Kazan Appreciation Club

[ionic hearth]

i did it but its really bad

now time to add a ton of basic un-changing percussion

cuz its boring

[rough egret]

Kazan!!!

[ionic hearth]

im prob just gonna take the percussion out of another song i made

i aint doing this rn

[ionic hearth]

lmao it doesn't even resemble the original

only the notes are the same

mostly

i mean

im not gonna say im not vibing

but like

its nothing like the actual song

i tried

im sorry, it doesn't resemble the beat

[ornate axle]

I NEEDA LISTEN

[ionic hearth]

i still need to find an instrument for the 2nd to last part

the percussion is carrying rn lmao

it makes it sound completely unlike the actual song, but it makes it at least semi-vibey

hol up lemme at a gun sound effect in

i gotta add it onto the last note cuz i didn't feel like messing around with the snare til it sounded good

also the opening sucks

lemme just listen back one more time

[ionic hearth]

the ending is the best part

cuz that's when its over

[ionic hearth]

wait u got a pc or laptop or smth with discord on it?

[ornate axle]

Ye

[ornate axle]

Reminder to appreciate the goober

[rough egret]

Da goober

--> <--

Hes my hubby

I love you kazan ❤️

[ornate axle]

Appreciate the goober

[ionic hearth]

Im appreciating the goober

[rough egret]

THATS MY HUSBAND!

I LOVE YOU KAZAN

[ornate axle]

uh... work in progress......

How do motivation?

[ionic hearth]

motivation cuz kazan

lil goober

do it for goober

[ornate axle]

APPRECIATE GOOBER

[ionic hearth]

goober

i is appreciating goober rn

[low grotto]

breaking news: the goober is being appreciated

[low grotto]

guys how's my picmix

[ornate axle]

[ionic hearth]

[ornate axle]

[ionic hearth]

Bnuyzan

[tranquil schooner]

all kazan i ahve drawn

[rough egret]

Kazan would be a great idol

Zesty kazan

[ionic hearth]

THE GOOBER

HE’S PERFECT

[short marsh]

incredible

[ornate axle]

View the other stuff

Other people drop stuff here

I just contributed quite a bit recently

[short marsh]

yes this is phenomenal

i love my little insane man

[ornate axle]

That's why this place exists

[short marsh]

so for no particular reason how old is kazan

[ornate axle]

I would place my guess (a slight headcanon) around fresh out of high-school/should be starting college

[short marsh]

yeah that makes sense

he really looks like he could be anywhere from like, 16-mid 20s

[ornate axle]

Just an assumption based off of how Kazan presumably had not worked before coming to work under Rasmus

[short marsh]

OMG

WAIT

HIS BIRTHDAY IS JUNE 7

2 DAYS AWAY FROM MINE

[ornate axle]

Yeah

[ornate axle]

[short marsh]

we were meant to be...

[ornate axle]

[short marsh]

okay so i skimmed his story again

seems like he started working for rasmus probably at that fresh college age like you said

but it also implies hes been working for clarion for a while so

[ionic hearth]

personally i think hes like 20

[short marsh]

yeah that seems the most reasonable

[ionic hearth]

he def not a teen

but he can't be over 25

[ornate axle]

[ionic hearth]

[ionic hearth]

maybe 19 actually

19-23 seems most plausible imo

[ornate axle]

Man, Nao is so pale that it's worrying me a little

[ionic hearth]

she doesn't go outside

she sits in her office

poor Nao

[ornate axle]

[ionic hearth]

i feel bad for her

[ornate axle]

Same

[ionic hearth]

[low grotto]

I haven't seen you around before...
New victim friend?

[short marsh]

indeed

im a victim

[low grotto]

we have successfully converted someone into a sweaty thirsty kazan simp guys!!!!

[ornate axle]

I wonder where I can hide your corpse

[low grotto]

kazan is secretly a vampire and everytime someone simps for him he drains their blood and leaves them as a skinny corpse ?!

[ornate axle]

[ionic hearth]

you're a skinny corpse now?

