#Kai Enjoyers Chat
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FRRRRRR
So real..
Sorry for not replying Im pretty sure I just went up against an esports que in norms

YRGHGHG JUNO AND ESTELLE MADE ME SO MADDD
when I had to rub stuff on estelles back to complete the event
I was literally disgusted
all of her interactions were SO bad oh my god
I get having the protag or "you" act slightly simpy towards them because its funny and lets anybody who does have feelings express them I guess
but it was so bad it was just so bad I felt like I was dying during the estelle part
"Oh my gosh my favorite striker estelle!" WRONG! Curse of the kai 


















If estelle asked me to get her a fancy drink I'd get her a glass of water and smile while handing it to her
FRRRRRRR
this is so real it was so clean and was like backstory but the summer event was completely filler and badly done filler at that
the skins were silly and cute and the light hearted stuff was nice but it was just so?? clunky??
none of it really went together and then there was the forced personality on the pov character
it made me feel like a weirdo
all of the internal monologue was just
oh my god!!! wwoman... . . . hhh!!.. .Ah!!! woman!! she is so close to me!!
or
oh no! this is so awkward! I hope I do the righ thing!
like ok enough stop thinking
I WOULD HAVE MURDERED FOR AN EMBER MONARCHS EVENT LIKE THIS
Nobody would have been safe
just to clarify I love women and I understand thinking like omg!! she is so pretty!! but some of the stuff felt like borderline creepy 2 me...
Hey you ain't alone in that
A lot of it went a little too far, especially Estelle's
YEAH OK thank goodness it wasnt just me
estelle's was SOO uGH I could go on about this for hours
...traumatized me... /nsrs
I felt like I needed a shower after going through and redoing all the dialogues for completion
I think I did Asher's first just cuz A is the first letter and with Asher the dynamic always went "playful". It's clear she's stronger and more capable than you but she takes you under her wing and you never feel 'beneath' her
Like. Same with X
With Juno n Dubu you kinda take on a parental role;
Jules was there imo as the canon route, iykwim
But then Estelle was just.
Gosh y'all dropped the ball so hard bro..
YEAHHHHHHH These were good and fun I was satisfied with X and Asher :o)
I wish with X I could have been more supportive of his style and less like "uhh I guess" but still it was fun
Juno and Dubu was okay I think Dubu was rlly cute but for me idk Juno goes to weird territories because she's so like human esc and the same size as an adult but has like the cognitive functionality of a worm
and ik she's supposed to be cute but it can be really awkward for me sometimes
FR LIKE ALL THAT BUT THEN. . . estelle...
the noises too idk if you remember
I had to mute my game
but yeah honestly I think all and all the event was mid just some parts were rlllyy bad
Mhm I think they were still finding their footing with his stuff and you can kinda tell
This was their first VN
Plus, I do think they didn't expect people to be this into their characters? Is that fair to say?
As in. Be this curious about their intricacies and dynamics ns stufd
LMFAO
my two cents on the event are kinda worth like only one cent because i didnt play it all i kinda gave up on X but i was a lil upset by it lol
im still peeved by the fortnite dances i know "rassy get over it" sorry i was born a hater š
Ahh, understandable xD
Just logged in today and saw this. I have to agree. Certain parts of the event were good but a lot of it was pretty bad. I did enjoy the X part a lot, but Estelle. I was literally an Estelle main when the event was happening and I still thought it was weird
Iāve had problems with a lot of the events in this game though
Just a hater for real
this is why I never finished the event JSDHFDFHSD the whole experience of meeting her made me Estelle-adverse /hj
I started with the Estelle event.
It made me question whether or not to do the rest
I really only finished X's event and some of Dubu's after that I gave up but also that's bc I started to play less around that point anyway
Kai fans lost so bad in that event š
I think one of the main reasons I never completed the event was because I was scared of even playing the game . Wdym I have to play the game to earn rewards from the game /silly
but that's ok not everything is about us Kai fans JHSKDHSHKDFSD but still when the VN was like "You simp for Estelle" I was like "haha no"
Ember Monarchs in general got screwed over in the pro league event too. Iām still heated over the x2 popularity points
Tf you mean
It is all about us /jjjj
nah that's fair I played competitive once and then promptly never again
Mhm I was. So mad
we just get shafted bc ppl go "lol he's the Shadow of Omega Strikers wooow so original"
but like he's way more compelling than Estelle imo
They released a popularity event right after releasing a new character. What did you think was going to happen?

