#NI/Belfast
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big AI Ian Paisley shaking hands with the Queen
sorry
THAT window washer????????
Snake
Ultimate boss fight window washer. Liz with a squeegee and a mean left hook
As long as it's not a t-shirt with a picture of a window cleaner who is an associate of some questionable people then you're fine! š
Bit cold like
Very frosty outside, Iāve to drive to Dublin later too
Almost went on my arse a dozen times on the way to work
nippy
Algorithm seems to chuck me a new NI "rapper" every week these days
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEkoamGILh9/?igsh=OGw4eDF6bjRva3Zk
Just leaving this one here
This was on my feed
Weāre not welcome here.
ive been told everyone is welcome here, its in the logs above somewhere
and with that im away
Yes yous are
This was only a creation from the fact 3 of us spoke about Belfast one night for ages in general
And I didn't want anybody to feel weird lol
Iām not checking through your logs, pal.
AJ is just being a goon
and with that im away
Apparently āAaron earned an iron urnā is another good one, please feedback 
Very good thank you
Yes I say it like a 6 year old Victorian English orphan
Sounds like the ghost of a cockney shoeshine boy in your house
Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
I tried too hard to say that clearly
If you say it quickly in a sentence it sounds fine 
Sounds a wee bit like an office printer at one of my previous jobs
Brilliant stuff
My wife who is from Kazakhstan loves the NI accent, introduced her to it via Derry Girls
What a way to discover it
Better than our Liam Neesonās bastardised accent from being in the states so much
Which is where I think most people outside our islands are introād
Yea she just thought Liam Neeson was American
My friend went to Malmaison for afternoon tea and they gave her a solero
that solero will be orange slush before they get anywhere near it
Lmao thatās very Belfast for some reason
Like they have fancy notions but can never really fully follow through
Yellowman or yellaman is a chewy, bright yellow, toffee-textured honeycomb produced in Ulster, in Northern Ireland.
Yellowman is sold in non-standard blocks and chips and is particularly associated with the Ould Lammas Fair in Ballycastle, County Antrim, where it is sold along with other confectionery and, often, dulse.
Yellowman is similar to...
Am I not allowed to head out in fuckin peace no
You Owe Me A Tenner D*ckHead (Belfast)
LIKE & COMMENT if you laughed!!
you owe me a tenner dickhead
fuck off darnell
wee fruit ye
Classic scene in Belfast Northern Ireland
Belfast Northern Ireland
Wonder what he's up to these days
I was thinking that aye
Came up again on YouTube and first thing I thought was that
Although more concerned bout darnell
And wonder did travis ever learn to control it
Eejit was barking up the wrong tree obviously
WAHEY
Very proud of my low effort wise cracking 
Must be a slow news week tho to get an article on this, a load of smicks wrapped a bag of fireworks with duct tape, lit it, and threw it under a car on my street and it didnāt make the news? Am fumin
was it @nocturne swallow
@nocturne swallow youāre on trial here
Where were you on the evening of 18th jan between 8 and 12 pm
?????
House mateās checkin out a week before me of this house and bein totally neurotic
Love the guy to the ends of the earth but no, you and me both know that you own that fuckin Habitat plate Sandra
Donāt expect the 2nd degree never mind the third ācause am still using the fuckin thing now it has my dinner on it
Said with love, told him to fuck with also love
Maybe shout be #1304514951536312340 āS content
I dunno
My window cleaner felt the need to tell me he went to Disneyland
Should reply "Are you taking the Mickey?"
