#Show your trollings in DBD

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mortal bough
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Let's guide you on your journey to becoming less of a try hard and more of a die hard

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Well firstly, welcome in to what I like to call (as do others): The Muck

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What is The muck? It's dead by fucking daylight

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An utterly butterly poorly coded game with absolutely fuck all going for it, AND YET it's thrived in a genre of gaming that many have dared to venture and flourish in and can't, the undisputed champion among champions of 1v4 asymmetric horror games

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8 years on the trott and still counting

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Now why should you even be arsed listening to a cunt like me? What's the point? Fuck this shit I'm out, aye? Aye well close the door on the way out ya smelly arse cause I've got 6k hours in this pish so I've got qualifications

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The muck I.e. dbd can give you such a fucking buzz if you'll welcome it into your bastard hearts limmyBabyBlues

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So, rather than gen rushing whilst playing survivor I recommend the following to really give your games that je ne sais quoi no amount of fucking committed camila-ing could offer

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Firstly, teabagging, teabagging has been around for a lifetime

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But in dbd this can often be used as a distraction tactic but also as a fuck you to the killer (as well as your teammates if your goal is to befriend the killer and instigate malice)

mortal bough
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^a wonderful example out in the wild of teabagging

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What you're going to want to do to really bring that up to another level is make sure when your teammates are Debbie downed by the killer and spam your crouch button like absolute fuck above your teammates then run

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You can also spam jumping in and out of lockers beside teammates whether at gens especially or at tiles and such to alert the killer to their presence as you scurry away with lightweight and urban evasion

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Another feather in your cap could be actively missing skill checks then pointing and clicking (with the aid of a torch) at your teammates to imply to them it's their fault and fuck the gen, l o l

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If you don't feel like being a friendly fire felicity then you can take you trolling out on the killers by holing them, which in this humble loopers opinion is nothing short of sublime

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In short, anything you can set your mind at to be borderline a dickhead but not completely in a negative way, you do that and you own that

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Show your trollings in DBD

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And remember as well, don't pay attention to these wanna be goodie two shoes types who can't see the fun in this gameplay but I could guarantee would piss themselves if no one saw them limmyBob

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Now show us YOUR trollings in the fog limmyBabyBlues

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A wee favourite of mine against a recent shit merchant

bleak hill
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That hatch at the end is great

mortal bough
bleak hill
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Might have to get into it. Enjoy a good ragequit

fleet onyx
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Lovely stuff limmyLaugh limmyConley

mortal bough
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Fuckin holed the cunt

mortal bough
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OH MY FUCKING CHRIST limmyBob

fleet onyx
mortal bough
mortal bough
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YOU ONCE

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TWICE

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THREE TIIIIIIIMES A WHIFFAGE

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AAAND I OWN THE DC