[ornate axle]

[ionic hearth]

[ornate axle]

[ionic hearth]

[short marsh]

nah ive been like this since i saw him for the first time

[ionic hearth]

Good

[low grotto]

hello kazan appreciation people

[ornate axle]

[low grotto]

for some reason im not at lvl 3 on discord yet but i have a whole bunch of kazan art i wanna dump

[ornate axle]

I'll take it

[low grotto]

hahahaha

most of it is in random folders lol it will take forever to find

is it just me or do you name your desktop folders after characters

HEY EVERYBODY I REACHED LVL 3

[ornate axle]

YEAH

[low grotto]

i'll just drop one thing

[ornate axle]

WHOOOOOOOOO

MINE

[low grotto]

i distorted his face that's why he looks so derpy

im not that bad of an artist i promise

[ornate axle]

I'VE ACQUIRED A NEW TREASURE

[low grotto]

HAH

i also have a really low quality picture where he's looking at me real smug

eeeheh

[ornate axle]

Awh

I might draw him

[low grotto]

oh memesy have you seen this

[ornate axle]

Yeah

[low grotto]

lol

[ornate axle]

I'm just like that

[low grotto]

yeah i have 100 percent dna too

...i think...

oh oh oh

this isn't related to kazan but

look my juno glitched the other day

[ornate axle]

Oh....

Oh dear

[low grotto]

i know right

what happened to her

[ornate axle]

She got hit a little too hard

[low grotto]

or she's just tired and decided to take a nap on the field

it is canon that she loves naps

but napping with her eyes open...?

that's a new one

every time nao is on the opposite team

ughhh

she just ko's my kazan to pieces

[ornate axle]

...
Dodge

[low grotto]

hah

except when you have to take one for the team and get hit so pizza doesn't zoom into your goal

[ornate axle]

...

Oh....

[low grotto]

you're supposed to do that right...?

[ornate axle]

I don't do that

I just kill the Nao

[low grotto]

ahahahahah

but nao's your coworker

[ionic hearth]

But think

[ornate axle]

And?

[ionic hearth]

If you kill nao

No more rules

[ornate axle]

That's supposed to stop me?

[low grotto]

ok that's fair

[ornate axle]

I'M THERE TO WIN

Not be friendly

[ionic hearth]

But dont kill nao

Nao is hot

[low grotto]

oh hi everybody who just randomly showed up to the kazan chat

[ornate axle]

Unless there's another Kazan

[low grotto]

oh that's the worst

[ionic hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1230449157261492297/1260372755149357128/HeyThereAiMi.gif?=

[low grotto]

though tbh my best ko'er is ai.mi

[ionic hearth]

Idk mine

[low grotto]

i ko'ed the same person nine times in a match lol

[ornate axle]

Mine is Dubu forward

[low grotto]

NOOOO NOT DUBU FORWARD

he is in my nightmares

[ionic hearth]

Based

[ornate axle]

Lock your doors and windows

[low grotto]

oh ok bye

[ornate axle]

Dubu dubu dubu duuubu

[ionic hearth]

Guys i failed

[low grotto]

that's really sad

[ornate axle]

HAHAHAHAHA

[ornate axle]

JUST GET BETTER

[low grotto]

ok yalls i gotta get back to work on clarion corp secret stuff

[ionic hearth]

[low grotto]

so srry i have to gooooooo

do the secret clarion stuff

and totally not blow up the world with rasmus

[ionic hearth]

Mission accomplished

[low grotto]

bye bye

[ornate axle]

Bye

[ionic hearth]

GOOBER HEART

[ionic hearth]

[ornate axle]

Yippee

[ionic hearth]

Tbh looking at the stats my one Kazan game i wasnt even the problem

Guys i think I’m better at goalie

[ornate axle]

I'm starting to regret this

[low grotto]

Hello goober
seems like we have new kazan enjoyers

[low grotto]

yo folks i completed something last night

[ornate axle]

[short marsh]

Absolutely adorable

[low grotto]

hey guys do you think kazan takes vigil for walks without nao knowing

[ornate axle]

Maybe..