I was convinced I was actually just watching a different person interact with estelle and I just got second hand embarrassment
FR like this character is NOT me but alas the pitfalls of casual VNs
Still salty abt the clarion loss . āRassy get over itā no I donāt think I will /goof
I wish I could like her like Estelle fans do (or at least Juno fans like Juno) but idk going "I will now quit the entire sport I've done since childhood" because a kid you defeated once did an uno reverse and you're still salty about it is sort of hilarious but also not really relatable imo
Yeah I play all 3 DD characters and I still joined clarion just bc I was so mad Monarchs got out to SSR with the same point count
They actually earned theirs while SSR was popularity
I will never get over it
and then her characterisation in the VN made me dislike her more so I am hOPING that if they do something with her later she has more of the mentor vibe she was rumoured to have bc I don't see it and I don't get Juli's idol worship
then again it does have the interesting foil of Kai being cocky but a people pleaser to his fans while Estelle is spoiled while taking them for granted but both have the drive to win
That whole event made me dislike the entirety of DD a copious amount but itās okay Iām getting my character development mako is cool
I feel nothing towards DD like I want to but I just don't feel anything towards them
For me, I was trying to thanos it. āI used the Demon Drive to destroy the Demon Driveā
Their designs r cool ,, thatās all I can vibe with ,, I never saw their silly story with makos release so idk what goes on with them
Let us be X fans Ody pls
give EM fans a humble crumble
Itās crazy to me how I can only vibe with like half of the teams in this game . Sorry FF and SSR and DD š
yeah tho that's the benefit of having such varied teams, we can at least find one we like even if there are a few we don't
I like DD, but that just started from a personal level. Ember Monarchs has always been cooler to me though
Rivals are some of the best characters in stories if done correctly
precisely š the appeal of the rival is alive and well here ehehe
You can probably tell my thoughts on that just from reading my bio
I tend to be into certain characters
(Kai, Jetstream Sam, Vergil, Alpha)
Itās such a good narrative tool
v valid
My own preferences are so varied HJHSFDFKSD either its seemingly arrogant rivals with hidden depths, himbos, or well-meaning but cunning characters who keep their motivations close to their chest
Fair enough
My preferences are also varied but I do like me a bad bitch with fangs and claws
completely understandable those are fun
this post was mostly directed to atleast 3 of crows ocs /silly
Ah
I feel like everyone has that spectrum of 3 teams that make them go *neuron activation
I'm EM, BB n CC I think
I think these should be archetypes and have names
Like the MBTI personalities
BB?
Byte breakers š
NO YOU'RE FINE XDD
I feel like I'd be wrong to not mention Maelstrom too but that's basically Atlas only and a lil bit of Drek having "being pet" as his likes
This made me realize thereās 7 teams instead of 6 Iām baffled
LMAO??M
Why not 8 though. Weāre one off having a proper bracket
You see this is where Clawrion Corp comes in /j
Genius
Imagine putting in all the effort and will to climb up the ranks in corestrike then suddenly youāre up against 3 cats that look suspiciously similar to another team you already beat
Terrifying
Exactly
It's so silly
You have to think what those cats have done to get there
Sometimes I like to think of this scene with rasmews https://youtu.be/UVxC-9XcwfU?t=63
your arms are DISGUSTING have you been watching them 56 times a day ??? Proper hygiene is important :)
UH-
that answer sucked, bye now :3 (DEATH TOUCH
I like to think Clawrion goes up against Clarion once and clarion is so confused at first until rasmus immediately gets KOāed like 5 seconds into the match
Didnāt think a whole discussion would come from that but Iām glad us Kai mains are on the same page
The Estelle section made me really uncomfortable. Sure I dislike Estelle for the jokes, but the VN just made me actually dislike her

And this.. I agree with this..
Besides the fanart people make
I cant bring myself to actually care about the other teams
And like. EM is the perfect team to actually build because theyāre literally shown in the trailer as the main antagonist/rivals?
why is it that the only time Kai talks in the game to you is in the freaking tutorial

some decisions were made ahaha
It feels like they tried to get us to care about all the teams, failed, and made us care about none of them
At least go deeply into one team like DD was pretty good
But even a chill event like the summer one. Couldāve been done.. better
Just.. write better
They shouldāve had pants on the team bro
And Jay..
And crow ..
And nameless..
me?
And meee :3
Well I couldnāt say me without sounding full of myself
Ah
SHHHH ???
i mwan who said that
mustāve been the wind

oops
Oh
HA
ignore me pls hehe
page 13š
you're so seisou
Leave me be, we were talking about writing
it's adorable

