storm of the century

hasty nexus
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Just put a fresh wash out. Worth the risk

nocturne swallow
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Round the corner

hasty nexus
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Not keen on the roof tiles all over the garden though

nocturne swallow
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Up my way

hasty nexus
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Madness

nocturne swallow
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What the fuck would ya even do

hasty nexus
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Reluctantly move

modern verge
dawn flume
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Mother Earth making a statement

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Not sure what the statement is but she’s surely making it

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Forgot to go and stand out in the wind during the height of it to see what that felt like

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South belfast

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Aurora gym in bangor

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Our lambeg

modern verge
dawn flume
dawn flume
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Waiting for photos from up the Hill Hall

modern verge
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Haha the last time it was damaged was another Lord of the Rings storm - Arwen

dawn flume
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Always tress down on the Hillhall Road

hexed torrent
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the roof was ripped off our wee storage bin thing earlier - where do I put in a claim?

hasty nexus
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Same

dawn flume
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Unprecedented destruction

hasty nexus
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A community struggles to find answers

dawn flume
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A massacre of immeasurable proportion

hexed torrent
modern verge
nocturne swallow
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Really grim

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The girl says everybody is safe though, it would be scary af

nocturne swallow
hexed torrent
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I'm watching the news here and the correspondents in Ireland are pronouncing it storm "Eh Owen"

dawn flume
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I’ve got UTV on and just saw a trampoline in south belfast get skited into the air and into someone else’s property.
No thoughts at all to disassemble it or tie it down

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Society’s doomed

hasty nexus
dawn flume
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On a journey 😌

dawn flume
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Like eoin but auld

modern verge
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I wish there was a clip of Eowyn from LOTR saying her name

dawn flume
hexed torrent
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Fucking amazon wont deliver me a potato peeler

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brexit wankers

hasty nexus
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Justice for the peelers

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No wait

dawn flume
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The amount of shit I try to order that they won’t send here

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Where else am I supposed to get prime pork sausages than Amazon?

hasty nexus
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I won a competition for an English drinks company. I got a huge crate of stuff.

Coincidentally, they stopped delivering here after that.

dawn flume
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Am on S1 of traitors, is there any NI folk in S2 or S3?

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Just wanna hear someone say am not a traitor am faithful to the state out of context limmyBriish

hasty nexus
dawn flume
dawn flume
hexed torrent
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Tell you what - I'll do the big shop every week now yeoooo

dawn flume
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There’s a Lidl 350 yards from my front door

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New local perhaps

hexed torrent
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hahaha

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looking through the cupboards every day desperate to find something empty

hasty nexus
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When your mrs thinks you're cheating but you're just getting steamed in LIDL

modern verge
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she'd probably prefer you were cheating tbh

nocturne swallow
modern verge
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Sandy Woke

nocturne swallow
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Lol that's city centre

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Running oot the office

modern verge
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sure as fuck don't have a problem with people thinking too much anymore

dawn flume
nocturne swallow
dawn flume
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Hahahaha fuckin Darren

hexed torrent
nocturne swallow
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nocturne swallow
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There's yer Line of duty returning

hasty nexus
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Great news actually

nocturne swallow
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I always seen it coming because I found the ending to be so unbelievable!

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Like I fully believe that H believes he is H but he's not actually the master mind behind it all. He's just the scapegoat

hexed torrent
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Here

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Spoilers like

hasty nexus
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That's the whole show ruined

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||H is actually called Ian Watkins||

dawn flume
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Anyone tell me a good spot for dinner in/around or near Lurgan?

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Not picky on what we eat, just looking somewhere decent

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Only know good spots for drinking limmyDrink

hasty nexus
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What about the Craic n Grill?