[low grotto]

what do you bet he downloaded a rickroll into vigil

[ornate axle]

Yes

Absolutely

Because I would too

[low grotto]

me too

and it is scheduled to play every morning at 3 am

i bet kazan and finii would team up to prank the strikers

maybe luna too

hey have you ever noticed that kazan and mako have very similar hair

[ornate axle]

I have

I thought about drawing them as a duo

[low grotto]

well they are both 100 percent dna so maybe they are related

[ornate axle]

Real

[low grotto]

ok clarion destiny calls gotta go

[ornate axle]

[low grotto]

God bless and have a good day

[short marsh]

now that im gold im totally gonna play kazan a ton more, i loooooove this skin

[low grotto]

everyone else is at gold while im only high silver.....

[ionic hearth]

its cuz u hate nao

):

[low grotto]

but nao was being mean to kazan anyway

[ionic hearth]

no?

[low grotto]

i thought there was a voiceline where she was particularly mean to him but checking again, i guess she just comes off as it

[ionic hearth]

yea i dont remember any

[rough egret]

No nao = no rules

Only whooosh funny goober umbrella man

I love him

[ornate axle]

APPRECIATE HIM
https://x.com/ranpirds/status/1813961616062583277

kanɑ (@ranpirds) on X

🦋 #OmegaStrikers

Twitter · Jul 18, 2024, 3:38 PM

[low grotto]

Very sigma

[ornate axle]

Kazan not looking so good

[tranquil schooner]

kazan looking at himself in the mirror

and realizing how...

messed up he is

[ornate axle]

I think I want to add onto this idea with another drawing

[low grotto]

[ornate axle]

I'm gonna try and cook, I promise

[ionic hearth]

cookage?

[ornate axle]

I'm gonna try

[ornate axle]

Reminder to sacrifice your family to Kazan in hopes of him becoming real

[tranquil schooner]

😦

which one

the one that started before the divorce, the one that started after the divorce, or the one im going to start in the future

[ornate axle]

All three

[tranquil schooner]

alrighty

wait thats so selfish

kazan isnt even my number one striker

ill sacrifice my family to make my own characters real thank you

[ornate axle]

Great

You do that

I wanna see Aimes

[tranquil schooner]

what

memesy being invested in my characters

this is making me cry

[ornate axle]

And Meta, too

He needs to be freed

[tranquil schooner]

all Aimes art i have (the really good one is by Beebz)

[ornate axle]

You kept it?!

[tranquil schooner]

yea :3

[ornate axle]

Also, can I draw Aimes?

[tranquil schooner]

Bruh no need to ask to draw my characters lol

just show me when you are done lol

i love gifts

[ornate axle]

[tranquil schooner]

posting all kazan art i have ever made

[ornate axle]

I'm gonna need references for Zenya, and... uh.. I don't remember the other

[tranquil schooner]

oki

all the budget breakers

(gonna make 3 more os thingy teams)

[ornate axle]

Yippee

[tranquil schooner]

9 more is way too much

[ornate axle]

He still can't count, but now he has a ponytail

[low grotto]

he reminds me of yoriichi from demon slayer

not just because of the long ponytail and earrings

but also because he slays that look

[ornate axle]

I don't know the guy

[low grotto]

you don't watch anime ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

or you just don't watch demon slayer

[ornate axle]

I don't because uh... I don't wanna talk about it

[low grotto]

did you get traumatised

[ornate axle]

Sorta

[low grotto]

[rough egret]

I love my husband

I love him

--><--

[low grotto]

would the roles change and you would be the chair for him instead?

[low grotto]

[rough egret]

[ornate axle]

[low grotto]

how does it feel under there? for research purposes

[rough egret]

Good

stay away from him

hiss

[low grotto]

[rough egret]

[low grotto]

woah woah. im just curious

[rough egret]

Good

[ornate axle]

[low grotto]

do you mind if you could... Looks left and right describe it in more detail

[ornate axle]

[rough egret]

It's very

invigorating

[low grotto]

you weren't supposed to witness this

[rough egret]

Witness

[ornate axle]

BACK UP

[rough egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bonk-cat-bunt-forehead-love-attack-gif-13993799703103189893

Firing cat torpedo

[ornate axle]

[low grotto]

she must not get out of here alive

[ornate axle]

[low grotto]

[rough egret]

[rough egret]

Look! There's a picture of kazan on a plate! Don't worry about the cardboard box being held up by a stick, attached to a string!