Donāt you mock me
hehe
totally
As usual
FLEANāļø

Clean
See bigba the real trouble is nameless
I, however, am a law abiding citizen
sorry i'll behave


Being pure
While the opposite of Seisou is basically pass pg 13 and higher
literally
OMG JAY HI <33
I agree!! I already didn't like her just because she wasnt my thing ((and then her being kai's nemesis made her mine too)) but when the event happened I just straight up did not like her anymore
REALLL Starting it up and having it be like "omg and estelle is there!?!??!?!" like stop I would NOT do that
Im sad we were starved of his content but the characters they picked still makes sense
as in frostfire and asher, juno and x, they were all kind of mascots-ish for the game
I agree with claire that having just one team and more clean content would have been way better though
ELP
that killed me for no reason
_ _ (now go strike!)
V

[never comes back]
Really aiming to be just like his fatherā¦
I mean
Who said that
Bro took following his fathers legacy too seriously

Thatās what Iām here for
To say the things no one else is brave enough to say out loud
EELP He rlly did it guys he became just like his dad good for him
Thank goodness for that fr
They are so lucky I'd space out and make up lore for every team while on my walks so Im invested in all of them anyways
except maybe SSR sorry
Donāt apologize out of all of them SSR is the most dull team

I care for none of them
The only reason I like Luna is fan content
I care not for Asher
And I hate Juno
Clarion is pretty good too
HIIII
I had a phase w that one
Luna is cool by herself but I dont really feel invested in Asher or Juno especially not Juno
EM top for me (duh) and then BB is second for me too because their dynamic is hilarious
I wish Juno was smaller because maybe her being small and cute would help but she just feels like a big sized toddler and its too weird for me
her emotes are cute tho!!
YESSS
Yeahā¦
also Juno constantly dropping ice cream made me so irritated as someone who despises when food is wasted
Clarion is only third because I like Kazan so much I wanna see his interactions with other characters
Feels quite literally like talking to a big baby
I really like Clarion
They feel like proper antagonist
yessss so true
You just KNOW if something is wrong clarion is involved
Rassy is making me love Rasmus tho
Maelstrom is great because they expand on the lore of the obscura stuff
YESS LIKE EM IS THE COVER ANTAGONIST BUT THEN CLARION IS THE DEEPER MORE EVIL ANTAGONIST
Also I just need Rasmus being a villain like none of this redemption nonsense keep that for Kai who's just a rival
Yes please I love that
Get out of my shonen anime
EE:{{
You background characters
Yeah tbh ...
Luna should be with a better teamā¦
funny thing about this is that I'd probably like Frostfire more if OS *was * an anime
Theyāre very much the main team
Make Rasmus be the most disgusting most evil and filthy bad guy ever and let Kai be like sorry man my dad didnt give me enough hugs but Im not an absolutely horrible person!!!
like I like Frostfire as the main team
I get it
it works
The cool pro and the aspiring newbie
It works
So.. show that in the actual game..
Nah I'd still love EM I'd be taking every frame of Kai and stashing it in my folder
YES like I'd have more time to get attached to them but rn it was like all characters at once bc its a game of course so naturally the more 'interesting' characters won out but also I think Estelle would probably be more tolerable...hopefully
You know what wouldāve been awesome in the VN? And explanation on how they met Estelle and she joined her team..
It just..
Seems like a no brainer..
same
Get us to care about the main team

But no.
Summer event and make every interaction with Estelle odd
YES PLS IM SO CURIOUS
ESTELLE OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT WANNA BE THERE
EMs are our main team it seems LMAO
Juliette and Dubus were fine but they didnāt add much new. It was cute stuff
EM 100% is <333333333
BB is close second
all it did was make me a bigger Kai fan LMAO
She feels like she doesnāt belong..
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Even when Kai isnāt there his presence overshadows..
I was like Wow I dont really like estelle and kai was like I HATE estelle and suddenly I hated her too
us Kai fans are a different breed
This is correct
Yes... everytime he kills me I think of you 
Beat that crow HAHAH LOSERRR /J
I used to really like Rasmus and then I stopped. But razzle dazzle over here made me like him a lot again