Just really wants to make sure youāre aware heās not disregarded his obligation to notify you of the work completed, but he was in fact having a ball of a time past couple days and as a result is tired and forgot to send you the wee text
Just needs to make that clear
You paid for that
Hope you got a hat or something
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hahahahaha
WHAT'S ALL 'IS
I quote that alla time
what is the third thing he says he can't get to
I was hearing "can't even get to the pints" which I thought was even funnier ahaha
Jesus fuckin Christ that iPhone Sever Alert sound gave me a fuckin heart attack
Shat it
So loud
Oh I didn't get one
Shit me right up
But I've Google pixel
Two personal phones and a work phone all blaring at once
Thought the bombs were bout to drop
Took me right back to 'Nam
I got it on my pixel
Was about to start shoving gold watches up my hoop
I thought it was a Thomas the tank engine toy going off
I didnāt get one, maybe because Iām dual-simming with a free state number
Need to get some towels washed. They'd be dry in half an hour
They'll be in the south of France in half an hour if you're not careful
I left washing out overnight. Yet to see if it's still there. If it's not, I'll ring Macron
Was happy to see the bathroom window I accidentally left open last night had been blown shut
Storm of the century
We can rebuild
Just put a fresh wash out. Worth the risk
Round the corner
Not keen on the roof tiles all over the garden though
Up my way
Madness
What the fuck would ya even do
Reluctantly move
Probably hold a grudge forever against the person who said the tree shouldnāt be cut down
Mother Earth making a statement
Not sure what the statement is but sheās surely making it
Forgot to go and stand out in the wind during the height of it to see what that felt like
South belfast
Aurora gym in bangor
Our lambeg
That roof was fucked during a storm years ago too
Well hilden
I thought that!
Waiting for photos from up the Hill Hall
Haha the last time it was damaged was another Lord of the Rings storm - Arwen
Always tress down on the Hillhall Road
Hahaha
the roof was ripped off our wee storage bin thing earlier - where do I put in a claim?
Same
Unprecedented destruction
A community struggles to find answers
A massacre of immeasurable proportion
turner prize incoming
This near you @nocturne swallow ?
https://www.thejournal.ie/storm-eowyn-damage-across-northern-ireland-6604070-Jan2025/
Yeah I put it in here earlier, jda round the corner
Really grim
The girl says everybody is safe though, it would be scary af
They've used a different house for the image preview though, that ones Antrim road
I'm watching the news here and the correspondents in Ireland are pronouncing it storm "Eh Owen"
Iāve got UTV on and just saw a trampoline in south belfast get skited into the air and into someone elseās property.
No thoughts at all to disassemble it or tie it down
Societyās doomed
There's one next door to me half missing. Must have floated away
On a journey š
Isnāt it supposed to be hYeo-win (if that phonetic spelling reads right)
Like eoin but auld
I wish there was a clip of Eowyn from LOTR saying her name
Doesnāt exist
The amount of shit I try to order that they wonāt send here
Where else am I supposed to get prime pork sausages than Amazon?
I won a competition for an English drinks company. I got a huge crate of stuff.
Coincidentally, they stopped delivering here after that.
Very good btw
Am on S1 of traitors, is there any NI folk in S2 or S3?
Just wanna hear someone say am not a traitor am faithful to the state out of context 
2 has a lady who is arguably one of the all-time favourites
Canāt wait
NPP
Ok sorry ur right
Tell you what - I'll do the big shop every week now yeoooo
Holy fuck
Thereās a Lidl 350 yards from my front door
New local perhaps
When your mrs thinks you're cheating but you're just getting steamed in LIDL
she'd probably prefer you were cheating tbh
Sandy Woke
sure as fuck don't have a problem with people thinking too much anymore
Well said

Hahahaha fuckin Darren
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There's yer Line of duty returning
Great news actually
I always seen it coming because I found the ending to be so unbelievable!
Like I fully believe that H believes he is H but he's not actually the master mind behind it all. He's just the scapegoat
Anyone tell me a good spot for dinner in/around or near Lurgan?
Not picky on what we eat, just looking somewhere decent
Only know good spots for drinking 
Oāconnerās?
That that place at Rushmere
Probably, it's just funny name
Went to that eato or whatever you call it, the Asian buffet style place beside nandoās
Was alright actually
Not my kinda spot but was cheap as fuck
its not really called eato is it lmao
as in eat, with o tagged on the end to make it sound asian?
I double checked
Itās literally called eatao lmao
How's the form everyone
Shitttteeeeee
Been alright, pretty grim with the weather, I'm just ready for it to start getting a bit cooler. Not to talk about the weather but does anyone feel like they're using their heating more this year
I feel like I need the heating on so much more than I can ever remember lol
Aye like I put it on so much today and for 2 hours at a time
Usually I put it on for an hour and it does me
I've put the heating on already
May as well wash some socks to drape over the radiators
Get my money's worth
Its fierce mild out
Good luck

Hope ya get it
I've to go into the office 1-2 times a month and it's genuinely awful, i don't even think I could go back to once per week
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I didn't, fuck 'em, their loss lol
Sorry to hear that
Yer right mate, their loss, fuck em
Fuck sake, sorry!