📦

[low grotto]

---> <---

[low grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164383164744077332/1264731592127942696/1030986864024367124.gif?ex=669ef095&is=669d9f15&hm=e3227a8f9777bc58b7bb1a4dff190fff07696b5d2e9e915e5fae54d469621535&

[rough egret]

[crisp elm]

Kazan in K-Dramas confirmed

[low grotto]

[ornate axle]

YAY

[ornate axle]

RANPIRDS THANK YOU, THANK YOU RANPIRDS
https://x.com/ranpirds/status/1817972981467070502

kanɑ (@ranpirds) on X

🦇 #OmegaStrikers

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 5:18 PM

[low grotto]

spooky

[rough egret]

I'm gonna scream I'm gonna yell and I'm gonna cry

Look at him

I love kazan

[ornate axle]

From yesterday

[rough egret]

Thank you kazan!

[ornate axle]

@primal bloom we appreciate you for this

[low grotto]

💀

[rough egret]

[rough egret]

I FINALLY WON A RANKED GAME WITH KAZAN

[rough egret]

Yippee!

[ornate axle]

I BELIEVE

DO IT AGAIN

[rough egret]

Let me eat first

[ionic hearth]

NO

NO EATING

[ornate axle]

LET THEM EAT

[rough egret]

I MADE PB SANDWICH ALREADY!

[rough egret]

eating noises

[ionic hearth]

[rough egret]

I did it

AGAIN

[rough egret]

Good afternoon strikers

[ornate axle]

Reminder to appreciate the goober

My little scrumple scrunkle silly billy doober goober

[arctic egret]

why is there not a single kazan sticker in this server

😠

[ornate axle]

At least be satisfied with what we do have

We still have goober

[arctic egret]

yes

[rough egret]

[ornate axle]

I totally didn't get distracted and take three days to finish it

[ornate axle]

[ionic hearth]

[rough egret]

Can he bash me in the skull forty-nine times?

My husband

[ornate axle]

[rough egret]

That's normal for kazan

He's happy

I love my husband

[low grotto]

him https://x.com/antipho/status/1827013830104486110

カズの多 (@antipho) on X

手癖カザ

Twitter · Aug 23, 2024, 4:03 PM

[ornate axle]

My precious

He's so sweet

I love him

[low grotto]

:3

[ionic hearth]

nice work (kazan simp) ydorap

[rough egret]

Gold kazan

Finally ody realized what he truly is

Priceless

[low grotto]

[rough egret]

I love my husbandffskdkirsjxjgekz

I LOVE KAZAN

[low grotto]

your husband?

😠

[rough egret]

Thats it

I'm turning you into a cat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-burger-burger-cat-cat-burger-gif-25078813

MY HUSBAND

[low grotto]

funny saying that when i saw you cheating on kazan with ERA!!!!!!!

ERA.

ERA OF ALL PEOPLE

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO US KAZAN ENJOYERS

[rough egret]

You are cat

[low grotto]

dont change the subje ct

[rough egret]

WOULD YOU COMMIT TOMFOOLERY FOR THE SAKE OF KAZAN

I WOULD

I would do the impossible for kazan just for him to notice me

[low grotto]

i knew i was a better candidate to be kazan's husband.....................

[low grotto]

they shouldve believed me.........

memesy shouldve believed me...............

[low grotto]

i would kill for him to notic

[rough egret]

I will commit tomfoolery to the 7th shaboingery of you no shush

Killing is possible

[low grotto]

shush or im gonna spank you with my alphenstock

[rough egret]

No you shush

[low grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/spank-tomand-jerry-tom-puppy-gif-13468157

[rough egret]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-bite-gif-26218368

I am biting you

My husband

[low grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/suffering-gif-13429271044533447139

[rough egret]

[low grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/ray-shoot-gun-intruder-shoot-gun-if-i-were-you-gif-24746543

i retaliate by shooting you!!!!!