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As close as you'll get to the Grill and Banter

dawn flume
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That that place at Rushmere

hasty nexus
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Probably, it's just funny name

dawn flume
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Went to that eato or whatever you call it, the Asian buffet style place beside nando’s

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Was alright actually

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Not my kinda spot but was cheap as fuck

hexed torrent
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its not really called eato is it lmao
as in eat, with o tagged on the end to make it sound asian?

dawn flume
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It’s literally called eatao lmao

ornate glen
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How's the form everyone

modern verge
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Shitttteeeeee

nocturne swallow
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Been alright, pretty grim with the weather, I'm just ready for it to start getting a bit cooler. Not to talk about the weather but does anyone feel like they're using their heating more this year

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I feel like I need the heating on so much more than I can ever remember lol

hasty nexus
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Mines been on basically the whole day

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Must have cost a fortune

nocturne swallow
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Aye like I put it on so much today and for 2 hours at a time

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Usually I put it on for an hour and it does me

hasty nexus
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I've put the heating on already

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May as well wash some socks to drape over the radiators

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Get my money's worth

onyx osprey
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Its fierce mild out

zenith plinth
hexed torrent
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had a job interview there - actually was quite nice for a change

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limmyLove remote limmyLove FTW limmyLove

hasty nexus
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Good luck

modern verge
nocturne swallow
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I've to go into the office 1-2 times a month and it's genuinely awful, i don't even think I could go back to once per week

hexed torrent
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hasty nexus
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Sorry to hear that

dawn flume
nocturne swallow
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Hope you get something else that you're just as excited about

dawn flume
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@nocturne swallow on the heating front, aye- am also sticking it on for 2 hours at a time and multiple times a day

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Think it’s just ā€˜cause we’ve had total cloud cover for a full 2 weeks and it’s gotten colder again instead of warmer

nocturne swallow
dawn flume
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Reckon it’s more ā€˜cause it’s miserable so I am sticking it on more, rather than it actually being desperately cold

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ā€˜Cause that cold snap like 4 weeks ago or so was colder at lowest temps I think

hexed torrent
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We've had the heating on flat out too - have to order oil this week at some point limmyDrink I really miss having gas in the house - was such a luxury

nocturne swallow
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i have felt like the opposite, that im more grateful to have oil lol

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only when my mate was complaining about her gas because units started costing more or something

hasty nexus
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I've not long ditched oil. Such a pain in the hole

nocturne swallow
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and i thought wow i just bought my oil all in one go and dont need worry about the price just randomly increasing

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i only ever need to think about my oil like once or twice a year

hasty nexus
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Going to the Omniplex tomorrow in Dundonald. Where shall I go for dinner?

nocturne swallow
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You have your choice of American diner types lol

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What about sugar rays

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And get a chicken stack

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Then some fries for the middle of the table because ya can't go out for food and not have chippies

hexed torrent
hasty nexus
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Wolfes has not long rebranded. Probably the same menu

hasty nexus
nocturne swallow
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I was gonna say either sugar rays or Wolfes

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Never been to Binky's and madame pho is very expensive and niche

hasty nexus
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Binky's is good for breakfast/lunch. It's a bit like French Village

nocturne swallow
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Update me I'm invested

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Food pic if able to thanks

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Enjoy ya niiiight

hasty nexus
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I will be sure to take pictures

modern verge
nocturne swallow
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Lolol

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What should they call it

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It's chicken stacked on a bed of mash

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Creamy mash usually

modern verge
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Chicken and mash call it

nocturne swallow
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I like a chicken stack

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Crispy onions

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Peppered sauce

modern verge
nocturne swallow
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Sunday dinner on a chalkbpard

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And my cocktail in a jam jar

dawn flume
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Back on the heating chat tho, I’ve used 70 quid on gas since 30th Jan. holy fuck, sheer decadence

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It just switched off and I was like limmyWhat

nocturne swallow
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Fuckin ell

dawn flume
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Boiler’s fucked tho, probably pissing money up the wall

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They still haven’t sent guy out to look at it

nocturne swallow
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Yeah that might be it

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Maybe working harder than it has to

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I've just stuck the heating on now, teeth were chattering

hexed torrent
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I've an oil plug in heater thing here

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Highly recommend

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Stays hot even after turning it off

nocturne swallow
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Where did ya get it

