Selfies

[hardy oriole]

Risky move after the trial

[warm heron]

As Limmy would say, "Be bold!"

[eternal crypt]

Dog fell asleep on my neck

[warm heron]

Oh, I tried to delete this

[agile basalt]

Thank god I am wearing something cute right now.

[maiden bison]

That's a lovely ceiling you've got yourself there, did you paint it yourself?

[drifting hazel]

Lovely cornices

[marble sapphire]

Go on then

[rich valve]

Perfectly matching energy

[neat pilot]

Me sitting with the gnomes and fairies

[woeful jackal]

That’s my new BF pickles

[hazy fiber]

farrrrrtttt

[hazy fiber]

no hair

[warm heron]

short hair

[hazy fiber]

wait a sec

i’ve zoomed in

hmmmm

shaggy hair

like medium

[hardy oriole]

Look at that fucking stupid wonky nose mind.

[agile basalt]

I am guessing that what looks like a hat there is actually your hair fashioned into that shape.

[hardy oriole]

My left lung gets a lot more air than the right

[warm heron]

I'm gonna be dead surprised if you managed to hide a bunch of long hair under there

[hazy fiber]

i was right-ish

short sides, shaggy top

[hardy oriole]

It's a fucking mess is what it is. Getting rid of the lot soon.

[hazy fiber]

i disagree but you do you

[hazy fiber]

suits ya

[hardy oriole]

Well, that's kind of you to say, thank you

[smoky shore]

Right so everyone just posting nice selfies whilst I look like an absolute twat. Nice one.

[jade crystal]

You actually got me to post, I thought to myself "if that miserable cunt can do it, what's stopping this miserable cunt"

[smoky shore]

Haha excellent!

[hazy fiber]

you all look similar

are you twins?

[jade crystal]

Separated at birth, reunited through this lovely community

(but actually no sorry to disappoint)

[hazy fiber]

ahh

[smoky shore]

Surprise surprise

[hazy fiber]

is your name after domo genesis

[jade crystal]

Spot on

[hazy fiber]

oops i thought that was cropped

[jade crystal]

No worries, I had no idea where to look after appreciating the general post

[hazy fiber]

there

my 14yr olds xmas gift

obviously i’m going with him

exciting

[jade crystal]

That's really cool, definitely fucking exciting

[hazy fiber]

[jade crystal]

Still haven't listened to chromakopia in full, just the promo stuff, only got round to Call Me a few months before

Let us know how it was

[hazy fiber]

um

i wasn’t overwhelmed tbh

but my son enjoyed it

[jade crystal]

Oh I meant the concert when you've gone, sorry, but the album feedback is appreciated nonetheless

[echo pike]

Dog wasn't having it

[shy charm]

hash heid checkin in

[fresh cobalt]

Merry Christmas

[echo pike]

Bit early isn't it?!

[hazy fiber]

get that aff! too early lol

jk i was looking @ jumpers in the charity shop

[agile basalt]

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

[stiff bramble]

i think they’ve missed me

[fresh cobalt]

I'm not someone who celebrates early, it's just comfy and my son likes hitting the light up LEDs on the front

[jade crystal]

Love a good blaghem

[maiden bison]

Blaghem

God rest your soul

[jade crystal]

That's the fucking sound coming out of you

[blissful cradle]

There's yer selfie

[woeful jackal]

How good is his dancing on that entrance to his show - that’s gonna be so good

[ripe steeple]

It's oodie season

[amber badge]

Absolutely stunning people. Nice to see faces behind names.

[smoky shore]

We are, we are.

[hazy fiber]

it sure is

[shell glen]

beard verification

[timber fiber]

That’s a right beard that is. I could lose my pencils in that fuck

Birds could nest in its vastness

[sour kindle]

Really quite an attractive bunch here

[hardy oriole]

Kratos level beard there

[minor pagoda]

How nice to see all of the beautiful faces in here 🫶🏼

[arctic prism]

[amber badge]

I posted this on BS, but I really like this selfie I took in Turin.

[shell ridge]

Waiting for the train home after a few beers, so of course I spent my time taking selfies for you.