[rough egret]

I retaliate by parrying!!!

https://tenor.com/view/sword-kirby-kirby-sword-kirby-anime-anime-gif-22667660

[low grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/dodges-roblox-roblox-meme-gif-3270780379615106785

https://tenor.com/view/fox-snow-jump-youdied-cute-gif-13089666

im nopt playing games anymore

i eat you!!!!

[ornate axle]

I believed you

I just didn't want Chairsitter to kill me

[low grotto]

what's chairsitter gonna do? bite you?

yeah he might give you rabies but you can manage

[ornate axle]

But water...

I'm gonna die without water

[rough egret]

Memesy what did you say?

Tell me

[low grotto]

https://x.com/SpaceZino5/status/1822498630470705415/photo/1

Zino (Comms open! *- * ) (@SpaceZino5) on X

How will Rasmus recover from this?

#OmegaStrikers

Twitter · Aug 11, 2024, 5:01 AM

[ornate axle]

[rough egret]

Memesy you silence is deafening

[ornate axle]

Trying to do homework

[ionic hearth]

nah Era's mine

[ionic hearth]

wtf?? i literally hate you now

[low grotto]

then era cheated on you with chairsitter

[ionic hearth]

NUH UH

she would never

[low grotto]

how do you know that

[ionic hearth]

cuz is Era, and Era is the best

she would never

[low grotto]

again

how sure are you

that underneath that shy, innocent facade

she's not a stinky little snake

[ionic hearth]

cuz

is Era

ur mean

[ionic hearth]

cuz is Era

[rough egret]

My husband

[rough egret]

Damage

Playing kazan as God Intended

[fluid pasture]

KAZAN BROS THIS IS NOT A DRILL, KAZAN HAND IN THE NEW BATTLE PASS EMOTE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, KAZAN HAND CONFIRMED

[ornate axle]

[fluid pasture]

[ornate axle]

I'll play tomorrow or Saturday

[fluid pasture]

🤝

[ornate axle]

I'm probably gonna be passed out in 10 minutes

[errant beacon]

fun fact! im pretty sure this is his first time in a emote OUTSIDE of community emotes and affinity! now we just need an actual emote of him outside of affinity and community emotes (this might be wrong i have bad memory sometimes )

[rough egret]

[ornate axle]

Pushing this date to Sunday
Already have a three-day weekend, but it doesn't seem like my AP Lit teacher will ever leave me without homework

[low grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228923751215927347/1237851906857242744/catplinksmol.gif

[rough egret]

I'm thinking about kazan

[rough egret]

My scrimplylicious

I love him!

[ornate axle]

This will never happen until I get a break for a holiday or something

[rough egret]

Do you love kazan omega strikers?

I do

[low grotto]

[rough egret]

Are you a kazan simp?

[low grotto]

no

[rough egret]

[low grotto]

why would you think so

[rough egret]

You're in the Kazan Aprreciation Club

Do you want to become a kazan simp?

[rough egret]

[low grotto]

btw chairsitter i will never forget what you did you kazan

[rough egret]

I love kazan

[low grotto]

then explain this

[ionic hearth]

yo i love era too

[rough egret]

Counter arguement

I do love kazan omega strikers. When i say I love era or any striker that isnt kazan I mean it in a over the top friendly way. With the cast in omega strikers I can't just zero in on kazan without experiencing some sort of likeness towards certain strikers. Tbh I'm weird towards oni women. BUT I'm even weirder for kazan. I love my husband. My phimplyskwimply my Lil smyonnyon my Lil serial killer murder.

Kazan Omega Strikers

You love him don't you parody?

[low grotto]

this isnt a counter arguement just proves my point that im more fit

[rough egret]

Let kazan pick

[low grotto]

of course i do

[rough egret]

I see him. I see kazan.