UR JUST LIKE ME FR
WAAA
I liked Rasmus and Kazan and then i was like eh.. now the phase is reviving again
Joined for Rasmus, stayed for Kai, and then got back into liking Rasmus
U GUYS R SO NICE TO M
Joined bc it was free and stayed for Kai I've been simping since the start fr
I'd kill to see Rasmus and Kazan in really goofy situations PLEASE
Joined for Kai stayed for kai and rasmus
They NEED to have silly cartoon hijinks NOW
LET ME SEE AN UNDERCOVER MISSION WHERE THEYRE AT LIKE A HALLOWEEN PARTY WITH THE OTHER STRIKERS OR SMTH
PLEASE
Feeding myself this with Clawrion corp Iām coping hard
I NEED to see Kazan be like "Dont worryy! We've got this." leans on nothing and falls over
I've mentioned this before and I am pretty sure it was not intentional but Kai's backstory of being humbled by Estelle and then clawing his way back up through restructuring his team and strategies is way more compelling and relatable than "I beat up this arrogant newbie and then he came back and demolished my team so bad it made me quit the sport but now I'm back to beat HIM up again" like on one hand I get it but on the other without being too harsh, it just doesn't hit the same
like it feels fairly petty of a motivation imo but that's just me and again I'm sure there are players who like her I'm just not one of them
I just wanted to reply to this before it got too buried into the history, this is so very true and by no means do I think they should have just given up or anything I think this was a great learning opportunity and I surely couldnt have done better
SO REAL BRO
Exactly
Now I know some one who loves her a lot and says thatās not the case in her lore
Kai said skill issue and Estelle shinji chaired
PRECISELY
FOR REAL LIKEE
It makes her hard to like because her story is basically she failed once, went on vacation in florida then came back
no character developement or effort at all
mmm? damn y'all been cookin
also Juli dislikes Kai bc he beat Estelle like I know she's your idol but like girl he ain't a villain he's just trying to match his dad's expectations š
oh shucks i forgot dinner
Peak OS is where Juliette likes a real character like Kai
GO EAT
ty for waking me up from my trance kek
Loses once
Fucking dies
/REF
gosh this pose is yummy
NO FR
I WANT THEM TO š¤
EELP ME I WAS WONEDERING IF SOMEONE WOULD SAY IT
š ? did I miss smth
juleskai from ages ago
okay bye
Ig Im just as bad because Kai said Estelle was his nemesis and I immediately was like yeahhh me tooo fuck estelle!!!
I think I wrote a line in one of my fics that was like "she waltzed back into the game just to take what was rightfully his" which of course is Kai pov but she definitely was just like "gonna go into modelling for a little vacay byeee"
and that would make him so peeved
My story is that I heard rasmus and estelle used to date and I just became a hater ig ??
NO FOR REAL
Peakā¦
bc it isn't just a game to him and she seems to take it for granted
Kai gritting his teeth and putting in the most effort ever to reach a new high score
Estelle crying and drinking martinis on the beach
LMAOOOOOOOOO
LMAOO
no because I know frostfire is probably supposed to win because protag team duh but honestly if Oddy makes a story game PLEASE let there be 2 canon routes with EM and Frostfire
The fact the main team didnāt even win the popularity poll is soooo telling as well
oh so it is just a game (with the high scores and stuff)
They donāt even like the main team
If ody makes a story game PLEASE give me the option to kiss rasmus on the lips Who Said That

I WANT to see Kai win I want to see him be proud of hismelf
I wanna see Kai do better than his dad and still not be accepted by his dad and realize that his dad is impossible to tame and then he could learn to love himself and realize his friends to have been there for him the whole time and that he and them are the real mvps not his stupid dad
this is why I hc Kai as being more amused about Juli than annoyed thanks to the opening cinematic too but also bc "aw look this newbie thinks she can just waltz in here and dominate the sport with determination and the power of friendship alone didn't work out for your idol now did it š "
Iām never gonna get over it being confirmed rasmus will kiss me if I nicely asked and itās all MY fault it was confirmed
I put no punctuation in there whatsoever good luck understanding what I said gang
this is canon to me
COOK
oh fuk i remember that
WHAT
kind sir have you read CR
Y E S
I saw aesop in headchat for one second and all professionality escaped me it was my one shot . My one single opportunity
CR??? Im bad with acronyms sorry
oops, mb
E:L{ PME
I see cookie run
collecting rainwater
I just want to have Kai being snarky based on his voice lines with Juli he'd be a mix of bored and mocking and I love that
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Cookie run needs to change its name so it doesnāt have the same acronym as collecting rainwater .. tch
HELP
YES THE PANTS FIC <33333
Pants fic :3
yeah petition to rename it cookie walk
TRUE
BYE
noo that's clarion corp
THATS CLARION CORPS ACRONYM
Cookie crawl ended me
GGHGHGUGHG
you are unlocking a side of me you do not wish to see
"Sponsored by Clarion Corp"
it would take more than that to phase me LMAO
ITS JUST!!! THAT IS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF KAI
I survived the sonic fandom
Anytime he gets cocky and snarky Im STEAM ROLLED
I fear nothing
(literally 90% of the time)
HECK YEAH
I would catch a cold . Iād fold
SAME
I cant even get mad when a Kai main on the other team wins bc he's like "Where would you be without me" and I struggle to not scream "Nowhere"
who said that
COULDNT BE ME I WANNA KISS HIM WHEN HE IS
WHAT
who said that
it is so windy today guys what the heck did you hear that
Me like "Yessir you deserve MVP šāāļø "
mustāve been the gnome
Cant even be mad when I lose if there's a Kai mvp involved
ESPECIALLY CATBOY KAI
I'd say Era coded but then we'd both be Era
catboy kai has me misbehaving
yeah jay cannot be era
Catboy kai has me needing to be placed in a ZOO
This you?
to be fair she's my second main
SJHFDGFHJKDHFGSHDJFHJDSF
okay so like. i understand the attractive Kai but like. Surprisingly feminine Kai okay
listen to me
listen-