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For some reason it's mostly my hands that are ice cold

dawn flume
hexed torrent
dawn flume
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Furiously googling how to get myself on gas safety register

nocturne swallow
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Used to have to keep a bucket underneath to collect the water

hasty nexus
nocturne swallow
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Ooo0o0o0o

hasty nexus
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Thanks for the suggestion

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I am so full it's uncomfortable

hexed torrent
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oh that looks good

hasty nexus
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The Big Boss it's called. 2 burgers and a big bit of chicken

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All covered in pulled pork

hexed torrent
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hahaha

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when you cant decide what meat you want

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šŸ‘

nocturne swallow
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Oooohhhhh

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Room for a wee milkshake no? Lol

modern verge
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Different stomach for milkshakes it’s fine

hasty nexus
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I went to the Omniplex afterwards to fill my popcorn stomach

nocturne swallow
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What movie?

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Is Indiana land still there

hasty nexus
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Bridget Jones

hasty nexus
nocturne swallow
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Loved it there as a child

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Ice skating too

hasty nexus
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Drop in again

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Sure they'd have you back

nocturne swallow
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Announce myself on the speaker

hasty nexus
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DJ KP on the decks

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SHABBA

nocturne swallow
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Shabbbbahhh

dawn flume
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Gas tech is coming round tomorrow

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Gg to chasing stuff like a complete dick

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It’s 25 past 5 on a Friday and I’m still working wtf am I doin here like

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Any weekend plans

ornate glen
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Omg i replied to yesterday

nocturne swallow
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Sickuvvit

hexed torrent
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Entering into that yearly fun of trying to book an MOT in N.I limmyDrink

nocturne swallow
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Ewww

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If you get one booked then check everyday for a cancellation

ornate glen
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Is it "npp" here? Or can I post based pub loo scrawl?

ornate glen
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Forgiveness over permissionšŸ–•

hasty nexus
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Bob and Bert do a good matcha

hexed torrent
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I do like a nice matcha

hasty nexus
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It's a really nice one in there. Would recommend

dawn flume
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We would always call latte art like this ā€œbarista’s first onionā€

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Not a criticism. Term of endearment

hasty nexus
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Or as it was explained to my partner "It's meant to be a leaf, not a love heart"

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Which was met with

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"Aye, it better not be"

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Cue nervous laughter

dawn flume
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Le onion

hexed torrent
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Looks like a large bummed large armed person. They have a spot on their left cheek

nimble hamlet
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hello fellow nordies hows things

hexed torrent
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'bout ye

nocturne swallow
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Heyyyyy

dawn flume
nocturne swallow
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@ornate glen šŸ™Œ

hasty nexus
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Another onion incoming

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This one has melted

dawn flume
hasty nexus
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Positively Ghostly

hasty nexus
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I got a refill and there was no attempt at all. Maybe they saw us talking shit

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It's all light-hearted fun. I'm sorry, barista

nocturne swallow
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They were like no, everybody gets one haha

hexed torrent
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FFS...The joke my mother just sent me on WhatsApp limmyLaugh

hasty nexus
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That's still funny though

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I'm ashamed to say

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I have become a boomer

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Fucking 1.60 a bottle now as well

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Used to be 80p

nocturne swallow
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Been a quare while since I had some Maine man juice

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Since before COVID so we're talking 5+ years

hasty nexus
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My guy does the rounds on a Saturday

nocturne swallow
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omg

nocturne swallow
modern verge
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keep it between you and the Maine man

nocturne swallow
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I didnt even THINK of it like that hahahahaha

modern verge
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you've gotten rusty

nocturne swallow
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I really have hahahah

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Now that I read it back I can see it

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Sake

modern verge
hasty nexus
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Getting a full Flout pizza on Friday

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Pre-order is in

modern verge
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haha I was just raving about Flout on another Discord yesterday

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Love it, but can't be arsed pre-planning my pizza cravings like that

hasty nexus
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I've only ever gone in for a slice. Even though it's expensive as fuck, I'd like to try a full pizza once