[low grotto]

ah yes. allowing era to ruin your mental health is very over the top friendly

[rough egret]

The receipts

Down bad

[low grotto]

[rough egret]

I want kazan, asher, estelle, era, vyce, mako, octavia, nao, and atlas to [REDACTED] me

If you know what I mean

[low grotto]

YOU SHOULD ONLY WANT KAZAN TO DO THAT TO MYOU

https://tenor.com/view/omega-strikers-moba-picmix-omega-strikers-kazan-kazan-omega-strikers-gif-3008778106733179364

IF YOU WONT GIVE HIM TO MWE

IM GONNA STEAL HIM BY FORCE\

[ionic hearth]

but you should love era the most cuz is era

[ionic hearth]

he just like me fr

[rough egret]

Mom and dad are fighting

[ionic hearth]

i love era

[rough egret]

PARODY

[ionic hearth]

[rough egret]

Aboongus

[ionic hearth]

what

[rough egret]

Where'd you come from?

[ionic hearth]

[rough egret]

Huh

[ionic hearth]

from era enjoyers chat

[rough egret]

Say hi to them for me

[ionic hearth]

[rough egret]

Parody

[ionic hearth]

era is so peak

[rough egret]

You can have kazan

[ionic hearth]

ydorap

[rough egret]

Treat him well

[ionic hearth]

you can't have era tho

[ionic hearth]

era is mine

[rough egret]

I wasnt

Era is era

[ionic hearth]

ok good

[ionic hearth]

and mine

[rough egret]

[ionic hearth]

i have era

[rough egret]

That too

[ionic hearth]

[rough egret]

You can have kazan, parody.

[ionic hearth]

@low grotto

[ionic hearth]

dw ur still cool probably maybe

[rough egret]

maybe is just enough of a confidence boost

No one's called me cool before

[ionic hearth]

[low grotto]

you finally surrendered

[low grotto]

i have him

[ionic hearth]

[low grotto]

[ionic hearth]

[quartz moss]

CHAT I'M DRAWING KAZAN

[ionic hearth]

LEMME SEE RIGHT NAO!

[ionic hearth]

KAZAN

[quartz moss]

KAZAN :D

[ionic hearth]

[short marsh]

looks nice!
||wouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwould||

[low grotto]

@rough egret

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-shock-shocked-reaction-vtuber-gif-3184297915140176134

[rough egret]

good bedge kazan enjoyers

[low grotto]

good night :3

[rough egret]

Good :3 my fellow kazan enjoyeres

Kazan

[errant beacon]

omg kazan i love him he is my son real

[rough egret]

Pet the kazan

Love the kazan

Sacrifice all loved ones to kazan including all mortal possessions

[errant beacon]

thought i should share this here

[low grotto]

i love him very unromantically as well its just that other peple dont think so

i even had to put (not a kazan simp) in my name 😠

[low grotto]

when my gremlin son commits a crime and comes home with blood splattered on his face witbh the corspe in his mouth i pat him on tghe head and give him a reward

[errant beacon]

yes yes

[low grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-carrot-eating-munching-food-gif-14857647

him munching on a rtice cake

[errant beacon]

i love him so much it makes me so mad it feels like he was so neglected in terms of content

we got like the season 3 ranked skin and the nameplate from the nao event but like that was it

he doesnt even have an emote outside of affinity or community emotes

even mako has one of those and she was the last released character it feels like they hate him and that makes me sad

[errant beacon]

just realized how big his umbrella really is this thing is huge it seems

[ornate axle]

New reference for me to use

Thamk u

[errant beacon]

np

also realized that some angles make his umbrella kinda look like a sword a bit

[ornate axle]

Interesting

[errant beacon]

i unironically just have os running in the background so i can look at him when i want to

my kazan hyperfixation is crazy

[low grotto]

kazan is tiny

compared to the rest of the other strikers

[ornate axle]

He's my wallpaper... I'm thinking about getting a clear phone case so I can stick a drawing of him in there

[low grotto]

even his own umbrella

[ornate axle]

Small man = instant love from me because headpats are my easiest form of affection

Even if someone is taller than me, they get a headpat

[errant beacon]

yea he is 5'6 i think

[ornate axle]

[errant beacon]

he is like a small orange cat i love him so much

[ornate axle]

Time to go draw da goober now

[errant beacon]

[low grotto]

do him justice

[ornate axle]

I'm gonna try

[ionic hearth]

so he's just tiny in general

[errant beacon]

yup

[ionic hearth]

so much

[low grotto]

short skrunkly gremlin

[ornate axle]

Doesn't matter tho
He's still pretty

[ionic hearth]

i feel good knowing i am at least half a foot taller than da goober

[low grotto]

you're 6'6?

no wait

[ionic hearth]

math

more like

shrimple geometry

[low grotto]

you're 6ft?