[marble sapphire]

Next game is to guess how many drinks you had - I’m guessing 3 or 4

[shell ridge]

You win! 4 drinks including one with food!

[deep hemlock]

Before work one morning this week. It was a good hair day, couldnae stop touching it

[clever knot]

Eccied

[woeful jackal]

[proud cave]

Rare moment when my hair was behaving itself

[hazy fiber]

that’s a dapper coat 🧥 👌

[shell ridge]

That’s nice of you to say, thanks very much! I’m pleased it’s cold enough to wear it now.

[shy charm]

what if ehh

[hazy fiber]

reviving selfies because i’ve been feeling shite shite and felt good today

[rose sentinel]

Was happy with how I looked last night, might delete later xo. Nobad for 43 though!

[smoky shore]

Fresh cut, head slightly eggish

[agile basalt]

I know that guy!

[hazy fiber]

omg GIRL!!!!! you look AMAZING!!!

absolutely glowing 🖤

[neat pilot]

Phwoaaah

[hazy fiber]

it is a frosty one brrr

[woeful tiger]

My friend is on holiday and found a painting of people who look uncannily like me

[urban urchin]

Not really a selfie but can you believe these would've both been valid this year

[smoky shore]

I didn't know a 5 year old could have a license.

[urban urchin]

I think I was 15, I used that pic to get my provisional and then every time I updated my address they'd send me a new one with the same pic until last year. It's like a before and after for some bad addiction

[blissful cradle]

That's me on my way out the house against my will for this Christmas dinner

[hardy oriole]

Have fun!

[normal finch]

this is a very intimidating photo

[hardy oriole]

I am a very scary man

[shell glen]

looking swaggy sir, 10/10, would bum a cigarette off in the beer garden

[blissful cradle]

I read the first line and thought jeez very forward

[hardy oriole]

I’m in Brighton tonight. This is exactly the kind of behaviour I’ll be exhibiting to fit in.

[shell glen]

Well then we might see you... Brighton early tomorrow or not!

[blissful cradle]

Have a good night!

[shell ridge]

Pat Butcher?

Only joking, I like your shirt

[fresh cobalt]

Very cosy photo

[blissful cradle]

Is that Lisburn lights?

[shell glen]

It is!

[timber fiber]

That’s a nice jacket

[barren adder]

friday santa fit was wasted at a costume party no one actually dressed up at other than me

[deep hemlock]

Fuck 'em, you look great!

[barren adder]

Aaww thank u crispy xx

[urban urchin]

Pottery social fit check

[hazy fiber]

MOOD

is it even xmas if you don’t have a festive jumper for your hot water bottle?

[hazy fiber]

it’s giving bronski beat…i am here for it

[hazy fiber]

love the coat!

you look brooding and mysterious

compliment

it’s a nice fit

[shell glen]

tyvm

[hazy fiber]

oh that’s you!

hahahahhaa

didn’t check the username

[hardy oriole]

Merci

[proud cave]

Dat fackin 'omelandah cunt

[neat pilot]

You are all so lovely and beautiful and handsome

[blissful cradle]

Heading to get some food shopping and a few last min presents! Then home for wine & Father Ted Christmas special

[fathom star]

Self care Mondays

[soft marsh]

I could never post in here. I'd be like Steve Buscemi stood next to Channing Tatum

[deep hemlock]

You canny say that and no post man

[deep hemlock]

Cosy uWu

[hazy fiber]

steve buscemi is one of my hollywood crushes

also, adrien brody

xmas selfie

[blissful cradle]

Yous look amazing girls xo @deep hemlock and @hazy fiber

Hope yous had the best day

[deep hemlock]

You too @blissful cradle, you deserve it after dealing with our behaviour last night

Not @hazy fiber

[minor pagoda]

🎄🫶🏼

[deep hemlock]

Is this mid-swally perchance?

[random cloak]

the aftermaft tbh,tbf. Christmas itself was q messy.

[deep hemlock]

Seems it.

[proud cave]

Just finished eating a banana AMA

[urban urchin]

How ripe was it?

