Random idea, what if we just had a dnd campaign in #1021110774967574569 where anyone can join and do whatever. It could be it's own little experiment to see what happens. And you may be asking yourself "Wtfrog alfrex why would you even think of doing this" and to that I say why the frog not.
#Community D&D Campaign
verbal flax
You enter a tavern. The atmosphere is lively with people from all over the country enjoying themselves. A strong smell of alcohol and grilled meat fills the air as the bright lights dangle
What do you do?
steep island
Are we starting with gold? Just want to know before I make my first move
verbal flax
Ye why not
Choose the amount of gold you wanna start off with
I won't put a limit on how much gold you want
distant pebble
hiiiii (just to pin this thingy for when i think of smth/what to do)
steep island
Ye why not
Ah I see
I take a seat and buy a drink
verbal flax
The bartender notices you and says "Ah, greetings. What would you like tonight?"
steep island
I ask for a menu of drinks
verbal flax
He hands you a menu of drinks
When you look at it, you see a list of alcohol names written in common, and below each one is a smaller name in elvish and dwarven
steep island
I ask for a wine
distant pebble
A bear walks in.
verbal flax
I ask for a wine
The bartender, with a slightly annoyed expression, says "Gotta be more specific than that cause we got too many wines. Do ya want a red wine, white wine, sparkling, or perhaps you wanna gamble a bit and get a random one?"
verbal flax
*A bear walks in.*
A few people notice the bear at first, but someone laughs it off as a prank from a druid and others join in on the laughter
What does the bear do next?
distant pebble
The bear manages to raise one of its front paws and points towards the bottle of honey on the wall of different drinks.
verbal flax
The bartender, being a meek little halfling, gets scared by the sheer difference in size between him and the bear
But he manages to pull himself together and reaches for the bottle of honey and hands it to the bear
distant pebble
The lack of proper hands makes it difficult to open the bottle of honey, but the bear finally manages it by using its teeth while holding it down with its paws.
The bear attempted to drink the honey, but it was too slow and the bear was getting impatient so it crushed the glass bottle under one of its paws. Then it began licking up the honey off of the floor, careful not to hurt its tongue on the shards of glass.
Eventually the bear stops, attempting to clean up the shards into a little pile.
"Ah! T'is was just the refresher I needed!" The bear had a heavy british accent. "I thought I might have lost my voice forever!"
It turned back towards the bartender. "Sorry for making such a mess. How may I pay?"
verbal flax
The bartender who is now extremely terrified, with a small and scared voice, says "It'll only be 15 copper, sir. And don't worry about the mess, we can clean it up."
distant pebble
"Ah, well in that case." The bear slightly gagged before spitting out a silver coin, which was covered in saliva. "You can keep the change. I'll stay in the tavern for a bit as I wait for the rest of my party."
The bear moved to one of the side tables, moving an extra chair to it from another nearby empty table before sitting down on the ground behind it. (There are 3 chairs behind the table now)
verbal flax
The bartender sends someone to clean up the sticky mess on the floor
steep island
The bartender, with a slightly annoyed expression, says "Gotta be more specific ...
White wine