[ionic hearth]

[low grotto]

idk im not american

[ionic hearth]

i am

[low grotto]

did i get it right

[ionic hearth]

close enough

[low grotto]

[ornate axle]

I am, but I still struggle with these jank-ass measurements

[ionic hearth]

its not hard...

nah whats weird is in chemistry when you start using only metric units

metric is easier, but im more accustomed to imperial system

wdym

ur american

[low grotto]

i always hear americans say that 6ft is a very tall height, is that true?

[ionic hearth]

average height for a male in the us is 5'9

[ornate axle]

I uh.. I guess I'm European at heart?????
Ever since I learned metric units, I've been privy to using them instead

[ionic hearth]

5ft 9in

12in in every foot

so a 3 inches taller than normal

[low grotto]

[ionic hearth]

yeah i prefer metric units too

im just saying imperial units are more common in the usa

[ornate axle]

I never properly grasped imperial

[low grotto]

imperial doesnt even make sense

[ornate axle]

I still have a 3rd grade understanding of it

[low grotto]

metric uses prefixes for words so they're easier to understand

like

centi is hundred

kilo is thousand

etc etc.

[errant beacon]

what is the deal with the lava looking stuff is it a part of the uniform or is it like an under shirt? i genuinely dont know

[low grotto]

the lines across his coat are mostly likely apart of it

i think he has an orange undershirt

with long sleeves

[rough egret]

I love him

[low grotto]

song unrelated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybnYKDqcNU

[ornate axle]

....

Why did I listen to it?

[rough egret]

Was it good?

[low grotto]

of course it is

[ornate axle]

No comment

[rough egret]

[rough egret]

Trust?

?

[low grotto]

yes

of course you can trust me

[rough egret]

Trust

the

[ornate axle]

Do you ever wonder what Kazan's hair smells like?

[low grotto]

i think kazan's warning me in roblox

[rough egret]

Oil and iron

[low grotto]

kazan

kazan has a specific smell

[rough egret]

He's got that classic kazan Clarion Corp smell

[ornate axle]

I half-picture something like whatever shampoo he might use + old blood
I'd like to think he washes his hair occasionally, but might miss spots where blood splattered

[low grotto]

spots like where

[ornate axle]

Get your mind out of the gutter

[low grotto]

I KNOW I KNOW

I WAS JOKING

[arctic egret]

what mind

[low grotto]

[low grotto]

true kazan enjoyers have no brain

[low grotto]

: hi nao!

: Why does something smell... like rotting fish?

[rough egret]

Oil and iron

[ornate axle]

Imagine Nao and Kazan are just... by a sushi shop's dumpster in the back

[low grotto]

to dispose of corpses?

[ornate axle]

Totally

[rough egret]

Very

[low grotto]

yeah i have this headcanon that nao would probably help kazan out by hacking cameras while he's looking for his target

something like that

[errant beacon]

why are you being so freaky today

[rough egret]

Kazan omega strikerw

[low grotto]

as if she's not freaky everyday

[ornate axle]

Where have you been? I've been like this for a while now

[low grotto]

he was gone for like half an hour

it hasnt been that long

[ornate axle]

[rough egret]

Guys

Pet him

[low grotto]

observe, my friends.

[arctic egret]

observing

[ornate axle]

Analyzing scent rn

[ornate axle]

I only smell pixels...