My ears are wide open
my cat ears
!?!?!? no way
Hits the core too hard and cries about chipped nails
windy day? cries about ruined hair
okay maybe i am just cooking crybaby kai rn
DUDE HE LITERALLY GETS MAD WHILE DYING AND SAYS SMTH LIKE ohoho you've scuffed my shoes
I hauvcovid
this is just canon
oh he absolutely whines about his hair it took him a while to get it just right
This reminds me of that one voice line he has against era . Something about her hat
I love that voiceline
Also can we talk about how he has Velcros
The first time I heard it I could not stop laughing and replaying it
noo that's X...
Did his dad never teach him to tie his shoes /nsrs
no wait
Nono it was kai
The āhow do you even fit that hat on your head??ā
ahem Kai voice: it ruiNs the dRag š¤
ELP{PEPME
LMFAO
no i remember now
I have like half of rammys voice lines saved i need to save the rest . Il get one kai voice line aswell Iāll let you guys pick which one
He would despise me I would push Estelle out of the water with how much I'd ruffle his hair after he sat there combing and geling it for like an hour before each tournament
he'd be like I love my fans! Except that one guy you know who you are /nsrs
also the "X!!! You MUST listen to my CALLS! š¤ " is really funny to hear too
Dude when he's angry he just goes like silly I cant even take him seriously
Do u think he has ocd Who was that . Did you hear that.
Kai bein a master braider
he's so babygirl
He's like 
!!! 
!!!! hey!!!
SMOL
There is nothing about him that isnt baby girl...
He's got the curves
He's got the hair
He's got the lashes
He's got the attitude
Heās purple ā¦
also the "Oh, buddy, are you sure you're ready for the pro leagues? š„ŗ " delivery was so good I still remember the exact way it sounds
NO BECAUSE READING THAT WAS LIKE IT JUST PLAYINGIN MY MIND
UR SO RIGHT
I NEED to make refs for omeowga monarchs . The closest to a colored erawr ref I have is her kissing rasmews
yes pleas... . ..
GJ GHJ H@@@
I could go on for days
I will remain calm

Surprisingly I donāt remember any kai lines besides his one with era because I havnt listened to them all on loop yet but I can exactly hear very specific rasmus lines so if I can do that surely I can remember kais once I hear them again
I can blab about Kai all day LMAO
I have engraved Kai voicelines into the back of my skull
I will restrain myself for now
I will never forget
SAME
I remember I'd just get bored while waiting to match up and just sit on his wiki and listen to them while giggling
anyone who's written Kai prolly has heard his 6 lines 5000 times
maybe one day I will doodle Kai again I'm sorry other strikers this is Kai's house
yuppp
I can't help it
FOR REAL ANYTIME I DO ERA ITS LIKE A GIFT TO PANTS AND THEN 99% OF THE REST OF THE TIME IS JUST KAI
when will you make an era for me huh
Captivating isnāt it? Captivating isnāt it? Ca-
HE WONT GET OUT MY HEAD
it was my birthday 5 days ago, too /guiltripping/silly
Aw.. its okay its for both of you but you can ask me to draw her any way you want <3
WHJAT OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY
Kai only household LMAOOOO
mhm :>>
:>
hAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
wee!!!
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY



š°
but better yet go wish hb a bday it's theirs today
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Ya happy late birthday !!! CURSE OF ERA

omg aries nation rise up
eyy!!!
Iām fish ,,
yo what the heck why are we all having birthdays
Whats it called. Pie sees
piscess
BYE
the most vocal EM fans are generally aries this is so funny but fitting
yesss
No way I got that right
today is X's day too
My gf is named aries
:0
JSHADGHSHSKFHSDFDSF
ya'll know its rough when you remember their zodiac
THAT IS SUCH A PRETTY NAME
I love that omg
Mhm ! I love her ilvn
LETSGOO
Imlov her heheh
Gonna bite her rn . Brb . Happy
As you should
fire signs like the fire-aligned team hmmm who'da thunk
NNNnnope
actually-
we're most compatible with air signs
my brother is leo we are at each other's throats all the time
I donāt remember zodiacs well I just know Iām a little swimmer (I canāt swim
OHHH OK so its they fight and argue more
well that makes sense for X and Kai then for sure
my father is sagittarius so we got all the fire in one tiny house, jay
Fire in the haus!!!
FIRE IN RHE HILE
heey just cuz it isn't compatible doesn't mean
FIRE IN THE HOLE
like gemini, aquarius and libra which I can confirm bc I know several geminis and I generally get along with them best
hehe
Ofcc
FIREEE
Zodiac are just for funsies anybody can be with whoever
you could say their interactions are....xplosive-
EE:{P
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HELP??

no come back you're right
see Xperiments is X Rasmus
WAIT TRUE
Does anyone have a reliable source for Zodiac compatibility btw because everyone and their mother has a website that says bogus things
IT'S ON THE WIKI ????!!!!
I KNOWW FIHEIFHD
I FUCKING WON THAT DAY
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

????????????????????????????????????????
CAN I ASK-
BACK OF THE LINE I WAS HERE FIRST
SINCE WHEN
RAAAHH
GRRR
I never saw that
GRRRRRRR
INSANE
he's trying
Im cutting Era in line to kiss Kai though unrelated note /nsrs
"gdi Kai go support your teammate" "but i don't wanna" "just do it"
elp disgruntled kai in the corner of a party
i will HC it's on Bastian's prodding
I bet he just grouches in a corner mourning the time he could be spending organizing corestrike strategies
youll never be me
INSANE
the amount of confidence
See if I asked for Kai I would have been told no and banned from the game /nsrs
Im going back to bed
NEBJHENG
get back over here what the heck did I miss
I leave for two seconds to check the wiki š
this but its kai and "They dont know that Im the best corestriker ever"
i need more rasmus trivia
HELPPPPPP
@/aesop aesop does rasmus like granola bars
FOR REAL
bonus points if you're like me and hc Kai as secretly being not a party person in general
ELPMEEe
ITS ONE OF RASMUS'S EXPERIMENTS BE NICE /nsrs
IM THE BETTER EXPERIMENT HISS
EHFBWEJF K@?$?@
like he's just a corestrike nerd who acts confident but I am certain he probably is like a corestrike encyclopedia
God I love him
what shwo sai d that
little stupid boy
say it with your whole chest
SDSDHGBHG !!!
GOD I LOVE HIM
X-CEPTIONAL
I would murder to sit and listen to Kai's rambles about corestrike
love Kai so much
he'd talk about some guy from years ago who first conceptualized the sport and I'd be head empty but listening
mfers be like "i love him what who said that" watch when i say some REAL unhinged shit theyll fold š /J /J /J
the EMs patented Kai distraction technique is to ask him questions so he can, well, get sidetracked (X) or just to listen to him talk (Era)
Kai interview that he's upset about being clipped by 70% because of how much he rambles about the techniques
!!! :o(((
YOU GET IT
I used to be an era disliker and then I realized it was because me and her are so alike what a cruel world /nsrs
also the most random trivia
DJKLDJFKSHDFSHJFHJHJFF
GASP

my friend used to be the resident friend groups era fan but then she started to like OS less so i took the torch without even realizing it
i was too far down the era hole before realizing "wait i like era alot now"
Basically for me it went like this
era is okk ig...
starts playing her
hears her quotes
oh.
oh. 
LOL
I like Era but girl stand up for yourself pls
Now I wanna get her lil froggy skin..
in my mind it was like "damn i love rasmus somuh god . godd i lve rasus so ufcm much fuckk ..,,, what if he and era kissed... :) oh i like era alot suddenly"
the irony is that if I was in OS without any of the outside knowledge about the characters I doubt I would like Kai LMAOOO
in the next ody game it will have 30 minute cutscenes of rasmus kissing the entirety of EM
but since I know his whole schtick? Love him to bits
I wanna say Im better than that and I'd be the same way but I loved him before I read his story