[proud cave]

Just the right amount of black spots

[timber fiber]

Not technically a selfie

That’s my smoulder

[fresh cobalt]

Oh look it's like the meme

[timber fiber]

I’m sure they are unaware of the meme

If you could ignore the alignment of the wardrobe to the wall that would be great thanks

[hardy oriole]

Vote now.

[urban urchin]

Casey neistat

[normal finch]

Ajomhunk more like

[deep hemlock]

Don't tell him that, he's Spitefully Arrogant enough

[normal finch]

I for one am a big fan, hes my friend

steam

friend

[clever knot]

Mix it up when you get bored

[hardy oriole]

This is what I do, but it annoys me that you can’t just switch daily. Same with longer and shorter hair. I want it different all the time 🤦🏻‍♂️

[soft marsh]

That sunglasses pic makes you look like you present a BBC2 doc about rare desert snakes

Slow mo footage of sidewinders and all

[hardy oriole]

If only 😔

[soft marsh]

Manifesting this for you in 2025

[mystic kraken]

Pish but I tried

[shell glen]

Lovely beard

[hardy oriole]

I'd go so far as to say 'mighty'

[deep hemlock]

Kratos motherfucker

[glacial fog]

do i look like Neo or the Undertaker?

[marble sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/look-neo-keanu-reeves-the-matrix-huh-gif-22197090

[proud cave]

I'm getting Halle Berry as Storm vibes

https://tenor.com/view/x-men-xmen-storm-marvels-storm-ororo-munroe-gif-5134150042830595450

[stiff bramble]

Off to see Nosferatu ✌️

[blissful cradle]

Omg are those croc boots

[stiff bramble]

YES

[blissful cradle]

Omg amazing

[stiff bramble]

they truly are

[hazy fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-spongebob-dracula-vampire-spongebob-squarepants-gif-5998309278962342406

i took a few selfies today because i haven’t really been feeling that well and i liked them so

did my makeup or tried…wonky eyeliner

mop realness

[stiff bramble]

gave myself a little wolf cut and added more blonde to the fringe and underneath (but you can’t see that bit due to the VOLUME)

[hardy oriole]

Are you wearing a cat bed as a beret?

[deep hemlock]

Auditioning for Stranger Things

[blissful cradle]

I JUST said Eddie munson

Like a min ago

[deep hemlock]

First time I've done natural hair on my new cut

[deep hemlock]

But we are the same, this is no surprise

[blissful cradle]

I like it, it's very Ann Wilson

[deep hemlock]

Oh aye so it is

[normal finch]

Do you mean natural because it resembles something thats been dragged through a hedge? Jokes, it looks peng, mega peng even.

[deep hemlock]

Whits peng

[normal finch]

means totes amaze babe

[timber fiber]

Amazeballs

Roflcopter

[deep hemlock]

I hate you all

[marble sapphire]

Peng’s what that kid on YouTube says when he reviews chicken shops

[normal finch]

i think its from that there london

[mystic kraken]

Peng tings

[agile basalt]

I bought myself a new jumper.

[normal finch]

pinks the best colour

[hardy oriole]

Does it come in black?

[agile basalt]

Unknown. It was the only one there in a sale.

[blissful cradle]

Here we here we here we fuckin gooo

[deep hemlock]

Shite

[woeful tiger]

I’m enjoying taking selfies with a wide angle lens cuz my arm looks massive

[neat pilot]

Mi front shave clean like a chicken when yuh pluck it 🐔🍗

[neat pilot]

That mirror mek mi look tall 🤣 I'm 5'7"

[barren adder]

I did my hair last night

[proud cave]

Sending you something to put as your wallpaper bbz xx

[quaint grail]

If someone doesn't react to these soon I'm going to have a slightly more amplified existential crisis than usual

[agile basalt]

This is me and Mycroft reacting. I really hope someone reacts to our reaction.

[quaint grail]

Thanks for the reaction Mari, crisis averted

[quaint grail]

Doorbell fit check is this even a selfie, technically speaking? Let me know your thoughts

[mystic kraken]

If you made the shutter fire it's a selfie

[quaint grail]

Well here's the thing, I opened the ring app on my phone and took a screenshot of myself stood in front of it, so technically the camera on my phone didn't go

So really you could argue my door took a photo of me