Hope you get something else that you're just as excited about
@nocturne swallow on the heating front, aye- am also sticking it on for 2 hours at a time and multiple times a day
Think itās just ācause weāve had total cloud cover for a full 2 weeks and itās gotten colder again instead of warmer
Haha I thought I was going mad
Reckon itās more ācause itās miserable so I am sticking it on more, rather than it actually being desperately cold
āCause that cold snap like 4 weeks ago or so was colder at lowest temps I think
We've had the heating on flat out too - have to order oil this week at some point
I really miss having gas in the house - was such a luxury
i have felt like the opposite, that im more grateful to have oil lol
only when my mate was complaining about her gas because units started costing more or something
I've not long ditched oil. Such a pain in the hole
and i thought wow i just bought my oil all in one go and dont need worry about the price just randomly increasing
i only ever need to think about my oil like once or twice a year
Going to the Omniplex tomorrow in Dundonald. Where shall I go for dinner?
You have your choice of American diner types lol
What about sugar rays
And get a chicken stack
Then some fries for the middle of the table because ya can't go out for food and not have chippies
Ate in there before, actually not bad
Wolfes has not long rebranded. Probably the same menu
Good idea. I've been there the least recently actually
I was gonna say either sugar rays or Wolfes
Never been to Binky's and madame pho is very expensive and niche
Binky's is good for breakfast/lunch. It's a bit like French Village
I will be sure to take pictures
Thereās nothing I hate more than places describing something a chicken stack
Lolol
What should they call it
It's chicken stacked on a bed of mash
Creamy mash usually
Chicken and mash call it
You probably liked when they had chips in mini shopping trolleys
Back on the heating chat tho, Iāve used 70 quid on gas since 30th Jan. holy fuck, sheer decadence
It just switched off and I was like 
Fuckin ell
Boilerās fucked tho, probably pissing money up the wall
They still havenāt sent guy out to look at it
Yeah that might be it
Maybe working harder than it has to
I've just stuck the heating on now, teeth were chattering
I've an oil plug in heater thing here
Highly recommend
Stays hot even after turning it off
Aye it just keeps ejecting water out the outlet for the pressure release valve, should be a 10 minute to half hour job but itās been 4 weeks and 3 chases and they still havenāt sent a guy out lol
cant actually remember - its been a while - was probably out of Argos
something like these https://www.argos.co.uk/browse/appliances/fans-heaters-and-dehumidifiers/heaters-and-radiators/c:29444/type:oil-filled-radiators/
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Omg mine did this in my old house I rented
Used to have to keep a bucket underneath to collect the water
Ooo0o0o0o
oh that looks good
The Big Boss it's called. 2 burgers and a big bit of chicken
All covered in pulled pork
Different stomach for milkshakes itās fine
I went to the Omniplex afterwards to fill my popcorn stomach
Bridget Jones
There's a soft play there, yeah. Not sure the name
Announce myself on the speaker
Shabbbbahhh
Gas tech is coming round tomorrow
Gg to chasing stuff like a complete dick
Itās 25 past 5 on a Friday and Iām still working wtf am I doin here like
Any weekend plans
Fuck the diners, go to that pizza spot if its still there
Omg i replied to yesterday
Aye I've just logged aff
Sickuvvit
Throwback
Entering into that yearly fun of trying to book an MOT in N.I 
Is it "npp" here? Or can I post based pub loo scrawl?