[ionic hearth]

u should prob get that checked out then

ur supposed to be able to smell

[ornate axle]

[low grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164383164744077332/1285633854748758118/1212444657146003546.gif

keeping best striker chat alive

[rough egret]

He's so hot and handsome and awesome and cool and also hot

[ornate axle]

Reminder to appreciate the scrumple, the scrunkle, the twinkle, the sprinkle, the silly billy, the doober goober, Kazan

[quartz moss]

Don’t I love it when the Kazan drawing I spent 13 hours on has a whopping 2 likes? Support me on Instagram?

[ornate axle]

ONLY TWO?

HOW TF—

Man, now I have to make an Insta account

[ionic hearth]

I DONT HAVE INSTAGRAM

[ornate axle]

Just gonna drop this here

[fluid pasture]

hey memesy if i paid you could you digitalize/color this? I want this is as an emote, like, immediately

[ornate axle]

I still lack a bank account

But I can totally still make it digital when I find the time

I'll just tack it to my list

[fluid pasture]

i will find a way to compensate you one way or another so help me god you cooked with this one

[ornate axle]

https://x.com/ranpirds/status/1848878529490084289

kanɑ (@ranpirds) on X

Twitter · Oct 23, 2024, 12:06 AM

Appreciate

[rough egret]

Chairsitter5800 approves of this art

Guys what if kazan was renamed to Freakzan and he was
Freaky

[rough egret]

Why nau?

Freakzan?

[rough egret]

Guys I'm sorry I understand the the weight of my sins and my regret please come back I just want to appreciate kazan

[ornate axle]

Observe

[rough egret]

Observing. Analyzing. Crying. Hot and bothered. Deceased. Revived. Hot and bothered.

I love kazan

[ornate axle]

You inspired me

[rough egret]

You're welcome!

Kazan!

May I keep the picture?

God I love how goober he looks

Kazan

[ornate axle]

Yes

[rough egret]

Striking it.

By it I mean...

My core

[ornate axle]

I'm on my way to true simpery with this

[rough egret]

Stomp on me

[ionic hearth]

beat me with the umbrella

[arctic egret]

💀

[ornate axle]

That's me with Kazan in general

[ionic hearth]

[rough egret]

What's her number?

And what's her name?

Most importantly what's her address?

[errant beacon]

[rough egret]

Kassandra

[ionic hearth]

Kazandra

[gaunt tendon]

/j

[rough egret]

I have not received her address

[unique spoke]

my interpretation of kazan's sister in her normal outfit. already posted it but memesy directed me here.

[rough egret]

I have once again eated her

[ornate axle]

Only Kazan on my screen

I love him so much

[unique spoke]

[rough egret]

[errant beacon]

where did you get the 3rd emote

[ornate axle]

LilBroKazan code

[ionic hearth]

hehehe

nerds

i got it when it was BigBroKazan

[ornate axle]

Same

[ionic hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-luna-crunchycatluna-gif-11512653665694869217

[ornate axle]

I'm just calling it what it is now

[ionic hearth]

🤝

[errant beacon]

he is NOT big bro how did they mess that up 😭

[ornate axle]

Because Ody people are still human

[ionic hearth]

because

they're crazy

kazan's craziness infected them

[errant beacon]

[ionic hearth]

erm

@ornate axle

are you playing rn?

[ornate axle]

"LIVE!" —Atlas Omega Strikers

I'm trying to keep this place from disappearing again

[rough egret]

KAZAN OMEGA STRIKERS

AND IM STILL WAITING FOR HER NUMBER!

[unique spoke]

I haven't worked on rest of Kazan art piece. Once I find the time to I will. I'm gonna work on different one for a lil bit since I'm itching to do that one lol.

[rough egret]

I'm staring at kazans butt

I got automoded with how downbad I was so I had to calm down

[ornate axle]

You ever try looking at the front?

[rough egret]

I did but I started to cry with how hot he is

my eyes

[ionic hearth]

erm

wtf

[ornate axle]

One day, we'll get that Kazan merch we all need

[rough egret]

I'm looking at kazans uuh

[ornate axle]

I do, too

[ionic hearth]

erm

what da tuna

yall are messed up

[rough egret]

I love kazan

[ionic hearth]

I love Era

[rough egret]