oh absolutely his design won me over before anything else
Smth abt him man idk!! saw him on the field once and suddenly fell in love and wanted to know every little fact he had in his mind
he was enjoyable fr also Robbie Daymond absolutely kills it in the role
when i first saw kai i thought he was the living embodiment of those roblox videos that r like "DADDY ISNT DONE SPEAKING ... YO WILL COME BACK HERE" then i realized hes alot more normal than that
in the next ody game it will have 30 minute cutscenes of rasmus kissing YOU š«µ
REAL
BYE
SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THIS TWEET TO BE TRUE
GOODNIGHT
"I became a scientist but its head has a crush on me???"
I WILL BE IN THE NEXT ODY GAME IM BETTER TAHNA LL OF U
Nasa has publicly stated that the radio waves they were picking up from mars are officially translated to prove this fact
TRUE
Kai be like "Not here, kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss it later." /j
SHUTUUPTSNUIRBGIHKERBGUHERG
NBYEEE EJHYE
BYEEEEEEEE
X and Era be like "But pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them"
NO BC HE IS THE KITTEN WHISKERS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND [insert catboy kai skin]
Kai so pookie bear
Kai is just me IRL
LMFAO
poor wuba
kai video /SILLY
BYTE
Kai tries to do this talk but he 1HKO's himself
i will die
BYE
i will die now
IFHEKNF
practices lines in the mirror and then faceplants in bed from embarassment
DADDY ISN'T DONE SPEAKING!!! DADDY DEMANDS YOU TO COME BACK!!!! OR DADDY'S GONNA GET REALLY ANGRY!

STOTPPPGEIDH
"That's it kitten whiskers, let daddy control the core" immediately dies
do you think he thinks back to his one liners and faceplants
Look
ENOUGH
Kai can't be daddy when he's the one in need of a father figure
WHAT DO YOU FUCKIGN MEAN
JHDSKJHDSKFHJDSKFHDSJHFHDS
THAT IS WILD
Hold on there is some cookage here
Era's cat:
surplus i will block you this is not a joke/j
I'm getting booted from the kai enjoyers chat it's been fun guys ā š /j
me irl btw :
/nsrs
okay fuk you won me over
Nobody should be exciled for speaking the truth
wheres that onenameplate
ELPMEE
I HAVE JT GOLD ON
Basically, Era calls Kai Kitten Whiskers
oh yeah i can't say that here
THIS ?
ok thank goodness
anyways yes to them having nicknames
ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE
Era tame is fuck I'd be tweaking
š„ŗ
Era looks so pretty here
SHe does she looks literally gorgeous
Cuz Era is in control
she 
Era is so pretty tho
you get it
also deceptively calm I thought she'd be passed out on the floor

I know I would be
BYE
ID FOLD
Is what I'm saying
SJFKDSFJSDHFJJHFSDHFJ
/SILLY
SLURPIE IL GET YOU
*-dy
IM COUCGHING HELP M
anyways
I look like cat butler kai irl knowers know
EM except Era and X are Kai's mom and dad /nsrs

This is so cursed
yeah XD
the grabbable waist-
YOU LOOK A LIL MORE TEXAN THAN THAT
CHILL
?
CHILL
Nameless gets it
IM-
? ? ? ? ? ? ??
I NEED WATER
Be yourself 
ILL BE BACK
XDD
what makes you think they aren't already playing those roles
this chat thirstier than the BG3 save i'm in rn
sure...
.... dont . .. . /silly
lemme grab smth from your dms-
see!!!
is this real you look photoshopped
I need to grow out my hair
This is real, hb grabbed the screenshot from a video I made
INSANE I cant belkieve this
as a doctor, i will diagnose you with grabbable waiste syndrome you may never be able to top
GOODNIGHT
Dancer waist
yuhh
It's terminal
Never to be forgotten
BYE
Why do you like Asher
I JUST GOT BACK
Just say you like Mommies its okay we wont shame you
Because she can hold me like lil baby boy kitten man
/SILLY
Now watahell
IM LEAVING AGAIN/J
I cant believe this is real
Nah fr it's because she can end me
What do scientists think ?
Rasmus from OS: yes this is true