Bob and Bert do a good matcha
I do like a nice matcha
It's a really nice one in there. Would recommend
Onions
We would always call latte art like this ābaristaās first onionā
Not a criticism. Term of endearment
Or as it was explained to my partner "It's meant to be a leaf, not a love heart"
Which was met with
"Aye, it better not be"
Cue nervous laughter
Looks like a large bummed large armed person. They have a spot on their left cheek
hello fellow nordies hows things
'bout ye
Heyyyyy
sāhappenin
@ornate glen š
Affectionately, āspooky onionsā
Positively Ghostly
I got a refill and there was no attempt at all. Maybe they saw us talking shit
It's all light-hearted fun. I'm sorry, barista
They were like no, everybody gets one haha
FFS...The joke my mother just sent me on WhatsApp 
That's still funny though
I'm ashamed to say
I have become a boomer
Fucking 1.60 a bottle now as well
Used to be 80p
Been a quare while since I had some Maine man juice
Since before COVID so we're talking 5+ years
My guy does the rounds on a Saturday
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omg
Hahahahaha fuckin hell
keep it between you and the Maine man
I didnt even THINK of it like that hahahahaha
you've gotten rusty
going to find a way to get you to say that on your stream lol
haha I was just raving about Flout on another Discord yesterday
Love it, but can't be arsed pre-planning my pizza cravings like that
I've only ever gone in for a slice. Even though it's expensive as fuck, I'd like to try a full pizza once
What do you go for?
The Detroit one with the pepp
Good choice. The only one I don't like the look of is the potato and rosemary one
If youāre not going for a Detroit one, just get a pizza elsewhere imo
But aye, root veg on pizza is just not for me
Not sure where else you'd get one in that style
So yeah
it's in the East, lower Newtownards Road
the draw is the Detroit style pizza, which is a thicker base and lovely crunchy cheesy sides
It's Stranwiches but Pizza
Semi-Artificial scarcity
Size
Quality
There's one called Doom Slice in Dublin that's the same thing without the same scarcity
https://www.instagram.com/doomslice.pizza/?hl=en
The pickle one looks nice
Looks great actually
Only had a wedge once before, when I was in Boston of all places
I would've posted a picture of my Flout but it disappeared down my neck pretty quick
yiz love your Flouts pizzas anyways, don't yiz
yiz cunts yiz
Anyone recommend any good places to eat on ormeau road?
Sit down restauranty type places or even pub grub (as in not a takeaway)
La Taqueria good although Iāve only been to their Castle Street branch
I really enjoyed Gaze Chinese, Bengal brasserie for an Indian, or actually ..Naz is great as well
Does it sway your decision if it is also BYO?
Because Naz is BYO
To my shame, I think I've only been to Little Wing up there
Errigle for pub grub is also a shout
I have decided my 2 recommendations are Naz or Errigle
La Taquiera is really good.
I really pissed them off one time by mixing the Castle St and Ormeau ones when i booked a table for 12 online and ending up at the wrong one.
Went here in the end up. Food was brilliant
Yeooo uppa Mexicans
What did you have?
Had their beef quesadilla and nicked a cod taco from person beside me at the table
Also, weird fact, booked a table in there for 5:15, someone with the same name as me booked another table for 5:30 so the front of house woman was a bit confused when fake me walked in
I saw this earlier. What's the point?
Not that it's a new phenomena
I just don't get it
They probably walked far enough to join the end of the queue they could have just walked to a better bar
It's all the beardybakes queuing up the Ormeau Road to get in to La Taquiera.
Just gave notice to quit with no backfill on my current project at work
Can we get an āawk wellā, a āwell sureā, or a āhere baiā in the channel for autonomy?
And perhaps a yeeha for gettin out whilst the house burns down
Awk love
Thanks man, appreciate it 
I was up near Coleraine the other day in one of those overnight bubbles
Strange experience
Finn Lough?
Cromore something.
To be honest, the grounds were a shit tip
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There's it
Perfectly laid out for Instagram and not reality?
The "estate" was all surrounded by builders cage and the lawn was overgrown. Driving up to it, there was shite everywhere
The actual bubbles were okay
Very very strange experience
Had a similar experience when I went to the hot tubs at The Rabbit spa - lovely view overlooking the river, but behind the place there was all this construction going on. Very unconvincing illusion
It'll probably be a lot better after it's had a few years to settle in, I suppose
True enough
The site there has been really run down for years. There was a really nice dense wood that they thined out really badly to make space for something but it has just sat like that for 10 years.
Yeah, it's a tip
It's a shame, the big house looks really nice
There's loads of hidden WW2 stuff there too though.
I probably slept on unexploded ordnance
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