#Show your trollings in DBD
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Well firstly, welcome in to what I like to call (as do others): The Muck
What is The muck? It's dead by fucking daylight
An utterly butterly poorly coded game with absolutely fuck all going for it, AND YET it's thrived in a genre of gaming that many have dared to venture and flourish in and can't, the undisputed champion among champions of 1v4 asymmetric horror games
8 years on the trott and still counting
Now why should you even be arsed listening to a cunt like me? What's the point? Fuck this shit I'm out, aye? Aye well close the door on the way out ya smelly arse cause I've got 6k hours in this pish so I've got qualifications
The muck I.e. dbd can give you such a fucking buzz if you'll welcome it into your bastard hearts 
So, rather than gen rushing whilst playing survivor I recommend the following to really give your games that je ne sais quoi no amount of fucking committed camila-ing could offer
Firstly, teabagging, teabagging has been around for a lifetime
But in dbd this can often be used as a distraction tactic but also as a fuck you to the killer (as well as your teammates if your goal is to befriend the killer and instigate malice)
^a wonderful example out in the wild of teabagging
What you're going to want to do to really bring that up to another level is make sure when your teammates are Debbie downed by the killer and spam your crouch button like absolute fuck above your teammates then run
You can also spam jumping in and out of lockers beside teammates whether at gens especially or at tiles and such to alert the killer to their presence as you scurry away with lightweight and urban evasion
Another feather in your cap could be actively missing skill checks then pointing and clicking (with the aid of a torch) at your teammates to imply to them it's their fault and fuck the gen, l o l
If you don't feel like being a friendly fire felicity then you can take you trolling out on the killers by holing them, which in this humble loopers opinion is nothing short of sublime
Holing killers can provide you with DC's, and the best part is the fact that's a real person at the other end of a screen fuming, monitors smashed to fuck, chairs kicked, parents raging they've been woken at unreal hours of the morning, aww phenomenal
Remember to body block and fake out unhooking for massive "ha, think I'm helping you? Am I fuck" value
In short, anything you can set your mind at to be borderline a dickhead but not completely in a negative way, you do that and you own that
Show your trollings in DBD
And remember as well, don't pay attention to these wanna be goodie two shoes types who can't see the fun in this gameplay but I could guarantee would piss themselves if no one saw them 
Now show us YOUR trollings in the fog 
A wee favourite of mine against a recent shit merchant
That hatch at the end is great
Gets their blood and piss fuming, no other feeling like it
Might have to get into it. Enjoy a good ragequit
Lovely stuff

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST 
The real question is, why not?
You'd think that but these people genuinely don't get it