Anyways Kai's silly
Kai my beloved . . .
Kai being a domestic hubbyā¢ļø
Kai will never be above rune in my book but he's one silly guy
kai in an apron 
v valid
I asked my barber if he could style my hair like Kai, and he called me a gringo
I agree, Rune is on top
g-gringo?
pelas
! ban this fool immediately /nsrs
LET HIM COOK
I can see Kai with lots of lore potential hopefully they don't mess him up
yeah...
HES COOKING TOO MUCH HES GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
I have this constant aching fear theyāre gonna fuck up rasmus I cant let it happen
LET IT BURN
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
Biggest meal ever...
Nah Rasmus is the one who fucks up /nsrs
well /hj ig
nuh uh
I mean as in he fucks up other ppl
canon to me is a redemption arc and then he becomes a coach and is much happier with the pressure off him and decides to use his experience to inspire others š
AWWWWWWW HJSFDNBHJSADH WWJHBDAJ !!!!
yes
Oh ! Me first
I like this
If they do I'll die a terrible death and it'll be all their fault
"white boy" basically. I go to a Hispanic barber shop
GOODNIGHT
He was also kidding somewhat, he said I'd need a wig bc Kai's hair isn't realistic
strong urge to make froggie era my pfp rn
Yeah there's no way to naturally get that funky little antennae
#)
That works into the Dylan Surplus 10 year arc
Headcannon thing
oh have we not takled about this in headchat :0
also Jay i finished Ted Lasso and yes
i will continue to project Kai n X on Jamie and Roy
I'm halfway through Season 3 I need to finish the rest!!
Yesss please
the finale part is so good
they did the ending right
very few shows do that
Rin and I were like "Juli would def be a coach one day so they have a friendly rivalry about the kids they're coaching being the 'better' players"
heck yeah
My OC self insert 10 years from present day has a family and is considering moving on from commentary, and gets a coaching job offer from his alma mater. Does he take it and employ other striker alumni on his coaching staff? (Juli, Dubu, Rune) Or does he stay in Ahten City?
I think Kai does the same, starts at the college ranks and then moves into the pros
mhm!
cooking!
i can see that definitely
would dylan surplus have like. a prowess over tactics and stuff tho
He's basically watched film from a box and on the field for ~15 years at that point
slurpie i have a questionnn :3
If his Offensive, Defensive, and Magic coordinators are former strikers, it can make things that much better
would surplus and tito get along
yes rassy
Could you show tito to me?
mhm ! give me a second
I don't think I've seen them, and if I have, I apologize
little robot boy that has no issues whatsoever isnt that right nameless
Oh yeah lil robot boy! Yeah I reckon they'd get along!
Dylan Surplus can be friends with almost anyone
hehe
don't look at rassy's status
After the Paracelsus Situation, DS and Rasmus make up and start becoming friendlier
Oh no...
they arent supposed to know that nameles /J
"again" still fucks me up so bad . youre evil for that

oh no, tito got turned into
the thoughts won
WHAT
THEY TURNED MY LITTLE GUY INTO A VODKA,,
good.
insane over my tito hater arc btw
HE GOT DISTILLED!!!
here's an oc in 5 lines or less
im crying ijust realized so many of my ocs have abnormally long hair
š i gotta start trimming /j



What if Kai had longer hair
THRS IS SO COOL AGHHGHGHG
Demon skin...
the answer is it'd be drippy as hell /silly
WHY YOU SO HAIR
ggguyzz I might go back to aimi profile I dont feel swag enough to be erAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH PRETRRTYY ARTT
ok the bunnies hair is not visible but its long i prommy
pretty...!!
throwback when Rin swapped Juli and Kai
https://fxtwitter.com/grimberriz/status/1670048919391461377?t=-xjgPzA4OJrAzKAIKFqg6A&s=19
SO FUCKING HAIR
PJ <YJFNE #
WHAT.. PEAK...
its okay!! ill give you more cool things !! you wont survive.
r they roasting a marshmallow over the
nnghhooo!!!
Kai get in the leotard!!
yes they are roasting a marshmallow over the weird pink animal
that is so silly
hes like naturally rlly hot
AW :o(
can I cuddle him Im cold
You dont actually have to answer that Im just playin
his name is bean and hes like a dopplegengar/bootleg of one of my sonas (chili)
OH AW :o((((
GOOBER
Im a bean fan
I remember when I was making a striker oc..
/otffotpic
/off topic dear lord
I gotta try again it was a hot mess
everyone seems to love bean more than chili which is rlly funny to me LOL
I LOVE THEM BOTH THEYRE BOTH REALLY CUTE
the Collection
D'AWW!!!
the last two (marker and Seek From Doors) are besties and theyre like polar opposites
love these two
YOOOO thats so cool I love them
I've played doors a couple of times :3c
Im so abd
bad
I LOVE DOORS im pretty decent at it but i still havnt gotten to door 100 either way
i usually always die at the greenhouse
can never forget the goofy. the silly
I cant even last till 40
i have ALOT of sonas as u can tell
its so crazy how Hong Lu he is
it's this creature