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What do you go for?

modern verge
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The Detroit one with the pepp

hasty nexus
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Good choice. The only one I don't like the look of is the potato and rosemary one

modern verge
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If you’re not going for a Detroit one, just get a pizza elsewhere imo

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But aye, root veg on pizza is just not for me

hasty nexus
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So yeah

dawn flume
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Where’s flout at

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What’s the big selling point

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Is it vibes or what?

modern verge
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it's in the East, lower Newtownards Road
the draw is the Detroit style pizza, which is a thicker base and lovely crunchy cheesy sides

hasty nexus
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Semi-Artificial scarcity

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Size

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Quality

modern verge
hasty nexus
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The pickle one looks nice

dawn flume
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Looks great actually

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Only had a wedge once before, when I was in Boston of all places

hasty nexus
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I would've posted a picture of my Flout but it disappeared down my neck pretty quick

hexed torrent
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yiz love your Flouts pizzas anyways, don't yiz

hasty nexus
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yiz cunts yiz

hexed torrent
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Anyone recommend any good places to eat on ormeau road?

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Sit down restauranty type places or even pub grub (as in not a takeaway)

modern verge
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La Taqueria good although I’ve only been to their Castle Street branch

nocturne swallow
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I really enjoyed Gaze Chinese, Bengal brasserie for an Indian, or actually ..Naz is great as well

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Does it sway your decision if it is also BYO?

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Because Naz is BYO

hasty nexus
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To my shame, I think I've only been to Little Wing up there

nocturne swallow
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Errigle for pub grub is also a shout

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I have decided my 2 recommendations are Naz or Errigle

zenith plinth
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La Taquiera is really good.

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I really pissed them off one time by mixing the Castle St and Ormeau ones when i booked a table for 12 online and ending up at the wrong one.

hexed torrent
modern verge
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Yeooo uppa Mexicans

hasty nexus
hexed torrent
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Had their beef quesadilla and nicked a cod taco from person beside me at the table

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Also, weird fact, booked a table in there for 5:15, someone with the same name as me booked another table for 5:30 so the front of house woman was a bit confused when fake me walked in

hasty nexus
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I saw this earlier. What's the point?

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Not that it's a new phenomena

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I just don't get it

modern verge
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For the Hatfield like.

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Just because it’s so close to the Holylands I guess

hexed torrent
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They probably walked far enough to join the end of the queue they could have just walked to a better bar

zenith plinth
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It's all the beardybakes queuing up the Ormeau Road to get in to La Taquiera.

dawn flume
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Just gave notice to quit with no backfill on my current project at work

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Can we get an ā€œawk wellā€, a ā€œwell sureā€, or a ā€œhere baiā€ in the channel for autonomy?

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And perhaps a yeeha for gettin out whilst the house burns down

hasty nexus
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Awk love

dawn flume
nocturne swallow
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Yeooo get er bucked

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Happy days

hasty nexus
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I was up near Coleraine the other day in one of those overnight bubbles

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Strange experience

modern verge
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Finn Lough?

hasty nexus
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Cromore something.

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To be honest, the grounds were a shit tip

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There's it

modern verge
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Perfectly laid out for Instagram and not reality?

hasty nexus
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The "estate" was all surrounded by builders cage and the lawn was overgrown. Driving up to it, there was shite everywhere

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The actual bubbles were okay

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Very very strange experience

modern verge
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Had a similar experience when I went to the hot tubs at The Rabbit spa - lovely view overlooking the river, but behind the place there was all this construction going on. Very unconvincing illusion

hasty nexus
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I think that's it

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Illusion

modern verge
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It'll probably be a lot better after it's had a few years to settle in, I suppose

hasty nexus
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True enough

zenith plinth
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The site there has been really run down for years. There was a really nice dense wood that they thined out really badly to make space for something but it has just sat like that for 10 years.

hasty nexus
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It's a shame, the big house looks really nice

zenith plinth
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There's loads of hidden WW2 stuff there too though.

hasty nexus
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I probably slept on unexploded ordnance